Okay, so Google WTFs are one of my fave types of posts here at RAoR because seriously I LMFAO when I go through my stats. Lately, they have been off the hook funny and all kinds of fucked up…which is a WIN!
UNF is right!
unf! the belamifilm.com – oh hell yea!
shut up and sleep with me gif – um WTF, no idea anyone? anyone? Beuller?
zac pattinson sex – ewww just ewww
erika lust - ok which one of you h00rs is named erika? lol
girl on sofa – sofa king random?!
why am i lusting after edward cullen? – well duh! Please see GIF above. SWOON!
“robnana nut muffin jeans” – best jeans eva! Oh where are they Rob? Please wear them soon.
robert pattinson look alikes – we will accept NO SUBSTITUTES! This means you Efron!
sweet bulge – oh yes sweet, sweet bulge *le sigh*
sweet bulging Robnana Nut Muffin Jeans. *ignoring the nana jumper* ACK
eclipse cast hanging out – um really? who cares.
robert pattinson feeling tipsy – so toniiiiee webreeeein youuuu and oneeeee youuuuuuuuuu a firslooooookkk
tell me that you’ll open your eyes miho – um WTF
robert pattinson bald spot - MP is that you lol
I see a lil patch of skin 
PS wetRob is always a win!
poems about muffins – OMG dood someone got the fright of their life when they found ‘I Love Muffins’ LMFAO
stay at home mom is soul robbing – how in the hell did they end up here and kinda true
grandpa kissing robert Pattinson – oh no you diiiidn’t. WTF are you thinking. Geriatric-Slash-FIC!
days like this swimmingbee -clueless?!
HOTHOTHOTHOBO
hairless cat in sweater – really seriously, maybe hairless pussy in a sweater would get you here but cat #whatev
robert pattinson lobster – bib? hat? Its all fuckhawt!
tandom acts of rob – yes I would LOVE to do Tandem Acts to Rob
Yep, I'd tandem that
am i first? *dance around naked*
i lust him because he is so lustable. nuf said
Me too! Me too!
Lustable, lickable and downright f*ckHAWT!! Amen!!!
Amen to that one Jazz….that is IT in the nutshell.
ROFL the “we don’t need substitute thing” and then followed by efron. just freaking mkaes me laugh.
*TEARS*!!!! these are always so hilarious
I know, I can’t stop laughing!!! Thanks for sharing JAG!!!
Sure is….I cannot even remember what I googled to wind up here.
Lobster hat JAG?!! Too funny, but yes he would look fuckhawt in something that ridiculous too!
What a fucking HOOT these are! JAG, your comments make me laugh til I fall out of my chair.
robert pattinson feeling tipsy – so toniiiiee webreeeein youuuu and oneeeee youuuuuuuuuu a firslooooookkk
aaahahahahahahaaaaa!! I loooove love love this!!! And I love love love you for posting it!! I clearly remember texting with my friend that night ‘OMG HE’S DRUNK OFF HIS *SS!’ hahahahahaaaaa!!!
For a moment there, I thought for sure he was going to tip over and fall into the pit of despair…where he’d no doubt have been torn limb from limb and not felt a thing, thanks to his inebriated state!!
love it….
Fill me in. Post the pic.
OMG…..have I totally missed a drunk rob vid? please post!
So this is a very low quality version, but you can tell he’s a bit tipsy LOL
Effing hysterical. This was my first runin with DrunkRob and the night I totally fell in love with the fact that he drank like a fish!! He’s just sofa king adorkable. Drunk Rob FTMFW!!!!!
Lurvin me some drunk Rob! I heard from the bartender that served him in Chattanooga that our boy loves his Patron shots along with his beer. *raises shot glass to Rob* Cheers, sweetie!
**LMAO** EOR…ahhh Patron…..I like that stuff too….I bet he was recieved well in TN….I didn’t get a chance to go and see him as I had a friends grandma who had a heart attact…and I was only a few hours away at the time….***SAD PANDA***…Oh well, that is how the beer flows…
**ROFL** Drunk Rob is funny…. after all the shit he has to go through I think it is only fitting that he have fun and lets his hair down….it’s no big surprise that he drinks….like I….errrrr….none of US have ever been tipsy or drunk…..***LOL***….I’d love to partay with HHH and get trashed with him…I think he’d be a damn blast and a half!!
Check these out….**LMAO** HHH has such an expressive face…especially when he is drinking…
http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy304/PattyPattz1/Partying%20Rob/004_full-Copy.jpg
This one is a classic too….this is from earlier in the year for the RM London Premier and afterparty….he was very trashed here….
http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy304/PattyPattz1/Partying%20Rob/robert-pattinson-drunk-150×150.jpg
Oh embarrassing. I totally googled the jeans and landed here the other week because for once and for all I needed to know which ones they were and was too shy to ask someone *dies*
Don’t be embarassed hon…..they are the sexiest jeans EVER and seeking out the “robnana nut muffin jeans” by any means necessary is NORMAL for any healthy, hot blooded woman on the planet. Welcome HOME!! You have found home!
Naw, thanks for the welcum
Welcum welcum welcum, MsInnaiy!! OH YEAH BABY!! Those jeans are the stuff of fantasies…or…errr… are stuffed with our fantasies??? What the hell ever!! Good gods those buttonflies… with the distressed thighs, showing just how tightly they hug THOSE THIGHS….*drools* Mmmmmmmmmmmmm… And the little rip in the knee… I don’t know what it is about his knees. Knees should so not be sexy. But, on HHH, OH THE ARE SMEXY!! One of my favorite scenes in HP&tGoF is the Black Lake Challenge, when they are all standing on the docks and RobRic is standing there all shivering with his cute little knees just peeking out under his trunks… DAMN!! I just want to wrap him up and keep him warm, starting by kissing those adorkable knees. The buttonflies just tease us with the barest glimpse… And don’t even get me started on what they do for the HHP!!! *THUD*
http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/y345/floren83/HP%20Goblet%20of%20Fire/ceddie-21.jpg
Floren you rock bb….I’ve always had a thing for Cedric…that is how long I’ve been perving on HHH….I haven’t seen that picture in awhile, so thanks bb….Even then he still had it going on!!
