Category Archives: Robcrotch!

October 2, 2010

Peacocks of a Feather…

Perv TOGETHER! JAG here Angelz, Im all *sadpeacock* because I miss RobCatCdn sofa king much *sigh*. I don’t normally post on Saturdays but today I wanted to step in and dedicate this jizzeo post to RCC. Hugs and smooches.  Oh … Continue reading →

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July 28, 2010

I Like Muffins, a Poem

*Clears throat* I’ve been feeling rather inspired lately and thought I would express myself via poetry. Enjoy! more Ode to Muffins after the flip fl0p…

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November 25, 2009

You Googled what to get to RAoR???

One of my favourite things to do is stare at pictures of Rob and drool to read what pervs people google to find RAoR. It never EVER fails to make me laugh, squirm and get a wee bit freaked out … Continue reading →

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October 19, 2009

Riding the RobTrain to Dirty Girl Land

So it was Jen from www.myrobpattinson.com‘s birthday over the weekend and in true Late2thePartee style I thought it was next weekend DUH, so I thought we could celebrate today. What better way to wish my pervy west coast bestie a … Continue reading →

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October 12, 2009

Vanity Fair Rob is da bomb!

Ain’t no secret here at RAoR that I <3 Vanity Fair Rob hard. So on Friday, when new outtakes came out it was like f*cking Christmas in October or if you’re in Canada it was Chrisgiving woot! UPDATE: I totally … Continue reading →

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September 26, 2009

A little Robert Pattinson with my coffee…

cream anyone? *looks around* Nope looks like you’re all set So it’s been a fun week and honestly I can’t wait to get online today to see if Rob mad an appearance at Sam’s show and hear from our very … Continue reading →

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September 17, 2009

The 12 Robmandments

The 12 Robmandments, yes there are 12, it is Robert Pattinson after all & 10 just wouldn’t cover it all Keep in mind that these could be applied to any man however the effect will be quite different disappointing when … Continue reading →

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July 6, 2009

Why do I love Drunk Rob, let me count the reasons

So by now most of you know how I became Robsessed well what you may not know is that the first Rob that I fell hard for was “Dirty Drunk Rob” Gawd he was my favourite.  DDR was so far … Continue reading →

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