Things I Learned from Robowski & Water for Elephants!

*Le Sigh* It’s all coming to an end, yes WATER FOR ELEPHANTS filming is winding down and I’m sadRosie about it. I’ve learned so much from following this filming and wanted to share some of my uber deep discoveries #notsodeep

I hate books!

ROB dammit buy the small pocket books, Im totally ADD blocked here!

more discoveries after the lick…

NO ONE looks good in black socks and FLIP FLOPS!

My eeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzz Rob's legs are so white, they're blue ;)

ROB should ALWAYS drink from BOTTLES! Can I get an AMEN!

Oh dear lawd!

COKE ZERO makes me HORNay!

*fans self* RobPopPorn!

SMOKING is bad for YOU MY HOBO

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, Poor lil HOBO ;)

HIGH WAISTED Pants are SEXY!

Mmm HAWT!

Finally, a PHOTOG who knows ROB’s BEST ANGLE! Thanks ANGIE ;)

I AM DIED!

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  1. HAHAHA!!! AMEN!!!! i loved this post. i love them all but u know how sometimes one will just make you bounce the whole time you read it? great comments on those fuckawesome pics JAG! #SOMUCHPORN in all these photos. Angie rocks my socks and I LOVE that she’s a fan of Rob….that’s why she gets the best pics :)

    • elvis4scilla

      Tink, so excited for you on your adventure today. If you ever need a chauffeur or set soldier buddy, don’t hesitate to let me know. I’m in L.A. too and know all the shortcuts. ;) . Hugs.

      • ha! there u are…im bad with followups to the comments i make ;) noted my friend….noted

  2. I learned that I really liked the shorter hair but I like the Rome sex hair the best. I also learned that boots and suspenders together turn me on. Rob looks great in any tuxedo from any era.

    • gemmajean

      TRUTH! It really has been quite educational…and yes about the tuxedos hmmmmmm yummy!

      • OHHH Yeah the visual…WFE

        http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/RayBanRob.jpg

        Oh and Gorgeous Georges…

        http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/Bel%20Ami/RobBElTux-1.jpg

        I love TUXEDOS!!

        • A few more.. just cuz

          Harry Potter TUX…I believe the first one I saw him in!!

          http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/Candids%20and%20stills/cedrictux.jpg

          HERE IS THE BEST TUX SHOT EVER…..

          http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/Red%20Carpet/4428862044_16b95fd465.jpg

          AMEN!!

        • Haystackhair

          DED!!!!!

        • Nicole

          **Slurp, slurp** I totes you Becky…HHH looks totally HAWT in a TUX….and even better when we also have a view of the HP….**UNF**

          I love the Harry Potter Tux pic….I have that in my PB account too….loved HHH in Harry Potter….Rob looks so Handsome and FuckHawt in any Tux from any period, in any film…He can be dressed up, dressed down, or not dressed at all***OMFG I love to see this one…..H00R moaning and rubbing legs togther***….HE looks HAWT in Everything….clean, dirty, beat up and bruised, smiling, pissed, long hair, short hair…and even damn socks and sandals…….HHH has just stolen all our Hearts, Pervy minds and souls…and our Hobo’s…..***LMAO*** ;)

      • roblover4ever

        Ohhh the last one, the Cannes red carpet, the day that I could not resist any longer and fell completely lost at Rob’s feet

        • roblover4ever

          Literally, I was crying in my knees in front the TV

        • Nicole

          Yeah…HE looked so FUCKHAWT that DAY…THAT STANCE….**OMFG** HHH knew exactly what he was doing to all of us….and I think it is one of his earliest days of giving us a view of the Holy Peen in Commando….after that he seemed to do it more….OH and when he is at functions like the Cannes RCE’s and excited….the HP seems to love it on the left….***HaHaHa….us PeenH00Rs watch it and know what side it is on constantly*** :)

      • Jazz Girl

        Plain truth, bbdolls. We may lurve him durtay but you can’t argue fact:
        Rob+Tuxedo= DeDH00rs!!

        • Nicole

          OOOOOOooooooo……Rob looks so FuckHawt in a TUX….any tux….I loved him in Harry Potter…when I saw him in that Tux like Becky put up…….and that robe/cape thing…….I was a RobH00R then and there…..he just looked HAWT in that Tux and the ball scenes……***THUD***….I knew then that Rob was going to turn into a very HAWT piece of eyecandy….I was actually in the UK when HP came out, and we were on our way to Scotland….there was so much HP stuff all over and the fan’s over there were crazy for HHH…thats when I fell for him….and just look at him now….HHH just proceeds to get HAWTER by the second…..**Drools and licks lips**……..Can’t wait to see him in WFE, and BA…..**UNF**

    • Nicole

      I totes agree with you. I confess though I like SexHair the best…as in RomeRob, Rob in NM Premiers in NYC and London….and the VF shoot in Italy…..just love the SexHair….

  3. That was candy for my eyes, lol….I love that Coca-Cola bottle!! well….not exactly the bottle…

    • Nicole

      It’s the Lips bb…they suck us right in and we start thinking of what those beautiful things could be doing to us or one us……LipPorn and JawPorn just do us in every damn time….**LOL**

  4. roblover4ever

    Oh Lord of all universe….. I love Rob smoking with dirty nails…. WTF?
    I don’t know why but this hands with long fingers and nails so dirty……
    Ok I’m just for straitjacket and padded room

    And I’m Coke Zero addict!!!!

    • that’s normal ;)

      • Dee

        Love hot, dirty, sweaty Rob. Now if hubs came home like that I’d tell him to go take a frakin shower…not HHH I’d be dragging him to the floor!

