Out with the Old Rob & In With the NEW!

HAPPY AUGUST HOLIDAY MONDAY! lol I really don’t know the name for this holiday in Canada but who the f*ck cares because we have the day off WOOT!

So since i have some extra time, I thought I’d put it to good use and ask for your help.  The pictures that are making us hot is sofa king old, we need to get some new Robspiration. Out with the old and in with the NEW!

So here’s your challenge today ANGELZ, pick ONE picture, that’s right, ONLY ONE picture that is overheating your HOBO! Link me in the comments and I’ll make some new GIFs of what pictures are churnin’ our butter ;)   I know it’ll be hard (TWSS) but they can be old, new, in character, pap pics (non-intrusive of course) anything goes!

MKAY, heard this on the radio, had to post it! HAPPY MONDAY!

I want to play with you tonight
Hold me, that’s all
That’s on my mind
Baby, something feels so right
Maybe we could play tonight
I want to be
Somewhere with you
I want to do just
What you want to do
I want to be all over you
I got a dream and
You can make it true
[CHORUS]
Cause I, I’m fascinated
By your love, boy
And I’m fascinated
By your love toy

I’m fascinated by
The way you make me feel
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415 Responses to Out with the Old Rob & In With the NEW!

  1. Shae

    The shirt makes me wanna gag cuz it’s ugly but the muscles make me wanna do dirty dirty things to this boy.

    http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w320/SheaD_day/twilight/00490200.jpg

    • Spindellini

      ditto.

    • Christa64c

      I don’t mind the shirt. I think the color makes his eyes POP! But the muscles….UNF! Yes, this pic screams “Take me. Make me yours!”

      • spunkransomlover

        Amen Christa!

    • Me too
      Ohh God if I’m find him in the streats with a shirt like that i’ll faint
      My excuse: It was too HOT!!! ;-)

  2. snickerdoodle6949

    So many pics of the pretty to choose from. I guess I will have to go with this one. His eyes are just sofa king beautiful…….sigh.

    http://s903.photobucket.com/albums/ac236/snickerdoodle6949/TV%20Week%20photoshoot/?action=view&current=00Yael.jpg

    • ihopatz

      O.o AGREED! Lurve this pic…actually have it on my phone. I just stare at it all.the.time. Beautiful!

      • laphipps

        Me too!! It’s my phone background!!

    • TwilightCougar1

      Snicker can we all just agree that there was a great disturbance in the force when this Eye F*ck hit the Retinas of women everywhere????

      Nice call!!! I will have to find another now!
      smooches

      • Jazz Girl

        TC1~ Gods know I felt that disturbance… Every nerve in my body was tingling… along with some other major bits. *snicker* EyeF*ck FTMFW!!!!

        • AliceCullen2

          I still gasp when I see that pix. Thanks, JG for the text. I have a little time to drool over these but now I’m gonna be a nervous wreck by this evening!!!

    • Well, that’s saved me a job, cos that’s the one that’s doing it for me – it’s my desktop at work and I spend long periods of time just staring at it. Also, when I leave my desk I automatically click on my desktop before I get up, so it’s the first thing I see when I come back and jiggle my mouse (I’d jiggle something else too, if I wasn’t in an open-plan office!)

      • That’s also my desktop, but I have an enlarged virsion so it’s mostly his eyes and lips. When my husband saw it he just rolled his eyes. I looked smiled and said, “Isn’t he pretty?” He let out a big sigh and said, “yes” in the most defeated way. My son looked at it and said, “Mom do you kiss him on your screen?” I answered, “No, of course not!” (*whispers* psst..I really do)

        • imamess

          Littleb I have to say I LOVE your husband!!! You lucky girl!

    • spunkransomlover

      It’s obvious from my avi that I absolutely love this pic!

    • rtpgirl

      I feel like I could read his life story right there in those eyes!

    • That pic seriously shows off his eye color better than any pic out there. Beautiful gray/blue eyes. Unf! Perfect pic snicker!

    • floren83

      OMFG that picture… the first time I saw it I swear I cried, I just can’t handle his eyes… is just too much… so freaking beautiful that hurts

    • Bela

      That’s the first one I thought of, but I KNEW you’d beat me to it! I guess
      I’ll have to go with the hammock pic now. D*mn the bad luck! Eys f*ck or come and take me on the hammock; what a hard (twss) choice!

      Oh, NO!!!! I can’t find my hammock pics! Someone help me!

    • miniaturemom12

      BEST F*CKING PIC EVER!

    • Jesus H. Christ
      Those eyes are soooo f*cking hawt

    • Belle

      OMG Yes yes yes. Just about any photo from the TV Week photoshoot would be wonderful. Too beautiful!

  3. i will not play this evil game.

    • Haystackhair

      LMFAO!! I’m with you. It will be the death of me…….

    • lol Tink. I like this one and Jen accused me of bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing to it so here we go.

      http://twitpic.com/2adxk8

      • Christa64c

        I don’t think any of us could fault you for um, enjoying this pic. Robowski would tempt the most devoted nun in this picture.
        Beautifu, just beautiful!!

      • spunkransomlover

        OMFG! I think bzzzzzzzzzzing to it is an understatement!

      • rtpgirl

        Oh Deb! I would proudly turn up the volume of my hobo and let the world hear the buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! This pic is just. so. unf! I think I said this on twitter, but I just want to lick the salty sweat off his chest and enjoy his flavor on my tongue! *blackout*

      • AliceCullen2

        AHHHHHHH (sound of AC2 screaming and running up and down the hall) HE’S SWEATING!!!! ______________flatline!

  4. foof76

    Well, it’s hard for me to pick just one. I love the ones in the hammock, and I love the ones of him in the crappy brown jeans. I LOVE his new haircut.

    However, since I couldn’t choose a single favorite from those shoots, I dug back through my twitpics and found this one I keep forgetting about. SOFA. KING. HOT.

    http://twitpic.com/21vpo2/full

    • Oooh, you just made it easier for me by picking one of my faves. LOL Can cross that one off the list…

    • Spindellini

      never saw this one- I am a slacker-
      lick and save . lick and save! Thanks!

    • TwilightCougar1

      Foof…poof…there went my last bit of sanity…ah f*ck who am I kicking??? That went a long time ago!

      That should have a vaj drip warning or sumpin….
      D
      E
      D

      • Haystackhair

        vaj drip warning FTMFW!!!!! too funny, but too true!!!

    • spunkransomlover

      Is it just me, or does anyone else wanna lick his armpits?! ;)

  5. Nicole

    JAG..What an interesting post…I like how your always thinking up new and fun stuff for us… :)

    I love this look on Rob. The black Gucci suit and Grey shirt close to his face…his long, lean, sexy body and the sexhair…OMFG…HHH is so FuckHawt….**Le Swoon**

    http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy304/PattyPattz1/New%20Moon%20Premier%20NYC%2011-19-2009/Copy2ofrob-new-york-5.jpg

    And then of course I adore FIFTY…and thanks to my Drug Peddler and Friend Melbie who is also as addicted to FIFTY as I am well…she feeds my addiction for FIFTY even further…and let me tell you…FIFTY truely gets my libido cranked….
    Here is a classic example of FIFTY and Melbies handiwork…aka…addictive drugs. I fluved Rob in Segals photo spread anyhow…love the biceps hanging out, the super long SEXHAIR, those FuckME EYES, the Scruff and in sweats like that….Oh bb…I’m tell you and then add FIFTY on top of that….***Panties going Poof***

    http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy304/PattyPattz1/DomWard-FIFTY%20SHADES/FIFTYSHADES_sticktooralskills.jpg

    Oh man I could put up hundreds of photos that turn me on…Cannes and the wide leg shot, the Grey suit that is tight and all the awesome peen shots and of course anything FIFTY/DomWard/TATTWARD…these are just a few to start off with before I go back to reading…EP.

    • Haystackhair

      DED.

