A classic three-way from 2010. Holy shit we were crazy!
Good lawd this was fun! SNARKasm alert!
myrobertpattinson: holy shit, alert the press!
MP: It’s like a hoor reunion
myrobertpattinson: It’s like an Elis sighting! Elvis
JAG: or aunicorn
myrobertpattinson: my v is not working right (twss)
MP: Are we all typing with our thumbs up our asses today?
MP: My V is more like an O
JAG: or a U
JAG: or 2 UU s
MP: Or a W Exactly…You guys are already cracking me up
JAG: word! ok so have u guys seen the ewwwwww outtakes
JAG: they are gaytacular!
myrobertpattinson: I haven’t seen em
MP: The ones where they are leaning on a pizza delivery box or something..
JAG: there is ass rubbing, tater is clearly standing on some phone books and so many fart jokes
MP: Poor tater looks like such a 3rd wheel.
MP: Why do they both have fists clenched in this one?
myrobertpattinson: God tater look like the alpaca-face
MP: Were they practicing “Keep your Farts to yourself” for the tent reshoot?
JAG: lmao Jen I always see an aplaca when I look at him
MP: This one has the potential to be hot. If it wasn’t for the freak in the background. Alpaca?
myrobertpattinson: OH GROSS! I just zoomed and saw Rob is in desperate need of a sharp instrument to clean the POO out from under his nails. No more wiping with your bare hands, Rob. It’s just not the American way.
JAG: oh god Jen no zooming! this entire photo-shoot is the hangover, jet lagged, no shower shoot
MP: Not gonna zoom then. It will kill my fantasy of licking chocolate off of his fingers.
JAG: mint chocolate chip ice cream
MP: Why do they all look so washed out? Who photographed them? My 8 yo son?
myrobertpattinson: WHOEVER said Rob was gay needs to look at these pics. If ever there was a doubt in your mind, please trust me when I say that NO gay MAN would have nails like that. I lived in San Francisco for 4 years, I am an expert gaytologist.
MP: Pizza box picture:
MP: I can just feel his butt bumps rubbing against me.
MP: But he dated Selena Gomez *sarcasm*
JAG: CENSORED do u have any idea how much i will have to edit this lol
JAG: oh and Tater is totally standing on a stack of pizza boxes or Rob is sitting on a stool bcse they are not the same height
myrobertpattinson: Poor tater, has to stand up on a disney princess potty step stool then lean up against the nastiest, smelliest guy in showbiz. “Must not let our hair touch!”
myrobertpattinson: Is tater left handed? He’s wearing a watch on his right arm. Or maybe he likes to spank it with his left hand while watching himself clown around with the wolf pack.
JAG: lmao Jen he calls his peen ‘the wolf pack’?
myrobertpattinson: BAHAHAHAH no, that’s Rob. If he can even FIND it.
MP: He calls his peen the wolf pack. Hilarious..
myrobertpattinson: I doubt Rob manscapes. I’m jaded.
JAG: Rob has a GIANT tumble weed at the end of his happy trail you know there is no manscaping there at all
MP: You mean he can’t find “it” because he doesn’t manscape?
MP: Maybe THAT’s what the bulge is that we always see.
JAG: LMAO all fur and no purrr MP! ok quick someone pick a hot shot of Rob from the ewwwwww outtakes
MP: You know when he’s growing out his beard he’s also growing out his pubes..
myrobertpattinson: What does the pizza box say?
MP: What kind of pizza are they eating? Gothic style?
myrobertpattinson: Da Flute? (pizza box)
JAG: u know Rob is looking down at the box thinking WTF?!
MP: Hot when cropped:
JAG: his hair is too ‘done’ I mean look at it, GAH it looks washed
myrobertpattinson: in this latest pic, taytay looks MOST alpaca. please tell me you’ve seen this on LTT?
MP: Nope hadn’t seen it. And yep, he’s an alpaca.
JAG: oh its a fave of mine, I have my own copy saved
MP: Hot when cropped. Don’t alpacas make scarves?
JAG: I call this picture below “tater smells a fart”
JAG: I dont know I just dont think Rob looks that hot.
MP: That’s because you broke up with him..
JAG: LMFAO MP, yes Rob and I ARE on a BREAK
MP: The exes always look like crap after you dump them..
myrobertpattinson: I think he looks super innocent here. “I just took your daughter’s virginity my dear sir.”
MP: He can take my virginity any time. Oh crap…
JAG: okay lets throw up a threesome shot and wallow in the awkwardness!
myrobertpattinson: TayTay omg snort his nose is all wrinkled up, Rob totally cracked off a Hot Pocket, blastin ass
JAG: K is like dood you totally farted. Rob is like shut up and smile, act like u dont smell it
JAG: taters all, giggle I can see down your shirt
myrobertpattinson: That is the smell of ROB’S BALLS
myrobertpattinson: It look like he’s leaning his wang back so that he doesn’t get busted with a half chub
JAG:this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo awkwardsauce!
Tater has a neck like a redwood too
JAG: oh god Im having Tater track pants flashbacks noooooooooooooooooooooooo
MP: You know when Rob sticks BOTH hands in his pockets he’s wishing he could hide.
myrobertpattinson: MP, totally nailed it about the pockets
MP: Dangit JAG you made me look! I don’t wanna look at Tater’s ding dong
JAG: my eyez just went there ack ya make my peepee go dadoingdoingdoing