Thanks bb!! my pervyn’ didn’t really kicked in till Twilight but I have really good memories of Cedric… I think I’ve already said this… but I have a particular fantasy… remember the scene when Harry is in the preceptors bath with Moaning Mirtle? she is talking about Big Boy Cedric…¨almost out of bubbles¨… oh how I wish that they make that scene… wet naked Cedric… I bet that Mirtle was moanig alright
p.s. thanks for the recs yesterday!!! I think I’m going to start LTiF this weekend. I really value your opinion and your pervy ass brain too! mwah!
Your Most WELCUM Floren…..
Yeah I have a pretty Kinky mind….**TWSS**…can’t help it though especially with HHH….it just comes so natural.
You will love “Last Tango In Forks”….FOOF is an excellent writer and she did her other one I read “Blood and Lust”….it is an extended version of Breaking Dawn, but sooooooooo much better than BD and full of Lemons. BD by SMeyers just left holes all over to me, and FOOF’s version is excellent. So, LTIF GAWD it is HAWT….you’ll be going crazy wanting to know what is next. Her Edward rocks your socks off…the Lemons are sexy, wild and just leave you wanting more!!!
I’m getting ready to start a few more…One new Dom/Sub and either Darkness or How To Save A Life…not sure.
I’m going crazy to see Black Arrow finish up on “The Blessing and The Curse”….that story is very good and I really hope she completes it like her profile says….I just lost two stories when I found out that the author just pulled all her stuff…..one of them being “The Night She Wore Black”….God I loved that story….I hope she’ll come back and finish it…someday. It’s hard to put in all the time to read and then they just pull it….I know RL can sometimes throw a wrench, but alot of Authors like Sebastian with UoEM at least give us teasers and let us know what is going on….going cold turkey is bad….I hate when that happens.
Enjoy LTIF….you’ll love it…RDM turned me on to it….FOOF has a playlist and all kinds of info on her FF and there is a blog for it on Twilighted as well….
oooo….did someone mention LTiF? Yes floren I pimp this everywhere…….Nicole…..see I told you it was good. Doin a happy dance…..I want this Edward soooooooooooooooo bad.
Oh btw…..I read Tara Sue Me’s The Dominent and The Submissive quite awhile back, but never read The Training. I have it in my fav list on ff and will get to it one day. Anywho….the training updated today???? She is writing a long one shot and this was 1 of 2-3 chappies
JZ….please girl….no more thigh talk….thigh porn is HIGH on my list of HHH’s heavenily attributes…*le drool* is spilling around my feet
Fark the knees, who knew?! Is there no body part that is unsexy there? The forearms are owning me right. now. And thanks for the welcum xx
Welcum to the hoor train. And the jeans….
Here’s some for ya….all close and personal
http://i889.photobucket.com/albums/ac97/rdmickey1989/60929224.jpg
**LOL** RDM….YUMMY….love that collage bb….Gee do you think if I put that on my MacBook anyone would wonder WTF???? ***Giggling…like I’d really give a damn….I have FIFTY Shades on all my Laptops and desktops***….Hmmmm maybe a screensaver…I’d never get a damn thing done though…this is twice today you have put up Peen pics to drive me nuts!!!! Really love the first one….woohoo…I wanna ride too!!!!
Oh now that is a homecoming gift!!!
hehe, totally understandable, and you got brought to the right place! welcome!!
Well WelCum to the H00R Train bb….Rob is obviously packing, and hey I fluv that you are honest and admit it!!!
BelAmi is gonna kill me. I.. just.. WTF The first pic. Rob in 1800′s clothing. I just exploded from that pic alone. Okay got to go visit the hubby. Bye
and the jaw line in that picture…..oh my god HEATHCLIFF! Any romantic lead…..oh so beautiful, huh?
IKR? BA is going to be the death of the H00r population around the planet, we hace to take serious meassures to survive that movie…
OMG how much porn you can put together in a single pic?? Lashporn, pout, jawporn, fingerporn, the muffin, the f*cking endless legs…
*THUD*
yep straight to hOOr heaven after what I hope it will be a butt clenching feast… oh please let it be lots of close ups of that gorgeous bum!!
@Floren….Yeah bb…Bum is nice, but I’d like to see a little……errrr… ALOT MORE!!!! Full Frontal would be Sweeeeeeeeettt! **licking lips**….Just bring your shamwow to the movies with you and have a few drinks before going, as you’ll need something to steady your nerves.
I just can’t get Mr. Darcy out of my head, although Heathcliff is pretty fine too!;)
Oh! Oh! Mr. Darcy! Glad you plugged me into that kittee
HEATHCLIFF!!!!!! Holy Fucking Shitballs Batman!!!! and I’m dead!!!!!
OMFG, Heathcliff…..or Mr. Rochester in Jane Eyre….*glug*
oh IKR? That first pic, with the long coat and even walking past the MBZ, got it just killed me.. I had to do a few double takes, even though I have seen them all before. Just breathtaking.
Outstanding. I always love these posts! There are some crazy peeps out there…even crazier than me and that’s saying so much…
OMR What’s wrong with me that “Tandem Acts of Rob” made me start singing “a bicycle built for twoooooo” Shoot me now. NOW!!! Wait.
http://twitpic.com/2kfmwz/full What? You can’t see me there? I’m right behind Rob with a helmet on and everything. *insert filthy joke about going faster here.*
Whenever I see Rob on the bicycle, all I can think about is the holy peen BALLS are being crushed on that tiny little bicycle seat…..oh the HORROR!!!!! How do they do that and not feel the pain going over bumps in the road and stuff? Poor Rob balls…….. come to mama, I’ll kiss it and make it all better…..
buhahahaha
LMAO
He’s pumping hard! (Just sayin.)
