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Ok,You totally just describe me! -You see if you knew me you’d know I was quiet, controlled and reserved on the outside. You’d never guess I had such a Dark Dirty side.- lol
that’s why we all get along so well over at LTR! <3
I’m so glad I found this site!!!! I completely agree with all of you! I’m a 34 year old wife and mother absolutely LUSTING after him!
) I don’t want to date or marry him either…just hang out at a bar, have some beers and a night of steamy…..gotta calm down – at work! I can’t wait to read some TwiPorn!
Thanks much for the site! Can I be part of your crew?
LOVE THIS SITE, HOW DO I JOIN THE RAoR BLOG?
Can I be a PattinSlut, too? Well, I actually already am, but can I join your merry band of trollops? Holy God, but i love this site! Rob! Bobby Long (purr)! James McAvoy! *sigh* I think I’ve found my second home, after the Rob thread on Twilighted Forums (otherwise known as “The Boom Boom Room”).
Welcome. Sounds to me like you already are a PattinSlut LOL. There’s always room for more <3. I love RobPattinsonPorn, I’ll have to go visit the boom boom room and soon. Oh and you have great taste in men
LOVE this site!!! Thanks for making me feel less dirty about my Rob Lust…well you actually made me feel more dirty BUT that’s cool too.
You’re not dirty…your devoted *wink wink*
I cant believe I just found this site. Love it!!! Im always glad to read other sites of fodder and nasty talk about Rob
Welcome. I’m all about the fun dirty sh*t, nothing too serious. <3 JAG
I found your blog when looking for others that saw Sam in Toronto. You seem to have a great sense of humor…love the TwiPorn library! If you come to Detroit to see Bobby, let me know!
Thanks Holly. When is Bobby going to be in Detroit? I loooooooooove his music. <3 JAG
He is going to be at a bar called Small’s. I told Sam he needs to play there as well! Anyway, Bobby is playing on August 30th. It’s a Sunday which sucks, but this bar is a great place to see a band play. Seriously, let me know if you end up coming down. I think there is another girl named Kelly that we met in Toronto that is coming as well…we can have dinner or something before hand and gossip about our favorite boys;)
Holly, I am from Detroit as well and am planning to go to Bobby’s gig in August. Too bad it’s not a joint appearance with Sam.
I just found your site, and I must say I love it! It is so much fun.
aww thanks. I like the keep my RobStuff light and funny. <3
well hello there, had to come see what all the fuss is about, and now I know, You’re gifted you are! I can see myself being lost for hours and hours here. Just what I need, another big black hole of time gone from my day. I’ll never learn
See you in the boom boom room!
Oh My God…..how perfect a bunch of horny Rob chicks like me…..soooo cooool.Good God that man is the hottest creature on the planet.In fact he’s too perfect looknig to even be human. As sicko as this sounds I told my friend if I had one of those “Make a Wish” type foundation things happening,my one wish would be to get it on freaky style with Rob…..suck some chrome from his bumper if ya dig me???? Ahhhh a girl ca dream right????
PS Dig the site,its awesome ad Im never leaving. Props to ya.
I just love your site, and I am so glad that I found it.. It is just so entertaining..Pattinslut, I think that sums up me…LOL
this is by far the best website that ive ever come across!!! this website made my day burn a little brighter!
ok I am unable to not look at this site….I was soooo tempted to look at work today, but for some reason my employer looks down on websites with porn all over it, even something as innocent as chin porn, why I don’t understand, so I had to wait until I got home to giggle…love your site….thanks for the giggles and dirty feelings hee hee
Love, love, love your site! Thanks to this wonderful little piece of internet perfection I don’t get a damn thing done during the day….except stare at the most beautiful man on the planet and think nasty little thoughts
Lord help me!
I wasted half my day yesterday trying to find a new link for the script
it can’t just have fanished. there has to be a copy out there. A few people have it on there computer in pdf file. 
I’m gonna keep looking. If anyone finds it lets us know.
Jag, Just what to say I love you and here’s a link of a little video I made inspired by you for you
<3
I am a Twilight Elder, and I have to say that I haven’t laughed this hard for a long time! I love Rob, am obsessed with all things Twilight, but this is great! I love the Robisms…you ladies are great!
IS A TWILIGHT ELDER OVER 40?
I LOVE this site- it’s PERFECT!!!! I was wondering if you could get the one where he says, “garden burger? It’s like look what I found in the garden!” It’s in the Artist on Artist with him and Hayley Williams from Paramore (that’s the original) then he says it again in the Twilight commontary. Thanks! <3
lol! you totally just described me too!… i am absolutely sure that none of my friends or family know that underneath the quite and reserved me, is a dark dirty girl!…
Ok, first of all, I would like to thank the master mind behind this site, it’s GENIOUS! This is by far the best Rob site Ive seen yet…and so the lusting begins AGAIN. Also, I see mention of the “Boom Boom Room” and would like to know where to find this room because it sounds like my highway to heaven! Anyways, a few of my Rob lusting friends and myself will be on this site for the next decade so keep bringing the “dirty” cause we LIKEY!
just a girl, this is one awesome site–as a newbie have spent a couple of hours looking around–got here by way of robsessed–will be eternally grateful–down & dirty is the only way to take our gorgeous protagonist–only wish some of the songs in your video wall had been credited–also love the way your gals express themselves– hilarious–not only lol, but also laughing my ass off–really refreshing & highly addictive–thanks for a great finale to my Robday–as a closet Pattinslut i’ll be back to look through the rest of your strokes of Robviolation–ta-ta
FINALLY!!! a place that is perfect for those like me and my friends!!! i wish i had come up with this myself lol you, my friend, are awesome and my the gods smile down upon you ^_^
Where have I been? Love your site!!!!
you totally just described me! except i wouldn’t mind meeting him… and if that led to a life long friendship or w/e we’ll see.
