Category Archives: Ass Candy
Twas the Night Before XXXmASS!
A RAoR clASSic By the talented RobsessedMuch & HAWT pics by Melbie <3s Twas the night before XmASS and all through RAoR Not a creature was stirring, not even a H00r. The hobos were hung by the chimney with lust … Continue reading
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Ménage à trois avec Georges Duroy, Part 1
Oh yes, you knew it was coming right…no surprises here. Robert Pattinson as Georges Duroy gets taken for a ride! MP: wedding ring nose pick myrobertpattinson: lip fondle JAG: nose pick MP: He’s holding back a sneeze. NOOOOOO! Let it flow … Continue reading
Robert Pattinson Powered by Lust?!?
So our latest Rob sightings have him at Bel Ami costume fittings and doing a little research in the history section of the library. Personally, I’d like to take him to the Religion section and show him God up against … Continue reading
Filed under Ass Candy, Bobby Long, Edward Cullen, Robert Pattinson, Twilight, WTF?
The Summer of 2009 and some Remember Me AssCandy in NYC
As of today, we’re 64 days and counting away from the Remember Me movie premier staring Robert F*cking Pattinson…and believe me it will FLYYYYYYY by! So toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeee breeeeeeeeeeeein youuuuuuuuuuuuuu a little stroll down AssCandy Lane from the Summer of … Continue reading
Filed under Ass Candy, Remember Me, Robert Pattinson, The Gutter, Twilight
Robert Pattinson’s shirts in review…the PECtacular and the CRAPtastic
Well, it’s been a rough year for Rob and his shirts. We’ve seen some GOOD, we’ve seen some BAD, we’ve seen some wardrobe malfunctions, we’ve seen Rob get a new shirt and we’ve seen an old shirt being lovingly sewn … Continue reading
Filed under Ass Candy, Edward Cullen, Robert Pattinson, RobPorn, The wardrobe, Twilight
Robert Pattinson: The Rear in Review
…I mean the YEAR in review…heehee no I don’t! It’s time to gaze at drool over lick grope squeeze reflect upon my favourite ASSpect of Robert Pattinson’s scrumptious physique…his sweet fine AssCandy! Just wave and smile bitches, just wave and … Continue reading
Filed under Ass Candy, Edward Cullen, Robert Pattinson, RobPorn, The Gutter, Twilight
Deck the Halls with tons of Robbie…
Jizz jizz jizz jizz jizz…jizz jizz jizz jizz! Nothing says the Holidays like Robert Pattinson’s fine AssCandy adorning your tree…am I right? So today, since the only pic we’ve seen of Rob lately has him looking like a homeless janitor, … Continue reading
Filed under Ass Candy, Edward Cullen, Robert Pattinson, The Gutter, Vanity Fair
Total Request Rob! New AudioBites!
So ever since the Remember Me trailer came out and well… a certain f*ck interview last week, my twitter and the comments have been filling up with audio requests. You PattinAngels f*cking love when Rob says f*ck dontcha! I know … Continue reading
Filed under Ass Candy, Edward Cullen, MP3s, New Moon, Remember Me, Robert Pattinson
