I can’t believe I missed these Details Magazine screen caps…W.T.F. H00rFAIL! So it’s right-lick-drool-save day today at RAoR!
more yumm after the humm…
I think Rob just spotted Josephine Murphy O.o
LMFAO LUV his face here! So Rob! #awkward
BEST.PANTS.EVER!
God Bless you foof for the GIF and tons more of these goodies at Robsessed!
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My wrist hurts (in a good way…so worth it) from all the Right-Lick-Drool-Save!
JAG I love this place.
I’m with ya Smitten. I’m gonna need a wrist brace after today. LOL!
I totes get what you mean… Though you could mean 2 completely different things… #AmbivalentCommentsftw!!!
**LMAO** Bleriana….I fluv what you said….**LOL**…I was thinking the same thing….that is why we have to go and take a “Cold Shower” after all this RobPerving….(aptly named don’t you think bb)….
I’m probably gonna end up with Carpel Tunnel syndrome after all the right-click-save i’ve done over the last couple of days. They have announced on twilightish that outtakes from Shine and AnotherMan are now available!!!!
http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/2010/08/47-outtakes-from-another-man-photoshoot.html
http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/2010/08/new-pictures-of-robs-shining-photoshoot.html
Sigh….couldn’t she have splashed a little water on those white pants?? Just sayin’……
LOL!
Lol!! I know right? Its not like we’d ask for her to splash the whole damn tub or anything (well maybe we would), but just a few strategically placed splashes! Ok, going to stop perving now…
IKR? And before anyone goes and gets all excited about that huge bulge in the white pants, after hours of investigation I have been able to determine, that this time, it is just the way the pants fold. Damn it!
Ha, Scilla! I also spent far too long trying to work out what that bulge was. I love those white jeans!!
He really looks deep in thought while he gazes at her in the bath, doesn’t he? What do you think he’s thinking?
*cheeseburgers, cheeseburgers, cheeseburgers…*
I think he was still hungover during that shoot, so he was probably just trying to make sense of what was going on and chanting in his head “Don’t get sick, don’t throw up….” Unless I’m totes in brain fail, I THINK I read somewhere that he had admitted to being hungover and that was the only way he could have made it through that shoot. Don’t shoot me *ducking to miss the flying rotten tomatoes* I might be confusing RL with FF–AGAIN! Whatever it took; I’m glad he made it through because those photos are sofa king hawt!
Bela, I’m pretty sure you’re right about him being hung-over – didn’t he say so in the in the interview that accompanied the pix? In the bath pic he looks like he’s staring at her knockers, but I reckon he’s trying not to imagine that they are 2 fried eggs, cos that will make him puke like Linda Blair LOL!
<3s JG
Yeah, I’m surprised pinky’s not bow-legged by now!
He’s thinking how hard (twss) it is to remain flaccid next to a naked woman….*snort*…..
I think he’s trying to remember all the names and sweater numbers of the Arsenal football team……
*ROFL*…I read somewhere that Rob said he was totally pissed on the shoot for Details mag. (Bela I indeed read this too…I’m remembering your comment now below).
He had said this after so many of the press took his cheeky comment about vajayjays too seriously…(guess they don’t understand the British Humor).
Who know’s what HHH was thinking…he could have been hoping to get up off the floor, or hoping he didn’t pass out, or get a woody, or maybe he was thinking what his mom and dad would be thinking about this photoshoot and what the fallout would be…in any case HHH looked fuckHawt. So many of those Pics screamed FIFTY to me.
LOL! yeah you are right… it’s the way that pants fold… damn it
but I have to confess that when I first saw that pic I was a bit scarred for a minute, the thought of that being ¨all him¨…
you have to be like Mr Fantastic to stretch around something like that **LOL**
( also I was thinking… thats why pinky is tripping and falling all the time she lost the use of her legs!)
MmmmmGooood….@ lost the use of her legs!
“That’s why Pinky is tripping and falling all the time she lost the use of her legs!” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! I swear, the size differential alone has me wondering how the hell she can walk straight most days. But, having done the effing measurements…. DAMN!!
Yay! You DID get my gif! That took SOFA KING long to copy all of those damn pics to make that!! There’s almost 200 caps in that thing!
If I’d been that model in the tub, I totes would have leaned into his hand and ‘accidentally’ brushed some nip against those fingers. Oopsie!
foof, it’s awesome! I would so love to find out what happened on that shoot. What with Rob’s unfortunate vagina allergy and all. Can you picture his interaction with the models, their small talk, etc. Poor Rob, I wonder what he did to talk himself-ahem-down.
foof it was worth it all the hard work!!!! its awesome!!!
foof!! I saw the gif last night when you had it on Twitter and I think my jaw is still permanently hanging out on the floor. So, so, so amazing, girl! THANK YOU for taking the time to make that little piece of Heaven. Now, ‘scuse me while I go watch it over and over and over …..
xo
~DD
Great job bb!! Thank you so much for enabling us today! It is very much appreciated!
foof thankyou soooo much for all your hard work!! Love this gif sofa king much!
*presents my first born child in thanks for the gif*
This is a great idea!
But…are we allowed to give our 2nd born in tribute instead?
My 1st one pretty low maintenance now…I’d hate to give him up
Foof me and hubs laying in bed this am and lets just say that GIF made errrr OUR day…holy shite…
yeah.nuff.said.
Foof- the gif was fan-fucking-tactic! OMR! OMG! I just had to wipe the drool off my iPad. Ummmm. We need these to help us through Rob drought ’10. It’s gonna be a long coupla months!
*waves at all the h00rs*! I’ve been in my bunker reading FF till the wee hours of the night. When will I ever get over this addiction?? I hope never!
that is an awesome gif foof! and I love the music along with it JAG
foof….what an amazing gift to your fellow hoors….thanks hon. I will treasure this. No shit…really, it’s so cool you made that footage into a gif for us. THANKS
*Gift of a gif*…..get drunk and say THAT ten times as fast as you can…..
Wonderful GIF FOOF….**so talented…she writes, she’s good with helping us to Perv on the pretty….LOL**
ROBdetailmag bring to my mind into myFifty…and today I started to read the oldMoTU for the 3rd times….weird !!! but cant resist !!!
I totes agree with you! And, it is soooo not weird to be re-reading MoTU for the third time! I’ve done the same thing!! *sigh* If only, there would be a sequel…or some outtakes. I miss Fifty!
Oh bb, haven’t you seen the sequel on Icy’s website? I’ve only managed to read the first chapter so far, because I just can’t get into the site to see the 2nd chapter, which was posted earlier this week …. grrrrrr ….. I want that lemon ….. I f*cking need that lemon!
http://50shades.com/wp-content/plugins/age-verification.php?redirect_to=http%3A%2F%2F50shades.com%2F
Fluffy yes you need to read that lemon!!! maybe it’ll help if I put the direct link here? I don’t know what is the problem that you are having but maybe you can get trough here
hope it works!!!
http://50shades.com/?p=1305
Nope, still no good. I’m at work, so it could be our firewall – I’ll try again when I get home Thanks a million, though, for trying.
IT IS SOOOOOO HAWT. I love Icy like a “play cousin”. She is the shizz. When Fifty says “you’re very disobedient” I screamed!! Clear your cookies and history and try again. It is yummness!!
