For your reading pleasure (and other types of pleasure) I’ve compiled a list of RobPorn aka PattinPorn (my fave) that comes highly recommended.
I will also start adding other real life person (Twilight peeps of course) TwiPorn as well as I get recommendations.
Some of these links will take you to Twilighted.net where you will have to create a user account to access the fiction.
Note: these are steamy and you may need to be 18 or older to gain access to them.
Please let me know if any of the links are broken and I will get them updated. Also, warning you may not want to venture to these site while you are at work.
PattinPorn – fanfiction featuring Robert Pattinson and sometime a few other real life people
Open to Interpretation - Robert Pattinson is twenty five years old and a solid A-list international star. He is on the last leg of a European promotional tour for his latest film, when he meets a sexy much older woman who has been hired to serve as his language interpreter. What will develop during their travels throughout Spain, Italy, England, France and America? Will this older woman teach Rob about love and lust or will he have something to teach her? Lots of ripe, juicy, delicious lemons and possibly other fruits, I promise.
Need to Escape – When Robert Pattinson needs to escape the crazy life of stardom- he finds an unlikely ally to see him to safety- a bookshop owner who is secretly infatuated with all things Twilight. NC17
Loss of Control – NC-17 Tina DeLuca prides herself on always being in control. She’s irreverent, intelligent, and
quick to say what she thinks. She has everything she’s supposed to have: a husband who supports her career, a child who loves her unconditionally, and a ride on the fast-track at her company. Until one day, it all falls apart. While sorting it all out, she meets someone who challenges her need to always be in control, and who himself has virtually no control over most of his life. Her friendship with Rob Pattinson grows into something deeper in spite of all her best efforts to stop it. Will he be able to show her that the only way she can really be happy is to finally let it all go?
Curse of Fame - Robert Pattinson’s days of anonymity disappeared with the success of Twilight. All he wants while filming the sequels is to be able to recapture some of that and be able to enjoy playing music again without getting mobbed by media and fans. A chance letter provides him with both an opportunity and something he wasn’t looking for.
Taking Chances – Robert has two more days in London before he has to return to his hectic life in LA. He has no intention of letting himself anywhere near emotional attachment. Despite this, he finds himself unable to resist the brave invite of a beautiful girl at a nightclub in Soho, thinking it would be a one night thing only.
The Anonymous Series by SinAndShame(I <3 her BIG!) - This is PattinPorn, my fave. A chance encounter leads to an odd attraction that develops into an addiction. There are so many things about this woman that fascinate me. She’s beautiful. Classically beautiful at that. Intelligent. Articulate. Witty. She’s everything any man could ever dream of or want. Except I don’t even know her name. Warnings: Lemons. Lots of lemons. Actually, more like Mike’s Hard Lemonade. Mild D/s. NC17. 3 Chapters, not completed. Please take a moment to read the authors notes when you go there. I’ve read this series and it is sooo well written, it’s beyond twiporn it’s like art, like erotica.
Par Amour - What if the MySpace’s Artist on Artist interview with Rob Pattinson and Hayley Williams was not the first time they met? What if there was much more to their story? A love story for the ages. They meet, they fall in love, they have to deal with fame and seperation and all the things that come with. lots of lemons…lots of adorkable rob! Nominated for four Indies! NC17 by ArenGoLucky
One Week – Kate’s on vacation when she crashes into the hottest man on Earth: Robert Pattinson. They connect, expecting nothing more than casual fun, no questions asked. What happens when the week ends? Will Kate’s secrets and Rob’s crazy life come between them?





























I just finished reading I Love LA last night…my first PattinPorn. Was a bit sceptical about reading fanfic starring his hotness as himself rather than Edward and Bella stuff….but I really enjoyed it…..found it hard to concentrate at work yesterday though,the pic of Rob gazing at me from my workstation did not help one bit! lol
Absolutely agree with you. Just this once was amazing. I had to fight back the tears when Anna has to decide to accept him and all the crap that comes with his life. So well written, I would by this in a bookstore.
do you have this fic in some kind of file? i just cannot get this anymore…and i would like to read it…
Just This Once is the best fan fic I’ve ever read. Hands down. The emotions are real and the lemons are freshtastic!
