Today’s post is brought to us courtesy of Tink. This was a really fun one to write. We’d been talking about this old post on Twitter recently and Tink submitted a request to post it again. Enjoy!
From the RAoR Vault – October 26, 2009
If your a regular reader of RAoR or a PattinAngel then you are clearly Robsessed, you have a Rob-Addiction. Ain’t no shame in the game ladies. LOL.
I like to think that Twilight is like a gateway drug on the way to full-blown Rob-Addict status…that’s how I ended up where I am. Shout out to the PattinAngel who inspired this post in her comments, I can’t recall who it was…please let me know so I can give proper credit <3. UPDATE: the source of my inspiration and credit for this blog idea goes to abinar! Woot!
The Soundtrack to your Rob-addiction. Click it, own it!
The 6 Stages of Rob-Addiction
Stage 1: The Experimenter – you watch HP GoF and Twilight. You get your first glimpse of Rob and have that holy sh*t moment.
Stage 2: The Social User – you casually browse the internet for video & pictures. Note: the picture below was the first pic I found that made me go Holy Shit he is f*ckhawt & it’s not even the hottest one out there but it took my RobAddict Virginity so it holds a special place in my panties. Which pic took your RobVirginity?
Stage 3: The Full Blown User – right-click save has caused your hand to start to resemble a mangled claw. You have an extensive perhaps hidden stash of Rob Porn that you visit several times daily.
Stage 4: The Addict – you find yourself trolling blogs, Rob sites, tweeting other addicts trying to find anything you can about Rob & his whereabouts. Welcome to RAoR you are home. My first blog site visit was Letters to Rob, once and LTR girl always and LTR girl.
Stage 5: The Dealer – making videos and Rob Porn, twittering & posting pics and Rob Porn to Addicts, users, social users and experimenters in an attempt to hook them further. Gawd I loved this stage.
Stage 6: The KingPin Dealer – you start a blog, website or write your own fan fiction. At this stage your addicted and dealing RobPorn like it’s your job LOL. This group includes the likes of me, FakerParis, Gozde, UC, Moon and the list goes on and on and on.
It’s time to check in to RobHab!
What stage are you at?
OMG LOL footnote: I had the wrong picture in my post last week! That picture above is THE FIRST one I remember now. I’m old lol