    • spunkransomlover

      GAH FIFTY!!!! *THUD*

      • Nicole

        OOO Yeah BB….FIFTY just turns me all inside and Out….**THUD***

    • sensiblenot

      DED Twice over. Step over my cold body

  6. ginaransom

    Mmmmkay… those pics are still making me hawt, but I agree there is so much new candy that they should be updated…

    This is one of my faveys right now… I cant handle it, and wish I could have it as my twittah avi, but so many folks have it and I dont want to get confuzzled all the time (blonde) …but I digress. Here is what I like to call “Robinem”

    http://twitpic.com/2avz9v

    And this one, because… well.. um, yeah… I really like the Edward jean jacket, err… I mean, green cargos are my new favorite thing to have on my bedroom floor for Rob to wear.

    http://twitpic.com/29ctmt

    • Nicole

      Oooo Yeah…the major PEEN shot there bb….GAWD I love that pic and for good reason…**Sniggering** Wow that Monster….errr…Anaconda is HUGE…**ROFLMFAO**

    • durtyrob4ever

      Choking on my PB&J sandwich! I am also fond of the green cargo pants…good call on that one

    • Haystackhair

      huh, what? what are we talking about?
      T
      H
      U
      D
      HSH flatlines……

    • spunkransomlover

      *SLURP*

    • Dee

      Holy hung Gina Am I seein what I think I’m seein????
      God help a h00r I just coded.

      • ginaransom

        Yeah I thought I was seein it too until I mosied on over to LTR and they are sayingg cell phone, and the more I look at it, that does make sense, but I am choosing to stay delusional ignorant. ;)

        • AliceCullen2

          Well, I’ve never seen a cell phone in that shape or position. This is most definitely one of two things: 1) a snake he picked up on the set of WFE and stuck in his pocket; or 2) The largest fucking flacid peen I’ve ever seen!!!!!! Cause that BIG boy is not even at attention and saluting yet! HOLY SHIT!!!!

        • floren83

          I’ve read that to in LTR… and if you Ctrl +++++ it looks kinda square at the end… but ignorance is bliss… so I choose to ignore the existence of cell phones and still daydream about the great Robaconda!!!

        • Nicole

          @AC2….***LMFAO*** BB that isn’t a damn CELL phone…..Rob use’s an Iphone by Apple… BTW….and they sure as hell aren’t shaped like a fallous, but I agree the FLAG isn’t even at Full Mast there…***ROFLMFAO*** That my dear BB is RobPeen and RobMuffin…***FTFMW*** 100% Prime Choice Rob….** Slurp, slurp***

          Errr…excuse me Rob….but, can you drop your pants a bit so I can look at your ahhh….. cell phone??? ***LMAO*** Wonder if this line would work…..nah…….but I’d have fun trying. :)

        • AgMag

          I’d just like to point out, he is right handed, so more than likely that flat shape on his right thigh would be his phone right?? I’m just sayin….

          and FYI, I def choked on my dr pepper lookin at that pic… I’m just sayin….

    • Ahhh…HHP! ;) That boy is packing some heat…Luv it….HOBO time!

    • Red_Headed_Lust

      I feel I must address this in my native Mississippi tongue: that ain’t no dayum cell phone!

  7. Juliet

    Sorry it’s a papp pic…but OH MY!!!http://s581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/RobsessedBLOG/July%2026th%202009%20Leaving%20LAX%20for%20NYC/?action=view&current=robert-pattinson-leaving-los-ang-6.jpg

  8. Nicole

    Look at that stare and those FuckMe Eyes…**GULP** OMG…those Eyes of his just kill me….DED______________________________________________

    http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy304/PattyPattz1/DomWard-FIFTY%20SHADES/FiftyShades_TipandSwallow.jpg

    And this one……HHH is looking so damn HAWT…those Eyes, those Arms, the SexHair…**I feel like he could have me on my knees begging and groveling for him**…..HE literally is MrSexOnFuckingLegs in this photoshoot, and then Melbie takes her Art and cranks it up by adding FIFTY Quotes to it……**Shivering…I’m a goner**

    Now I’ll never get any sleep tonight or this morning before having to get up and go to work….Or I’ll have a dream about FIFTY…**Oooooo the things my mind can cum up with…LMAO**

  9. You’ve got to be f*cking kidding me here…

    I wanted to pick a new one, something recent with the Robowski hair that I love so much. If the recent set pics of him in the vest with his sleeves rolled up were better quality, I would’ve picked that for sure. (Or the one of him from today with the extra–so fucking hot–but she’s kinda in the way. LOL) I almost picked the one you have as your Twitter avi, JAG. That one should definitely be there. —> http://twitpic.com/2aw2gp

    So many beautiful pics of the man, but when I think about what really gets me hot & bothered, it all comes back to me being a Tybert h00r. So even though it’s not new, I’m picking this one, because I could literally state at it all day long…

    http://twitpic.com/2avzg2/full

    The white v-neck shirt, the scruffy jaw, the bicep bump. *sigh* This is perfection to me, right here.

    • stare at it, not “state” at it. See… it’s jizztype-inducing, every time. LOL

      • Spindellini

        both are very nice. I will have a whole new photo library before this day is done.

    • LeslieJ

      I too am a Tybert h00r. And that picture of him in the library requires no hobo for me. That pic alone gets the job done.

      *THUD*

    • katiebird

      I am completely enamored with the first pic. It’s my avi, but black and white. Those eyes are so amazing…

    • Ooooo that Tybert one! Saved that. Whoa. *fans self*

    • spunkransomlover

      GAH the bicep bump! *LICK LICK*

    • rtpgirl

      Rob among the stacks! *running around in circles, jumping up & down* Rob + books = h00r dangerously close to needing psychiatric intervention! This seriously makes me out of my mind with lust. Ev.e.ry. time!

      • Nicole

        @RTPG….I totes understand you on this one….Library’s and Leather bound books….the smells in there and seeing HHH…well we’ll go to the Looney bin together then cause my Libido goes from 5mph to to 80mph in a minute flat when in between the stacks of books like that….I could never go to the library to study in college….It always drove me nuts…… :)

        • rtpgirl

          Nicole, I’m glad I’ve got good company! *hands u ur straight jacket*

          I could study if HHH was in there, it sure as hell wouldn’t be books though!

        • Nicole

          *LOL* RTPG…I totes you…okay, but please ask them to make it out of leather please…**Wink, wink**

          Hey Rob…want to go and to the library, and Study with us….we’ll be over in the Anatomy/Physiology Section…you know right across from S. Freud…..and if it was at my college library we could actually have a private study room…..**don’t know what we would be studying from the books, but man they make fine props***LMAO***

    • laphipps

      THAT IS HOT….LOVE HIS FACE!!!

    • ginaransom

      Oh gah! I love that second one… The only thing better than books and Rob for me is Rob carrying a Mac. DED. (such a nerddy h00r)

      As fer the first one, I think I can only take it in black & white. As I told JAG when she made it her avi, his hair looks geezer-esque in that picccy… sorry Rob, ILY but the light is not refracting right. You look old.

    • Nicole

      Love the library scene…something about the smell of books and especially the leather bound books…..**Certain smells like that ignite my libido**and I like his hair slightly longer like in RM….I’m Def about the longer SEXHAIR….Just crank me up to DEF-CON5 by putting RomeRob or New Moon Rob in NYC, on London in front of me, and FIFTY and yes the pavlovian response cums out…it’s on autopilot….***ROFL**

  10. Nancy

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_A_GllqIEDYY/SuRxU3x684I/AAAAAAAACz0/tAbqGovWAlk/s1600-h/002kqwgs.jpeg

    • elvis4scilla

      I love that one Nancy. It was my avi when I used to post on LiveJournal.

    • Hello, Nancy! It is my avi here. For me it’s his arms and the jaw line.

      • Ce Ce

        This one is MAJOR W I N for me!!!! I’m so glad someone posted it!!! I lurve this pic! Hello…biceps. Sofa king hot for sure.

    • Belle

      Oh My haven’t seen that one before – have to add to my embarrassingly large collection of Rob pics!!! Think our boy has been working out!!!!

  11. THIS: http://gallery.robertpattinson.org/albums/Photoshoots/tvweek/normal_009.jpeg

    I swear…. the eyes, the hair….. I’m dead and over-heated!

