It’s New Moon Saturday and thank god for You Tube because I haven’t gotten around to picking up my DVD #worstfanever. I did however manage to conjure up this awesome New Moon GIF.
the party don’t start ’til Rob shows up…
PART-TAY Music anyone?
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I love the smile on his face as he does his boob check. He seems so happy and relaxed. Le sigh is right JAG.
*cue music* Welcum back Angelz, h00rs, lurkers and gentleRob to Smutty Sinarios! The Saturday New Moon edition!!!! Yeah!!! And yes, I knocked at least four tweens out of my way with my Coach handbag in order to get the first copy at Target!!!! I’m such a bad, bad h00r!! OK, who’s ready to play? “Cause the party don’t start til I walk in!” Tonight we have our ever popular Top 5 and then my lovely gameshow hostess, LRAD, has helped me devise something new and naughty for you all to play! So let’s get all tied up with Rob and play! Mmmmm . . . tied up . . . with Rob . . . But first a message from our Sponsers at ADT Security Services! Now in partnership with the PattinAngel Security Detail! Ask about our new “Trained Killer Bee” security system!
Top 5
1. If Rob was an illegeal drug, what would he be?
2. If Rob was a burger, what would he be? Deluxe, Mushroom and Swiss, Hickory BBQ . . .
3. If Rob was a lipgloss flavor, what would he be? Vanilla, CottonCandy, Dr. Pepper . . .
4. If Rob was one word in the English language, what would he be? FuckHawtSexGod is not a valid answer cause I’m already using it! LOL!
5. If you met Rob and began a relationship with him that was beyond words and connected on a deep level, but knew that your time together was limited (a few weeks) would you still ride it out and suffer the impending heartbreak or would you cut it off early to try to spare yourself the impending misery? I know . . . deep shiz . . . humor Peeler.
So let me know what’s on your minds, you dirty gurls! I love your perverted minds! But first this note from our sponsers at JizzTastic! Now offering DickStracted, JizzStuttering and JizzTalking filters to help you avoid those awkward word vomit situations!
Woot I love the party post!
1.I’m dying to say heroine but I’m gonna go with LSD instead…hes like a really great trip, its all so pretty and wonderful!not that i’ve ever done it…just to clarify lol!
2.100% prime beef with two deliciously fluffy buns perfect for biting!
3.Temptation by Rimmel…dood could sell snow to a polar bear with that face!
4.Perfection, orgasmic, mhmmmm unngggh….take your pick!
5.No question, I would absolutely go for it!You only live once and I mean how could you not?!I swear Tyler’s voice rang in my ears with this question…you just have to grab happiness where you can, however fleeting it may be!I would pack a lot into a little time too…I would have his fine add on every surface known to man…neither of us would walk right for a month after, and my nails would leave permanent marks in his back…so forgetting wouldn’t be an option!
That right there is what I imagine him doing in bed beside me every morning…big manly stretch…nice and limber for his morning lay!
On to the second part of our game! Tonight my lovely assistant, LRAD, has prepared a rousing round of questions in an attempt to get to know your fellow h00r better! Some of us (facepalm) were unable to attend the h00r tour and thought this would be a nice way to free your dirty minds! Yeah, like you h00kers need any help with that . . . but none the less . . . here goes!
“A get to know your fellow HOOr better survey!”
Do you think you are sexy?
What is the sexiest clothing you own?
What is the sexiest gift you have ever given anyone?
What is the sexiest gift you have ever received?
What is the sexiest date you have had?
What is the sexiest thing you have ever done?
What is the sexiest thing someone can say to you?
What is the sexiest thing someone can do to you?
Do you watch adult movies?
Would you ever have a threesome?
Would you ever fool around with someone of the same sex?
Would you ever go to a nude beach?
Would you ever get it on in a public place?
Where is the sexiest place to fool around, in your opinion?
Do you think role playing is sexy?
Do you think dressing up is sexy?
What is your ultimate fantasy? Besides Rob?
In addition, we have some smutty mad libs for you too!
I am Rob’s personal dominatrix. He calls me Mistress _________! LOL!
Rob and I had a little “fun with food” in the best last night. I used _________ all over him and he used ________ all over me.
Rob’s favorite thing to say to be while we’re having sex is ___________.
Rob’s favorite part of my body is _____________…if you saw it, you’d know why! ;o)
Hawt and steamy, and I don’t mean the shower! Yowwwzzzzerrrrr!!!! I can’t wait to see you all fill in the blanks! But first a note from our sponsers at Russell Stover Candy! Now offering the Rob Pattinson AssCandy Box! Forget heart shaped chocolates, this is much yummier!!!!!
Okey Dokey, it’s been a while, I may be a bit rusty. However, it looks like Rob is getting ready for me, so lets give it a shot….
