WARNING: RAoR will not be held responsible for any and all of the following: panty combustion, chair destruction, overheating hard drives, busted ass Hobos, molested dhs, neglected children, excessive battery usage…
So I’ve been uber busy the last week or so but I haven’t been too busy to miss the hotness that has come out. I mean seriously, why the fuck are the photo-shoot outtakes always hotter than the ones that make it in the mags…WTF!
#truth
more panty destruction after the flip…
I think you’ll like this song pic for today 
Aw smoking is so right, I MEAN WRONG #whatev
The SMIRK dies me *hang on to your lady wear*
mind---->gutter
I think I'm pregnant O.o and my panties are gone *wink*
BICEP BUMP!
um wtf was I talking about?!
Shades of Craptastic Old Navy Dad Shirt Rob or maybe Chadbert? lol
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- The SMIRK dies me *hang on to your lady wear*
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- Shades of Craptastic Old Navy Dad Shirt Rob or maybe Chadbert? lol
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- BICEP BUMP!
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- mind—->gutter
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- Aw smoking is so right, I MEAN WRONG ;) #whatev
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- I think I’m pregnant O.o and my panties are gone *wink*
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- um wtf was I talking about?!
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- #truth
source and many many more there
Hello, I was lost for many days, pulled down the neck of all this RL shit, always trying to read some reviews missing all the fun! Well here I am dying increasingly becoming the hottest photos of Rob. Y. … I’m seriously looking for a Hobo! It is not easy in this parts of prudish southern girls, there are many difficulties, but these photos make me take extreme measures! The search for a Hobo to calm the energy content of many Robporn is a must to keep my “mind” (hehe) calm and peaceful!
How not to be a little “upset” with something like this:
(PCD!!!! I mean Pantys Combustion Danger!!!)
http://i970.photobucket.com/albums/ae184/Thinkingofrobsite/robouttake.jpg
Woooooow I’m first!!!!
Roblover, that picture took my breath away. What a beautiful, beautiful man. Thanks for sharing.
Jag, the picture of Rob on the green couch…..those eyes go right thru me. I couldn’t look away. He hypnotizes me in the most wonderful ways.
4 words… adam and eve online! they have hobos galore bb!!
You know, here in my city are some shops, but the problem is that my mother and two so much curious girls live with me and it’s not possible that they send the package to my house! Imagine you the scene??
I can so imagine that is why I have to be the one to get the mail lol. I recently went to a toy party also. And there is the option for me of having “those packages” sent to a girlfriends house. Where there is a will there is a way, a hobo is a girls best friend when HHH is in this world!! Hope you find your way soon bb!
Hahahahahhaha good idea!! I hope so, because HHH is scorching all my neurons!!
Erm…I may or may not have personal experience with A&E …so I know for a fact the pkgs. are very discreet. No markings,no logos or return name on them and if you call to order be sure to tell them NOT to put you on the mailing list. Otherwise you will get nifty little catalogs once a week LOL
That photo (and the others from this shoot) have always been in my top favorites since the moment they were released. Nothing I can say would do him justice; he’s just too beautiful for words.
RL4E…that pix was the one that sent me over the Rob-
nobhill 4-eveh!!! When I first saw it in People’s Most Beautiful, I said, ” He can’t get any hotter, so they lay him down and take his picture!” This is the after-sex face I always imagined!! Thanks for making it big (TWSS — FTMFW!!!!)RL4E~ I’m telling you. Best thing ever is a Pure Passion or Pure Romance party. Invite all those “prudish southern girls” and watcht the instant development of their inner h00r. You’d be amazed at how quickly they figure out that a little self stimulation can be a verra verra good thang! LOL! Plus, randomly hang pictures of HHH throughout the venue and I’m pretty sure the ladies in attendance will magically find themselves encouraged to find a little release of their own. Go for it, bb. They’ll consider you a hero.
Roblover4ever:
Not a hobo yet? Absolutely indispensable if you want to survive after this endless
amount of hotness…..
Good luck with your purchase. You’ll never be dissapointed.
See you!!!!! Besos
Now I can proudly say BBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LAWD HAVE MERCY……I might have to try this son of a bitch out. OH MY. I hope it’s true, you get what you pay for…..cause this sucker better make dinner first. LOL But the concept is a good one and the clitoral thing is a different shape than I have had and I’m open to new toys…..eh? What you think ladies? Should I give it a go? FUCK ME ROB! LOL I’m going for it. oh lawd…..
Lock the cats out and warn the neighbors, mama’s gettin a new toy. LOL
http://www.adameve.com/vibrators/g-spot-vibrators/sp-reviews-jennas-ultimate-rotating-g-spot-vibrator-12417.aspx?pnum=2#Reviews
Actually, I’m thinking about FINALLY going for the rechargeable based jack rabbit bunny. Mama is getting damned tired of buying batteries. LOL
by the way, AMAZON has several of these most popular vibrator models for like HALF THE PRICE of some of these online sex toy dealers. I found that one above for half price and the rechargeable jack rabbit on amazon for HALF THE PRICE.
Just sayin……
Daisy~ Thanks so much for being our Hobo Researcher Laureate. What would we ever do without you? MWAH!! You provide such invaluable service!!
“Lock the cats out and warn the neighbors, mama’s gettin a new toy. LOL”
ROTFLMFAO!! Yeah, when it’s time to fire up the hobo or get some from DH, I toss my three cats off my bed and out of my room and I get the “WTF? Again???” look from all three.
Well I took the initiative and connected with a couple of businesses that offer to fetch me the “package” some local …. Now I have to encourage to go !!!!!
