SEXY by ROBssociation Part Deux-Me

So like I said yesterday, the list continues. There are so many random weird things that are now oddly sexy to me thanks to Robert Pattinson.  Judging by your comments yesterday, you feel what I’m saying so imma include some of your SEXY by ROBssociations!

YEP TRAINS R HAWT!

more after the boost…

trains
the circus

The SEXIEST show on EARTH!

mullets
spray tans

Spray Tan Mullet = SEXY!

red velvet
goblets of fire

SEXY but I feel like he's gonna pull out a flashlight and show me to my seat...that sound DURTAY WIN!

HOLD onto your PANTIES!! RED VELVET & HEINEKEN in the same PICTURE...SEXAY!

Yep the Goblet is sexy and it has nothing to due with that wet dood beside it...at all #whatev

guitars
pianos

oh lawd, there are no words!

PLAID deserves another mention RIP HOBOs!

SEXAY!

Doc Martens
suspenders

SEXY angle!

Your SEXY by ROBssociation!

“Glit-ah”, books, camel cigs, coca-cola, button down shirts, and seriously akward legs and huge feet are way sexy now!

v-necks (with manfur) and long fingers that seem to be double-jointed

the HOODIE, and Addidas Sambas

Tweed – who knew?

There there’s peacoats

YUM!

And, for crying out loud, feckin’ Volvos!

Sigh…yes, the smoking thing. Oh to be a Camels filtered Light and be placed between those lips!

And how could I forget Arran sweaters

And, God help me, pyjamas!

craptastic Old Navy shirts

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Phew that was fun ;)

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208 Responses to SEXY by ROBssociation Part Deux-Me

  1. LMAO so fuckin true….all of it…he makes anything sexy…even going sockless in old shoes.

    In RM commentary…he mentions having a hairy ass crack. guess what….SEXY!!!!

    but only for Rob.

    • brittlovestosing

      did he really say that?? what part? maybe his accent confused you. cuz i really don’t remember hairy

    • elvis4scilla

      My theory is that all guys have hairy ass crack (and as a side note, hairy balls) unless they’re pre-pubescent, Native American, Asian, porn stars, or got drunk one night and passed out in front of friends with sharp razors. Rob’s hairy anything turns me on.

      • shay

        i have to admit Rob is a pretty hairy guy. look at his arms and chest. but he is still young, if his ass isn’t hairy yet it will. give it time.

      • floren83

        LOL!!
        scilla don’t forget about old men… when all the hair in their bodys goes away and relocates at their backs… eewww

      • spunkransomlover

        “Rob’s hairy anything turns me on”, Amen to that Scilla!

        • Rob's Zombie

          OK what about forearms and neck moles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am borderline obssessed with his forearm esp the hair that kinda wraps around it so weird i know! o ya and the mole on the bottom of his foot! I want to lick it.

      • eyeonrob

        BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ROFLMMFAO………totes ya, Scilla. Rob + manfur anywhere = 100% f*ckhawt.

        • Brandeebootoyou

          I agree with ROB , Neck Moles are yummy.. His is like a bullseye as to where he needs to be LICKED !

      • yes… I so agree… I remember when I was in my 20′s thinking hairy was gross…. but NOW… its my fave part of my Mr Galore and what a fantasize about with HHH… the top of the chest above shirt….. hairy arms with a watch.. yum…. the strong hairy legs, and MY GAWD… that happy trail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        GAAAAHHHH

        and not to mention the rough rough day growth on those chins.. just want to kiss and snuggle and I don’t even mind the “roughness” ;)

    • louise

      definitely would i only find robs hairy crack sexy!! but i may have to have a look to confirm this!!!!!!!

    • Laural (formerly known as justalurker)

      I don’t think he says ‘hairy’ but it’s probably implied cuz the tape holding the modesty patch wouldn’t stay. No doubt related to a ‘bad hair day’

      • BellaDonnaReed

        modesty patches…sexy >;)

        • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          Love it!!!!!!! only on him… I swear!!!

    • Sus

      Oh, Tink….you are so, so right! I am in Rob overload right now, looking at all those hawtass pics!!! Shizzzzz……………………….