Not to tease a lady at work but holy shite…that was some of THE HOTTEST FIFTY pissed off shite…go home sick and get your SuperMassiveBlack Hole taken care of ASAP!!!!
xoxoxo
You guys are killing me! I can barely contain myself and if I still can’t get into Icy’s website when I get home I may just spontaneously combust. My SMBH is weeping with anticipation …. ewww, that’s really nasty, sorreeee!
Fluffy let us know – I can always just do a copy/paste in email and get it to you that way.
Okay…so all this talk about Fifty gets my jizzed…here is some new stuff to enjoy thanks to our fave FIFTY PIMP….MELBIE
Yeah I’d like to feel more….
http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy304/PattyPattz1/DomWard-FIFTY%20SHADES/28_FIFTYSHADES_Iwantyoustill.jpg
Yep…”I want you Fifty; let me have it”…. Bzzzzzzzzzzzz
http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy304/PattyPattz1/DomWard-FIFTY%20SHADES/29_FIFTYSHADES_doyouwantmeIsabella.jpg
Thanks for all the help and suggestions earlier – and big thanks SuzieK for offering to copy & paste it for me. But I’m home now and …. panic over – I MADE IT INTO THE SITE ….. woo-f*cking-hoo!!!!! And Holy Bazookas, Batman, was that ever hot, hot, hot!!!! Jeez, I’m frazzled. Need a ciggie, or two.
There is a second chapter! FMeeee! See ya ladies!
Details = FIFTY…
O yes*
FIFTY INDEED…..Good stuff….Melbie our pimp has created more pretties with FIFTY quotes…I’m always right on it…..”FIFTY is my fave”…
I Love you too FIFTY…..
http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy304/PattyPattz1/DomWard-FIFTY%20SHADES/33_FIFTYSHADES_IloveyouMrsCullen.jpg
Hmmmm FIFTY you can handcuff me and punish me like that anytime…..***ROFL**
http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy304/PattyPattz1/DomWard-FIFTY%20SHADES/34_FIFTYSHADES_punishmentf_ck.jpg
Detail Mag spread just screams FIFTY to me….the double imposed pics are interesting too.
More FIFTY for you enjoyment..and MINE!!! ***Giggling***
http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy304/PattyPattz1/DomWard-FIFTY%20SHADES/14_FIFTYSHADES_handsonyourhead.jpg
Oh please punish me FIFTY…I like to play rough…
http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy304/PattyPattz1/DomWard-FIFTY%20SHADES/17_FIFTYSHADES_youwanttobe.jpg
**LOL** I just love Melbies handiwork…she is a FIFTY-HooR like me…just can’t get enough FIFTY or Melbie’s works….bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I’m Nuts about you too FIFTY!
http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy304/PattyPattz1/DomWard-FIFTY%20SHADES/18_FIFTYSHADES_weregoingtobed.jpg
Whew…I don’t know about global warming and all, but FIFTY def gets me all HOT and Bothered…..**WINK< WINK……UNF**
http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy304/PattyPattz1/DomWard-FIFTY%20SHADES/19_FIFTYSHADES_responsibleforglobalwarming.jpg
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nicole you are killing me here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I’m going to dehydrate for excessive wetness and drooling!!!!!!!!
@Floren…My Fellow FIFTY SHADES H00R….***ROFLMMFAO***….well bb, drink lots of water then…*LOL*…
I owe you an email bb….with some really good stuff in it…stuff I can’t post here or on PB….I’ll get it to you later today….must pop out to run some errands for and actually I’ve had too work the past 3 or so days…damn I hate when RL messes up my Perving time….
white pants on Rob is love. that is all.
word
Totes THIS!
Yes.
True dat.
detail photoshoot my end rob be my master god he looks like he has it
Damn, those white pants look good on Rob…or off Rob. Slurp!
I have to admit that I’m not overly keen on some of the weird artsy-fartsy pix, or on some of the ones where he is pulling some very odd faces, but there’s still quite a few which have got the ol’ juices flowing!
Fluff~ I’m with you on this. It’s one of the many reasons why I laugh when I hear about how hung over he was and it was almost a defense mechanism for him to get through the damn shoot. I said on Monday that the Details shoot even managed to make random naked women a little hotter to me. That being said, there are some of these pictures where I’ve done some creative editing.
For example, I cannot get over how amazingly f*ckhawt he is here…
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f326/Gin3vra/DetailsHotEdit.jpg
My apologies to the model chickie. It’s not that she’s not attractive. Like I said, HHH’s hawtness kind of reflects. But THIS is what I see when I look at this photo.
Ooh yeah, Jazz, loved that one of him, and I’m not missing the bird dressed in the weird arse-stocking. At all.
Or, weird-arse-hanging-out stocking. LOL. I was so effing confused by that honestly. I mean, it seriously looked like she had just forgotten to get dressed… or stopped in the middle of it. Not that I’d blame her. I mean, if I heard Rob was visiting, I might accidentally leave off the dress, if for no other reason than to save time ripping it off when Rob showed up looking all f*ckhawt-like and I throw myself at his hot ass. #asifIdream.
Voyeur4Rob – Saw you message from last night saying you had emailed me but can’t see anything in my inbox. Could you try again – lizziemac09@googlemail.com. Alternatively, if you click on my name there’s a link on my FFn profile to my other email address.
Voyeur – Got your email and have replied bb.
I must say…….I have spent many hours ogling these pics, and have strategically placed glittery hearts around my favorite parts! Lol! I just thought of something! Can you imagine Rob’s face if you put a glittery heart around the holy peen and asked him to sign it? LMAO! That would be priceless!! I would never embarrass him like that, but wow! I’d love to see his reaction!
Oh I would so embarass him like that…he would love it…I will take two copies…get yours signed for ya bb!!!!
GAH…luv it!!!!!!!!!!
MWUAH!
Me, too, TC! Rob’s got a little dirty streak in him that I just love!!! Naw…tee Rob!
I think he’s got a BIG durty streak
just sayin’
Alright, alright! TC1 and AC2 you have convinced me!! If I am blessed enough to ever get the chance to see him again in person, I’ll do it! I’ll absolutely put a sparkly heart around the HP and ask him to sign!! I’m going to start doing research for the perfect peen shot, starting today. Wow, this is going to take A LOT of research…..poor me…..asifwhatev!
Start with the Japan Airport Morning Wood shot. You might not need to go any farther. TC1 and I will go with you to get it signed. Then we’ll wrestle HHH to the ground and we will sign the holy peen ourselves!!!
With our tongues.
Oh the JAPAN PEEN PORN PIC…I have such a HEART-ON for that pic….as you all know cause I tellt hat damn story somany times you are ALL sick of it…mine will HAVE to be the picture I will be going to PEEN PORN PRISON for…
I will die if ROB says…OMG you are the gal who bought this HI-RES picture from Getty images and “spread me” across the internet on RAoR…*sheepishly I will put my finger in my mouth and start sucking on it…. and smile…
“Oh Rob are you “really mad about it???? You’re beautiful peen is a legend now…” cause if you are…I can so make it up to you….still sucking on my finger…
wooops wake up TC1…..
Handing him my glitter lube circled peen pic…in pink OF COURSE….