OH MY GOD….I JUST ORDERED THIS FROM AMAZON.com (a lot cheaper there). YOu can find it other places, who cares where you get it, but DAYUM, THIS MOTHER FUCKER LOOKS LIKE THE MOTHERLOAD.
I’m GOING WITH THIS ONE!!!!!!! CHECK OUT THE VID.
FUCK MEEEEEEEEE
SOLD!
HOLY SHIT! I would love to get one of those but how to hide it from my boyfriend……hmmmm
I have it! That’s right I am hoOring up to it! It is amazing!! I thought my rabbit was the king of a good time but this baby ROCKS!
Hi RL4E!!! sorry to hear RL is given you a hard time… you def need a Hobo to unload!!
I know… is kind of hard(twss) to walk alone in to that type of shops especially in our country because we don’t have those cool sexshops, ours are kinda gross
if you wanna do JG party idea we have a Tuppersex thing in Argentina too!!
http://www.sophiejones.com.ar/home.php
and in the meantime until you decide…
showerhead or bidet work just fine bb!!!
That sound you hear is hOOr down from chair breaking under the strain…*epic thud*…the smirk…the biceps bulge…OMFG….I am SO died…
Seattle~ Im right along with you girl !
JAG, you’re right, the outtakes always seem to be better than the ones they pick, not sure what that’s about. These are truly some of my fave Rob pics. He looks delicious.
Hi scilla, I’m waiting anxiously another chapter of your FF! I found it so easy to read, and actually ended up very fast!
@roblover, ch. 34 of OTI is with my beta. Keeping my fingers crossed that it posts in the next couple of day. Un beso.
My theory is that the editors of all of these magazines are h00rs, too! And while the photos they approve for publication are NICE–make no mistake the boy can’t take a bad photo!–all the while they are saving the very best for their own personal viewing pleasure. Smart lucky biotches!
that’s just about the most plausible theory, bela! i have noticed it for the longest time, you know, seeing rob in the covers – still in his royally hot self, no pun – but when i go scavenge the loving sites and find these, i grin like a cat while rubbing my palms together. seems like someone’s greedy…
PS. not that it bothers me, but if THESE were the photos on the prints, their sales would double or triple as those who purchased would need to buy multiple copies after they have drooled with each one! HA! and screw that primping for some other guys. this is what macho is.
restraining, much?
I remember when was Twilight shoot, the fotographer was so excited that she seemed want to fuck Rob with the camara
Seriously, the things this man can make look sexy!! I have ALWAYS hated smoking but hawt damn when he does it I forget all about that. My fave pics are the one’s where a cig is hanging from the precious lips. So, so, so bad……never looked so, so, so goooooood. UNF!!!!
I looooooooooooooooooooove smoking Rob!!!!
http://s970.photobucket.com/albums/ae184/Thinkingofrobsite/?action=view¤t=017-2.jpg
yes……..bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… I imagine this is what he looks like after…yum!
h4r – I totally get you! I have been a rabid anti-smoke creature forever, but I can’t help but stare and stare and sigh when I see HHH with a ciggie between those, full lips. GAH!!!! I want to be a ciggie!
Totes agree hot4rob! Rob is the only man on earth for which I would break my “no smokers” rule. Those lips on ANYTHING set my girlie bits on fire. I’d keep some gum/mints in my purse just in case #as if.
Time to bump up my weekly (yes, courtesy of Rob WEEKLY) underwear allowance. Seriously, the girls at Vicky’s must think I have some kinda fetish…
I’m having to wash loads of panties so often that they are falling apart.
well I’m with JAG’s hilarious tags, who needs panties. I’ve given up, why bother when HHH is going to destroy them on a daily….. make that hourly basis???
Commando works for me.
IHP~ I have actually dropped it down. In stead of spending more on ruined, I just go for slightly cheaper but still nice. If they get ruined, I have less of an issue putting them in that bag. It’s not the girls at Vicky’s that I worry about. It’s the trash dudes who might find the weekly remnants. LOL!
Oh Gawd to be a bamboo forest… he can lean up against me anytime…. Fur rug… I can google how to clean it… the velvet green pillows with raise my hips to just the right angle… what was I saying… I forget…. oh ya, This past bunch of pics has really become my undoing….. I spent hours clicking licking and saving… so much so I am currently catching up on the 8 loads of wash I neglected…
The hobo is well used and needs a break… maybe tomorrow it will get one…
sorry for all the jizz typing but u all understand….
It’s called ADRD….attention deficit Rob disorder. The main symptom is the inability to complete mundane daily tasks due to excessive staring at HHH pics.
The rug pics………. Just…….. That small part of exposed skin on his waist …..
I stay hours looking at those photos like a idiotic fool
OMG!!! The first time I saw that pic it was a tiny version and I blew it up even though it was grainy it still got me so freaking hawt!!
The thought of him naked on that fur, the feel of my knees rocking against the fur as I take a long slow ri……. sorry durty mind getting away from me… I am such a hoor and so proud!!!
** runs off for more batteries** hobo running low on charge*****
Seriously, am I the only one who finds that part of a man’s anatomy, especially that part of THAT MAN’S anatomy, just so hopelessly erotic. When all those pics of shirtless RobWard started leaking from Italy… THE V… holy christ on a camel, the hipdips… Oh sweet jesus save me I just wanna run my lips along that V
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f326/Gin3vra/New%20Moon/UNF.jpg
JG – Know that you are far from alone girl. My eyes travel up and down then up and down further. My over-heated imagination then removes any barriers to seeing all the way to *heaven* Love, love love the V!
Nope….always a great place to at least start the nibbling.
