Rob you are one kinky boy! 
We warned you! Today we take hipster dufus’ Rob and Tom for a lil Three-way, after-all that back seat is definitely big enough for a roll in the leather!
Rollin' with the homies!
myrobertpattinson: lol
MP: I can just imagine him bumping out of the parking lot – hydraulics and everything.
JAG: OMG how can u not love Rob cruisin with TomStu, its the shit h00rs dreams are made of
MP: A BIRKENSTOCK STORE! NOOOO I didn’t see that before!
myrobertpattinson: when i first saw this i was like hmm are they shopping for deadbolts or birkies. wtf could rpattz need deadbolts for
JAG: BIRKIES FTMFW GranolaBERT oh and MP
MP: AWESOME!
myrobertpattinson: lol skinny jesus jesus shoes
JAG: jesus joggers
myrobertpattinson: LMFAO
JAG: hemp sandals
JAG: smoke in case of emergency
BIRKIES FTMFW!
myrobertpattinson: this is the In N Out
MP: No way – they were eating at the in n out? I figured they were picking up some 40 ozs
JAG: its too cliche lol
myrobertpattinson: it reminds me of that quote where rob said he would rap and his mom would be like “what’s Compton?”
JAG: Oh dear god is he trying to park!! RUN SAVE YOURSELVES
MP: LMAO! I hope NOT!
myrobertpattinson: THIS is my new desktop background they look like hipsters in their grocery getter rputtz puttzing around the valley
JAG: he is clearly confused about which side to drive on…Rob always driver (her) from behind
MP: So that’s how the paps found him. They just staked out all the IN n Outs
myrobertpattinson: LMFAO yes mp
JAG: easy peasy to find him
myrobertpattinson: i wonder what he orders at in n out
MP: Perv that I am, the first thing I thought about were the old bench style seats in the back of this car.
JAG: I bet that car smells like…
myrobertpattinson: ass
JAG: spunk grease smoke
myrobertpattinson: socks
MP: 40 ouncers Stinky sideburns
JAG: beer empties new BIRKIES
MP: Hemp shoes
myrobertpattinson: HAHA jesus joggers LMFAO
JAG: you could totally bang in the back seat!
MP: Um YA!
myrobertpattinson: hellz yeah
JAG: you could Three way in that back seat
MP: No seat belts to get in your way
JAG: oh DEAR GOD he only has a lap belt, he better watch the jewels
MP: I’m not sure I want TomStu in my imaginary 3 way Can I kick him out the door?
MP: If I can get it open
JAG: Oh I would totally 3 way him
MP: Ew he’s too skinny
FauxBo Tom, The new SpiderMan Dood & FluffyRob
JAG: hed like hold my hair back while i …. Rob
MP: And short
myrobertpattinson: while you what bob rob?
JAG: teehee
MP: Fill in the blank JAG !!
JAG: hes so metro, hed prob clean up after
JAG: WIN
MP: He’d hold the jizz rag for you..
JAG: YES he’s a total FauxBo
MP: I wanna know what’s playing on the radio..Either the hispanic radio station or Biggie
JAG: OH DEAR god is he TURNING
RUN
HIDE
DUCK
myrobertpattinson: it’s not my thing but there’s finger porn i’m squinting to see what’s on his radio
MP: I don’t think this is his car. It’s too clean on the outside. I think it’s borrowed.
JAG: clearly not his too clean
myrobertpattinson: who’s is it then?
JAG: Steph Ritz Manager Nick
JAG: Deans
myrobertpattinson: i thoughtthat too
MP: Why WHY would he drive a car with no AC? It’s like ASKING the paps to dive in his windows.
JAG: what should Rob be driving ? besides ME lol
myrobertpattinson: he should be driving… wow that is a good question
MP: I think this car is kinda perfect for him. It’s classic, refined, yet unique
myrobertpattinson: yet sporty
JAG: OK so its not HIS but it should be
MP: Bwahaha – that would make it NOT perfect for him. He’s not sporty!
JAG: I cant get past the beat up beamer
The Beamer Clown Car! and YES this pic totes makes me jealous
MP: Yeah, he needs a classic car. With AC And a forcefield.
JAG: LMAO
JAG: and tranquilizer darts
MP: Maybe windshield wipers (look there aren’t any)
myrobertpattinson: omg you’re right! no windshield wipers or seat belts!
MP: Maybe that’s what is on the front by the windshield. Take a look — there are little gun looking things there. it’s a “sunday drive” car. Not meant for in n out
JAG: So its a stunt car not meant for the road lol
MP: Meant for “parking”. Just Tom and Rob..
MP: Damn he’s fine. I just zoomed.
JAG: zoom at ur own risk
ROBSTU FTW
LOL! You guys kill me!!
No shoulder belts or AC in cars back then. I like this car! I can picture me driving down the PCH with Beach Boys blasting out of it!
His dad deals with vintage cars. Wonder if it’s one of his??
And BTW…not only were the backseat a bench, so was the front! No console in between so you could snuggle and whatev while he drove!