1.cocaine-it keeps you up for.ever. and you just can’t get enough….always ready for another bump*in my best Austin Powers voice*Yeah Baby!!
2.The Colossal Burger at Ruby Tuesday- Colossal….I think that just about sums it up. And they’ve got a great SECRET SAUCE
3. Cinnamon Buns from Philosophy-sweet and creamy, you just want to lick it all day!!*shivers*
4.Just one word??? It would have to be SEX-his picture should be next to the word in the Websters dictionary, no definition necessary!!
5.I would totes “RIDE IT OUT” In more ways than one(ifyouknowwhatimsayingandithinkyoudo)
That wasn’t so bad. Oh yeah, it cums back to you like riding a hobo, no problemo!!!
RM: tee hee…I saw you riding that bunny in Central Park…I know you know how to ride bb!!!
Oh yeah….it’s like riding a bunny!!!
{{{{smooches}}}}}
Alright, looks like it is time for round 2…..I am ALWAYS up for an encore!!!
Do you think you are sexy? sometimes, got to work with what I’ve got
What is the sexiest clothing you own?
What is the sexiest gift you have ever given anyone? lingerie for a bachelorette party, or is this supposed to be a gift to a guy?
What is the sexiest gift you have ever received?
What is the sexiest date you have had? No doubt, Sgt. Kevin G. Smith Army National Guard. Drinks and dancing, then to the Presidential Suite of whatever hotel bar we were dancing at(had a lot to drink, but the jacuzzi tub was sobering*winkwink*)
What is the sexiest thing you have ever done?
What is the sexiest thing someone can say to you? not so much a word or phrase as it would be a GROWL
What is the sexiest thing someone can do to you?
Do you watch adult movies? once in a New Moon
Would you ever have a threesome? don’t think so, but if the offer of Rob and Jackson came on to the table, I may have to rethink
Would you ever fool around with someone of the same sex? don’t think so, but hey, you never know
Would you ever go to a nude beach? no, well maybe to just LOOK around*teehee*
Would you ever get it on in a public place? with Rob most definitely
Where is the sexiest place to fool around, in your opinion? the middle of the woods
Do you think role playing is sexy? it can be
Do you think dressing up is sexy? it can be
What is your ultimate fantasy? Besides Rob?
In addition, we have some smutty mad libs for you too!
I am Rob’s personal dominatrix. He calls me Mistress __Ann(middle name, first name would be wierd_! LOL!
Rob and I had a little “fun with food” in the best last night. I used _caramel__ all over him and he used _whipped cream__ all over me.
Rob’s favorite thing to say to be while we’re having sex is “feel dirty about it, feel like it’s wrong”.
Rob’s favorite part of my body is _my boobs__…if you saw them, you’d know why! ;o)
Alright, that was a harder(twss). Some of the questions really have me thinking, I lost my mind and memory a ROB time ago.
Peeler…so happy to see you!!!!!!! Know you been busy!!! Thanks so much!!!
1. He has to be my OWN PERSONAL BRAND OF HEROIN….THAT.IS.ALL
2. A Double Stack SIRLOIN BURGER with EVERYTHING
3. ROB is DAZZLE Glass cherry flavored…
4. Bewitching
5. Are you f*cking kidding with this shizz????? I would take NO-DOZ for whatever time frame I had to stay conscious as much as possible…to enjoy every freaking second I could…
and then ZANAX after it ended…..then smile the rest of my F*CKING life with the memories…..
I am old and know NOTHING lasts anyways…as Remember Me says LIVE IN THE MOMENT!!!!!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxo
Oh yeah:
4. BEWITCHING:Meaning: having an often mysterious or magical power to attract — see fascinating 1
TC1- LMFAO!!!! NO-DOZ and then ZANAX.
LIve in the Moment….hell to the yeah!! He wouldn’t want to let go of you anyway. You are WAY TOO AMAZING to EVER.LET.GO!!!!
LOVE you HARD(is there really any other way?????!!!!)
“Bewitching” FTMFW!!! I mean, have you seen my AVI????
Hi hoors *waves*
@TC1 – I read your post on the previous page bb and thank you soooo much for those pics!!! I need reminders that I was actually there for a little while!!! I mean TC1 grabbed MY ass!!!! I feel sooo privleged!!!!
Im not feeling very pervy tonight. Hubs and I just got into a big fight – apparently texting my son to find out if he was coming home for dinner was taking away from family dinner time???? Not sure if I can understand that but whatever! I think he just needed an excuse to get out of the house. Whatever, I need to chill out because my dog gets very upset when I yell – it’s pretty funny – my kids sort of laugh at me but the dog freaks out – lol!
Anyway, looling forward to reading eveyone’s answers tonight. Maybe I’ll get back in the mood later…..maybe I need to read some FF…..