  12. Nicole

    Here is the Grey Suit I FLUV and the PEEN shot too I FLUV….

    http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy304/PattyPattz1/118674817.jpg

    And I FLUV this one too…I love B&W’s…this one has it all….SexHair, FuckMe Eyes, Peen shot, ThighPorn, FingerPorn, JawPorn…He looks so damn masculine and fuckHawt in this picture….He looks so James Dean….with the attitude to match and I want to just eat him alive….**OMFG…this man lights me up like a Halogen** ;)

    • Nicole

      OOOps….I got so excited I forgot to post the link of the B&W…*See how jizzed up I get** LMFAO

      http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy304/PattyPattz1/16834_103788816308312_100000315835003_100277_7100170_n.jpg

      • Haystackhair

        fuuuuuuuuuuuuck me sideways……THUD

      • Jazz Girl

        Nicole~ Holy Christ on a Camel’s Hump!!! Yes Please & Thank you Ver F*cking Much!!
        D
        E
        D
        !

        • Nicole

          ***LOL*** Jazz….Yep that B&W is something huh???? Damn that is one FuckHawt pic of HHH….Gets my pulse racing everytime….I can’t tell you how many miles I’ve ran just to relieve frustration from all these Pretties here, and on the WEB…..***LMAO*** I feel like I could run straight to CA with all this pent up sexual Frustration over HHH…..***ROFL***…..Between the Endorphines of running, and Adrenalin of looking at HHH….I could bottle this shizzz and sell it to NASA…..**LOL**

    • mellpr

      aahhhhhhhhhhh dead! AM so fakinDeaD

    • spunkransomlover

      OMFG…..THUD!

      • Nicole

        ***LOL*** SRL….Yep this man has crawled under my skin and has resided here for almost five years….GAWD the things my mind and body do at the sight of HHH…**UNF, UNF**

        HHH in that GREY suit just turn me into Pavlov’s Dog……..**panting and drooling like a dog looking for water**… ;)

        • floren83

          LOL! I’ve been reading The Cullen Sutras and in one chapie B said that her vajayjay has a ¨pavlovian response¨ to Yoguiward’s touch… I guess he does that to all of us… is not only our mouth that gets ¨ watery ¨ when we look at him

        • Nicole

          @Floren83…. *** ROFL***OMFG I have that Pavlovian response….DAMN that is just how I feel about 95% of the time when I see the PRETTIES or read FF’s with HHH references….just friggin does me in bb…. Like I’ve said HHH owns my arse…and that isn’t ALL either…**sniggers**…….ESPECIALLY when it I see FIFTY or read Dom/Sub FF’s…..Just drives me off the cliff…..
          I’m gonna have to read that FF then….I can totes understand how this woman feels!!! ;)

        • Nicole

          @Floren83 Thanks bb…I have bookmarked the story and will be reading it as soon as i have finished one of the big ones I’m on right now…in total I’m reading like 15-20.

  13. elvis4scilla

    This recent one, Rob with an extra on the set of WFE. Someone already cropped the poor girl out, lol. Rob looks sofa king hot there. I think the humidity down South, and by down South, I do mean the geographic South, sort of :) , is doing wonders for his hair, skin and overall sex appeal. The wife beater showing off the pecs, damn, he’s been working out and that sexy open mouth, plus the sex stare. Wow.

    http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f326/Gin3vra/WaterforElephants/HolyCrap.jpg

    On a separate note: OTI has been nominated in several categories for the Reality Rebellion Awards! Voting starts today. There are plenty of categories to choose from if you’re reading more than one RPF. I want to thank you so much for nominating my story. I know people found out about the awards on the last day to nominate, so OTI didn’t make it to every category, but I just want to thank you so much for even considering it and for all the support. It means the world. Luv you ladies hard.
    Here’s the link if you’re interested: http://realityrebellionawards.blogspot.com/p/vote-here.html

    • TwilightCougar1

      Scilla darling I am sad panda!!! Am on phone!!! Cannot see little pic for some reason!!! Will look later!!!

      Am in car driving to dc for work..sniff will read oti tonight!!! Highlight of day!!!

      Will vote early and often!!!!!! Mad luv for you and Marissa!!!!’n
      mwuah!!’n

    • Scilla….OOOOOH YEAH he looked SO FUCKING HOT in this picture. Here it is before the cropping. Can somebody save this picture in a very gorgeous way? dreamysim1…..please report to Rob cropping booth STAT. LOL ;)

      http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/2010/08/new-picture-of-rob-and-extra-on-set-of.html

      EROTIC…..look at his lips…..his face, his hair…his muscles…the wife beater. BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I AGREE LADIES. The man is BEYOND BELIEF.
      sigh.

      Good luck with the voting Scilla. I’ll vote for ya hon. KICK SOME ASS BB!

      • Jazz Girl

        Debbo~ Yep, sorry, the crappy crop was my horrid and non creative editing skills. I suck rocks at it. But, hell, it’s hard to perv on even that beautiful a Pretty with some random lucky bitch fan/extra is hanging on him. She had to go and a butcher knife does the job as well as a scalpel in this case.

    • I’ve voted Scilla, in all the categories where you were nominated (although why you weren’t nominated in the “Best Representation of a Real Person” and “Best Sex Scene” completely escapes me). Good luck hun.

    • spunkransomlover

      GAH his pecs are Sofa King yummy in that pic!

    • rtpgirl

      You know you’ve got my vote bb! ;)

      • elvis4scilla

        Thanks ladies! Love you so much. Liz, OTI didn’t make it to every category, ‘cos I only found out about the awards on the very last day to nominate. Not enough time to tell people. Maybe next time. But I’m happy it was nominated in so many categories.

        PS. JazzGirl, didn’t know that was your crop. Made my day when I saw it. He’s so hot in that pic, literally and figuratively, lol. I’m not from the South, but it makes me want to make him a Mint Julep. :)

    • floren83

      Scilla!!! how come OTI in not in best sex scene its beyond me!!! I’ve voted you in every category that you are… MUCHA SUERTE!!!!!!!

    • imstarryeyed

      Scilla, i’m loving OTI and I just finished the most recent chapter. Sooo good!! I have to agree with you about the pic. HHH looks unbelievably HAWT in that pic. I think it’s the fact that his shirt is unbuttoned, he’s wearing a wife beater, he’s wearing THAT chain around his neck, and he has the sexiest look on his face. I definitely noticed this one. Too bad it’s a fan pic.

  14. Juliet

    http://s970.photobucket.com/albums/ae184/Thinkingofrobsite/Eclipse%20Premiere%20Black%20and%20White/?action=view&current=PL52-BW.jpg

    • imstarryeyed

      oh dear, that pic did it…I cant’s take no more. I’m officially speechless, unless you count the groans coming from my mouth right now. ;) Oooo la la

  15. Kirstin

    Ooh la la…

    http://s718.photobucket.com/albums/ww190/kfalencik/Rob/?action=view&current=legs.jpg#!oZZ1QQcurrentZZhttp%3A%2F%2Fs718.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fww190%2Fkfalencik%2FRob%2F%3Faction%3Dview%26current%3D1ae36.jpg%26

    • Oh, yes! The wide stance shot kills me! Mmm, thighs.

  16. Torontotwicat

    Sorry this took so long! I had to go through all my Rob porn to find the exact pictures I wanted and going through 2500 takes some time!

    How in the hell did I get so many close-up pictures of his dick??? ;-)

    OK – I have to say it. Love the short hair! Don’t get me wrong, I’m lovin’ the schmexy bed head as well but I would not be sad if he decided to keep the short do. Just sayin’

    So, here are mine:

    I loved that photo shoot for TV Week! Just made me weak in the knees!

    http://www.twitpic.com/2awffp

    I just want to crawl up onto that hammock between those long legs and curl up with him! (no sex in the hammock…God help him if we fall and he hurts something valuable!)

    http://www.twitpic.com/2awd8j

    That intense stare…fuck.

    Water For Elephants – I think I’m looking forward to this one more than any other movie!

    http://www.twitpic.com/2awccg

    “Pattinson. Robert….Pattinson” Rob in a tux in any era FTMFW!

    http://www.twitpic.com/2awbtm

    OK – this one has Christoph in it too but who can say no to two hot men in tuxes?? I love Rob’s bow tie undone and slung around his neck. Mr Fuckhawt Classy Casual!

    http://www.twitpic.com/2awdja

    • LeslieJ

      Yes, OMFG YES! Yes, OMMFG YES! And Holy hell YESSSSSSSS!!

