Pimp my Read

Let your imagination take it from here...

Let your imagination take it from here...

So I get quite a few emails from FanFic/TwiPorn writers who would like me to post their stories in the library or feature them in the Sinful Sunday spotlight.

I also get  a lot of story recommendations from TwiPorn readers as well. Well, I suck at reading and returning emails and for that I’m sorry.

To fix the situation, I ‘ve created this page to give you an opportunity to Pimp out your story (ain’t no shame in that) or recommend a fan-fic that you love.  All types of Twilight fanfics are allowed…lemons, no lemons, real life PattinPorn, RobSten, completed, not-completed, one-shots whatever you’ve read and loved.

I’m in the process of revamping the library to create separate pages for Twilight, RealPerson, Robsten etc. I’m hoping to have these completed soon.

So when recommending a story please include the title, link (fanfiction.net etc…) and a short summary (include the rating if you can).

Happy Reading!

177 Responses to Pimp my Read

  1. SpunkMe

    Well, I might as well step up to the plate and be first here. I’d love for you to pimp my read, JAG, baybee!!!! So here it is…

    Catagory: Robsten Fan Fic

    Title: You Get Me Closer To God

    Author: SpunkMe

    Rating: M / NC-17/ XXX

    Link:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5070334/1/You_Get_Me_Closer_To_God

    Summary: The epic love story of Rob and Kristen while filming with all their friends on the Twi cast. For your reading pleasure, it is full of lemons…Rob’s Hard Lemonade, that is! Set in Vancouver. Special Guest appearances by: Sam Bradley and JAG. This story is FICTION. I do not know these people…well except meeting Sam and having JAG as an on-line bestie. Enjoy!

    • SpunkMe

      Wouldn’t you know it that the link got mixed up with the word “link” haha. Ok try again… here you go…

      http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5070334/1/You_Get_Me_Closer_To_God

    • distracted

      I’ve read You Get Me Closed to God. It’s on my Favorites list. I love this one!

    • You’re in :-)

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  3. leisha

    SpunkMe,

    This is my all time favourite FanFic!!! I love it!!! GAH!!! Nine Inch Nails!!!!! “I want to fuck you like an animal” LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • SpunkMe

      leisha,

      Thanks soooo much!!!

      I know that song is like the be all end all when it comes to Rob! Hope you continue to enjoy future chapters! Thanks for your support! Smooch! <3

  4. arengolucky

    MY TURN! MY TURN!

    Par Amour by ArenGoLucky
    http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1803935/ArenGoLucky

    What if the MySpace’s Artist on Artist interview with Rob Pattinson and Hayley Williams was not the first time they met? What if there was much more to their story? A love story for the ages.

    NC-17

    they meet, they fall in love, they have to deal with fame and seperation and all the things that come with. lots of lemons…lots of adorkable rob!

    nominated for four Indies!

    Read it…you know you want to…

    • Thanks you’re in the library now. :-)

  5. foof76

    Since my fic has already been featured with a link, I’m going to rec one of my big obsessions because I don’t see it listed here yet, but it is very popular.

    I’m rec’ing Tropic of Virgo by In_a_blue_bathrobe!

    This is seriously excellent. This chick writes amazing stuff. Her lemons are delicious, there is angst, very witty dialogue, and an excellent plot. I have a feeling from the way that she writes that she is just WAY TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL. Fun & edgy and full of wonderful poetry.

    Rating: NC17

    Pairing: Edward/Bella, all canon pairings.

    Genre: AU-Human

    Summary: “He’s a young but jaded keyboard player writing lyrics for his band, Breaking Dawn, and she’s a naive and frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide on-line.
    What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?”

    Link: http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=3138&index=1

    Seriously, this story is MADE. OF. WIN.

    • Annie

      Ditto! It’s on Fanfiction.net too.

    • jen

      Tropic of Virgo is awesome!! One of my favorites!

    • distracted

      Tropic of Virgo is awesome. One of my favorites.

  6. robmymidnightsun

    Okay, can I recommend? I’m occupied with this fanfic, a story like no other vampire story, so you have to check it out. Its AU yet supernatural, and I assure you there is always action, if not in bed, somewhere else…

    Title : The Throne
    Rating : M
    Link : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5122543/1/THE_THRONE

    Summary:

    A little almost inaudible whimper that she let out, and those round flickering red eyes turned toward where we were hiding.–A tale about friendship, love and utter devotion, brought about by trust. Rated M for graphic,drug use,language and lemons.