@RM: Hard is the only way with us bb!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER LET YOU GO BB!!!! RIGHT BACK AT YA!!!!!!!
@Peeler: Hells yeah…you been bewitching me for months bb!!!! BUT it is the word that best describes what that MF does to ALL of us!!!!! You nailed it a LONG time ago!!!!!!!!! I bow to you mistress!!!!!!!!
PC: Maybe this will help you perv: YOU GOT A NICE ASS baby!!!!!! F*CK ME it was hawt to hold it in my hand…I can imagine Rob looking at that picture and thinking…look at those women touching each other in front of my hands…FUCK….
OK…now go…hubs will get over it when you go down on him later…..
xoxoxoxoxoxo
*blushing* I have a nice ass??? awww thanks TC1 *grinning* feeling a little better now, thanks! I might be getting into that pervy mood after all
Do you think you are sexy?
This is HARD (TWSS) With my clothes on, I do….When naked…I am more self-concious…I am fluffy….but hubs thinks I am hawt…so I feel sexy with him…
What is the sexiest clothing you own?
My skinny jeans…size 8..(used to weigh over 300lbs…it was a big deal to fit into size 8′s)…
AND my Basic Black velvet dress….with my high heels…
What is the sexiest gift you have ever given anyone? Lingerie to my BFF for her honeymoon…really HAWT shit!!!!
What is the sexiest gift you have ever received?
My RabWard Hobo from Hubs!!! Oh yeah sexy as F*ck….
What is the sexiest date you have had?
Dinner to super expensive restaurant on Trip to Rome with my husband was number one….
Then trip to Forks for 25th wedding anniversary
What is the sexiest thing you have ever done? Gave my SexualSoul to my hubs in my Secret Garden…
What is the sexiest thing someone can say to you?
They will protect me and that I belong to them…
YOU ARE MINE….DIES ME EVERY TIME….
What is the sexiest thing someone can do to you?
Talk to me when we make love….GAH!!!
Do you watch adult movies? Yes….but they have to be “higher end”…don’t like crappy porn…
Would you ever have a threesome? Hmmm….srsly???? probably not…unless Rob was involved….
Would you ever fool around with someone of the same sex? Yep….
Would you ever go to a nude beach? No…see number 1…..Fluffy……GAH!!!
Would you ever get it on in a public place? Yes, it’s on my Bucket List with Hubs….especially since the Dominant. FF!!!!!!
Where is the sexiest place to fool around, in your opinion?
Do you think role playing is sexy? Hells to the Yes!!
Do you think dressing up is sexy? F*CK YES!!!!
What is your ultimate fantasy? Besides Rob?
In addition, we have some smutty mad libs for you too!
I am Rob’s personal dominatrix. He calls me Mistress Pinky! LOL!
Rob and I had a little “fun with food” in the best last night. I used chocolate all over him and he used Heineken all over me.
Rob’s favorite thing to say to me while we’re having sex is “Put it all the way in your mouth again…OH GOD”.
Rob’s favorite part of my body is my MOUTH…if you saw it, you’d know why! ;o)
Gotta take a cold shower now
“Put it all the way in your mouth again…OH GOD”.
TC1- you’ve got ME all hot and bothered by that statement!!!!!
RM: Hello…I want to suck him like an animal…GAH…since the Japan peen porn…That’s normal right????? tee hee hee
That’s totally normal TC1, the thought of Rob shoving his peen so far down my throat that I almost gag is one of my ultimate fantasies!
SRL: GOD I LURVE YOU HARD….”ALMOST” Gag…I am going for the complete gag…F*ck….I knew you were my kind of gal…
woot woot…
open up and say ahhhhhhhhh
train to hell now boarding….
Peeler LRAD I finally made it to a partee post Yeehaw!
1. Ectasy ~ do I need to explain? I didn’t think so
2. the Double Whopper ~ I’ve seen the holy peen pictures
3. cherry ~ I’d like him to be the cherry on top of me.
4. One word? I can’t even think. I’ve watched the asscandy parking lot strut so many times my brain has turned to jizz.
5. Hawt damn, yes…I’d ride it out. TC1 I loved your answer…I’m old and nothing lasts forever..Live in the Moment and I’ll add…have not regrets!
WOOT WOOT! Hey love!!!
Drizl- I’m shocked you can EVEN answer ANY of these questions after watching StrutWard all day!!!!! Forgot about ecstasy, damn, that IS a good one!!!
OMG RM isn’t that asscandy parking lot strut just *shudders* HAWT. I swear I squealed like a fangirl the first time I saw it (okay maybe the first five times I squealed now I’m just moaning)
Drizl: Like I told BLARL earlier…I have it on a loop….with a f*cking drool cup nearby…NO SHIT…in BLURAY it’s like heaven…..F*CK ME!!!!!!! I have watche dit 167 times and it keeps getting hotter every single time I warch it…
I AM DED!