      The hammock pic is my phone background and I may or may not spend hours staring at it in bed…

      Rob in a tux is always Pure Win. Always. Unf.

    • bianx

      Yes! that first link of rob picture..staring…is my ultimate favorite…i just f*cking love it!

  17. LADIES and HOORS……(and you know who you ARE…. ;) hehehhe) this list can’t leave out the gorgeous ROB and his GORGEOUS CROTCH SHOT from that same great shoot that brought us the panty melting eyes wearing the grey hoodie. GOD YES JAG you HAVE to include the grey hoodie Rob eyes pic. That one has melted panties world wide. BUT I LOVE THE ROB CROTCH SHOT. THE THIGHS….the PEEK at the HOLY LAND. LOL BABY!!!!!!!!!! WOOF

    http://s965.photobucket.com/albums/ae136/music4debbo/?action=view&current=0NewPhotoshoot4.jpg

    • To further analyze this photo for possible inclusion in said photo compilation, perhaps we need to include a tighter shot on ONE of the two most beautiful portions of said subject in the picture posted above. I think the Rob face is more beautiful, but that’s just me….. LOL. But this is a close SECOND. ;)
      Thanks Beckys76 for this one. :) Nice spankbank bb. :)

      http://s763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/PEEN%20Asscandy%20Manties/?action=view&current=RobPSCro.jpg&newest=1

      • spunkransomlover

        Oooh yeah Wifey, Sofa King HOT!

        • Debbo, you are welcum, BB!! LOVE HHP!!

    • TwilightCougar1

      Debbo…I freakin luv this shoot…the straight shot onto the peen…bam….a cougar art directed this no bout a doubt it!!!! F*ck the jeans the shoes whatevs just notice the clearest shot to the motherland…..

      Always clear Calls can be depended on by debbo!!! Injust go from the eyef*ck to the package…back and forth and buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz happy hooooooor
      smooches

      • hehhehhehehh love you bb. God I love you people. hehehhehe
        buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

        • TwilightCougar1

          Ikr???? You had me at crotch shot!!!’

    • Oh Debbo, great thigh-porn h00r minds think alike. ;-) I almost picked this one as well. My favorite from that shoot. My hands are itching to grasp those knees and work my way inward…

    • DEBBO!!!! this is totes the pic that I would have posted! Partly because it gives me MASSIVE (twss) TWoW inspiration (yeah, he’s just taking a break from all his marking to sit on the desk for a sec and look fuckhawt…) but really it’s the THIGHS! and the smirky-face and the bullseye. I love, love, FLOVE this pic.

      Thanks for posting it, bb!

  18. tessANZ

    OH.MY.ROB!!! OH.MY.JAG!!!
    dropped in to have a squizz
    but no can do your little quiz
    cannot pick a picture for the best
    guess i will never pass this test
    but i have just done something new
    i have stopped wanting to be KStew
    instead…
    I wanna be Pattin’s Patti -
    That will be a sweet life for me!!
    Such a lucky little bitch
    Enduring doggie witch
    Waiting patiently in London city
    While her master works industriously…
    And the sweet reunions, no doubt,
    Are things to write poetry about:
    Scampering between his feet
    Begging for some canine treat
    Licking each beloved hand
    Performing at his command
    Rolling over to expose my tum
    Wagging tail at end of my bum
    Jumping up to kiss his nose
    Dropping down to nip his toes
    Snuggling into his fond embrace
    Spreading saliva all over his face
    Letting him scratch me on my head
    Lying on his chest and on his bed
    Wriggling into my favorite position
    Just below his cute belly button
    Snuffling into his manly spot
    His smells are sharp and hot
    This is where I covet the most
    Enticing as fresh buttered toast
    He laughs at my indulgence
    With simple artless innocence
    I watch him lasciviously
    As he smiles deliciously
    The sensation is unmistakable
    His hardening is only natural
    He looks at me with aqua eyes
    I leer at him under my disguise
    He shakes his head in disbelief
    And tries to move for some relief
    I yelp and whine so prettily
    He can’t shift his precious Patti
    From where she looks so smug and snug
    Fondling his fat bug in bulging rug
    So I stay for the duration
    Of my master’s perturbation
    Wondering about his own sanity
    Imagine doubting faithful Patti…
    Oh yes, no transient female lover
    For my shape-shifting undercover
    I know where his heart lies for sure
    I know he thinks and pines for her…
    So I wanna be Pattin’s Patti -
    That will be a sweet life for me!!

    hugs ands kisses for you all,
    will come by later to make a call.
    ciao bella, angelz, you will be missed
    but am off to see Rob in Eclipse!

    • Tessa that was f*cking awesome! You are so creative!! Lurve ya bb. Thanks!

      Welcum home, we’ve missed you!

    • floren83

      LOL!!!!! that was f*ckin amazing!!!

    • elvis4scilla

      Tess, I was just telling Miss Mod about you and the fact that you’re our Poet Laureate and here you are! Missed you.

    • Jody Flowers

      So cute, cute, cute….loved it….If only Rob could read it…he’d love it too! Though I’m sure he’d ever let Patti
      back on his bed….tfc

    • tessANZ

      hi lovely angelsz and sisters of mine
      floren83, Jody Flowers, Roxiesmom2009
      and of course elvis4scilla
      so happy my poem did it for ya
      but now i realise that i got things quite wrong
      “Patti” was “Patty” and possessed the boydong
      and he has gone to doggy heaven already
      and still being mourned by our Robbie!!
      but enjoyed catching you guys here again
      will drop in when some more RL dragons are slain!
      ciao bella!

  19. OH GOD I adore the voyeuristic WFE set pics of Rob enjoying his beverages and his smokes. The man doesn’t even need to be “fixed up” for a photo shoot to just be SEXY AS ALL FUCK GETOUT……GAWD. You know we’d all be like sweating and shit and he just sits there smoking and having a coca cola and looking like GOD’S GIFT TO WOMAN KIND. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I love the sensual canned coke after drink with his face contorted orgasmically as the fluid oozes down his throat (buzzzzzzzzz) and the phallic smoking shots with his “cigarette” all ERECT and shit (so eloquent, aren’t I? LOL) and the COKE BOTTLE DRINKING shots where his lips are SUCKING THAT BOTTLE like it’s an erect nipple waiting to be devoured. GAWD. buzzzzzzzzzzz Then there’s that ONE SHOT where he looks at the PAP (and you know the one) and gives him that HALF FUCK ME STARE/HALF FUCK YOU look that just MELTS THE CAMERA LENSE……YOU KNOW THE ONE…..gahhhhh

    http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/2010/07/42-new-pictures-of-rob-on-set-of-water.html

    • HALF FUCK ME STARE/HALF FUCK YOU PAPZ look. GOD THAT IS SO HOT.

      http://www.imagebam.com/image/e3098d90480364

      SENSUAL, EROTIC, OrGaSiMiC canned coke drinking shot:

      http://www.imagebam.com/image/961a5a90480346

      ALERT ALERT….JAW PORN, FINGER PORN, LIPS PORN, FACIAL ORGASMIC MMMMMMMMMM LOOK. WHORE DOWN WHORE DOWN!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!

      • oooooOOOOOOoooooooo SUCK MY NIPPLE ROB HONEY….>HARDER!…HARDER…..now the tongue…yeah baby.
        DAMN I AM GETTING HORNY. IS IT HOT IN HERE? or is it me? BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ hehehhehehe

        http://s965.photobucket.com/albums/ae136/music4debbo/?action=view&current=WFE1.jpg

        • ONE MORE and then I don’t think my HOBO can handle any more erotic, sweaty, hot, dirty, jacob/Rob pics. GAH

          Look at this man….the sweat, the sun, the hair, the MANFUR on his chest, the dirty-manly man clothes, the sideways glancing eyes. OH JAG PLEASE GIVE US SOME MANLY MAN JACOB/ROB PICS included as well….. OH GOD THIS IS HOT.

          http://s965.photobucket.com/albums/ae136/music4debbo/?action=view&current=WFE14-2.jpg

          ooooOOOOoooooo buzzzzzzzzzzzz. Those are my choices and I’m sticking to them. WHEW! sigh… I’m outa here. I can’t handle any more. WHORE DOWN!!!!!!!!

