By Contribut-H00r RobCatCdn
Hello my lovelies!
Today I’m bringing it back to basics … RAoR old school style. ;-)
What are your five (5) favorite types of RobPorn?
(Please number them 1 to 5 in order of preference.)
{Deep breath} AssCandy, BackPorn, ChestPorn, ClaviclePorn, EarPorn, EyePorn, FrecklePorn, FingerPorn, HairPorn, HandPorn, HappyTrail, JawPorn, LegPorn, LipPorn, NeckPorn, PeenPorn, Robnana Nut Muffin or ThighPorn? And NO all of the above is NOT a choice. LOL 
I’m gonna track the numbers of these RobPorn types and will share the results. Since it was my sister’s birthday yesterday, I’m spending time with her today. So I’ll post the results here on Sinday. I’ll let you know once done.
Usual reminder: If sharing visuals, only put 2 links per comment so JAG won’t need to approve them. #her.day.off
Hope you enjoy the moving RobPorn as much as I did. 
{smooches} <3
RobCatCdn
RobPorn overload #you’ve.been.warned
the movingRobPorn after the flick…
EyePorn? HairPorn? LipPorn? Decisions, decision.
I spy JAG’s fave RobPorn at 0:40
JawPorn *lick, lick*
The newest lovely RobVid. by Dukkesa31
Will you ever tire of Robward? #I.wanna.know
Warm & fuzzy feelings for Robstens
Ain’t gonna lie. I love, love, love the Robsten video. The opening line says it all, “There was just no question at the end of it. He was the only one I didn’t feel like I was acting with…he responded to me…he was very responsive.” The beginning of it all
RAoR old school style . . . so is that code for something? LOL!
If you asked me this again tomorrow, my list would probably change, but here it is for today:
1) Jawporn (with scruff, please)
2) Hairporn (now realize any length works)
3) Eyeporn (Drunk Rob is especially nice)
4) Lipporn (if he kisses anything like he does on screen…)
5) Peenporn (that exists now, right?)
Lisa
Great vids, RCC. <3
(sidenote to RCC — My muse is making a comeback, now I just have to find
time to vid — lol. Also ~ Happy Birthday wishes to your sister) *bisous*
Okay, onto my answers:
1) EyePorn
2) JawPorn
3) AssCandy
4) HairPorn
5) Um, gotta go with: PeenPorn
Thanks for playing Susie. I can’t wait to see your next vid!
<3
I’m sorry to be such a party pooper, but you can never, ever make me pick!!! It’s just too hard to choose – even when I only have to narrow it down to 5. It’s still just. not. right!
I just got back from the Kings of Leon concert, babies. Let me tell ya right nao: Holy Hotness. ::DD fans self vigorously::
Happy weekend & love to all xo
~DD
Calebporn??????? ROFL DED
Yes please
Oooh yeah Caleb is HAWT!
Oh my gosh great (but really difficult) question!!
Mmmmhhh… I guess… if I have to choose… If I have to
Lip Porn
Finger Porn (I’m a sucker for those fingers)
Eye
Peen
Thigh… five is not enough!!! I want it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just look at those… mmmhhhhh yummy http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iNW0qFfSmFM/SxHQ7B8lBaI/AAAAAAAACKE/lr0kKQEVv-0/s400/Robert_Pattinson_lips.jpg
Yummy is Right!
Oh sorry I didn’t realize that I didn’t put the numbers… sorry again
1) lip
2) finger
3) eye
4) thigh
5) peen
Hey floren I repeat to you the thank I’ve you in the yesterday post, your page to learn how to make bold and italic and wtv did the miracle! Finally I could learn ( I always forgot the major and minor signs :S )
oh yes roblover I’ve read your thanks yesterday and again you are very welcome!!! I’ve needed the visual aids as well to understand!!
glad it help you too!!!
Oh, god, this is tough. Decisions, decisions….. I’m gonna have to go with:
1) smile
2) eyes
3) jaw
4) hair
5) laugh
Psst Lynn. Your #1 and #5 answers aren’t in the choices for today’s important poll.
Yeah, well I’m not the only one who made substitutions to the list. If I have to follow the rules, I’ll replace smile with lips, and laugh with happy trail.
Oh they did?? Ummm … think I’ll need to go Ms.50 on their adds.
Thanks for your substitutions.
Bwahahahahahahahah if you put Robert Pattinson lips on google images this will come out!!!! I’ve never seen those!!!
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-underwear-fail.jpg
yeah and the inside have a rob’s mouth just in “there” hahahahaha
That was a very HARD decision to make but here are my choices…
1) Chest
2) Happy trail (Manfur much?)
3) eyes (ohh those eyelashes too)
4) lip
5) thigh
Luved of the vids but I must say Robsten still does it for me! How do you pick just 5 favs? Hard as I might here goes:
1. Lips -when they are smiling!!
2. AssCandy-love it in tight button up jeans
3. Leg-just to have those long legs wrapped tight around me….ummmmmm
4. Hair-sex hair of course..ahhhhhhhhhhh
5. Peen-nuff said
Happy weekend to all!! Looking forward to Sinday!
Surprisingly, peen porn is not my #1. Shocker, I know.
1. Lip porn
2. Eye porn
3. Peen porn
4. Happy Trail porn
5. Hand porn/Freckle porn (tied)
No, no, no, I take that back, as much as I love his freckles and hands, my number 3 is going to be Hair porn (how could I forget his glorious hair?) So, here’s my new and corrected list:
1. Lip porn
2. Eye porn
3. Hair porn
4. Peen porn
5. Happy Trail porn
Merci RobCat
Decisions, decisions!
1)Eye
2)Lip
3)Jaw
4)Finger
5)Thigh
Too bad all of the above was not a choice. I really would have to go with that one.