        • Yup, exactly. All us h00rs on Twitter were lining up for a lick of the glistening chest hair… LOL I can’t speak for the rest of them, but NO other man would do that me. NONE.

  5. snickerdoodle6949

    I laughed when I saw that first pic. All I could think was *JAG is going to hate this picture* LOL Great post.

  6. roblover4ever

    “NO ONE looks good in black socks and FLIP FLOPS!”
    Hahahahahahahahahahaha
    These sandals are the most ugly thing that I saw in my life
    But he looks hot!!!

    • Nicole

      I second that one….I just don’t think socks go with sandals at all, they look like the Adidas slip-on that athletes where to go into the shower with, and were pretty popular with people the past couple of years…

      Honestly…Rob could wear a damn pink TuTu and I’d think he was HAWT….**ROFLMFAO**….Only HHH can get away with this, or having dirty fingernails….anyone else, and I like other woman would look at the man like…WTF, and with a critical eye. With Rob’s SuperHawtness…you over look all these little things…because your looking at the “Bigger Package”…..***LE Sigh** OMFG, and what a Big Package he has…..**LMAO**….**UNF** ;)

      • Jazz Girl

        Nicole~ A pink tutu and neon green chucks, baby!!! He can rock it hard!! LOL! “Bigger Package” BWAHAHAHAHA!! *snickersnort* Don’t you mean, “BiggEST package”??

        • Nicole

          **LMAO** Ohhhhh…I can see it now bb…that tutu and neon chucks….Hmmmm, I’d like to see him in a set of Ballet tights too…that way we could really see “The Package”….** Oh my….eyes rolling out of head, heart racing, sweat breaking out on forehead, goosebumps all over body, drooling and moaning** Think about that one for your PervingHooR Mind???? **OMFG…we’d all drop like flies around here***….I don’t know if it is the biggest mind you*** I’d like to find out though***, but it certainly is very, very, BIG…as Scilla or someone said…It’s an Anaconda bb……in any case it looks HAWT to me….but it is also because of WHO it is attached too….alot of men that are endowed are ugly….inside and out….**That I can tell you for sure**….You know though…..on a serious note…..even if HHH wasn’t so well endowed….he’d still be the FuckHawt man he is….IT is all about him bb…the total friggin package….Mind, body and soul….and what good is having all that sizable asset if your a jerk, not very attractive, and don’t know shit about how to treat woman…”It’s not the size of the Ocean, but the Motion of the Ocean”…We’d love him if he wasn’t hung with the HP…..That is just a super-duper bonus for us!!! :)

      • roblover4ever

        Pink tutu!!! And pin clothes? Do youthink how look his pack in pink?? Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo……

  7. somanywards

    Amen*
    Coke Zero… um, yes please
    <3 your post JAG

    • Nicole

      **LOL** SomanyWards….I had to read your comment from the vid I posted last night a couple of times…Paddington…..*WTF*….I guess I was so damn tired I didn’t catch that.

      Thanks for your kind words…yeah things are still touch and go right now…but, at least I got some sleep…too bad this wasn’t going on…cause right now I’m about 2 hours from that area where they are filming, but with my friend having problems then it wouldn’t be right for me to leave and go see WFE filming or lurk around a set…oh well…another time then.

      • somanywards

        welcome bb*
        We are young, life is sweet (see Coke Zero pic) and we have plenty of time to catch up with the pretty ;)
        <3s …
        plus before you know it… Baton Rouge here we cum 2010/2011!!! pickin up TC1 and rdm on my way* hop on board ;)

  8. elvis4scilla

    JAG, that book is covering the precious addcandy but it’s giving us some mighty fine finger porn. Every time I think of those long, strong, bendy, guitar and piano playing coordinator fingers, wait, where am I, who am I…okay I’m back. Finger porn FTMFW.

    Next, what I like to call fuckhawt wet rob from the waist up and Grandpa Pattinson from the waist down. My first thought was also, damn his legs are white, why are his pants rolled up? & WTF with the black socks and slip-on Adidas, so Rob.

    I wish I could perv on the Coke bottle undisturbed, but it just makes me think how happy the gay community will be to see that pick. No, you can’t have him, he’s ours!

    The one with the Coke Zero, smirky little bastard is all I gotta say. He knows, he just knows what he’s doing, doesn’t he?

    • gemmajean

      Completely agree Scilla!
      I can forgive the craptastic rolled up sweats, black socks and slip-on Adidas shoes (which were huge with all the wanna be gangsters in my high school! LOL) just by glancing at his beautiful smiley face.

      • elvis4scilla

        Gemma, bb! “wanna be gangsta” Rob, lol.

    • roblover4ever

      Hi Scilla, I’m reading OTI! At the end I could learn to read English and I thought it would take forever but psssss read it in four or five days.
      So I started again OTI (because the first time I understood nothing :( ) and now I’m on chapter 16 and luckily see that I have for a couple days …
      This story really blows my mind, it beats me too much

      • elvis4scilla

        roblover, oh my God, I’m so excited you’re reading OTI! I think you speak Spanish right? I’m fluent, so if you ever need help understanding something just e-mail me, I’ll be more than happy to help elvis4scilla@aol.com. Te mando un abrazo.

        • roblover4ever

          Scilla Thank you!! Yes I’m speak spanish and It’s too hard sometimes understand, no so much specifically the words but they’re mean.
          I think I will send you many mails…

      • elvis4scilla

        Don’t worry, send me as many e-mails as you want. Te ayudaré con lo que sea.