    It is not yet done, nearly, i suppose. So if you want you can check out her other amazing stories, full of hot lemons too.

    Here’s her link : http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1866514/

  7. jeri

    Well the fic I am recommending is new but she finished it incredibly fast. It is called Finding you, Finding me by Sophie. It’s a twist off of new moon right after Edward says goodbye. It’s really different from the book and has an original twist where Bella loses her memory … without further ado here the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/secure/story/story_preview.php?storyid=5171705

  8. Capricorn75

    Pimpin’ mah one-shot, ‘INHIBITIONS’.

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4475039/1/Inhibitions

    Edward is in for a surprise when Bella comes home after a night drinking with the girls. What’s happened to his shy, sweet Bella?

    Complete – Twilight – Fiction Rated: M – English – General/Romance – Words: 4922

    • I’ve read this, its fabu! Loved it.

  9. tinkrbe1l3

    Breaking Dawn Book 1 Edward’s POV.
    I got this suggestion from the Indie Twific Awards. Lot’s of lemons…great canon and overall thoughtful piece. I loved it.

    NC-17

    http://www.wufanfic.net/estories.php?action=viewestory&EstoryID=23

  10. handcuffs

    Art after 5 and Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina
    http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1801946/sleepyvalentina

    One Shot that I wish would continue is Urban Legend by booboo.kitty2.0
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5180647/1/

    • Nora

      OMG… Art After 5 is freakin’ awesome! I was going to recommend that one myself…

    • dazzledtodeath

      This has quickly become one of my faves-and I think my favorite Edward, too. Very emotional-I cried through parts but couldn’t stop til I’d finished. Try it-you’ll hate for it to end.I did.
      Ditto Counterpoint-same story, told from Edward’s POV. Read Art After 5 first.

  11. distracted

    Hey I know this perhaps isn’t the best place to ask this but since i have changed my avi at WordPress.com but it still isn’t showing up on my comments here. Does anyone have an idea of how I can fix this?

  12. pange

    I guess I’ll pimp my own fanfic even though I suck at summaries. lol

    It’s AH, rated M. Basically Edward, an Army soldier, meets Bella, a college student and they are irresistible to each other. Bella is scared off slightly by his profession. It’s called “Always Fighting From the Heart.” I’ve got about 4 chapters up as of right now. My 5th is with my beta, I’m hoping to get it up in the next 24-48 hours.

    Here’s the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5156497/1/

    And, yeah, I totes stink at summaries. I just don’t want to give too much story away! I’ve got big plans. lol

  13. SpunkMe

    Pimping this one cause I like it! For those seeking new Robsten fan fic material….

    Robsten

    Quiet
    by ever6
    Rated M

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5088599/1/Quiet

    Rob and Kristen’s relationship beginning in Rome 2008.

  14. Pimping a Rob story:

    One Week
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4960171/1/One_Week

    Summary:
    Kate’s on vacation when she crashes into the hottest man on Earth: Rob Pattinson. They connect, expecting nothing more than casual fun, no questions asked. What happens when the week ends? Will Kate’s secrets and Rob’s crazy life come between them? Lemons

    • Chele

      Read it…Loved it…

    • Christa

      Love it!!

  15. leisha

    argh….so many stories, not enough time!!!!!!! how long can u function on 1 or 2 hours sleep a night???? *yawn*

    • SpunkMe

      leisha

      I know, right?

      So far I have been doing it on 4 hours a night for the last 8 months. Sometimes I do only get 2 hours. haha! It’s just too good to stop reading!

    • leisha

      Spunk,

      Between FanFic and JAG and U and Christina and FakerParis and all the other pervy ladies here (oh, and Rob of course,) I’m surprised I sleep at all!!!!!!!!! It’s so like a drug addiction!!! I can’t go a couple of hours without checking in to RAoR and looking at all the fuckhawt pics and reading all the hilarious comments!!! Everyone in my RL thinks I’ve lost the plot. They say I have OCRD (Obsessive Compulsive Rob Disorder) which I assure them that I most definately DO have OCRD and why the hell wouldn’t I??? They just don’t understand, but I know u all do.