OH GOD>..the perfect day…
if I am right next to you hoors….
Die now happy…
Oh JAG, I feel like such a failure as a h00rfriend not telling you about these pics!!! They are sofa king hawt!! I’d kill to be one of those models!! of course, Rob would probably kill himself if he had to look at me in the buff. LOL
ugh. I DESPISE the Detail mag photo shoot. It would be much, much better with the pole-girls edited out. These pics make me violent and jealous!!!! *yells* ” Get your boob and assage away from MY ROB you hungry models!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Ok. I’m better now.
I so agree w u! I heard screams in my head saying get ur DAMN slutty hands off of him. Ug
Rob_ina- ” Get your boob and assage away from MY ROB you hungry models!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “Assage” My new favorite word!
For whatever reason, I didn’t mind all the nekkid boobage and assage pics. He looked hot and that’s all that mattered. Plus, these sexy pics makes the people who still looked at him as “that PG Vampire guy”, sit up and take notice. Robert Pattinson is one sexy MoFo and you’d better lock up your girlfriends and your wives. Because, if he wants them, he can f*cking take them from you!
“you’d better lock up your girlfriends and your wives. Because, if he wants them, he can f*cking take them from you!”
Amen to that! But I think that’s already happened. Look at all the hoors/angelz here. We’ve all “taken” already.
Wish he’d take me. Just sayin’
IKR? He’s taken me and he doesn’t even know it! LOL
Taken me multiple times in multiple locations. Just wish he’d actually been there.
“Taken me multiple times in multiple locations. Just wish he’d actually been there.” I know that’s right, JG! Thank GAWD for vivid imaginations and hobos. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…..
UNF, new pics of Rob and new pics of Jackson make one very happy h00r…
http://s946.photobucket.com/albums/ad301/Drizzll/His%20Holy%20Hawtness/?action=view¤t=piano-14.jpg
http://s946.photobucket.com/albums/ad301/Drizzll/His%20Holy%20Hawtness/?action=view¤t=piano-14.jpg#!oZZ8QQcurrentZZhttp%3A%2F%2Fs946.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fad301%2FDrizzll%2FHis%2520Holy%2520Hawtness%2F%3Faction%3Dview%26current%3Dshining8.jpg%26
*&$#*&37 Okay that link above takes you to the same picture twice….
WTF…let’s try some Jackson then shall we….
http://s946.photobucket.com/albums/ad301/Drizzll/Jax%20Hawt%20Pics/?action=view¤t=024.jpg
And
http://s946.photobucket.com/albums/ad301/Drizzll/Jax%20Hawt%20Pics/?action=view¤t=119.jpg#!oZZ1
that first one of Jackson UNF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello. My name is AliceCullen2 and I am the worst Pattin-h00r ever! After 3 long weeks, I was not able to convert my own sister to the Rob-Way of Life. Oh, I tried! I begged. I pleaded (Rob’s case). I whined like a little bitch. I threw a tantrum. I insulted at other actors (I’m so ashamed). In the end…nothing. The first week started fine. On the second day of her visit
I forced her towe watched Twilight and New Moon. She seemed to enjoy them. She asked intelligent questions. I gave glowing answers. On the third day we had cocktails (I paid) in my attempt to begin her Rob-buzz and went to see Eclipse (again, I paid). She said she actually enjoyed it; that it was a good movie. I heard her laugh at the appropriate times and when I pointed out HHH’s eyelashes, she said, “Yeah, wow!” Victory might really be in sight!After the movie, I was sure we were both on the same page and then the unthinkable happened. I still shudder at the thought. My sister…my own flesh and blood…said the absolute worst thing she could ever say: “I think Taylor is much cuter with his
chickletwhite teeth, nice smile and great body.” I nearly slappedthe bitchmy sister! I know I threw up a little in the back of my throat. But I persevered!I bitch-slapped her and forced her to watchI put the Holy Remember Me DVD on. She really liked it! She thought Rob’s scene in the boardroom was very well acted. Maybe I was wrong…maybe she actually is intelligent after all. NOT!!As the next week wore on, things began to get tense. As I calmly and intelligently continued to discuss Rob’s hotness and gorgeous-ness factors, she threw out the old “You’re old enough to be his (errr…ahem…uhhhh) sister!” Ok. Now things were clearly escalating. I brought up the holy peen (twss). She pointed out that he was someone I would never have. I pointed out that at least Rob is not her
jackassboyfriend! BURN! She said Rob is just a kid. I pointed out that his sexual stamina beats the old men (read her “boy”friend) she likes. She brought (poor) George Clooney into it. AS IF! I was nice. I said, yes, George, Johnny, Brad, John Hamm, Cary Grant, etc. were all very good looking; but that to my eyes, Rob is the most handsome man I’ve ever seen in my life. I pointed out though, that it’s not just looks. It’s Rob’s sweetness, adorkable-ness, his humble-ness. She hurled the old “it’s just PR” shit. Now, them’s fightin’ words, sister!The last night of her visit, after a quantity of champagne, wine, and grilled salmon, we really got into it! The insults flew fast and furious. I defended Rob. She insulted. I almost pitched a candle at her head. I held back the fist-of-death. And then things got really ugly when she said, “In two years everyone will have forgotten Robert Pattinson, but [are you all ready for this] Alex Trebek and John O’Hurlihey [spelling, but who cares] would still [throw-up here] be hot.”
I told her to fuckin’ pack her fuckin’ bags and get the hell out of my fuckin’ house and never fuckin’ come back again.I conceded defeat. You can’t win every battle; and in the end, who needs her to be a Pattin-h00r anyway? I mean, really. She’s back home now. Safely, thank God. But I know our relationship will never be the same. How could it be? I still love her, but I don’t think we’re even really related. So I’m back here…at home again at last with all my real sisters to share our love for all things Robbie. Ahhhhh….Does your sister have a severe mental handicap and is legally f*cking blind?
No. Then I have no idea what is wrong with her. *Shaking head and staring at Rob wallpaper*
Me neither, Christa, me neither. She wears glasses, but I think she just got new ones so I’m sure she can see. In the end, I think she’s just going senile early.
She has no taste and albeit unfortunate…someone is clearly illegitimate.
LOL! I’m beginning to wonder that about my own sister!
well bb, you can’t win them all. It appears that you got all the intelligence and taste in the family, so it’s not your fault. You fought the good fight, and if she has no taste and is blind, you can’t be held accountable.
*hugs AC2 tightly* Oh baby girl! I’m so sorry. Your own flesh and blood. The person who came from the same womb. Well, I guess it just goes to show that good taste is not necessarily genetic, but is a learned trait. You learned well. You paid attention to those things that showed us what true beauty and talent are. You learned to recognize the truly wonderful and to separate the posers and wannabes *coughTaytercough* from the humbly amazing. I guess your sister was just off doing what-the-f*ck-ever when you were learning your lessons.
It’s hard to accept that your sister might lack the intelligence and perspective to see past the Hollywood facade. But, we’re here for you, love. Sometimes the family you choose is better than the family you get. Love you, bbdoll.