        • Spindellini

          Scilla- is there anything you can’t do?
          p.s. if you are miming the answer I can’t see you.

        • elvis4scilla

          @Spindellini lol. I can’t play an instrument…well, on second thought…

      • floren83

        roblover keep reading FF and you’ll become fluent…( when my family catches me reading Rob porn thats my excuse ¨estoy practicando ingles!!¨… si supieran *wink*)
        I’ve finished last chapter of OTI last weekend, aren’t you dying to know who the stalker is?!

        • ambrosiarp

          Oh I Know, It`s a good thing that my DH doesn’t speak English, so he doesn’t know what I’m reading…. but I’m pretty sure I’ve shown him…. :)

        • roblover4ever

          I’m need to read English so well because I have to give a test at the Master, so I ‘ll read every FF that I can!!!
          I’m a very dedicated student :lol:
          And ambrosiarp, nobody in my fmaily understand what I’m reading too!!

        • Spindellini

          Scilla – i think Rob should volunteer his instrument to test this theory with you. You could hum a Super Scilla theme song on the instrument for practice.

    • mkattinson

      He’s such a tease in those Zero shots..
      He knows what he’s doing to our panties…

      • somanywards

        *blushes* most definitely

      • AliceCullen2

        Wish he was doin’ it IN our my panties!

        • Nicole

          ***LMFAO*** Ooooo I totes you bb….ME too!

    • Torontotwicat

      I squeed like a horny fangirl (OK – so I ‘am’ a horny fangirl…sue me!) when I saw the Wet Rob in Bathrobe pics tonight! I was so excited, I retweeted them only to find out that they’d already been around all day. FML.

      Those legs….shit! I’m white and I tend to glow in the sunlight but the boy is iridescent! Must be our Brit blood… ;-)

      Coke bottle…no words. TTC is struck dumb (enjoy it while you can…it won’t last)

      Sigh….I’m never going to quit smoking at this rate….he triggers nic fits in me every time I see him with a cig.

      And he has got the cutest, tightest wee bum I’ve seen on a man in ages!

      The one thing I learned…

      Rob + Doggeh = Mushy Heart!

      http://www.twitpic.com/29xt9w

      Never wanted to be a dog until this movie……

      • pjsnurse

        “nic fit” LMAO
        I can’t wait to see him with the rest of the animals!

      • Spindellini

        Ditto. It looks like a tense scene, but the dog looks perfectly comfy in his arms. Makes you wonder if the dog is thinking – “no..no.. I’d like another take, I think I can do this better. Director- don’t you think I should offer comfort and soothing to tense Rob, let me just lick his face for one minute…..”

        • Jazz Girl

          Well, Queenie is a girl dog. I mean, we’ve already established that Rosie was quite fond of groping and petting Rob. I’m sticking with our original theory that Rob’s appeal crosses all species. Females of all kinds love Rob. #True.Fact

        • Tesha

          Yes, Spindellini, that is exactly what Queenie is thinking and yes, i want to be her myself!!!! mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

    • ASSCandy supercedes finger porn ;)

    • Jazz Girl

      Scilla~ The one with the Coke Zero, smirky little bastard is all I gotta say. He knows, he just knows what he’s doing, doesn’t he?

      Yes, he does. He knows EXACTLY what he’s doing to us and he’s fluving every minute of it. Come on. That man knows that THAT picture just caused tens of thousands of h00rs and millions of women worldwide to spontaneously cumbust with nothing more than a smirk on his part. What can he say. He’s a giver!!

      • Nicole

        **LOL** Jazz…..I agree….I truly think HHH knows exactly what he is doing to all of us….the way he poses sometimes in the pics, those special little grins, those totally wicked FuckMe Eyes that he uses to hypnotise us into a trance or a state of total ROBHAZE and then into RobGASM……OH yeah….HHH understands what effect he has on the worlds woman….I think he secretly get’s off on it….and hey I can’t blame him….he loves his fan’s and gives us more to WANT and THINK about…..HHH is very SEXY, SMART and KNOWs how to use it to his advantage….but he is also Sweet and Humble….what a rare combonation in a Man….ESPECIALLY on so damn FuckHawt….**LE Swoon**….why can’t we have more men look, and act like him???? Can we get him cloned?????

        • Jazz Girl

          Nicole~ I’m with you. If they ever okay human cloning, they need to start and end rayt thar!!! Good gods, we could each have our own Rob!!! Holy F*ck Me!!!

      • somanywards

        <3 that*
        such a giver ;)

    • sensiblenot

      Weeeeell, great minds think alike. I had the exact same thought running through my head when I saw that first pic… those are some mighty fine sex instruments..who cares they cover the add *ducks the flying rotten fruit*

    • eyeonrob

      Yep, he sure does, Scilla! He’s such a tease.

  9. AstreaMartinez

    I do think I was blinded by the white legs. He can come visit me in Arizona so he can get a tan. When I first saw that pic of Rob drinking the coke zero I thought how HOT he looked drinking it and then I thought about how disgusting diet sodas are. Yuck Rob get something better to drink like coke from a bottle…

    • Nicole

      I totes you…I dont’ drink alot of soda at all, but if I do drink soda I would prefer a full blown, non-diet coke…or gingerale, and I like bottles better than cans….that goes for Beer too. Can’s sometimes have tinny taste…all that phosphoric acid can eat small amounts of the aluminum and leach out…..that is so not good for you…plus glass holds it’s temperature better, and there by keeping things cooler than a thin aluminum can……and of course, Robs HAWT Lips look much better wrapped around a bottle..***OMFG…the lipPorn and thinking about what he could do with those sexy lips of his…..***UNF****……Yeah bb….the bottle is DEF BETTER>>>>>>**I’d love to be that bottle of coke…..licking lips and moaning*** I’m so DED… ;)

      • eyeonrob

        *on knees praying at the altar of the Church of St. Mattress* “Please let me be reincarnated as Rob’s Coke bottle. Amen.”

