By Contribut-H00r RobCatCdn
Hello my lovelies!
Today I’m bringing it back to basics … RAoR old school style. ;-)
What are your five (5) favorite types of RobPorn?
(Please number them 1 to 5 in order of preference.)
{Deep breath} AssCandy, BackPorn, ChestPorn, ClaviclePorn, EarPorn, EyePorn, FrecklePorn, FingerPorn, HairPorn, HandPorn, HappyTrail, JawPorn, LegPorn, LipPorn, NeckPorn, PeenPorn, Robnana Nut Muffin or ThighPorn? And NO all of the above is NOT a choice. LOL 
I’m gonna track the numbers of these RobPorn types and will share the results. Since it was my sister’s birthday yesterday, I’m spending time with her today. So I’ll post the results here on Sinday. I’ll let you know once done.
Usual reminder: If sharing visuals, only put 2 links per comment so JAG won’t need to approve them. #her.day.off
Hope you enjoy the moving RobPorn as much as I did. 
{smooches} <3
RobCatCdn
RobPorn overload #you’ve.been.warned
the movingRobPorn after the flick…
EyePorn? HairPorn? LipPorn? Decisions, decision.
I spy JAG’s fave RobPorn at 0:40
JawPorn *lick, lick*
The newest lovely RobVid. by Dukkesa31
Will you ever tire of Robward? #I.wanna.know
Warm & fuzzy feelings for Robstens
So hard to pick just five! Can’t we just say RobPorn!!! Because everything about him is pure porn. Oh well, my 5!
1. Lip porn
2. Eye porn
3. Hair porn
4. Peen porn
5. Happy Trail porn
RCC!!! What is with you and the Sophie’s Choice posts??? I can’t, I won’t… oh why not? Only for you would I try to do this…
1 Eyes
2 Lips
3 Shoulders
4 Jaw
5 Hands
*pitches temper tantrum* I’ve can’t leave it at that!!! I’m going to come back and post under aliases until I’ve included everything. *registers debb90210, beanie girl and MrsRobowski in wordpress*
Deb … Did you see my last tag? tee hee You just created a new category … ShoulderPorn!
Well since it’s not in the choices, I’ll count it with … BackPorn???? {smooches} <3
My comment was inspired by your last tag
Sure shoulder/back p0rn!! I mean… look at… oh my…. bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
http://twitpic.com/sb41u
I love Rob’s square shoulders. Yummy!
Ate it when a guy beef’s up and it looks like he doesn’t have any shoulders. #that’s.gross
OMFG! WFE is def gonna kill me!
http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/RobsessedBLOG/Water%20for%20Elephants/30th%20July%20Set%20Pics/WFESet1.jpg
http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/RobsessedBLOG/Water%20for%20Elephants/30th%20July%20Set%20Pics/WFESet11.jpg
WTF is he eating?
http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/RobsessedBLOG/Water%20for%20Elephants/30th%20July%20Set%20Pics/WFESet19.jpg
If it’s not my muff I don’t really care!
Liz, ROTFLMAO!!! Hey, maybe it’s that ice cream cone he ate on the set of WFE yesterday. Speaking of eating ice cream, I’m dying here, my new beta still hasn’t approved ch. 32. It’s been 7 days, WTF? You heard me right ladies…there’s ice cream involved in the next chappy of OTI. And let’s just say, Rob’s pairing with something, and it ain’t a cone.
ROFLMFAO…I am with Fluff on this one…you just kill me…
BUT WTF???? I will not live through this movie…
Let’s also just say that it gives a whole new meaning to the term “frigid” LOL!
I say you get yourself a new beta, Scilla- 7 days is ridic! I used to beta and would feel badly if it took me any longer than 2 days.
Lmao fluffyliz. My sentiments exactly. But, I think he’s eating a cookie. Looks like he has one in his hand in one of the other pics.
SRL…OMFG…DED…I cannot believe how effing beautiful he is….