  2. ihopatz

    Modesty patches *gigglinghysterically*

    • TwilightCougar1

      ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

    • Laural (formerly known as justalurker)

      *shifty face* …..ponders cup size of the bra they used for that modesty patch

      • Jazz Girl

        DD (at least) *gigglesnort*

  3. Nicole

    **LOL** JAG…too funny all the great *guilt by association* things we think of that only Rob can pull off.

    Who would have thought that looking like a hobo would be so friggin Sexy?

    • spunkransomlover

      Rob is the only man in the world who can look good wearing something that looks like he found it in a dumpster!

  4. Torontotwicat

    How about sexy scripts?

    http://twitpic.com/2ho2p1

    Or X-Box accessories??

    http://twitpic.com/2ho4wu

    The beach is already a hot place….he just raised the temperature!!

    http://twitpic.com/2ho3f4

    He can even make tree hugging sexy!

    http://twitpic.com/2ho2hp

    And let’s not forget…..the sexy sharpie….what’s that to the right?? What does that sign say???

    http://twitpic.com/2ho25g

  5. suziekew

    Those new Stewart Shining pics are just…UNF. The man is sex personified and the camera just loves him.

    Better late than never – finally downloaded my LA pics and even though you’ve already seen Scilla’s pic of when we met, here’s mine.

    http://photos.imageevent.com/suzie/laandvancouver2010/websize/Suzie%20and%20Scilla.jpg

    Other things Rob can make sexy? Eating at In-N-Out despite how unhealthy it is for you. Yup, I was at THAT one. Recognize the Birkenstocks store?

    http://photos.imageevent.com/suzie/laandvancouver2010/websize/In%20N%20Out%201.jpg

    • naturaladdict

      Oh Suzie, you are so beautiful :) I also drove to THAT In-n-Out the day after those pics came out.. and got my cheeseburger and shake with extra sparkles and wondered if the drive thru folks even had a clue who they served the day before.

      • suziekew

        well thank you ma’am! *blushes* Seriously…I felt like saying something to the girl at the window too! As in, if it was you, how is it you’re still upright and breathing? lol

  6. elvis4scilla

    Speaking of Goblet of Fire, I watched in on the Family channel with my boys the other day. First thing that stands out is that jawporn. You can see Rob’s sexy jaw a mile away. Also, his English accent was so much stronger. Swoon.

    I just got back from being in Carpinteria at the beach all day (1.5 North of L.A). I thought about Rob on the way up there, since we passed Malibu ( I kept looking for the black Chevy Nova). I told Elvis to keep a look out for it on the freeway and he said, “Why? That thing doesn’t run.” I rolled my eyes. I guess Elvis’ Robsession is reserved for the wee hours of the morning only, lol. Then I thought of Rob when we passed Fillmore and Santa Rosa. Who am I kidding? I think about Rob 24/7.

    • suziekew

      You could say I was kind of on a Rob pilgrimage myself a couple of weeks ago. I don’t think I saw much actual scenery – too busy looking for a certain Chevy Nova along the PCH!

      http://photos.imageevent.com/suzie/laandvancouver2010/large/Malibu%20theatre.jpg

      http://photos.imageevent.com/suzie/laandvancouver2010/large/Malibu%20coast.jpg

      • Suziekew

        Got caught in the sin bin but whenever it gets released there’s a pic of me and Scilla and another shot up above you’ll all recognize.

      • eyeonrob

        First of all, great to see the gorgeous faces of suzie and scilla! I love putting names with faces. Second, since we are on the subject of Rob pilgrimages, I have a confession to make. I’m sharing only cuz I know you ladies will understand and appreciate this story. Gather round the campfire………
        Some of you might remember comments I made about traveling to the WFE sets when Rob was in GA/TN. Didn’t see him but enjoyed myself and felt the love anyway. Just so happens that my DH had a business trip in Chattanooga this past weekend and suggested I go with him to explore all known Rob sighting locations. (Yes, I’m a damn lucky hoor to have a hubster that happily enables my addiction..). We had cocktails at the hotel he stayed at, ate dinner at a restaurant he ate in several times, and drank Heineken and shot pool at the Chattanooga Billiard Club.
        My sweet husband even went as far as talking to the waiters, bartenders, front desk people, etc. to get even more info about Rob cause I was too shy/embarrassed to ask myself. You have to remember that this was a HUGE event for this town and everyone was excited to talk about him. EVERYONE was complimentary of Rob. I felt like a proud mama and just fell in love with the man a little more, if that’s possible. His work ethic is amazing and he really tries to relax and have fun with his co-workers as much as possible, no matter how long of a day he has spent working. And to top it all off, when I got back to the hotel, HP and the Goblet of Fire was on TV!!! I just felt SO good being where he had been and hearing the sweet stories and compliments. We’ve found ourselves a winner, angels! Thanks for letting me share. Lurve you ladies!