Wish he would pump me!
^ ^ ^ THIS! ^ ^ ^ (hells to the yes!)
Total WIN! LMAO
btw Days like this Swimmingbee is a fanfic by Swimmingbee on Twilighted
Yup , me nerd.
hehe, cool
I know we having a SwimmingBee around, and I know we had a post not to long ago talking about Days Like This, so I thought maybe that was it, but cool to hear about the fan fic one too!
OMG!! I’m LMFAO like always with these posts… Oh and btw i think that the one about the hairless cat is about this…
http://www.refinery29.com/cat-fashion-show-nyc.php/slideshow/1/image/5/
hahahhahhahhahah that poor kitty……THE CUFF….let alone the cat sex hair!
SO damned funny……. I hope Rob’s mom got to see that pic and kept it!
both funny and slightly disturbing. wow- kudos on being able to identify this!
huh..Catward, who knew cats were into cosplay!
Poor kitty! The CUFF…that is tooo funny!
Hey my name is Erika!
sweet!
and my lust is only directed at Rob so hey! it totally might be me
I’m Eryka too (just a diff spelling), but I swear that one wasn’t me!! I know how to get to the best blog on the web without googling it!! LOL!
Cum clean, Twilightie!! It was you. Even with just your name and “lust”, Google knew to direct you to the the hottest mofo on the planet and the best site evah for lusting after him!!!
“Geriatric-Slash-Fic” was my favorite JAG line. So funny……
HOTHOTHOTHOBO is mother fucking RIGHT…..will we ever again see the BOUNTY of “THE PRETTY” pics we got the summer of “Remember Me” filming in NYC? Oh my God we didn’t realize it at the time just how AMAZING that summer really was for Rob porn pics…….. Stunning Rob was fuck me up against the dumpster HOT….for SURE!
*nodding* Yes, Geriatric-slash!! Sofa King funny! I have the perfect old person for Rob at my place of employment.. He’s funny & perverted.. WIN!
Oh that top picture of Rob from the Eclipse premiere in LA…..look at that gorgeous MUG of his…..GAHHHHHHHH. I can never get enough of “The Pretty”. When will I tire of seeing this face? NEVER!!!!!!! Every damned day I want to see it…..gah.
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2010/09/voting-extravaganza-robert-pattinson.html
Hey!!!!
SwimmingBee is me!! And Days Like This is my fanfic from Twilighted! What the!?
Who’s been googling me and ending up here? ROB!? Is that you?!!!
Bwah, haha!
I was so excited for you when I saw that! LOL. All roads…and a shoutout to your Rob fic.
I know, how random! Ha!
Hey, where’s your peach gone? You’ve turned back into a monster! Waaaah!
“tell me that you’ll open your eyes miho – um WTF”……UHHHHHH… I like, for realz, pooed my pants when I read that. WHAT THE FUCK!!?!? I have not laughed this hard in a long time. I did not know what to do with myself after reading that line. I mean, seriously!??! I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!!?
I don’t really understand how search engines work- but perhaps a blend of all the talk about his eyes and “ho” is used a lot in different ways here (usually dirty ones) Just a thought.
maybe I’m way off… but I thik its a line of Frank Miller’s Sin City… Miho is one of the ¨ working girls ¨ of old town
“Tell me that you’ll open your eyes” is a line from the Snow Patrol song, “Open your eyes”.
No idea about the “Miho” thing though!
I think what I love more is that we are all sitting here trying to figure this shizz out. If it has ANYTHING to do with HHH, we MUST KNOW!!!!! LOL!
it’s the name of a Rob or Twilight fic, can’t remember which. Miho is the author’s name
Oh God!! *moans a little* LOL
Not only do I lust for Edward but for other carathers that Rob plays and of cuorse Rob and that’s ’cause he’s so freaking HAWT and adorkable
So this is what I have to say to Rob:
You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel
LMAO (listening to this music right now)
Buena Serra JAG & prostitutas,
That’s good morning JAG (I think JAG is international!!!!!!) and hoors in Italian…tee hee hee
You know in Italian the Robnana nut muffin is:
“robanano noci focacaccinna di pasta lievatata”
THANK GOD I speak English…I never would have found my way here…
I freaking love the Google search days…got up in Rome this AM and said I will post this morning before heading out to search for Rome Rob….errrrrr….rome sights….because everyone is usually in bed by the time I get back to the hotel and I miss you hoors REAL bad…
But JAG…”why am I lusting after Edward Cullen?” Holy F*ck!!!! The question that cannot be answered…I have been asking myself that question since the day Rob walked in the caefeteria as TwiWard…OMG….3 days later I went to see Twilight again by myself, lied t hubs and it wasn’t cause the movie was so good and have been a h00ked h00r evee since….aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
But you know it weren’t me searching cause I could find my way to RaoR in the dark without the internet b*tches….I can find my way here with bad internet from Italy…
I cannot live without this place…love you JAG…and ALL you hoors…
ciao Bella…
I REALLY am gonna go look for Rome Rob…
No….shit…slap me…
I am off to Pompeii…
smooches
have a great day!!!
xoxxoxoxoxoxoxoox
TC1~ Fluv you back, hard, bb. Jealous as hell of you. If you cum across RomeRob, be gentle shoving him in the alleyway. You know how delicate HHH can be. LOL!!!!
oh yeah..I will be gentle when I gently throw him down by the dumpster and gently pull the robaconda out and gently put it in my mou….ooooopsss….lol
I am in Napoli now…they do things differently here…
JG…I fluve you to death my darling!!!!
MWUAH!!!!!!!!
Love you Mrs. R! Make sure you give Mr. R great blow jobs for such a great trip..
