First off, this blog is purely meant for entertainment…a little Dirty Fun. Don’t take it too seriously, it’s meant to be tongue in cheek or tongue wherever. This is not a news blog about Robert Pattinson, there are plenty of sites out there that do that brilliantly but this is not one of them.
I should also note that I am not after Rob. I’m one less girl you have to worry about ladies, I have no plans or desire to track him down and meet him. (Yep, Rob if you ‘re reading this you heard me right.) I don’t want to date him, marry him or have his babies (in fact I don’t want anyones babies at the moment). Hear that Rob, you CAN’T HAVE ME…bet ya want me now LOL.
I think he’s hot, talented and fun fodder for my very very PattinPervy imagination.
This blog is my outlet. You see if you knew me you’d know I was quiet, controlled and reserved on the outside. You’d never guess I had such a Dark Dirty side.
So enjoy!
Love your site! Headed to NY in 2 weeks to just observe the hottness that is Rob. I am willing to kick any redneck ass that tries to attack, man-handle or upset the eye candy in anyway! I follow you on Twitter and would be happy to report back any info that I observe. My goal for the week is to just run in to him in a bar latenight and buy him a beer…..no fondling( damn!), no autographs, no annoying fan pictures! Just want the eye candy and to see if it looks as good in person as it does in pictures! I do have some pride and I’m a married woman, so I am not going to embarass myself by being a ditz with a fake ponytail or crocheted hat pinned to my head! I love reading your posts! We have the same filthy sense of humor about some things, like how we both would like to *(&^&%$$%&(#! Yeah……that. My Robsession is so severe, my 7 year old knows exactly what it means when my phone does the twitter beep! She says “There’s Rob!” Hilarious!
I agree – just want to meet him – not accost him. Is that so wrong?
a friend recommended i check this out and ive been enjoying the site for a couple of weeks just never had the guts to comment.its nice to see im not the only one whos totally robsessed.ive been driving my poor hubby crazy.even called him rob in my sleep the other day.he wasnt impressed. just want to say love the site and ive been pmsl at some of the posts u guys are awesome
hi im new to the site just wanna say u guys are awesoem and its nice to see im not the only robsessed person out there my hubby and kids think im crazy
This is just amazing!! But I was just wondering…is there a certain age group that this site is meant for? I mean, i don’t find anything bad, i like it!!
Ok, I give in. I can’t handle it anymore. I tell myself I won’t do it, but then every single goddamn time I sit down to the computer, I seek you out! I’m a stay-at-home Robstalker. I have never laughed so much at/with such filthy, filthy women before! My favorite, JAG, is “IfyaknowwhatImeanandIthinkyado”!
By the way, you’re really not helping me get any better! You’re my Rob-enabler! (Is that a new one?)
Much love! MyRobbie
PS I love James McAvoy too (hence the Robbie).
you are the only thing to stay me life
oh jesus. i love these so much. i find myself coming over here for a little fix of rob all the time. i was wondering..would you consider making one for me??? in one interview rob answers fangirl’s questions and in it he says my freekin’ name!! and i know it’s sick but i just love it! would you mind making one of these for me- i feel like a douche but it doesn’t hurt to ask?? *red faced…here’s a link to the video..my name -well not my actual name but he says “jenelle” and damn- it can be me too, right? lol…
it’s 0:06.
anyhoo..it’s a cute segment anyways even if it’s too much work to ask you to do because in my audio-fail knowledge about computers I don’t know what goes into making these little files..
so yea, thanks..
~Jenelle
Oh dear God,Ive found my home and my family. What a bunch of pervs we all are……I LOVE IT!!! So nice to know theres people out there as obsessed (sorry….ROB-sessed)…..and twisted and naughty as me. the man is sheer perfection…..wet panty making heaven….sigh!!!!
How has it taken me so long to find you?! Obviously I know I’m not alone in my Robsession (although most of my friends think I’m cracking up) but so many of these fansites seem to be dominated by tweenies who just leave endless comments like: “OMG he’s hot” and “I love Rob (or Edward!)”, some that even say, “I love Edward but hate Rob” WTF is that all about?! Anyway, I feel I have finally found the perfect RA (Robaholics Anonymous) meeting where I can listen to like-minded Pattinsluts airing their views (and fantasies) and where I don’t feel such a freak about my own, rather graphic and NC-17 rated fantasies. So JAG – thank you, thank you, thank you for such a great site.
Have just found your site and after scouring almost every page – *sigh* – and having changed my underwear, I’m now bowing down to worship you JAG. It’s f***ing brilliant and your comments are hilarious! LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT BABY!!!
Question: Have you done an item highlighting Rob ‘throat porn’, or have I missed it? Please consider doing it if you havn’t already as he has the most gorgeous, sensual throat in his photos, plus I’m pretty sure that such an item would inevitably HAVE to include the amazing black T-Shirt photo……….!!! (I think you’ll find that it’s actually the law, at least here in the UK – haha!!!)
Keep it up baby, I’m now totally addicted…….XXX
I’ve never done throat porn but I have been asked to do collar bone porn and vein porn LOL
Mmmmm, vein porn…………….that could lead to all sorts of possibilities! (Taking a calming breath) Throat porn combined with collar bone porn would probably finish me off completely…….! X
I think I just exploded!!
I just found your site and I love it!!!! I do have a quetstion, though …. do you affiliate “live jouranl” communities? I have a comm called “the_rob_gutter” and I was wondering if you would affiliate with us? Just curious :] this site is awesome!! <3
JAG…you have enabled my dirty Robsessed mind to reach a whole new level! You are hilarious and I risk logging on at work (computer at home sucks!) because I have to check in everyday!
Thank you for everything.