        • suziekew

          aw, that’s so great to hear, thanks for sharing eyeonrob! We all know how amazing he is but it just tickles me to hear first (or second) hand accounts from people who have actually interacted with him and sing his praises. Apart from the hardworking bloggers like JAG, Tink and Debb (oo, I’ve probably forgotten someone important) we may not be his most visible, vocal supporters, but we’re hardcore supporters all the same and I think really “get” how incredibly special and unique he is. I so wish each of us could get even 5 minutes with him to tell him that.

        • heatherels

          Hey thanks for sharing your story! I felt like I was there with ya ;)

      • see, this is why I am soooo glad I am on the opposite end of the country! lol

    • Torontotwicat

      I remember seeing GoF in the theatres with my friend. When Cedric first makes his appearance, I turned to Tracy and said, “That is a beautiful boy!” and I wanted to cry when Wormtail zapped him.

      I never stayed to see his name in the credits (my friend wanted to leave and beat traffic) and I never saw him again until I saw his face on the cover of a tabloid around the time that New Moon had started filming. I believe the title said something to the effect of “Robert Pattinson Sleeping His Way Through Movie Extras” or something like that. I just remember thinking that they misspelled his last name. My mother’s maiden name is PattERson!

      • floren83

        I wanted to cry too… I didn’t read the books… so didn’t know that cedric was going to die… so I was like WTF!!! no more movies with that gorgeous boy?!

    • TheMissMod

      OMG Scilla I watched GOF last night and I was mesmerised by the jawporn LOL!
      Also thanks for the feedback, I’ve made the changes and the new Mistresses chappie is now up and running! Hope you’re enjoying your hols!

      Also, I may be in a Rob Trance from that Batman shirt pic….but…you didn’y mention the leather pants! THE CHUFFING LEATHER PANTS!
      I distinctly remember being distracted by Rob at the GOF premiere on GMTV in that jacket and the leather pants….*drifts off*

    • spunkransomlover

      OMG Scilla, speaking of Elvis’ Robsession, I want to thank you for posting your little story yesterday, I told my Hubs about it and he said that he doesn’t think he would ever get turned on by Rob, but he likes the fact that he turns me on, and then he spent a good part of the night showing me just how much he likes it! ;)

      • TwilightCougar1

        MR. SRL and Mr. Cougar…perfect RobHusbands…hubba hubba..Mr. COugar says he’s gonna have Edward tattooed on his ass cause he owns his add too and he owes him…..
        hahahahhahahahahha

    • naturaladdict

      I remember when I first saw GOF when it came out, I was already a Harry Potter fan, and I remember thinking “Well Cedric is supposed to be this really cute and awesome guy, they picked the right guy, I wonder who he is”

      • Christa64c

        GOF was where I fell for Rob. I couldn’t take my eyes off of him. He fit that character perfectly. I sat in the empty theater with my sister impatiently pulling on my arm trying to drag me out. I refused until I knew who played Cedric. He’s owned my add from then on.

        • Nicole

          Wow Christa that is when I fell for Rob too….that is good to know.

  7. Laural (formerly known as justalurker)

    guilt by association….hmmmm….wooly jumpers

    http://s1015.photobucket.com/albums/af276/Lintably/Rob/?action=view&current=10001.jpg&mediafilter=images

  8. Laural (formerly known as justalurker)

    trackie bottoms were never ever sexy before Rob. IMHO trackie bottoms/sweat pants never looked so fuckhawt hangin off someones arse?

    http://s1015.photobucket.com/albums/af276/Lintably/Rob/?action=view&current=000001.jpg

    • floren83

      yes!!! and I always hated man in sweat pants… but Rob in them… UNF!!!
      p.s. your name makes me lol :)

      • Laural (formerly known as justalurker)

        *shifty face* wasn’t just a lurker any longer since I’m posting and tweeting with people now.

    • Jazz Girl

      Amen and Halle-F*cking-Lujah!! But, even better is the combo of sweats, a T and a vest. Who the hell would put that together, let along make it look all effing hot. Easy answer. ONLY Rob!