1.) EyePorn
2.) Lip(mouth?)Porn
3.) HairPorn
4.) FingerPorn
5.) AddCandy
I could live the rest of my life staring a pictures of Rob’s eyes, truly! And I really have to say that it’s not just the lips…it’s the entire mouth. From that sexy lil you-know-you-wanna smirk to the tongue action *shudder* Love that mouth, and love thinking about the wonderful things he could do with said mouth…
Totally agree about the mouth! It can’t, just can’t be narrowed down to just the lips. Everything he does with that mouth is drool worthy. Smirk porn FTMFW!!
Amen to that!
Except the 5 I choose the same in the same number
woohoo! I love coming (haha TWSS) to play on the weekends!
Ok so I’m just going to do a mind freeflow & no 2nd guessing my choices:
1)AssCandy Porn
2)Eye Porn
3)Jaw Porn
4)Robnana Nut muffin Porn
5)Hand/Finger Porn
I know I can’t believe I left out the Hair Porn & Thigh Porn but RobCat is being a ‘porn blocking h00r’ (love u RobCat!)
Making us choose again?! *narrows eyes at RCC*
1) Mouth porn (this includes, tongue, teeth, lips, & anything that goes in his mouth ie:Coke bottle, ciggy, knuckle, you get the idea)
2) Lash porn (his lashes, my inner thighs, ’nuff said!)
3) Thigh porn (nom, nom, nom, nom, mmmm, yummy!)
4) Hair porn (I want to tug the shit out of that little peak on the back of his neck)
5) Back porn (Shirtless of course! RM back porn had me in a tizzy for days!)
This is simply because I can’t get enough of watching him molest that Coke bottle with his beautiful mouth………..*giggle*
????? It never showed up, let me try again……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff2xS0PQ9w
Sorry if this ends up double posting…..
I couldn’t see it … thought I was having computer issues again. So I went straight to YT to leave you a comment.
<3
I left you a comment on YT too, rtpgirl!<3
Thanks guys. I don’t know why the link doesn’t work, it keeps telling me something about a malfunction. See! Rob’s coke drinking is too hot to handle & messed up the link! Lol. I may try to re-upload it later to get a new link, but for now I’m going to roll around in all this incredible porn we’ve got laying around today!
Oh Jaysus, RobCat!!! How the hell can we choose?!?!?!
Alright, alright… *imagines gun to head, children hanging over cliff, Rob offering more porn* Yup that did it… Alright then, here we go…
1) EyePorn~ there’s no doubt, the eyes have it. The HolyF*ckMeEyes are just sex personified.
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f326/Gin3vra/Special%20Gifts/TheEyesHaveIt.jpg
2) MusicPorn~ this is porn that involves Rob playing, fondling or otherwise handling a musical instrument. Rob+Guitar= Heart Palpitations… Rob+Piano= DedH00r!
3) Thighporn~ UNF!!! Wanna jump on and ride!!!
Best Thigh Porn? Oh, there’s no bloody question.
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f326/Gin3vra/DetailsYesPlease.jpg
4) RobWard Porn~ Let’s face it, there’s just something about RobWard… you cannot resist him, no matter how hard you try…
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f326/Gin3vra/Twilighted/TwilightCafeteriaStrut.gif
What’s the saying…”the moment he walked in to my life, my life walked out.”
BEST.GIF.EVER.
actually you missed my #1 (and it’s kinda weird I know) but I love his teeth! I love to watch him talk lol. Failing that, my choices from your list are:
#1 lips
#2 jaw
#3 clavicle
#4 happy trail
#5 neck
And finally…
5)RayBanPorn~ Rob in Raybans…ain’t nothin finer!! Except maybe Rob with Raybans. What he can do with a pair of those damn things
should beis illegal in most states.http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f326/Gin3vra/Remember%20Me/THUD.jpg
Honorable Mention: BackPorn… or more specifically, The-Freckle-Just-Under-the-Right-Shoulderblade Porn~ Because you all know that’s MY spot. I claimed it. I’ve even licked it #asifJGinwhicheffingdream. It’s mine.
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f326/Gin3vra/Remember%20Me/1028_RobsBackRememberMeBW.jpg
*All Hail to Melbie, my Porn Queen!!*
Oooooooohhh, there it is! I’m gonna be in a tizzy again for a couple of days! RM back porn___________h00r down_________
Jazz … Do you like to be spanked? #MoTU Your #2, #4 & #5 … not in today’s choices.
RCC…OOOooooo I like to be spanked….can you get FIFTY to come and give me my spanking though????**LMFAO**
RobCat~ DAMN!! I didn’t realize we could ONLY choose from THAT list… Well shite!! *consults ThePornList again*
Alright, alright. But, I’m doing this under protest. It is simply wrong to limit the porn selections when you are referring to HHH. There is just TOO MUCH. If you are going to make us choose, you have to at least let us have our full selection of porn from whence to choose… And, by the way, I protest. RobWard Porn is too on the list. *points to vids above* It’s there by proxy, but it’s still there. I know I know… STFU Jazz and choose the effing porn. Fine.
1) EyePorn
2) Hand/FingerPorn~ after all, one of the main reasons I love any porn involving musical instruments is watching those hands/fingers roam over the keys/strings.
3) ThighPorn
4) ClaviclePorn~ I’m going to minitiarize myself one day and curl up in that divet on the left side.
5) HappyTrailPorn~ gods you just know he’s ticklish under all that manfur. Ticklish leads to giggling and giggling is always a good thing.
Oops forgot to say … Thanks for sharing THAT pic. Jazz!
I didn’t used to have such a big thing for backs until I saw that one! *THUD*
BackPorn FTMFW!!! I was never a back girl either… until I discovered my favorite freckle. So, yes, BackPorn still gets the honorable mention on my list.