      So, thank u. Keep up the good work (and by work I mean perviness) :)

      Smooches. I <3 U

  16. robellanlover

    ‘vamperic peaches’ on quick and dirty is hilarious!!! so funny is a must read for a giggle

  17. Haystackhair

    sigh. so much for sleep…

  18. ann

    Hi:)

    Just pimping my one-shot Rob story, which allso is my very first fanfic ever. Ahh my baby, hee hee;)

    Anyway heres an teaser:

    Rebecca, a wholehearted music lover, goes to a small concert in the north part of New York, just expecting to get a good beer, chill and hang out with her two best friends, Laura and Jennifer, while listen to the indie rock band that is playing that night. What she doesn’t expect is Robert Pattinson appearing at the show or returning here stare with interest. When she gets out for some fresh air and a smoke, and he follows her, she gets the opportunity to have one wicked night, with a man she has dreamed of meeting, for a over a year. Will she take the chance?
    Rated M for mature language and sexual content (lemons, lots of lemons hee hee!!)

    • ann

      Ups got a little too exited there, and forgot to post the link in the process.. Tsk tsk.. Anyway its called “One Wicked Night” and here it is:

      http://www.fanfiction.net/secure/story/story_preview.php?storyid=5228031&chapter=1

  19. francesbean

    Alright, I’m posting my story as well.

    It’s an all human OOC story where Bella and Edward are step cousins and they hated each other when they were growing up, but they decide to use each other to get rid of people who throw them on them occasionally.

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4965339/1/Hummingbird

  20. ann

    News.. I’ve deleted my story at fanfic net.. I think I will leave fanfic to be written by its lovely writhers, untill I have a more fluid english language, that are worthy of everything Twi and Rob.. sorry for beeing a tease..

    //Ann

  21. shes.too.tame

    *sneeks in* http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5043256/1/All_I_Ever_Wanted

    hopefully the link works. Its mine. It is the wedding/honeymoon from EPOV. Not overly descriptive.

  22. “I Will Still Be With You”

    Let’s face it; Edward and Bella have always had communication issues. They never seem to say exactly what they’re thinking. This is an alternate reality for New Moon, starting about page 70, where Edward leaves Bella in the woods. (I know, I know, the scene is perfect how it was and you shouldn’t screw with perfection, right? Well, I did.) This time, though, Bella doesn’t let him go so easily.

    ‘That soft sigh shattered my resolve like glass.’
    Lemony with a surprise ending!

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5198497/1/I_Will_Still_Be_With_You

  23. heLLow :]

    I’am looking for GERMAN lemony fan fictions .. I toiled google really awfully x’D but the result wasnt the way I wanted it .. Important for me is, that the ff’s are not jst about hello, kissing, sex, goodbye .. I really want these ff’s to have a background .. the meeting .. to get to know eachother .. the falling for eachother asf. .. but plz with lemony content ;]

    the reason why I want to have them in german: I’am german & its not that I dont understand what the english authors write but its a lil tiring & in german it would be a lot more easier for me to read :)

    thanx in advance & let the suggestions coming :)

    greetz

    • toothgap

      Hello!
      Ich werde in den nächsten Tagen meine erste FanFiction auf fanfiction.net einstellen. Ich weiss noch nicht genau wohin die Story gehen wird, aber eins ist sicher: es wird sexy!
      Ich lese normalerweise englische Fanfiction, denn die deutsche ist mir oft zu “zahm” – aber wem sag ich das – muss man halt selber mal zur “Feder” greifen!
      Vielleicht schaust du die Tage einfach mal rein wenn du magst ;.)
      Titel: Rock me, Baby (vorläufig..)
      CU

  24. queensofpattinson

    this one is a must read it was inspired by Roar! what if you were in a secret relationship with a certain twilight actor. And he was willin to fullfill YOU”RE every fantasy. Lots of lemons. Just think you and robert on a bathroom counter.

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5265625/1/Red_Morning_Light

    • Story Not Found
      ——————————————————————————–
      Unable to locate story with id of 5265625.
      :(

    • queensofpattinson

      sorry….

      http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5266827/1/Red_Morning_Light

  25. itsjustme1217

    One shot Pattinporn

    eRobica
    http://itsjustme1217.livejournal.com/

  26. Bad Habit by AmeryMarie

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5007065/1/Bad_Habit

    Bella has a bad habit. She’s been secretly involved, and secretly in love, with her best friends brother for years. Will she ever admit her love or will misunderstandings, interfering friends & betrayals help her kick the habit?

    Rec’d by The Fictionators and nom’d for two Indie Twific Awards.

    AH/AU/OOC, Rated M

  27. mazuzu

    Morning After….
    A short story about a surprise awakening after a wild unforgettable night with the world’s best known vampire movie star … what was his name?

    Another girl’s fantasy about RPattz ;-) . Enjoy!