  10. I cant resist a man with a pair long white leg LOL
    My DH has a pair long white leg too. I remember in early our first date, my (future) DH use his short soccer and I cant resist to not ogling to his white long leg (and thight). then he realizes that ogling him and said ” I know my legs and thight so white “…tehehe then Iam blushing…

    • gemmajean

      Robs legs are full of *win* no matter what shade :)

      • somanywards

        agreed ;)

    • I have very rarely seen him in shorts. There was the time he wore swimming shorts for Harry Potter, in his boxers for Little Ashes, 2x for Remember me (once at the beach and once on the roof/right before the sexy scene begins) and I don’t think I remember seeing him in shorts out and about. If you know of some pics, I’d love to see them. Anyway, Rob darlin’, your legs need to see some sunlight every now and then.

      • roblover4ever

        I believe he doesn’t like shorts because he think his legs are so skinny and crooked.

        • anniepattz

          They are skinny and crooked! But he’s still adorkable.

      • Jazz Girl

        Oh my girlies!! Discussing Rob’s Wonky Pale Legs….

        I have to say, I don’t know what it is, but I absolultely adore his goofy little knees. Shall we add some visuals to the discussion…

        I have to say, I fell in love with Rob’s adorkable knees in this shot…
        http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f326/Gin3vra/EarlyFilms/Cedirc-3rdTask.jpg

        I don’t know why. They just kind of called to me. It could be their connection to the RobThighs. But, at that time, the thighs weren’t quite the sight they are now. Still swoonworthy and gropeable of course.

        Then there was Remember Me and it’s beach loveliness…
        http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f326/Gin3vra/Remember%20Me/RobPrefersCoke.jpg

        Rob’s poor legs have always been a little sun-starved. But that just makes them more fun to uncover

        • roblover4ever

          Oh-oh the first pic….. I look a HP there….
          Rob is a white chocolat bombon, I like white chocolat

    • Red_Headed_Lust

      Shit! I made fun of DH this past weekend for wearing some similar shorts and nearly identical footwear while at the house (even HE wouldn’t go out in public like that). I hope he doesn’t see those pics or I’ll never hear the end of it. He has already taken to jokiningly telling me that he is not bothering to try to get any sort if tan because he’s intentionally going to get so white that he sparkles in the sunlight like a Cullen. This, because the entire female population of the globe now considers that sexy. He damn close, but still not quite as blindingly white as Rob!

      • Just rub some glittah lube on him and tell him, “Now you’re like Cullen”

  11. aprylransom

    I love Coke in a bottle. Gah! Lip porn! And If you have to smoke then Camels were pretty good, from what I remember. He should always wear the high waisted pants and sexpenders while drinking Classic Coke from a bottle. **looking for Hobo**

    I will be retiring now! Goodnight JAG and thanks for all the pervy goodness!

  12. Hello lovely ladies,

    I LOVE Coke Zero, I just discovered it and was very pleased that HHH likes it too. I can’t get enough of those gorgeous lips wrapped around that Coke bottle. delish!!! ;) I just wanted to say how much I adore this site and all the ladies who post here!!

    Sad to see WFE coming to a close….Here are some of my fav pix from the set…

    http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/WFE/WFEROB4.jpg

    http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/WFE/Set_3junio_011.jpg

    So it said on Robsessed that this movie will open April 15, 2011, Already counting the days!! Can’t wait!!

    • Alice87

      Thanx for the eye candy sweet wifey….

      *le sigh* He´s so awesome as Jacob…… (Jankowski OF COURSE!)

      I´ll hit ya back later & I´m looking forward to our chat tomorrow!

      LOVE YOU!!!

    • Eryka12

      Thanks for the heads up on the release date, now I know what days to take off work, ’cause ya know I’m going to be there for the first (several) shows!!

    • eyeonrob

      Yes…..yes, those are SOOOO fine! Thanks for sharing, bb! I love this site and all the incredibly intelligent, passionate, and f*cking HILARIOUS hOOrs that worship here.

  13. omerta437

    Question: Does anyone know when WFE filming will wrap in TN/GA? I’m going to a wedding in Atlanta on the 7th and due to travel/time constraints/family obligations, there’s really no way I can possibly swing a side-trip to the set or anything *shakes fist at family whilst mumbling “D@mn, you!”* but knowing the Pretty is, like, 100 miles from me will honestly be too much for my ‘ol heart to handle. I’m going to keel over mid-ceremony every time a tall guy with brown hair enters my peripheral vision :lol:

    • roblover4ever

      I read (think in robsessed) that they’ll stay from july 29 to august 2th

    • gkngc04

      go see the Pretty!!!

    • Nicole

      I think they are supposed to be in GA/TN through the 3rd only???? who knows…

      Here is vid for you…I believe that is what they say….

      • Nicole

        Some pics of Rob in the Nashville Airport arriving in Tennessee….