***LOL*** Jazz….you would have to throw in a pic of the Pretty half naked……**sniggering**
Yep I love looking at his pecs and biceps, and right on down the Happy Trail to the Holy PEEN!! **THUD**
Damn as my dad the ex-Navy Captain would say those Abs are tight enough to bounce a quater off of them…….**LMAO, a quarter isn’t what I had in mind though** I’d like to run my lips and tongue up and down those washboard abs….for starters and then move down to the main course!!! ***TWSS…….UNF<UNF***
Nicole~ Well, if I had the fully naked ones, I’d be pretty damned popular around these parts!! But, until I cum across those *snicker*, I guess half naked will just have to do. Honestly, if we’re going half naked pics, it’s actually this one that’s my favorite…
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f326/Gin3vra/New%20Moon/RobwardFloored.jpg
what with him already horizontal and on a nice flat surface…. But, I was trying to play nicely.
@JG~Damn you and your pretty picture. I’ve been drooling over that picture and now I’m going to be late for a doctor’s appointment.
um…JG after those two f*ckastic pics. I can do two things.
1. ctrl + (over and over)
2. UNF !
and lets see some more angles of those shots
http://i889.photobucket.com/albums/ac97/rdmickey1989/Twilight%20Saga%20Stills/shirtlessrob8.jpg
let’s not forget the other side
http://i889.photobucket.com/albums/ac97/rdmickey1989/Twilight%20Saga%20Stills/crack.jpg
JazzGirl, u are not along…fluving that happy trail
@Jazz….I hear you sista H00R. I’d like to have some of those pics of the pretty too…and a sex tape wouldn’t be bad either…**LOL**
Yes all of these pics are good….it protends what is there….****Whew makes my head want to combust along with my panties bb***
This is why I can’t wait until Bel Ami gets picked up over here so that we can see more of HHH in the flesh…**licking lips**….we def need some more adult type roles for HHH….after seeing these pics from NM just makes us want MORE!!
*hugs JG* sweet jeebus on a fire hydrant…..I haven’t seen this one before. Totes agree…that part of the long, lanky male anatomy (but ESPECIALLY HHH) just screams to be licked.
Okaaaaay! Now THIS is more like it!!! The key, ladies, is to go commando as much as possible when FuckHawt OutTakeRob is around! I don’t know which I like best….smokin’ Rob…no. He just makes me want to go out and buy cigarettes and I’ve been smoke-free for 3 weeks….
Oh Lord…the last big one (big one!)…..I swear, my lady bits are weaping with joy! Those eyes are just pulling…..me……in……drowning……in………them!
No CPR, please!!!
3 weeks without a ciggie…SO PROUD OF YOU GIRL!!!!
Way to go, TTC!! Stay strong, lovey!
I can’t go 3 minutes without a ciggie when I’m on the kind of sensory overload caused by all this outtakes …….
It’s been tough a couple of times and I did cave once just before the Aerosmith concert 2 weeks ago but I am definitely feeling better and smelling better – at least to myself!
Thanks for the support, ladies!
Rob….sigh….stop making it look good, please???
OK, I just said HHH makes smokin’ so hot but TTC I just know you look hotter without those things.
Just think about how much more stamina you’ll have when Rob takes you behind the dumpster, then over the couch and in the shower then stares at you with those AMAZING eyes and asks “can we do it again, love?”
I’ll tell him, “I can go all night, Honey. Can YOU keep up?”
TTC, that is so awesome, bb. I know how hard the habit is to break. Elvis used to smoke, quit years ago. You seem to be in good spirits, he was a bear for weeks. Congrats!
Thanks Scilla! If I’d tried to quit on my own, I wouldn’t have made it. I used something called Thrive. They’re mint-flavoured nicotine lozenges (2mg) that you dissolve in your mouth slowly. It takes about an hour for one to be completely gone and by then, the craving is gone and you’ve had your mini nic-fix.
I started out with 4 or 5 a day but I haven’t even used one of those for over a week.
Good for you as a former smoker I know you can do it!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let’s just let him do all the super hot smoking for us all!
SOOOO proud of you,TTC! Hang in there!
Seriously, my husband walked in while I was looking at these the other day and I told him “I just had an orgasm!”…
This is my favorite, panties pooF.
http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab278/omfgsmittenkitten/AnothrMan/005.jpg
LOL! He just looks like he’s saying, “Lady, I am going to make you bowlegged by the end of the night and you’re going to fucking love every minute of it!”
YES…Please!!! I like bowlegged me! *grins*
OMGosh the Another man pics are killing me
Oh the I am so gonna F*ck you eyes in that one KILL me!! damn this is gonna be a good dream night!
Oh yes my AVI, love that pic!!!
Hey bb! Your avi is my iPad background. Unf fucking unf. He’s looking right at ME! *as if whatev*.
Before these pics showed up on the net, sure, I was already over the edge obsessed with Rob, wasting hours on end doing “Rob research”..ahem…But after these photos came out, I prayed to become a delusional stalker who really believes they are in a relationship with the object of their stalking. yeah…..
What?!! You mean all my day dreaming isn’t a photographic replay but a manifestation of my imagination?! Aw D*MN! No wonder people look at me funny. They can’t actually SEE or HEAR Rob when we’re together! Huh. That S*CKS the BIG one! (twss)
I seem to suffer from the same obsession…I will never admit it’s a problem, no matter how many funny looks I get while chatting with Rob…
JAG, See you the muffin in the four photo?? In UHQ I see it, I see it, I see a muffin yes yes
You can see the muffin without UHQ. He’s going to be the death of me and what a way to go.
I totally heart this one he’s pointing to the holy muffin for us… !!!!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/jbearsbabies/hhh/00a2rpx6-1.jpg
And I must add what I call “are you coming to bed or what?” pic
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/jbearsbabies/hhh/00a2c0xd-1.jpg
WOW!!!!!!!!