Drizl *Peeler high fives and then down lows to smack Driz on the add* What is crackalackin, sista?! Good to see you!!!
I drove my Daughters crazy this morning from replaying the strut over and over again, and then when I put it on slo-mo, they ended up leaving the room!LMFAO!
~~~~Part 1~~~~~
1. Without a doubt, he’d be Exstacy!
2. The Steakhouse XT™ burger is all about an extra-thick, “How am I going to finish this?,” seasoned beef patty topped with crisp lettuce, red-ripe tomatoes, onions, ketchup, and creamy mayo. When you order the Steakhouse XT™ burger bring your hunger. Maybe even a friend’s hunger. Hehehe!
3. Sugar Rush by Victoria’s Secret (my fave!)
4. Sensual
5. I would ride it out, but only because my heart has been broken before and I know I’d be OK after awhile. (I wuv you Peeler…)
WIFEY!!!*tackling you* So nice to see you and to play with you*giggles*
ROTFLMFAO…”bring your hunger. Maybe even a friend’s hunger.”
DAMN people showing up at my house!
I’ll be back for round 2…promise!
LRAD: FUCK I GET HAWT just seeing your AVI!!!!!!!
EXSTACY FTMFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I brought my hunger a long time ago…still hungry…always will be…I HOPE!!!!!!
MAD COUGAR PERVY LUV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mmmm . . . pervy cougar luv!!!! Sounds like a good saturday nite to me! HawtDamn!
I’m always a hungry H00r!
Ok, Top 5
1. Heroin, cause I can’t get enough of him and I get the shakes when I have been too long without my fix.
2. Deluxe
3. Cinnamon, cause he is f*ckinghawt!
4. WOW
5. I would stick it out and get as much out of the time we had, you know what they say about better to love and lost than never to loved at all.
NA:
You and me can get together to go score our Heroin baby…our own personal brand of heroin….like with 85 million other women….by the dumpster…
xoxoxoxoxo
I’m there baby!!
Lol.
What is he doing in the second gif? I haven’t got my NM DVD yet. He look’s like he’s doing a very attractive, though completely unco, impression of a seal.
LMFAO – “impression of a seal”!!!
OMG he does! LMFAO!
Part 2:
Do you think you are sexy?
not particularly
What is the sexiest clothing you own?
Some black silk lingerie
What is the sexiest gift you have ever given anyone?
Shaved myself down there bare…
What is the sexiest gift you have ever received?
foot massage cream
What is the sexiest date you have had?
driving to Santa Barbara, fooling around on the beach, driving back to LA, and having to stop at the side of the road to get ‘er done in the car cause we couldn’t wait till we got home.
What is the sexiest thing you have ever done?
Hmm.. see above..
What is the sexiest thing someone can say to you?
You are a f*cking goddess.
What is the sexiest thing someone can do to you?
lick and bite.. down there.
Do you watch adult movies?
rarely
Would you ever have a threesome?
with two guys, but not a guy and girl
Would you ever fool around with someone of the same sex?
naw I just am not interested that way
Would you ever go to a nude beach?
sure why not.
Would you ever get it on in a public place?
yes and have
Where is the sexiest place to fool around, in your opinion?
where you can get caught
Do you think role playing is sexy?
yes
Do you think dressing up is sexy?
yes
What is your ultimate fantasy? Besides Rob?
besides rob? man.. I can’t think of any fantasies that don’t involve rob anymore! LOL
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I am Rob’s personal dominatrix. He calls me Mistress Jolie! LOL!
Rob and I had a little “fun with food” in the best last night. I used hot fudge all over him and he used whipped cream all over me.
Rob’s favorite thing to say to be while we’re having sex is “I’m gonna give it to you hard, baby”.
Rob’s favorite part of my body is stomach…if you saw it, you’d know why! ;o)
Ok, now that I am totally blushing… carry on!
I would feel so much more comfortable if this place was packed…but strutward has them and won’t let go…but I’ll play anyway…coz…well…fuck it!
Do you think you are sexy?
Jeebus go right for the throat anyway!Bear my age in mind but before Rob def not!I look different to most of my friends in that they all have dark hair and are tall, while my hair is a rather striking shade of dark red…I used to hate it for making me stand out but this last year I’ve let it grow really long and have embraced my inner redheaded vixen lol!Everyone has noticed the difference, I’m way more outgoing and flirty!I hold you guys and Rob entirely responsible!
whats the sexiest clothing you own?
Well some of my underwear is bloody racy but the sexiest piece of actual clothing I own is a skintight black shimmery minidress with a scoop neck and is barely long enough to cover my ass!Put it this way it doesn’t get worn within 2 hours of where my parents live…or in winter lol!
whats the sexiest gift you’ve ever given?
