Category Archives: DirtyRob

September 11, 2010

Road Trip Time!

By Contribut-H00r RobCatCdn Hello my lovelies! I was thinking about Rob’s road trip heading to Louisiana after JAG’s awesome post featuring some of the Brit boys and all the discussions earlier this week … my inspiration for today’s post. What place would … Continue reading →

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Filed under Dirty RPattz, DirtyRob, Robert Pattinson, Twilight, Videos

Tagged as Edward Cullen, foursome ...no wait they're five ... a whole lotta somes!, imagine the mess in the car with those boys, Kristen Stewart, one Rob is enough for the world, remembering loved ones, Robert Pattinson, Twilight, Video

March 25, 2010

Drunk Rob goes for a Spin with the H00rs

Sometimes, I tell ya, Rob just makes my job WAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY to EASY. LOL. As you all know, last week was premier of Remember Me in London and after the After Party Rob was a lil er unsteady. Imma blame some … Continue reading →

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Filed under DirtyRob, Remember Me, Robert Pattinson, Three-Ways with Robert Pattinson, Twilight

Tagged as After Party Rob was a lil er unsteady, EXTRA LARGE condom, Imma blame some cold meds and a beer or two, Imma thinking the beanie is stin-kay, Remember Me, Rob needs a bucket, Robert Pattinson, sometimes its almost too easy as am I, The Spins suck, Twilight, we love DrunkRob

January 5, 2010

A Three-Way with Robert Pattinson in the UK

We have a new feature here at RAoR and we’re calling it “A Three-Way with Robert Pattinson”. It’s inspired by the crazy 3-way conversations I have with MPWastingmorn and MyRobPattinson on twitter whenever a picture comes out or some new … Continue reading →

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Tagged as A Three-Way with Robert Pattinson, Edward Cullen, Fuck you Hobo, he needs some pink taco, he should get his thyroid checked, Hoboglide, I said fuck a lot in my letter so maybe I took the light outta twilight, I think I see crumbs in his beard, Isle of Whateva, Kuuna lingis, moment of silence for the sexpenders, New Moon, Nike is paying him to wear their horrific shit gah, Practicing for Isle Esme, Robert Pattinson, Skinny Jesus, stripper names, Twilight, WHERE the fuck are the sexpenders

August 4, 2009

Robert Pattinson can be my Good Boy-Bad Boy any day

I’m always always asked why Rob, what so different about him? Why aren’t you lusting after Orlando Bloom or Ashton Kutcher or Chace Crawford (well that one’s a whole different story *wink* LOL). It’s nearly impossible to pinpoint one single … Continue reading →

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Filed under Cannes, DirtyRob, Edward Cullen, New Moon, Robert Pattinson, RobPorn, suspenders, The Gutter, Twilight

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July 21, 2009

A new type of Robert Pattinson Porn…

ClaviPorn! I know this may sound a little odd but I’ve actually had more than just a few requests for this. Oh and by the way, if you had to google clavicle to see what it means than you’re too … Continue reading →

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Filed under Cannes, DirtyRob, Edward Cullen, Hand Porn, Jaw Porn, MTV Movie Awards, Robert Pattinson, RobPorn, Rome Premiere, Twilight

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July 20, 2009

Robert Pattinson has the laugh that launched a

million vibrators. Yea I said it LOL. I have been way too tame lately, time to get on my back for basics *wink* Let’s face it, on the surface Rob is one fine specimen of man but that’s not the … Continue reading →

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Filed under animated GIF, Ass Candy, autograph, Cannes, DirtyRob, Edward Cullen, Hand Porn, MP3s, Remember Me, Robert Pattinson, RobSexyTalk, Rome Premiere, Twilight, Videos

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July 10, 2009

Robert Pattinson rubs it the right way

his hair that is and it’s Damn Fine! Today, it’s all about the hair. We know Rob’s hair is F*cktacular and we know that when he’s nervous or stressed he likes to run his fingers through it…EPIC WIN for us. … Continue reading →

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Filed under Cannes, DirtyRob, Edward Cullen, Hand Porn, New Moon, Remember Me, Rob's Disco Stick, Robert Pattinson, RobPorn, Rome Premiere, Sex Drive Premiere, shirtless Rob, suspenders, The Gutter, The Summer House, Twilight, Videos

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July 6, 2009

Why do I love Drunk Rob, let me count the reasons

So by now most of you know how I became Robsessed well what you may not know is that the first Rob that I fell hard for was “Dirty Drunk Rob” Gawd he was my favourite. DDR was so far … Continue reading →

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Category Archives: DirtyRob

Road Trip Time!

Drunk Rob goes for a Spin with the H00rs

A Three-Way with Robert Pattinson in the UK

Robert Pattinson can be my Good Boy-Bad Boy any day

A new type of Robert Pattinson Porn…

Robert Pattinson has the laugh that launched a

Robert Pattinson rubs it the right way

Why do I love Drunk Rob, let me count the reasons

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