My mom didn’t get the whole Rob’s attractive and sex on legs thing either….I forced her to watch my 2500 pics of Rob on my photobucket slide show. I kept saying LOOK AT HOW FUCKING BEAUTIFUL HE IS. OH MY GOD MOM ARE YOU NUT? FInally we were picking out a movie to watch when she came to visit me without my ahem cough *spoil the party* dad and she said: “ALRIGHT let’s watch Remember Me, I wanna see if your boy can act” . And GUESS WHAT? At the end she thought he did a great job and GASP…she said: “I get it, he’s CUTE”. Well, that’s something from a 74 year old mother who’s into tall dark and handsome masculine men types. but CUTE? Oh mom……what is wrong with you? At least she stepped foot into the Rob obsession and got a taste of “the pretty”.
I’d like to “get a taste of THE PRETTY” my own damned self (I say with a dirty/evil laugh waggling her eyebrows and licking her lips). LOL
PullMyDaisy…if my mom were alive I just know she would more than appreciate the Pretty! She would have been the first to point out his long legs and fingers and she would have loved that British accent! That’s why I know my sister was left on our doorstep. My mom had a dirty mind like me. My sister? Not. She didn’t even get the concept of twss even though I explained it countless times! And she was married for 20 years! What the hell did they do (or not do) for 20 years??? My poor brother-in-law. He must have had a hard time (TWSS!!!!).
or the brother in law had a LACK of a *hard* time.
Jazz…Haystack…thanks for your kind words (sniff…AC wipes away a tear). You guys are great. I think Rob would be proud of my efforts, don’t you? I went to battle for him, I fought in the trenches, I fought durr-ty for him. I flung myself prostrate for him. I defended him. I think he needs to wrap those long arms around me and comfort me. He needs to stroke my wounds, run his long fingers through my hair, place gentle kisses all over my face, take my clothes off, lay me down, take his clothes off, lay on top of me. Let me wrap my legs around him. Let me feel every long inch of his manliness….Wait, sorry… I got off track. Errr…thanks for your words of encouragement and welcome back. (Whew, AC wipes the sweat off her face and blushes.) Gawd…I missed doing this!!!
hehehehehe very funny.
I felt like voyeur for a moment…hehe
It was great,do it some more!
AC you got me hot and bothered there for a minute. By the way, singing the new h00r anthem “we are family, I got all my sisters with me”! Much love shugga!
That was sofa king funny AC2. You gave it the old college try, and if she just can’t see the light, then she’s effing blind! LOL
And welcum back bb, we missed you!
I’m glad to be back to perving on the Pretty, Roxiesmom2009. How does he get hotter with each day? I really missed
lickingclicking and saving, too!Aw, your sister has just revealed herself to have absolutely no taste, as Rob would say.
BTW, I loved reading this story because if I ever came out of the Rob-closet to my family (I’d die first…they’d NEVER understand…they’d disown me…thank ROB I have my RAoR-family), I know that this is exactly what would happen with me and my sister.
<3s and ((hugs)) AliceCullen2
Funny that you bring up Rob’s words, swade78. That’s just what I said to her when she talked about Tater’s (so-called) attributes (vomit). I leaned back on the sofa, crossed my legs (just like Rob did) and said those exact words to her! Made no difference. Guess this was the last time I will ever venture out of the Rob-closet. Thanks for the welcome back, bb.
AC2 — It must be hard to share DNA with someone so ….. so ….. I have no words just f*ucking *facepalm* She can go play in Tay-Tay’s playpen
SeattleChik–I’m sure she was left on our doorstep. And I think, truth be told, she’d rather play with Alex Trebek’s Jeopardy board than with someone younger. Not that there’s anything wrong with (old) Alex. In any other world (i.e., one that didn’t include Rob) Alex would be considered to be quite good looking. But, alas, one Robert Thomas Pattinson was born and the rest of us died.
ROTFLMAO! Alice, I couldn’t stop laughing and snorting. You’re a hoot, girl! As for your sister, there’s still hope. You haven’t used all your weapons yet. She’s only seen pics and movies, what about sitting her in front of YouTube and having her watch Rob’s interviews? I think most of us fell in love with his adorkable personality more than anything else. Pick out a few choice ones and then see what happens. Also show her the recent Another Man Photoshoot outtakes. If that fails, well, then there’s truly no hope and she should be scheduled for a Robotomy immediately. Good luck!
I tried that scilla. I did get her to watch the Jimmy Fallon (Robert is Bothered) interview, the Jimmy Kimmel Eclipse show, and the Oprah interview. She just said she had a hard time understanding him. (WTF???) So for the rest of her visit, I never said waaater, I said wau-ter and gu-rls, and naw-tee and duurty. Just to piss her off. And I showed her the happy trail denim vest US picture–every day! No favorable response. So, I give up.
How is it possible that the happy trail couldn’t get a response??? It’s beyond me really it is, you can certainly say you tried your best bb
It’s not your fault hun… some people just can’t see the light… all I can say about that… more Rob for us!
And if they give you any crap about being Robsessed.. you can use my new motto… “Don’t like me? Fuck off. Problem Solved.”
Naturaladdict…I love, love your motto!!! Yes, bb, I will definately use it! LOL
AC2 maybe you lost a battle but not the war… maybe she comes to her senses later on… perhaps with all the smexy in BA…
but if she said that about tayter ( by the way hypocrite much? she tells you about Rob being young but she drools over an infant beefcake?) I dunno if there is to much hope…
the only person on my family that I told a little about my Robsession was my mother… I said to her pointing to the new moon poster in the street ¨ma this is my new
obsessioncrush¨ and she said to me…she is so sweet…¨ay florencia he is TOO pretty!!!¨ she tells me this like I’m showing her a picture of my new neighbor or my new co worker **LOL**
(she worries when I go out with man that are too good looking because for her if they are too pretty they are men sluts)
so I said to her ¨maaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you are kidding me right!!¨
and don’t worry about your sister you have here all your sistah hoors/angels that have your back bb… we are proud of you for defend Rob and so is he!!!
Oh, Florencia (love your name, girl!!) I wish I had thought of that hypocrite comment when she brought up tayter! If I just had a do-over… I should have sneaked in here for some sisterly advice on these battles. I tell everyone that I have a major crush on the Pretty. My neighbor’s daughter who is pre-med said, “Ohhhh, I’ve been in love with Rob since Harry Potter!” And her mom agreed!!! There are more of us than we know! Thanks for having my back! I was happy to defend him and I’d do it again!
Oh baby sister…SISTER of THE SOUL….isn’t it terrible???? The day I realized I was the missing zygote was a terrible terrible day…YEP….get ready for some deep crap from TC1…thats just the way I roll…Clarissa Pinkola Estes author of the EPIC Women Who Run With the Wolves tells a Story of the Missing Zygote…it’s when we wake up and realize we are not like our family in some way…it’s a story of the stork dropping us off at the wrong house…NOW…this could be your sister or it could be you…either way…one of you got the special “R” gene and the other didn’t…you were “supposed to end up in a “ROB” friendly family…but alas a glitch in the matrix….
