I was cleaning up my PC the other day and I stumbled across this video of Rob. My first reaction was holy shit he looks hot. My second reaction was, Hollywood Awards Rob is sofa king under appreciated and we need to revisit him stat!
In 2008, Robert Pattinson won the “New Hollywood” award at the Hollywood Film Festival, let’s look back at the hotness before this perverbial shit hit the fame fan 
These pictures are stunning, seriously they rival Rome Rob for sheer sex appeal & beauty UNF!
OMG some of the hottest pics of Rob eva!
This pic was on my very first EVER RAoR banner. A fave!
Rome Rob lookalike!
Grasping his ... award 
So hawt!
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- Rome Rob lookalike!
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- This pic was on my very first EVER RAoR banner. A fave!
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- OMG some of the hottest pics of Rob eva!
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- Grasping his … award :)
DOOD in my HOBOerotic state I forgot to source these. All credit for pics to robertpattinsonsource.orgasm
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He was hot then, but damn if he isn’t becoming even hotter as he ages. YUM.
You are so right. HHH is like a fine wine…just getting better with time!
Where that comment is not to take away anything for all the Pretties above…I just have a thing for certain pics and venues HHH has done….**Heck I’ve been perving on Rob since Harry Potter GOF, but he just gets better all the damn time….and I don’t even know how this is humanly possible to keep adding to his allure and beauty all the time**
These are all very HAWT Pictures and all, and HHH is Gorgeous in all of them, but I still adore Rob in NM NYC Red Carpet event and of course RomeRob.**RomeRob was a culmination of several events…first the RCE with him in the navy blazer, dark grey shirt and black jeans with Doc Martins and his hair was totally SexedUP….but we also had Rob do several PressCons in Rome…***UNF…the one where Rob is wearing black fishnet sweater, tight black jeans and SexBoots….errr…DocMartins, and then book signings, and the RomeFilmFestival….just so many more chances to view and adore the Pretty there in Roma** Plus there were several Photoshoots in Italy by various Photographers….***Roma FTMFW***
totally agree. These are HAWT Pictures but RomeRob…lovely RomeRob… the anteprima navy blazer, dark grey shirt , black jeans , sexboots and sex hair… UNF! …the photocall black fishnet sweater, tight black jeans ….and the photoshoots in Italy by Origlia and Fabrice. molto bello ***Roma FTMFW***
Yep….I know I’m not the only H00R that feels this way, but he is HAWT no matter what he is wearing or doing….some just more than others….
The confidence that he radiated while in Rome was just so damn fuckHAWT…..HE Smoldered…***giggling…AND SO DID MY DAMN PANTIES***…..UNF <3
totes agress Nicole. We are twins with our feelings of him in grey, but as he matures he is coming into a world of his own and instead of ‘cute’ or ‘there is just something about him’ …he is just down right….right…right…. I just have no words.
There is not another actor on this plant that does to me what he does to me. I have never been star-struck even though I think Hugh Jackman is pretty hawt. No-one comes even close.
Now, he is not the adorkable kid…he is a very very sexy man that rocks my world.
RDM, totes agree with your comment on Hugh Jackman..smoking hawt fer sure, but HHH has gone from adorkable to cute to wow to jesus h. christ on a camel that is the sexiest man on the planet..*UNF*
And yep RomeRob totes f*ucking sexy and hawt and Hollywood Rob is sweet and hawt but for this hOOR nothing beats Cannes Red Carpet Rob….D&G tuxgasm…perv fantasies running thru head…*epid thud*
Ya know RDM and Sista Hoor Extraordinaire…..You and I are so much alike in our thinking and mannerisms it is spooky sometimes, but very cool too.
Yep GREY on HHH sends me into RobGASM…and he was HAWT in Harry Potter and all the pics above…you could see the potential and sexuality brewing under all that innocence, but NOW…..HHH is positively FUCKHAWT….LIKE NO OTHER MAN!!!
Hugh Jackman is a fine looking man…I really liked him in the movie “Someone like You”..with Ashley Judd, and Swordfish, The Fountain….but I never have perved on him like I do HHH either…or really no other person, EVER. I’m still amazed today by how long I’ve been into ROB and the intensity of it all….seems to never wane and only gets cranked up. I’ve never known anything like this in my life. It is intriquing, empowering, and spooky all at the same time.
I think Rob has some magic potion that he has put into the Worlds water supply that only effects Woman and a few guys and makes us fall for him…and when needed he just adds a little more. I just can’t explain it any other way, but HHH def has a spell on ALL of US!!
Reminds of that movie with Sanda Bullock…”Love Potion Number 9″…..
Totes agree,bb!
I’ll take a drink of that fine “wine” anytime. ifyouknowwhatimean, andithinkyoudo.
*snaps fingers* Garcon, I’ll have your finest vintage, Pattinson86, and leave the f*cking bottle, coz I’m gonna be drinking that sucker all night long!
