First off, this blog is purely meant for entertainment…a little Dirty Fun. Don’t take it too seriously, it’s meant to be tongue in cheek or tongue wherever. This is not a news blog about Robert Pattinson, there are plenty of sites out there that do that brilliantly but this is not one of them.
I should also note that I am not after Rob. I’m one less girl you have to worry about ladies, I have no plans or desire to track him down and meet him. (Yep, Rob if you ‘re reading this you heard me right.) I don’t want to date him, marry him or have his babies (in fact I don’t want anyones babies at the moment). Hear that Rob, you CAN’T HAVE ME…bet ya want me now LOL.
I think he’s hot, talented and fun fodder for my very very PattinPervy imagination.
This blog is my outlet. You see if you knew me you’d know I was quiet, controlled and reserved on the outside. You’d never guess I had such a Dark Dirty side.
So enjoy!
Ok,You totally just describe me! -You see if you knew me you’d know I was quiet, controlled and reserved on the outside. You’d never guess I had such a Dark Dirty side.- lol
By: Valerie(momof3crazykids) on March 24, 2009
at 4:30 pm
that’s why we all get along so well over at LTR! <3
By: Just a Girl on March 24, 2009
at 5:54 pm
Can I be a PattinSlut, too? Well, I actually already am, but can I join your merry band of trollops? Holy God, but i love this site! Rob! Bobby Long (purr)! James McAvoy! *sigh* I think I’ve found my second home, after the Rob thread on Twilighted Forums (otherwise known as “The Boom Boom Room”).
By: Autumn (whynot) on April 7, 2009
at 2:11 pm
Welcome. Sounds to me like you already are a PattinSlut LOL. There’s always room for more <3. I love RobPattinsonPorn, I’ll have to go visit the boom boom room and soon. Oh and you have great taste in men
By: Just a Girl on April 7, 2009
at 7:12 pm
LOVE this site!!! Thanks for making me feel less dirty about my Rob Lust…well you actually made me feel more dirty BUT that’s cool too.
By: Amcas on April 14, 2009
at 12:04 am
You’re not dirty…your devoted *wink wink*
By: Just a Girl on April 14, 2009
at 9:16 am
I cant believe I just found this site. Love it!!! Im always glad to read other sites of fodder and nasty talk about Rob
By: Iamrobsessed on April 20, 2009
at 10:52 am
Welcome. I’m all about the fun dirty sh*t, nothing too serious. <3 JAG
By: Just a Girl on April 20, 2009
at 10:54 am
I found your blog when looking for others that saw Sam in Toronto. You seem to have a great sense of humor…love the TwiPorn library! If you come to Detroit to see Bobby, let me know!
By: Holly on April 20, 2009
at 10:48 pm
Thanks Holly. When is Bobby going to be in Detroit? I loooooooooove his music. <3 JAG
By: Just a Girl on April 21, 2009
at 9:18 am
I just found your site, and I must say I love it! It is so much fun.
By: Kelli on April 21, 2009
at 12:13 am
aww thanks. I like the keep my RobStuff light and funny. <3
By: Just a Girl on April 21, 2009
at 9:17 am
well hello there, had to come see what all the fuss is about, and now I know, You’re gifted you are! I can see myself being lost for hours and hours here. Just what I need, another big black hole of time gone from my day. I’ll never learn
See you in the boom boom room!
By: Shiv (madasabrush) on April 29, 2009
at 6:43 pm
Oh My God…..how perfect a bunch of horny Rob chicks like me…..soooo cooool.Good God that man is the hottest creature on the planet.In fact he’s too perfect looknig to even be human. As sicko as this sounds I told my friend if I had one of those “Make a Wish” type foundation things happening,my one wish would be to get it on freaky style with Rob…..suck some chrome from his bumper if ya dig me???? Ahhhh a girl ca dream right????
By: Joan on May 3, 2009
at 6:03 am
PS Dig the site,its awesome ad Im never leaving. Props to ya.
By: Joan on May 3, 2009
at 6:05 am
I just love your site, and I am so glad that I found it.. It is just so entertaining..Pattinslut, I think that sums up me…LOL
By: Kelli on May 4, 2009
at 7:50 pm
this is by far the best website that ive ever come across!!! this website made my day burn a little brighter!