WFE is killing me NOW!!!!!!
thanks!
The second one…jesus fucking christ…have I told you all about my fetish for crisp white shirts with sleeves rolled up like that???I have now…
Lovely pics SR….love him in that suit…
Here is a viddie on WFE on set in GA and some news on filming…if I get a chance I may buzz up there or to TN…
1. EyePorn… OMR, those beautiful eyes!!!
2. Lip/Smile Porn- he has the perfect lips!
3. Robward Porn : http://media.photobucket.com/image/robert%20pattinson%20edward%20meadow/rtpgirl/Robert%20Pattinson%20wallpapers/meadowwallpaper.jpg?o=6 hello gorgeous!!
4. Hand Porn
5. Ass Candy- yummm
Mine says awaiting moderation also. Don’t know WTF I did. did not post any links to mine.
durtyrob4ever … It happens sometimes.
Well, let me just say that reading all of these comments and watching a few vids has put me in my much needed “Rob Happy Place” this AM.
Will have to submit my list later… My phone is running out of juice, I’m at the gym, and I need to look at more of HHH to keep me going!
Ok – Here’s my vote:
EyePorn
MouthPorn
Hand/Finger Porn
Thigh Porn
Hair Porn
So hard to decide! Because the thigh porn just sort of makes my stomach to a flip. But the eyes,….oh man,….I couldn’t live with out the eyes. But…then, his Mouth….Lord have Mercy! Ugh! What has this man done to me???
OMG! How could I forget Tongueporn?
http://wouldyoutapthat.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/rpattztongue.jpg
UNF! Love the tongue!
I want it on meeee
WOW! This is close to impossible to narrow down the list to just 5 choices, but I’ll do my best. Here goes:
1) Eye porn–I can get lost in those stares
2) Hair porn–When it’s all wild and sticking up UNF!
3) Jaw porn–Especially SCRUFFY jaw porn! Imagining whit it feel like scratching my soft sensitive skin……..*big sigh* Um, what was I doing? Oh yeah! This list. Ok, moving on.
4) Lip/mouth porn–That smirk just sends me over the edge in a quivering mess. Where’s my hobo and shamwow?
5) Finger porn–So long and talented. Holding coke bottles, solo cups, cigs, microphones; playing guitar or piano; playing with his lips/mouth.
WOW! I.AM.DED!
Oh RCC…what you do to me…making me have to decide is criminal. Question: if I pick fingerp0rn 5 times will you count it 5 times? jk
1. fingers & hands (surprise, surprise….but those fingers mesmerize me and leave me a bit warm and tingly) http://twitpic.com/20jmap/full
2. lips (especially that bottom lip that I want to lick and bite)
3. eyes…including eyelashes (the f*ck me stare….gah!) http://twitpic.com/1ui1z4
4. freckles….especially those on his neck!!!
5. chest….chesthair….chest…chesthair….oh, sorry, am I repeating myself??
Phew….that was hard (twss)! Please don’t ever make me decide again….now I feel like I have to go apologize to the parts I didn’t pick…his lovely add, back, thighs, legs,, neck….this is gonna take a while…bbl!
you totally got me with those god this man is such a cause of sin my body comes alive and wants
OH MY EFFING GODS!!! That first gif… Dayum!!! Can’t. Breathe! *THUD ___________DeDH00r____________________________________
Too hard to choose! But if I had to…
1) JawPorn. Just DIES me every. time.
2) EyePorn. Including eyelashPorn of course
3) LipPorn. Well, mouthPorn, really. Especially ciggyPorn
4) NeckPorn
5) HairPorn. I really love the short WFE hair. #sometimes better than sex hair
wow FF. We almost have identical answers. My post is below yours. It was hard to rank neck and hair porn, but I switched those two.
Well, what can I say? GreatPervy minds think alike!
