So I’m revamping the TwiPorn Library to make it easier to navigate. I’ve broken it down into 5 categories:
Hey Baby, think of me while you're reading these!
- TwilightSmut which incorporates the characters of the books
- PattinPorn & RL peeps which incorporates the f*cktacular Mr Pattinson and other Twi actors
- RobstenSmut which is strictly Rob and Kristen
- Quick & Dirty which are short 1-3 chappies that include all genres
- Pimp My Read where you can recommend your fave stories or pimp your own stories for posting in the library.
Fan-fiction Website of Note
Perv Pack Smut Shack **NOT safe for work & definitely only for adults
I’m always looking for good lemony fanfic, so when I checked out your site (from an IMDb posting), the section grabbed my attention!
You have got to add “The List” to your TwiPorn! Good ‘lemony’ fun!
Here’s a link:
http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=2026
Here’s the synopsis:
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there’s little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there’s no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list of things that she and Edward can do together once they’re happily married. She’s surprised to find she might be able to cross some things off earlier than she thought…
Wow, just reading the synopsis got me hot! Thanks so much I have added it to the library <3 JAG
Loved the video – what’s the song called?
It’s like looking in a mirror. Jumpping from spark to spark. Check out Bedazzled1918 on fanfic.net, Wear Sunscreen – awesomesauce xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
What does lemony mean? I saw that on fanfiction.net too. Please fill me in!
“lemony” is a term used to describe a story that has almost and sometimes graphic sex scenes…..it is a full step up from a “lime” which just means that the sex is mild and is more or less implied then rather explaining everything in detail.
Thank you, girls, for introducing me to twi-porn! These are all the parts of the books that SM left out! I am reading The List now, and it’s absolutely amazing! I really do have work to do, but can’t stop reading this wonderful story. Goodness, gracious, my hands are tired!!! (and I even wore out my hubby today, as well!)
from the urban dictionary:
Lemon 861 up, 172 down
An anime/manga or (anime/manga) based fan-work that depicts sexual acts.
Often shortened to simply “Lemon”, the term is actually derived from a hentai anime in 1984, “Cream Lemon”, which told a story about a girl called Ami and her relationships.
Since then “Lemon” has been used to refer to all sexually-oriented fanworks, in particular fan-fiction.
“That site has a few lemon fics”
i have one full of lemons check it out its our friest chapter fic savannasmuttsmutt and i wrote it http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5825728/1/All_boys_camp
Read Frenemies….it’s geeky but Totally HOT!(I know oxymoron right….?) man I need me some skittles!!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4794348/1/Frenemies
Can I recommend a few?
The Arrangement
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4577261/1/The_Arrangement
Only Human (the first fanfic I ever read!)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4293411/1/
The Red Line
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4819806/1/The_Red_Line
Thank you, thank you, thank you for The Red Line recommendation!! I read it, and OMG was it wonderful. Definitely one of the better fanfic stories I have ever read!! I’m gonna read the other two now!
Agreed…”The Red Line” is incredible. Stirs more emotion than I can describe…Finished it a couple of weeks ago and I’m so tempted to re-read again (if I didn’t already have 40+ new once to start, I probably would) FF has taken over my life….
The Red Line is very good, I read that one a few weeks ago. Touches a few subjects which are rarely talked about, however I did find the ending a tad far fetched..but…
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Hi there! I’ve never commented on here before. (don’t even know how people get an avatar on here, lol) but I have been coming back to this site over & over again. I just love your funny content, and your different categories kill me!
Anyway, I had forgotten how much I liked fanfiction until I visited this TwiPorn Library. I started getting into reading it again, which totally rekindled the writing bug.
I’ve never written any TwiPorn before, but this forum completely inspired me. I just wanted to leave a link for my new fic in case some might be interested. I just posted chapter 3 this morning and have more to come. I haven’t had a ton of reviews yet, but they have all been very positive!
Check it out if you have time.
Blood and Lust. (Edward’s POV) I am trying to keep it as close to the book as possible, yet fill in all of those missing smutty pieces!
http://www.fanfiction.net/secure/story/story_preview.php?storyid=4979836
ps: I write under the name AwesomeSauce76. I always keep my lemony goodness on the DL from the hubs. He already thinks I’m too obsessed with Rob & his movies.