By: erin on May 5, 2009
at 5:11 pm
ok I am unable to not look at this site….I was soooo tempted to look at work today, but for some reason my employer looks down on websites with porn all over it, even something as innocent as chin porn, why I don’t understand, so I had to wait until I got home to giggle…love your site….thanks for the giggles and dirty feelings hee hee
By: a7exan-grrl on May 5, 2009
at 9:50 pm
Love, love, love your site! Thanks to this wonderful little piece of internet perfection I don’t get a damn thing done during the day….except stare at the most beautiful man on the planet and think nasty little thoughts
Lord help me!
By: jen on May 19, 2009
at 3:40 pm
I wasted half my day yesterday trying to find a new link for the script
it can’t just have fanished. there has to be a copy out there. A few people have it on there computer in pdf file. 
I’m gonna keep looking. If anyone finds it lets us know.
By: Wideyes on June 9, 2009
at 3:20 am
Jag, Just what to say I love you and here’s a link of a little video I made inspired by you for you
<3
By: Wideyes on June 9, 2009
at 3:47 am
I am a Twilight Elder, and I have to say that I haven’t laughed this hard for a long time! I love Rob, am obsessed with all things Twilight, but this is great! I love the Robisms…you ladies are great!
By: Susan on June 9, 2009
at 10:00 pm
I LOVE this site- it’s PERFECT!!!! I was wondering if you could get the one where he says, “garden burger? It’s like look what I found in the garden!” It’s in the Artist on Artist with him and Hayley Williams from Paramore (that’s the original) then he says it again in the Twilight commontary. Thanks! <3
By: Laura F. on June 9, 2009
at 10:39 pm
lol! you totally just described me too!… i am absolutely sure that none of my friends or family know that underneath the quite and reserved me, is a dark dirty girl!…
By: jade on June 10, 2009
at 1:49 am
Ok, first of all, I would like to thank the master mind behind this site, it’s GENIOUS! This is by far the best Rob site Ive seen yet…and so the lusting begins AGAIN. Also, I see mention of the “Boom Boom Room” and would like to know where to find this room because it sounds like my highway to heaven! Anyways, a few of my Rob lusting friends and myself will be on this site for the next decade so keep bringing the “dirty” cause we LIKEY!
By: Redjrc on June 10, 2009
at 9:57 am
just a girl, this is one awesome site–as a newbie have spent a couple of hours looking around–got here by way of robsessed–will be eternally grateful–down & dirty is the only way to take our gorgeous protagonist–only wish some of the songs in your video wall had been credited–also love the way your gals express themselves– hilarious–not only lol, but also laughing my ass off–really refreshing & highly addictive–thanks for a great finale to my Robday–as a closet Pattinslut i’ll be back to look through the rest of your strokes of Robviolation–ta-ta
By: expat on June 10, 2009
at 1:03 pm
FINALLY!!! a place that is perfect for those like me and my friends!!! i wish i had come up with this myself lol you, my friend, are awesome and my the gods smile down upon you ^_^
By: Rachel on June 12, 2009
at 9:24 pm
Where have I been? Love your site!!!!
By: Bitingmylip on June 13, 2009
at 8:39 pm
you totally just described me! except i wouldn’t mind meeting him… and if that led to a life long friendship or w/e we’ll see.
By: Brittany on June 13, 2009
at 10:30 pm
Just came across your site and I love it! A little dirty Rob fun and talk is right up my alley.
By: Suzanne on June 14, 2009
at 2:35 pm
Fantastic site
I lote it!!!!!
By: marckow on June 14, 2009
at 7:39 pm
I am so happy that I’ll never meet Robert Pattinson, ‘cus I would definitley make an ass out of myself or say something productive like “I carried a watermelon” (Dirty Dancing qoute).
Anyway, gods are not supposed to be seen/met, they are for whor(e)shiping only! lol
Loving the site btw, screw Anonymous Robsessioners, living it loud and proud is the way to go!
By: cndz on June 15, 2009
at 7:41 am
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By: Why I never plan on meeting Robert Pattinson « Random Acts of Rob on June 16, 2009
at 12:57 am
Hey JaG, I came across your blog today and I am having loads of fun going through it. I am loving it.
By: Divya on June 17, 2009
at 1:48 am
Hey guys…I’ve been on here a few times and have loved it! Listen…question: How can I change my profile pic?
By: Peachluv on June 17, 2009
at 11:30 am
I wanna be a pattinslut, too! Seriously can’t leave this site, I love it, you’re doin’ the greatest job. Always up for some robporn! Makes me a dirtygirl, and I looove some dirty rob fun.