TTC~
” No console in between so you could snuggle and whatev while he drove!” Hmmmmm, “whatever” did you have in mind? Rock,paper, scissors? Thumb wrestling? Nap in the lap? *winkwink*
I thought maybe I’d check his pockets for candy or loose change! (wink)
the elephant found a peppermint- hmmmm.. mint is supposed to make things tingle. true?
I wondered about the dad/vintage car connection too TTC
With all the stories about his erm driving abilities I say he needs something with a thick rubber bumper running around the middle of the car. At the very least something that’s got a 5 star crash rating, proper seat belts and some airbags lol. So basically he should have stole his soccer mom Volvo from the set- I mean why stop at clothes and cheap guitars right? Go big or go home LOL.
Some airbags? I’m thinking side, roof, front, bottom…..the inside of the car needs to be one big freaking airbag!
Too funny stealing the SX-60 Volvo…..Yeah Volvo used to be a top rated car when they were built in Sweden, but they were sold out to Ford in 1999, and just recently Ford sold that division out to Geely…a Chinese car company…I’m not sure if they are as safe as they used to be. They still look great but the mechanics are another thing all together….
I understand that Volvo sales went through the roof from Twilight…they couldn’t keep Edward’s model in stock….
From what I’ve read…and TTC has said he goes through cars quite often…because he either crashes them or misplaces(???) them….Rob is totes Adorkable.
At least with this muscle car he will have some steele around him….and I think that is a good thing for HHH.
You know, I’ve never seen a silver Volvo on the roads. I thought that with my obsession, I’d see them everywhere but nope. Lots of silver Toyotas, Hondas, Volkswagons and Nissans but no Volvos…
BIRKIES!!!
***LOL*** I think they look a little funny on HHH….When I lived in CA….everyone in SanFransisco called them “Berkley Striders”….especially the Birky clogs….most all the hippies wore them around Haight-Ashbury area and alot of the Painters wore them. Tourist coming into the bay area would sometimes wear them with socks….**OMG** now that really looks funny!
Funny you say? I’m going with fashion crime!
***LOL*** Suziekew….I was being nice…*LMAO*….it looks totally hideous!!! I totes you.
Please say their part of his costume. Oh Rob….sigh….what are we going to do with you? Do we need Queer Eye for the Straight Guy to come after you?
Noooooo!!!!!! Oh TTC, you know we can’t change A THING about our man’s hobolicious style!!! He cleans up well when he needs to…Jesus Fracking Christ does he clean up well. But, he just wouldn’t be our HHH if he wasn’t rocking some adorkable clothing option #hellobluebeanniefromhell.
You guys crack me up.
*AC, forcefield and tranquilizer darts*
Sofa king funny!
Yep, but they forgot smokescreen, oilslick and CO2 boosters. All absolutely necessary papz/fanskank escape devices.
**LMAO** Yeah Jazz I had some thoughts on those too…I’ve seen alot of the old muscle cars that have Nitro hooked up to them too….as if Rob needs any more Horsepower to get into trouble with.
Hey maybe he can have someone rig up some of this for him….kinda like the James Bond cars…that would be funny as hell…maybe then the Paps would leave him alone.
and an ejector seat for both
@Suziekew…and lets not for parachutes….we don’t want HHH to have a hard landing.
Bench seats in the front makes it easier to give a blowy while he’s driving. That’s my kind of car! No damn console to manuever over and no parking brake or gear shift poking you in the ribs.
*sigh* that brings back memories
What! “I was Just saying”!
I knew ….er….someone who did the road-head thing in a Porche Boxster and
Ishe had a big bruise onmyher ribs for days. These old cars are clearly better forgiving road headcertain activities than sports cars. Maybe Rob realizes that.BWAHAHAHAHA! AC2, you’re a HOOT! I think we need to push car companies to bring back those verra handy bench seats. It’s time to get back to basics…..practicality over style, just sayin…
EyeonRob~ I second that motion. All in favor? What? Oh, I thought we were voting? *snicker* All I gots to say is that, at least in my soccermommobile, I’ve got an adjustable steeringwheel and nothing but space between the captains chairs in the front…errr…not that I’ve ever…. oh who the hell am I kidding? *points to self* Self-admitted h00r, remember? *grins widely*
Ahhhh . . . . this whole topic makes me miss the good ‘ole days of being seventeen and having the front/back seats and hood of a candy apple red ’67 Mustang to hump on. Hilarious how you can overlook the lack of heat, air, power steering, power locks, power windows, automoatic transmission, seatbelts, etc when you’re young and indescribably horny. Even more funny is the fact that the damn thing is still sitting in my driveway nearly 20 years later because we could never bear to part with it. I suspect the snooty neighbors think it won’t crank since it’s never moved. But it will. We just don’t ever get in it because we now have other, much nicer shit to drive. Hmmmmm . . . . I wonder . . . . .
Good points RHL….I used to own a 67 mustang convertable that was also candy apple red, and white leather interior….too funny.