  9. Laural (formerly known as justalurker)

    guitars….yes please!

    http://s1015.photobucket.com/albums/af276/Lintably/Rob/?action=view&current=700017.jpg

  10. Laural (formerly known as justalurker)

    sexpenders, sexboots complemented by thrifts shop grandad coat… with herringbone. still works!

    http://s1015.photobucket.com/albums/af276/Lintably/Rob/?action=view&current=Tom-Robert-Pattinson-tom-sturridge-2959155-1529-2560.jpg

  11. Laural (formerly known as justalurker)

    and how can someone in grandad jimjams be this hot? Is it the sexy lips on the bottle? the ciggie? jeez…I just wanna sit on that step and take up smoking!

    http://s1015.photobucket.com/albums/af276/Lintably/Rob/?action=view&current=700018b.jpg

  12. PullMyDaisy

    Oh my god those new OLD shots are killing me…..I’ve been looking at them and drooling all evening. Just STUNNING. Oh my…..he’s just killing me. I found
    http://weheartit.com thanks to my friend, NOW I AM IN PERV HEAVEN and have copied even MORE ROb pics to perv on and also, now I can hit ANY PIC on the internet and SAVE IT to weheartit.com Thanks samrosey for turning me onto it. YUM. Found some great Natalie Wood, Audrey Hepburn, beatnik pics there as well. FUN! GOD I love the internet. But Rob perving is my life now. LOL hehehhehehhehehheh

    • spunkransomlover

      Thanks for that We<3 it link Wifey, it looks like there's a lot of good pics there!

    • TwilightCougar1

      I know those old “new” shots…GAH!!!!!! The one where he is ont he dead animal skin…(ALSO MADE HOTTER by ROBSOCCIATION…) and he is reaching into his pants….
      http://www.twitpic.com/2hrsis
      GAH…
      DEAD
      Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      Rob perving is my death now……
      Thank Rob I have company….

      • Jazz Girl

        Soooo, am I the only h00r who wants to hunt down the f*cker who took that picture and throttle him for being a literal cock-tease?? I mean, EFFING SERIOUSLY!!! You stop the shot THERE!! Give a h00r something to work with. I know it’s effing well ginormous. But, COME ON!!!!

    • thanks for the link hun. I started searchin and found this. It is from a different angle than what he had before of the HHP shot at the MTV awards.

      But look girls it sticks out soooooo far, it is the ONLY thing NOT in shadows !

      http://weheartit.com/entry/2505211

  13. Wiltshire Glo

    ADDcandy on a train, boots and durrrty Rob. DED. THUD….

  14. LeslieJ

    Corn anyone? Corn on the cob = SEXAY!

    http://i957.photobucket.com/albums/ae60/lesliej21/Rob/pattinson-a-0912-07.jpg

    (if this was mentioned yesterday, I apologize, didn’t make it through all the comments. Livin’ on the fail boat these days)

    • DeeDreamer16

      CornP0rn FTW!!! :D

      xo
      ~DD

      • Voyeur4Rob

        I like to call it Corn on the Rob. Rolls off the tongue nicely (twss), don’t you think?

    • spunkransomlover

      I can’t look at, eat, or even hear the word corn without thinking of HHH!

    • naturaladdict

      Did someone mention, plastic bibs with big red lobsters on them? (see above pic)

      • yes… this shoot killed me… already having a thing for New England guys and then I see this! gaaaaaahhhh!

  15. Shelley

    What about Rainbow sweaters a la Daniel Gale?! Every time I see a clorful striped sweater (or jumper for the Brits out there) I think of Rob.

    But the main thing that I find sexy now that I didn’t before is Fruit of the Loom manties. I used to hate pulling them out of the dryer and folding them and putting them away for my husband. Now I don’t mind. I just think of Rob and sometimes pretend I am doing his laundry!!!LOL

    • spunkransomlover

      OMG Shelley you read my mind about the rainbow sweater!

      http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/Bad%20Mothers%20Hand%20Book/daniel2.png

      • JenUK

        I love Rob in glasses.

    • katiebird

      I just bought The Bad Mother’s Handbook DVD!! Can’t wait to watch dorky Daniel in action…

      • darose28

        Me too. Some crazy lady (me) just ran out in a downpour to pick it up.