DAMN…sucks…FOR HER really and for you…sisters want to share everything….the “R” gene is a very special gene that draws you to strange and wonderful places…and it cannot be “created” or taught…it has to be innate…
Let us all have a moment of silence for your beloved sister…OH god…lately I am so sorry for anyone who does not see the absolute beauty of ROB…and see into his soul and see the sex he exudes (and AWAKENS) and DOES NOT GET TO BE HERE with this sisterhood of the most amazing, f*cking hilarious, focused, brilliant women I have ever met…so so sad…my heart has opened and sings when I am here and I feel passion I HAVE never felt in my life…I wish the veil fell away from their eyes and they could see what I see…they would be so much happier and hotter…then again…hmmmm maybe there would be more competition..anyway….
AND HER LOSS is DEFINITELY MY F*CKING GAIN…and being the SELFISH h00R tht I am…I am sorta glad she is blind…I missed you and luv you my little sister of the soul….
MAD MAD COUGAR ROB STALKING LUV!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xoxoxooxoxoxoxooxoxoxo
TC1 I totes you Sista H00R…..You know though…My attitude towards my friends and family who don’t like that fact that I’m RobSessed is just this…”fuck em”.
If they don’t see it our understand what I see I’m fine with it…just don’t rain on my damn parade!!!
@AC2 I understand how you feel. I’ve tried to share my passion for Rob and his projects with some of them and they scoff at me and talk crap, so now when they try to talk to me about something they are into I just blow them off. Some of my family may not understand it, but they give me my space and are put out at all…they actually find it amusing, but like my BF she is just a pissy little witch about all things that concern Rob and gets on my case all the time about him and all. She stands in front of me and berates HHH calls him the Vampire Boy and acts like I’m committing some damn crime cause I like to Perv on Rob, and I think he is just the Hawtess Man Alive. She’s even admitted she is jealous cause I spend too much time doing Rob Stuff…like coming here everyday, PB, YT and perving on pics of the pretty. I gave up trying to convert her, so now we don’t talk about him anymore or my temper comes right up and it gets ugly.
Us PattinH00Rs/Angelz are gonna do what were gonna do…so if being here and perving on the pretty make you happy…then just go for it.
Glad to see you back AC2…I don’t know if I’d have been able to be away and not perving so much for that long…***LOL***…time for another martini….
IKR Nicole…I luv you so hard it hurts…F*CK em…baby…F*ck em hard…ROFLMFAO…my family doesn’t even talk to me….they don’t get me let alone my Twiobsession or ROBSESSION…they don’t like that I speak my mind or tellt he truth or whatever…I told em to F*CK OFF years ago…the missing zygote??? I am the freaking OUTCAST ZYGOTE…
It HELPS SO MUCH TO KNOW I have the h00rs here that love me just the way I am…and you are one at the top of the “WILL BE THERE” at the top of the list bb….
still laughing….
TC1 said F*CK em long ago…
ROB is the least of my families rejection reasons….
Pour me one, too Nicole.n I’m gald to be back. It was a long dry period (oh this is too obvious…TWSS). But now that I’m back home things are looking up.
@AC2…Yes glad your back home again…what can I pour for you? Are you a Dirty Martini drinker too, or a LemonTini? Just curious bb…yep it’s been a craptastic week…too much shiz to catch up on.
@TC1…Ah thanks bb…love you too. Half my family is wonderful the other half has Cranial-Rectom-Itis….what I refer to as HEAD-UP-ASS!!! I told a few of them and friends that the only way they’d be able to see anything was if they would have a plexiglass stomach installed…**LMAO**.
Isn’t real LOVE…whether family, a lover or a Friend about EXCEPTANCE? If you love someone you except all things about them…the Good and the bad or what you don’t agree with…the point is your able to look past shit and love THEM….Not try to change anyone to suit who you think they should be.
I like outspoken ppl bb…it is how I am, and I find it freshing to know what someone thinks then to try and second guess things.
So just be who you are TC1…that is who we want you to be…we understand you just fine here! Us PattinH00Rs and Angelz know exactly what we like, want, love, and it happens to come in the distinct form of MrSexOnLegs…seems logical to all of us….”We have very Good Taste”, and anyone that doesn’t appreciate and see how totally HAWT, Gorgeous, and beautiful inside and out that HHH is…is a NUT-JOB!!***ROFLMFAO***
TC1~ Oh my SistaH00r!! We love and adore you too, bb. We are all just sisters of the heart, the sisters by choice. It isn’t blood or dna that we share. It is something so so so so much stronger. It is LOVE. Love and adoration for each other and love and adoration for the f*ckhawtest, most lovely specimen of manhood alive.
AC2~ You’re my sister of the heart, bb. We love you hard and fully, totally and whole-heartedly support and enable your addiction to HHH. Keep fighting the good fight, bb. But, always know that when frustration sets in because the female with whom you share genetic markers is deaf, blind and beyond hope, WE will always be here to heal your heart and get ya twitchin with The Pretty.
JG…you had me at SISTAHOOR bb….I lurve you so hard my little heart grew 10msizes like the grinch…tee hee hee
its’ ROB DNA…and LUV bb..
MWUAH!!!!!!
and the PERVING hormones prob don’t hurt…
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Thanks bb…you kept me going with your texts and pix; and I confess that I got up at 3 am one night and looked at all of my Rob pictures. I could. not. stand. to. be. away. from. him. any. longer!!! I was so frustrated those 3 weeks that I didn’t even dream of him! Quelle horror!!! My heart’s beginning to heal, Jazz and I’ve been itchin’ to be twitchin’ for 3 weeks! LOl hugs & kisses!!!
“Itchin to be twitchin”!! Well, wasn’t it loverly of Rob and the Another Man folks to oblige you. Cause, shit if I ain’t twitchin now. MWAH!
Amen sister! Preach it!! Testify!! I got the R gene and was put in the right family…it’s my sister who got dropped off on the wrong planet. My biological family is gone now (with the exception of a brother who couldn’t care less about the Pretty). So my new family–the sisterhood of h00rs–is where I choose to reside now. We all have the R gene here and thanks be for it! Thanks for the welcome back, TC!. We will continue the fight together to enlighten those less fortunate!! All for the love of Rob!!
Oh so that makes even more sense now…I am so glad to have you back…the less family we have the MORE we want what we got left “to get us”…bb…yea…I get ya…I got ya…I luv ya..
MWUAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We worship at the church of St. Mattress on our knees together my sister…
Ah, AC2, I can totally relate. I took my sister to see Eclipse this summer and after we got out she said…are you ready for this…”well, the acting wasn’t too good”. I lit’rally saw red but managed to mutter something like “the material is really to blame, he’s fantastic in all other movies he’s done” when all I wanted to do was take her by the shoulders, shake her good and hard, and yell “are you f*cking BLIND? How are we even related?”
My sister walked out on the Holy Remember Me viewing at my place this week.. she said “Please, he’s such a lame actor with a small cock!”
AC I refuse to fight her, I see no point in even bothering to convince her.. she thinks this unhealthy obsession has something to do with my underlying marital problems.. she has me PMSL sofa king hard sometimes! *AS IF* Rob’s only making my marriage better….
Small cock*AS IF*.. she still refuses to see that the JapanPeen shot for what it really is!
I think that as Rob was laying on that bathroom floor staring at her nipples, he was saying to himself inside, DON’T GET A BONER, DON’T GET A BONER….K will kill me if I do. He looks like wants a little nipple taste.