You should take it out or fix it up if it is needed …those cars are worth some money now. It’s true they didn’t have all the fancy stuff that cars have in them now, and no turbo charged engines, with only a 289….and they certainly didn’t have GPS or a fancy CD changer and sound system…but for their time they were the Bomb!! I bet you take it out for a ride and you’ll still have everyone looking at you and the car. They are just a very nostalgic car…your lucky bb.
Damn…I like how your twisted mind works!!!
Most Def Biggie Going Back to Cali is playin See it’s all about the cheddar, nobody do it better
Going back to Cali, strictly for the weather
Women, and the w**d — sticky green
No seeds bitch please lol(:
So all that car makes me want to do is kick tomstu to the curb and make my ‘Sex on Fire and Rob’ fantasy cum true!! well as soon I can get him out of the city and safely on some backroads anyway.
‘Head while I’m drivin’ is pretty fun.
*myhubbylikedit*
Sorry ladies my pervvy brain has no filter tonight I blame the Nova and the GORGEOUS MAN driving it. He keeps me in constant state of LUST & fasination.
“Sex on Fire” FTW
Yeah, blame the GORGEOUS MAN =)
I totes agree, Beckys76. I’d be lusting and perving if he was riding a tricycle.
***LMFAO*** Too funny bb….Rob looks HAWT walking honey….everything else is an Optional Accessory!
He isn’t know by us a “MrSexOnLegs” for nothing….but imagining him on a tricycle…..cracks me up!
FINALLY!!!! A post from my wifey!!! *runs & hugs*
so good to read from you, bb!!! I was kinda worried about you…..
Sorry, that your last days were so stressful! *big kiss on the cheek*
Mine were too! *sadpanda*
Can´t wait to find something from you in my mail!!!
um…. maybe you can glom that poster, *points to drizl´s post* from somewhere and enclose it??? (just kidding, but it´s so beautiful!)
LOVE YA!
JAG, MP, Jen, you guys crack me up! The image of TomStu holding JAG’s hair while…oh my, it makes me laugh and turns me on all at the same time.
I just thought of a brilliant idea. Elvis’ best friend is a police officer. I’ll ask to ride in his squad car as his partner for the day. Picture me wearing a policewoman outfit.
Here’s my master plan: I’ll have Officer Best Friend find Rob and TomStu, like TTC said, it shouldn’t be too hard to locate 2 English doods, weaving in and out of traffic in an old Chevy. Once we’ve located them, he’ll pull them over. I’m sure there would be no short supply of causes for pulling them over, ie.no seatbelts, herbs, failed smog check, expired Oregon driver’s license, etc.. Officer best friend would ask TomStu to step outof the car and of course Officer Scilla would be assigned to Rob.
There would be looking at licenses involved, there would be frisking involved, there would be spreading of legs and hands on hoods involved, there would be handcuffs involved. There would be planting of illegal substances on TomStu involved, which would necessitate Officer Best Friend hauling Tom away, far, far away. Then there would simply be Rob, Officer Scilla and that old Chevy with that very large uninterrupted back seat. “Officer Scilla, aren’t you supposed to be conducting the cavity search on ME?” “Quiet Mr. Pattinson, we do things differently here in the City of Angels. Now keep going.”
LMFAO! Best. Plan. Ever.
Scilla I love your plan…I have to dedicate the Red Hot Chili Peppers’ song ‘Sir Psycho Sexy’:
I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I’m tellin’ you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said “what’s up?” now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin’ her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped “ooo that’s tight”
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam
Gemma, perfect, perfect song. Damn.
“He’s a freak of nature but we love him so…”
*le sigh*
Perfect plan, Scilla! Don’t hesitate to call your fellow hoors for back up! Sharing is caring….
*fistbumps Scilla* Actually, you kind of lost me at hands on hoods and spreading of legs…. except it ain’t Rob on the hood in my head. *JG spins into fantasy land in 3…2…1
O.o That is some plan, Scilla. I can tell you haven’t thought about this…much. How often have you practiced saying this in front of the mirror?
“Mr. Pattinson, assume the position.”
“I’m afraid I’m gonna have to frisk ya’ big boy ’cause I believe you got a big weapon in your pants and it appears to be loaded”
You hoors are all on the same wavelength, but I guess that’s why we’re all here right.
You make me proud. I shoulda thought of the “Assume the position” and “big weapon in your pants and it appears to be loaded” lines. Bravo to our collective pervy, Rob loving minds.
Oh isn’t it illegal to have a concealed weapon in CA? (It’s not in NC)
That being said, the weapon MUST be discharged immediately, by said “professional” cop to make sure it’s chambers are empty. Kinda like Russian Roulette. Spin that baby and discharge several times, just to make sure.
“Uhhh..Mr. Pattinson…is that a 344 Magnum you’ve go..or am I just frisking you the right way?”
Bahaha!! AC and rdmickey…you’re killin’ me here! Really, that whole scenario – Rob attempting to drive a car that’s got wayy too much power/size for his limited driving skillz – is just too easy. The one liners abound!