Well I’m cuming somewhere looking at THAT pic! right+lick+save! Holy H*ll! He’s sofa king hawt!
Sweet Jesus on a cracker! My answer to that look would be “Yes Please and can I get more!”
Panties? I’ve been coming on this site for too long to even own a pair anymore…and coming, and coming…having the hubs rip them off a’la fanfic style hasn’t helped either. JAG, you’re right. Every shoot he’s done, the outtakes have been mind-blowing…or I should say panty/hobo/chair-destroying. Maybe I need to just sit on my giant exercise ball in front of the computer from now on…The smoking one under today’s highly appropriate song choice? akhsiud*&^%*(99!!! Holy jawporn, fingerporn, puffy-lipporn, arm-veinporn….! Sooo much Robporn going on in that one photo alone…Thanks JAG! I’ll be in Robporn Heaven the rest of the night.
Nobody wears craptastic cable-knit, grandpa gray like Rob…this is definitely a “meet me behind the dumpster, you can kneel on it if you forgot your knee-pads” hobolicious kinda shirt…
http://i591.photobucket.com/albums/ss359/pumpkinballz_photos/RobPorn/054.jpg?t=1283238629
Don’t forget this one that goes with it Capri.
Hey Baby….you just wait their on the counter. Yes, I’m up for sum HAWT coutersex.
[IMG]http://i889.photobucket.com/albums/ac97/rdmickey1989/PhotoShoots/Photoshoots%202009/Stewart%20Shining/abcd009.jpg[/IMG]
try that link again.
http://i889.photobucket.com/albums/ac97/rdmickey1989/PhotoShoots/Photoshoots%202009/Stewart%20Shining/abcd009.jpg
Mick~ Oh sweet jaysus SAVE ME!! The counter one! I just h00rmoaned out loud. It makes me think about all the fun things I could do in that kitchen…. OOOHHH the possibilities.
Sweater, what sweater? Oh, yeah I see it now.
*LHS goes back to looking just below the sweater*
Truth be told, the eyes keep grabbing me too. Delicious!
And I love the color of the sweater on him…his skin looks all creamy (hmmm twss!) and touchable in it.
LHS – totes agree. There are many grey Robh00rs here and what it does to his eyes.
Oh
My
God
OMG….NO-ONE wears GREY like HHH…..Hmmm, I’d like to do some cooking in that kitchen with HIM!!! **ROFLMFAO**
I’m reading a lot of FF and the counter scenes are so HOT!!!! When I saw this photo instantly Remember one in Submissive and drool a lot of slime (this is how it say?)
Hi Nicole!!! I bet you wanna do some cooking!!
you want some Robnana nut muffin in your oven perhaps? *winkwink*
mmmh… so tasty! ***LOL***
@Floren….Yeah bb…I’d like to do some cooking for…..errrr…ON Rob!!! I fluv me some RobNutMuffin….**slurp, slurp**
Damn I feel FIFTY just calling my name….**LOL**
Or he could take it to wrap you up in it after he’s ripped your clothes off and is done slamming you against that wall. unf!
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That man has the most perfect, chiseled, lickable, kissable orgasm- inducing jaw I’ve ever fucking seen. I’d love to shave him.
The pics of Rob in this outfit just make me want to tear it off of him….but very, very slowly…LOL
I love that pic!! It was my wallpaper over the weekend! ( I change wallpaper ever 2 days or so teehee , tom many good ones not to be used)
Oh, Capri…you said it all, bb! UNF UNF UNF! xo
Ah JAG, i just love you and the ladies!
i need no more redundant panties
Rob melts them off the pubic area:
commando’s best and much more air-ier!
ciao bella!
LOL, I like good air circulation myself. Thanks, Rob.
UNF!!! there are no words. I have given up on panties, chairs, and have destroyed my hobo by overuse. this man has me died. that is all.
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I am studying, I am studying, I am stud-… *drooooooooooooooooool* ehh, f*ck it…
Now if only he would reach out and touch me with those magic fingers of his… *sigh*
Ok, back to drooling…uh, I mean studying…yeah… #asif
<3
JAG, I was with you. Last week just s*cked. I worked 14-15 hr days and some nights only 1.5 hrs sleep. I had no time to perv which left mickey a cranky cranky girl. I get home completely and utterly exhausted only to find all these damn pics that came out and YES the outtakes were hotter than the original ones. So to add to already tired list……carpul tunnel.
But what is a girl suppose to do when these pics come out….chp 2 of Motu2 comes out….LTiF, RaW, and several others update all in one week? A girl goes without sleep and jumps hubs bones. Not once, not twice, but hey *sshhhhh* 6 times in 3 days. (whoever said 45 yr old men needed lots of recoop time…were wrong
) I have never been that tired or HAPPY.
Sexiness seeps from that mans pores instead of sweat…….
http://i970.photobucket.com/albums/ae184/Thinkingofrobsite/36%20new%20UHQ%20pics/ss/00a54x03.jpg
Another man = James Dean
Stewart *hining (cause if I type it, moderation I go) = FIFTY !!
OK..I’ve missed something here….what FF story is: “RaW”? Must know…please….. And I didn’t know there was a MoTU 2?????? FUCK ME!!!
Thanks for keeping me posted. Yeah, I see James Dean big time…..in those pics. But as I said yesterday, Rob’s prettier.
RaW….Righteous and Wicked. Here is the link. I was with CherryBloosoms all the way thru her first Darkness…..very good. So when Darkness epi came out, she started a new one.