Oh, and RobCat, I’ll be expecting Fifty this evening. I do ever so enjoy the occasional spanking. *snicker*
***LMAO*** JAZZ….I’m a little disappointed in you….where I like your list and all….and looks like your going to get a spanking for RCC…..***WTF*** I thought you would list PeenPorn as one of your fav’s?????? Are you going from PattinH00R to Angelz on us?????***ROFL***
Just messing with you….but I had to do it.
Nicole~ I know, I know… *hangs head in H00rShame* Don’t get me wrong. You all know just how much I worship the HHP. But, good gods, how the f*ck do you choose. If I have to pic porn, which is something I only get to enjoy in pictoral form, then I’ve got to pick those things that I enjoy most visually. When it comes to the HHP, I would MUCH rather enjoy UP CLOSE & PERSONAL. And, I would sure as hell do a WHOOOOOOLLLLLEEEE lot more than just look at it!!!
So agree with you on the music porn! I was just going to comment about including some porn that was auditory, his voice, his laugh and oh help me when he sings- gets me everytime
It’s really late and I’ve been reading fanfic so my mind is in a very dirty place right now…Snicker
1. Robnana Nut Muffin
2. AssCandy
3. Lip Porn
4. Hair Porn
5. Happy Trail Porn
And becuz I’m a equal opportunity h00r…I started thinking about Jackson (told ya I’ve been reading too much fanfic tonight)
1. Bone Porn
2. Eye Porn
3. Tattoo Porn (the one on his hip) Okay HipBone Porn
4. Hair Porn
5. Finger Porn (especially when he’s gripping his guitar)
I’m sorry I’m really tired and obviously hot and bothered by all the hot boy porn floating around this past week…
Jackson Porn FTW. I just wanna lick that tattoo on his hip.
ooooh, JenUK, I love your avi!!! Both boyz…I know what ya mean about that tattoo on Jackson’s hip. We don’t get to see it enough
The only thing missing from that picture, is me in the middle. Also, both of those boys have far too many clothes on.
Is this a new tattoo?
http://www.jacksonrathbonesource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=460&pos=25
Good Grief I’ve never noticed that tattoo…We must investigate…take your shirt off Jackson!!! Pleeeaazzzeee
**LMAO*** Drizl….I got your update for “Game On Baby”…so I’m getting ready to read it and UoEM update today…..
These are for you bb…..
http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy304/PattyPattz1/Jackson%20Rathbone%20and%20Kellan%20Lutz/010_JacksonRathbone.jpg
http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy304/PattyPattz1/Jackson%20Rathbone%20and%20Kellan%20Lutz/002_JacksonRathboneHC.jpg
Lurve lurve the pics Nicole bb…uh, I reference the black socks and sandals in Game on Baby…I just couldn’t resist…snicker…I’m a demented h00r
**LOL** Drizl…I still haven’t read it yet, but will in the hour….I love reading your stuff…it’s funny, it’s got lots of lemons and some of the references you make are just really unusual…but that I find amusing.
I have lots more pics of Jackson, I’m just starting to organize my servers and hard drives and go through them and then upload some stuff to PB…I’ll be on the lookout for more Jackson stuff for you bb…especially things that I don’t think you’ve posted…so you’ll have some different stuff to save.
Of your other stories…which are similar to GOB??? Funny with lemons or which do you rec???
1 – Jaw
2 – Peen
3 – HappyTrail
4 – Lips
5 – Hands
I was sweating bullets studying the list of choices like I was attempting to pass the bar exam or something
And I’m sad ArmPorn wasn’t an option as that would’ve been my #5
Oooh yes, BicepBumpPorn would have made a nice and very popular selection. Granted, I didn’t totally stick to the selections. With Rob, it’s so hard (TWSS) because there’s just so much (again TWSS)!!!
Oh yes I’m sad too… luuuurv the Arm Porn
http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/p/pattinson_robert_dossier_magazine_090408/01_robert_pattinson_excl.jpg
Arm porn!
http://s970.photobucket.com/albums/ae184/Thinkingofrobsite/july%2030/?action=view¤t=16834_103788816308312_100000315835003_100277_7100170_n.jpg
wha t a looong link?
D*mn I missed a RobPorn category! I blame Rob. As I was writing the post, I had visions of RobPorn dancing in my head … very distracting!!!
To make it up to the ArmPorn/BicepBumpPorn lovers …
http://www.flickr.com/photos/robcatcdn/4623380630/sizes/l/
holy sh*t I would never get tired of that mark segal photoshoot… every time… goosebumps all over… so hot… f*ck that man is gorgeous!!!…
and don’t worry RCC, we understand… sometimes I’ve even forgot to breath looking RobPorn
“sometimes I’ve even forgot to breath looking at RobPorn” … Me too! #that’s.normal!
<3
Love the Bicep Bump! *Lick* *Lick*
mmm yes, love that one*
I know this is a sh!tty papz pic, but I’m irrationally in love with the muscle in his arm here:
http://i760.photobucket.com/albums/xx244/Alighieri37/gallery_enlarged-robertpattinson-jfk-photos-06022009-05.jpg
I just want to nibble on it
A nibble would be nice. But I want to full on bite it! Hard!
That’s what I was actually going to say, but I don’t want to scare him off, so I’ll just stick with a nibble.
Ultimate ArmPorn right here:
http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9600000/UHQ-Outtakes-From-Vanity-Fair-With-Robert-Pattinson-Kristen-Stewart-robert-pattinson-and-kristen-stewart-9619733-1911-2560.jpg
Hopefully that links correctly since it’s a mile and a half long (twss)
Omerta~ That pic is like the porn lottery. EyePorn. HolyF*ckMeCheck. BicepBumpPorn. NibbleCheck. ThighPorn. FTMFWCheck. AddCandy. SqueezeandCheck. SexHairPorn. UNFCheck. JawPorn. THUDCheck. Sweet Jesus’ Sandal Straps!!! You just took out the entire RAoR population in one fell post.