@RDM….yep it is illegal to conceal a gun in CA…can’t have a concealed permit there….that stunk!!! When I first moved there I was so pissed off about that too…no concealed carry permits allowed, and they didn’t honor them from another state either….
@AC2…Okay BB…what is a 344 magnum??? **LOL** There is a 357 Magnum, and a 44 Magnum….(aka Harry Callahan’s gun of choice)…
I get the jist bb…I’m just messing with you,(If anything HHH is packing a 9….errr…and I’m not talking about a 9MM either….but def a 9)…. but I do know guns…I shot with my family alot and belong to a private gun club. I love to shot trap and skeet.
Wouldn’t you love to be a female cop and pull him over and have to frisk him, or lets say you pulled him over for being a little drunk….ooooo the stuff you could cum up with….**sniggers and drooling** You do a favor for me…Rob, and I’ll do a favor for you….***ROFL***
I’m reading OTI during every waking moment of the day, so my first thought when the question about who the wheels belonged to was raised, was…Gotta be Marisa’s, right?! #desperatelyneedarealitycheck
Yay Dr. C so thrilled you’re reading OTI. But am I gonna have to spank you for not reviewing? Heck, I’ll spank you if you do review. Bend over. Muaaa.
**LOL** Scilla….I love OTI….and you wrote about the Sexpenders and Beanie before….HOW about a little something something with the STOLI shirt….Oh and I always review each and every chapter for all FF I read…..I like to let the authors know what I’m thinking, and what I like or don’t like.
STOLI SCILLA….just a little something extra for your PattinHoors on here following you…..
XXXXXOOOOXOXOXXXXXX
Dr C, I’m here to tell ya, reality is highly overrated.
@Scilla But I have reviewed!! A quickie yes, but I did! I’ll take the spankie non the less, preferably with the sexpenders….;-)
@Suziekew You’re soooo right….thnx, made me feel a lot better about not being “present” in RL other than in my physical form!
My bad Dr. C, you did review. Your name is different on Twilighted. Now it’s my turn to be spanked. I’m ready for my punishment mistress.
@Scilla one pair of sexpenders coming up…brace yourself…
….gotta leave you hanging in anticipation, I’m off to join Marisa meeting the family! ;-o
Wow Scilla your plan is perfectly delineated, implement it!! and then post here and we all discuss ALL the details mmmmmmmmmmm
Oh Nicole…I KNEW something was wrong about my post…but I don’t know squat about guns. I just know that Rob’s got a BIG one! I wanted the Dirty Harry one…44 magnum…HAHAHAHA or whichever one is bigger! Cause we know what size “gun” Rob’s got…we measured it! (Well we measured a Solo cup…but same thing.)
The scary part is I could probably implement it if I wanted to. Elvis’ friend could probably find Rob no problem, but sadly, he’s sane and would never go along with it.
What’s a little sanity roadblock in the grand scheme of things? As Rob would say, “pffft”
Scilla~ Would it help if I said, “I dare you!” I mean, we still qualify as young and dumb, right?
That is an awesome plan. Props.
As for what’s playing on the radio, I say BIGGIE. Rob felt like getting in touch wit his rapper/gangsta side. HAH.
Loved the post, ladies.
*BOB ROB* hahahha.
Jeebus Christ ladies… Thanks for the hilariousness before bed… I will have sweet dreams of Rob’s forcefeild emitting, non windsheild wipey thingy having, super large bench back seat having
feel like Ive been living under a rock lately… I still read everay day, but life is crazy busy these days.
PumpPimp mobile.*mauhs*
Love the 3 ways!
Thank you ladies. Its now much to late and I’m going to be useless tomorrow. Can’t wait to read all the other comments
Hugs to you all!
ROTFLMFAOOOOOOOO this was hilarious!!!! and i thought everything u guys said. including the it reminds me of that quote where rob said he would rap and his mom would be like “what’s Compton?” – myrobertpattinson. i said this exact same thing yesterday on twitter and on here! glad i’m not the only one. that was literally the first thing that came to mind. “what’s compton” especially after JAG sealed it with the california love tupac song.
Hey h00rs, I need your help with something. I want to write the Precious and tell him how much RM has affected my life in such a positive way. Thing is, I’ve never written a celeb before, so I have an etiquette question – let’s all cross our legs for a moment and act like proper ladies
What’s the protocol here…since I’m just writing a letter and not asking for an autograph or something like that, do I toss in a self-addressed stamped envelope or is that in poor taste? I’d never forgive myself if I didn’t (and by some miracle, he actually wanted to and/or had time to reply) but I don’t want it to seem like a response is expected or all I’m after because it’s not.
well when I had wrote him a letter a long time back, I just put my return address on the envelope and my email under my name. Gave a way, without being pushy
Did’ja get an answer back, naturaladdict? What did he say?
don’t you think you gals would be the first ones to hear? Either that, or I would be DED. Nope I didn’t get a response, but I wasn’t really expecting one. I kinda wrote a long free form letter when I was trying to exercise my Robsession demons and sent him the cd art I designed for the non existant album. I’m a crazy h00r
@naturaladdict – You sent him your own design of a cd-cover?! That is so unbearably sweet!!!! Girl, you really deserved at least a reply for that. Feeling a bit irritated at Mr P’s administration right now…think I might write a complaint letter myself now on behalf of a fellow Pattinh00r/angel…
ooo good thinking with the email, don’t know why that never even crossed my mind.