If you’re still collecting answers, here’s mine:
1) Jaw porn (in truth, this should be #1 & 2 – one for each side – yum)
2) Eye porn (special mention to his thick, luch eyelashes)
3) Finger porn (self explanatory)
4) Chest porn (this includes shoulders imo)
5) Thigh porn
What a great post to be waking up to!!! After careful deliberation, here’s my list:
1) Jaw porn – my teeth are clenching just thinking about it!
2) Eye porn – so intense, so warm, yet seductive. Don’t even get me started on his eyelashes
3) Lip/mouth porn – delicious
4) Hair porn – tug, tug, tug
5) Neck porn – especially in RM. Me wants to lick it like a lollipop
Runner-up- clavicle porn- I never thought I’d perv on a man’s clavicles, but there’s always a first for everything. Me wants to nibble on them like ears of corn…
Can I get an AMEN????
AMEN!
A-f*cking-MEN!!!!
Let’s face it hOOrs…I want to do a sexual autopsy on ROB…one piece at a time….just suck and touch and investigate every body part…
You know I will be the Leodard da Vinci of Sexual explorers for our kind…..
yeah….that’s the ticket….
ahhhhhhhhh……………
TC1~ You are going to need a first mate on that exploration. Permission to cum aboard? I mean, there is A LOT of man to explore there and I wouldn’t want anything to get missed inadvertantly. I mean, a h00r’s got to sleep, after all. What do you say? SistaH00r helps out a H00rSista!
1. eye porn
2. jaw porn
3. lip porn (including tongue)
4. thigh porn
5. finger porn
6. hair porn
ohhhh….yeah debbo…always pushing it…she gets extra tongue with her lips?????
this was nothing short of torture. i picked the things that caught my eye in the very beginning. that was the easiest way to pick:
JawPorn
LipPorn
NeckPorn
HairPorn
FingerPorn
god I couldnt have the chance visit here but when I open I was like wooowww
all those = dead me
me and my mind overhelmed and dazzled by him
naughty thougts are twiriling around my head
***LOL*** Robsessive….I know what you mean….between looking at the Pretties here, and ready the FF’s and seeing viddies by Melbie and Biel and lots others….well it just goes without saying that my mind totally goes into PERVING Mode…..
it happens automaticly god this man can put me in need with just one thing seriously dont know how it happens but I want him grab me to a fucking wall or somewhere else no matter I just want him thats the thing you know what I mean bb *winks*
**ROFL** Robsessive….I understand how you feel….the man has me turned into a major Perving maniac….seems like I think about sex and HHH (sex with HHH)…almost constantly…damn he owns my ass….I know…up against the Wall is awesome BB…..I’ve so thought nasty thoughts on that one….***Wink, Wink***….Just another reason why I love the longer…SEXHAIR bb….**I know you understand where I’m coming from**…. and I get totally unhinged when I read, or see FIFTY stuff…damn I’ve been having all kinds of wicked thoughts and dreams about Rob as FIFTY…..***moaning and feeling shivers moving all over my body*** This man is def going to be the death of me……..Yeah it is pretty automatic now for me too….hardly ever a moment when I don’t have a thought of him….pretty scary, and yet, I still function normally…still look at contracts all day, go to zoning and planning meetings, go out with developers and builders and still take care of all my family and personal shitz…and hang out with friends…but I’m still always daydreaming of HHH…..All I can say is thank God I’m really good at multi-tasking, and can run on little to no sleep…..When I’m especially frustrated….I exercise by running or playing tennis…it helps to settle my nerves down a bit…..
god girl you really can understand me that wall think its same ha LOL and hair yeah I know bb *winks* you really can multi-tasking idk if I can do it or not but I am always daydreaming and dreaming about him too
once I saw us in an office there were just two of us he was trying to concentrate but it was hard for both of us he shakes his head and says dont do this I am asking why he says ‘I want you I want you to lay down on this desk with me’ I am saying ‘but you are my boss’ he says ‘no matter what I want you now’ and kisses me passinotely starts to take my clothes off I am taking off his clothes touching his hair his jaw his chest I am feeling his skin under my fingertips than we are lying down to that damn desk than I am feeling him inside me he was doing what he wants he was fucking *blushes*
LOL I dont even know why I told this dream now my its because of what you wrote
Wow…decisions…decisions!!
