Category Archives: Fan-girls
More Rob on Demand
It’s been way too long since I added to the Rob on Demand Library so here are a few to make you giggle, sigh and swoon. These are from interviews that Rob has done including the Ladies Room Interview, Dose.ca interview … Continue reading
Filed under Ass Candy, Edward Cullen, Fan-girls, MP3s, New Moon, Remember Me, Robert Pattinson, Robert Pattinson Ass, suspenders, The Gutter, Twilight
DAMN I could listen to Robert Pattinson all day
It’s time for another Robert Pattinson audio update. With all the fan mayhem that went down over the last few days, I think its time to bring back the funny f*ckhawt! Okay so yesterday I talked about why I don’t … Continue reading
Filed under Edward Cullen, Fan-girls, MP3s, Robert Pattinson, Twilight, Zac Efron
Why I never plan on meeting Robert Pattinson
Update: Okay I wrote this post before yesterdays major fuckery broke out & yeah I didn’t * out the cuss because I’m seriously upset. I’m sure most of you saw the fangirls in NYC hanging all over and practically choking … Continue reading
Filed under Edward Cullen, Fan-girls, Remember Me, Robert Pattinson, Sam Bradley, Twilight
Uncropped Pictures of Robert Pattinson at Metropole or…
…how not to behave when you meet Robert Pattinson. Last week before I published these pictures given to me by Jenn at www.myrobertpattinson.com, I cropped out all the fangirls and unicorns. You’re welcome. Well. here are the uncropped original photos … Continue reading
Filed under Edward Cullen, Fan-girls, New Moon, Robert Pattinson, Twilight
Robert Pattinson’s Comic Con 2009 packing list
Rob, I know how busy you are these days and I completely understand how overwhelmed you must be feeling. So I thought you might need a little help preparing for Comic Chaos Con 2009. This is a craptasitc whore-out amazing … Continue reading →
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Filed under Ass Candy, comic con, Edward Cullen, Fan-girls, New Moon, Robert Pattinson, suspenders, Twilight
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