Problem is, now I’ll spend the next 3 months composing this letter, then I’ll think it’s totally stupid and end up not sending it at all
OMG that was hilarious, my stomach hurts from laughing!!!!
Just what I needed after the RL shit that has been kicking my ass.
Thank you girls.
and MP keepin it real as always ‘I wonder what is playin on the radio, either the Hispanic radio station or BIGGIE’ LMFAO (Id guess its Biggie – just sayin)
I love this man for putting himself in these ridiculous situations that cry out to be 3wayed by my girls. and cos hes Fuckhawt.
It was my Robiversary on Sunday. a year ago that motherfucker walked into that cafeteria and turned my life upside down…. what a crazy ride!!!
Thanks to JAG as always for keeping us h00rs entertained daily, love u hard
IGD~ Happy Robiversary!! I think that deserves a little extra love today. Here you go, bb. Live in the fantasy.
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f326/Gin3vra/Twilighted/TwilightCafeteriaStrut.gif
UMMY Yummy!! ….
Hey I own those exact burks~~~ hmmm (soul mates i think~~~)
In and out … so many many dirty thoughts….. (many stated above….)
You ladies crack me up… can’t wait to read when I wake up later….
Shout out to all the Welcums I recieved!! Thankie Muchies all you loverlies!! And TC1 um thanks to your wonderful welcome gift my hubby is very happy but a little freaked by my random licking of my puter screen… teehee…,,, Wubbies!!
I can not get past the “what should he be driving” question. I went THERE, just like that. Yep, I sure as hell can picture him driving.. *PervVille*
…….
OK, I’m past it. *looks at pic again* Nope, sorry, still there. Laters!
**LOL** Heidi…glad to see you back on again….I hadn’t seen you on in awhile…and funny how I was just thinking of you today…I had to go into my favs in YT and play a couple of viddies today and yours is always on my list of plays to hit….hope you are RL are going well….we missed you.
Oh and happy hump day….. what ever gets ya thru the week rights? ;p
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/jbearsbabies/hhh/holyhell.jpg
Well good morning to you Gorgeous!
thanks TG, I’m awake now
running off to read the EP update…..
Is this a real update? Not like the last one which was a reposting of the previous chapter. After all that’s happened I’m not sure I can take more of this heartfail. The last chapter made it sound like an E&B meeting was imminent. Fingers crossed for a little happiness for those two.
it’s real…
That’s one of the best manips EVAH!
Christa~ Hmmmmmm, too smooooooth. He needs a bit more manfur. You know how I love to run my fingers through it! Is it sad that that’s the first way I look for manips?
I agree I love the fur, but this one always gets me athinkin about what I would do in that sand and water….
Okay I just had to….Rob in the water is nice, but if your a peenH00r than this one you’ll love.
This is my all time favorite Manip…..I think it looks pretty real… enjoy fellow H00rs…
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GHWhVosEfLo/S9d4q8x0KXI/AAAAAAAAAI8/W5heN7bSRog/s1600/BLACK.jpg
Forgot to add….Anyone up for FIFTY or HockeyWard…that is what this mani reminds me of…
Looks like a monster to me.**LOL**
Nice package.
oh my…I know it’s a manip, but don’t recognize wetRob face…where’s it from?
mmmmmm lickkkkk and save bb!! Thanks Nicole!
Jesus F*cking Christ!!! At least warn a h00r before you cum at her with something that big!!!
**LOL*** Ladies….errr…PattinHoors….I gave a little warning….**ROFL**….in reference to the other mani…I said “I JUST HAD TO”…you all know I’m a peen hoor….and a FIFTY hoor….that is why I also put the other thread below…about “THE MONSTER”"……
Just love that one….I can just see FIFTY and HOCKEYWARD looking at that mani….**GULP**
Loved the three-way, ladies!
“he is clearly confused about which side to drive on…Rob always driver (her) from behind” Um, yeah bb!
Help me! Help me! Help me! Please!
I just read that Rob might be coming to my town, Chattanooga TN, to film part of Water for Elephants. IF this is true I might die. If anyone knows anything about this please let me know. And now I must go because I need to pray for this miracle to happen!