If Rob were with me HE’D be limping. I said last night on twitter I wanted to be locked up in a prison cell with Rob for a few days. Poor Rob would be screaming: “HELP ME she won’t stop riding my peen!!!!!!” Screaming like a kid on a roller coaster……OH GOD HELP ME MAKE HER STOP!!!!! hehehehehe
I started laughing uncontrollaby at this, PullMyDaisy, and now all my co-workers are wondering about me even more than they already do.
Hence the “Get Off My Dick” shirt. Musta been for you, PMD….LOL!!!
HAHHAHAHHAHH YOU ARE RIGHT AliceCullen2! LOL
Funny!
No shit…”If I get a boner….they better be doing some mad photshopping…F*CK!!!” hahahahhahahahahah
Wring out your sham-wows ladies!! New outtakes and they are killer. I li’trally poured coffee down my shirt looking at them. Putting the Robamedics on stand-by.
http://tinyurl.com/24cs4so
OH MY GOD, he really is trying to kill us ALL!!!!!! And you know how I ADORE black and white pictures any way, but Rob in black and white, looking all retro/vintage, FUCK ME. Lick, lick, click, lick, pant, lick, lick, click n lick one more time and THEN save. LOL Thanks annie. WOOF WOOF and a OW OW OWWWWWWWWWW and fuck me I love to see pics of Rob smoking. God help his lungs, but God help our clits, he’s SO hot when he smokes.
and OH MY GOD they are “HUGE”…….(TWSS). Where’s dreamysim1? We have ginormous Rob porn to be turned into amazing, minimalist, elegant dreamysim1 deskrobs. OH MY HERO of elegant graphic design, where are you?
and I LOVE this angle in this pic (so huge as well)…..his right side of his faces’ jaw line is so strong and sexy, I swear the man could slice turkey with that chiseled, sexy jaw. GOD……licking, nibbling my way up his throat, over his chin, licking my way to Rob’s ear lobe and nibble ….DOWN..>BACK…..OK I AM OUTA HERE. I can’t take any more…… He’s trying to kill us all. What a way to go baby, death via “the pretty”. sigh. THUD
http://www.imagebam.com/image/cc821494813914
¨god help our clits¨ ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Lordy, lordy, he’s sofa king GORGEOUS BEYOND WORDS IN THESE! UNF.
PMD nods…..tears in my eyes. I can’t help it, he’s just so beautiful and photographers know HOW to capture his beauty. They have their art form and Rob IS an art form…..so many was to photograph his beauty……line up the photographers and their eye for a fresh perspective, it’s ALL GOOD….
And just to think, scilla, these are the ones they didn’t think were good enough to use the first time!!!!!!!~ WTF??? Just kill me now because I don’t think I can take any more!
Holy f*cking hell.
This is the way to get us through a Rob drought.
Thanks for the linkage bb! These are great outtakes! He’s so pretty. le sigh
just making sure someone had posted those outtakes.. he is really trying to kill us, he decided he has too many fans and he needs to take some of us out… stay strong h00rs, stay strong!
HOLY JIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks Annie!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!! tell me if this isn’t the face of Fifty gettin a goooood bj… I totes picture him like that… UNF!!!!! ______________DED
http://www.imagebam.com/image/3aebcc94814059
floren83…..oh hell yeah…definitely a blow job receiving “fifty”face for fuck sure.
***ROFL*** Yep Floren that is exactly what I was thinking…
these pics O my …3.2.1.____________________
Gonna be lots of clicking and licking tonight! (must run out for more hobo power) then a long shower! Holy hawtness I love that man!
Holy SHIT! I just died. ________________
Oh
My
FUCK!!!
*THUD*
________________Death by InstantRobGasm!!!________________
I’ll second that bb! I left to right lick and save those pics, I went into a Robcoma and I just came out! OMFG. He is so beautiful it hurts! There is one pic where his lashes really show up and they are sooooo long. Sigh. Eyelash porn!
YES, those Rob thighs in those white pants…..THIGH PORN FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING WIN. MMMM I like him on the fur throw as well with his legs bent up ….mmmmmmmmm He looks so much older than 23 in this shoot (he was 23 then). I can’t get over how just the stubble makes him look SO MUCH OLDER. SEXY! FUCK ME!!!! That was one hot shoot. I just want to squeeze his thighs just once, please Rob? Can I, can I, can I, can I? pant pant pant…..
ok, crawling back into my Rob perving hole……wake me when the Rob drought ends or you find more pics of Fuckhawt sex God Rob laying on a flokati rug. NEXT TIME DO IT NUDE ROB!!!! PLEASE. I guess we have to wait for BEL AMI or that……just a bit naked. MMMMMmmmmMMMMMmmmmmMMMMMmm DO TELL! Please say we are getting naked Rob buns THRUSTING FORWARD with muscles clenched as he pounds one of the ladies of Bel Ami. PLEASE. If we can’t see the peen, for fuck sake, give us the sweet Rob buns!!!! DOWN….BACK…>BACK IN YOUR CAGE WOMAN!!!! YA YAHHH!!!!!! BACK! BACK!!!!!! ROARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
You are cracking me UP!! “BACK IN YOUR CAGE WOMAN!” So fucking hilarious! I <3 you. That is all.
OMFG Daisy…the pretteh naked on a fur rug…DED hoor FML
I’ll betcha that his mum has a nekkid pic of baby Rob somewhere. Probably on a rug or in a little bath tub. After all, he told Jay Leno that his family had seen it all before. Loved it when Jay said, “In a much smaller version I hope.” Rob should have said, “Yes, it’s grown quite a bit now.” ["Stand back ladies, I don't know how big this thing gets"--Rob.]
LOL, Alice, I wanted him to say, “Oh Jay, it’s never been small,” so badly, but that wouldn’t have been very proper. Damn it.
Am I the only one who doesn’t know who Josephine Murphy is? Am I going to have to google it, or will some fill me in cause apparently it’s ME that’s late to the party with that reference…
hehe Josephine Murphycharacter from the “F*ck Me Robert Pattinson” episodes, here is the first and you can see the others on their channel. They are frickin hilarious.
Oh, naturaladdict THANK YOU for enlightening my crazy ass self. I was like….WTF? Did I miss something on the news or what? LOL
Am I the only Rob perv who sees this picture and immediately replaces the cigarette held so delicately between his pouty, sexy, lips with my nipple? LOL I mean, they are parted JUST SO…..oh fuck me.
HOOR DOWN…>HOOR DOWN!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
http://pics.livejournal.com/brandnewluv/pic/00a5dbd2
ladies, I’ve gone over the edge…..someone throw me a rope, I’m getting all teary eyed at just how BEAUTIFUL he is. So beautiful……
His eyelashes, his beautiful skin, his shyness, his tenderness, his fuckhawt-don’t take my picture-brooding look (that’s what he said it is-doesn’t want his picture taken- so he looks that way in his pictures)….and OH GOD IT WORKS FOR HIM SO WELL….better than any man in history.
This picture brings me to my knees in TEARS it’s so beautiful…..
There’s NOTHING sexier and more beautiful than a sensitive, intelligent, artistic, adorable, unique and charming man like Rob.
I need a hug. How are we all ever going to cope with never getting to at least hug him? I just want a Rob hug.
http://www.imagebam.com/image/8cbfea94815255
sniffle…..I guess I will go watch the famous ROB HUG video for the millionth time. How many people watch this often? That is just sweetest hug EVER.