Hey, JAG! Show me some Rob drinkin’ beer porn! I LOOOOOVVVE how he holds a beer bottle!!! Those long, delicious fingers wrapped around the bottleneck (two under & two over) and he tips is back and takes a swig!! WOOT!! It is entirely f*ckhawt!!! Talk about losing the sauce!! I’ve never seen a guy drink a beer that way. Leave it to Rob to find YET ANOTHER way to make us jizz!!!
WOOO!!!!! I love your website! and you uploaded the ‘Edward piano concert’ video! and you’re right about those fingers
lol Thanks for supplying the RPattz demand and saying what we’re all thinking lol
xo Nat ~
can any one tell me how to downalod robs littes saying off of here
Love your site! Glad we’re all on the same page!
Yes, I don’t want to date him or have his babies either (ugghh, been there done that, no really DONE!), infact I’m married…I just want one hour in a private room…no worries, I don’t think my hubby would mind watching ;o)~
PS
I LOVE this site! Finally ‘free speech in America’! and where ever yall are from ;o)
THANKS!! You ROCK!
hey u dnt want to date rob?????really????? shits..how can u dear…nice site…..
I have to say, I am so glad that one of my friends on Facebook turned me on to this site. I’m happy to find others out there who are not interested in Rob-hunting, but are simply happy to sit and lust after the poor boy. This is the best rob site I’ve found so far (and God knows I look everywhere). I’m tired of “news” which is no longer news of Rob and what he’s up to, it’s turned to pure speculation….I just want a place where I can go and just talk about the guy…..mostly, a place where I can lust privately! wink*wink*
You are my new hero. We are so alike (except I’m quite sure if given the chance, I would BOINK RP and so would you!). And now I’m addicted to ffn. As if I need another thing to obsess about! Thank you for feeding my shameless pleasure.
I just saw on Twitter that Rob got his Stoli shirt. OMR that’s so cool!!
JAG!!!!!! i missed yah gurl!!how are yah!
your site is fab-u-lous. as a newbie i came across thru robsessed. hilarious beyond words. i’ll admit–the first thing i clicked on was rob’s crotch pix. kinda embarassed at first that i did it, but now i can’t stop! keep the pix comin!
Welcome Celeste. Go into today’s post, say hi to DrunkRob and introduce yourself to the ladies <3
Wow love the storys you all have up here!!!!
I love this site! I’m happily married but have wild sex with Mr P in my head on a regualr basis (my husband knows!) My home office wall is a shrine to his hotness in various states of undress. Like you I don’t want him for real, I’m way too married, lol. But it’s great to have a site for the grown ups, the pattisluts!!!
I follow you on twillter as well btw (I’m Clairererj).
Thank you for providing this vital service x
Pingback: Introducing…FanFiction Reviews from KStew411! « Rob My World
great site! have loved the Twifiction you turned me on to since finding your site months ago. keep up the gr8 work – you always make me smile
Hi other twimoms I too am addicted to Rob, so
I facebooked Robert Pattinson asking him to leave comment for his loyal twimoms. hope it works!!!!
Just started reading CW&IA last night and couldn’t stop until my eyes were glazed over with sleep deprivation at 4am! The tequila scene was so erotic and sexy! Love this story!
On your soundbites: the one you’ve been waiting for-i don’t hear anything-am I missing what it says?!! Also you should sound bit the Elle intv. from cannes-that’d kick ass! BTW-you’re awesome!!
JAG – seriously love this site! You seriously crack my shizz up every freakin’ day! Love the pattinperv… rock it girl!
Hope you are well!
OH MY WORD……….I have been Rob obsessed since last August(08), how have I not known about this intensely pleasing site until now????? Thanks for thinking of all those horny housewives that have this not-so-secret addiction!
Does anyone else quickly switch the tabs when watching a “Rob/Porn vid on youtube, when your husband walks in the room?
HAHAHA!!!! Yes I am just like you!!!! It is crazy how obsessed I have become. Some part of my mind is always on that sexy ass of a man Rob P!!!! And yes If I am on here or something and my husband walks in I have to click away from the site LOL or the Fan Fic sites. He knows I like Rob and its all “innocent”
Anywho you are not the only crazy housewife out there!!!!!!!!!!!
I actually love your blog.
You had me at your banner. One of my fav Robporn pics is of his butt in the airport…
Srsly, I really enjoy reading your blog. You make me laugh (“say it, OUT LOUD”) out loud every day! Keep up the good work and I’ll keep reading!
avatar check
Jag…i need your help…first off you’re the funniest damn woman i don’t know…2nd can you get me directions to an invitation to join tby789 the office blog…the darn thing is blocked out and if i don’t get to read the epi tomorrow i’m gonna cry, plus nm is sold out here so i’m crying anyway…please help…do you have any info?
Thanks bb. I’m guessing you’ve located the epi now that the blog has been made public. If not let me know <3s JAG
Hey there. I’ve just found ur Rob Smut Sanctuary frm stumbling thru a doorway at Twitarded. Wow am I happy! I’m also @ FanFic so hav read a fair few of the ones recommended already & can’t 2 try out (a lot) mre!!! But I’m grieving 4 ‘The Office’ cos now it’s gone. *SNIFF* Anyway, gr8 stuff JAG! U’ve made my Robsession
x
WELCOME! Always room for more
I love this site! And I’m EXACTLY like you. I’m very quiet and keep to myself (on the outside), but on the inside I’m a Pattinslut too! Hahah (:
Hey, where did the awesome photo of Rob’s backside in jeans go? I was checking in to see it – needed a pick me up – and you changed the banner photo (don’t get me wrong, the new one is nice, but i was looking for the butt shot!). Is it somewhere else on the site? HELP!!! Please post it somewhere! I need it!!
Thanks!!