Here is the link.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6219181/1/
Motu2….you didn’t know….OMG…..R.u.n. RUN R.U.N. There is only 2 chapters up but who cannot help but follow icy?????
http://www.50shades.com
RMD — OMG, thx for the links..loved Darknes and MOTU….more of those = ded hOOr
someone should send us hoors like a coupon or something for panty discount or at least pay the laundry bills…
and yes WTF!? outtakes!?
this is an outtake
http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/y345/floren83/professional%20photoshoots/Another%20Man%20hedi%20slimane/dl-8php.jpg
and this one… WTF
http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/y345/floren83/professional%20photoshoots/Another%20Man%20hedi%20slimane/dl-40php.jpg
another ¨ outtake ¨
why don’t you move that hand further down Rob? whyyyyyyyyyy?
http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/y345/floren83/professional%20photoshoots/S%20Shining%20photoshoot/abcd018.jpg
UNF!!!!!!!
http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/y345/floren83/professional%20photoshoots/S%20Shining%20photoshoot/00a2ft52.jpg
Floren~ What kills me with these two is exactly WHERE the shot ends. I means For Fucking Real??? You cut the shot THERE!! Have a heart! Have a little mercy on all us h00rs. Please, just a little further down the thigh…. Please? *whimpers*
Jazz, for real — can’t they give us just a LITTLE thigh porn?? Please????
Why you got off the shirt that you had up, Rob? Why??? Up your arms again an higher this time!!!!!
It looks like he’s almost orgasming in that second pic….GAWD he his so HAWT! It is so unfair that we don’t each have one of him
definitely something is wrong with those mag editors
http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/y345/floren83/professional%20photoshoots/theo%20werner/New001.jpg
http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/y345/floren83/professional%20photoshoots/theo%20werner/New008.jpg
just no words
http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/y345/floren83/professional%20photoshoots/vanity%20fair/pattinson-B-0912-14.jpg
http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/y345/floren83/professional%20photoshoots/vanity%20fair/pattinson-E-0912-01.jpg
O.M.F.G.
I want him to f*ck me into next week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Line forms to the left, bb. Take a number and patience please. LOL!
WTF!!!! I form the line and somebody gave me the number 1.353.625!!!!!! I’ll be 70 years old when I get my turn!!!!
oh SK…..don’t we all !
I don’t want him to f*ck me into next week… I want him to f*ck me into next life!!!!!
I luv your new avi RDM!!! BB looks great in sepia!!
I swear……that “come here and fuck me NOW” stare has GOT to be illegal. Hoor down in 3..2..1…..THUD!
Just gotta add alittle humor. Out shopping with hubs Sat night and found a great deal. $ 58.00/jeans for $ 8.75. I made him try them on. He comes out and my eyes go straight to the middle of the road. With a huge smirk on my face, I say….great muffin.
Confused and tilting head to the side he asked….. what is a muffin? I then had to proceed to explain it to him it is what my fellow sista’s and I call *jimmy and the twins*. He rolls his eyes and approaches me….slowly.
Then ever so close…..he leans over and says….you will learn patience. Oh he soooooo got it when we got home.
LOL! He’s good…don’t ya love ‘em. Mine is going along for the ride too!
Mick~ I so love MrMick! Well played indeed. There’s something to be said for being the DH of a h00r, I think. Maybe they all secretly formed a club and decided, “If you can’t beat him, at least wreap the fringe benefits!” Now, my hubs understands that I have a neck kissing fetish. I always have, even before my vampire days. But, he would never use teeth. Well, this weekend, I’m getting ready to head to SiL’s shower and he strolls his cute add into the bathroom and just stands there watching for a while. Then he sidles up behind me all slow and relaxed like, pulls me back into him and proceeds to nibble right at that spot where your neck meets your shoulder. He whispers in my ear, all rasp and gravel… “You smell fucking edible, Kitten.” Oh sweet Jesus, if I didn’t have to take another shower!! Yeah, someone’s so been reading over my shoulder while I reread CW&IA… and paying VERY close attention to what gets me all bothered.
Oh yes Jazz….the DH are forming a club to get in on the HAWT action. He swears I have turned into a nympho. He states all I do all week while he travels is read smut.
So….I had him read a quick little one shot. Short and it was not too bad, at least I thought it wasn’t, just to see. He reads this with a raised eyebrow. It was on FB as Vag is a friend of mine, but robmaniporn has posted it, so I can at least link it now.
Anyway he has stated this comment over and over and over. Leavin my mind to wonder if I should make him read more !
http://robmaniporn.blogspot.com/2010/08/storytime-with-hypoallergenic-vagina_29.html
I read that one shot. Hawt! Omg. I love robmaniporn. I go there for my daily “I wish” robporn. If only we could see the real deal……Bel Ami!! God they better get a north American distributor for that movie. I can’t wait to see it. There will be NO panties left in the theater!!
I love the idea of a DH Rob club. Elvis complains that I’m on the computer too much and walks around the house mumbling to himself about “Paaaattinson,” but he never misses an opportunity to reap the benefits. Men are funny, as long as the end result is that they get some, they don’t care if they have to call you “kitten,” talk with an English accent or pretend like they want to have a threesome w/Rob, they’ll do it for some nookie. Well, at least mine will. He’s 40, yeah I’m a cougar from way back, but damn, you’d think he was still 18. Now that I’m writing this down on paper, I guess I should start overlooking the fact that he drives me nuts on a daily basis, lol.
Hum…totes agree Scilla. Shall we call em…..DHRH?
DH of Robh00rs?
Yep……JAG we got ourselves a new Robism.
DHRH for those hubbies who know what we do and don’t mind reapin the benefits?