“It’s getting hard out here for a pimp”. LOL Can you believe that was the name of an academy award winning song of the year once? LOL God help me. I sang it on my gigs. LOL NOT!!!!!!
Thanks, I needed that Rob. Sorry for the pervy remarks, but hey, a girl’s got to do what a girl’s got to do….
Daisy FLUV your pervy remarks AND the hug of all time
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who is that lucky biotch! I would give my pinkie toe for him to do that to me! How can a hug seem so hot? Hey Daisy I say me and you start sum real stalkin’<3 Ya for puttin' this out there! I've never seen it before.
I watch it all the time, too. He is the sweetest fucking thing evah (twss). He looks like he wanted to both give and receive the hug equally. It’s such a sincere gesture. It just makes me all squishy everywhere.
Oh gawd! I’m never gonna get over this man, am I?
@robsings”Oh gawd! I’m never gonna get over this man, am I?” Sorry honey, but no, you’re not. None of us are. That’s why we’re all here. Because together we can learn to live with our Robsessions and take comfort in knowing that we’re not alone. Rob will probably be the death of me, but what a way to f*cking go. Am I right?
Oh, bb, I don’t think you posted yesterday, but you sure are making up for it today, lol. Those pics are sending all of us into a tizzy. As for picturing my nipple instead of the cigarette, but of course, that and other things.
I just made the mistake (WHAT????) of clicking on the image and it got so BIG (yeah, TWSS–FTMFW!!!)! Wow…those eyelashes and the hair!!! Don’t know how the rumour of him not washing his hair got started because dirty hair doesn’t shine like that!! It looks like it would feel like silk! I’m so ded….
I watch that Robert Pattinson hug whenever I need a little lift for sure! What a lucky girl! TOTES jealous!
@na- I do the same thing! I take a look at that vid whenever I need a smile or warm fuzzy. I love his look at the end. Like he’s a bit embarrassed that he practically attacked her and then maybe a bit proud of himself for making her f*cking day! Be proud Rob, be very proud.
me too me tooo!!!!
((((cyberhugsPullMyDaisy))))))) Oh sweetie…..I totes know your angst. I’d give anything to feel those arms around me. Of course, it would take an army to pry me off of him. I’d be all over him like a cheap suit. GAH!!
RL has been a bit crazy this past week but that’s never gonna stop me from RC+S when I get the chance, even if I have to run away for a few minutes at a time! There are so much new/old pics out now that I have my hands full
Speaking of here’s a new creation I did a couple days ago from Another Man
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm66/jolori54/RP%20creations/AM3.jpg
Hope everyone is well have a great day/evening Angelic hOOrs!!! {{hugs}}
Sexy Jolori…you create lovely Rob wallpapers as well….THANK YOU for sharing them with us. <3
Beatiful Jolori!
http://www.imagebam.com/image/c1268c94814729
This one is my favorite from the latest outtakes…the eyelash porn, the lips, the beautiful skin, the shyness looking down……..oh be still my twitching clitoris. LOL
http://www.imagebam.com/image/c1268c94814729
I guess my clit posted the url the second time…it’s stuttering….LOL
eyelash porn *le sigh*
forgot to thank foof for that awesome gif, I know it took a lot of time with 200 caps but hun you did a wonderful job and I think it was well worth it!!
thank you!!
Daisy thanks for the linkage hun, looks like I’m gonna be busy this weekend with all them new/old pics and the ones from yesterday as well!! RL be damned, who needs to work when you have the pretty waiting!
as a Thank You here’s another quick creation freshly made enjoy!!!
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm66/jolori54/RP%20creations/AM4.jpg
Jolori, Can’t take the credit, our beloved fellow RAoR hoor ANNIE posted the link that sent us all into Rob hoor heavcen. But thanks for the shout out.
LOVE this one……it has all the textures of leather…..and not just on Rob’s back. My “ISFP” colors are showing……too much “pretty” flooding my senses with sensual overload and I’m enjoying every Rob minute of it.
ooh ok, I see now…see that’s what happens when you don’t have time to read all comments(skimming sucks LOL), so Thank You Annie!!!
and glad you’re enjoying the creations Daisy!
I don’t know how many of ya’ll have read the ff For the Summer I just finished it, and trust me it’s the bomb!!!
I couldn’t stop!!! I thought I was going to go blind reading. Loved It!!!
I love al the new pics that came out, i lost almost al of my RobPorn this week because my laptop crashed! I have bin right click and saving like there is no tommorow……
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Luckily al those f*cking hot outtakes soften the pain a little
As I sit here nursing my aching right hand, I find myself wondering – is it a coincidence that in the space of 5 short days we have had the release of outtakes from 3 major Rob photoshoots – Stewart Shining, Details and now Another Man? Or is there, as I’m beginning to suspect, some more sinister plan afoot. As men become more and more emasculated by advertisers and women become more powerful, is there some evil James Bond-style villain lurking in the shadows, whose plan for world domination involves saturating the market (and women’s underwear) with vag-exploding photos of the hottest man on the planet, thus reducing the female population to a twitching, multi-orgasmic, and therefore weakened pile of goo ….. hmmmm *strokes chin and looks thoughtful*. Ahh fuckit, who gives a monkey’s?!
Pooshanks, my comment’s gone in the sin-bin (not sure why, although maybe it was that unexpurgated f*ckit at the end LOL!) So it looks like you won’t have the dubious pleasure of reading all about my conspiracy theory. Ho hum.
I want to read your conspiracy theory! Does it match mine that Rob’s management know exactly what they’re doing by releasing all this RobPorn to keep us hoors happy during the drought?
As did my perfectly innocent comment up above, FluffyLiz. I’m curious if I should also use strategically placed *’s. I’m with suziekew’s theory below tho. Hopefully Rob’s “people” know that there will be a slew of jittering, quivering, shaking h00rs with dry mouths and dry heave’s if we have to endure a drought. I know I will definitely getting the RP/DT’s.
FluffyLiz…here’s my take on the delay and it’s got fuck-not (see) to do with the “f” word. It has to do with the “S” word you used after “photoshoots” and before “shining”. You might as well have said the “K” word. As most of us have found, these words automatically trip the moderator button. Whether the words involve Pinky or not they are the trigger words.
WHAT?!?!?!? I had no clue the Details screen caps were released!!! D*mn RL!
I don’t have time to RC+S now ’cause I gotta work on Saturday’s post so…
@ JAG … thanks for the info. & great tune … luv it!
@ Foof … Great .GIF!!!
@ Jolori … Love your 2 new Robdesks … saved!
@ Annie … Thanks for the link to the AnotherMan outtakes!
<3 u all!
thanks sweetie!! <3
OK…I know we are all already looking at these pictures but holy Mary Mother of Rob…I cannot take any more I F*CKING MEAN IT…I need help…H00r DOwn…
http://www.imagebam.com/image/1abd3a94814215
DED
OK…how about this one???????
http://www.imagebam.com/image/1b3cb394813671
TC1…the part of that picture that turns me into
jellajelly…his wrist and the lights in his eyes. I’m melted…..Please tell us “H00r back Up!” Just do it!! hahaha
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Uh, I just read the Fifty update…I’m amazed I can still type…THUD…
If ya haven’t read chapter two of MoTU II…SERIOUSLY, RUN!
