Jen, Tink and I decided it was dayum time we did another 3 way here at RAoR and what better topic than the white sport sock! No idea what we’re talking about?! Well hand over your Rob perv pass or head over to Robsessed and check out this great interview with Patricia McKenzie who starred along side Robert Pattinson in Cosmopolis!
Jen: takes bra off
Jen: ok I’m ready, let’s DO THIS
TINK: lol oh oh…takes bra off only to put it on later for my night out because i cant let the girls be free like that
TINK: I’m scared of where the patch is going.
Jen: Side effects include nausea, headaches, anal leakage, and in rare cases blindness and death.
JAG: I thought we could discuss the merits of the modesty patch vs the cock I MEAN SOCK
TINK: the sock is already winning.
TINK: Amen. that was a prayer to me, jag. what even, Jen. the cock, strike that, sock, is STILL winning.
JAG: oh dear lawd I dont even know where to begin with this. It was a hot summer in Toronto And lets face it, the tape didnt stand a chance
Jen: omg I just googled robert pattinson cock sock and look what popped up
TINK: aww that’s cute. PuppetSockward. PuppetCockSockRob?? hm.
JAG: OMG lmfao right click save. Not the sock we were thinking of
Jen: we should totally buy one for him and gift wrap it and send to MTTS set
JAG: it doesn’t look big enough
TINK: it’s definitely not big enough.
TINK: the tape hung on for dear life. whoever handled the tape was just humoring the tape. or the sock.
JAG: he has um big hands…
Jen: extra large size to be ordered, obviously, and big feet.
JAG: OMG it has a pea coat on…mind wanders
JAG: I dont get how Patricia chick could be so blase, so he had a sock, I was naked, I rode him ladeeda
JAG: I have to say from an acting perspective puts on sexy smart glasses it was a fab scene and he was awesome in it
TINK: oh wait puts on sexy glasses yes, yes i agree. it was very realistic. the lack of sound effects was intimate. the natural sounds really got you there.
JAG: JEN PUT YOUR BRA BACK ON AND GET IN HERE!
Jen: i’m here i’m watching the porn you just sent me, i can’t look away
JAG: Im sure TINK has a better one, a LONGER one
TINK: soooo…in that gif. she’s sockless and his sock is RIGHT THERE. yes? yes.
JAG: and they were sweaty
Jen: so wait, she didn’t have a modesty patch?
JAG: JEN and they call me LATE2THEPARTEE
TINK: i enjoy this one
Jen: I must have missed the whole story
Jen: TINK, please recap! I’m sure Jag’s other readers just know about HIS sock
TINK: what the hell jen. the story is holy.
JAG: there was obscene twittering and drooling and avis being changed to socks
Jen: Tink, I am gonna photoshop your side profile on to this gif for your birthday
TINK: recap? ok. she’s butt booty ass naked (bullet vest doesn’t count or matter) because why the hell not. Rob is butt booty ass naked (sock on the cock doesn’t count or matter…it’s like a REALLY thick condom). SCREAMS
JAG: and there was TAPE dies again
TINK: i think the tape was there for 30 seconds and then Rob was just manually maintaining his sock situation.
JAG: Oh…OHHHHHH I get it now. AMEN SISTAH. how can a scene like that not be erm stimulating,
Jen: sock stimulation!
TINK: did you catch that it was a long and sweaty day? a long and sweaty day. a long and sweaty day. i don’t know…how….what is life?
Jen: life is long and sweaty
JAG: sigh note to self: do not GOOGLE COCK SOCK
TINK: socks have a long sexual history puts on sexy glasses they are often used to cover door knobs to signal IM HAVING SEX. they are often used to cover knobs to signal IM HAVING SEX WITH MY HAND. they are often used to cover actors to signal I CANT HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT MY SOCK CAN.
TINK: her right nipple got some thumb lovin. standby…
TINK: please to be watching at 2:53 right thumb to right nipple! right thumb to right nipple!
TINK: ALSO at :50 and more……look at those hands…those fingers are ACTIVE. rather his thumbs are. oh those thumbs. the man is LETHAL.
TINK: brighten the screen too. dammit! i need a brighter youtube so you guys see this. it’s critical.
Jag: WHAT IS THE TIME MARKER FOR THE NIP DIP. I swear if anyone comes in my office now I may kill them lol
TINK: :50 and 2:53 THUMBS he adjusts his sock (cock?) in the scene too…
Jen: yeah. I’m sorry, what?
Jag: there’s NO WAY he cant sport wood during that scene, HELL Im sporting wood watching lol lady wood
Jen: lady boner!
Jag: call 911 I think we’ve lost TINK! paddles
Jen: Oh man, anyone got a light?
TINK: i’ve seen it so many times and it still…i still…i
TINK: awwww forever classic NakedRob. mad props to that man for having no nudity issues. he’s beautiful. i need to go watch the vid again….
Jen: I don’t like that shot at all, very Silence of the Lambs. it puts the lotion in the basket
JAG: LMFAO Jen. its awkwardsauce, thats why I like it
JAG: puts sexy glasses on it took bravery and commitment as an actor and possibly a pint of booze!
TINK: LMAOOOO well…he’s still very liberating in it. why are we even wearing clothes?