OMG JG!!! you lucky girl!! I wanna hubs or a boyfriend that tells me things like that.. imma lonely hoor… and I miss Tattward
maybe we can manufacture a talking Hobo? with recordings of Rob saying our fav quotes from our favorites ff’s
**LOL** now I can’t stop thinking about SuperCock and his mustache and french accent!! aww I miss Hockeyward too
Mmmmm, crushing a bit on your DH right now Mickey …. sorreee!
He’s thinking… “you know you want it, And I’m gonna give it to you!”
http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab278/omfgsmittenkitten/Shining/shining-shoot-34a.jpg
Hell yes that’s what he’s thinking. He’s also trying not to smirk because he knows he’s a sexy little f*cker and is well aware that we’re all going to lose our shit when we see photos like this.
Christa~ “Sexy” and “Fucker”… Abso-F*cking-Lutely. But, bb, there ain’t nothing little about the man! Hence one of many reasons he knows we’re going to lose our shit. LOL!!
Too true JG. Nothing small about that man. Big talent, big heart and um, yeah, that’s big too!
I lost my last pair of panties sometime in 2009…It’s useless to purchase them anymore!!
#pooftastic
Have a great day, Angelz!!
xo
~DD
JAG…that third pic with the smirk, you just know he’s saying, “Guess what I got in my pants just for you?” OH YEAH!!!!! These are all panty-poofers. Thanks for all the pretty!!!
That is so funny, that first picture, the first time I saw it as well, I thought it looked like an arrest photo. LOL I kept it any way for his great profile of course, but it is an odd shot. LOL Rob’s “arrest” photo even makes Paris Hilton’s arrest photo look like hell. (Is she not a dumb ass or what? KARMA…hold on, sometimes it’s a bit delayed, but it gets there….). I guess it’s not “hot” now. LOL I’m so bad…aren’t I? I hope they make her wash dishes in prison and for fuck sake don’t let her text people. LOL
Hi all, I know I sent my official leaver’s message a while ago, but it wasn’t that official because I came back in two days LOL! This has been one hell of a send-off for me. Those pics kill me! I’m doing my last ceremonial RobPerving, fic reading etc for the month (yes, it will be a month), so I just have to say my thanks to you ladies, so here goes:
*Plays Adagio from Nimrod and salutes the RAoR ladies*
I haven’t known you ladies that long, but in the time that I’ve been here, it’s felt like I’ve made a good set of friends, and, as I said on my last post, the women that perv together, stay together. There have been ups *cough* and downs *cough*, but we’ve seen them all through with JAG’s hi-larious posts and the various fic recs that have been on here, which were of course, all wonderful!
It is a sad day when a woman has to put aside her RobPorn and venture out into the real world and work her add off, but it has to be done, and I will go away and work hard, so that later, I can come right back here and play hard.
I’ve grown to fluv all of you ladies, and I’m going to miss the laughs that go on here, but don’t cry for me Agentina, in the words of Arnie, “I’ll be back”. So until I return, ladies, clutch your hearts (Or hobos) and remember this:
Perv on,
Perv on,
With Rob in your heart,
And you’ll never perv alone,
You’ll never perv alone.
Now, as the great Philip Seymour Hoffman said, as The Count in The Boat That Rocked (or Pirate Radio in the US):
3, 2, 1 – and the rest is silence.
You said….
Perv on,
Perv on,
With Rob in your heart,
And you’ll never perv alone,
You’ll never perv alone.
OH GOD that had me laughing so hard……I’m afraid to even say anything, but that’s just PERFECT. LOL I say we keep this one as a kumbaya type RAoR song…..standing in a circle holding hands and singing…..’Perv on….perv on…”. hahahahhahahahahhah THANKS FOR THE LAUGH and don’t be gone too long.
We could even hold candles while se sing it……*SNORT*….lol “perv on…perv on….”. LOL Gawd that’s so funny……*snort*. That made my day!
oh hon….I thought of you when I saw this yesterday. FOR YOU !
Love the fucktacular red shirt footage from :48-:55.
OMFG, I have always loved that song…going back to the dance clubs a *cough* few *cough* years ago…*epic thud #50 today*
Well, that vid was/is HOT!!!!! Especialy the Details shoot.FUCK HAWTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! And tainted love, YEP that’s Rob. Ok cold shower NEEDED!
JAG~ Holy shit, but I think they planned this. They KNEW there was going to be a drought and they knew our knickers were gonna need poofing!! Because SWEET MOTHER MARY OF FUCK!!! Details and Another Man and, just downright f*cking UNFFFFFF April 2009 G mother-f*cking Q. I mean, it’s just utterly insane. I haven’t been able to wear panties in a week. They’ve all been ruined. The poor DH is limping and walks in the house like it’s about to explode. And let’s not even talk about the fact that I got a handwritten letter from the Energizer Bunny telling me even HE can’t keep up with my Hobo. I think I personally caused a brown out in the midwest on Sunday because I had to switch to the Cougar Cord. Jesus, but he’s killing me slowly, softly and completely and I am well and totally DED!
OH I have a few panty droppin, UNF pix. The boy does not know how to take a bad pic!!
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/Rob039.jpg
Rob+Piano+Muffin=*TOTALPANTYDISTRUCTION* UNF!!!!!
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/ROBOMGFH.jpg
Yeah I call it the spank bank for a reason.
*Hugs Capri, missed you BB*
*Hugs Becky* Ya, I’ve missed my pervy self, and this pervy place as well. Recently lost a life-long friend that lived out in San Bernardino,CA. to a very tragic event that I just don’t understand. Friends and I have been busy trying to help his wife & little girl. Thank God for RAoR (and your spank bank) It helps keep me level. <333
((((hugs Capri))))))) So sorry to hear about your friend. A bit of pervy RAoR humor works like a small band-aid for your heart.
Best PHOTOSHOOT ever!!