I know exactly what you mean bb…..and I also know that in this one instance……..YOU don’t mind drinking that Vino’ through a RobStraw!!!! ****grinning very lewdly and LMFAO***
@Jazz…..YEP that would be a MIGHT “BIG” Bottle there BB……****sniggering….Pun intended***…
You and me both sistaH00R…..that would be a very fine Vintage.
Amen ladies! I was thinking the same things, but you already beat me to it! ***Roma FTMFW***
Ahhh Spunk I def love how your Pervy ass mind works too……***just another H00R after my own heart**
IKR???? He’s going to just get better with age, like a fine wine.
Oops, late to the party as usual. You lovely hoors beat me to the punchline.
It’s ok eyeonrob…there’s plenty of Rob’s Wine to go around (TWSS!!!!).
Am I first?? Really??
What a great find!! So adorable!!
So close…*snaps fingers*
Gah…I was just about to work0ut when I checked for today’s post….Now I can’t stop staring and my legs feel wobbly….I REALLY want to use this as an excuse not to workout, BUT…..instead I will set my computer in front of my treadmill so it’s as if I am running towards sexhott Rob. THE ULTIMATE MOTIVATION!!!!!!!
Oh you KNOW “hollywood” Rob has always been one of my FAVORITE Robs. He was burnin. Looked like he’d BEEN partying and looked so damned sexy. GAH. LOVE LOVE LOVE Hollywood Rob. He wasn’t wearing Gucci THEN, but he still ROCKED his second hand tux.
Hey thanks! Those videos make me feel kinda funny inside. Guess I should be used to that by now
I could watch that second video all day. Poor Rob was nervous, cause he was blowing out the nerves through his mouth. SO BEAUTIFUL. Rob is always beautiful though. So many different Rob looks. We’ve all got our favorites. I dunno, there’s just something about “Hollywood” Rob that’s always appealed to me. He looks really hip and like he’s been hanging out drinkin a lot and raisin hell in LA. Reading scripts in the parking lot of In n Out burger joint as well. Oh where are those sexpenders?
I’m REALLY missing the button fly jeans….aren’t you guys?
Totes that Wifey! I really want to know wtf happened to those jeans! Did he forget them in a hotel, or in the back of a limo somewhere? Did they end up in a dumpster? Does TomStu have them? Are they with the Stoli, Sexboots, Sexpenders, etc. in the land of Rob’s missing FuckHawt clothing? GAH, I wish he would find them and wear them again!
Squee!! Thank you!! OMG I am a cougar and I AM PROUD!!
I don’t have any of these pics. How on earth did I miss these????? I didn’t start my obsession til spring/summer 2009, so I guess these just got past me. So much pretty. RL & S. New album to add to photobucket. Now I will never get to bed.
snickerdoodle6949…I came on Rob (*giggle* *snort* TWSS) even later than you! January 2010 is when I began my descent down the Rob Rabbit Hole, and I haven’t climbed out yet! And I don’t want to!! Close the door to the rabbit hole…AC2 is never coming back!
November 2009 for me, basically when Twilight came out and DVD and New Moon was almost released, was when I became Robsessed.
I do remember these interviews but JAG you are right, totally gives RomeRob a run for its money, the scruff and the jaw and the hair… unf! That boy has always had those piercing eyes that see right through to my soul.
I’ve always loved GOATEEs as well and it looks like Rob trimmed his scruff into almost a goatee look. So “beatnik”. Just so hip… I wanna go party with Hollywood Rob. He could go anywhere and party. Remember him saying it was the only time he got to go anywhere with little papz problems, but he could get “IN” to the cool clubs at that point as well. That was PARTY ROB. Hobo drunk Rob FTMFW.
I love Goatees too, especially how they feel!(ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkyoudo
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Oooo Yeah Spunk….love’em…and “Flavor SAVERS” too!
Amen Nicole! I totes love the “Flavor Savers” too!
Yep Spunk…they feel good on both sets of lips!!***TWSS***
In the “AFTER PARTY” pic, you can see Rob is holding an ORANGE gerbera daisy flower he probably took from the centerpiece at his table. I bet he picked it up for Camilla. So sweet. I love gerbera daisies. They are my favorite flower. A multi colored bouquet of gerbera colored daisies is the most cheerful and colorful flowers you’ll ever see. I want Rob to steal a daisy for ME…….I want to go get wasted with Hollywood Rob and wander the streets looking for live music. FUN!!!!! Then go eat at In n Out burger and then go fuck him in his little apartment with his rental furniture with the plastic left on it (he said that). hehehhehehheheh Oooh fuck me on the plastic Rob honey….
Daisy~ LOL!!! Just beware of the plastic burn you can get from that shizz. There’s no way to ruin a mood faster than a little plastic burn. And, make sure you’re good and truly anchored, coz you get a good rhythm going and things get slick and slippery and one or both of you could go flying off that plastic covered furniture. LOL!!! Hmmm, not that I’d recommend the floor, coz, well, Rob’s Rob and I’m pretty sure the idea of a vacuum probably just scared the shizz out of him. So, I’m gonna say go for the kitchen chairs, the counter or the bed. Safest options by far!!