        • Jazz Girl

          Coke Bottle FTMFW!!!!!! Oh good GODS!!! How the f*ck am I supposed to function after this post!! I’m not even to the end yet and I’m already squeezing the thighs together for a little relief. FUUUUCCCKKKKK!!! Damn you, H00rs!

        • elvis4scilla

          Debbo, the only thing that worries me about that pic, is that gay men will see it and, well you know what they’ll be picturing and no damnit, they can’t have him. Rob is ours! Right, ladies?

        • Jazz Girl

          Scilla~ Ours Ours Ours O. U. R. S!!!!!! Nope, they can’t have him. Not one piece, not one drop, not one eye f*ck, not one panty-poofing smirk, not one run through of the sexhair!! Sorry, boys. I’m totes willing to share ANYONE else. But… Rob. Is. Ours!!!!

        • Nicole

          **ROFLMFAO** DEBBO I heart you bb….Damn I love your play, by play there…..I’d like him to use those lips and those lovely bottle sucking skills on something else though……***UNF, UNF*** OMFG>>>>>>>I’m so DED___________________________________________________________________________

        • Nicole

          @Scilla….Too funny BB….if you remember some months back even David Duchovny…AKA…”Spooky Mulder” said he’d go Gay for ROB….I about fell out of my chair when I read that one….I mean DD is married to Tia Leone and she is so pretty and all, but I also remember reading somewhere that DD used to make porno’s before he got into regular acting….don’t know exactly what kind he did…maybe he is Bi…..

          Yep I’m with you Scilla….Rob is 100% Prime choice for Woman…..WE aren’t sharing with any MEN….HHH is for WOMAN to Adore and Love….and also Coke does taste so much better out of a bottle any day than from a can…

          @Debbo….you def know how to stir up all the H00RS here…..the visuals and the words and then all your lessons on vibrators last week….Professor Debbo are you trying to kill all the PattinH00rs or what???

      • spunkransomlover

        CokePorn FTMFW!

        • floren83

          totally coke porn FTMFW!

    • Don’t those pictures above just make you want to pour full sugared coca cola ALL OVER your naked body (can’t forget the crevices LOL) and fantasize that *ROB IS LICKING* it all SLOWLY……TENDERLY….EROTICALLY….. OFF……….EVERY.SINGLE.INCH.AND.CREVICE.OF.YOUR.BODY>? GULP. I may also need some ice melting in my belly button as well (cue “9 1/2 Weeks” erotic ice melted on a hot body visions here)…..oh Rob honey….I know how thirsty you get sweetheart……..and……3….2…..1…..THUD.

      LORD GOD I AM HORNY…..>GET THE HOSES LADIES I THINK SHE’S GONNA BLOW!!!! BLOW? Oh Rob, you need a BLOW? DOWN, BACK, WOMAN, CALM DOWN!!!!! Sigh. Cold shower for me ……sigh.

      • soozy

        Debbo, you are so on my brain wave!!! You’ve posted my favorites, yet again, but your commentary was much better than mine would have been!!! LOL!

      • RetroLee

        Debbo – No one can say it like you! Those are exactly the pictures that do it for me! Can’t live without them – and thank you for putting my befuzzled thoughts into actual words :)

      • spunkransomlover

        Ya know seeing him with that Coke bottle reminds me of when I was a lot younger and I got my tongue stuck in a similar bottle when I tried to get the last drop. It makes me think of Rob sticking his tongue in certain places(me)!

      • rtpgirl

        Why, Debbo, yes, yes it does!!

      • Nicole

        Ahh Debbo you are so damn friggin funny…..**ROFLMFAO*** But, I concur with you bb….that is exactly how I feel alot of the time…that is why I go out and run….I have to calm my libido and frustrations down with some loud ass music piped into my ears. Believe it or not it usually does help, and if it still doesn’t then a shower and a dirty martini will do me good…..UNTIL I come back on the board later in the PM and see shizz like your Pretties and read post like yours and all…….I feel for you sista H00R…..truly…..and you crack me up girl.

        Say how is Louie doing???? Are you still corrupting him or what??????? Your even training him to attack Rob…..***LOL*** Yeah it’s ok Louie…momma wants to attack him and drop Rob to the floor and molest him too…..she’s teaching you all her pervy habits….. ;)

  20. tattedgoddess

    ONE??? Once again I am being tortured…. I love Rob as Rob more then anyting, his hands when he speaks turn me on beyond sanity!!! And though I fought watching it for so long Remember Me has kept the energizer bunny sitting pretty in his mansion hutch, and don’t even get me started on the coke bottle incident this week… oh and not to me mention the fact that a certin site has gotten me into fanfic and I am falling even more….. so Therefor I am submitting my pic that is keeping me up these nights this week….. one i have gone back to time and time again….
    An oldie but oh so goody… to me he looks like Rob but his reflection looks like Edward
    http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/jbearsbabies/hhh/robert-pattinson-506.jpg

    • katiebird

      We definitely need to include a couple of pics from that photo shoot. That b&w one is my personal favorite.

      Then I would say the shot of him walking with a cigarette in his mouth, and he’s carrying shoes in his hand. Definitely that one…

    • VanityFair Dressing Table Rob/Fifty is in my permanent top ten. LOL o.O now I sound like a crazy person. Serious, I wanna jump that.

    • spunkransomlover

      I love all of the VF 09 pics!

      • Nicole

        Me too SRL….I loved everything he did in Italy….RCE, Photoshoots and press cons…..Italy def agrees with HHH…..all the VF shoot there….like my AVI are HAWT.

    • somanywards

      “to me he looks like Rob but his reflection looks like Edward”
      how cool is that*
      <3 that one too* ;)

    • @ tattedgoddess … I LOVE that picture! I don’t know what it is but (to me) when Rob is not smiling (excluding pap. pics) he looks even hawter!

      @ SRL … I have 127 different versions of ALL the VF ’09 pics. ‘Nuff said. ;-)

      • floren83

        RCC for me is the same… I think is because when he isn’t smiling he has a look of pure lust… like he is eating you with his eyes

  21. Vana

    Girls!!!!!!!!! XXXXXXXX

    JAG, you asked loud and clear for ONLY ONE picture. That’s hard, very hard to do. But here we go….
    This one makes me delusional. Lovesick. A nutcase. When I enlarge it I can look in his eyes (and talk to him and pretend he talks back) for at least 30 minutes. When I’m having a busy week and I think I might be over him (stooooopid), this one instantly drags me right into it again. This one makes me say the most pathetic things to him. It even can me cry….. damnit.
    Oohhh…. sigh.

    http://s878.photobucket.com/albums/ab341/Vana-666/?action=view&current=37347567.jpg&newest=1

    • Vana

      Yep, that should have been: ‘it even can MAKE me cry….’
      You see what this pic does to me…
      Oh… and you HAVE to enlarge it, cause then you see the intense expression…

    • JUST ONE? OH FUCK….I screwed up. Forgive me JAG for I have sinned against the church of St. Mattress….I wish to be beaten with a wet Rob and tied to his bed with shackles. I cannot stop at just ONE ROB PIC that makes my hobo roar…….IT IS IMPOSSIBLE. hehehehhhehh Vana….I missed that somehow. LOL Thanks. It’s like eating potato chips……with Rob pictures, NOONE can stop at just ONE!!!

      • Vana

        I can totally imagine that Debbo…….. if was VERY hard for me to chose one………. it’s just cruel. :mrgreen:

    • jpfree

      Vana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Good to see you bb – it’s been ages. Where ya been, whatcha been doing?

      I love your pic and agree you have to zoom right in to get the full effect. His eyes are mesmerising. No wonder you talk to him, he looks like he would keep all your secrets. If I stare at his eyes for long enough I swear he winks at me.

      Don’t be a stranger, we miss you and your crazy Rob conversations.

      • Vana

        Exactly jpfree!

        That look on his face……….. oh god, if you even knew what he has said to me so far….

