HUGE LUV to ROBCatCdn and all the h00rs who participated. <3s
Sofa king ADORKable!
| ACRONYMS / SAYINGS | FULL MEANING |
| <3 | a heart, means love … I <3 u |
| add | term used instead of ass because JAG jizztyped in a post and it stuck |
| adorkable | as in Rob is so adorkable in that interview, pic., etc. |
| AssCandy | Rob’s bum |
AssCandy! aka BadonkaROB
more jisms after the hump…
| BA | Rob’s movie … Bel Ami |
| BBJ | Brown Bubble Jacket … one of Rob’s many jackets {JAG loves it} |
| BD | Rob’s movie …Breaking Dawn |
| BTW | by the way |
| Church of St.-Mattress | RAoR Angels’ and H00rs’ place to worship HHH |
| commando | not wearing underwear |
| cougar cord | cord used to plug in your Hobo ’cause you go through too many batteries |
| cream of Rob / Cullen | if you don’t know what that means … {facepalm} |
| DD / DS | dear / darling / d*mn daughter or son |
| DeskRob | A Rob wallpaper for your computer desktop |
THE BBJ loved and hated by the fandom! LOVED by moi!
| DH | dear / darling / d*mn husband |
| DirtyRob | Rob in any state of s*xy slobbery – scruff, plaid, unkept hair, shiteous Nikes, drunkenness |
| F*ckhawt | There’s hot, then hotter, then F*ckhawt as in off the charts hot {Rob … duh} |
| FBR | Federal Bureau of Robstigation |
| FF | Fan Fiction … FF day on RAoR is Sinday (aka Sunday) |
| FFS | For F*cks Sake |
Durtay Rob = WIN!
| FingerPorn | Pictures of Rob’s fingers |
| Flove / Fluv | f*cking love / luv |
| FML | F*ck My Life |
| FTMFW | For the mother f*cking win |
| FYT | for your time |
| Flove / Fluv | f*cking love / luv |
| FML | F*ck My Life |
| FTMFW | For the mother f*cking win |
| FYT | for your time |
| happy trail | line of hair that starts below that freckle and leads down his chest to the HP |
Bedazzled Happy Trail!
| HHH | His Holly Hotness or Hawtness (aka Rob) |
| HHP | His Holly Peen |
| Hobo | term of endearment for your dildo … used when thinking of Rob |
| HoboS*xual (HS) | A pervy H00r that overuses her HOBO (device) to deal with hormonal imbalances brought on by looking at too much RobPorn. / A H00r that currently has no partner and is in love with her Hobo. |
| Holly Christ on a camel’s hump | used instead of profanity when seeing RobPorn |
| HollyPeenSnuggly | underwear, called underpants in the UK |
| HP / HHHP | (His Huge) Holly Peen |
| HPGF | Rob’s movie … Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire |
| HTB / H2B | Rob’s movie … How To Be |
| IDK / IDRK | I don’t (really) know |
| IKR | I know, right? |
| ILY / IFLY | I (f*cking) love you |
| IMO / IMHO | in my (humble or honest) opinion |
| IRH | I’m a Rob H00r |
| JAG | Just a Girl … owner, creator and Queen of RAoR |
| JapanPeenPorn | Click this link. Rob arriving at Narita Airport in Tokyo, Jan. 2010 |
Big in JAPAN aka SNAKE on a plane 
| JawPorn | Pictures of Rob’s jaw |
| JazzGasm | orgasm in reaction to a Jasper/Jackson pic … see TeamIdBangTheBone |
| JFC | Jesus F*cking Christ |
| jizztyping | The act of typing while thinking, reading or looking at anything related to Rob … often resulting in typos. |
MEXIRob JawPorn!
| L&S | lick and saved … indicating you’ve just saved RobPorn … after licking it #not.really.but.tempted |
| LA | Rob’s movie … Little Ashes |
| LFFR | like for f*cking real |
| LMAO | laughing my add off |
| LOL | laugh out loud |
| manties | underwear, called underpants in the UK |
| moving RobPorn | fan made videos with Rob pics and interview clips |
| MSOL / MSOFL | Mr.S*xOn(F*cking)Legs aka Rob, HHH, S*xGod, the pretty |
Baby Blue Manties Zooooooooooooooooooom!
