The TwiPorn Library is the most visited page on my website so I thought it was time to expand upon it. This page contains what I like to call Quick & Dirty Twiporn. These are the shorter stories, 1 to 3 chapters or so for those of us who can’t find the time to get through the really long ones. Reminder, most of these are not for those under 18 years of age, you have been warned.
We all need a quick fix sometimes so here they are:
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Damsel in Distress by AmberStar63 . A day off, a slightly unusual shopping list and Rosalie’s BMW – What could possibly go wrong? AU/AH, Rated M. WINNER of the Twific Auto Erotica Challenge contest!
Inhibitions – Edward is in for a surprise when Bella comes home after a night drinking with the girls. What’s happened to his shy, sweet Bella?
Vampiric Peaches – Edwards & Bella story
Dreaming - Bella would like to give Edward a dream, but is he ready? Lemony fresh!
Restlessness - Edward is feeling a new emotion. Can Jasper help him understand himself? A missing scene from ‘Midnight Sun’
Lathering Up – Yep, vampire Edward in the shower… and he’s not alone for long.
Overtime at the Office by tby789 – A series of side-shots and outtakes written for The Office. Two outtakes up to date
A Little Crazy by LolaShoes & tby789 – entry for the Parkaward contest. Edward is the new, mysterious tenant across the street. Bella has spent her whole life here. Can he convince her that life isn’t a place, but what you keep with you?
Eduardo’s Lessons of the Sexing by Ninapolitan - Written for the “Dirty Talking Edward Contest” Edward/Eduardo is PRETENDING to be a Gay Brazilian Sex Instructor **LEMON** Tied for second in the DTE Contest
The Way You Make Me Feel by lisa89 – Edward is the lead singer/guitarist in a rock band, Bella is the sexy vixen in the front row. How can Edward catch her attention? AH, EPOV. Set in the 80′s!
Urban Legend by booboo.kitty2.0 – There is a rumor going around that there is a masked stranger that will slip into your room at night & give you one night of hot sexin & after weeks of leaving her window open Bella is about to give up when who shows up,yeah, mask wearing Edward! AH/AU
PattinPorn – fanfiction featuring Robert Pattinson and sometime a few other real life people
Don’t Say a Word - People can learn a lot about themselves if they would just be quiet for a few minutes. One night while pouting and brooding, Rob meets someone who makes him realize that talking is overrated. Warnings: Lemons. Lots of lemons. Actually, more like Mike’s Hard Lemonade. Mild D/s.
Sex on Fire – Set in Japan. Robert and Kristen have a warm encounter on Karaoke night. This is a short story. Rob & Kristen Action courtesty of SpunkMe
Lunchtime – She can see him looking at her out of the corner of her eye, and she smiles, turning to leave the crowded set. She knows he’ll follow, he always does when he looks at her like that. He always does at lunchtime. This is Rob & Kristen action. thanks SpunkMe, you find the best TwiPorn <3
It’s Just A Chemical Reaction – one page steamy Kristen & Rob action
Leave You Muddled Up and Blind – another short steamy with Kristen & Rob action
Fidelity - short, Last Tango in Paris-like, with Rob & Kristen thanks SpunkMe
Square One – Rob and Kristen in their last hours in Tokyo
Serendipity & Purple Fudge – It’s funny the way chance events can shape our lives. What do you think happens when one of the ladies of the Boom Boom Room flies to Vancouver on business and ends up in the same hotel and on the same floor as Robert Pattinson? Read on and find out…
More Than Once – the JTO One Shots by just_write – These are the one shots that accompany Just This Once. Anna and Rob lovin’
New York State of Mind by Emmy415 – A one shot — One of the girls from the Boom Boom Room travels to NY for some fun. But she gets more than she bargains for when she runs into Robert Pattinson.
The Jack Officers by feathersmmmm – When Edward drops his fiance Bella off for a night with the girls, he gets a lot more than he was originally expecting.
I have a feeling I will read ALL of these. Dammit.
These are all some really good reads thanks a bunch!
Hi JAG,
I thought I would leave you the link to my Rob fic-Northern Lights and Whiskey Lullabies on Twilighted. ( Also on ff).
http://twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=5119&chapid=19483
Of course you know that readers must register first.
I’d love to know what you think! the Author of ILLA Feathers_mmmm told me to write it and has added me to her fave’s. ( I feel very special!)
xox
Songirl
Can I recommend a 2 chapter honeymoon twi-porn story on fanfiction.net? “You Could Be Mine” – sort of the missing action from Edward and Bella’s first night. Rated M “a little bit of fluffy smut” the author writes. Lemony but not hard core. This was the first twi-porn I ever read and therefore holds a special place in my pervy heart.
Enjoy!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4376719/1/You_Could_Be_Mine
vampiric peaches rules!! so funny and its a gotta love emmett moment!!
oh damn it….shits bella is so lucky god!!!!i m really jealos of bella…
loved the purple fudge one…. lmao going down the happy trail and a trip to Tim Hortons sheer f*&king class man
And I thought I was a pervert in what matters to Rob or Edward
Guess I’m not but thats not bad these fanfictions will be in my pervy hearth and I will read read them all
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6199560/1/You_Are_Mine
ONE SHOT – AH- After seeing Bella dancing with another man, Edward can’t help but take her in the back and show her who she belongs to. Dirty talking Edward and Dominate. R-M for Lemons.
My friend @ReasonandRhyme wrote a cougar fic, between a funny sexy Esme and a hot steamy 20-something Edward, and NO, she’s not his mom! It really should be called Bite the Big Lemon. Holy crap!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6299680/1/Bite_the_Big_Apple
Esme’s day started out so well, but after a sidewalk tumble lands her in the arms of a stranger, she quickly learns that anything can happen in New York City. Mature, ExE