1. Jaw Porn
2. Finger Porn
3. Lip Porn
4. Asscandy
5. Hair Porn
Oh my lovely hOOrs I have missed you all so…my Rob mojo has been waning (say it ain’t so…but a Cougar’s gotta tell it like it is!!!!)…RL is sucking my will to live…
RCC ALWAYS knows how to bring TC1 back from the edge…a little moving Rob Porn…a good old fashioned old school question….keep it simple…WTF is it about this boy STILL???
1. SOUL/PERSONALITY PORN
Whenever this man opens his mouth, speaks and his soul opens up…my vaj explodes…sorry I am old and realize the cerebral cortex is where ALL sexual drive really starts…the PRETTAY wears off…I truly am enamored with his SOUL…his humility, humor, compassion, heart….his hawtness is so deep…
2. FINGER PORN
Oh my GOD…I never realized how perverted a person I truly WAS until Rob’s Fingers were unleased into the universe!!!!!!! SOLOCUP lovers unite!!!!! DED!!!!!!
3. EYEF*CK MAN PORN
Superpower: He stares at you and poof instant orgasm…new panties
Most beautiful, expressive eyes….ever…
4. JAW PORN
Jizzzzuzzzzz this is the most beautiful JAW ever, ever created by God….beyond belief….should be studied in art schools….it’s like “DAVID”…..
5. HAIR PORN
Cannot even imagine not having Rob’s hair in my hands in some way in every fantasy!!
6. Honorable mention:
HAPPY TRAIL/PEEN PORN
These only bare mentioning because…DUH…this is where we all want to end up anyways…DUH!!!!! Happy trail leads to the holy grail…which this old Cougar can only dream of…so I just assume you angels/hOOrs know ARE ALWAYS on my list!!!!
*le deep sigh*
Mad Cougar luv
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox
TC1, where have you been, bb?! I’ve been thinking about you. Hope you’re okay. Muaa.
OMG scilla….I have been so busy and crazy at work…and everytime I get on here at RAoR I feel out of it….HOW THE HELL ARE YOU??? I saw the latest Peen Porn f*ckery you posted…OMG!!!!!!!!! You are a goddess!!!!!!
smooches!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I waited and waited for you to post when the big Anaconda pic was posted, but nothing. I was sure that would lure you out of hiding, lol. Don’t be a stranger, bb,, we miss you and you make everyone’s day on here.
OMG…you know things must be bad if the ROBACONDA cannot bring me out of a funk!!!!!!
GAWD….how you do know me my cougar compatriate!!!!
I F*CKING LUV YOU!!!!!!
Sorry RCC I see I ONCE AGAIN can’t follow directions……I picked stuff NOT on the list..DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Here’s my corrected list:
1. FingerPorn
2. EyePorn
3. JawPorn
4. HairPorn
5. PeenPorn
smooches
girl I really like what you wrote senses goes there and you have a good imagining way *winks*
Well, bugger me with a loofah, RCC, you are such a bloody tease! How in God’s name are we supposed to narrow down all the f*ckhawtness to 5 little (or in one case, not so little) pieces of heavenliness? *stamps foot in exasperation* But if I must choose, I suppose it would be -
1) Eyes – there are no more beautiful orbs on this planet than Rob’s. They seem to change colour with his moods and I have oft times been known to just fall into a stupor whilst staring at my desktop background at work
http://s738.photobucket.com/albums/xx25/FluffyLiz/Miscellaneous%20Photoshoots/?action=view¤t=RobPattinson1026misc.jpg
2) Mouth – just thinking about all the luscious things he can say and do with that mouth makes me wetter than a rainy day in Manchester.