*waves at Shelley* HURRAY!! A fellow hoor close to me! I’m in NW Atlanta….I haven’t heard of WFE going to Chattanooga. I think they are finished with shooting but let us know if you find out anything. I was wondering if anyone from the movie contacted the elephant refuge in Hohenwald,Tennessee. Sounds like something Rob would be interested in visiting or supporting.
i am waving right back at ya eyeonrob! omg what if this was true! but like suziekew said it is prob just kids and rousties. anyways a girl can dream right?!?!
you know, i am gonna ask my husband’s friend who is a cop if he has heard of anything at all. i mean they will have to have security or something! i guess that means i will have to come out of my robcloset with him! my hubs and sister know i am a freak but that is all who know. LOL
Believe it’s just extras and rousties, no Rob.
Meant to say kids and rousties.
LMFAO ladies!! 3-way FTMFW!!! Why do I have to work? oh, that’s right, so I can afford my computer to perv on Rob as much as possible. Ok. I’m off- have a great one ladies!!
I miss you all and I love this post!!!! Thanks JAG!
Vana!!! I was just thinking about you. Hope you’re doing well. The perv, Rob loving party, is in full force on RAoR. Maybe it’s the summer heat. Your hilarious contributions are missed. Hugs.
Vana, where have you been? Tell us what you’ve been doing that’s caused you to stay away for so long. RL can be a real b*tch sometimes!
Vana….where have you been young lady??? We have missed you…hope everything is okay and all…
Scilla, litteb, Nicole!
Yes I’m ok! I’m just very busy with work, I have two projects at the same time and then at the end of the day I’m too tired to post…. like right now I’m a bore…. it’s 0.55 am over here, can’t keep my eyes open and my head almost falls on my keyboard… But soon I will be all over the place again!
Vana at least we know your okay….We just miss your presence and your sense of humor here…..hopefully you’ll get finished and be back on sooner than later.
* * * * * BIRTHDAY ANNOUNCEMENT * * * * *
Happy birthday Naturaladdict!
Wishing you all that your heart desires sweety!
{smooches} <3
http://www.flickr.com/photos/robcatcdn/4813308381/sizes/l/
Happy, happy birthday, Naturaladdict. Hope you can spend the day just perving on the Pretty.
Happy Birthday!
Hey NA, hope you have a postively spiffing and Robtastic Day. MWAAAHH!
LIZ! Welcum back girl! We missed ya!
thanks for coming by for the birthday greetings sweetie, I miss you! *HUG*
Happy birthday, sweetie! Wishing you a lusty day filled with pervy thoughts of Rob.
Happy Birthday, bb girl!!! I wish you everything you ever wanted…including Rob smooches!! You deserve the best…today and always!
happy birthday!!!!
Happy Birthday NA!!!
Happy Happy Birthday, NA! RobSmooches and RobSquishyHugs!
NA, you know h00rs only get better with age, right? Just like the Nova! And Rob’s clothes. Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday BB*
it’s early and you already got two, TWO updates!!
EP and MoBS
Enjoy your day
Happy birthday, girl! Hope you get treated like a queen on your special day, and may Rob invade your dreams tonight.
*muah*!!
Happy Birthday NA!! I threw confetti all over twittah for you!!
suziekew I’m near Guelph! We’ll whoop it up soon.
oy, that is a commute into the big smoke! Hope so, but if not I’ll wave to you from the 401 and curse London as I’m driving by Guelph on Labour Day weekend wondering why the DD couldn’t pick a uni closer to home.
Thanks ladies, this place and all my h00rs have meant so much to me in a rather trying year. Thanks for all the wishes! *MWAHS AND HUGS*
Happy Happy Birthday BB! May all your RobWishes come true! {{HUGS}}
Naturaladdict, wow your anniversary and then your birthday the next day, that’s so cool! Wishing you the best birthday ever. So glad we can share it with you. Luv you hard, bb!
hehe planned it that way, 2 days when I don’t have to cook! lol
*sneaking on at work*
Happy Robirthday to you NA!
And a Happy Anniversary!
thanks for the work sneak, mwah
HAPPY BIRTHDAY sweetie, hope you have a beautiful day hun! *hugs*
Happiest of birthdays, NA!!!!
Happy Birthday baby! Hope you have a sweet Rob filled birthday and all your wishes little or big come true.
Love ya girl! -g
Hope you have a wonderful day NA!!!
Happy Birthday with a little Rob on top….. or bottom….
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Girl! Hope you have a wonderul Robday!
Happy Bday!!
Happy Birthday NA…..Hope you have a wonderful and pervy day and evening…. bb.
@RCC…oooo I love RomeRob in all venues…….
Happy birthday, NA!!! I hope you’re having a lovely pervy day *mwah!*
ohh!! Happy Birthday bb!! May all your Robdreams cum true!! Hope it’s a great bday!!
Happy birthday Naturaladdict! Hope you have a wonderful day! {{HUGS}}
Oh, hilarious!! I think “bob Rob” is my new favorite phrase… !
Later, h00rs!
MWAH
~DD
Shelley, good luck and God Speed, get the Robmedics on stand-by, because I have read on another site (sourced from the company’s website) that they’re spending FOUR DAYS in Chattanooga to film summin’ or other. That is all.
my god you guys are so friggin hilarious with the remarks!!!! he looks so flamin hot and i would mostly definitely like a ride on the bench seat in the back!!! this car is hot just like the driver but a bit worrying knowing hes not the best driver and is probably very easily distracted, good luck trying to park it.