An ex of mine(wasn’t an ex at the time) was leaving on holiday with his friends, I couldn’t go and he would be gone over his birthday…so I put a lingerie set in his bag when he wasn’t looking(his sister helped) and left a note saying I’d wear it when he got back!
whats the sexiest gift you’ve ever received?
Same ex *points up*…got me an Italian copy of Pride and Prejudice(my fave book) while on that holiday…it doesn’t scream sex but I was blown away at the romance and thoughtfulness of it…I found it so sexy that he listened ya know?
Whats the sexiest date you’ve ever had?
A picnic in the middle of nowhere last summer…we had no money so we had to be inventive lol!It was amazing…hot night…sexy music…totally alone…nothing kinky but I’ll never forget it!
whats the sexiest thing someone can say to you?
You’re MINE…not my fault…its all the FF!
Whats the sexiest thing someone can do to you?
Pick me up…in any fashion…theres something so hot about being picked up by a man so much bigger and stronger than you…
Do you watch adult movies?
No…I have room mates lol…and our walls are thin…but anyway they don’t seem sexy to me…too contrived or something…but I have no problem with them at all!
Would you ever have a threesome?
I’m no prude you guys know that but I don’t like to share!
Would you ever fool around with someone of the same sex?
Not sober lol…I don’t swing that way…but I guess never say never…only in fun mind you!
Would you ever go to a nude beach?
Not a cat in hells chance!
would you fool around in a public place?
Yes…given the opportunity…even the books at my local library would blush at the memory!
D you think role playing is sexy?
Oh hell yeah!
Do you think dressing up is sexy?
Is that a trick question?lol Bel ami costume FTMFW
What is your ultimate fantasy?
I really can’t stress the library lovin’ enough…especially with Rob!
Madlibs:
1. Just mistress…fits into my victorian library fantasy!
2.Chocolate…whipped cream.
3.Grrr…or equivalent growl sound…damn thats hot!
4. my ass…I got some junk!
Okay now I’m beat…and mortified!I’m gonna go hide in the h00r corner lol!
Post from phone: sorry they aren’t in the right threads.
Bewitching, that is perfect word for him
@pc sorry about the fight with the hubs, me and mine had a fight this morn and even though he apologized and has been gone all day, he can be gone all night too for all I care, men can be asshats, whatcha gonna do? Love ya babe, just let it roll off like a duck
I totally agree NA…on all counts…hubs and I fought yesterday because I was TOO engrossed with University of Edward Masen instead of him…hello has he read that shizz?????? FUCK me….
and I am completely BEWITCHED…he put a spell on me…Peelers AVI has had t right all along bb!!!!
xoxoxoxoxo
Ahhh…forgot I was gonna have to answer my own damn questions! *snicker* Well, here goes! (some may be a bit of a shocker…)
Do you think you are sexy?
I think I CAN be, when I’m not in “mommy mode” (ex: T-shirts and jammy pants)
What is the sexiest clothing you own?
My strappy black “fuck me” shoes.
What is the sexiest gift you have ever given anyone?
Does giving it up to someone for their birthday count as a gift? LMAO!
What is the sexiest gift you have ever received?
Hmmm…
What is the sexiest date you have had?
Date? What the hell is that?
What is the sexiest thing you have ever done?
Had sex in the staircase at school…while everyone else was eating lunch, I was having desert! Hahaha!!
What is the sexiest thing someone can say to you?
Almost anything whispered in my ear.
What is the sexiest thing someone can do to you?
Kiss me on my back. *shivers* LOVE IT!
Do you watch adult movies?
I have, but they never did anything for me. I’d rather make my own (kidding….maybe)
Would you ever have a threesome?
Depends on who the other 2 participants would be.
Would you ever fool around with someone of the same sex?
Been there, done that…my friends call me a liquid lesbian because ater I get the right amount of alcohol me, all I see are the ladies! Hehehe!
*NOTE*: I’m not a lesbian…
Would you ever go to a nude beach?
I’d be too afraid of what I may see! LOL!
Would you ever get it on in a public place?
See “Sexiest thing I’ve ever done”
Where is the sexiest place to fool around, in your opinion?
counter top baby!
Do you think role playing is sexy?
*See Nurse’s outfit, cop outfit, and others in my closet*
Do you think dressing up is sexy?
ABOVE
What is your ultimate fantasy? Besides Rob?
In addition, we have some smutty mad libs for you too!
I am Rob’s personal dominatrix. He calls me Mistress Pandora! LOL!
Rob and I had a little “fun with food” in the bed last night. I used Malibo Rum all over him and he used Stoli all over me.
Rob’s favorite thing to say to be while we’re having sex is “NOONE will ever fuck you as good as i do baby”!! WOOT!