3) Hands/fingers – yep, he could play me like a musical instrument, with similar results to (2)
4) Hair – Jeez, is there another actor – strike that, another f*cking man – who’s got hair that makes us all want to grab a handful and hold on tight, or simply run our fingers through it, like, for hours on end?
5) Peen – With only one more choice I have to go with the Holy Peen, although if I could team it with the Happy Trail I would be completely happy. I’m not going to sic the cockbot police on JAG by going into details about what I want to do with that most precious of Rob’s appendages – I’m sure you all have your own versions – suffice it to say that this is where my mouth and myhands become part of the equation.
god girl you killed me our own versions well I am pretty sure we have common things but LOL
Fluff…there are no words to describe how much I AGREE with you on Robs eyes…I obsess about them…they compel me…they die me…THEY go straight to a place that is connected to his soul…
When I was at the Eclipse premiere after party and I was standing like 6-7 feet away from him…and I “THINK” he looked right at me and smiled…I literally almost died….NO SHIT…and I am no little shy reserved person…but I felt like I looked right into those eyes and poof….
DONE….still not sure how I feel about it….
BUT I F*cking love you!!!!!!!!!!
Right back atcha, TC1. Although my love is tempered with burning, all-consuming jealousy that you’ve been so close to him and even got a smile (regardless of whether it was imagined or not!) But hey, it’s all cool LOL!
yeah…expect that Fluff…or I would take your treacherous Cougar card back…any good cougar would stick a shiv in the back of another to get that close to HHH!!!! Shaw….
Makes me luv ya more….
xoxoxooxoxo
lol
Fluffy I agree with you on everything…and yeah RCC is a big tease.**getting us all hot and bothered and only being able to list 5 items…I feel like I’m in the Express lane or something close…and I don’t WANNA BE….**….
It is totes impossible to put all of HSFH (HisSuperiorFuckHawtness) into this tiny little list of catagories…this is like trying to describe the beauty of the Grand Canyon in five words…..IMPOSSIBLE!!! We want it ALL….and you need at least 10 to just get started with….
RCC I think we need a longer list!!!
Talking of The Grand Canyon, I was watching RM with the commentary today and nearly spit my wine out laughing when Rob talked about the cameraman having to stare at his arse crack for about 4 hours during the sex scene LMFAO!
Ahhh Fluffy you have a great sense of humor….I love it….Hell I wouldn’t have minded being the person “BEHIND that BEHIND” filming that day…**WINK, WINK** How could you ever get tired of looking at Rob’s Bum???? At least not if a fan/woman into him!!! Yeah I think I remember seeing that as well, and Rob talked about them having to use a bra to make a modesty patch for him***hahahaha….What type of bra did they use….A quadruple D cup or what????*** OMFG…it would take several of those to cover up the Holy Peen and that nutMuffin!!!!
It really isn’t fair to make a hoor choose. But if I must…
As you can tell by my Avi the first is a given
1. finger porn/ hand ummm the things he could do with them….
2. lip
3. eye
4.jaw
5. neck
1 thighporn
2 lipsporn
3 eyesporn
4 jawsporn
5 happytrailporn…..
Just 5? Hmmm…
1) Jawporn – goes all the way back to HP
2)Eyes – like staring into a cobra’s eyes. I freeze & melt!
3)fingers – I so LOVED that fingerporn from a few days ago. Oooh, what those hands could to to me!
4)hair – anyway he likes it
5)lips/mouth – ’nuff said
JAG, <3 the new banner!!! so pretty*
Hi RCC*
ok here goes…
1. Eye
2. Lip/Mouth
3. Jaw
4. Freckle
5. Voice? Is that even an option cuz…… if not then Neck, or throat… ______
off to read UoEM been workin all day and the anticipation is…
I was trying a video programme and made this video
dont know about the quality just checking
here is the links
http://www.izlesene.com/video/tv-magazin-rob-rihanna-rude-boy/2421933
hope to hear your comments
My five would have to be:
1) EyePorn
2) JawPorn
3) LipPorn
4) Hand/FingerPorn
5) HairPorn!