Always love reading your three-ways in the morning, too funny….
“rputtz puttzing around the valley” LMAO ***wiping tears from eyes***
I would totally do a Rob/Tom three-way, maybe even in that car.
I think that Rob was feeling nostalgic, from being on the WFE set, and wanted to drive some vintage. He really is too cute for words behind the wheel of that car. I hope they had fun that day, wherever they were going.
When I first saw those pics, Depeche Mode’s song “Never Let Me Down” came to mind for me.
“I’m taking a ride with my best friend. I hope he never lets me down again.”
“We’re flying high, we’re watching the world pass us by. Never want to come down. Never want to put my feet back down on the ground.”
*wipes tears from eyes and bitchbrows the office girls doing the slow walk by my office staring*
JAG: what should Rob be driving ? besides ME lol Bwahahahahahahahaa!!! Raise your hand if you DIDNT think that… anyone? Anyone? Yup, that’s what I thought!
I’m with JAG, this totes looks like Dean’s car. WTF, Dean? You are supposed to be protecting our man, not sending him into well known danger with only a scrawny British dude (sorry Tom, you know I love you but you’re the size of one of my legs) as help!!! LOL!!
Actually, it occurs to me exactly how giddy Rob had to be just to be out and about on his own, doing his own shiz. But, yeah, at least needs a car with AC so some crazy add papz or fan can’t jump in the window. I also love the fact that we who love him best immediately go to ripping on his lack-of driving skills. Poor boy. Rob, call me. I’m a hella good driver (and I said yesterday I’d tutor you on other road…ahem…skills. *winknudge*)
JAG, MP and MRP; awesomesauce, girls!! You gave me good giggles this morning and I MWAH you for it.
If Rob’s drivin’…I’m ridin’ (ifya’knowwhatimean,andithinkyado)
JAG: “OH DEAR god is he TURNING
RUN
HIDE
DUCK”
I’m all the way up in Canada and I’m still looking over my shoulder. I small part of me is prepared for the roar of an engine, squealing tires and the voices of Rob and Tom screaming “Get out of the way!” any minute as that hipster doofus car comes careening down my street.
Epic 3-way!! My tummy hurts….
Maybe they’re getting for a road trip to Canada to see, er, all you hottie Canadian h00rs up there!
It could happen!
Oooh, no, there’s an Adam Lambert song called Strut – which always makes me think of Deb for some reason *wink* – where he says he needs a “maple leaf holiday”.
I can totes see Tom and Rob dancing to Adam Lambert. *snigger*
Lmao! Maybe the theme song shoulda been “Move bitch get out the way, get out the way, get out the way!” Ludacris I do beleive has such crooning way with words..
3 ways are always the highlight of my day! I love smiley Rob is these pics. He looks like a little boy that just got a shiny new bike for Christmas. So damn adorkable!
Dean – Yes, Rob, you can borrow my car. But only to In N Out, then right back, Okay?
Rob – Okay. How do work the wipey things? Just in case.
Dean – Rob, there’s no wipey things. And there’s not a cloud in the sky, you’ll be fine.
Rob – Well, what about the scraper?
Dean – *shakeshead* In N Out and right back, okay?!
RTPGirl~ You forgot to add…
Dean: *watches Rob & Tom jump into the car giggling like hyenas on crack* *covers eyes with hand* What the f*ck was I thinking? When he crashes, those crazies at RAoR are gonna hunt my add down.” *looks back to see Rob backing out the car, narrowly missing a dumpster* *sighs* Oh shit.
Absof*ckinglutely! Dean better watch his add, IF anything happens to HHH, he’s a dead man!
Pattinh00rs take no prisoners!
JazzGirl, LMAO! Yes I did! I bet Dean was sweating bullets the whole time they were gone. *giggle*
“Oh dear god is he trying to park!! RUN SAVE YOURSELVES” LOL!
We kid because we care. No, really hide, he’ll run your ass over.
I love that he’s driving or attempting to drive a car with a bit of substance. Like JAG I’m a bit concerned by the lack of safety restraints. Is a lap belt enough to keep the Pretty safe? I’d sleep a lot better knowing that gorgeous man was protected by a three-point harness. Maybe he should wear a helmet and be swathed in bubble wrap for that extra layer of protection. Better yet, Rob, have someone else do the driving. You’re way too important to all of us h00rs to be putting yourself at risk driving in LA traffic?
Um, that last sentence is not a question. It’s the damn truth!!!!!
“I’d sleep a lot better knowing that gorgeous man was protected by a three-point harness.”
Christa You totes did this to put me in a Fifty state of mind!! Damn it! I was doing so well being a productive h00r!! Well, that’s blown it for the day (TWSS)!