        Looking tired, but HAWT as ever.

        http://www.kikapress.com/

    • omerta437

      Of course! He’ll be gone long before I get the opportunity to even be in the same state as him for once :lol:

      • Nicole

        I totes you…I know I’m here in NGA and helping out a friend, but withing 2/2.5 hours and can’t see him or WFE’s set either…so I know how you feel!! Sad, but sometimes RL sets the tone for everything we can or can’t do…** sad panda**…

      • eyeonrob

        OMG,OMG,OMG! *squeals and jumps up and down like a 14 year old* Rob is a 1 hour drive from my house and my DH has offered to go with me up to the set tomorrow. I used to live up there so I’m pretty sure I know where he is filming. O.K., dear hOOrs…..I need some tips/advice for set visiting. I know you Cali hOOrs are experienced in this sort of thing. I’m sure I won’t get a chance to see a thing but I have an orgasm when he is in the same time zone as me, much less THIS DAMN CLOSE. GAHHHHHH!! I’m going to pack my hOOr travel case and hit the road.

        • omerta437

          My jealousy knows no bounds right now :| :lol:

  14. BTW, I think I found the title of the red book Rob is reading I am always curious and want a some insite into this beautiful man’s mind. I think it is….

    ‘My Friend the Mercenary’ by James Brabazon (?)

    • Alice87

      you right, bb!

      He´s reading that book…. Do you think it´s good???

    • Nicole

      **LOL** Becky…that is what it looks like to me. I’m always interesting in what he is reading….kinda gives you some insight and it just fun to see.
      I love books…I own thousands on everything you can think of…..I have a huge network of computers and servers at my home and business…have a kindle, and Ipad, Iphone, but I still love BOOKS….there is something about seeing a bunch of old and new books grouped together. They don’t require you to plug them in, and best of all….unlike a computer or kindle they don’t have any Hz that bounce your eyes around and cause eye strain or dry eyes. I hope real books never go out of style…I love them…I love running my fingers throught the pages and I love the smell of old leather bound books….First editions are even better.

      • theyellowcatgril

        Well,that’s one thing that i can say Amén!…
        I also love books,and i believe with the same passion as yours.
        I also hope they never desapear,because helding a book in your hand,and with the all”universe” that comes with it… It’s unique!…
        *Tchau,bb.

        • Nicole

          ***LOL*** Another book lover I see. Yep there is something about the smell of really good books in a nice library, and collecting first editions is fun, and can be a good investment.

  15. Bela

    He looks like a 1930s add for Coca-Cola! Yum! I’d drink to that!

    I love that it’s not just a can, but a true shaped-green-bottle coke. My first thought was “Wow! I wish I was a bottle of coke!” but my second thought was “Hmmm, I wonder where they got that from? Was that on purpose? Will there be some strategic product placement involved?”

    Many companies pay BIG $ to have their products seen in movies. Reminds me of JAG’s post a while back showcasing manips of Rob holding various products and their tag lines. Abso-f*cking-lutely hilarious!

    • snickerdoodle6949

      *Have a Coke and a Smile* What a lovely smile it is.

      • Bela

        I’d like to have him, and then a smile would most def cum!

        • snickerdoodle6949

          Amen to that!

        • Nicole

          I second that one Sista…..

      • hellokittee

        Yeah! Just what she said!!! ^^^^^D.E.D.

    • Jazz Girl

      Bela~ The best part is how teeny-tiny that bottle looks in those long lucious fingers. Don’t get me wrong, his lips wrapped around the top of the bottle are verra verra nayce. But, Sweet Jaysus, that bottle looks miniature!! We used to get Coke bottles all the time. And those suckers ain’t small by any means. But, in his fingers…

      http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f326/Gin3vra/WaterforElephants/untitled-21.jpg
      Just, UNF!!!

      • floren83

        UNF in deed JG !!! well… I think he is used to grabbing a giant thing with those long fingers … or is just me that pictures HHH touching him self ( I said this with my most innocent eyes ever *wink*)

        • Jazz Girl

          Floren~ Yes, it’s completely JUST and ONLY you who thinks about Rob petting his own Anaconda. No one else, ESPECIALLY no one else who posts HERE of all places, would EVER think that Rob might occasionally take matters ..erm.. *cough* into his own hands, as it were. None of us h00rs or angelz would ever contemplate Rob being all alone one night in a hotel, frustrated after a long day on set, say filming a scene where he has to keep a group of rowdy men in line while they watch a scantily clad, voluptuous blonde prance across a stage, maybe even a little lonely because he might be missing a certain someone. Nope, we’d never see him, all frustrated and tense, laying across his king size bed, unbuttoning those buttonflys and wrapping those amazingly talented long fingers around something giant, bringing it out into the light, snickering a little to himself because he knows just how many of us would kill to see the truth of our speculations and calculations. I would be shocked if any of us here ever thought about how it would sound as he ran his hand along the length…so much length… and then squeezed just a little at the tip, the sensation causing him to bite his lip. I, for one, have never imagined him sprawled across that bed with his head thrown back and his arm over his eyes, chewing on that bottom lip to keep from crying out as his other hand moves faster and tugs harder, roughly, as his hips start to cum up off the mattress just a little. Never wondered what visions dance behind those blazing eyes as his orgasm gets the best of him and he grunts and moans just a little.

          *pants* *wipes face with hand*

          Nope, surely no one else here has ever thought of such a thing.

        • AliceCullen2

          Holy SHIT Jazz!!! WTF!!! I would never imagine him doing THAT on a king-size hotel bed!!!