And now, for MissMod’s variety hour – ladies, please enjoy *Eric Morecambe impression* The poem what I wrote, entitled ‘Imperfect Perfection’, inspired by fellow PattinPerv Robsessed89 (love you lots like Rob’s freckle-dots!):
A slow, sweet death embraces the heart
That, unfaltering, sees imperfect perfection.
Cursed from the start, it would seem;
So fall the arrows.
Doomed, then, to follow until the end
With nothing but limitless affection.
Clouds cover rose-tinted skies,
The world still turning,
Stars still shining -
But none shine as bright
As when your stars grace our night,
Fervent desire silently burning -
All for imperfect perfection.
Crowds parting for a God.
Cries of worship as prayers are answered -
To treat you as such is a sin.
But such an imperfect perfection
Strips the heart of all its direction.
So begins the demise.
Youth and charm,
Humour and life,
All serve to disarm
Those who succumb to your ways.
Leaving sorrow and grief in love’s wake
When your presence is missed for some days.
But following grief, with your sweet return
Comes the lustful thirst of a heart
Fit to burst with adoration
At the sight of that wondrous face,
The sonorous tones of that honeyed voice
Laced with velvet, caressing our skin in dreams
Which leave our hearts to burn.
Burn for imperfect perfection.
The familiar melancholy notion
That such great love to you we cannot give,
Sets to break our hearts in time,
So until reality halts our desire,
Both sense and rationality resign.
By now, we know it all too well;
To love is our design.
Through love’s mortal immortality
Our lives we measure, and tell
Those we know for constant days
Of how devoutly we sing the praise
Of your imperfect perfection.
With thanks to ROBsessed89_ImperfectPerfection for the inspiration!
Miss Mod, that’s beautiful! Since Tess, our resident poet, has been MIA lately, it’s nice to have some Rob poetry. You should repost it for tomorrow’s Fanfiction Rec. Sinday, in case any hoors missed it today. Hugs.
TMM~ Imperfect Perfection indeed. No, no, don’t change a bloody thing. It’s quite perfect exactly as it is. Thank you for sharing.
You can be honest with me, if it needs changing, tell me! I’m not going to cry!
Ladies! What a response! I still need to read the comments, but here’s mine:
1) jaw porn
2) eye porn
3) hair porn
4) lip porn
5) peen porn
Can’t wait to see the results!
Giving a shout out to my wifey beckys76 and my Robporn dealer melbie and all h00rs and angelz!
drive by comment! And, jeez, RCC! So hard! And twss!
1. handporn
2. fingerporn (so nice I had to put it twice, plus you split it up! They really define him to me)
3. Clavicleporn
4. Backporn
5. Eyeporn
I’m weird, I know. Freckleporn is one I need to explore more. That freakin airport addcandy shot is one of my all time faves (I think ShyNoMore posted it) but not because of the addcandy! It’s his freakin shoulders and back. Die me. Sooooooooo much better than an all-beefy dude like Tater. That doesn’t do it for me at all.
Loves my tall drink of water, I do. And his gorgeous, gorgeous hands.
Mwah, RCC! Laters!
OMG, I use freakin too much. Freakin New Jersey. *sigh* I should probably move.
Since all of the above is not a choice, I’m gonna go with:
1) EyePorn
2) JawPorn
3) LipPorn (Actually his entire mouth)
4) HairPorn
5) FingerPorn
today I’m stuck in the arm porn, I can’t stop looking at this picture… I’m f*ckig paralyzed
http://thevampireclub.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/002p38ka.jpg
and the scruff … the neck… chest hair… pouty lips… oh my…
Yea! Armporn woulda made my list, fo sure.
Only five? Here goes…
1. Eye Porn
2. Neck/freckle Porn
3. Jaw Porn
4. Lip Porn
5. Hair Porn
Ooooo Fun times!
1-Eyeporn- You can get lost in those things, for daaaaaaaaays.