  16. The list of “things Rob makes shmexy” is unending *sigh* I mean, when the f*ck did waistcoats (or vests, as you Americans call them) become so hot? When Rob put one on, that’s when.

    http://twitpic.com/2hq047

    http://i970.photobucket.com/albums/ae184/Thinkingofrobsite/00a348ee.jpg

    • Laural (formerly known as justalurker)

      Phwoar!

    • robsingsinmyhoyt

      GAH! So lurve the first one with the jacket and vest. Never saw that one before. He looks just like an angel. All pure and perfect.

      • Jazz Girl

        Pure and perfect…*giggle* Yep, definitely needs a bit of dirtying up in that pic. Ahh, but a h00rs duties are never done.

  17. Oh, and just for the record, the latest pix posted yesterday by ToR had me biting my knees as I slowly descended into a sort of fugue state, part way between ecstasy and pain. I’m sure you’ve all seen them by now, but if anyone missed them, here they are ….. come join me in GAH-Land, where h00rs go when their vajayjay’s go numb from hobo abuse …….

    http://thinkingofrob.com/2010/08/23/awesome-new-photoshoot-pics-of-robert-pattinson/

    • spunkransomlover

      I’m still recovering from those pics!

      • Laural (formerly known as justalurker)

        I still have a blister from the r/c+s on those….jeeeez! pianos and waistcoats FTW

    • eyeonrob

      come join me in GAH-Land, where h00rs go when their vajayjay’s go numb from hobo abuse …….BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *wipes tears of laughter from eyes* BWAHAHAHAHA!

      • you gals are on a roll today

        LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        Family is wondering wtf!? lmao lmao

    • ContanC2Rob

      God help us all….I’m just now coming out of my rob induced coma I’ve been in for the most part of the day because of those pics.

      My office mate finally asked”What do you keep saying yummy about” Since he is gay and knows me pretty well,I shared those effing exquisite,mouth watering,heart stopping,make me want to fu… oh sorry…*clears throat*…yeah,anyway…we didn’t get any work done for the rest of the day…teehee

  18. Hey Voyeur4Rob, are you out there, bb? Just saw your message from last night when I logged on this morning at work. If you’re going to be in London in a couple of weeks and have time to get your sweet add into the West End, let me know and I would just love to meet up. You can email me at lizziemac09@googlemail.com and if it looks like you can do it, we can swap numbers. SuzieKew is hoping to find time to meet up with me when she’s here on 9 September, so if you’re around at the same time maybe we could all get together – how great would that be?

    • MyRobbie

      Fluff, you’re the bestest angel eva. For reals. So nice. I may never leave this goddamned country for financial reasons, well, not for years anyway, but I know that if I do, and if I go to London, I’m looking your pervy add up. Mwah, bb!

      • MyRobbie, I know what you mean – I’m in the exact same situation financially so it’s going to be a while before I can afford to take a holiday abroad. If I could, I would want to visit every state in America where h00rs live but I’ll have to wait for the lottery to go my way. We are all so far flung, which is brilliant in some ways but also a huge drag, cos I have a list of h00rs I want to meet (and you’re near the top MyRobbie!) with little chance of it happening. Even meeting two of my fell BritH00rs, RomanySue and IGD, was such a thrill (hope you come back soon ladies), so to meet a h00r from overseas would be absolutely Robtastic. I’m so lucky I live in London, because if any of you ever do visit the UK, you’re likely to come to my home town., and I would go out of my way to engineer a meeting.

    • Voyeur4Rob

      Stopped in for a quickie and wanted to say, looks like we might be having a threesome in London bb! Shhhhhh – don’t tell Rob we’re cheating on him.
      I will e-mail you this evening. I cannot wait to lick a fellow hoor! xxx

      • Squeeeeee!!!!!!!

        • loogaboo

          hey FluffyLiz, I normally just lurk but thought I’d let you know I’m in London too, there are more hoors out there than you think, we’re everywhere!!

        • Hey Loogaboo, good to hear from you – welcome to the light! Where you at bb?

        • loogaboo

          I’m from East London hun, Romford to be exact. Lurked here for ages, now I’ve decided to join in the fun and perv openly so to speak!!

        • Good for you bb, it’s great when h00rs unlurk. You live diametrically opposite to me, as I’m in Surrey, so regrettably I won’t be popping round for a cuppa!

    • suziekew

      damn, damn, damn…it appears we’re leaving London mid afternoon so I won’t be around for the evening. This sucks-was really looking forward to meeting up. Anybody got any good restaurant recs for Edinburgh by any chance?