My darling hoor, I am taking care of biznatch! I got the con!!!! you would be so proud of Cougar mama!!!! I will tell Mr.C you are looking out for him…see I just showed him this post…..he’s ROFL[His]AO…tee hee
Freaking madly in love with you!
Mrs. Robinson keeping her eye on you!
Bringing a little sumpin back for her baby!!!
*SQUEEE* I love prezzies…
TC1, ti amo, ti amo, ti amo, you so pazza, bb, lol. So happy you’re having a great time in Italia. And prostituta is too nice, if you want to be a true Italian hoor, “putana” would be the word. Don’t say that out loud in Italy, though. Muaaa.
Oh my favorite putana…I was gonna use that word, but then I laughed so hard…Oh yeah…I am walking down the streets of Rome yelling “hi, putana!!” No wonder nobody will talk to me”…ha ha ha haha haha hah ah ahah ah…GAH!!!!!! I f*cking love you so much….next time you and Elvis come with…OK?????
ti amo ti amo ti amo…
You, me and Jennifer do lunch in Pasadena when Icome out for WFE…yep…you know it baby!!!
We must talk when I get back..quitting my job!!! WOot woot!@$(($&$(& SEE What Italy does!!!!
MWUAH!!!
on hon…you are missing hurricane Earl? For the rest of you sistas….
TC1 and I are only 25-30 min apart
hey rdm…hmmmm coincidence…mr.C and I went to Italy in 2003 and left the children alone during Hurrricane Isabel???? We have good timing on our vacays???
baby…we cannot in good conscience brag about how close we are to each other until we have grabbed each others hot asses and got photographic evidence to tweet to the hoors!!!! #hangsheadinhoorshame
Promise when I get back I will make sure we get together…hubs can commiserate and I can share the rob den of iniquity at the house…rrraaaaarrrr….
I already love ya anyway =…….meeting ya is just a formality!!! MWUAH!!!!
Hi it’s Shay, Send pics of my 2nd happy place!! I’m sure JAG won’t mind!
Hey baby…am uploading pics…will share some with ya later…but not to bore the hoors on here…JAG is not interested in the vacay pics of one hoor…I will share later…MWUAH!!!!!!!!!!
Now if the PRETTAY was in the background….we would have something….
We shoulkd exchange emails!!!!
luv ya!!!!!!
That’s cool. I’m not shy about my email. Anyone is welcome. shaytwilight@gmail.com
Email me and I’ll tell you my real name.
*waves to TC1* Hey, hun…Sounds like you are having a great time!
Good luck finding RomeRob, and, hell, bring him back to share with us h00rs, if you do. lol
Love ‘ya HARD! xo
*waves back madly* I think I got some blinding reading to do????
I already know it’s like finding where’s waldo…he’s not here..he’s in West Hollywood looking for Wings…at Jimmy Kimmels or Jimmy WTF’s???? but Rome Rob was so F*CK hawt…he left a residual effect…
and TC don’t share food nor Rob…sorry…I am like the Romans…I came…I saw…I conquered…I kept to myself…#selfishhoor
love you harder!!!
TC1….Ciao’ Bella…..”When In Rome…Do as The Romans”…..Giggling….How are you doing over there in Italia? You better be coming home soon, or you won’t want to leave and go back.
We’d love to see your pics when you get back. Hope your having the time of you life….**Somehow I know you are…bet they really like you there too**…
Salute….
Ti Amo TC1……
Yep we love our home here…and Perving on HHH…so glad you have an internet connection and can post even while being in Roma.
Go find RomeRob and bring him back here…**wink, wink** tell HHH there are lines of woman…errr…H00RS **Putana** just waiting for him…**LOL**
Salute ed Amore bambina…..
Take lots of pics in Pompeii…it’s phenomenal! Remember our tour guide telling us the white stones (cat’s eyes I think she called them) in the roads were a primitive form of street illumination. Fascinating stuff there!
Dear Hoors I’ve just made a little hot and steamy HHH video… hope you enjoy it! Plase rate it and post comments
I uploaded the “unfinished” video… sorry. Here’s it is, enjoy!
HAWT hon…..just subbed and friended. Awl….I’m your first ?
my first!! ♥ it lol Thanks so much bb!!!
*gulp* Think imma have to get over to YT and sub/friend ‘ya. I’m 999susie and x999susie over there. *runs*
Thanks for your comments! ♥ them!!! Keep them coming. I’m working on the next video, I’ll keep you posted!
Hawt! You’re my kind of hoor. Thanks!
and that is why i LUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**OMFG** Totally HAWT Viddie….I sent you and invite from YT and subscribed to your channel.
Thanks for sharing your vid. Fluv Lusty Eyes!
Just subscribed to you on YT.
“Poems about muffins” and “sweet bulge.” LOL …and what a sweet bulge it is. Yummy.
yeah, I doubt those were the kind of muffins they were thinking about… *chuckle*
Wait… There’s another kind of muffin we should be thinking about? What does it say about me that I no longer have any other reference than the RobnanaNutMuffin? I mean, what’s better than that muffin? What’s this other form of muffin of which you speak and what does one do with it? *bats eyes in innocent curiosity*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
ROTFLMFAO!!!! **wipingtears**
geriatric-slash fic **LOL** Ewww… but that was my fav!! can’t stop laughing!!
Zac Pattinson sex?! SRSLY?! double EEWWWWWW
and why ppl insist with the lookalikes? and yeah Efron we are all looking at you ( by the way just a tip Efron… you are not even close… but if you are trying to get the look… loosen up the make up because you are more like an Adam Lambert lookalike)
Muffin shot ? Oh Girls we have tons and tons and tons.