          I would, however, imagine him maybe soaping up in the shower…one big hand against the shower wall to brace himself. The other hand soaping the great beast–gently at first then, then applying more pressure. Stroking against the entire length as it continues to grow under his expert hand, caressing the tip, now stroking harder, faster, his head thrown back, eyes closed seeing pictures of perhaps a beloved. Stroking faster, harder, moaning with the warm water showering down on him, wetting every inch of his skin, then emitting a groan as a final, welcome release is achieved. Over and over, leaving his knees slightly weakened until he sighs a long sigh…and leans against the shower wall, relieved and relaxed.

          Yeah, I would imagine that…..ok

        • Jazz Girl

          AC2~ H00r. LOL. ;-) Can I be his squigee?

  16. kristin

    Btw…box office mojo reports that Water for Elephants will be released on April 15, 2011
    i love rob even more with the black socks and birkenstocks…makes me say “Awww” what could be more adorkable than that??lol

  17. Oldiebutgoodie

    I love my Rob with or without clothes. Oh the good old days when soda came in glass bottles it tasted so much better.

    • I totally agree about the coke in the bottles. I too love Rob with or without clothes but let’s be honest, less is more when it comes to Rob.

  18. Im Going Down

    OMG I am dying laughing

    No one Looks Good in Black Socks and Flip Flops

    that is Mr IGD’s Dads capsule wardrobe for summer footwear!!! LMFAO!!!

    must be a British thing

    that pic definately is just begging to be manipped!!!!

    Thank you JAG loved it as usual, thanks for hosting this party every day.. such a great laugh. I seem to be here Tuesdays and Fridays now that seems to be the pattern cos I get a free hour at work with no one looking over my shoulder to get on a computer.

    Im offski….Im craving a Coke Zero

    love to all the girls!!! xo

    • :)

  19. Haystackhair

    JAG, thankyou for my daily dose of Robporn. There is so much in these pics that I believe I am stunned into silence- no easy feat!Lips, jaw, fingers, add, legs, thighs, GAH!
    T
    H
    U
    D

  20. Lynn

    WFE now has a release date….April, 15 2011. (tax day) Didn’t see it on here, sorry if it’s old news.

    • Christa64c

      Who cares if it’s old news. It’s GOOD NEWS and should be shared over and over…. Ladies, we have a date with Robowsk on April 15th!!! Mark your calendars, get the babysitter booked, and get your affairs in order because when Rob hits the big screen as the sweetest, kindest and sexiest almost vet that ever hopped a circus train there will be dead h00rs lining the streets.

    • Oooh! Less than a year away :) …hope this one will open at the same time all over the world *crosses fingers*

      • Dee

        Something to live for and when do we get Bel Ami???? I’m really afraid it won’t get picked up here in the states.
        Or if it does it will be in few theaters.

        • Yeah, I’d love to know that too. SURELY, a distributor will pick it up? I mean come on, the biggest star on the planet? My guess is though that it will be in the artsy fartsy kind of theaters. Ours is old as the hills with really uncomfortable seats, but that would NEVER stop me. Sh*t, I’ll go to England to see it if I have to!!

  21. Alice87

    oh, a WFE/Robowski Post!!! :) :) :) I luv you JAG!!!

    after I saw all those yummy Pics, my love for Rob reached a new level I think!!!

    OH MY!!! The Hair, the sexpenders, the coke, the flip flops…. *drools*

    I can´t believe, that it will be over…. *sobs* Can I have a hug please???
    well, I think I just have to read WFE for the 3rd time…. *sigh*

    • Jazz Girl

      *hugs A87* It’s alright, Darl. We’ll make it through. We have all the lovely porn from the last 2 months to keep us going. Before you know it, they’ll be setstalking BD and we’ll have our fixes again. And the sex hair will be back. *pats back* There there. We’re all here for each other.

  22. anniepattz

    That Coke picture is enough to send me over the edge. If Coca Cola gets a hold of that they’ll be begging him to be in their next commercial.

    I’ve also learned that Rob is adorable when working with animals. Maybe he could do a remake of Dr Doolittle, an English version? hehe

    • Christa64c

      Good god, after that Coke bottle pic, I’m barley hanging onto the edge by my fingertips. I’m now a Coke (Diet) convert for LIFE.
      If Rob would do a Coke commercial (which I highly doubt since he’s so worried about being a sell out) he’d be on every channel several times a day. I’d be in h00r heaven!

      We’ve learned that Rob is adorable working with animals, children, wizards, … f*ck, who the hell are we kidding? He’s f*cking adorable picking his nose!!!!

    • jpfree

      I’ve learnt that saying Rob plays with the monkey does strange things to me.

  23. OOOoooOOO I hadn’t seen the walking away ADD picture. Thanks JAG. Damned beautiful. That man can make ANYTHING look erotic…(except maybe black socks and flip flops LOL). The drinking soda pictures are enough to bring you to your knees….mmmmmmmmmmm gahhhhhhh

    Oh and “AMEN”!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) Hell to the YEAH…..

    Have a good weekend everybody!!!!!! And save those Rob pics, it may be drought Rob time soon and we will need all the porn we can get to hold us over…..personally, I will be staring at the SMILEY ROB pictures. He always makes me happy when he smiles. LIGHTS UP THE WORLD!!!!!! and panties explode everywhere!!!!!!
    buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  24. DeeDreamer16

    Secret? I’ve always been a bit of a “Grandma DD” – even when I was a youngin’. That stated, I would like it to go on record that I have absolutely NO PROBLEM with Grandpa Pattinson and will gladly take him in (twss!) and care for him in his golden years…! ;)

    Have a great day, Angelz!

    xo
    ~DD

    • elvis4scilla

      I know DD. Just picture Rob when’s he’s 80. He’s going to be all skinny, the way really old people get, a little hunched over from being so tall, hair gray and thinning a bit, wrinkles around the eyes from all that smoking and smiling, bushy eyebrows thinned out, but crazy wirey, pointing in different directions, probably even more freckles from the sun, and guess, what? He’ll probably be the sexiest Grandpa out there. :)

      • gemmjean

        Oh he can give me his Werthers Original to suck on anytime ;)

        • sensiblenot

          LMFAO!!