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/Photoshoots/Rob044.jpg
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/Photoshoots/ROB2010.jpg
DED hOOr
Agreed. Best MF shoot of all MF time.
*waves at Becky* hi bb!! Ya know, every time, I mean every time I look at him I am just fucking stunned and amazed by his beauty. The absolute most gorgeous man in the world. I see models in mags, that are pretty too, but they are too perfect, ya know what I mean? I can never put it into words…Rob just does it for me. There will never be another celebrity crush for me. He is IT! That is all….have a great day ladies!
*waves at Roxiesmom* Couldn’t have said it any better. Rob has raised the bar so high that no other celebrity (or “normal” man) will ever reach it. He has ruined me in the best way possible.
I can’t make up my mind if it’s the eyes or the lips that do it for me in the last picture. *sigh* I just can’t figure it out.
Totes to you, the best photoshoot and I wanna other now!!!!! How much cost? We get together the money Mr. Segal!!!!!
Holy Shit does this man ever look BAD??? I think I have just died ! I think I am a little too old for this but DAM that boy is HOT !!!!
Too old? Never!!!! No such thing!!!
In the immortal words of Danny Glover… We ain’t too old for this shit!!! I can’t remember who said it Saturday. But, it’s the true benefit of being a *cough* more mature *cough* connoisseur of The Pretty is that you are young enough (cause you ain’t dead yet) to appreciate it but old enough to know exactly how to enjoy it. LOL!!!
*fist bumps jazz girl*. Amen sista! Never too old for Rob perving! For those of you fairly new, we had a hoor that was 73!! We miss her….not sure why she left us, but she was my hero!
Yeah, that was expatz. She was our 73 y.o. silver tigress. She had RL issues to deal with. I miss her too. The age range on RAoR is from 18 to 73. Pretty awesome, huh?! I was just telling Jill yesterday, if only I were single, at my age, with my sex drive, and what I know now, I’d be sleeping around like crazy with zero guilt or neurosis about it, unlike in my younger years. Hi Robbie.
Oh hell, Scilla, at your age that’s exactly what I was doing – I was such a slut! But, man, it felt so goooood!
You’re only as old as you feel sweetie and the inexplicable, strange and yet wonderful thing that I’ve discovered about Rob over the last several months is that he seems to be a significant contributor to my feeling like I’m very near his age.
RHL, I get that feeling too…so easy to do when viewing The Pretty
Never, never, never too old. I’ve found that I appreciated ALL life has to give me even more now that I’ve seen “a bit more” of life. Yeah, I’ll be pervin’ in my grave…which is Rob keeps this up will be much sooner than expected.
This man makes my heart stop…
Too old???? pffffttt….no such thang!! He is the fountain of youth, my dear.
I would like to drink from
histhat fountainI never realized what a GREAT muffin shoot this was til this week.. JEESUS He’s killin me!!! PEEN hOOr Rejoices…
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/RobboySK.jpg
Just because I’m a PEEN hOOr…GAWD I just wanna staddle this…
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/RobFHPiano.jpg
F*CK, have a great day ladies!!
GAH!! The look of concentration on his face as he sits in front of that piano!!! Ooohh, and the pout, the motherf*cking pout!!!! Lick, lick, lick!!!!
The pout is killer.
why the f*uckshining didn’t make a vidd of that photoshoot!!!! he is playing for real and no one tape that!!!
That second pic? Yeah, the one where he looks like he’s making love to that ciggy? Just UNF!!! I have always had a fetish for rolled up dress shirt sleeves. That is one f*ckhawt forearm!! I just want to bite it. Hard! It’s so hairy and manly, and the way he’s caressing that ciggy has me melted into a big pool of useless jizz!
*Shouts to rtp and pp*
Haven’t had much pervin’ time lately since DH always seems to be over my shoulder. He’s on to me – especially the time I spent reading ff these days! I don’t know whether to hug or hit Pattincake for insisting I give it a try. Now I am a serious twicrack addict, but it’s seriously the best part of my day. He doesn’t “get” it at all and shakes his head in mild disgust every time he catches me with my ipod touch. So I’ve countered by gettin on to him and letting “benefit” from my research. Maybe he’ll finally figure out the connection.
He’s currently out of town so I’m enjoying a bit of uninterrupted eye candy time. Aren’t these heavenly???
You need to get him in the DH club with the rest of us h00rs. My sons, 19 & 16, use to rag on me bigtime for reading/watchin twilight stuff. DH jumped right on in and says he doesn’t want to hear them get on me again. I am reading and he will never complain.
Now….I just read ff and he sssssssssssooooooooooo reeps the benefits. He will even ask occasionally what ff am I reading this week.
Ah, if it could be…Imma gonna keep workin it! Well, once he gets his sweet add back here.
In the meantime, I guess I’ll just have to “make do” with my ff and lusting over a certain hot Brit. Like that’s a problem….
Yes! Ha. I love it when my DH is out of town….I can read my FF and I don’t get any dirty looks….ha ha. He bought me an iPad for my birthday and I think he regrets it. I read every night for 2-3 hours and on the weekends I’m up to 3-4am reading. I am addicted! Plus add in my lunch reading and sometimes on break at work…..omg! Read ff and perv on Rob and visit RAoR- that is my life!!
LHS!!!! *sobbing* I’ve missed you my kindred Rob perving spirit sister!!!! Heavenly! Yes indeed. *sigh* I’m sure you’re already doing this, but, sit back, relax, and soak up all the Rob you can manage while dh is gone.
((gianth00rhugs))
*LHS runs in and hugs rtpgirl while on short break from ff!*
Jag – great song choice for today……after those pics last week ….I went alittle Duran Duran myself.