Latest two to my collection:
http://i889.photobucket.com/albums/ac97/rdmickey1989/Teen%20Choice%20Awards/w6h34l.jpg
http://i889.photobucket.com/albums/ac97/rdmickey1989/today-crotch2-1-1.gif
sorry @floren83…didn’t mean to post under yours
its OK… nothing to be sorry about, and you won’t ever hear me complain about muffing pics **giggles**
ok ladies….if I am MIA the next day or so….I will be holdin on for dear life. I live not to far from the coast of NC and have Hurricane Earl up my add right now. Hurricane Isabel was out last one in 2003 and it re-roofed me !
maybe I will just hold my teddybear and wish for a better place………with Rob
http://i889.photobucket.com/albums/ac97/rdmickey1989/Edward_Cullen_Sleeping__by_ReviveSociety.jpg
Good luck! At least I have New Jersey to protect me from a direct hit, still up for a nasty wknd tho I’m sure
Mick~ We’ll be holding on to you, bb. Batten down the hatches and make sure to put the RobPorn in protective containers. Be safe!!
Hugs and prayers bb* I’m not too far behind ya, in MD*
Praying Earl will be on his way out to sea…
will be thinking about you! stay safe hun!!
Good luck!!! Katrina survivor myself. I know what your going through honey.
Hugs and Prayers, Mickey. *holds M’s hand tight*
Oh, no! Be safe, hun.
Oh! good luck and be safe!!!
Mick, Another “stay safe” from a bit further up the east coast in MD. I’ll be praying for you, and all of NC.
Hugs and prayers for you and your loved ones… Take care bb
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!! Best Google Giggles EVAH!!!!!!!
Oh JAG, seriously, I’m all for the more the merrier… but, some of these people worry me. If you need to ask, “why am I lusting after Edward Cullen?”, well, I have serious doubts about your mental and emotional stability, let alone your eyesight and hearing. Ummm, Zac Pattinson Sex just makes me want to bleach my brain. And, Grandpa kissing Robert Pattinson just makes me go, HUH??
On the other hand, Tandom Acts of Rob makes me laugh, because someone’s jizztyping before they even get here, and yeah, we’d all Tandem that!!! And, if there IS a Shut up and sleep with me GIF that features HHH, we need to find that motherfucker and distribute it in multiple formats!!!!
Ahhh, Google Giggles FTMFW!!!!
PS Was Swimmingbee looking for her own post on Rob Told Me There’d Be Days Like This? Aww, Swim, I hate it when I forget what the hell I said, too. LOL!
Oy! Hehee, no, I wasn’t looking for my own post! Bwah, haha!
“Days Like This” is the title of my Rob fanfic on Twilighted… Someone’s been randomly googling my fanfic and ended up here!? Yowza! Connections, connections…
that’s totally cool that it was a google for your fanfic, SB, and also that it brought them here as well! You’re famous!
Oh, I’m totally famous.
I’m off to sell my own autograph on ebay now!
For you hand/fingerporn h00rs that may have missed this:
http://i769.photobucket.com/albums/xx340/FMPattz/Rob/hands.jpg
hum…must be praying none of us get a holt of him
ok… just me.. or is it like a straight arrow from the muffin down to the tip of the fingers… unf!
RHL — Thigh porn tooo…OMG a three-fer!!!
Jag…thanks….so, so funny…I think I got here by googling- RPatz tight grey pants- View.
I experienced the most, I mean the most bizarre symptoms after I read Twilight and saw Rob as Edward Cullen in the movie for the first time.
What I felt was a constant ache deep in my stomach, loss of appetite, not sleeping well at night and obsessive longing to see his image…face or eyes, any body part would do. So how did this happen to a 50+ woman, married for 30 yrs, mother of two sons a few yrs older than HHH. And then to land here on RAoR and find that there is a universe full of us addicted hoors panting after this young gorgeous BUCK! Someone out there needs to do some serious research on this phenomenon. Maybe the theory about Rob and Vlad being from the same BLOODLINE….is more fact than fiction…or that Rob has some unique hormone testosterone chemistry that makes him more irresistible than mortal men. Anyway the line from Twilight haunts me: “I’m the world’s best predator, aren’t I. Everything about me invites you in-my voice, my face, even my smell…(OMG if only)…as if I need any of that!” .So I have lost some extra pounds, exercise regularly, and I haven’t felt or looked younger in years. I won’t even mention the effect on my libido…ahem mm…
Jody-join the club girlfriend! Married 23 years and have 3 boys and I have never found my hubby as sexy and attractive as I have the last 3 years. All because of one man and you beautiful angels here on this site! I refuse to feel guilty about pervin here!
Here-here, Cheers, Hallelujah Sista!!!!!
Soon to be 40. Married 20. Lost 50 pounds, check. Two boys 18 & 11. The hubby? Well he HATES all things ROB (ask me if I even care. HELL TO THE FUCK NO). Sex life, every chance we get. So he doesn’t complain too bad.
Falling in line with the lot of you. I may be slightly younger, but the effect has been the same. Been married 11 years, and with the DH for 15. I know in my heart that there ain’t a snowballs chance in hell that I’m ever getting with the man. But, he’s the stuff fantasies are made of. He gives me hope for the future of the male species. And that magic seems to rub off on the DH. That the DH seems to understand, support and even enable my addiction/fantasylife just really helps him out … ALOT!!!
Right there with with hon. Been married 21 yrs. Oldest is just 5 yrs younger than Rob. Libido after Rob and ff? THRU THE ROOF
**LOL** I agree and understand where your coming….errr….cumming from….**Giggling** Your never to old or too taken to appreciate someone so friggin HAWT like Rob…..Just because your Married, Engaged, Dating or whatever…YOUR NOT DEAD or BLIND!!! He’s so Gorgeous and def every woman’s fantasy.
Heres something I dug up off one of my servers for all the PattinHOORS/Angelz….enjoy. Says it all for me Ladies!!!
http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy304/PattyPattz1/pic6.png
And just cause we’ve been talking about RobMuffin and those Fab ButtonFly Jeans and OMFG…the PEEN….here’s your sign!!!!
http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy304/PattyPattz1/Meltsinyourmouth_ComlSlogan.jpg
as you gals know, same story here, also a bit younger, but yeah, married for 10 years, two young kids, but still libido was way down, and then got pregnant again despite birth control because i think of the frequency. Love all you gals here, you all make me feel normal!