Welcome, I’m so glad you commented. The TwiPorn library is the most visited section of the site…gotta love the PattinPervs out there <3
Shoot, here’s a better link. That was for my live preview. Duh!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4979836/1/Blood_and_Lust
Can you send me a one or two liner description of the story & I’ll add it to the Library this week. <3JAG
Blood and Lust – Edward is having trouble balancing his urges for Bella. He can’t get too excited with her without wanting to bite her, and he can’t even smell her now without becoming aroused. The blood and the lust have become indistinguishable to him. To make matters worse, his wedding night is fast approaching and he has promised Bella a proper honeymoon. According to Bella, the only cure for his anxiety is to practice, practice, practice!
(Edward’s POV, In Progress, Full of Steamy Goodness and getting steamier!)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4979836/1/Blood_and_Lust
Read Blood and Lust last night, and I couldn’t move for a 1/2 hour! OMfrikkin’God….we need to see YOUR version of BD! Not the PG version….Was hot and passionate, and like I would imagine them to be. Thanks for sharing…can we expect more chapters?
I have to say I only recently found fanfiction, but I am loving the two listed above..Let your Light Shine and A Life Extraordinary….both by LolaShoes….if you have not read that yet you are seriously missing out. She has completely captured the Bella and Edward we fell in love with and taken them on such a great journey. And she has a plethera of great lemons that we all missed in the YA books. So get over there now, I promise it won’t dissapoint.
Big fan of LolaShoes, and those two pornfics….ITA, Sherry!
big fan of LYLS & ALE…by LolaShoes… my favorite so far!
Hi there! I just wanted to drop by and let you know that I updated to add Chapter 4 of my story Blood and Lust (that I linked in my earlier post) last night. I don’t think anyone’s had a chance to check it out yet, but I’m pretty proud of this chapter… getting STEAMY!!
whatever happened to ‘frenemies’ link? where can i go to read it?
I’d like to recommend a one shot called Lathering Up. Yep, vampire Edward in the shower… and he’s not alone for long.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5032494/1/Lathering_Up
two that I love-both PattinPorn(my favorite):
just this once-by just_write-on Twilighted. This is absolutely BRILLIANT-you’ll go through a lot of panties reading this one.
Taking Chances by Evenstar-on Twilighted. Also amazing and lemony.
Both are well written and super lemony, and of course, star Rob.Without Kristen, which I like.
Started Taking Chances today. Me likey.
Thanks for all the suggestions. I think I’ve added most of them <3
I´ve read some of the titles you´ve mentioned and are really fantastic, but I absolutely love “Midnight desire” and “The list”.
I’d like to recommend three amazing fanfics about E & B, I’m sure everybody would enjoy (full of lemons all of them);
From Fanfiction.net:
“A love with no limits” by Angela Twilight , it’s located in Isla Esme while E & B honey moon – It shows Edward skills for sex (he’s the best, you know….):
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4596782/1/A_Love_With_No_Limits_Edward_&_Bella
From Twilighted.net:
“Mind over matter” by Subtle Pen:
Bella challenges Edward’s limits of self control- a lot of humour, tenderness and imagination:
http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=1542
“Aro´s heir” also by Subtle Pen.
I love this story, I am totally hooked and breathless and looking forward the updates. Absolutely recommend but ….
~*~ warning ~*~ story contains very dark themes:
http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=2649
This story was great up til I realized it not finished, this should be told at the beginning of the story. I do hope the author completes it soon.
You have some of my favorites already listed like
The office
Wide Awake
Coming to Terms
The submissive
The Arrangement
Here are a few of my other fav’s I highly recommend:
Breakfast at Tiffany’s started as a oneshot:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4820114/1/Breakfast_at_Tiffanys_The_Original_Oneshot
For My Valentine Contest Entry. Edward admires Bella from afar, until a chance meeting convinces him to send her messages in the Tiffany’s window
Here’s the continuation of BAT:
Edward admires Bella from afar, until a chance meeting convinces him to send her messages in the Tiffany’s window. Can their two worlds merge beyond the grand gesture? elaboration/continuation of the One Shot
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4864973/1/
Tropic of Virgo:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4901517/1/Tropic_of_Virgo
He’s a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she’s a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
There Will be Blood (DARKWARD!!!):
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4950933/1/There_Will_Be_Blood
AU, smut, vamp/human sex and violence A dark and graphic ExB tale loosely following the plot of Twilight
And The Mirrors (while not my fav – still well written and unique – got this from Meadow on twilightheaded)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4971734/1/The_Mirrors
Teddy’s secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful – and hauntingly familiar – woman in real life?