Christa, I’m laughing so hard thinking of Rob and TomStu wearing bike helmets inside the car. Can someone do a manip of that? sofa king funny.
The two of them rolling through the “hood” in bike helmets and pads. Lord, I’d pay to see that.
This post needs to be assigned a place of honour in the list of top 10 all time epic 3-ways for several reasons:
A. Source material…60s style RobStu ridin’ durty. Big Pimping WIN!!
B. Deconstruction…”bob Rob” “birkies” “granolaBERT” “AC and a forcefield”. *gigglesnort*
3. New (to me) Rob pic with the storied Beamer clown car. My life is now complete. Or will be when I roll through that same drive-through in two weeks to order a cheeseburgah “animal-style” (mind descending into gutter in 3…2…1).
Fantastic post girls!!
What I love about the beemer pic is that he’s opening the passenger door for Camilla. Such a gentleman…unless he forgot and thought that was the driver’s side, like in England.
Bahahaha!!! that could well be, Scilla…with a variation on “you drive, I’ll sing” (TM my 6 yo daughter).
OH good one Scilla…It is hard to adjust to totally different driving. When I’ve gone over to the UK and have rented cars and all….It feels really screwed up to drive on the right of the car and the opposite lane of traffic….I can understand how Rob feels….I felt like a damn fish outta water over there…and I rented a C-class Mercedes and all they had was a stick…talk about F@cked up…..OMG is was so aweful….had to let my brother take over and he was tired…but it is un-nerving to say the least.
and the damn roundabouts…don’t forget about that extra degree of difficulty! Darn near totalled our rental between the stick, the right-side drive and the crazy roundabouts
I have always refused to drive in England. Besides, I love, love riding in those big black cabs in London and the Underground is pretty easy to use, too.
OOOOO I just remembered…Rob said he was able to take the Underground when he was filming Bel Ami in London and no one paid any attention to him. Imagine if he tried that in New York?
Oh Gosh yes the roundabouts are EVERYWHERE. Some are multiple lanes too…..I remember one time we went round and round a few times to finally get in the correct lane to be able to exit where we wanted.
Hubby and I lived in Germany 1989-1991.
Vid of Rob on Ellen talking about his clown car (car talk starts about 4:30):
Tell me, Rob, how does an In-N-Out burger fit in with this new healthy life style and diet secrets????
http://www.examiner.com/x-14380-Celebrity-Fitness-and-Health-Examiner~y2010m7d21-Twilight-star-Robert-Pattinson-reveals-his-diet-secrets
Squeeeee….look what came in the mail today….Gonna be a grand day!!! http://twitpic.com/27bjdj
That’s beautiful!!! I’m so jealous. I lost my receipt so I couldn’t send off for one. I may have to save the pic of yours, print it out several hundred times and um, maybe wallpaper my bedroom with it.
*littleb runs to check her mail* Oh, man! I hope mine comes in the mail today. I almost forgot that I sent off for it.
I WANT THAT POSTER, TOO!!!! *cries*
Oh I hope I have mine too!
Drizl~ GAH! *THUD*
yeah, that’s beautiful*
sigh
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!! oh man……
Three-way is fantastic you all crack me up so much with what you come up with *giggles* thank you for that this morning it’s always nice to have a good laugh to start the day! <3
LMAO! The 3-way was so much fun
…but the comments made me think (never a good thing) and I’m trying to decide who of these guys that are most insane… Rob for DRIVING a car with no AC and crappy seatbelts in LA, or Tom for LETTING Rob drive, and riding shotgun…
Robbie looks so carefree and happy in these pics tho, so it’s all good… the world is a bit better when he smiles
¤smooches¤ <3
All I can think of is Rob making all mah dreams come true on the hood of that car! GAH! He’s so damn schmexy!
Great three way ladies!
Happy Bday Naturaladdict!!! <3
The cool thing about Rob is I don’t think he’d care if your stilettos scratched the shit outta the hood of his car either. teehee
TwilightCougar1
Are you in DC this week only or every week? Can we get together Thursday after work? somanywards@gmail.com
rdm, NC is not too far away, let’s email and hook it up*
I don’t have any email addys either.
I LOVE yours and melbie’s profile pics on fb… OMR!!!!!
Will try and send you an email sometime soon, mine is on my profile on fb.
Last night I had 2 hours sleep and I gotta do better tonight. All the Robblogging and purving and then I am trying to make a new vid with new software and then all the ff updates. GAH – thank goodbess hubby outta town everyday Mon-Fri.
The weekends I get to wash, clean, and attack hubby (now you know why I kinda disappear on the weekends) and then back at it Mon!!
Glad you like my profile pic on fb. yum yum. If you look, I have a pic of me too so you can actually see what I look like.
Hey girls, made a new gif last night, cause him stripping is cool. Lick and save……
http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp99/rdmickey/Gifs/rob-removing-shirt-o.gif
Yeah, Rob stripping is f*cking COOL!
Those back and shoulder muscles in “Remember Me”….sigh. I just want to lick that cluster of freckles on his left shoulder blade….