I know Jody, so many lines from Twilight just resound so true for Rob. “Everything about me draws you in, my voice (oh god yeah), my face (definitely), even my smell (ahhh cigs, beer and heaven) as if I would need any of that.” And for the fans, his lines “You are like my own personal brand of heroin” and “I don’t have the strength to stay away from you anymore” TOTES truth for me!
I honestly don’t know what the explanation REALLY is. Him and him alone? Probably not. A daily dose of Robporn mixed with a little bit of the real stuff via twitter/tumblr? Fanfiction? Hanging with you pervy little things? Some combination of all of the above? Maybe. But something has definitely been awakened in me. It’s not just going to the gym 5 days a week and losing 10 lbs or wearing all kinds of shit from VS that I haven’t always been one to spend tons of money on or more frequent use of the jackrabbit or, well you get the idea. I think my overall attitude and, thus, demeanor has changed since this insanity started. Changed to the point that I have gotten comments about how lately I give off a vibe that suggests that I need/want a good fucking – which makes sense becuase suddenly I do.
Amen sista! My sentiments exactly! I haven’t lost the weight yet….work in progress as always…..but I’ve never felt younger either! Then add in FF and all you lovely h00rs I’ve never been happier!! I’m on my way to Minneapolis for a weekend with the fam and DD. I won’t be around much, but I’ll def check in on Sinday!
*waves at my wifey beckys76*
JF, You’ve been reading my mind or what??? I’m in! 50++++++ married 31 years, 3 boys, one older and one the same age as HHH plus a DD as well. My trip into Robsession sounds so freekin’ similar – and what a lovely trip it’s been…
So why is it that I love lusting over “this young gorgeous buck” as you so aptly put it JF?? Because it feels good to feel “the stirrings” again. Goodness that sounds pretty antiquated doesn’t it? But I think y’all knowhatimean. Yup, I know I’ll never get to see my fantasies realized with that hot mess of a man, so I just enjoy working them out on DH.
Shay~ I feel ya girl. Same with DH here – thinks I’m nuts spending time in my Rob and ff-land – but I couldn’t give a flyin’ eff. Considering what the perving has done to this babe’s libido – he should be singing Rob’s praises and reading along with me!!
I read an article way back last year some time about some University academic who was tasked with researching what it was about HHH which had so captivated such a wide diversity of women. Apparently, she spent several months looking into it, watching his movies, and checking out all the blogs, talking to women about their Robsession, etc, etc ….. and guess what? She had to withdraw from the research project because she realised she was no longer impartial – she had totally fallen under the spell of all that gorgeousness. Poor woman ….. someone should have told her: resistence is futile.
Hell yes, I’d tandem that!!
zac pattinson sex- You’ve gotta be one sick puppy to come up with that!
I can’t remember how I got here. I’m just glad I did!
LOVE google-giggle days!
Omg! “Shut up and sleep with me gif” …I made a gif.. *does a little jig* Its
kind ofReeeaallly crappy but, meh.. Do you have any idea how hard it is to screen cap and crop pictures in a viddy.. Its hard. (twhs)“Sweet buldge” – Let me just take the time to express my
not so goodfeelings about that pic.. Like its not bad enuff that he’s wearing a cable knit sweater, but he has to have it stretched to the max AND have another jacket on top. *shudder* Im sure it wasn’t THAT cold. The end.Today is day 12 of 30 Days of Rob! Here’s a link to my post.. This is such a fun little game!
http://ginaransom.tumblr.com/post/1053165715/30dor-day12
Ginaaa, that’s awesome!
What is awesome? *confused blond* the gif or my Rob-in-a-cable-knit-sweater bashing?
Oh I know what my response is for this one…
“I’m just like the tool, I’m a tool, I’m a big, hard tool.”
http://wouldyoutapthat.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/imjustatool.mp3
Cracks me up everytime.
Runner up would definitely be for us cougars, when the gal said that she felt dirty about lusting after a 24 year old.. and he said
“Feel dirty about it, feel like it’s wrong”
http://wouldyoutapthat.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/feeldirty.mp3
The guy’s lack of filter always gets me.
Ohhh! I love the “feel dirty about it” one! The whole interview that that quote came from is so funny!
Found it! Love this 3 part interview:
Only posted the link to the first but parts 2 & 3 are in the related column…
I know, I love this whole interview!
NA those were exactly the ones that came to my mind yesterday when I’ve read the list !!!!!**LOL**
I also like ¨I get it liked by 12 year old virgins ¨ he was talking about his hair… who says things like that?!, he is sofa king funny!! :LOL:
“Shut up and let me sleep with you GIF” is this one from Japan, Feb. 2009. For all his adorkableness, what I love about this GIF is that we get to see Rob’s naughty side, wait til the end to see him cast his eyes down to the ass and legs, then he licks his lips wantonly, and then…the devilish smirk. Priceless. Rawwwr tiger. Hi Robbie.
http://www.thebachelorgirl.com/images/ATK08.gif
Scilla~ I LOVE LOVE LOVE that gif!! I didn’t know it was called that. I always just call it, “Rob addchecking Pinky” LOL!! Besides, at that point, I’m pert sure she’d already followed his orders!! Hence the oh-so-saucy-and-satisfied smirk on her face. Yes, that smirk at the end… Downright f*cking priceless!! You can almost see him planning… Oh sweet jesus, but to be privy to those thoughts… or the subject of them! *THUD*
PS Where are Scilla’s pretty peaches?
Hey,you’re right, who ate my peaches?!
Well, I know who you’re WISHING would eat your peaches!! LOL!!!!