It takes awhile to wrap your head around the fact that you’re reading about RP, but once you do you are IN this story.
I totally agree with you….I loved this story….and she had Rob’s mannerisms and the way he talked -perfect…….I wish she would have kept it online….I wrote the girl and she said that she took it down because she used actual names of people she knew and was afraid the story would get in the wrong hands….
Im totally with you stef, Just this once is allso my all time fave.. I love that story to pices.. Ahh Just_Writhe you own my ass;)
BTW if ya wanna read more PattinPorn then theres a whole bunch of stories at twilighted.net.. You just search after “Robert Pattinson”.
I can highly recommend Oppisites Attract! Theres a lot of lemons and dirty talk, and the story gets more exiting as it developes.. love it:)
Thank you so much for rec’ing my fic Opposites Attract. I’m actually new to this site, but I appreciate it!
Can you provide the link for Opposites Attract..can’t find it on Twilighted
Your welcome JMCullen, I love your story!
*RobsGirl heres the link to OA: http://twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=5060
Hugs Ann
I also highly recomment “Opposites Attract”. Another Robporn I love is “Only You.”
Does anyone have a PDF of Opposites attack? The link posted above no longer works.
Thanks ladies.
Another question: Where can I find “Opposites Attract” and “Only You”?
I have to recommend “Northern Lights and Whiskey Lullabies” . It´s a lovely story , very well written.
Go and have a read. You won´t be dissappointed.
Here is the link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5088510/1/
Thank you for recommending my story! I am writing Hard for you!!!!
xox
songirl
Dying for updates, Songirl!!! You’re killing me! Keep it up – - – you have a good story going!
Hi Darling!
Thanks for your kind words…Please don’t give up on the story- I haven’t and promise it WILL be finished. RL turned upside down since you left the message and finally settling down.
xox
Songirl
hey this site is awesome….rob i love u so much!!!!!!!
u r the most sexiest guy in this world!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love u…
dats nice story..i wsh edward to be more horny…n free..nt shy…
The link of I love LA Story is broken!
BTW Love your site!
Fixed the link, it has been removed from FF but it is still on twilighted.net
Uh OH! What happened to I Love LA?…what a shame, I was on chapter 36 just abouto to finish the piece…now I’ll never know!
Fixed the link, it has been removed from FF but it is still on twilighted.net.
HELP!!! Was reading Just This Once and read up to chapter 5. Now the table of contents is missing and only chapter 19 is posted. Anyone?
btw…LOVE this site!
Welcome Lila, see my note above, I contacted Just_write.
Thanks JAG! I figured it out with your help and others from this site. I contacted her thru the site and I’m waiting to hear back from her. New to this crazy FF world but getting the hang of it.
Once again, Roar is devine! I’m seriously running out of panties. In a good way, and always with a smile.
Hi, Jag. I learned of this wonderful site from Twilighted. Can I recommend the fanfic Opposites Attract by JMCullen? It contains lots of lemons and extremely well written. I think it’s my favorite pattinporn by far. She’s written another pattinporn fic named Only You. I highly recommend that as well.
I agree! OA and OY are brilliant and really deserve to be on here. JMCullen is an amazing writer!
I loved Opposites Attract and started reading Only you, only to discover that the last few chapters have vanished. Torture!
Ignore me. I just figured out Only You is a work in progress. Thought I saw 20 chapters. FF has me hallucinating!