I only recommend the very best! So, enjoy and let me know what you think!!!
What happened to Frenemies!?! It’s GONE!!! Can’t find it on Fan Fiction or Twilighted. Anybody have a link?
I don’t know…I went to look it up a few days ago, and she’s totally gone…am about to check livejournal…am desperate for Frenemies again!!
Ok, i wrote the author, and she’s turning the story into Original Fiction, so it has been pulled down from Fanfiction.net…but her other story housemating season is up again, and it’s good too (frenemies was better
) and now she’s under a new name: angrybadgergirl
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Just wanted to share some more TwiPorn recs’
E&B:
Mr. Horrible
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4953962/1/Mr_Horrible
Creature of Habit
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4769414/1/Creature_of_Habit
Tropic of Virgo
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4901517/1/Tropic_of_Virgo
Let Your Light Shine
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4837355/1/Let_Your_Light_Shine
A Life Extraordinary (sequel to Let Your Light Shine)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4881409/1/A_Life_Extraordinary
Poughkeepsie
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5027516/1/Poughkeepsie
Rob:
One Week
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4960171/1/One_Week
GOOD CHOICES @BRI
@JAG
you’ve got to put these up! Although I haven’t read them all I can vouch for the awesomeness of these….
Poughkeepsie
Tropic of Virgo
Mr. Horrible
I didn’t see them on the list, but they should definitely be added, we even rec’d Mr. Horrible on our blog A.I.C
Mr. Horrible is a total blast! I loved that story! So funny, witty..
clever..I could go on and on! Rich Kid and Baby Swan, the dynamic duo!
Duh, just realized you have Let Your Light Shine and A Life Extraordinary on your list. Sorry!
You never have to apologize for providing me with more amazing TwiPorn recommendations *wink* thanks.
I just had to say that I finally checked out a few Robporns at your suggestion, JAG… ho, mama! Me Rikey!
Some of them are a bit far-fetched, but the scenes are well written. But the one that is KILLING me is Just This Once. Holy shit is that hot! And, in my opinion, PLAUSIBLE, which really helps me get into it. Seriously could not stop thinking about that one all day today. Whoo!!!
Just This Once is the gold standard of Rob porn-I can so see myself in it-who couldn’t??? That one leaves me hot & bothered every time.
here’s a new one for Pattinporn lovers:
Northern Lights & Whiskey Lullabies-by Songirl .It’s on FF & twilighted but more chapters are posted on FF. Well written, really gets into Rob’s head. As I imagine it to be, anyway.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5088510/3/Northern_Lights_and_Whiskey_Lullabies
Try it, you won’t be sorry.
Wow! I had to pick my chin up off of my chest to keep from catching flies..Thank you so much for recommending my story! I love Robbie- I really do.
xox
Songirl
Here is a summary for Northern Lights and Whiskey Lullabies- also nominated for an Indie Twific Award.
The madness of being an actor is certainly getting to Robert Pattinson. He loves his job, but feels empty and alone. After meeting a mysterious girl at his friend Sam’s show one night in Vancouver, he starts to wonder if he could ever have a normal relationship. As fate would have it, Rob meets her again at a poetry reading later that night and gets a taste of the one who hopefully will not get away.
The arrangement has an update…
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4577261/19/The_Arrangement
Great Series for Jasper/Bella Fans:
A Lesson in Release (http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=1622)
A Lesson in Fate (http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=2275)
Edward’s Release (http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=1865)
I have been reading this new fic and it is awesome and definitely belongs to your list
Brotherly Devotion
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5070346/1/
Another good one, short thought, only 2 chapters.
Bello Jello
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5003323/1/
You guys HAVE to check out “Shadowboxer” by “nobloodnofoul” on fanfic…
I have read ALOT of fanfics, but this one is by far the best written, most well structured, believable… and just f’n addictive story i have read!!! Its not complete yet, but updates posted regularly… the level of anticipation i feel everytime i check my inbox for an update notice for this story is crazy!!!