Rob’s favorite part of my body is…Well, I’d love to say that it’s my eyes, but if you’ve seen my profile pic on facebook, that’s probably NOT the case! LOL! If you saw it, you’d know why! ;o)
That’s right, she’s not a lesbian! But she is mine so back up h00kers!!! Lurve you! The Platinum Pussies have arrived! LOL!!! God, I feel like hell tonight!!!
“The Platinum Pussies” LMFAO!
Been having the Harry Potter marathon on in the background and only been kinda paying attention to it, I look up and see our boy talking to Harry about taking his egg into the bath..so of course I just got images of Rob in a bubble bath, which of course made me think about Fifty in the bath…and now I am DED.
LMAO…….I am doing the same thing. I saw the movie coming on and I knew I would see him…..YUM YUM YUM
Yeah, perving up Harry Potter. I have no shame as well ladies. *Peeler raises champaign glass and toasts, Ladies . . . to evil” LOL!
OMG I can’t believe I made it on time! Whoo Hoo I’m so excited! OK before I freak out any more, let’s play!
Top 5
1. Are Pheromones an illegal drug? LMFAO! No seriously, I’ll have to say Ecstasy of course!
2. A Whopper!
3. Cinnamon because he’s HOT!
4. Yummy!
5. I would probably just be masochistic and ride it out(After I ride something else of course).
Part 2:
Do you think you are sexy?- Yes.
What is the sexiest clothing you own?- A black teddy.
What is the sexiest gift you have ever given anyone?- Edible undies to my best friend for her stagette party.
What is the sexiest gift you have ever received?- A Pocket Rocket from my Hubs.
What is the sexiest date you have had?- Watching the Symphony of Fire, fireworks display on the beach in Vancouver with my Hubs.
What is the sexiest thing you have ever done?- Going to my cousins wedding sans panties!
What is the sexiest thing someone can say to you?- “You are the sweetest thing I’ve ever tasted”
What is the sexiest thing someone can do to you?- Lick their way down to my “Sweet Spot”!
Do you watch adult movies?- I used to watch them with the Hubs sometimes, but now I only read FanFic!
Would you ever have a threesome?- If it’s me and 2 guys!
Would you ever fool around with someone of the same sex?- I actually did on a dare when I was 16, and it felt like I was making out with my sister!
Would you ever go to a nude beach?- Been there, done that, but I only went topless!
Would you ever get it on in a public place?- I actually already have!
Where is the sexiest place to fool around, in your opinion?- The beach.
Do you think role playing is sexy?- That depends on what roles are being played!
Do you think dressing up is sexy?- Depends on what I am wearing. If it’s a tight black mini dress than yes!
What is your ultimate fantasy? Besides Rob?- IS there any other fantasy besides Rob?
Smutty MadLibs
I am Rob’s personal dominatrix. He calls me Mistress Candy! LOL!
Rob and I had a little “fun with food” in the best last night. I used Hot fudge(but not too hot) all over him and he used whipped cream all over me.
Rob’s favorite thing to say to be while we’re having sex is “baby I love the way you taste”.
Rob’s favorite part of my body is my ass…if you saw it, you’d know why! ;o)
OK those are my answers! I hope I didn’t divulge any incriminating information!
1. If Rob was an illegeal drug, what would he be?
Sorry but I have to pick Heroine. I can’t think of a drug without seeing him saying “You’re like my own personal brand of Heroine”
2. If Rob was a burger, what would he be? Deluxe, Mushroom and Swiss, Hickory BBQ . . .
oh he would def be a Big Mac with lots of Special sauce!!!!
3. If Rob was a lipgloss flavor, what would he be? Vanilla, CottonCandy, Dr. Pepper . . .
ok, rob would be bubble gum flavored lip gloss – it’s my favorite!
4. If Rob was one word in the English language, what would he be? FuckHawtSexGod is not a valid answer cause I’m already using it! LOL!
sexonlegs
5. If you met Rob and began a relationship with him that was beyond words and connected on a deep level, but knew that your time together was limited (a few weeks) would you still ride it out and suffer the impending heartbreak or would you cut it off early to try to spare yourself the impending misery? I know . . . deep shiz . . . humor Peeler.
RIDE.IT.OUT. for as long as it needs to be ridden baby (is that how you spell ridden – doesn’t look right)
WOW!!! that was easier than I thought!!! Husband? What husband??? yeah bb!!! Bring on part 2!!!!
sexonlegs FTMFW!!!! I like where your mind is at! *high five*
*high five* right back atcha!!! That is my pet name for him!
Just got done watching sexonlegs in New Moon…there were other people…I didn’t notice…
SEXONLEGS FTMFW!!!!!!!
Am I the only one who is still waiting for Target to get their asses over and deliver NM DVD?