Ayyyyyyyy daddy daddy dad come on and hug me with those armssssssssssssssss
like this roblover? mmmhhh… esa espalda… mmhhhh
http://tonicgossip.com/wp-content/kristen-stewart-robert-pattinson-newmoon.jpg
oops my post is awaiting moderation… I didn’t noticed that the link that I’ve posted had the kword… its because of that right?
Yep.
sorry… I’ll be more careful next time
ummmmm….this is a sweaty one….
1. Lip porn
2. Bicep porn
3.AssCandy
4. Eye/Eye brow porn
5. VOICE porn!
I want to be Switzerland- I don’t want to decide! Or take a holistic approach and appreciate the whole man- (to borrow from Chel- nom nom nom) instead of the individual parts. I am the most indecisive person ever- seriously. crap. Ok- I will pick, but keep a woman’s prerogative to change her mind. Overall happyporn is the best no matter what part is showing.
1 eye
2 jaw
3 ass candy
4 thigh
5 fingers/back tie
crap -his hands are missing- crap. and if this is a wish list add KS ears. I don’t know why- I am totally straight and don’t want any of her other parts but would totally nibble her ears- they are soooo cute. Felt I could leave this note based on the robsten porn.
Awaiting moderation? sorry- what did I do ? You can remove it if you need to. Not sure what “moderation” means-
help, anyone? *sad Spin-hangs head in shame*
Did you post more than 2 links?
This was supposed to be under Spindellini’s post above ^.
You almost used the kword. A no-no.
Well it’s so easy to me becuase I’ve done to myself this question!
1- EyePorn
2- LipPorn
3- HairPorn
4- FingerPorn
5- HappyTrail
this is what I mean
http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=346&pos=4
There is no happytrail but is a happy armpit hair!!
And again dirty nails…
Love de UHQ photos hehehehehehe
Ummmmm…. Love it!!!!!
I love the whole Rob ‘package’ and it’s so hard for me to choose. He’s just to smexy to be real….., but let me try:
1) HairPorn (I so want to run my hands through his hair. Short or long I don’t really care!)
2) LipPorn (What this man can do with his lips, mouth and tongue…. and I believe he knows exactly what this does to us……..)
3) FingerPorn (How I love to see those fingers move….. they play a big role in my dirty Rob fantasies!)
4) EyePorn (just one of ‘those’ looks and I melt….. just a pool of mush, not being able to focus or move)
5) HappyTrailPorn (oh, oh, oh I just want to kiss this sexy trail and go wherever it leads me……)
Can I please go on and on and on…….
I need a cold shower!!!!
I’ll mirror what everyone else has said… only 5????
1. Mouth (copy what rtpgirl said… love every part of his mouth and do love it when it’s pressed again or wrapped around something–oh god… I’m, uh, gonna, need a moment…)
ok, so… uh, yea. Do so enjoy his mouth. Love watching him talk, smile, smoke, etc. etc. *clears throat*
2. HandPorn. Oh yea, love his hands. I LOVE it when his hands are in his hair. I can’t really say it’s HairPorn because it’s all about his hands…
But oh good gawd do I love those little freckles on his neck, just want to lick them, and kiss them, nuzzle them. So is that freckle porn? But I want all his neck!
3. AssCandy. ‘Nuff said there.
4. JawPorn. Um… yea.
5. Sorry, got to make this a tie: HappyTrail and NeckPorn. Love the manfur and where it’s leading.
OMFG Leslie……THUD!
I guess the ice cream man met Rob on the set of WFE today. He talks about Rob and what kind of ice cream he picked. And guess what? It’s my favorite, it’s what I pick of the ice cream truck. Kismet, I tell you. If the picture doesn’t come out right, it’s basically a vanilla cone, dipped in chocoloate with nuts all around it. I know where I want that Vanilla Big Dipper…”c’mere Robbie.”
“As things wrapped up at that first GA location we got one last update.. from the ice cream man:
“He’s real nice, a normal person to me,” Tony Gross says.
So the ice cream man made it to the set. And while we can’t show you a shot of the star with his fans on Friday night. We can tell you what ice cream he picked.
“Vanilla big dipper,” Gross says.
A Vanilla Big Dipper is similar to a sundae cone, some call it a nutty buddy.
Yes.. we know you want to see it.”
Oh I love Nutty Buddies! I can’t buy them because I’ll eat the one after the other until they’re gone or I puke. God Bless poor Rob! What an experience he’s had down south. First with those stupid bitches tweeting at the bar on Thurs. nite, then with the southern heat and humidity, working 17 hours yesterday, and then I guess his was hotel was broadcast out (again Twit on Tweets) last night. I wouldn’t blame him if he said, “Fuck this shit. I’m going back to London and never working in the U.S. again! I’ll just work in Europe where people are saner.” I hope and pray this never happens, but who could blame him if he had a compelte meltdown one of these days. Poor Rob…I really hope he enjoyed that ice cream. Which brings up (twss) another kind pervy porn:
Licking-an-ice-cream-cone Porn. Imagine that long tongue stroking up and down and around the mound (twss again!) of ice cream!!! Oooo I made my self horney.
Where I come from we call them KING CONES lol
sofa king good just like him
Anybody reading For The Summer?This Rob visual reminded me of it-Love that story and love how they always have their ice cream- Some hot summer sun, Rob’s gorgeous mouth on an ice cream cone, good stuff
I’m reading For The Summer. It’s really good!