Up against the wall….just sayin’
AC2~ there’s definitely something to be said for starting up against a wall… lots of grinding and dry humping, hair pulling and heavy petting. But, at some point, you just got to have a little more support to really get going. Plus, the height differential… I mean, there’s something to be said for lifting and holding. But, I like things to last a while and, even if I weighed what Pinky does, that’s a lot of deadlifting and I want him getting tired out by the right activities. Umm, yeah, I’ve
fantasized… thought about this shizz waaaaayyyyy too much.LMFAO! Thinking of fucking on plastic made me think of the squeaking sounds wich may occur, which in turn reminded of this
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!! That’s just effing hysterical. I actually remember watching that commercial on MTV!!
That is sooooo funny!
omg…I’ve never seen that advert! too funny
Bwahahahahahaha!! OMFG…can’t breathe….cracked a rib from laughing so hard…….
spunkransomlover,
I LOVE YOU WIFEY!!!! That made my whole day. FUNNY!!! BUAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAH FOR SURE!!!! I need to watch that one again. LOL
Ohhhh I forgot, this was HOT POCKET eatin Rob and his microwave (his mom didn’t like it when he used the microwave so he did it anyway. LOL). Rebel.
Let’s have a candlelight dinner at Rob’s apartment with gourmet HOT POCKETS as the main course. heheehehheheheh
He can have my hot pocket as his main course! Just sayin!
***ROFL*** Yep I was thinking the same thing…”I got a HAWT Pocket for you Rob”…..**giggling**
Hell to the YEAH!!!! Was gonna 2nd that motion but there is too many of us.
Shay~ Oh, I think we all SECOND that “motion” LOL!!!
Thank you, thank you, thank you JAG! I had totally forgotten about these. Right up there, and dare I say it, sometimes better than RomeRob. Well, let me rephrase that he’s more beautiful here,but also more innocent. RomeRob, was beautiful and smoldering. I loved how close he was standing to the first interviewer, totes flirting w/her in his adorkable way, and she kept inching closer and closer, lol. As for Camilla, I know Rob was good friends with her while she was going out with Joe Jonas, but after Camilla and Joe broke up, I never heard about them or saw them together as friends. I wonder if they still are. Supposedly Ashley Greene is going out with Joe now. That’s neither here nor there, just tired rambling. Anyway, there’s nothing I don’t love about Hollywood Rob. Perfection
I remember when Rob wore the RED T-SHIRT he got at the second hand store (remember the grey PEEN workout pants pic of him walking down the streets of Hollywood with his second hand store bag with the red t-shirt in it?). She wore a white top and low heeled boots if I remember right. He was so hobo Rob. So cute. They were cute together…..and I always LOVED that picture of Rob laughing with her sitting at that table drinking somewhere and she was opening a present or something. They musta been really good friends then. I hope she was a friend with benefits. LOL I woulda been if I had had the chance to party with Hollywood Rob. SO SEXY!! GAH!!!!!!!
I hope my peach avi is back. As for Rob and Camilla, Rob said in an interview that he was upset because there were rumors that she was cheating on Joe Jonas with him. He sounded pretty incensed about it and said, she was the nicest person ever, a saint or something like that and that she’d never do that. She must be a saint if she could resist HHH, lol.
Amen to that……no comparison. Well, it was sweet of Rob to stand up for her. He’s such a sweetheart.
I’ve always loved gentlemanRob and there’s no doubt he was always respectful of her and her relationship with Joe, just as he was always deferential to Pinky’s relationship with Michael. My RobSession actually kicked into high gear right in the middle of the whole Camilla-Rob-Joe supposed triangle. Before I got a whole handle on the situation, I was incensed that Camilla ditched Rob for Joe (which was how I originally perceived the whole thing going down) and was downright confused as hell as to how that could happen. But, once I got in the know about the whole thing… well, I was still confused about how the hell you pick a JoBro over HHH, but I was much more impressed by some of the people he was surrounding himself with. Yep, totes with you, Scilla. She must have some sort of magical protection if she could resist.
Hey Debbo, Camilla’s been cut out (imagine that), but I THINK this is that picture. I remembered it because I always loved it too.
http://i769.photobucket.com/albums/xx340/FMPattz/Rob/dinner-4.jpg
Red_Headed_Lust, Yep, that’s the ONE. That’s one of my ALL TIME favorite happy Rob smiles/laughs. DAMN DAMN BEAUTIFUL!!!!! Thanks hon. I didn’t have one that big (twss). I always like Rob “big” ifyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo.
Wifey, I think these are some of the pics with the red t-shirt that you’re talking about
http://i751.photobucket.com/albums/xx151/pattinperv2/Collages/large-msg-122819231115-1.jpg
That’s them spunkransomlover baby…..so cute. LOOK WHAT HAPPY FRIENDS THEY WERE…so sweet. GOD I’d love to get drunk with Rob and party with him. Sing some songs with him and oh well, we’ve covered that next part….squeek squeek squeek squeek (still laughing over that-it’s now my feature video on my YouTube channel). LOL THANKS FOR THE COLLAGE. So damned cute.
how he talks about putting the award in his car and he doesn’t even have an apartment, less an award shelf, oh I just want to invite the little vagabond in.