By: malin on June 18, 2009
at 5:18 pm
hey JAG? I need your help with something …if you don’t mind? It’s for my lil one’s 8th birthday…
*sorry ladies* back to Rob..
By: M.J. on June 19, 2009
at 5:05 pm
For you MJ anything. My email addy is on the side bar under disclaimer. Send me an email.
JAG
By: Just a Girl on June 22, 2009
at 12:06 pm
First off, your blog rocks and you crack me up daily! You’re a genius!
My sister and I are looking for a pic/vid we’ve seen in some montages on youtube of Rob and Kristen underwater. Where are those, do you know?
Thanks! Jen
By: jen on June 19, 2009
at 8:22 pm
hii!!! i think this page is perefect finaly who gets me and my needs
keep it going is great for those who love robert
By: Danii :) on June 20, 2009
at 9:25 am
JAG – f*cking awesome! All I can say is “thanks for the RP deposit into the National Bank of Spank”! TMI – sorry. Watching him in films before Twilight, I was “yeah, he’ll be pretty darn hot when he’s older.” WTF happened overnight??? Jeeeezzzusss! I hear his voice on my CD player in the car and I get the f*cking humpflies!! Something about Rob is utterly the SEXIEST damn thing I’ve ever seen – or heard! BTW – “Smelly Pirate Hooker” is my absolute favorite – all he has to say is “you, are” and “poof* I’m done for – F****CKK that is SEXY as HELL!!!
By: sugarforrobbie on June 22, 2009
at 2:25 pm
JAG you are a goddess of Robert Goodness! Love the site! Been here every day, checking in, gawking, drooling. I have gone totally cougar over our dearly beloved Robert – thinking about ditching the fam and going on the road, you know – follow that boys ass around lol.
Great site, great job, thanks for sharing and giving all us Robsluts someplace to feel at home!
By: mimi on June 23, 2009
at 3:35 pm
mimi- come get me when you go. Love the family but feeling a little irresponsible. Wouldn’t it be fun to be one of those groupies that everyone hates just for a day or two? To do something so crazy, would be fun. Needless to say the family would be more convinced I’m crazy. I don’t believe in stalking but I’m thinking “Hey you only live once, right?”
By: Midlife Crisis on June 24, 2009
at 2:33 pm
Ok so you made my night even better (and YES i should be asleep by now but i guess you know how it is … when you have your mind elsewhere
And so i went in on your Video Wall and what is the first one ??? If not my 2 absolute biggest favourits right now (one of them for about 18 years now (and nooo im not gonna tell you my age 
(ofcoz im talking about DM who i am going to see in less then 2 weeks *yehooo*)
So now i can happily go to bed and i’ll come back for more tomorrow… Then i can look at every side of this site.. but for now… God nite and THANX !!!
xoxo
By: Corzette on June 24, 2009
at 6:13 pm
hi you rock i love your musicof the blackof full moon love it
By: karla on June 25, 2009
at 12:28 pm
Hey, just found this site today! It’s awesome. Thanks so much. Now I have somewhere to satisfy my Robsession……and glad to see that I am not the only grown up Rob fan!
By: Angie on June 28, 2009
at 3:38 pm
Welcome Angie!
I just found it about 3 weeks ago and let me warn you that this will be the first and last site you’ll be checking to get your RPfix!!!!
And you will come to worship JAG (JustAGirl) … the creator of this wonderful site.
There’s sooooo much Rob goodies it’s hard to know where to start … so to help you out.
I recommend that you first read the list of
Robisms: http://robert-pattinson.ca/category/robisms/
… that will give you an idea of what RAoR is all about.
Then have fun checking out all the other categories!
Happy drooling … hum, I meant reading!!! LOL
By: robcatcdn on June 28, 2009
at 4:08 pm
Hey JAG, You are a genius. Monuments should be erected in your honour. However……I do have a teeny tiny complaint. This site should really come with a serious warning that one hit can SERIOUSLY intensify your Robsession. I have been at work all day willing it to be 5pm so that I could come home and logon. The fact that I have a pic on his hotness on my desk at work did not help one little bit after being on your site yesterday!! I may have to think about giving up work!!
Keep up the good work.
By: Angie on June 29, 2009
at 2:19 pm
YOU. ARE. MY. HERO! ‘Nuff said.
By: Deej on July 1, 2009
at 10:50 am