Still LMFAO!
| NM | Rob’s movie … New Moon |
| NP | no problem |
| NSFW | Not Safe For Work … a warning to put on a link to RobPorn sofa king smexy it might get you in trouble at work if you open it and someone is lurking behind you. |
| OCDR | OuiCannesDoRob (a Club for ladies who loved the old navy shirt Rob wore on the Pier in Cannes May ’09 and who are ready to defend Rob’s clothing choices) |
| OME | oh my Edward |
| OMG / OMFG | oh my (f*cking) God |
| OMR | oh my Rob |
| ONS / ONDS | Old Navy (Dad) Shirt … Rob wore it only once in Cannes, on the Pier, in May 2009. This shirt is why the OCDR Club was created. Click this link. |
more isms after the hump…
Pandering to the masses...again
| OT | off topic |
| PattinAngel | a lady who loves HHH and is not very pervy with her comments |
| PattinAngelo | PattinAngel or PattinH00r that makes beautiful RobArt, wallpapers, etc. |
| PattinCoppola | PattinAngel or PattinH00r that creates great moving RobPorn (videos) |
| PattinGirls | younger Angels who don’t want to f*ck Rob … just stare at his f*ckhawt face |
| PattinH00r / PattinPerv / PattinSlut | a lady who loves HHH and is very pervy with her comments … has a one-track mind |
Official PattinAngelz logo!
| PCD | as in your Panties are in Combustion Danger … A warning you might want to put when sharing a Web link to f*ckhawt RobPorn |
| PDS | as in Rob has a Panty Dropping Smile |
| PeenH00r | A H00r who loves the HP |
| PeenPorn | Pictures zooming in on Rob’s peen |
| PeenTamers | underwear, called underpants in the UK |
ZOMG!
| Pinky / the pink elephant in the room | Kristen Stewart |
| PMSL | Pissing Myself Laughing |
| PPL | people |
| PPP | Peen Porn Prison … place you’ll be going if you look at the JapanPeenPorn or other PeenPorn pics for too long |
| praying at the alter of what’s down there | looking at PeenPorn … the RobCrotch |
| pretties | as in “sharing the pretties” … Rob pics/artwork |
Pretties ^^^^^^
| RAoR | Random Acts of Rob … in case you didn’t figure it out |
| RC+S | Right click + Save … indicating you’ve just saved RobPorn |
| RL | real life |
| RM | Rob’s movie … Remember Me |
| RobAdome | Rob + Methadone … to get you through the next hit |
| Robaholic | as in “Hi my name is RobCatCdn and I’m a Robaholic” |
| Robalicious | Rob + Delicious … ’nuff said |
| RobAttack | similar to a heart attack but can only be induced by Rob |
| RobCat | women of a certain age who worship Rob |
| RobCrotch | Self explanatory. |
| RobDrought | period when there are no or few new pics of Rob |
| Robenefits | We just want to be friends with Rob, yea friends with Robenefits several times a day… |
| Robexeria | unintentional weightloss triggered by lack of food due to refusal to leave computer and stop Robstalking |
| RobFix | daily dose of Rob you need to get through the day |
| Robgasm | Rob induced orgasm |
| Robgasmic | something Rob did that that caused an orgasmic reaction |
| RobGutter | Where your mind is if you’re on RAoR, you’re in good company! |
| RobHab | rehabilitation service needed after the RobDrought |
| RobHose | important equipment for when Rob makes you so hot you burst into flame |
O.o
| RobJob | what you are going to give Rob when you reach the end of his Happy Trail, rhymes with Go-Bob & yes you’ll be bobbin alot and then comes the Cream of Rob |
| RobKittens | PattinAngels / PattinH00rs who are younger than Rob |
| RobMedics | a valuable emergency service when you’ve overdosed on Rob |
| RobMinds | as in Great Robminds think alike…usually Dirty & Pervy, but we own it! |
| Robnana | If you have to ask, you shouldn’t be reading this blog…leave NOW! |
| Robnana Nut Muffin | Seriously, if you don’t know go NOW, find Zac Efron’s Web site! |
| Robnesia | what makes you forget to feed the family, kids or pet, pay the bills, do the laundry, dishes, etc…. |
| Robnoia | paranoia that causes you to *surreptitiously* stalk the Internet for Rob info. (e.g. closing your computer whenever someone comes around, etc. so that others won’t think you’re crazy) |
| Robphernalia | anything with Rob on it |
Robphernalia! I want!