I am going stir crazy!!!!!
Now I’m obsessing that I didn’t buy the right DVD set. Which store is the way to go? I need your help.
I literally stepped over some little heffers to get mine in Target today! I was swinging my handbad all around! I was actually on the phone with LRAD debating on which cover art to buy! LOL!!!
Do you think you are sexy?
Sometimes – especially when TC1 tells me I have a nice ass
What is the sexiest clothing you own?
well, I wore this “smokin” black dress last night! Yeah, I was workin it!!!
What is the sexiest gift you have ever given anyone?
lol – this is a tough one. I think I would have to go with the Valentine Dice thsat I gave hubs one year – every time you rolled them it would tell you something different to “do”
What is the sexiest gift you have ever received?
I guess the lingerie for the honeymoon. Nothing recently
What is the sexiest date you have had?
I would have to say the time I went out w/out hubs and we went to a latin dance club! Some of the best dancers out there!!! Nothing sexier to me than a good dancer!!!!
What is the sexiest thing you have ever done?
meh – I’m not very good at doing that stuff! I’m trying to get better at it though!
What is the sexiest thing someone can say to you?
You are my life. I would do anything to protect you!
What is the sexiest thing someone can do to you?
Come up behind me and slowly kiss my neck *sigh*
Do you watch adult movies?
not recently but if i had the opportunity I would
Would you ever have a threesome?
nah, although the thought is intriguing *wink wink*
Would you ever fool around with someone of the same sex?
nah
Would you ever go to a nude beach?
lol – I would have to go to the gym first, and then like have a lot of “liquid courage”!
Would you ever get it on in a public place?
once again – would need liquid courage! and probably Rob…
Where is the sexiest place to fool around, in your opinion?
in the car – I don’t know why
Do you think role playing is sexy?
definitley
Do you think dressing up is sexy?
definitley
What is your ultimate fantasy? Besides Rob?
lol, fantasies of Rob have been at the forefront of the brain for so long i can’t think of any others right now – need to get back to you on that one..
In addition, we have some smutty mad libs for you too!
I am Rob’s personal dominatrix. He calls me Mistress Pattincake! LOL!
Rob and I had a little “fun with food” in the best last night. I used chocolate all over him and he used whipped cream all over me.
Rob’s favorite thing to say to be while we’re having sex is I love fucking you more than I love hot pockets and beer – lol.
Rob’s favorite part of my body is my ass…if you saw it, you’d know why! ;o)
YES!!!! I did it, I did it!!! Pheww, I feel better now!!!!
Watching sexonlegs on HP and the GOF as we speak!!!!
omg – I had no idea that Jason Issacs played Lucius Malfoy!!! We saw him at Starbucks the day of the premier!!! Our friend Marisol got her pic taken with him and I was like “I don’t know him!” She had said he played Hook in one of the peter pan movies but know I just realized that he also played Lucius Malfor in HP GOF – WITH Rob!!!!
OK, Jason Issacs is a sexy mofo! Lurve him hard!
So, we’ve been talking about the parking lot strut…have you all seen this angle of the strut?
http://twitpic.com/19ulqd
“I believe in miracles! Where ya from? You sexy thing!” Good Lord! Mamma likey!!!
Fuck me drizl….whatever angle it is so HAWT….GODDAMN YOU ROB!!!!!!!!!!!
I mentioned in my above comment that “yummy” would be a good word for Rob, and this pic is definitely that!
http://i751.photobucket.com/albums/xx151/pattinperv2/BodyPorn/bec94-2.jpg
Schwingggg!!!! I’ve now got lady wood! Thank you SRL!!
SRL…this leads me right to my gagging fantasy….cum to mamma…
OK, don’t know how many of you are still lurking about but . . . do you believe in fate? Can you love someone beyond comprehension? Forsaking all others and follow your heart? These are foreign concepts to Peeler. My alien leaders neglected to teach them to me before sending me here! LOL! I have deep love for my children, my family and a handful of friends (LRAD) but this is totally fucking with me! Is it possible to really LOVE someone?
Never had it myself but I really hope so!Isn’t that what its all about?I think the concept of love beyond all reason and sanity is what drew me into the twi saga in the first place!The whole vamp thing was always a secondary thing to the love for me…
I’m not sure about fate per say but wouldn’t it be nice to think that everything happens for a reason, that its all meant to guide you to one event or one person that will make it all worth while in the end…
Top 5
1. If Rob was an illegeal drug, what would he be?
*Ecstasy fer shure
2. If Rob was a burger, what would he be?
*WHOPPER
3. If Rob was a lipgloss flavor, what would he be?
*mmm….cherry
4. If Rob was one word in the English language, what would he be?
*perfectlyf*ckalicious (that’s a word, right?)