Awww, Scilla, your monster-thingy is cute! Mine looks a little, er, scary . . . and maybe kinda . . . pervy. LOLsss
hey…where are the peaches ?
and Susie….your’s does have a vera vera loooooonnnggg and interesting tongue there.
kinda like HHH
lmao… I took it as literally someone wanted to sleep with an actual .gif image.. *blonde* But I like your thinking better.. He looks sofa king sexy in that gif…
Gina, sofa king funny. And yes he looks so hot, he just smolders in that one.
man.. another time where I would give my eye teeth for Rob to look at me like that… RAWR indeed!
LOVE these posts….
poems about muffins, and finding “I Love Muffins” … bahahahaha
HOTHOTHOTHobo = *thud* <— me falling off m'chair.
and — "Tandem" Acts of Rob — *snicker*
Finally, BIG *hugs* to everyone! Mwahhh!
What always cracks me up about these, is there is not even any mention of Rob and still it brings them here. Absolutely love that!
Off topic… and I was mentioning on twitter yesterday, I’m not a patient person.. so I am having a lot of trouble waiting until April 15th for WFE, so I was thinking about constructing a time machine and traveling forward to about November next year and picking up WFE on DVD, I would be willing to pick up DVDs for all the h00rs, and I found the time machine on ebay, now I just need a group fund to buy it, what do you think? I think it comes with extra plutonium…
http://bit.ly/9KgD0K
LOL!
Have a good day angelz!
Totally off topic again, but as Nicole mentioned yesterday, I am a total Fifty h00r, and while doing my weekly check to see if Icy has updated MOTU II, I was rewatching Biel’s amazing MOTU video, as always she is amazing, but I forgot how awesome this vid is, and I know we got a few gals that are just getting into the MOTU story, so I thought I would post it for those who haven’t seen it yet. (And no… no chapter 3 yet…)
Mmmmm yep… I would never get tired of that vidd… I’m so glad that Fifty is back!!! I wish Icy could update more often but we can’t have it all right?
Fucking hawtttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the other day I was looking for some sexxxy lingeririe and I came across with this … what do you think Fifty would do if he sees you wearing this? pervy fantasies in 3 2 1…
http://www.agentprovocateur.com/hosiery/stockings/info/whip-me-stockings~flesh
hum…I think he would say we need to come up with a safe word. Stop won’t work, because you will say it and not mean it.
lol mickey! perfect!
OOOooo I fluv good lingerie…AP is good and I love LaPerla….
This is what I imagine FIFTY would LOOK like after seeing those stockings…..***LOL***
http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy304/PattyPattz1/DomWard-FIFTY%20SHADES/7k5.jpg
And did you say SAFE Word RDM….HolyMoly…HHH looks FuckHawt in this pic…***UNF<UNF*** THUD
http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy304/PattyPattz1/DomWard-FIFTY%20SHADES/22_FIFTYSHADES_stopwontbeenough.jpg
OMR, the scruff, and the smirk and the finger on the mouth… DED
@NA….I fluv pics of the Pretty with his tongue out or playing with his mouth….you are so right bb….**UNF<UNF** THUD!!!!
totes agree Nicole. Fingers around his mouth and smirking turns up the tingling sensation !
@RDM….GAWD the things I think in my PERVY mind when I see that picture….Hmmm that mouth, that Tongue, those Fingers…..***UNF***…HELL you could do fabulous things with just those things….let alone BigRobbie…***ooooooOOOOOO***…..RobHaze has been bombarding mind all damn day.
Stumbled across this and wanted to share.
http://www.cracked.com/video_16077_clitter-body-glitter-your-vagina.html
lol.. it turned my Labia into a Yay! Bia…. PMSL
LMFAO!! the side effects!!! sparkle babies and fabulous looking herpes **LOL**
OMG…Littleb that clitter viddie was too funny…made me think of Rob and the Glittah Lube shiz…. thanks for sharing.
OK hOOrs, where is Debbo? Hope you are alright BB, we miss you.. come out and play!!
She’s here, she’s PullMyDaisy now
Look at above posts… *waves at Debbo*
*Waves to Debbo* how come I missed the name change?
ya know…I knew she was here incognito….Nicole and I discussed this last night. Tween her thigh comments and the hobo ones the past few days ….I just knew it was her.
oh Debbo….why the change? why pullmydaisy ? why not…..pullmyhobo ?
hum? hum ?
Shhhhhh, she’s incognito in the secret agent pattinhoor protection program. I’ll let her explain why. The name comes from a poem or book, can’t remember. Anyway, shhhhhhh.
I hope i didn’t blow her cover.. at least I didn’t use her full name
Well…for those that have NOT visisted Robmaniporn today.
you. must. run. …RUN….RUN…
http://robmaniporn.blogspot.com/
oh yea….i was jjjjjjjjiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiinnnnnnn
now go and you will know why
BZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
Yep RDM…ya just had to drive all the PeenH00Rs totally CRAZY….I sent that out in Email to a few of the H00RS….
GAWD I still haven’t been able to think worth a shit today…..Damn D….there looks to be plenty for us to share….***LOL*** that is a very good mani….I just friggin hate that they put that GAWD AWFUL tag all over the PIC of the Pretty.
Very Pretty Peen bb….Yep I want a Ride too….**ROFLMMFAO**…bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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now nicole……perhaps we need to do some h00r studing and plotter this one for comparison?
oh I so wanna plotter this one. LMFAO
@RDM….Yep that JoyStick is HAWT…..**LMFAO** I bet the Plotter isn’t all you want to do to that thing bb…..**Pony rides anyone……errr….the Baloney Pony**
oh twin….you know me so well…..
F*ck!!! Are you shure it’s not a real one pic?
because that one it’s very accurate to the measurements of the Robnana…
BzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzZZZZZ
Well H00rs & Anglez. We’ve officially identified the second luckiest h00r on the planet… in the effing universe…
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f326/Gin3vra/details02.png
Ummm, is wanting to kill thebyotch a problem? Seriously, she’s occupying the position that takes up 75% of my fantasy bank!! And, who the hell to I have to f*ck to get a copy of the picture I sure as hell hope she snapped while she was sitting in my own personal heaven? Cause I will totally take one for the team if that’s the payoff!!