| Robphoria | the “afterglow” from a few go rounds with the Hobo / Robrator |
| RobPipe | aka the HP |
| RobPorn | Pics of Rob, lots of sub-categories: HandPorn, FingerPorn, ChestPorn, BackPorn, ChestHairPorn, ThighPorn, HairPorn, NeckPorn, EyePorn, EyelashPorn, LegPorn, HappyTrailPorn, FrecklePorn, EarPorn {What? His ears are cute!} |
| RobQuest | venturing into the RL in search of any Robphernalia |
| Robrator | see the Hobo |
| Rob’s lumber | aka Mr. Winky |
| Robsession | You’re here … you know what it means |
Robsessed with this....nah! #liar
| Robsomnia | Inability to sleep because you are too busy lying awake, fantasizing about Rob, reading FF, Robstalking, watching moving RobPorn and chatting on RAoR. |
| Robstacles | Rob pics/articles that interrupt your day and cause you to neglect your daily life |
| Robstalking | daily hunt for information and new pics of Rob |
| Robsterbation | You know we’re all doing it. Sometimes alone, sometimes with our SO it’s all about Rob & you need to do it several times a day … & you won’t go blind trust me |
| Robtacular / Robtastic | as in Rob pics and videos |
| Robulance | see RobMedics |
| Robward | Rob playing Edward |
| Robwhore | If you’re on RAoR… you’re one! |
| ROFL | Rolling on Floor Laughing |
| ROFLMFA | Rolling on Floor Laughing My F*cking A$$ Off |
| ROFTN | Rob’s movie … Ring of the Nibelungs |
| S*xboots | These are Rob’s Dr. Martens 1460 black boots … worn by RomeRob (October 2008) among others |
| S*xspenders | Black suspenders worn by Rob. Named S*xspenders because when he wears them, he oozes sex. |
*sigh* I miss the sexboots and sexpenders!
| SAP | Secret Agent PattinAngel or PattinH00r … Someone who secretely and frequently visits RAoR while keeping her true identity, Robsession and comments hidden from RL friends and family, especially her SO or DH. |
| Scruff Porn | Pictures of Rob with scruff … a few days without shaving #yummy |
| SO | significant other |
| Sofa king | so f*cking (e.g. smexy, hawt) |
| Sweet baby Jesus’ dimples | used instead of profanity when seeing RobPorn |
| Sweet Jesus … | on a camel, a cracker, a pogo stick, rollers or a skateboard or SJ sandals straps … used instead of profanity when seeing RobPorn |
| Sweet Mother Mary in the Morning | used instead of profanity when seeing RobPorn |
| TBMH | Rob’s movie … The Bad Mother’s Handbook |
| Team IdBangTheBone | Team of RAoR H00rs who would bang Jackson Rathbone if given the chance |
| THA | Rob’s movie … The Haunted Airman |
| ThighPorn | Pictures of Rob’s thighs |
ThighPorn!
| TMI / TMFI | too much (f*cking) information |
| TSE | Rob’s movie (a short 14-min. film) … The Summer House |
| TuxGasm | an orgasm caused by seeing a pic. of Rob wearing a tux (e.g. Oscars 2009, on the WFE set) |
| TWSS | that’s what she said |
| TY / TYSFM | Thank you (so f*cking much) |
| UNF | Universal Noise for F*cking [Term often written in reaction to a f*ckhawt Rob pic. and a reported sound by a PattinH00r's hooha when viewing RobPorn and reading a FF lemon.] |
| VF | Vanity Fair … both the magazine and Rob’s movie (2004) … his scene was cut |
| VPP | View Peen Pants, Rob wore on The View in March 2010. Click this link. |
| VTs | vaginal tremors … after seeing f*ckhawt moving RobPorn |
| WFE / W4E | Rob’s movie … Water For Elephants |
| WTF / WTH | what the f*ck / hell |
VPP!
Have you completed the list? I am so at a loss when I read comments. I do not know all the acronyms. Where is the glossary? What is the deal with the sexpenders pants? Love that post! I love anything Rob. He is the most expressive man I have ever encountered in the media. Never, ever, have I felt this way about a celebrity. He is magnificent. Just love to look at him and listen to him.
Love it and it’s more simple using this
but one of the fiew that captivated my attention was
Team IdBangTheBone
LOL
And what about Kellan I mean I would bang Rob any day of the week but seriously Kellan and Jackson are HOT too
But whatever love the website or blog or whatever, come here everyday continue the good work
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Hey JAG, I invented one when innocently on this ‘ere forum one day – Jizzthinking – like Jizztyping, only you’ve been thinking of HHH so much that your words come out wrong and in some/most cases, something Rob-related slips out instead.
love these! ya’all crack me up. I got a robism 4 ya…Roballucinations. When you’ve stared at a slide show of still pics of HHH ROB for so long that you think you see his eye wink at you or his head nod or that GORGeous Mouth Twitch into Smirky Rob. GAH…*thud* killer that! ooo i need a fan it just 20 degrees in here!!!
Robrator — also my twitter name for last 5 years
love em *snort*