Rob can have his nutty buddy, if he is in the vacinity, I’m going for a rocket pop(sicle)
Wow, I think my perv is getting better, you all are having a good influence on me
I’m glad I read other posts first or else I would have flunked out by adding choices that weren’t listed. WHEW! I want to keep RobCat happy! After much deliberation, here are my top 5:
1. Eyes/Eyelashes – totally hypnotic.
2. Hair – any length is hawt but RM is my favorite. Just enough to hang onto.
3. Jaw – with just the right amount of scruff, please.
4. Fingers – running through his hair, playing instruments, triggering my fantasies, etc.
5. Lips – especially when drinking Coke from a bottle
O.K…..now for HAPPY sharing time with my fellow hOOrs. Today, DH and I went to the Chickamauga, GA set where Rob filmed yesterday! It took awhile to find it because 1.It was in east bumfuck rural NW GA 2. I was relying on my photographic memory *snort* to remember what the house looked like. We drove right past it at first but then saw a couple of cars parked in front of it after we turned around. Other than a few pieces of equipment behind the house and a couple of road block signs that had been pushed to the side of the road, you would have never known anything had happened there. I took pictures and if I can figure out how to post them (remember I’m the #1 techtard) I’ll share them. Before we found the place, we stopped at this tiny little old country store and asked for directions. We then drove into Chattanooga but didn’t see anything going on. However, we did go to the Tennessee Valley Railroad Museum where I believe they will be filming on Monday and Tuesday. Sorry for the LOOONNGG post but this was my first set visit and to think that HHH is/was THIS CLOSE just gets my girlie bits into a tizzy. Thank heavens my DH is so supportive of my obsession. He shall be handsomely rewarded.
F*CK ME I’ve never wanted to see someone eat ice cream so bad in my life!!!… do you imagine all the Mouth Porn?!
OH my I can only choose five…*tapschin* let’s see…
PEENporn (DUH)
Hairporn
Jawporn
asscandy
Happytrailporn….
But also his lips, eyes, finger and thighs, so many delicious features to choose from, what’s a hOOr to do except post some luscious examples….
Best F*CKING example ever…Peen, hair, eyes, fingers, thighs, ohhh I’m dizzy now…I CANT GET ENOUGH OF THIS PIC…..
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/Photoshoots/Holyfuckinggod.jpg
Happy Trail…..
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/Photoshoots/yum-1.jpg
DAMN almost all my faves….;)
Can’t leave out the asscandy. NFW!!
GAWD, I just wanna run my hand over his ass and give it a little squeeze.
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/PEEN%20Asscandy%20Manties/RobAddcandy-1.jpg
Sum more PEEN just for the hell of it. It is *lipbittingwhilecumminggood*
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/PEEN%20Asscandy%20Manties/robert_pattinson_cannes5-1.jpg
HOT DAMN, *panting* now I need my hobo, an earthmoving ORGASM, and a new pair of panties.
Becky, your SpankBank kills me every time!
**LOL** Beckys76…I knew you and I would be on a similar wavelength…can ‘t take my eyes off the HP….
1- PeenPorn/RobmuffinPorn…they kinda go together
Especially when he is wearing a tight suit or going commando…..damn you can’t help but look at the HP….
2- EyePorn/LashPorn…that FuckMe stare, and those lashes just kill me…especially when he is wearing GREY..**OMFG** it drives me totally nuts.
3- JawPorn/LipPorn *tied* (but this includes the whole mouth, Lips, Teeth, smile, scruff) Just thinking about kissing those lips, or having them on your body and feeling his teeth biting or nipping on you, and that Jaw…..I’m so DED_______________________________________________________________________________________________________
4- HairPorn…..The thought of running my fingers though his hair and feeling his hair on me….well that just goes without saying that his SEXHAIR like in RomeRob, or NM Rob at NYC RCE, or NM Rob at London RCE…..just makes him look so damn FuckHAWT…..the things my durty mind could come up with to do with his hair….***licking lips***…….Ooooo that is why I like his hair slightly longer….so it is long enough to crap and pull bb….
5- Asscandy….I like this is tight jeans or pants…love to see it when he is bent over just a bit like from filming NM and in several of the shirless shots you get to see a little bit of crack and the top of his bum……YUMMY!!!
Really I live perving over every part of Rob and don’t really want to choose, as I’d like to have the whole package….I think with a man like HHH, you could get sensual/sexual with virtually every part of his sexy as hell body…….HHH is just too sexy for mere words.
you got me with this list bb our fav porns are the same
Best F*CKING example ever…Peen, hair, eyes, fingers, thighs, ohhh I’m dizzy now…I CANT GET ENOUGH OF THIS PIC…..
and this explains me too
this man is never enough
peenporn-my end
hairporn-omfg
jawporn-hot as hell
asscandy-no word
happytrail-god what I am gonna do now
LOL
**OMFG** Robsessive…I knew I was simpatico with you…I see you are a major peenh00R too….**ROFLMFAO……High fives and FistBumps my fellow PeenHoor**
So what are you reading right now??? Just curious….Oh and my friends said they really liked your hometown….they loved trying different food and all, and said the people they met were so nice and hospitable.
major peenh00r did someone call me LOL we both sharing many ideas girl ohhh I am gonna start UoEM bb
did they like here
ohh its good our people generally be nice to visiters LOL they like trying foods so they probably tried out traditional foods can you ask which one did they try hon
You going to make me choose??? Okay, okay, but secretly I covet all parts of him – u all know what kind of PattinH00r i am…..
1. Jaw Porn (cause i can pick him out of a line-up based on that jaw alone….
2. Eye Porn (cause no one can give an Eye Fuck a la Fifty Shades like my boy)
3. Finger Porn (cause the thought of what those fingers can do give me a lady boner)
4. Lip Porn (those lips, to kiss….gahhhhhhh)
5. and last but not least the Robnana Nut Muffin (cause no one fills a pair of button-fly jeans like Roblicious)
Please note that the terms Eye Fuck & Lady Boner are the intellectual property of fellow Hoor SusieIGD aka LurkerSusie – love ya BB!!
Binky, is that you? Are you back, bb? Hope so. Missed you tons. Huge hugs and wet, sloppy kisses.