      • floren83

        Scilla this is completely of topic but I want to personally thank you for the Robdream I have last night… I don’t want to get in to details but thank you for all the peach eating Rob images you planted in my head with your wonderful OTI
        THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!!!!!!!

        • Glad to be of service, amiga. ;) Just wait to see what Rob pairs with his favorite fruite in the next chapter.

      • DeeDreamer16

        Oh, yes, Scilla! I will love him wrinkly and skinny as all get-out. It’s a good thing women live longer than men do, because he’s gonna need me around to care for him!! Sponge bath, anyone?? LOL ;)

        • Oh God, sponge bath FTW!

  25. Carol

    Always informative! LOL

  26. “Rob should always drink from bottles!” AMEN!! He does look like a Coke commercial. :) And I love that Angie is getting special add shots just for you… and that you share. ;) What I’ve learned from WfE filming? That I can settle the DuhrtyRob v. Tux/CleanedupRob debate forever. It’s a TIE!!!

    And I just want to try one thing…. trying these html tricks.

    • I did it! I bolded!!! I’ll try one more…. stay very still…

      Black socks and sandals are smexy

      • Teach us all how to do that *littleb bats her lashes in a coy manner* please.

        • Ok, see the gobbledigoop under the comment box? You put the “demand” on either side of the text you want bolded italicized or struck out Wow I hope that worked! ;)

        • you mean like this? I bet this doesn’t work, I’m such a techtard and also a blogtard. okay here it goes.

        • It worked !!! Thanks Deb. See a h00r can learn new tricks.

        • Christa64c

          This h00r wants to learn a new trick! Test, test,test

          I’m a SUPER techtard. No laughing!!

        • Christa64c

          It worked! *Snoopy happy dance*

          Look out I have a new skill, and like every child with a new toy, I’ll be wearing the hell out it!!!!

        • Oh, awesome! I didn’t know you could use HTML in the comments. I’ve been wanting to know how to do italics on here, so I can stop typing caps for emphasis. LOL

      • OMG I love strike through It adds so many more opportunities for comedy.

        • SQUEEE!

      • Ok dammit I have to try this again. I get the around the word. Right! Then use i for italics, b for bold and s for strikethrough? Then what do you put at the end of the word/phrase to end it?? ->??

        • Ok lemma try this…I’m such a techtard though….. I can’t wait for WFE!!

        • Omfg! it fracking worked ! I guess I’m smarter than I though, he he !

        • ROBsessed89

          LMAO let me see if i can do this PLEASE let this work :p

    • ROBsessed89

      does this work idk let me see ahaha

      • ROBsessed89

        oh shit it did LMAO thanks deb mwuh *winks*

    • roblover4ever

      How do you do that!!!???? I never couldn’t!!!!!! How ???

      • floren83

        A ver a ver… I wanna try… but techtard doesn’t begin to describe me… Did it work?

        • floren83

          oh its all f*cked up I’m gonna try in the other page

      • floren83

        look here roblover
        http://www.pageresource.com/html/textags.htm

        • eyeonrob

          O.K. #1 Techtard is going to try this. Thanks for the link floren83!
          Rob is

        • eyeonrob

          Told you I was #1techtard…..damn it!

        • roblover4ever

          Thankyou florcita!!!!!!

        • floren83

          you are very welcome eyeonrob and roblover!! us techtards have to look out for each other!!

  27. ihopatz

    ‘RobPopPorn’ so sounds way durtier than it actually is…
    But I don’t care how it sounds, just seeing him drink is f*cking hawt! *le sigh* Too bad filmings almost over…what will we do during the drought?

  28. TheMissMod

    Holy mother of……….*THUD*. The pic with the Coke can. *T-H-U-D*. I will confess I just looked at these pics (and some other WetRob ones from Robsessed) while listening to Barry White. I think I might collapse.

    • Jazz Girl

      TMM~ Most RobPorn should be viewed whilst listening to Barry. I mean, CUM ON!!!! Is there really a pic out there of the man (taken in the last 5 years, ZygoteRobMolesterPorndoesnotcount) that doesn’t make you wanna just drop to the floor and get bizzzzay???

  29. TheMissMod

    I will also say this – you know the ‘Shelf-life of the Robsessed’ post you made t’other day, and the bit about not saving every fecking pic you see of him and how that means your Robsession is waning? I can’t save any pics that I see of him at the moment because I’ve practically killed my laptop with all the other RobPorn which I will NEVER for the life of me delete. That doesn’t make me a terrible person does it?

    • Dee

      Oh no tell me that’s not true WTF I haven’t been saving everyone but I thought it was because I was getting choosier just keeping the quality shots.That and the fact that I’ve filled 3 PB accts. Please don’t tell me I’m loosing it. I don’t want it to go!!!!!! What should I do??? HELP!!!!

    • Jazz Girl

      Breathe Darlings!!! Being selective of the RobPorn DOES NOT mean you’ve lost your mojo. It just means that you have elevated your RobPerving game and becum a RobPorn connoisseur. You have discerning taste and have the ability to select the truly sparkling from a tray full of diamonds. Oh, you still enjoy all that is laid before you. You see the beauty. But, for your own selection, you choose only the absolute best. Rest assured, your mojo is strong.