Just came across your site and I love it! A little dirty Rob fun and talk is right up my alley.
Fantastic site
I lote it!!!!!
I am so happy that I’ll never meet Robert Pattinson, ‘cus I would definitley make an ass out of myself or say something productive like “I carried a watermelon” (Dirty Dancing qoute).
Anyway, gods are not supposed to be seen/met, they are for whor(e)shiping only! lol
Loving the site btw, screw Anonymous Robsessioners, living it loud and proud is the way to go!
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Hey JaG, I came across your blog today and I am having loads of fun going through it. I am loving it.
Hey guys…I’ve been on here a few times and have loved it! Listen…question: How can I change my profile pic?
I wanna be a pattinslut, too! Seriously can’t leave this site, I love it, you’re doin’ the greatest job. Always up for some robporn! Makes me a dirtygirl, and I looove some dirty rob fun.
hey JAG? I need your help with something …if you don’t mind? It’s for my lil one’s 8th birthday…
*sorry ladies* back to Rob..
For you MJ anything. My email addy is on the side bar under disclaimer. Send me an email.
JAG
First off, your blog rocks and you crack me up daily! You’re a genius!
My sister and I are looking for a pic/vid we’ve seen in some montages on youtube of Rob and Kristen underwater. Where are those, do you know?
Thanks! Jen
hii!!! i think this page is perefect finaly who gets me and my needs
keep it going is great for those who love robert
JAG – f*cking awesome! All I can say is “thanks for the RP deposit into the National Bank of Spank”! TMI – sorry. Watching him in films before Twilight, I was “yeah, he’ll be pretty darn hot when he’s older.” WTF happened overnight??? Jeeeezzzusss! I hear his voice on my CD player in the car and I get the f*cking humpflies!! Something about Rob is utterly the SEXIEST damn thing I’ve ever seen – or heard! BTW – “Smelly Pirate Hooker” is my absolute favorite – all he has to say is “you, are” and “poof* I’m done for – F****CKK that is SEXY as HELL!!!
JAG you are a goddess of Robert Goodness! Love the site! Been here every day, checking in, gawking, drooling. I have gone totally cougar over our dearly beloved Robert – thinking about ditching the fam and going on the road, you know – follow that boys ass around lol.
Great site, great job, thanks for sharing and giving all us Robsluts someplace to feel at home!
mimi- come get me when you go. Love the family but feeling a little irresponsible. Wouldn’t it be fun to be one of those groupies that everyone hates just for a day or two? To do something so crazy, would be fun. Needless to say the family would be more convinced I’m crazy. I don’t believe in stalking but I’m thinking “Hey you only live once, right?”
Ok so you made my night even better (and YES i should be asleep by now but i guess you know how it is … when you have your mind elsewhere
And so i went in on your Video Wall and what is the first one ??? If not my 2 absolute biggest favourits right now (one of them for about 18 years now (and nooo im not gonna tell you my age 
(ofcoz im talking about DM who i am going to see in less then 2 weeks *yehooo*)
So now i can happily go to bed and i’ll come back for more tomorrow… Then i can look at every side of this site.. but for now… God nite and THANX !!!
xoxo
hi you rock i love your musicof the blackof full moon love it
Hey, just found this site today! It’s awesome. Thanks so much. Now I have somewhere to satisfy my Robsession……and glad to see that I am not the only grown up Rob fan!
Welcome Angie!
I just found it about 3 weeks ago and let me warn you that this will be the first and last site you’ll be checking to get your RPfix!!!!
And you will come to worship JAG (JustAGirl) … the creator of this wonderful site.
There’s sooooo much Rob goodies it’s hard to know where to start … so to help you out.
I recommend that you first read the list of
Robisms: http://robert-pattinson.ca/category/robisms/
… that will give you an idea of what RAoR is all about.
Then have fun checking out all the other categories!
Happy drooling … hum, I meant reading!!! LOL
Hey JAG, You are a genius. Monuments should be erected in your honour. However……I do have a teeny tiny complaint. This site should really come with a serious warning that one hit can SERIOUSLY intensify your Robsession. I have been at work all day willing it to be 5pm so that I could come home and logon. The fact that I have a pic on his hotness on my desk at work did not help one little bit after being on your site yesterday!! I may have to think about giving up work!!
Keep up the good work.
YOU. ARE. MY. HERO! ‘Nuff said.