    PattinPorn fan fic

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5282459/1/

  28. mazuzu

    Crash Course

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5282542/1/

    A random encounter on a transcontinental flight changes Rob’s life forever. Will his sudden celebrity and the universal “Robsession” that have taken over his life get in the way of the relationship he doesn’t even know he
    has been searching for?

    Here is a PattinPorn fan fic… from Rob’s POV ;-)

    Pimp my read, share your thoughts, enjoy and thanks!!!

  29. mazuzu

    Crash Course – UPDATED LINK

    Rating: M

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5283461/1/

    Please disregard the link in response above – still getting used to loading the files in the right order… ;-)

  30. queensofpattinson

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5303630/1/All_Things_Fall_Apart_AKa_red_morning_light

  31. Moo

    I didnt write it i wish i had is a feakin awesome story with tattward

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5143291/1/Clipped_Wings_and_Inked_Armor

    Haunted by her past Bella is broken and alone. Starting over, can she let go of the guilt that consumes her when she meets a beautiful tattoo artist or will his own personal demons destroy them first? Rated M for langage and lemons. AH/OOC

    • eeek my favorite FF!!!! LOVE IT!! angst/lemons!!!! always on pins and needles waiting for updates!!!!

  32. alogisch

    I didn’t write this story. But you guys should defenitly read The Training School Saga by TheSpoiltOne

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4873994/1/

    This link is to The Training School, but there’s also The Training School Retrained and The Training School Waiting For Graduation.

    Also The Dominant and The Submissive (soon sequeled by The Training) are pretty good stories.

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4918631/1/

    All stories are M rated :P Enjoy

  33. grneyedkat

    Kind of quirky =)
    Sail Into the Sunset
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5250994/1/

    Most recent fave:
    The Best Man by Bratty-Vamp
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5122163/1/

  34. Thanks for all the recs, will be making major updates to the library this weekend.
    :-)

  35. Pimping mah fic called I Get Off

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5234938/1/I_Get_Off

    Summary: When Bella becomes Edward’s assistant and moves in across the street, what will happen when he takes in the view? And not just those of the skyline… AH, OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons

    I’ve got a one shot that I’ll be posting soon. Thanks so much!

    • I wanted to add my new o/s, too.

      Handcuffs and Heartstrings
      http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5353708/1/

      Summary:Kids and work have a way of pulling a couple apart. Can Bella and Edward find a way to reconnect and keep the love alive? Entry into Ninapolitan’s DILF Contest. AH/OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons

    • I’ve posted another new one called Teach Me What Love Is. This one is actually my gift to mcc101180 as the winning bidder in my SSAA.

      http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5413940/1/Teach_Me_What_Love_Is

      Summary: When Edward suddenly finds himself as a single father will a change of scenery be the fresh start he needs? Will a new friend break all her rules and teach him what love is? AU/AH/OOC. Rated Mature for language/lemons.

  36. JDawl

    The Rain Season:

    Basic Synopsis:
    After trauma of losing her parents, Bella receives a letter from old family friend Esme inviting her to come to Scotland where she and her family are currently settled. Angsty scottish summer with AH cast and perhaps Edward in a kilt. Lemons to follow. (all human AU)

    Link:
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5249534/1/The_Rain_Season

  37. Emma

    Well…I guess I’ll pimp my own…even though it might not be up to par with some of the others! LOL

    it’s a one-shot RobFic called “New York State of Mind”

    basic summary: One of the girls from the BBR travels to NY for some fun. But she gets more than she bargains for when she runs into Robert Pattinson. Rated M for lemons.

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5282409/1/New_York_State_of_Mind

  38. Nellie

    I know you talk to ninapolitan on Twitter and I am surprised her hilarity isn’t mentioned. Eduardo is a one shot that will have you peeing your pants. Her Bella Swan diaries is one of the first comedic stories out there. Just my two cents xo

  39. twi_mom_teddi

    This outtake/stand alone one shot to Nice Catch by PassionforTwilight just posted last night and it is one of the best if not the best E/B first times I have ever read. It is called Right Here Right Now and is at

    http://twilighted.net/viewstury/php?sid=7610

  40. mamataurus

    My fav is the Office http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4871509/1/The_Office which I guess most have read by now.
    The same author co-wrote http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5343033/1/A_Little_Crazy, short story, complete, a really nice, fast read.
    Trust in Advertising http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=4060
    Emancipation Proclamation http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5180793/1/Emancipation_Proclamation

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