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Robert Pattinson Sexy Talk!

Robert Pattinson Sexy Talk!

I thought it would be fun to make some mp3s of some of the HOT, SEXY, CUTE things that Rob has said in interviews, in the audio commentary etc.   Also, if you want me to make a specific RobOnDemand mp3, let me know in the comments & I’ll do my best. Enjoy.

Also, just an fyi changed the name of this section since it’s not just sexytalk but funny, cute, sweet talk too. Thanks to RobPattzNews on twitter for the idea.

Warning, playing this audio may will result in panty combustions!

Yes, yes pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeee…

Say it, out loud…

Yes, yes you are…

Only Rob can make this sound sexy…

Wonder what Rob thinks about his crazy fame…

Fantasizing in 3-2-1…POOF!…

What does Rob think of his fame

Mind in the durty place in 3-2-1…

No brain filter required

Oh god how I’ve missed this...

All guys are when compared to you LOL …

Rob baby, don’t think too hard, don’t want to hurt the Pretty…

BONE-US Track courtesy of BlackRose26. <3 her hard…

The one you’ve all been buggin me for...

You need to have ballz

Most romantic…

TigerBeat

Just for guuurlz

Like a Pussy

JC

Rob’s intro sound-bite…so slurry, so cute! “a fir slook” LOL I may love him even more after that.

The UNEDITED VMA appearance by Robert Pattinson yes this is a joke

Playing his own trumpet

Fit in a box…

He wears the same clothes every day…

If people knew how I lived…

Tantra

We have dudes with guns

Most embarassing days of my life

Washing hair is unnecessary

Hair is a trademark

Come on, no one knows

Intensely lonely

Laugh

Laugh

Nice guys come last

Edward is an idiot

The ONE you’ve been waiting for…

Just the way I like it

Why is he wasting my time

Caesarean

Shut up!

I can’t concentrate

Chemistry

A laugh (for RoseWowie)

On Repeat *wink*

Entire audio from 9 seconds in heaven

Candy

Sidewalk

Think I’m gonna go home

Day off

Too moist

Throw your panties

It was all a lie

Disco Stick – Lady Gaga

Disco Stick Long version – Lady Gaga

Laughing Longer

Feel dirty about it

Underpahnts

Don’t like me, I’m a dick!

I’m going to ruin you

Rob talks about taking his shirt off in the audition

If you think you’re a dick

Terminal groin chafing

Possessive (by request)

Bite me please

I’m still waiting for the snuggles

Bite me, bite me, bite me

I’m wide open

ManMeat

F*cking awesomeness

It`s the best type of sex

Dangerous Sex

I`m just a tool **the one you`ve all been asking for

naughty

cheeseburgers

Bump n Grind

laugh 1

laugh 2

helllooooooooooo

Erection

I’ve got an erection

I want you

Laugh 3

Your are a smelly pirate hooker…(heehee)

Is Duh…

364 Responses to RobOnDemand

  1. French_Nugget says:

    OMG!!! I think I must have “feel dirty about it” please.

    You rock my world JAG!!

    Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!!

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  3. Carrie says:

    Just jizzed my pants. I LOVE YOU!!!! JAG ur the best.

  4. iheartedward says:

    PERFECTION! I need a “lit’rally” one – going to YouTube now to find a good clip.

    • adream says:

      PLEASE!!!!!! I would LOVE to hear, I love you. Might be hard to do, because he says it in summerhouse, but it’s, “I love you, Jane.” so, I’m begging….ALSO….would love to download well, all of them pretty much
      would be an enitre playlist for me! You’re amazing…thank you so much for doing these!

    • adream says:

      He’s got really good Lit’rally in the commentary for Twilight……

  5. iheartedward says:

    He says “saucy” at 5:07 –
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1k4foBy0Lc

    He says “lit’rally at 2:29 but it’s not very clear:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiF0vNHe4vM

    He says it again at 4:21:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiF0vNHe4vM

    And um yeah, he says “sex” at 2:17:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiF0vNHe4vM

    Oh, and then, he says “I know what having sex with you is going to be like” at 2:32:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiF0vNHe4vM

    Okay, I’m stopping now.

  6. Elle says:

    I’d personally luv, luv, triple luv the snippet where he sez ” I’m a tool, I”m just a tool, I’m just a big hard tool”….if he only knew what that simple phrase does to me… ;)

  7. M.J. says:

    I’ll take a “feel dirty about it ” with a side of “I’m going to ruin you”

  8. LabTwerd says:

    Basically anything from that No Good TV interview will work for me….

    “It’s the best type of sex…”

  9. Autumn says:

    The radio interview with the female DJ where she tells him, “remember, I don’t want you.” and he replies, “But now I want YOU” *Shivershuddersighsquelch* I can’t remember which interview that was!

  10. SpunkMe says:

    *deep breath*

    That IS f*cking awesomeness!!!

  11. Mandi says:

    You gotta get the one from NGTV where he says “I’m a tool. I’m just a tool. I’m just a big hard tool.”

    By the way, you could totally be my new best friend.

  12. Jennifer says:

    Were can i down load this!!!