2-Lip porn- That mouth! Woo!
3-Jawporn- The scruffier the better
4-Thighporn- Please and Thank You
5-Fingerporn-Yeeeeeeeeeessssssss!
ROB IN A BOW TIE!!! ROB IN A BOW TIE!!!! ROB IN A BOW TIE!!! Sorry…but I got excited! Sorry, too, if these have already been posted…
http://www.imagebam.com/image/0ea09e90944673
Oh he look so cute and adorkable!!!!!!!!!!! and he has a cookie (?) in his hand… so yummy
AC2~ Awwwwwwwww!! TeeHee. I so love you, sister. You just remind all of us how it’s truly the simple things in life that are best. Of course, the most wonderful thing about a bow tie is all the possibilities once it cums off. *snicker*
Hmmm. I’ve always been all about the HairPorn, FingerPorn and EyePorn, but lately I find myself being more and more drawn to the PeenPorn!!
What’s happening to me!?
Oh right. I’m turning from a PattinAngel to a PattinHoor!
Hope I’m not too late to make the results:
1) Finger
2) Jaw
3) Lips
4) Hair
5) Eyes
here goes a doubble porn for all the Robsessed and members of TeamIdBangTheBone…
http://thinkingofrob.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/jackson_rathbone_robert_pattinson.jpg
Mmmmmhhh…Menage â troi
Don’t laugh at me… I’ve already said that I’m a geek…
earlier someone wonder if we will brake the record of saying the word porn… I don’t know what the record is… but I’ve counted ( yes… I’ve counted… I know… lame) and so far we’ve got porn written 338 times.. give or take a few
* * * * * ROBPORN POLL RESULTS* * * * *
Thanks to everyone who participated! <3s
In all, incl. me, 65. Pretty good for a summer Saturday.
For this poll, I assigned points to your choices.
[#1 = 5 points / #2 = 4 / #3 = 3 / #4 = 2 / #5 = 1]
Then used an averaging formula to confirm the ranking
… lowest average = rank #1. #I'm.a.geek
#1 Eye/EyelashPorn (221 points)
#2 Lip/MouthPorn (177 points)
#3 JawPorn (150 points)
#4 Finger/HandPorn (115 points)
#5 HairPorn (90 points)
#6 Peen/Crotch/NutMuffinPorn (48 points)
#7 HappyTrail (44 points)
#8 AssCandy (39 points)
#9 A TIE – NeckPorn & ThighPorn (25 points each)
#10 FrecklePorn (17 points)
#11 Chest/ChestHairPorn (12 points)
#12 BackPorn (10 points)
#13 ClaviclePorn (9 points)
#14 LegPorn (3 points)
#15 EarPorn (0 points)
I’m surprised the Peen/Crotch/MuffinPorn didn’t make it into the top 5 considering the # of H00rs. LOL
Mine were: #1 Eye/EyelashPorn, #2 Lip/MouthPorn, #3 HairPorn, #4 NeckPorn & #5 BackPorn.
Jawporn
eyeporn
Lipporn
handporn
teethporn ( I know it’s not on there, I but Love when he flashes those teeth)
OK — I want some foot porn — look that man’s feet in a particular style of shoe — seriously — somebody come up with some foot/shoe porn plz.
oops — I meant LOVE that man’s feet — got too excited
Better late than never!
1) Dick Porn
2) Eye Porn (those lashes kill me ded!)
3) Hair Porn
4) Lip Porn
And I’m adding a new one after seeing the Harry Potter Exhibit yesterday at the Ontario Science Centre and seeing 3 of Rob’s Cedric costumes….
5) Shoulder Porn! Shit, the boy has some seriously broad shoulders! When I saw Cedric’s Yule Ball dress robes, I let out a small squeak which earned me the hairy eyeball from a girl standing beside me. And feet! BIG shoes….big. Long. Could portage the St. Lawrence River in one of those puppies and he was only 18 at the time!