  19. Jody Flowers

    British Boys…So hawt had to share this guy he’s the same age as Rob….What’s in the f*ck’in water over there…nuf said!
    Every single top twenty song this summer make me think that everyone is writing song lyrics about him….Can’t turn the radio on with-out dream’in of Rob!

    http://www.details.com/style-advice/perfect-wardrobe/201009/male-models-behind-famous-fashion-designers#slide=7

    • eyeonrob

      WHOA and Holy hell! Another gorgeous Brit boy…I’m with you, Jody…there’s some damn good DNA across the pond. May just have to visit. Lucky Brit hOOrs…….

  20. OMG!! Can any other man make wearing a Lobster bib and eating Corn on the cob sexy??? N.E.V.E.R. Anything and everything he does is sexy!

  21. Jody Flowers

    Yea! I did it finally posted a pic….and girls I hope you like what you see….wouldn’t mind shar’in some of “Ollie” with
    ya’all…..cute name “Ollie” too cute … OH MY HOBO! :o

    • Jody Flowers

      Funny his last name is “Edwards” Now I’m think’in Edward’s “Ollie” …..Ollie,Ollie home free…. : )

  22. spunkransomlover

    Only Rob can make this look hot!

    http://i1021.photobucket.com/albums/af338/pattinpervygifs/Little%20Ashes/fdfytl.gif

    • You are not wrong Spunk. I have never found guy-on-guy action in the least bit erotic – the whole sausage jockey scenario was just, meh …. until, of course, Rob showed us how unbelievably hot it can be.

      • spunkransomlover

        IKR? I thought both Heath Ledger, and Jake Gyllenhal were hot, but seeing them kiss in Broke Back Mountain, definitely didn’t have the same affect as watching Rob and Javier!

        • Christa64c

          No where near the same affect!

      • Rob's Zombie

        Oh yeah baby! It was so hot I really couldn’t belive it!

    • SeattleChik

      Spunk, I agree. While Jake & Heath were hot, Rob and Javier were smokin’ hot and I never thought I’d say that about guy-on-guy. Whew, where’s that hobo?

      • Dee

        God they were both so beautiful. My heart was breaking for them.

    • TwilightCougar1

      Agree agree double agree…only Rob can make ****MOVIE SPOILER CUMMIN**** a gay guy having sex with a woman while a man in the corner watches and masturbates….HAWT…when that man in the corner is ROB!!!!! OMG I almost died in the theater…SHAMWOW time…

      p.s. Mr.COugar perfect hubs…took me to an art house theatre to see that on FATHERS DAY…le sigh….

      • eyeonrob

        Totes agree, TC1…….that was some HAWT stuff. Just the thought of those long fingers takin’ care of bizness…..just sayin…sounds like Mr. TC1 is a real gem! Aren’t we the lucky hoors??? Smart hubsters to take advantage of the raging hormones…

        • TwilightCougar1

          oh mr. Cougar redefines “keeper”… :)
          totes agreee on the fingers..
          only a couple other things i want those fingers doing..but pleasuring himself is ok with me…
          Gah..
          gotta sleep…
          durty hoor outta here

  23. Hellokittee

    Girls, you are killing me slowly here____________DED___________

    Another day down the drain because I can’t get Rob off my mind!

    • Dee

      Nothin wrong with that. ;) That’s an exceptional day in my book.

  24. spunkransomlover

    GAH! RL is calling again and unfortunately my perv time has to be put on hold for now, but before I go I want to re-share my new vid that I posted last night for those who might have missed it! It fits right in to today’s topic!

    • spunkransomlover

      And I thought that I’d share this one too, which I actually made before the one above! It has some pics which I think are also perfect for today’s post!
      Happy Perving Ladies!

      • eyeonrob

        *grabs fire extinguisher for hoo-hah* GAH! hOOr down in 3…2…1..
        T
        H
        U
        D

    • Purringtiger

      You’re killing me here! ______________DED… Awesom vid!
      BTW am I the only one who wants to kiss his eyebrows? They are so expressive and über SEXAY! UNF!