        Anyway: uhm…. where have I been?….. Well, let’s see….. working, buying shoes, accepting some invitations from friends for a change, working and buying some more shoes.
        I am ashamed that I don’t have any kids and a husband and still manage to do my groceries 10 minutes before the supermarket closes (e.ve.ry.day)…… I just need 8 days in a week….. How do all you moms do that?!!! (or is your family starving and walking around in smelly clothes etc etc) I really admire you.
        Ok, right now I have 51 minutes to post my invoices, have to take a shower first (uh.. or at least put my contact lenses in) and I also have to finish some copy for a client within this hour…….. AND I wanna ‘answer’ some sweet comments on here….. God, I need some time management course….. I’m terrible.

    • Vanna! So glad to see you came out to play today. When I see that picture I can’t stare too long, I may go blind. I can’t help looking at his eyes but then his lips are demanding attention and then I do back to his eyes and back to his lips and then I realize I’ve been staring at his picture and haven’t done any work done.

      • Vana

        little1223,

        Well, there you go. That’s what happens to me all the time with this pic. I keep staring, and talking, and staring, and playing this ridiculous scene, and whispering, and ….. well, then I realize I’m an idiot. I have this one as my computer wallpaper; can you imagine how long it takes me to shut down my computer every f****** night? :?

        • Vana

          oops, I forgot the b in your name…. :-)

    • Yeyy, Vana!!!! How’s your mum? Are you still pimping her out for pictures of Rob? LOL

      • Vana

        Fluff!

        Duh, if I can’t get a hold on a pic I want, I definitely will!!! But I sometimes give her a break, like right now, she just returned from making a Russion girl a mean lasagna. So I’m cool. She can rest.

        • LMFAO – you crack me up Vana!

    • Christa64c

      “When I’m having a busy week and I think I might be over him” Over him? Are you insane? *slapping Vana* Thank-god you come to your senses and find your way back to the “homeland”. This picture is certainly capable of making you fall to your knees and rejoice in the perfection that is Robert Thomas Pattinson.

      P.S.- I know what you mean about the look. He has a way of staring into your soul. Makes me think I’d spill any secret I know and perform any deed he’d ask of me.

      • Vana

        Right Christa,

        What was I thinking…. but I always have this pic (and you) to slap me in the face!
        And that look on his face….. what can I say…. can’t put my finger on it…. but it gets to me everytime I see it… he can hypnotize me with it.

    • rtpgirl

      Hey Vana! You’ve been missed! ((hugs))

      • Vana

        Omg rtpgirl, you’re beautiful!!
        Haven’t seen your avi before!

        • rtpgirl

          Aww, thank you! Right back at ya babe!

    • spunkransomlover

      Hi Vana it’s goo to see you!{{HUGS}}

      • *giggle-snort* I do love Vana, but only Rob can turn me into goo!!

      • Vana

        It’s goooooo to see you too Spunk!! :lol:
        A big hug back!

    • *waves* at vana! Where you been bb? We’ve missed you ’round these parts!

      • elvis4scilla

        Missed you Vana! Hugs.

      • Vana

        Hugs Roxiesmom and Scilla!
        Just the usual: busy (with work and buying shoes and all the other stoopid stuff I posted up above)
        Like I said: I’m terrible at time management…. But I missed this place….. I felt it today when I posted again and read your sweet comments!

  22. Jody Flowers

    Sadly I’m enept at saving and posting pictures…all I know is copy and paste….so I thank you ladies for the Rodfeast for my eyes…kisses!

    • elvis4scilla

      Jody, I copy and paste too. All you have to do is highlight the top address bar, right click copy and then paste into the comments here. That’s how I do it and it works every time.

      • Vana

        We ALL copy and paste Jody. Sometimes the whole freakin’ day.
        What else is there to do in life?….

        • Jody Flowers

          Thanks girls I give it a go…..I loved his attitude on the Red Carpet…. must have been the maroon suit.
          The boy can strut….Lord God…and what on earth are his hands up to here…bad fit, last minute choice,
          no doubt. Also when being interviewed by the two dudes from “E” did you pick-up their macho-oes all more like
          taunting questions about Rob needing body guards and our boy plucked right back” What, I can handle
          myself” love his tude for sure….Rob, so how do explain the female fan caziness, (the green eye devil asked)
          “they just have to sleep with me…they get it!) slamming….he was! DSC_5950_B_ROBERT-PATTINSON.jpg

        • Im trying!

        • Vana

          Jody,

          It looks like you missed the first part of the url/top address bar when you copied it….. try again ok!
          And then paste in on a new blanco line in your comment.

        • I’m an idiot!!! Now you know

        • Jody Flowers

          http://DSC_5950_B_ROBERT-PATTINSON.jpg
          Okay…let see…my last try!

  23. tessANZ

    hi everybodee!!!
    this is Tess from New Zee
    thought i posted at 4.28
    but still waiting for someone to moderate
    is this punishment ‘cos i was away?
    what do i have to do to post my say?
    just came back from watching Eclipse
    still Robsessed after many trips
    but delighting in bigscreen Robert
    is my version of RL carrot
    work my ass off all the day
    then let Robward whisk all my blues away…
    nice to see you all having fun
    will come back when more work is done…
    **smooches**

    • Yeyy, Tess, good to see you back hun. Hope all is well with you. We missed your mad poetry skillz.

      • tessANZ

        Hi FlufflyLiz!
        here, **giveusakizz**
        posted a poem about Rob’s dog earlier
        before realizing he has passed on, the dear,
        and that Patty was not the bitch i thought he was
        ah, i feel like such a paleantological loss
        but nice to come here for a fleeting visit
        and read the nice words you writ
        hope you are keeping well
        miss coming here more than i can tell…
        will try to drop by again later
        so ta ta for now, dearest alligator!

    • Jazz Girl

      Tessa~ Good to see you, love!!! Been missing your word magic! YAYAYAY!!!!

      • tessANZ

        Hi Jazz Girl, good to see you too
        will drop in in another day or two!

    • spunkransomlover

      It’s good to see you back Tess!<3

  24. Haystackhair

    Ladies, I got nothin’. that includes brain waves, breathing, and free will. He owns me, and all the lovely pics you have come up with are why. He has killed me ded. I knew I shouldn’t have looked, but who could resist?
    Off to find hobo…… would look for DH but I might kill him with my enthusiasm……

  25. OK, well as Snickerdoodle nicked my current favourite, I feel it encumbent upon me to put forward another one (which is the desktop on my laptop). It’s from the USA Today photoshoot and he was utterly yummy and super f*ckable in all of them.

    http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx25/FluffyLiz/Miscellaneous%20Photoshoots/0904_EclipsePromoUSATodayMay2010BW.jpg

    • tessANZ

      oh my…oh **sigh**

    • snickerdoodle6949

      Sorry Fluffy Liz, but your second choice is quite yummy!!!

      • spunkransomlover

        Very Yummy!

    • rtpgirl

      I have this saved in my spank bank as “mysterious Rob” :D

      • Vana

        VEEEEERY yummy indeed!

  26. jpfree

    I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of the black v neck t-shirt, that is sofa king hot.

    I’m a complete techtard so posting a link to a photo is beyond my skillz but I choose the HQ pic of Rob in the hammock. Reclining Rob FTMFW!

    • You mean this one, hun?

      http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx25/FluffyLiz/Miscellaneous%20Photoshoots/RobPattinson1010misc.jpg

      • tessANZ

        oh, rockabye my baby…

      • jpfree

        Yep, that’s it – thank god for h00rs with mad technical skillz Liz, thanks babe.

    • Or this one?

      http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx25/FluffyLiz/Miscellaneous%20Photoshoots/RobPattinson1010xmisc.jpg

      • RetroLee

        Oh yes! Yes! Yes!

      • jpfree

        For the love of Rob, shoot me now! It’s the hammock with finger porn and jaw porn. Dead h00r walking……………………

        • Christa64c

          Those two hammock pics have been the fuel for my fantasies for the last two weeks.!!! He’s begging to be ridden hard and put away wet! Or is it me who would be doing the begging? Either way…

      • spunkransomlover

        GAH! Somebody def needs to come up with some good hammock sex scenes in their FanFic!

        • I agree.

        • Somebody already did – The Acclimation Diaries by booboo_kitty. Check it out, Chapter 16 ….