Coming home today!! Woke up at 4 a.m. & couldn’t get back to sleep – managed to get a connection and ChelDreams posted on Twittah that there was Porn on RAoR so I came right over!! *gigglesnort* Missed u too Scilla – can’t wait to get back home & back to normal which will include copious amounts of perving & reading FF – especially OTI!!
It’s good to see you Binky!<3
It’s so nice to see you back Becky!
I hate it when Angels go MIA … often means RL isn’t going well. #sad.panda Hope you’re back for good! Thanks for playing! <3
And that should have read “Binky” {facepalm} See what Beckys spankbank does to me? LOL
first of all RCC great vids this week hun, don’t have much time these days to watch full vids so it was nice to have some quickies in there hehe!
Dukkesa31 great vid I love that song and it fits so well with HHH!
And no hun I will never tire of Robward
now onto the hard part……you know I hate to choose but here we go anyway
1) LipPorn(mouth, teeth, tongue)
2)EyePorn, could get lost in em for days!
3)FingerPorn(HandPorn should be here too, just sayin!)
4)NeckPorn(which is connected to the JawPorn!)
5)FrecklePorn, love lookin for them in all his pics!
Now for my second top 5*sly smile*
just kidding I guess I will leave it at that for you, but I’ll have you know it took me about a half hour just to keep those choices and stop changing them!
Good morning my dear PattinAngels! Please forgive me for being gone for awhile… RL and just not enuf time in the day and then I was working on a new video dedicated to Fifty Shades… (whom I still miss with a vengence….). So your RobPorn dealer has not been good to you lately, so to make up for my poor performance in the past week, I am attaching my new video… and hoping you like it… but WARNING… viewing this video may require a couple of ShamWows…
Oooooh Melbie, I so loved this vid hun you did an amazing job on it and all the photos you edited with his quotes!!! Like I said before…6 minutes of pure Bliss/Ecstasy/Pleasure…pick your word and there you go!!
{{bigs hugs}}
Thank you Jolori! So glad you enjoyed my excursion into Fifty Shades obsession…
Love your viddie, hunnie! many thanks for feeding our Fifty fix!! *mwah*
As for the list, here we go…
1) EyePorn (with a special mention for his stunning eyelashes)
2) LipPorn (this includes tongue, teeth and the whole mouth-pack, isn’t it??)
3) HandPorn (and his 10 PornFingers ALWAYS!!)
4) NeckPorn (100% lickable!!)
5) HappyTrail (road to perdition… tee heee)
So nice to see you Biel!
I was thinking about you this week. Last time we spoke was in June. {GASP} Hope you’re doing well sweety! {smooches} <3
Biel…wow wonderful to see you on today….I love all your new CWAIA viddies….can’t wait to see more of TATTWARD….Next to FIFTY he is my next favorite character…..
I bet I’ve watched your FIFTY Shades and CWAIA viddies 100′s of times….I like to watch them on my big screen plasma and zone out with a good bottle of vino’ rosa…..just awesome. I always look forward to see what you and the team have put up…….
its good to see you biel hon I just wanted to say hi and your love your porn list
LAWD HAVE MERCY that was HOT Melbie! Gah…..now if we can just get ROB to say all those things, I think the polar ice caps would melt. WOOF.
OW OW OWWWWWWWWWWWW
GREAT WORK MELBIE. WOOF.
Thanks so much debbo! Oh how I miss Fifty Shades… it really is insane… I’m in love/lust with a fictional character that represents another fictional character! Jesus I’m one crazy ole’ cougar-mamma H00r I tell you….
***LOL*** Melbie….I totes you and feel exactly the same…so I don’t think your crazy at all….you just know what you like…and being you and I are both ate up with FIFTY…well just another reason to luv you!!!
Love your Viddie…as you know or maybe you don’t up you are my feature on my YT page….I changed out the page to a FIFTY theme….All the FIFTY vids lead the list…Yours, Dukkessa’s, and Biels are my favs…..
Wish ICY would write another FF or a continuation of FIFTY…..Damn he is one HAWT man.
nikole totally agree with you bb videos are to watch and watch again I have some of them on my pc
@Robsessive….well if there are any type of vids that you’d like to see just let me know and maybe I can email them to you directly…as I remember YouTube isn’t allowed in your country….we’ll take care of all your Rob/HHH needs here….and of course there are always lot of vids posted here on HHH…. There are alot of programs designed to convert YT vids so you can download them to your PC for storage…if you aren’t already using one now.
nicole I would be glad that bb I just need to change dns and check them out ohh girl thanks a lot you are so sweet
Thanks for sharing Melbie! I left you some love on YT.
But I’ll share one here … the ONLY way to watch YOUR vids is in a bigger screen #HQ.pics But there’s always a chance of passing out! LOL <3
Thank you RCC! Yes, you are right….. you must watch this vid in “HQ” on a big screen to get the “full” effect
Melbie It looks downright sinful on my huge plasma…I pipe it in through my laptop and via HDMI…wow just awesome….Looks like FIFTY is right in front of me….Live, Up Close and Personal….*** UNF….don’t I frigging WISH***….**THUD**
LOVE that vid Melbie! Sofa King HOT!
Melbie that was great!!!! you are a really talented lady!!!
How I miss Fifty…
I can’t see that video often enough Melbie!
Watchin almost killed me bb!! Fifty’s words with Rob’s fuck me eyes… UNF!
Hot Damn, Melbie! 6 minutes and 17 seconds of pure UNF!!!
Oh Melbie, I completely forgot to email you back to say a hugh, massive thank you for sending your Robtastic Fifty Shades vid to me – those great pix and durty one-liners, all in one fabulous package. MWAH!
Oh Melbie I just love this viddie…..You did such an awesome job on it….and with all the direct quotes from MoTU…Well it is such a stroke of Genius….
MrSexOnLegs is really what FIFTY is all about….I looked at your viddie over 2 dozen times and I never, ever, get bored…just the opposite happens…it cranks me up bb……fluv FIFTY…want more, and more……
Awesome Melbie!!! Thanks you!