Wait, I couldn’t kill her straight away though.. So many questions to ask first.
1) How does it feel knowing that millions of women fantasize regularly about sitting exactly where you sat?
2) Please confirm previous measurements calculated by a highly dedicated group of h00rs. 7.83 inches whilst… ummm…. bored.
3) Exactly how hungover was he?
4) The hands…the fingers…. soft and warm as we all fantasize???
I’m sure there’s more, but thinking about the warm, long, strong, wonderful, magic fingers just about killed me.
Answer question 2 – in full awake state. A h00r gotta know.
***LMMFAO*** Jazz I fluv you bb….But, we need to get question to number 2 corrected…….
According to AutoCad and Plotter….the measurements of HHH’s HP is…8 7/8 “…….****7.83 is a little short on the subject matter there**** Seriously, this is what I and RDM both came up with…actually I believe RDM had 8.76 and with help of AutoCad and a very accurate Plotter….the calculation stated 8 7/8″*** So, Now you can be further pissed at that Beotch as the rest of US for being on the place all US PattinH00RS long to be….**sniggering…just wanted to rub it in again……shit now I’m drooling even more.**
RDM started it today…first Peen pics, then thinking about the HP all damn day….00000000OOOOOO just come and scrape me up with a putty knife anytime now….I”m so DED!!!
o.O
8 7/8???
*THUD*
Yep that is what the measurement came out too… RDM and I took pics of his fingers and also a water bottle…(I actually got the same brand of water and measured the bottle), and then we looked at other pics with his fingers on the door jam when he was out last month or so in LA at one of Sam’s concerts and Pics of the Peen out in Malibu….this was all put into AutoCad program and then put on a Plotter (a sophisticated printer used for very large blueprints and such for building and setting lot-lines on property…anyhow it is very accurate)…I explained this so you’d know how we arrived at this measurement. Also, RDM had another calculation that she used and it was very close to the Plotter….**TWSS**…this was actually very scientific if you will…of course we’d like to have had the REAL DEAL, but given the facts we could use deductive reasoning and figure out basic things and then using the computer and plotter….Viola’
What can I say…Imma crazy PattinH00R and a very inquisitive person…when I want to know something bad enough I’ll figure out a way to follow through on it. I suspect RDM is the same way…were Geeky and we just used it to our advantage for our Fave pastime….Perving on the PRETTY!!
OMR Nicole!!
I’m speechless 8 7/8!! I’m familiar with AutoCAD because I’m an engineer so I know how precise that software is… Hugs and kisses for you and RDM for being a VERY VERY dedicated h00rs and demonstrate by scientific methods the size of the ANACONDA!!
8 7/8!!!! F*ck!!
oh Nicole, we will never never live this down, but it’s ok. We are the h00rs and proud of it. !
*pumps fist into the air*
You all are f*cking hoOrlarious…I love that we use our brains and be all…and the calculation for his member is, well gigantic! LMAO!!!
*SoProud*
@RDM….Well its a Duuuuurrrrtyy job figuring these things out, but someone’s gotta do it….**LMAO**
RDM…I much rather would have preferred to go about it the good old fashioned way….**like having it up close and personal and a simple ruler…..ahhh, that would have been so much nicer….sniggering a licking lips***
Yeah we won’t live it down, but its okay…..we own up to our HP calculations and perving….***Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz***
Hey looks like the hurricane is being down-graded in wind speed…we’ll keep you in our prayers.
wait…I thought the last measurement was 8.75?
nm…I see it was corrected!
I think that was my original calculation from the solo cup. Nicole had posted 8.76 – close enough. Once she plotter peened him, she confirmed my loose calculations and came up with 8.875. With a monstercock…what is 1/8″ ?
hum…typin at the same time….but yes….I derived 8.75 and Nicole derived 8.875.
After that HHP was born
HHP = Holy Huge Peen !
HELP! I’m still pretty new to the site. What does UNF and bb mean? It’s driving me crazy that I cannot figure them out
Hi britlover! You can learn all the RAoR lingo here:
http://robert-pattinson.ca/about/robisms-and-raorisms/
and bb stands for baby or Beautiful Bastard from the FF “The Office” (no longer available on the Web) … depends on the context.
Brit
UNF it’s like a sound for f*cking…
bb – babe, baby
Am I right H00rs?? Hahahaha because if I’m not I have made a lot of mistakes
UNF stands for “Universal Noise for F*cking” because it’s often the noise one makes while…well…f*cking. For example: “Damn, that man is so hot. I just want to throw him down and…UNF.” And bb is just shorthand for “baby.”
Check out the “ROBisms and RAoRisms” page in the “About RAoR” tab in the site header to see LOADS more definitions.
Doesn’t bb stand for best buddy?
Thanks you all! I no longer feel like such a confused ass….LOL.
You ladies are great! Coming home after work to read what you all have been talking about has been the highlight of my month!
Thanks for the destresser! Oh and of course praises to Rob for being so smoking H-O-T-T Hot!
JAG … I love the Google posts! Sofa king funny.
Thanks for putting a smile on my face … I needed a good laugh!
{smooches} <3s
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damn…the end meadow scene seems to have been removed from Youtube. Anybody have another link? *bats eyelashes*
AND the opening meadow scene too! F*cking Scummit. Can anyone help a hoor out?
Here is one….no idea how long it will stay
I went where I had them fav’d and posted here for everyone. She says Summit made her take them down.
Only one still up and I am sure not for long is the leg hitch and proposal.
I know why I’m lustin for Edward Cullen why He’s Rockin with a Disco Stick ….What HELL does Jacob Have????Haha
Hi I love your site. I don’t understand tho ..where do these funny google things come from?