Just stopped in to see how big the H00R pile is after todays outtakes.
He’s gonna kill every damn one of us. If some of those looks aren’t Fifty then I’m not a pathetic Robslut.
Sweet dreams girls
Hello sista’s!! what a really really crappy week. Today was my shortest day at work only putting in 14 hrs !!! I have been so busy, I have taken no lunchs and not even had time to perv. I come home, then oldest has headed back to college and youngest back to high school. Briefly talked to hubs and to bed.
Now I know I am tired and my eyes were already hurting. BUT OMG OMG the damn pics that have released this week. I spent the seconds I had available getting CARPAL tunnel ! I was able to only read one chp this week…..yup chp 2 of motu2. Thank goodness foofs or scillas or the rest have not updated. On Mon and Tues, I got 2 hrs sleep and last night was 4. Heading off now to go…so I can get 5. Guess I will haveta change my name too.
*Xhausted In NC on ROB overload *
RDM…so sorry the week is going crappy for you…I do hope it gets better bb…starting tonight!! **wink, wink** ;
Whatever it is at work hopefully you have it fixed and next week I hope it goes back to a more normal grind.
We’ve missed you here, but understand that sometimes RL steps in and takes over…lets just hope you’ve had a litte time for perving and all to keep your sanity. **there have been tons of new pics of HHH this week released all over the place**. Have a nice weekend bb…you deserve it.
Suzie, those crafty bastards knew exactly what they were doing! I swear right now Rob could be running nekkid down my street and I wouldn’t have noticed it due to all the gawddamn hawtass Robporn I’ve been saving all day…..The Another Man outtakes killed me ded, twice! Sigh….at least his people know how to keep us busy
OH I WOULD HAVE NOTICED ROB RUNNING NEKKID!!!! Oh, please let this happen on my street….please, please, please! I’ll be good and not use the MF word ever again if Rob would run nekkid down my street. I promise!!!
This has been fun to read the posts from today! Wished I had been here to play with with all you HooRs & Angelz…it has had me LMAO!
And OMFG!!!!
The outtakes from Another Man shoot, needed the wrist brace for all that action…
*blinks innocently*
HooR down, sweet dreams girls!
Good morning ladies. As if having Fridays off from work wasn’t the shizz already, I woke up to find this incredibly sexy man on my computer. Here take a look…
http://s581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/RobsessedBLOG/Magazines/AnOther%20Man/HQ%20Outtakes/?action=view¤t=020.jpg
Oh and here’s another…
http://s581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/RobsessedBLOG/Magazines/AnOther%20Man/HQ%20Outtakes/?action=view¤t=024.jpg
I must say that I am one elated hoor today. Looks like it gonna be a GREAT weekend too. Lots of Robporn to drool over while giving the ole’ hobo a spin or two. Ah, life is good.
I couldn’t resist. I had to post two more.
Rob in color is always refreshing
http://s581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/RobsessedBLOG/Magazines/AnOther%20Man/HQ%20Outtakes/?action=view¤t=009.jpg
A 4 for 1 deal: Hair, lip, jaw, and finger porn all in one pic. I’m telling you Rob Pattinson does the body good, really good.
http://s581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/RobsessedBLOG/Stewart%20Shining/HQ%20Part%202/?action=view¤t=00a45pk5.jpg
I got up this morning in the mood for
gropingcroppingso I pull out my magnifying glass to give you lovely ladies a close up of some good quality eyelashporn and glisteninglipporn. Enjoy!!!
http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/y345/floren83/crops%20and%20tweaks/eyelashporn.jpg
http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/y345/floren83/crops%20and%20tweaks/glisteninglipporn.jpg
OMG his eyes are Sofa King beautiful, and his lips…UNF!!!
OMFG Floren those eyes….jesus h. christ on a camel would you look at that. *thud*
Oh those EYES!!!! My heart skipped a beat on this one!!! And I would love to suck on that bottom lip and maybe bite it a just little. Thank you floren…just thank you!!! And I looked at these just as “Edward Leaves” from the New Moon score was playing. ____________ded_______________ h00r down___________call 911_______________too late! AC2′s gone to Rob-Heaven.
I know Floren…I poste dthat pictuer yesterday…that is my absolute FAVE out of all of them..I opened it in photoshop and DIED…DIED…his eyes int hat shot killed me…F*CK….
zanax,…..
3….2….1….
THUD
OMG it seems like I’ve gotten a total of 12 hrs sleep in the last few days, with all of the new pics that have come out, that I have spent hrs R,C&S’ing as well as making new videos with, not to mention FanFic updates, plus RL on top of all of that! GAH! If there are anymore new outtakes I don’t think I’m ever gonna get a good nights sleep!
On a good note though, I went and saw the final showing of Eclipse at the discount theatre last night, so that was worth the lack of sleep!LOL!
Where is everybody? This is so weird, usually everyone else is here and I’m not! What, is it backwards day or something?LOL! Oh well, I guess I’m just gonna go do some more work on the video that I am currently making, be back in a while!
I know! I just came on while I’m on my lunchbreak & I’m all confused, kept refreshing the window. wth? have a great weekend SRL!
I don’t think JAG’s feeling well. People are probably waiting for a new post for today and aren’t commenting as much. I don’t think we’ll get another one today, so let’s just keep perving on this one.
Yeah…was *sniff* looking for a post….but following onto this f*ckhawt day yesterday is OK…if we must…luv you all…
Im home Im home Im home!!!!
Hey chicas, love you all, JAG you rule, gotta run again but I just wanted to pop in and say hi!
RL is SUCKING IT big time.
Rob, you are a naughty naughty SOB, who needs punishment of the sexual nature. How dare you take such fuckhawt photos and then expect me to go about my business! I have to keep changing my panties every 5 seconds. Time for the depends & shamwow, I need some help!!!
Gemma! I was wondering where you were. Yeah, those new pics pretty much have killed all of us. We all need to just go commando…although that might cause a different problem, lol.
Hey, Gemma! Those pictures were clit tested and h00r approved. How’s your new place?
Oh Scilla & Littleb, I really don’t think there is anything for us h00rs to do to fix the uhhhh ‘situation’ we find ourselves in. I’ve contemplated going commando but then it could get really messy (sorry if I’m too graphic!). I never want the hawt pics to stop but could they space them out a bit? Its almost to much to handle ( I said almost!, I wouldn’t be a true h00r if I couldn’t handle it-TWSS!).
. It wil lbe back to normal soon *sigh*
Anyway Littleb, the condo is great, hopefully I can move into it and start enjoying it! Unfortunately I have had obligations for house/pet sitting for 2 weeks and have barely had anytime to myself or to even begin moving/fixing the place up!
I miss you ladies and RAoR
I think we’re all well beyond the too graphic line.
“clit tested and h00r approved.” BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Imma add that to my hOOr dick-tionary.
Thanks eyeonrob, I’m honored.
“I wanna bang Rob” Fify style! Yes please with Rob on top! Gah I came (twss) after that last MoTU2 chapter and pile on these pics to boot well this h00rs going down!
Not to mention **yells** Edward Wallbanger just updated! Hella yeah! Run!