O Melbie*
thank you
been missing Fifty too, just re reading my fav chapters every now and then*
…beautiful bb, just beautiful*
awwwww DAMN, Melbie! I’m still squirming from seeing that…..*saves to favorites* The song is perfect,bb. Now I have no choice but to read MoTU for a third time. Pure torture……
How can you ask me to pick only 5???? Too many things that I love about our boy. The pressure to choose only 5. Ok 5 it is but I reserve the right to choose a different list tomorrow and the day after and the day after that…………….
1. FrecklePorn (which has to be considered part of neck porn surely)
2. EyePorn (have drowned in them too many times to be able to not include)
3. LipPorn (but truth be told it is everything and I mean EVERYTHING about the mouth that should be included)
4. FingerPorn (So sensitive, so long and they are so often in his hair that by choosing it I am almost choosing HairPorn by default!!!!)
5. BackPorn (how many times can I play my RM DVD before I wear it out???)
1) EyePorn ( Green, blue, black or golden…eyelashes, brow, shades)
Thigh Porn(unf said…..Dead..!)
2) LipPorn (tongue, teeth the biting, singing, laughing, groaning oh and the SMILE! )
3) HandPorn (and his long glorious Fingers !)
4) Peen Porn (100% lickable!!)
5) HappyTrail ( little furry and the pelvic bones…GOD!!!)
6)Back Porn…OMFG…with freckles please.)
7)Add Porn( nibble, nibble, kiss (;
9)Hair Porn(short, long, shaggy or durty.)
10)Jaw Porn( smooth…or scuffy)( the jaw is connected to his neck …so yeah!)
and on and on…………………………………………………..
Okay, I know some Pattinhoor mentioned Rob’s armpit in this bump somewhere…..well, after awhile I got to
thinking about how in RM, Alli was all snuggly with Tylers armpit….Something so priMALE
about the hair and scent of a mans under arm…ummmm.
I’ve seen pics of Rob’s. Can’t remember if they we’re manips or not. Just dreaming is nuf.
So an honorable mention, “armpit” porn if you please!
I feel exactly the same http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fXvdobSLuQ0/SXocfdBb5MI/AAAAAAAAARc/LnQBujqtib0/s400/stone01.jpg
oops… didn’t work… here goes another
http://www.edwardcullen.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/robert-pattinson-dossier-magazine-05-500×376.jpg
Hoooo….thannnnnk….Yoooou so much! You’re soooo sweet for posting this one.
Just hitched my fantasy up a few notches!!!
I’ve just f*cked Rob and we’re sharing a Marlboro Light and “hey baby doll I’m ready for a
nap now…..so make room for me under that gorgeous arm of yours…….I’m undone now….phew!
A happy girl!
One more… in black and white http://robertpattinsonwho.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/robert-pattinson-dossier-10.jpg
Ok, here goes
1) FingerPorn
2) JawPorn
3) Eye(lash)Porn
4) AssCandy
5) HappyTrail
Hey RCC…thanks for posting my vid
)
and about the game….mmm love this idea but i have to confess it´s so HARD to choose the 1 one and the last one…cause i completly love each part of our beloved and faved Brit…;)
Ok,here i go….
1) Eyeporn
2)Hairporn(i dream with running my fingers through it,OMG)
3)Mouthporn(this include his tongue too
4)Fingerporn(yes,you might be thinking the right reason why?)
5)Neckporn
So hard to choose….it should be 10 points not just 5 LOL….
Thanks again RCC….
Hope you all have a wonderful day xxxx
Dukkesa..:)
Let me see…..how do I decide?
1. AssCandy, of course
http://wouldyoutapthat.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/robert-pattinson-7269-31.jpg
2. HappyTrail
3. Jawporn
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwivv0TwBl1qzmlgro1_500.jpg
4. Eyeporn
*See picture above*
5. Fingerporn
1 PeenPorn – peeN is always the priority
2 EyePorn – he fucks you just with a stare, and i am pregnant because of it
3 LipPorn – or tongueporn, because it makes me think about Rob licking, tasting my ho-haa
4 FingerPorn – they’re so long, so skilled …
5 JawPorn – because i wanna lick it.
Ok today i am a Pattihoor
eye
jaw
hair
happy trail
peen
I’ve got to say that the visual aids definitely made it difficult to prioritize, woman. But it is nice to go back to basics.
How do I love thee, Rob? Let me count the ways….
1. Eyes/Lips Porn- I can never decide, so don’t make me. ***making raspberry noise***
2. Hand/Finger Porn- His thumbs specifically are mesmerizing….
3. Freckle Porn- Even his “flaws” are flawless.
4. Jaw Porn ***whimpering*** Trying to stay focused here.
5. Happy Trail Porn- Probably the reason why, he is in the top three spots of my “I get a free pass from DH” List, if the opportunity should ever arise.
Your tags are hilarious, btw. “Wonder how many will complain that I’m making them choose again #RCC.akaMs.50″ LOL
RCC, I just went over to the WFE site, and I now have to put in an honorable mention. Seriously, love that man’s forearms… Is that a choice?
He really is an unnervingly perfect specimen of humanity. Stole that line from “Port Angeles Players”, btw.
katiebird … Thanks for playing … and noticing the tags. LOL
I missed the yummy category of ArmPorn/BicepBumpPorn. But included a visual up there ^^^ to make it up to the ladies! <3
Ok…but I am doing my (top) five under protest, RCC, because the list should really be a top ten or even twenty because this man is walking Porn!!! Here goes, but this is, by no means, a complete AC2 list:
1. CROTCH Porn – resting or at full attention–this man has the complete package
2. Happy Trail Porn -it should be part of number 1, but it’s so verrrry fine it needs a special mention of its own. (Oh how I would love to rub my nose in the happy trail on my way to he holy peen!)