    • naturaladdict

      great vid hun! Microphones… definitely sexy

  25. rtpgirl

    Golden popcorn is sexy!
    http://i819.photobucket.com/albums/zz117/rtpgirl/Robert%20Pattinson-%20misc/robert-pattinson-mtv-movie-awards-3.jpg

    http://i819.photobucket.com/albums/zz117/rtpgirl/Robert%20Pattinson

    • rtpgirl

      Let’s try that 2nd one again…
      http://i819.photobucket.com/albums/zz117/rtpgirl/Robert%20Pattinson-%20misc/2010-MTV-Movie-Awards-robert-pattinson-12795702-481-600.jpg

      RL has it’s claws in me today. Ggrrrr!

      • eyeonrob

        *bitch slaps RL* “Release rtpgirl, you evil wench!!”

  26. Haystackhair

    Holy hell, there goes any chance of me being productive today. How does he do it? how????

  27. oldenuf2nobetter

    OK…The peacoat one waaaaay up top with the orange t-shirt? — I can’t focus on the peacoat — all I see is HHH’s crotch!!!! DED

  28. Christa64c

    Something we all admire and find sexy but sometimes forget to comment on amidst all the sexiness that Rob radiates, is the fact that he’s kind, sweet, funny, charming and warm. In a nutshell, Rob is a gentlman through and through. And I find that incredibly sexy!

    • oldenuf2nobetter

      Amen that Christa!!!

    • swade78

      I completely agree with you. ;) His looks definitely caught my attention…obviously. But it was his interviews that hooked me–oh and maybe his ass too.

      • Purringtiger

        LOL! I totes agree!

    • imamess

      No kidding Christa! Sexy is the WORD!

    • eyeonrob

      Totes ya on that, christa64c! Nuclear hot sex god one minute…. sweet, goofy, shy dork the next. What an intoxicating mixture. One minute I want to f*ck him until the cows come home and the next minute I have this irresistible urge to cook dinner for him and do his laundry. What’s a hOOr to do, I ask you???????

      • suziekew

        “nuclear hot sex god”…how very well put!

    • suziekew

      *standing O* (that’s ovation…although given what we suspect of his..erm, abilities I’m not ruling out the other O)

      Yep Christa, I agree 1000% and said something similar yesterday about how character can be one of the sexiest things about a man. So combining your list and mine, here’s what I like to call (in no particular order):

      Rob’s Top 10 schmexy attributes .

      Kind
      Sweet
      Funny
      Charming
      Warm
      Faithful
      Loyal
      Devoted
      Humble
      Respectful
      Honest (I used integrity but there is no adjectival form of this word)

  29. SeattleChik

    I am a hoor of few words, so I say: anything Rob-licious touches, smells, wears, looks at, etc etc etc is smexy beyond belief. OMFG that man rocks my world every single minute of every single day….GUH…I AM DED

    • naturaladdict

      Totes that bb! He totally owns me.

  30. swade78

    What about rubbing one’s nose? LOL! Whenever I see someone rubbing their nose in a work meeting or at the grocery store or wherever, my mind immediately goes to Rob. Weird, but true, haha. I don’t know if it’s sexy, exactly, but it certainly gets my mind on him, which leads to sexy thoughts in no time.

    • robsingsinmyhoyt

      IKR? I become mesmerized anytime I see a guy pulling on his eyebrows. It’s like I drift off to another world. Robworld.

  31. Geez…..I went back and caught up on last nights post. Is it bad when you laugh at yourself?????

    Boy I was feeling no pain and JJIIIIIZZZZIIN reall really bad. I can read what I typed, but it took so effort. I wound up getting like 2 hrs sleep cause I started working on the vid. NNnnnoooo telling what I will find when I go back to it.

    • Purringtiger

      Your posts yesterday were made of win! You really made me laugh! Keep it up (twss!)

      • Oh I was laughing at myself and bowing head and shaking it as I reread it.
        I’m sure I will have a bigger laugh at the vid I started on. I rememeber working on it and I do remember it being like 2:20 when I went to bed and I had to get up at 4:30.

  32. SmittenByaBrit

    Have I died and gone to heaven b/c this is surely an angel….

    http://s970.photobucket.com/albums/ae184/Thinkingofrobsite/?action=view&current=00a386z2.jpg

  33. Yum…this is a new one for me on The Dossier US Weekly photoshoot.

    http://iluvtwilight.multiply.com/photos/album/1608/Dossier_Magazine_Robert_Pattinso#photo=2

    • SeattleChik

      RDM, that Dossier shoot has it all…leather jacket, skinny jeans, ciggie, scruff and most of all, the wife-beater T. OMFG who knew something my Uncle Guido wore when I was a kid would be something I’d find smexy NOW. God, I probably need a psychiatrist to explain it….or a sex therapist….