      • Dee

        Oh Thank You Thank you JG …Dee bowing down, wiping a tear…I feel sooo much better. This is serious shit right here.
        If not for my Robperving what else do I have????

  30. AliceCullen2

    Happy Birthday SpunkMe. Here’s to many Rob-filled dreams cUmming true.

  31. TheMissMod

    I don’t know whether I just invented a new thing so I’ll give it to you straight – I just thought when I looked at this post ‘I might not be able to hear all of the comments’ – Jizzthinking?!

    • AliceCullen2

      Thanks, TMM…I “jizzthink” a lot…like most of the time. I just needed word to describe it.

      • TheMissMod

        No problem AC! Glad to be of service. Oh no, now I’m thinking of ‘servicing’ Rob. It’s too early for those thoughts here! It’s nearly half three in England! Shame on me!

  32. AliceCullen2

    I’ve officially crossed into a pathetic Rob-cessed h00r land. Not only do I read the books he reads, I just bought a bottle of Coke Zero and I’m a die-hard Diet Coke gal! But since HHH drinks CZ, then I will try it, too!

    The add pix, the high-waist pant pix, and the Coke bottle pix almost made my heart stop. The white legs & black socks did make my heart stop in horror! But, Rob, honey, if none of these other h00rs want you with those sock & sandals, I’ll take you home and get those awful things off you. Then I’ll help you out of those rolled-up pants and anything else you got under there……..

    The pretty has such a nice sun-kissed glow on his face and arms, but I guess when he got some sun he kept his pants on! Pity. We need to get Rob out of his pants more often, girls!!!

    • Jazz Girl

      AC2~ WOW!! I’ve just witnessed a day I never thought would come. I’ve just identified something I will not do for HHH. I will never give up my Diet Coke. I can’t!! SHIT!!!! Wait!!! Does that make me a lesser h00r?!?!?! I mean, I’m not saying I won’t suck down a Heiney with the man, or make him a nice yummy RobGasm. But, I CAN’T give up my Diet Coke!!! Awww crap!!

      • AliceCullen2

        </i?Well, Jazz I tried that Coke Zero and it’s not for me. I, too, am a Diet Coke addict. The CZ tastes milder than DC and it doesn’t make you burp as much (pffft..where’s the fun in that!), but it leaves a funny after taste. Didn’t like it much. But the same thing tastes different to everyone. I’ve seen the Pretty drink DC and Reg Coke…Reg more often though. And I was just thinking about having a RobGasm when I finish my chores. Thanks for the inspiration.

        • AliceCullen2

          Who screwed up the board??? I tried to fix it above but I jizz-typed. Musta been that Coke bottle/Rob hands story Jazz Girl posted. I’m gonna try it again. If this doesn’t work, I guess we’ll all be bold in italics forever! LOL…just kidding…I did the same thing on a Soapnet board years ago only it was bold, big type italics in red. I had to leave the board in disgrace.

  33. *drooooool* ;)
    Yeah, I’m sorta abstaining (god that word is so awful!!) from caffeine right now #detox …and of course the sexiest man alive makes it even harder (twss) *sigh* …guess it just wasn’t meant to be…eh, the detox that is…
    I looourve the bottle pic… but doesn’t the bottle of coke look so god damn small in those big hands of his… mmm… big hands…er, right, was I saying something? … oh, and the lip porn in that shot…*thud*
    Thanks JAG & Rob for instantly making my day SO much better!! <3
    ¤hugs¤

  34. Christa64c

    Oooops almost forgot to give JAG an “Af*ckingmen” for Rob always drinking from a bottle!!!

    • I’ll give an AMEN and moment of silence for the Coke bottle drinking.

      • crap! still working on my new tricks but mean the words just as well.

      • ROBsessed89

        Had my momemt of silence as well **sighs**

    • pattinslut

      Af*ckingmen and hallalujah sistah!

  35. floren83

    AAAAMEENN!!!!!!!!!! to the bottle drinking Rob… well… Amen to all!! Oh JAG you truly are the Pope of the church of St Mattress!
    My dad used to use Adidas slip ons with sock… so there you have it… that would never work for me… but the white-blue legs… I really don’t mind, I’m so white than I’m green…

  36. taypattz

    April 15th, 2011 can’t come fast enough! He looks so hot! He definitely needs to always drink from bottles!!

  37. maizeandblueinvalpo

    Looking at his legs was like the sun shining on fresh snow. That shit was blinding.

    • LOL! But you wouldn’t mind getting tangled up in them. I’d would rub the hair right off his legs like a cricket on crack.

      • Christa64c

        “I’d would rub the hair right off his legs like a cricket on crack.”
        I may or may not have just wet myself reading that!!!

        Rubbing up on Rob…. GAW!!

  38. somanywards

    Happy Birthday bbs!!!
    Leos are awesome ;)

  39. Dee

    This is off topic but I started reading All You Wanted by JM Cullen and it’s gone. Does anyone have a link to where I can find it or has she quit on it ? I looked on her blog but it didn’t see it listed.

  40. naturaladdict

    AMEN! I agree Rob drinking from bottles is total win! I can almost excuse the socks and sandals, I just have to keep looking up to the wet hair and face, hehe.

    I woke up in such a funk this morning, and before 8:30 am I had lost my temper with the dogs and the kidlets… then I realized why, Rob is no longer in Los Angeles… /cry

    I’m gonna go try to pacify myself with some good solid RobPorn and then get some In and Out for lunch.

    *HUGS* ladies!

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