Me too NA, I just want to spread my legs and invite the (not so)little vagabond in! That is what you meant isn’t it?
You see why I fake married her? She’s so pervy, gotta love our spunkransomlover! lol
muwah!!!!!
Totes on the flirty Rob, Scilla. I was watching all my TIVOed Rob interviews last night and saw the one from the TODAY show when Jenna Bush whateverherfuckingmarriednameis interviewed him. She was GOD awful as an interviewer but Rob was flirting his ass off. So damn adorkably cute. The poor girl didn’t know what had hit her. Another victim of the Rob dazzle. R.I.P.
In that second video where Rob’s being interviewed, you guys see STEPHANIE in the background? Her hair looked so pretty. To think she let him crash on her couch back then when he first came from London to audition for Twilight. Steph is an angel. She’s been good to Rob…
I would have insisted that he crash in my bed.
She certainly has, PMD. It’s almost like she is a substitute mother at times BUT just wonder bout those two sometimes…… Here’s a question for all my fellow hOOrs. Could you be “just a friend” to that man and NOT try to tap that? I confess that I could not. I’d be gettin’ him all kinds of drunk and working some cougar magic on his ass.
***LMOA*** EOR….Yeah I supposed I could be friends with HHH for a time being….***Highly unlikely, but I’d try, cause I really would like to know who he is and what makes him tick***
Some of the best relationships between a man and woman first developed as a friendship…so yeah it is possible. I’m not saying that I wouldn’t be lusting after him constantly and that I wouldn’t stop thinking about the things I’d want to do to him, but I’d try.
I kinda suspect that Rob isn’t really the ManWhore type, just by the way he is so patient and humble, and takes advice from his father, and I’ve heard on more than one occassion that he is a practicing Catholic, so I think he has some control over his wants and desires….I think he may be the kind of man who likes to date, woo a girl and really get to know her before he takes the plunge so to speak….**I don’t know why, but that is what my instincts tell me about him**… I at least think that Rob is someone who has to be in love with a girl/woman before he can entertain the act of intercourse. Surprising enough, but I do know quiet a few guys like this. Not that they are a virgin or wait until they are married before ever being with a woman, but I know alot that don’t have sex with the woman unless they fall for them. Of course a lot of kissing, and heavy petting and others things can suffice for awhile too…**TWSS**
So it would be fun to try…even though it would be monumentally hard as hell.
So well said,bb! Totes agree with you….the man brings out the primal pervy hoor in me like no other man ever has, yet the inner Rob is what seals the deal for most of us.
WOW! I don’t think I’ve seen these pictures. I didn’t even know who he was in 2008 *face plant*……well I sure as hell do now. These pictures are really hot, I’m needing to right lick these suckers. I sure wish I knew who he was before Twilight so I could have stalked hime when he filmed Twilight in my area…GAH….I can only imagine the trouble I would have gotten into.
That 2nd pic is so mindblowingly gorgeous it’s not even funny. Absolutely one of my favs too…and still, I think I save it every time I see it
If my computer could talk, it would probably scream, “Jesus, woman, how many pics of this dude do you need?!”
I had my mom visiting me a while back and I was showing her all my Rob pics in my photobucket by way of a slideshow. I think I counted SEVEN copies of that picture of Rob with his legs spread really wide wearing the leather jacket. LOL I musta liked it, huh?
Yeah, these pics are priceless Rob gold porn.
Me to…PullMyDaisy…me too! Sometimes I lick and try to save and I get the message “You already have this picture, do you want to save it again?” Damn snarky computer. Of course I want to save it again..and again…and again! One can never have too many pictures of HHH. (AC2 bows down in front of her Robcessed Photo album.)
I showed my Mom some of the pics from my first PB acct, and when I asked her if she wanted to see the pics in my other 2 accts(yes I have 3!) she rolled her eyes and told me I need help! Yeah I need help, help saving more RobPorn! LMFAO!
hehhehhehe hon, I’ve got like 6% space left on my photobucket account and it’s ALL ROB pics. I will be joining you in the land of second Photobucket accounts. YOU HAVE THREE? WHERE DID YOU FIND ALL THOSE ROB PICS? LINK PLEASE. lol slapping hands together…..more Rob pics to troll and roll with.
THREE!!!!! Nah, you don’t need help, you are just a Rob lovin’ woman! You go girl!
Omerta~ Just smile, pat your computer and repeat after me;”When it cums to RobPorn, there’s no such thing as too much, too many or too BIG!!”
Yep, I kind of giggle when I sift through the spank bank and end up finding multiple copies of the same pic. Ironically, it’s the only time my TattWardesque borderline-OCD tendencies for organization do not have me on a 30 minute mission to combine and conglomerate and make sure I only have one copy. Where HHH is concerned, the more the merrier!