          “Look!” Bella called, pointing to the trees along the shoreline. “It’s just like the one at home in the back yard,” she squealed, wrenching herself out of my grip and making a beeline for the hammock stretched across two tall palm trees.

          “Almost,” I corrected as I reached the hammock before she was even halfway to it. “This one is bigger, there’s more room for two people to…move around on it,” I winked.

          “Why, Edward Cullen, did you bring me here so you could have your way with me on this thing?” she asked, fisting her hands on the flare of her hips.

          I lay back with a loud, dramatic, sigh before I turned my head to answer her. “Yes, ma’am, I most certainly did,” I said, flashing her a dazzling smile and patting the empty space next to me.

          She started to move in next to me and I gather her up onto my chest, pulling her knees on either side of my hips.

          I lightly rubbed my hands up her thighs, navigating under her dress to feel her bare skin.

          “Mmmm, yeah, just like this,” I whispered, smoothing around her hips to cup that delicious backside.

          Warm moisture soaked through my pants as she pressed her body tighter against mine with a quiet moan.

          I hissed as I rubbed against her heat the need to bury myself inside of her was becoming maddening.

          “Take your dress off,” I breathed, freeing the bottom from between our bodies so she could pull it over her head easily.

          As soon as the fabric cleared her breasts my hands were on them, massaging and pinching her nipples into stiff peaks.

          “Fuck, you’re beautiful,” I muttered.

          Bella rose up on her knees slightly, almost knocking the hammock over and spilling us onto the sand below, before righting herself and reaching down to free my erection from my pants.

          “Oh yes…please,” I groaned as I watched her stroke my length before positioning her self over my tip and gently sat, sheathing me inside her body. “Shit…oh Bella.”

          She tentatively rocked back an forth, testing how much she could move without pitching us both out of this swinging contraption.

          The light breeze blew her hair already wild hair around her face and she looked like some sort of naked island nymph.

          When we finally established a good stable rhythm, Bella reached down and started to stimulate herself.

          OhJesushellshitdamnandfuck!!!

          I wanted to nudge her hand away, take over, but I couldn’t.

          My eyes were transfixed on the sight before me, my glorious wife, writhing on top of me and pawing at herself in the most sinful way……

          If you want to read the climax (*giggle*) here’s the link for that chapter. And if you haven’t read it yet, you should cos it is one not vamp fic (alternative BD).

          http://twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=3830&chapter=16

        • That’s hot vamp fic *facepalm*

        • *littleb adds The Acclimation Diaries to her long list of fanfiction to read* Thanks Liz

        • elvis4scilla

          Damn, Liz, that was hot! Thank you.

        • fUcK….oooOOOOOooooo

  27. debb90210

    Hmmmm just one pic you say. Tricky??? This owned me for days. Rawr.

    http://twitpic.com/24do0y

    • Yum. Licked and saved on the iPad. *cleaning saliva off the screen*. Jaw porn FTMFW!

    • rtpgirl

      Yep, ground it up. Snorted it!

  28. louise

    god what are you asking, i can’t pick that!! apart from the fact i won’t sleep for a week if i have to look at so many pics of the hot man, hes to gorgeous to pick just one, maybe the best 300???????

  29. Beanie Girl

    Wow, only ONE picture?? That’s just mean. *sigh* I’ll go with this one. Rob’s drunk, making dirty hand gestures and…. wait for it…. wearing the beanie. ;)

    http://twitpic.com/2ay8tl/full

    • BuHehhehehhehhehhehehheh good one. ;) I love the finger porn!

  30. katiebird

    JAG,

    I apologize for not knowing how to attach pictures, so I’ll just describe some pics that I’ve saved on my zip drive, and hope that helps in your decision-making process. :) Let me just say that the black v-neck t-shirt pic, still works for me. I’m just saying…

    Australia TV guide hammock pics
    Newest gray hoodie pics
    Light gray suit from the press tour for RM
    Eclipse Edward (in the meadow)
    Details photo shoot (cover pic, specifically)
    Tyler in the bookstore
    Lying on the rug wearing the bat t-shirt
    My AVI

    Whatever you decide, will be perfect anyway, because it IS Rob we are talking about…

    • katiebird

      Whoops, I just went back to the top, and realized that I was supposed to pick just one…. I’ll go with my AVI then. Sorry.

    • jpfree

      Consider yourself forgiven katie because you chose so f*cking well

    • elvis4scilla

      Katiebird, you can post by copying and pasting. All you have to do is highlight the top address bar, right click copy and then paste into the comments here. That’s how I do it and it works every time.

    • Vana

      ‘Australia TV guide hammock pics’

      ???… I think I’ve never seen those before…..

      *runs of to google it*

      • Vana

        Ok, found them, I HAVE seen them before…. uhh…didn’t know they were for the Australian TV guide…. :mrgreen:

        (Right. As if there are four shoots of Rob on a hammock. :oops: )

    • katiebird

      I am going to try to paste something from my zip drive, and see if it works, using Scilla’s suggestion. I think that I just have to open the pics in a different way if I want to copy and paste it somewhere else.

      Here goes nothing…

      file:///Volumes/KATHI’S%20ZIP/B&W/Beverly%20Wilshire%20close%20up.jpg

      • open an account with photobucket and then download your pictures in there. Then copy url address then paste it here in the comment box. Hope that helps.

  31. tessANZ

    don’t really know how to post pictures at all
    but can share a recent experience i recall
    when viewing Eclipse#24 at Sylvia Park
    with total strangers in the dark….

    So we were both sitting together
    Neither known nor knowing
    Closely in the darkened theatre
    Rob-Edward in Eclipse forthcoming
    And then He is on the big screen
    Kissing and fussing in the meadow
    Bestowing on his mortal queen
    His sparkling and sensual ardour
    And I heard you sigh beside me
    The very moment I expel my own
    We turned to each instinctively
    And smiled in recognition newgrown
    We are sisters and coevals
    Loving the self same Man
    Similarly smitten mortals
    Owned by the One Man Brand
    So we passed the next two hours
    Bathed in warm company
    We are His and He is ours
    We fit together in anonymity
    We stayed sitting still together
    As the credits roll on down
    Rob-lovers at the movie to get lost
    Only to be so resoundingly found!
    We did not exchange numbers
    We did not plan to meet
    But the joy and memory lingers
    Meeting fellow Rob-lover was a massive treat!

    • spunkransomlover

      Awesome poem as usual Tess!

    • Awesome! My DH is outta town this week , so Eclipse #4 for me. Can’t wait!

    • tessANZ

      hi spunkransomlover and Roxiesmom2009
      your commments are like red red wine
      makes me forget and makes me smile
      RL troubles swept away for a wee wee while!
      ciao bella!

  32. ShyNoMore

    Oh JAG…first RCC makes me pick my favorite body part and now you want me to select my favorite pic….”I could no sooner pick a favorite star in the sky” (bonus points to anyone who knows where that quote is from…lol)…you guys are killing me!!!

    I don’t want to be too predictable, so I won’t pick a Cannes picture even though they all make my parts tingle beyond belief…the ON shirt is soooo sexy, don’t you think JAG??? :)

    Well, here goes…this is so difficult, so all I can say is this is my favorite for today….
    http://twitpic.com/28osug

    • Ooh, haven’t seen that one before Shy, so thanks bb.

    • ShyNoMore

      *looks around to make sure the coast is clear…and sneaks in another one*

      http://twitpic.com/2atulo

      *runs away*

      • Jazz Girl

        ShyNoMore~ I don’t think you are going to get any argument from any of us over that pic. Hot Damn, don’t you just want to lay his head on your should and wrap him up in love? *sigh*

      • Oh Lord… Good choices, ShyNoMore. Love them both. *sigh*

      • spunkransomlover

        Sofa King Yummy!

      • JFC shy….I zoomed in on that second pic and about effing died. Eyelash porn is UNF. DED.

    • rtpgirl

      His expression in this pic is exquisite! He looks like he’s begging for me to come over there and wipe that grin off his face by placing my tongue in his beautiful mouth!