3. Eyelash Porn – Man, those things are like fur! Women pay good money for false eyelashes and mascara to even come close to the beauty of HHH’s eyelashes. This should also include his eyes and the amazing “fuck-me stare”.
4. Finger Porn. ’nuff said.
5. Thigh porn. How long are those things?!? And they look so firm and hard. (twss!!)
That’s my list but I would like to give Honorable Mention to:
Freckle Porn!–this is really in the HHH Porn Hall Of Fame. Especially the freckle on the left side of the back of his neck (mine, mine, it’s allll mine!)
AC2 … Thanks for playing!
If I had to compile the top 10 or more … it would take me 2 days! LOL
To everyone … I’m counting CrotchPorn with PeenPorn … EyelashPorn with EyePorn … and MouthPorn with LipPorn.
Suits me just fine, RCC…it’s all good porn if it’s Rob-porn!!
Should be fun seeing the top “winners” and I use that term loosely because if it’s Rob…it’s a Winner! Except for the black sock and sandals. I still have no way to defend those; and my eyes are still burning from seeing them. Not the white legs, though, ’cause they’re so downright cute!
***LOL*** AC2….Awe Yes another PeenHoor….I knew it…..thats why I heart you bb….Crotch/Peen/Muffins….kinda all goes together bb…..like salt and pepper…..
Yep everything on Rob is Porn…..*Le Sigh*….It is all good, but like an Oreo cookie I like to go directly to the cream first…****ROFLMFAO*** Very true on both accounts bb….**LMAO….love the double meaning behind shizzzz**
Oooh what a fun post RCC! Nothing better than (licking)discussing Rob’s yummy body parts! First off, love the FuckHawt videos, now for my answers, I hope I’m doing them in the right order(#5 is the most fave right?):
1. AssCandy
2. EyePorn
3. HappyTrail
4. Robnana Nut Muffin
5. Here’s a little video that I made last week showcasing my fave part of Rob, his mouth. The audio was originally disabled, but I solved that problem thanks to rdmickey1989. So here it is, I hope you enjoy
Here’s another little video that I just uploaded, it was inspired by JAG’s “I Like Muffins, a Poem” post, and of course is all about the Robnana Nut Muffin! BTW, I was in touch with my inner 14 yr old when I made this!LOL!
ROFL That was hilarious!!!! Ummm Button fly muffin is my fav flavor of muffin.
I LOVE THAT VIDDIE!!!! and I´m a proud Peen H00r!!!
so cool, thanx SRL!
SRL~ That vid is total mother f*cking win!!! Sweet MAMA!!!!
that was f’in great
Hi SRL! No …#1 is your fav. No worries, I’ll re-order them.
I just left you a comment on YT. 
<3
Ooops! I had a feeling I screwed up! Well with all of this yummy RobPorn it’s no wonder that I jizztyped the order!LOL!
BTW RCC, thanks for the YT comment , you made my day!<3
ok new poll
#1 bottom lip
#2 tongue
#3 upper lip
#4 lip bite
#5 poutty lip wait 4&5 interchangable
DAMN!!!!
I like your new poll!
Loved it! Thanks for sharing. I wish I wans’t such a techtard.
For the record, if its on his body, I love it!
1.Jawporn…can’t help it, my kryptonite!Especially with scruff!
2.Chestporn…strong,broad chest, with just enough manfur ungh
3.HairPorn…need I explain this?No, thought not.
4.Fingerporn…huge hands, looong fingers…yes please and thank you!
5.Happytrail…the power of suggestion…I want to lick it!
That was like choosing between my children, I don’t have any but that has to be as hard or harder!
*fumes*
<3's RCC
“For the record, if its on his body, I love it!” Amen blarl!
“but that has to be as hard or harder! “—Yeah…That what she said!!!!
OH good lord this is to hard…TWSS
1. Jaw porn (which includes scruffporn because I imagine what it would feel like and where I wanna feel it.)
2. Lip porn ( same reasons as above)
3. Eye porn
4. Finger porn ( Have you seen the bend on those joints??? omfg kill me now)
5. Hair Porn (cause I want to grab one handful and play with that little curl at the base of his neck with the other while he holds me up with his THIGH porn and takes me away as I wrap my legs around his ASScandy and ride his PEEN porn until he falls on his BACK porn and I lick my way down to his HAPPY trail then back up and suck his TONGUE porn into my mouth. …sorry got carried away….NOT MY FAULT!!!! Told you this was HARD!!!! Ok now so am I roffl
I blame Rob for these types of outbursts! We’ve all had these moments, Dee; and it’s his fault for being so damn HOT!!! So…not your fault, hon.
GAH!! I’m sorry it’s too hard!!! *snort* …I can’t pick!! Whatever I put on my list I always feel like something is missing… but for the sake of playing I’m gonna write something and then post it before I can change my mind again… *sigh*
…
1)EyePorn
2)JawPorn
3)LipPorn
4)FingerPorn
5)HappyTrailPorn
EarPorn, AssCandy, PeenPorn & BackPorn are high on the list too!!!
lol
I wonder if we’ll break the record for use of the word “porn” in the comments in this post
¤hugs¤ <3
“I wonder if we’ll break the record for use of the word “porn” in the comments in this post” … I’m sure we will!
But I just thought of something. You know JAG’s Google Giggle posts … wonder how many searches for porn will lead pervy men/women here? LOL
Lol. Just to make sure we do…..porn, porn, porn, porn……
I’ll vote, but thank God we don’t really have to choose!
1-HairPorn!
2-NeckPorn
3-JawPorn
4- Lip Porn
5-HappyTrail
Am I the only one who thinks all the porn vids need a slo-mo function?
Tankergirl~ No, abso-fracking-lutely NOT!! Every vid featuring HHH should come with three additional settings: SloMo, SuperSloMo and SexyMuthaStrut!