Yummy scrummy JAG. These, along with the Sex Drive premiere ones, were amongst the first pix of Rob I ever saved, and did he ever rock that shit. Those first three pix give me jogger’s nipple just sitting at my desk, especially as they’re so big (twss). And that saucy minx who interviewed him – my God, could she be any more obvious about wanting to shag the arse off him? #slut
The pictures are big, not my nipples, in case anyone was wondering.
I was wondering. Thanks for clarifying. LOL Hey I was thinking of you at the science centre in the outer space exhibit. You know exactly where I’m going with this, don’t you???
They only had a picture of a black hole, not a super massive one. Wankers.
Aww, Deb, so sweet that you were randomly reminded of an aging English trollop you’ve never met and her hooha whilst wandering around the exhibits at the Science Centre *gigglesnort* Is it weird that this no longer seems weird? And, yeah, wankers indeed – you’d think, if they were going to have a black hole, they’d go the whole hog and have a super-massive one … I mean, why go for average when you can just as easily have massive? (I may not be talking about black holes anymore LOL)
Fluff~ TeeHee. Yeah, we read your code, bb. And a big fat hairy AMEN to that!
OMR, you hoors are cracking me up! Liz already knows, but my oldest gets very excited when he sees Liz’s avi, “there’s the black hole, mom, there’s the black hole!” (he’s really into astronomy) If he only knew, poor child.
Indeed, Scilla – bigger men than your boy have been lost without trace after venturing too close to my black hole.
LMFAO! Fluffy you are Hilarious!
Ohhhhhh, I forgot about these! How could I??? F*ckhawt as usual. He just gets more beautiful with time. Can you imagine him by the time he hits 30??? He will wipe out the entire female gender with his smoldering hotness!!!
BTW, did anyone read the update to Just Wait? GAH!! that story owns my add big time. Stutterward owns me. I’m so proud of him, but dreading the Bella chappie- what’s been going on with her?
Hsh- I’ve been dreading reading this last chapter. The previous two nearly killed me. Your quick review is giving me hope.
I ‘ll put my big girl panties on tonight and get caught up.
Stutterward is just… he’s so… I want to take care of him and make sure that nothing bad ever happens to him again. He’s the first FF Edward that I haven’t wanted jump!
OMG I love Just Wait, Stutterward totes owns my add! I even started reading Stampede of A Thousand Pulses yesterday, and I’m totes lovin that too!
Oh I started that one too (SoaTP) and I am liking so far!! Stutterward makes me want to hug him to death. GAH. This story gives me heartfail so often, but I love it.
Okay…pant, pant…I was just getting ready to go for a run and I had to come back inside…it seems this past week I lost my pervin’ mojo…I just couldn’t find it and then lo and behold…this morning I find it in the oddest place…some guy (veryy hot) wearing black socks(I thought Rob was the only one who wore black socks while running) ran by me and said hi…damned if my mojo didn’t fall out of his pocket…YES!!!
And everyone’s HAPPY AGAIN See what a sweet sexy smile can do for ya!
http://www.twitpic.com/2ksonz
http://www.twitpic.com/2kspx1
All roads……………..
Black socks while running, love it!
Oh drizl………… that first pic made my day!!!!!! Damn, he’s the CUTEST thing ever. Can’t stop smiling now.
Hai girls, JAG,
I’m in a hurry, but I just wanted to say that I miss you!!!!!!
I’ll be back.
XXX
VANA…..***Nicole runs over to give you a big hug***
Where have you been? I’ve missed you. I know your busy with work and all, but hey, HOW do you go so long without cumming…errrr…I mean coming here to PERV on the Pretty.
Seriously, Hope you are doing well and all is good in your corner of the world.
XXXXXXXXXX
Hi Vana! {{HUGS}} It’s good to see you! Cum back and perv with us more often!
it´s Friday, and I´ve more or less recovered myself from this f*cking cold, and then…
THIS Post???? HOLY SHIT!!!
I mean….. he looks soooooooo hot & beautiful in these vids & Pics…… GAH!!!!
The first Interview-vid is killing me….. He´s flirting, isn´t he??? *swoon*
Can somebody show me how to breathe again, please? Cause I can´t remember anymore……
Remember it is.. IN and OUT… IN and OUT… umm.. sorry I got distracted… what was I saying?
LMFAO NA, I think we were def on the same wavelength!
I’ll help you remember Alice, in then out, in then out. I know this applies to something else but were talking about breathing right now!
Oh, JAG…I just fell in love all over again. For serious.
*HUGE le f*cking sigh*
xo
~DD
Ooh JAG I could just kiss you!! I came in late on things with Rob so I’ve never seen these vids till now. The pics I have seen and I he just looks stunning as usual!! *sigh*
What the hell?! I don’t think I’ve ever seen these pics before! How did that happen?! Oh well, thanks JAG for the “new” goodies for me to save!