Seriously… check it out!!
Yes, Frenemies is offline. I should know because I wrote it.
Please don’t distribute copies of it. People should email me at angrybadgergirl(at)gmail(dot)com.
I really appreciate people loving the story enough to ask around for it. Makes my cold black heart almost start beating.
I have Apples & Oranges on a private LJ page. PM me through FF.net for access.
I’m so glad you came by, I get so many emails for Frenemies. You have a very loyal following. I will request that people contact you.
JAG
Sorry about my previous post – JAG can you please delete my post with my email address??? thanks,
No worries at all baby. <3 JAG
As a courtesy to the author commenting above…please contact her per her instructions above.
Thanks so much JAG! It makes me happy in my pants to know that people enjoy my fic. And can I tell you, this blog does things to me. Pics of Robaliciousness always does. I find it very…inspiring for my writing! Cheers, ABG
Looking forward to reading Apples & Oranges. Sad that I totes missed out on Frenemies but please keep us posted when you finalize your plans for it.
<3 JAG
I (along with many others) loved Frenemies… any chance of it re-appearing any time soon? Pleeeeeeeease.
Umm…considering the song that’s playing…must check out this one.
You Get Me Closer to God
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4693022/1/You_Get_Me_Closer_To_God
They meet for one reason, and one reason alone. Everybody’s happy. Nobody gets hurt. Right? “I wanna feel you from the inside.”- E/B OOC All Human. Winner of the Eddie for best completed novel.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4085168/1/A_rite_of_passage
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4918784/1/Alphabet_Weekends
HOPE YOU LIKE THEM
WHOA!!! Well fuck me running! Finally got round to The Sub and The Dom, switch hitting on the chapters, 1 Dom. 1 Sub, you get the idea…I thought my mind could handle anything..lmfao..man oh man! Just WOW!
Oh and I read all that’s written of “The Office” yesterday..I heart me some Beautiful Bastard..He’s one hot mother (shut yo mouth!)!!!!!!
Hey JAG! Just wanted to thank you again for posting my link for Blood and Lust. It has gotten me lots more traffic on ff.net and also even got me blogged about!
What I’m really jonesing about tho is that I put it up on Twilighted.net, and today when my new chapter posted, I saw that I got a blue ribbon feature fic!! I’m so honored!
I totally thank your site and this library for making me want to start writing good, dirty smut again!
You’re welcome. Your story often makes it into my top 10 clicks of the day. I look forward to reading it.
I totally love your twilightporn/robporn section. Its a fun read when not much else is going on. I registered a few days ago to be able to read more but it hasnt been authorized yet. Can you tell me if your still registering people?
And thanks for the entertainment. I love your site and always look forward to your twitter updates!
You gotta read/add Alphabet Weekend (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4918784/1/) and Subject: Edward Cullen aka The Womanizer (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4604016/1/Subject_Edward_Cullen_AKA_The_Womanizer).
So freakin’ good!!!
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Hello Jag!! I just saw that you placed my story “Taking Chances” in the collection of RobFics, and I just wanted to say thaank you
I love your site and I am honoured that you decided to post a link to my story!!
Keep up the good work!
// Kristina
Hi Kristina,
I’m really enjoying Taking Chances and should be caught up soon. Let me know if you ‘ve written any others I should check out.
<3JAG
Hey JAG, I’m just gettin’ my pimp on for The Acclimation Diares, by…well, me
http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=3830
&
http://www.fanfiction.net/secure/story/story_preview.php?storyid=4935575
Lovin the blog bb and even changed my ringtone to Been Caught Stealin’ and it makes me giggle everytime it goes off because I think of that blog LOL!
*MWAH*
Perfect timing I’m updating tonight and tomorrow <3
Hi JAG
Now Ive compleated my first fanfic short story, at Twilighted..
Its called “One Wicked Night” and is naughty and hawt like us RAoR girls likes a story to be..
So chek it out if you have a hour or two to spare:)
// Ann
(my name in Twiligted is Annmus)
Hmm.. I can see that my story has gone from my twilighted account.. strange.. Hmm maybe it was too dirty and hawt for them to handle.. *wink* But I look at it when I come home from my holiday..
Have a good summer:)