Okay serious fly-by posting but, your song picks always make me rollll JAG.
This guy was hot too. I felt like saying duhhhh dood look at these pics. Baahaahaa. The perfectness molded into every cell of his body cannot be denied.. Especially Not in any outttakes. Whoever picks what goes in the mag clearly sucks at their job. That is all.
This song is always all kinds of WIN as far as I’m concerned.
The second pic is the WP on my phone.. Mmmh Mmmmh Mmmmm.
Was at a cookout/bonfire the other night and the guy next to me saw the pic and was like “Oh, yeah that’s Edward.” Acckk! Dont they realize this is such sacrilege when they refer to him as that. Geeezzz. We all know he is Not just ‘Edward’ Can’t wait for the rest of the world to catch up.. He volunteered his knowledge, I wasnt standing around talking about Rob or anything..Lol. He followed it with “Yeah, my wife is totally obsessed with him” LMAO!
Enjoy the day Angelz. <3s from PP
*grabs u by the shirt collar* PP, you’re here!!!! See? Still rtpgirl, always will be! *wink* Yeah, that 2nd one is currently responsible for all sorts of strange, yet delightful chemical surges in my body. Can’t……..get……….enough…………DED!
aw smoking is so right…omfg….and um wtf was i talking about…The Office anyone? I miss my BB. Anyone else?
I do. She needs to do a sequel, or at least get BB a long lost brother.
Oh yes!!! Gawd I miss BB and The Office! The best, most perfect ff ever written. Nothing compares!!
I’d LOVE to read it but it’s no longer available. Does anyone know how (or when) I can get it?
mmmm I didn’t get to read that one too… I’ve only found the outtakes… imma sad hoor
http://www.tby789.com/
I didn’t get to read it either
I’ve only found the outtakes
http://www.tby789.com/2010/08/to-outtake-seulement-toi.html
I did some more research and some ppl were saying that if you email the author she would send you a copy so I went to her blog and it happens to say that she used to do that, but doesn’t any more, she changed a little bit each copy that she send to keep track of them but someone really smart send one of the copies to her boss… really smart… so she doesn’t send them any more and she has no plans to re-post either… I guess we are out off luck
Oh My Lord – that man is a gorgeous human being! I cannot ever hear that song without thinking of HHH.
Those Pictures Are KIlLing me ToDAY!
“whimper….moan….” ugh.
I have ThINGS that must get done today – how can a woman concentrate on boring RL to-do lists when Rob is looking at me like that??
Does he know what he’s doing to us????
Argh – the pain!
RetroLee- You bet your sweet add he knows! He does it on purpose. Haven’t we all pretty well decided that he must own tons of VS stock and is single handedly keeping the pantie industry afloat? Not only is he beautiful, talented and charming but he’s also a shrewd businessman.
VS or La Perla
Oh Fifty in a dressing room bzzzzzzzzzz
Ok thats wasn’t Fifty that was BB rofl Had my orgasms mixed up ROFFL
LOL! He causes so many it’s difficult to keep them all straight. Don’t even try to. Just lay back and enjoy!
The RL lists go straight out the window where HHH is concerned!!! Just sit back and enjoy!
I’m done. Absolutely nothing will get accomplished today. Holy He** that man is so fine!!!
Do you srsly think he knows how good he looks???? I just didn’t think this level of perfection existed…..Every picture is better than the one before it.
Have Mercy!!!
I am in actual physical pain……….
Well, his peen sure does because everytime there is a crowd of women screaming for him “Captain Roberto” is at attention. He knows what he’s doing to us and so does the Captain because he struggles to get out of his pants to wave hello to us.
“Captain Roberto”? That man is packing way more than just a Captain. More like Admiral or Four Star frickin’ General.
You’re right though, he’s definitely wanting to get out to meet and greet his public.
Christa64c, I stand corrected, you are so right.
LittleB~ Dontcha mean… “kneel” LOL!!! Damn but I’m deep in the guttah today!
Ba Ha Ha!!!! Never heard that one before
Luv, luv, luv the warning at the top of this post!!!
I wonder what this week will bring and why did they release those last week. I can’t wait to see what else we haven’t seen because yes those are always the best shots. Maybe there are some GQ outtakes or Vanity Fair we haven’t seen?
Holy hobos that’s all we need. Ruined panties and ded h00rs everywhere!
Fingers crossed those were out on Tuesday and Thursday.
I wonder too Dee and all I know is that I need to run out and get some more AA batteries. I give the stink eye to my son everytime he replaces the batteries for the wii wands. He thinks I buy batteries at Costco for his wii, pfftt if he only knew. Btw, that is not a conversation I’d ever like to have.
Oh bb …..RECHARGABLES Thats the only way to go !!!!!!!
I know you are so right. I am killing mother earth single handedly with the amount of batteries I throw away. Okay, I’m going to be greener about the batteries.
JAG – seriously how can you even think about ON shirts with that close up of his face going on????
help! ….just catching up on TwiSmut Sunday.
I started reading a fic about B sleeping with both E & Carslisle but doesn’t know they’re related. E didn’t know C was his dad for a long time, neither of them know the others involvement with B. Carslisle just opened his own doctors office. ….anybody know what I’m talking about? I forgot to save it to faves and am dying to find it!
It’s Dirty Little Secrets by brits23. I FLUV that fic and am anxiously awaiting her next update. It is so hot, just like Miami where it’s set!
yes that’s it!!! thanks!!!
ROFL I just looked it up and the last chapter is called MANACONDA??? Oh I’m so there lol Any relation to the Robaconda???
*headdesk*
What a week to lose my mojo…but the outtakes are certainly helping to get it back…and now back to RL…bleh…