I’ve been totally MIA for a while (just busy with RL, oldest kid starting school, and overhauling my entire schedule), but then I realized that today is technically my 1 Year RAoRiversary and I should get my ass over here and post! I can’t believe it’s been one year since I found this magical, beautiful, pervtastic place and couldn’t help but out myself. I wasn’t a regular until January this year, but apparently my first post was September 3.
And to get my day started off right, I actually had a Rob dream this morning! And he was ALL MINE. For once I had one that was actually worth having! LOL He was my boy and I was visiting him at work on set, and he was so thrilled to see me, I got a big ol’ kiss in front of everybody. *sigh* The dream didn’t last long before my alarm woke me (I may have almost thrown it against the wall), but it was way closer than I’ve ever got with him! LOL I think I have Elvis4scilla’s OTI to thank for the inspiration to that one…
Anyhoo, I’m in a good mood today and feel like celebrating, despite an impending root canal I have an appointment for later. LOL I’m gonna try to get on here more often, once things settle down for me. But I just wanted to mark the occasion and thank JAG again for being crazy enough about Rob to start this site in the first place. I ♥ you all!
Happy RAoRiversary!! When you go for your root canal, just pretend it’s Rob drilling you, you’ll be fine!
Bwahahahahahahaha….”Rob drilling you” TWSS!!! FTMFW!!!
LOL! I wish they could just put me under, and then I’d continue my dream where we left off…
OMG, that’s.. I can’t stop fricking howling here!!
This comment reminded me how much I love love love fics with Doctorward. My favourite is The Naked Guy Upstairs. He is just smokin’ in that Fic, and he is Ob-gyn… I mean, can you IMAGINE? Everytime I read that fic, I am melting into a puddle
LOL… rtpgirl, love you hard. *HUGS* PunkyBumpkin on your RAoR anniversary!
Didn’t he say to Jon Stewart about maybe being a dentist if the acting doesn’t work out #asif – bloody hell, I’d have the best teeth in the world if he was my dentist, I’d certainly have no trouble getting over my dentophobia. Drill me, Rob, please!
Congrats, PB, on your 1 year anni. How times flies when one is caught in Rob’s magical spell.
If Rob became a dentist I would have to: a) have all of my dental records transferred to London; 2) move to London and leave my entire family and all of my friends behind–willingly; and 3) need to go to the dentist every week for an oral exam by the “dentist.” Yeah…in the dentist’s chair….
Oral exam… *dead*
There we go. I will plant that image firmly in my brain and this will be the most pleasant root canal I’ve ever had. LOL
Glad OTI inspired you.
Just a word of warning on your root canal, um, the anesthetic can sometimes make your heart race and if you’re also going to be dreaming of HHH giving you an “oral exam,” you might have to be hauled off for an irregular heartbeat. Be verra careful.
Happy RAoRiversary PB!<3
Happy Perving Anniversary, bb! *raises cocktail glass in a toast to PB*
I have always adored Hollywood Awards Rob. He’s one sexy motherf*cker! JAG, thank you for bringing him back int0 the spotlight today. He so deserves it!!
Did’ja ever notice that Rob holds long cylindrical things (i.e., awards, microphones,etc.) as if they were a peen? He has a grip that looks like he has an intimate relationship with things that are loooong. Just sayin’
*COUGH*WANKBERT*COUGH*
Bwahahahahahahahahah….(AC2 wipes away a tear) “Wankbert”…. Bwahahahahahahaha!! (whew….) Oh wait…I just got an image of Wankbert in the shower. Now that’s nothing to laugh at!
No that’s something to drool at(on)!
Oh sweet mary mother of all that is f*cking beautiful in this world!! Rob… All wet… Water streaming down across his shoulders, rolling down those shoulderblades, over my birthmark, and then still further across that gorgeous firm add and down the thighs…. One hand splayed open on the tile, keeping him steady, while the other, slick with suds, runs, lightly at first and then firmer, up and down… up and down, twisting slightly at the tip, giving a little extra friction. His grip tightens the smallest bit with each pass. His head hangs to his chest, eyes hooded and dark. His breath speeds as his hips begin to thrust forward to meet his own flesh. There’s a low rumble from his throat as he nears the edge and then flies over it, sensation pooling low and then exploding.
*pants* *shakes head* *lights a cigarette*
I’m sorry. Where was I?
OMFG JG…..THUD!!!
Damn! Pass me a ciggie too JG!!!!!
Holy Crap JAG! You definitely know how to rev up a girls Friday night…I just wish my man was home right now. This is our 7th year anniversary weekend and I’m planning to read as much FF as I can and then act it out with him. He won’t know what’s hit him. Thanks for the jump start
FUCK ME!!!!! DID SOMEONE SAY “WET ROB THIGHS”?????
oh gawd….
Jazz girl said….
“Rob… All wet… Water streaming down across his shoulders, rolling down those shoulderblades, over my birthmark, and then still further across that gorgeous firm add and down the thighs….”
pant pant pant …..YER KILLIN ME GIRL!! KILLIN ME!!
BUZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ
OH BY THE WAY, MY AMAZON BOUGHT VIBRATORS “SHIPPED TODAY”. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(such a perv).
BUZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZ Can’t wait!!!!!!
You know that scene in Finding Nemo, where Peach the Starfish is being tortured by the creeptastic little girl Darla banging on the glass and she’s screaming, “Find a happy place, find a happy place, FIND A HAPPY PLACE!!” ? Well, when RL is kicking my add, the DH is being a DB, the monkeys are acting like apes let out of a zoo or the rest of the fam puts on display why my family puts the “fun” in dysfunctional, THIS, RIGHT HERE is my happy place. I visit HollywoodRob (is it sad that I cringe calling him that?) in my head. I see THAT PICTURE… you know the one… with his head slightly inclined forward looking to the right and he’s eye-f*ck staring up through those eyelashes with his mouth slightly open, the intensity on his face just melting right through every layer of clothes on my body… Yeah, THAT one. Jesus that stare is so intense it’s like a physical touch to all my most highly sensitive ladybits. There are only two words I can form looking at these pics… HOLY FUCK!!
Amen, sister! Preach it! Another truly great Rob is…IMHO…Tokyo press conference Rob! Rob in that brown suit and shirt and tie just melts me. He’s got that “I finally fucked the girl I wanted” look and that suit makes his shoulders look a mile wide! And that vid where he watches Pinky’s ass as she swishes it at him and he licks his lips………Oooooooooo, Rob! Naw-teee. You can see his erection on his beautiful face! Ok…back to a little housework. The cleaning lady comes tomorrow so I have to clean the house today.
AC2~ Sistah, TokyoRob is a whole other ballgame. What I love most about YHARob is how sort of lost in the whole thing he was. It was the introduction to shy, unassuming and completely unimpressed-by-the-Hollywood-shit Rob that we all know and love. He had no idea he should even HAVE a filter, let a lone try to use it. He was almost painfully honest at times, which was so disarmingly charming you couldn’t help but fall ass over ankles for the man. These were actually some of the first interviews I watched when I started
cyberstalkingchecking out Rob. He had two of my multiple personalities warring with each other… the MamaBear who wanted to hug him and do his laundry and teach him to cook a little bit, and the h00r who saw the hellian underneath the humble who wanted to shove him up against a wall and drop to my knees.But, TokyoPressConferenceRob… well shit. Don’t even get me started on all the ways he was playing us like a finely tuned piano…
Not the same ballgame? Hell, Jazz, Tokyo Rob ain’t even the same fuckin’ sport!!! Thanks to Samuel L. Jackson–Pulp Fiction–for that line. I’ve been waiting a long time for the opportunity to say that and you handed it to me on a platter with Rob’s
dickface on it! And just let me pay my highest respect to you for that Wankbert scenario you detailed up above. Thank-you, thank-you, thank-you. I started smoking again after that story! Whew!!The two words that CUM (twss) to mind for ME when I see that picture you describe are: “FUCK *ME*”. gahhhhhhhhhh The most beautiful man I’ve ever seen……sexiest mother fucker EVER. His mom and dad sure steered him right….model and then acting hints……they knew he was beautiful beyond belief. THANKS MOM AND DAD PATTINSON for turning the world on to your son! GAH…….
I remember watching that first video. God, it was such a long time ago, and he was so shy and unassuming then. ***happy sigh*** It was great that he had Camille with him that night, probably helped his nerves. As usual, he looks indescribably sofa king hawt. No surprise whatsoever.
Happy Labor Day weekend everyone!!
You, too, bb! I’ll be Rob pervin most of the weekend.
This post is wonderful. I adore me my Rob stills but I am a puddle when I see live action. Has anyone ever mentioned how his animated face is mezmerizing? Anyone? Am I the 1st?
Girlpower…it’s those eyes that look deep into your soul; and it’s those lips. Those kissable, lickable bite-able(?) lips. So full, so pouty, so pink, so……excuse me, have to leave my computer now………………………….Buzzzzzzz
and his sexy eyebrows going up and down and up and down….er….what was I saying? LOVE animated faced Rob. That’s probably what pulled me into loving him as well along with his lack of filter. He was just so EXCITED and EMOTIONAL and INTENSELY ANIMATED and it was just such a JOY to see it. He’s given us all SO MUCH JOY. He’s got charm out the ass…..and an ass that’s charming as well. LOL GAH I love him!
These photos just make me want to throw him down on his back, straddle him, and
tweeze that unibrow!
And heck, while we’re already in that position….
Hey leave the unibrow alone! No tweezers, shaving implements, etc. are allowed near Rob EVER! That’s a big NO NO!
Only my tongue is allowed near his unibrow! Just sayin!
I totes you Spunk….I like Rob Natural…NO DAMN MANSCAPING!!!!! I like him with scruff and his eyebrows just the way they are…makes him look MANLY!