      • rtpgirl

        Ok, so this reply should go *points up* up there, to SNM’s 1st pic. :oops:

    • I LOVE that one Deb!
      Is it terribily wrong of me to mention a pic from Eclipse con that I still can’t quit staring at?

      http://i743.photobucket.com/albums/xx71/Quantumfizzx/Rob%20at%20Eclipse%20Con/Day2419.jpg

  33. ONE….only one…. I don’t think I can do it…Well, anyway I found this one yesterday and I think this is a new outtake…this photo shoot holds a special place in my heart cuz one of the pics was my first ever wallpaper of Rob
    http://twitpic.com/2ayeuf

    • spunkransomlover

      Yes it is new, and is very yummy!

  34. imamess

    I have no clue how to add pictures, so maybe someone else can find this one, but it’s from the Beverly Wilshire 2009 shoot in sepia tones 1174C…just a head shot that includes everything you love to see: the hair, the jaw with scruff, the eyes, the FINGERS and the “look”. Well, almost everything…no peen….

    • jpfree

      I found a site – is it one of these?

      http://thinkingofrob.com/2010/07/15/black-and-white-pics-of-robert-pattinson-6/

      • imamess

        jp it’s the sixth pic…but mine is cropped and done in a sepia shade. Very sexy! However this one does have the added bonus of the other set of fingers in it! Thanks bb!

    • elvis4scilla

      imamess, you can post by copying and pasting. All you have to do is highlight the top address bar, right click copy and then paste into the comments here. That’s how I do it and it works every time.

      • imamess

        Thanks…I’ll try that next time.

        • imamess, join photobucket and then download all your pictures in there. Then once you have the picture you like go to the address bar on top and right click the address and scroll to “copy”. Then type your message into RAoR and then right click and scroll to “paste” Hope that helps.

    • I think I have that one!!!

      http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/1174_C_BeverlyWilshireHotel2009_Sepia.jpg

      Here ya go!!

  35. Like Liz and Snickerdoodle I really like the grey hoodie pic but this one is a pretty close second. I love it because it shows some skin, the happy trail and that little bit of hair that creeps up from his pants. Okay, now I have to go….be back later *trips on my way to “take a shower”.

    http://s740.photobucket.com/albums/xx45/littleb1223/?action=view&current=shirtless_rob_12.jpg&newest=1

    • jpfree

      LOL littleb, don’t forget to stop by the special drawer on your way – you know they say showering with a friend is a good way to conserve water.

  36. Christa64c

    litttleb, there is nothing but a whole lot of going on in that pic!!!!
    It certainly falls under the category of “pics that are making us hot”.

    p.s. I’m still playing with the new toys. Which command is italics?

    • Christa64c

      DAMN!!! “gorgeous” is supposed to be between “of ” and “going”. AND it’s supposed to be in bold. Apparently I cut it rather than made it bold. *face palm*

      • Christa

        You need to put in front (but without any spaces, either between the symbols or the word you’re italicizing) and then at the end (again, without spaces). So it’s i for italics, b for bold and s for strikethrough.

        • Well, that didn’t work, let me try again.

          Put (lesser than) at the front of a word, no spaces; then at the end you add a slash before the i – so it’s (obviously without the spaces and commas).

        • Giving up now, because the symbols and letters won’t show up even when I put in commas.

          This explains it best
          http://www.pageresource.com/html/textags.htm

        • Christa64c

          Thank-you fluffy. I reallyappreciate the help!!!!!

  37. That is a good one! He just looks so relaxed and in his element. Love the white button down shirt on him. Would love the white button down on the ground too but it’s still a great picture.

  38. Oooh! good choices so far!!
    But gah!! Since twitter/twitpic isn’t working right now I had to google search for the pic I wanted… can anyone say UNF?? ;)
    http://www.eclipsemovie.org/images/008p91d2-560×771.jpg

    • spunkransomlover

      I say UNF and then some!

    • sensiblenot

      That’s the one I wanted to post too

    • FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES…..
      OH PLEASE YES POST THIS ONE. This one has burnt panties off of women the world over. OH MY GOD YES I LOVE THIS ONE.

      Come on thigh girls……can I get an AMEN for this pictur bbbee posted?
      YES bbbee that’s a BIG AMEN TO THAT ONE! woooo woooooo

      • floren83

        AAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNN

    • What I wouldn’t give for the REAL VERSION of that one that’s not just a scan, that’s without tags and yeah…..black and white instead of sepia. OH TO SEE THOSE THIGHS in a really really SHARP copy of this pic. PLEASE SOMEBODY BUY THAT ONE……and post it on the ROB sites. A SCAN of that one just isn’t enough.

      I SAY WE MAKE *THAT* one ROB-LIFE SIZE!!!!! FUCK life sized EDWARD!
      GIVE ME life sized”ROB-THIGH-WARD”. LOL

    • HOLY HELL that is my Fav pic right now!!! I CANT GET ENUFF!!! UNF!!! :) BECKY IS RIP FOR THAT SHOT!!!!

  39. Dee

    These are my Fifty and kill me every time
    http://i798.photobucket.com/albums/yy267/tattward/rpat4sharp-tagged-1.jpg

    http://i798.photobucket.com/albums/yy267/tattward/33jlij4.jpg

    • Dee

      And My Tattward
      http://i798.photobucket.com/albums/yy267/tattward/08-1.jpg

      http://i798.photobucket.com/albums/yy267/tattward/164_Dossier_TheoWernerPhotoshoot-4.jpg

      • Dee

        My Edward
        http://i798.photobucket.com/albums/yy267/tattward/edward-bella-2crop.jpg
        And my Jacob
        http://i798.photobucket.com/albums/yy267/tattward/CocaColaRobAd1.jpg

      • Vana

        Oooh myyy gooooooooooooood……. Dee…. your first Tattward pic………

        Mouthwatering.

    • Ohhhhhh God yes, Dee. Jeez, every time …. every f*cking time …. I look at those VF pix I just go weak at the knees. This man does me up like a kipper and I just have no defences.

  40. Dee

    This will forever be my fav Rob
    http://i798.photobucket.com/albums/yy267/tattward/set_rm_14_2071.jpg

    I don’t think he ever looked more beautiful than at the New Moon premiere
    http://i798.photobucket.com/albums/yy267/tattward/LN_LA_premiere_1101.jpg

    • He’s just too pretty for words. I really love the New Moon premiere pic.

    • Christa64c

      Lord have mercy! That first pic… UNF!!!!
      New to me and will be a permanent addition to my “slide show of pretty”!
      Thank-you for sharing.

    • Dee, that second pic! That would be my fav too. Now I don’t need to post a pic, especially since I’m at work at can’t do till I get home.

      The first pic-DED. I’ve never seen that one before. Omfg. I love the Raybans with the B&W. Thanks for posting!

    • AMEN DEE…..AMEN……the LA NM PREMIERE was the most BEAUTIFUL that man ever looked at a LIVE APPEARANCE PHOTO opportunity with fans. GAH.
      HELL TO THE YEAH….

      and any ray ban Rob is a HOT ROB picture to me…..thanks honey!

      • Did anybody post the LA NM premiere head shot picture of Rob where he’s *wiping his mouth* and his lip is all puckered and his beautiful eyes are glittering as he looks into the camera?
        OH MY GOD FUCK ME I LOVE THAT ONE. I have so many I can’t find it. SOMEBODY PLEASE POST THAT PICTURE LINK.
        Thanks.

        • I FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

          ROMANYSUE had it in her “organized” and “named” albums so it was easier to find. UNLIKE ME who has 2600 pictures UNSORTED like a dumb ass. LOL

          THIS IS THE PICTURE THAT KILLS ME FROM THE LA NM PREMIERE APPEARANCE.

          Look at those eyes….the LIPS…the fingerporn.
          OH MY GOD!!!!!
          CAN I GET AN AMEN???????

          http://s1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/romanysue/Promo%20-%20New%20Moon%202009/?action=view&current=43494990.jpg

        • Christa64c

          Amen, amen, amen!!!!

        • Jazz Girl

          Ummmm, only one word is cumming to mind…UUUUUUNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!

        • Dee

          Oh lord his is the only drool I’d love to wake up with on my pillow!!! He can drool on me anytime and place. I will be his official drool catcher……slurp

    • snickerdoodle6949

      Dee, where is that first pic from? I’ve never seen it before.

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