Category Archives: Dirty RPattz
Road Trip Time!
By Contribut-H00r RobCatCdn Hello my lovelies! I was thinking about Rob’s road trip heading to Louisiana after JAG’s awesome post featuring some of the Brit boys and all the discussions earlier this week … my inspiration for today’s post. What place would … Continue reading
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Why do I love Drunk Rob, let me count the reasons
So by now most of you know how I became Robsessed well what you may not know is that the first Rob that I fell hard for was “Dirty Drunk Rob” Gawd he was my favourite. DDR was so far … Continue reading
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Robert Pattinson, just the way I like him
What I call a quick & dirty. Robert Pattinson the way I like him, suspenders, shit kickers, beenie and just a lil dirty. Oh and Rob, since I know you read my website, I promise with you I’ll be SLOW … Continue reading
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Is your girl HOT for Robert Pattinson?
How to tell if your woman is hot for Rob, here are just a few of the clues… She is encouraging you to shave only once a week. She is suddenly listening to music you’ve never heard before…Sam Bradley, Bobby Long … Continue reading
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This is how I take my Rob…
suspenders, shit kickers and ahhh a little Dirty. He looks so hot in this I think it warrants a video. Rob baby, I’ll knock boots with you anytime & by the way, my shit kickers are cherry red *wink*… How do … Continue reading
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Classic Robert Pattinson Moments
This is a great video with sooo many of Rob’s classic interview moments…and he drops a few f-bombs to0. Love it. Source: I can’t exactly figure it out, please let me know if it’s yours & I’ll credit.
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Robert Pattinson New Pictures…
equals new RobPorn. These are pictures from Dossier posted at Pink is the New Blog. Dammit this is HOT. We’ve got Jaw Porn, RobCrotch, a little bit of eyesex. Get out the hoses! Original Source
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Robert Pattinson UnSexy? Bahahahah
So the Boston Phoenix has ranked Rob as the 100th Unsexiest Man of the Year. They are calling him HAKULA & a fart throb. I’m sorry but that is pretty funny! Wow how the tides have turned, media loves to build … Continue reading
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