OMG I totes love Rob from the Young Hollywood Awards, he was Sofa King Hawt there! Like other Angelz have already mentioned he was so much like RomeRob! Thanks for posting those videos JAG, I hadn’t seen them all before! As you all prob already know I love making and sharing collages, so here are some YHA ones that I thought I’d share
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/Public%20Appearances/Award%20Ceremonies/younghollywoodawards_15-1.jpg
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/Public%20Appearances/Award%20Ceremonies/younghollywoodawards_8-1.jpg
Here’s one that you didn’t post JAG, it’s one of my faves! Sofa King Adorkable!
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/Public%20Appearances/Award%20Ceremonies/younghollywoodawards_3.jpg
oh HONEY….that’s SO CUTE. I’ve never EVER seen that one! I LOVE IT!!! LICK CLICK AND LICK AND LICK AND LICK AND WHAT? oh ok, lick, click and save.
THANKS BB!!!!!!!!!!
hello girls, this is off topic and more appropriate for Sinday but I don’t know if I’ll be around…
I’ve found this blog and it has direct links and downloadable copies of a lot of FF’s… I’m pretty new with all this so I don’t know if this download thing is correct… I guess it is if you do it for personal use only and you don’t profit or make copies or any sh*t like that right? this is the link
http://aurorafades.blogspot.com/2009/04/completed-fan-fictions.html
the thing is… it has a copy of The Office… so there is where I don’t know if it is right, because tby789 pulled it out so… I don’t know… I hope I’m not doing anything wrong by sharing this link
*runs into RAoR home & drools*
I LOVE, LOVE HFF ROB
thanks for the f*ckhawt pics and vids JAG!!!
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm66/jolori54/sharin%20RP%20is%20caring/25.jpg
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm66/jolori54/sharin%20RP%20is%20caring/st.jpg
jolori, bb! *runs & hugs*
good to see ya!
thanx for the yummy Pics!
*big squeeze* good to see you too dear!! haven’t heard from you for a while! hope all is well your way!!
I love all these photos from HFF…think I said that already!
oh always yummy pics when it’s him
Oh, God, I hadn’t seen most of these pictures. Where the f*ck have I been. Thank you so much for making my day. Right-lick and save.
I have not seen these vids. How precious is he. Still FUCKHAWT though. But you can see the innocence there. I guess baby boy had to grow up. Makes me want to say “come to momma, I’ll make all better”. heehee
**sigh** those vidds….
why can’t we all have one Rob sitting on our nightstands? to pull to our beds when ever we want? ***reallylongsigh***
Imma melancholic hoor today, I don’t know why…
((((hugs)))) Hope this helps, bb!
thanks bb! it really does!!
((((hugsback))))
In the first video where he gets interviewed after getting an award, he is totally flirting with the pretty lady doing the interview
Aaargghhh! Fucking RL is digging it’s grubby little nails in me again and I gotta go, but before I do I wanna share this YHA gif
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/Gifs/hollywood-awards.gif
Have a great day all!<3
that is totes adorable and hawt thanks SRL!
* sigh* *swoon*
thanks so much for the hollwood Rob gif hon. You left so much sweet Rob porn today….MUWAH!!!!!
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY!!!! AND GREAT HOLIDAY peeps!
OK, so I have seen the first video before and this was where my love of him began, but I had never seen the other pics and vids….I just don’t know what to say that hasn’t already been said all over this blog…other than I second every one of everyones comments….he’s the only man that could get me to leave my family and follow him across the world, while he makes his movies…..OK, I have finally said it out loud and now I know why my husband and son are worried about my Robsession
Thanks for all of these pictures…..gotta go take a cold shower now!!!!
IKR?? He affects me the same way,bb. I’d give up just about everything and follow his ass wherever he went. I’ve NEVER felt this way about ANYONE before and it’s a little scary at times. But you only live once and I’m a happy hOOr knowing I’m not alone in my love of this amazing man. He is the definition of f*ckhawt unique.
Just leavn a little love for you h00rs before the weekend starts. I thought this was hot:
Very nice RHL…thanks for sharing.
indeed it is*
thank you
SSSLLLUUUUUURRRP! *saves to favorites* Thanks for sharing!
*wipes away drool* How did I miss these pics?! R-L-S I’m about to break my wrist from all the pretty…more pretty filin’ my folder…yeah, apparently my Rob mojo is back.
Forgot to tell you ladies: Last night someone Tweeted they were having dinner and Rob was at the next table. This was at around 11:00 pm. She didn’t say anything else. Today, I find out the restaurant is 20 minutes from me! Next time, I’m telling Elvis I have an errand to run and go have me some dinner with Rob.
No, but seriously, I wouldn’t bother him, well maybe just a little…on my way to the ladies’ room, I might “accidentally” trip and land in his lap. Oops.
Land in his lap face down….Snort…I’m sorry I couldn’t resist Scilla bb!
That was Jessi Cruickshank – a transplanted Torontonian who used to host The Hills aftershow from here with Dan Levy (Eugene’s son). Looks like it was a cool resto. Am totes jealous of your proximity to him Scilla!
I may actually go check out Jackson Rathbone’s free 100 Monkeys show (thanks JAG!) on Sept. 20 as part of the opening bash for TIFF. It’s a Sunday night but who cares…you never know who you might see!