If you like pattinporn then just go to this website. It’s a fourm that specilaizes in nothing but pattinson stories. They have good authors like me!
http://www.robertpattinsonfiction.com/story-guidelines/
You have to read The Hunter by Kaybebaby on Twilighted
http://twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=4754
RPattz is actually a real vampire (well within this story anyway). I put off reading for a while as I thought it would be silly but it’s really good – very dark and the last chapter posted (12) is actually quite scary
is there something wrong with th fanfic.com site where all the stories live? I don’t seem to be able to log on… anyone knows anything??? Yikes!
I LOVE L.A. doesn’t anymore exist in twilighted!!!!!!! does anyone know why? or if it is somewhere else? or has anyone copied it? cause i was in the last chapter for rob’s sake………
came across this:
Robert Pattinson needs to escape the paps- who helps him? his number 1 fan!
very funny and NC17! and updates at least once a week!
called Need to Escape
http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=7721
I definitely recommend Need To Escape. It’s a joy to read.
My girl writes this and I fucking love it!!! It’s so hot and sex and full of lemons and super sweet!! Give it a read you won’t be disappointed!!!
Thanks guys! I am honored to have my silly little story mentioned here!
so thank you and please feel free to leave comments when you read!
i answer all my reviews!
MWAH!
steph
aka losluggage
holdmeransom is just my alter ego
Hi All,
shameless pimp of my new story, coming any day now called On The Threshold by Lostluggae.
It’s the companion story to Need To Escape, told all in Robs POV… should be up on Twi’d before the end of the month!
thanks guys!
steph
aka lostluggage on twi’d
I Love Need to Escape. Your Rob is very much how I picture him in RL. Just started On the Threshhold. I’m sure it will be just as awesome from RPOV!
Help!! I can’t open I Love L.A. in Twilighted. There’s a message that say “Access denied. This story has not been validated by the adminstrators of this site.”
What do I do?
Im sorry but the story was pulled by the author.
if anyone has a copy of I LOVE L.A. please tell me…… <3 this site! oh! btw has anyone heard that rob is in greece?
All You Wanted by JMCullen, and Time Is Running Out by Sophz456 should both be on here. Those two stories are two of my favorite RPF’s on Twilighted and other fanfiction sites as well.
Here are the links for each…Both highly recommended!
All You Wanted:
http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=8707
Time Is Running Out:
http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=6553
Both authors are fantastic, and the stories are mesmerizing. Please go and read these!
Awww, thank you, bb!!
Gah. I love you! xoxoxo
No problem, sweetie! I call them like I see them….and I love your story so I’m happy to promote it! Love you mumma! Muah!
i love rob
I love all these stories. I am so addicted to RobFics!
Especially JMCullen stuff, marybetherrrrs, elvis4scilla, JillM, etc. So many more!
Keep up the great writing ladies………….
Hugs,
Louise
GAH! Thank you so much for the rec, bb!!! <3 I just adore you, you know this, correct?
xx
OMFG pattinporn is just out of this world. I’m addicted and can’t function if I don’t get my daily fix.
Did “Just_Write” who authored “Just this Once” move to another site? I can’t find her anywhere!!!
I’ve been looking for it too!!
I have tried to get to the links for a lot of these on twilighted and they all say access denied.
Same here! Especially the ones on Twilighted and something about not being administered.
TWISSSSSTED!!!!!!! LMAO
As in the words of a great woman named Annie from Bull Durham…..”Oh my…!”
I was reading a great rob fic on ff.net. A Chance Encounter – Rob meets Angela in LA and they ….. fill in the blanks. Anyone heard of it? Or know what happened to it? Would love any info. Thanks
Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon http://www.50shades.com The Best I have ever read.
Amen, sister! All other fanfics pale in comparison.Welcome to the Fifty hoor club.
What happened to Just This Once by Just_Write? I can’t seem to find it anywhere
H-E-L-P!! sorry i very bad at all this but i cant seem to find my way around this site. i’m in pattiporn but i can only see afew stories (that ive already seen and loved them but am loking for more) in the comments people are mentioning other stories for this category but i cant find them, is ther somewhere where theres a list of stories?? please help