      • That it did. It had all sorts of win and although I had 45 different images of that photoshoot, I didn’t have that one.

  34. SmittenByaBrit

    Microphones are hawwwttt!!

    http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/applestore_picspam.jpg

  35. robsexme

    Sexy ROBssociation Part Duex-Me ?! ROFL

    Oui Oui !! Rob can “Duex-Me” anytime, anywhere! ;-)

    Open Mic Nites is definitely sexy Robssociation for me! It conjures up images of me sitting in little club watching Rob belt out a tune on his guitar. Mics, guitars, raw emo singing, bars, bar stools, dim lights, smokey air all = sexy thoughts of Rob.

    http://vodpod.com/watch/1759369-live-open-mic-night-rob-pattinson

    • suziekew

      omg I’ve seen this before but he gets in such a zone when he’s singing and playing guitar. So much raw emotion and power in his voice…gah, he just dies me.

  36. robsexme

    O.o. freezers! Yup another Robssociation. Everytime I walk by one at the grocery store I can’t help but think of Rob’s perky add sticking out & up in the air.
    Gah! I want to squeeze that tush!! Can’t help myself!
    ***sticks head in freezer to cool off*** :D

    http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jjr/2009/02/pattinson-howtobe/robert-pattinson-how-to-be-03.jpg

    • I spy with my little eye VML? Looks like he’s wearing tighty whities.

  37. BellaDonnaReed

    dwarves…whod have thought.
    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1//2010/05/pattinson-train/robert-pattinson-water-for-elephants-train-car-05.jpg&imgrefurl=http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2452581/robert-pattinson-water-for-elephants-train-car-05/&usg=__Ld_2tPLYTUm3nVKPHb0yrP0h4ME=&h=836&w=1222&sz=268&hl=en&start=60&zoom=1&tbnid=k-O6AigOaXVpmM:&tbnh=175&tbnw=239&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwater%2Bfor%2Belephants%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG%26biw%3D1228%26bih%3D505%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C1919&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=913&vpy=163&dur=265&hovh=186&hovw=272&tx=158&ty=102&ei=Jx50TMqXE5CknQfmob27CQ&oei=_R10TPT2FIOBnQe364nGCA&esq=6&page=6&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:60&biw=1228&bih=505

  38. robsingsinmyhoyt

    The sexiest and most attractive part of Rob to me… his singing.

    • suziekew

      Hard to argue with that robsings…see my comment above. I think if I were ever lucky enough to see him sing in person I’d go up in flames…no joke.

    • I even love it when his voice cracks and he laughs but keeps on going.

  39. robsingsinmyhoyt

    Besides his voice, the sexiest Rob would have to be just him, stripped down to the bone.

    This vid is a WIP, but it’s so awesome I just wanted to share what there is of it so far. Sofa king HAWT!

    • Jody Flowers

      OMG…the very last image of him with the little fuzzy wisps on his upper lip…just dribble a little creme and I lick it off…
      just a little taste …..God…Please!

  40. robsingsinmyhoyt

    Underneath his clothes….

    • imamess

      Hmmm, robsings, that was niiiiccceee!!

    • Christa64c

      @Robsingsinmyhoyt: Thank-you, thank-you for that vid. Just what I needed to finally end this crappy day!!!!
      For the love of Rob, somebody please tell me you have the pic at :10.
      You know, the one where he looks extra f*cking hawt in that long sleeved white shirt. I’d be your very bestest friend if you’d send it to me at clh64c@aol.com. Please don’t let it be a manip. I know the one at 1:45 is a manip but I’d still effing take it if anyone has it. Just sayin’.
      *Christa off to get a bib to catch excess drool so she can continue watching hot Rob video. *

      • I’ve never seen it before, but I think that’s a manip

        • Christa64c

          Damn! Oh well, it’s still his beautiful face!

      • robsingsinmyhoyt

        I think there are a couple of manips in it, but close enough, I’d say! Glad you liked it.
        I love the song: “You’re a song, written by the hand of God” – that’s the best description of Rob I’ve ever seen. Perfect.

    • floren83

      imma sad hoor… I cant watch it… it says some shizz about sony blocked this in my country

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