  13. Annie says:

    OMG I am dying this is so awesome!

  14. Monica says:

    They might all be ringtones for my iPhone one day….

  15. Tonya says:

    please please please post download links! i need these as alerts on my cell phone.

  16. Sharon says:

    Please I must get these. Please

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  18. Gio says:

    Hi there! I just wanted to ask you if it’s possible to post in my blog these mp3, we will upload them somewhere else (no hotlinking at all) and of course we will credit you ^^

  19. ## says:

    ”terminal.groin.chaffing”
    ”feel dirty about it…”
    o m g

    thank you!

  20. aimz says:

    ”terminal.groin.chaffing”
    ”feel dirty about it…”
    o m g
    im so glad i found this!

    thank you!

  21. Dany says:

    Jag!!! Can you please upload the “I want you” audio from the Ladies Room interview? Pleeease?

    Thanks!

  22. Tracy says:

    Yumm…..

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  24. Tracy says:

    Thank you . thank you ,. thank you.
    If I could only figure out how to put these on my phone..

  25. GarnetGurl says:

    Love these, thanks! How about where he says “she’s so beautiful”…would that one work? He also says, “I prefer to see this.”

    Just a thought.

    http://www.dailymotion.com/user/officialspunkransom/video/x8ynl6_robert-says-you-re-beautiful_shortfilms

  26. Pam says:

    The “feel dirty about it” quote is the best. Always turns me on somehow.

  27. Susie says:

    Argh!! it won’t save!!

      • Susie says:

        all of them, could it be cause it’s quicktime?

        • Just a Girl says:

          They are all mp3s. Are you able to download and save them at all? If not, email me and I can send you the ones you want <3

        • Amber says:

          JAG – All of them are working for me, but Super Human Moron. Doesn’t look like the .mp3 extension is complete so my computer won’t download.

        • Just a Girl says:

          Thanks you’re right, all fixed <3

        • Luiza says:

          JAG, I can’t download the files… when I click on the name of them I get directed to my windows media player. So I can hear them on my pc but I’m not able to save them in my computer… I would really, really like the ones of Twilight. Can you help me?

          Tks!

        • Sara says:

          I come from Germany so sorry for my bad english ;) but i think you have to make a click on the right side of your mouse and then safe it on your pc

        • Evelyn says:

          Hello JAG I know you must be very bussy right now lol but could you send me the files….(all of them please??)… I tried to download them but I suppose that because they are in quicktime I can’t and I die to have them in my phone, plus it would be great if you could post his laugh but for longer time. Sorry about my english my native language is spanish. (ejminerag@yahoo.com).

          THANK YOU

  28. TheBlondeOne.x says:

    I cant download them eithter because its quicktime :(

  29. TheBlondeOne.x says:

    I cant get them either because there quick time files :(

  30. Hannah says:

    Hi, these are awesome, thank you for posting!
    I’m unable to download, can you please email them to me?
    can u pls send: you dont know how long i’ve waited for you, say it out loud, you really shouldnt have said that, just wanna try one thing, you are my life now and bump n grind…
    also…if you could make “and so the lion fell in love with the lamb”, i would really, REALLY appreciate it…it’s my fave line from the book/movie. =D
    Thank you soooooooo much!

  31. hunnieb says:

    i loved these!! LOL i was jokin around w/ a friend sayin that too bad i couldnt download them to my phone for sounds!

    :)

    where some of the sounds came from :

  32. songirl says:

    O my God, I have been suggesting this forever and would love if you messaged me so I can download these. Do you have Ambrosia? or Rob speaking French or Korean or Japanese I think a whole Rob speaks foreign languages section is great!!! I also love a complete 10 minutes of him just humming!!!(have you noticed he does that in interviews when he is thnking?).

  33. songirl says:

    How about Apotampkin, bouffant, I want you, Sex, and Debussy…..?

  34. songirl says:

    Thank you!!!

  35. songirl says:

    How about What?, and Because She loves me?

  36. Dany says:

    The video where he says “I want you” is the same one that KT posted up here.

    this is the link:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feS9EOnYk4c

    that’s from my youtube channel so it’s subtitled in spanish, but you’ll still find it useful, for mp3 purposes.

    It also has other great parts, he says lit’rally a lot, great laughs, and he says “moistured” lol

    • GarnetGurl says:

      I hadn’t heard that interview before…that’s a great one. He sounded like he was having fun…& she totally knew how to get the response she was looking for…smart girl. That’s it Rob…I DON’T want you, really I don’t put me on the top of that list!

  37. TracyLRoy says:

    if possible Jag..not that you have MANY requests or anything !! need to hear “ust stay very still” and “don’t move” but the MOST important part is his quick breath before he says don’t move..
    f**k just thinking about that breath is hot..
    hugs

  38. Ida says:

    awsome! love it ;)

    But can you please, please, please but up links for:
    “I´m just a tool…”
    “you really should´nt have said that”
    &
    “you are my life now”

    I will love you forever, hihi ;D

  39. songirl says:

    Thank you for the new ones…how about at the Oscars when he says Hugh Jackman can DAHNCE!!

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