5. If you met Rob and began a relationship with him that was beyond words and connected on a deep level, but knew that your time together was limited (a few weeks) would you still ride it out and suffer the impending heartbreak or would you cut it off early to try to spare yourself the impending misery?
*ride it out – nothing is worse than holding yourself back just cuz you’ll get hurt. it’s called life!
Do you think you are sexy? hell yes!
What is the sexiest clothing you own? love my cheekie panties…white cotton cuz it’s all innocent and such
What is the sexiest gift you have ever given anyone? do BJs count as gifts?
What is the sexiest gift you have ever received? my hobo duh!
What is the sexiest date you have had? got all dolled up, went to this amazing posh restaurant, ate every sexy food on the menu (oysters, chocolate covered strawberries, etc), then leaned over right before we left and told my date i wasn’t wearing underwear…we almost didn’t make it out of there…
What is the sexiest thing you have ever done? striptease for my hubby
What is the sexiest thing someone can say to you? tell me what you want
What is the sexiest thing someone can do to you? superlight caresses all over
Do you watch adult movies? not really
Would you ever have a threesome? um….not now
Would you ever fool around with someone of the same sex? been there, done that
Would you ever go to a nude beach? sure
Would you ever get it on in a public place? too late
Where is the sexiest place to fool around, in your opinion? the car…don’t know why that is
Do you think role playing is sexy? yep
Do you think dressing up is sexy? yep
What is your ultimate fantasy? Besides Rob? huh…I really don’t have one!
In addition, we have some smutty mad libs for you too!
I am Rob’s personal dominatrix. He calls me Mistress Pleasure! LOL!
Rob and I had a little “fun with food” in the best last night. I used chocolate syrup all over him and he used whipped cream all over me.
Rob’s favorite thing to say to be while we’re having sex is MORE PLEASE!!!
Rob’s favorite part of my body is my mouth…if you saw it, you’d know why! ;o)
Peeler! Sorry I missed playing the game at 7:30 pm. I went to bed at 4:00 am this morning and decided to take a little nap after dinner and just woke up.
PART 1
1. Angel Dust … effects includes difficulties concentrating and communicating. Rob’s effects on me every day.
2. Whopper
3. Cotton candy … Do they make that flavor? *shrugs*
4. Exquisite
5. A few weeks is better than 0 weeks
PART 2
Do you think you are sexy? Sometimes
What is the sexiest clothing you own? Red and black print negligee
What is the sexiest gift you have ever given anyone? Cologne … I know that’s not really sexy … what men’s cologne does to me … that’s the “gift” I gave.
What is the sexiest gift you have ever received? Light pink teddy with white lace trimming, complete with garder belt and stockings from past BF
What is the sexiest date you have had? During an overnight get away with past BF … we went to a restaurant then we snuggled and took a nap (his idea) at hotel before heading out for a night of dancing. To describe him in a few words … he knew Karate {bendy}, great AssCandy and he had the sex hair and f*ck me stare down path. After our evening … we headed back to hotel room for our very first time together (bed), second (wall), and third (shower) … sexiest date EVER!
What is the sexiest thing you have ever done? Dancing with past BF … see above … it’s as if we were the only two people in the club. He could really move … I mean … really! {fans self} That was 20 years ago and I still remember him. In my mind … he’s the one that got away.
What is the sexiest thing someone can say to you? Whispering my name while we make love. But I’d love for someone to call me kitten.
What is the sexiest thing someone can do to you? Kiss me and caress me … everywhere!
Do you watch adult movies? Not now … have in the past.
Would you ever have a threesome? With 2 guys … yes … but would need some liquid courage first!
Would you ever fool around with someone of the same sex? No
Would you ever go to a nude beach? No
Would you ever get it on in a public place? Yes … I have in a semi-public place.
Where is the sexiest place to fool around, in your opinion? Too many choices … but next to a waterfall and pool are great!
Do you think role playing is sexy? Yes … but I’ve yet to experience that. #pastBFsFAIL
Do you think dressing up is sexy? Yes
What is your ultimate fantasy? Besides Rob? Sorry … I’m faintful to Rob.
I am Rob’s personal dominatrix. He calls me Mistress __{my real name … not saying}__!
Rob and I had a little “fun with food” in the best last night. I used __whipped cream__ all over him and he used __chocolate syrup__ all over me.
Rob’s favorite thing to say to be while we’re having sex is __you feel so good I don’t ever want to stop__.
Rob’s favorite part of my body is my __lips__ {on my face … just to clarify you pervs LOL} … if you saw them, you’d know why!
By all means, RCC you need your rest! Take a “cat” nap! LOL!
My friend just advised me I need to take one as well. It is late here but I have to get up and take care of some shiz after midnight. Glad you slept and even happier to have you perving with us!!!
I just want to tie him up and make him practice the perfect “Yes mam” in a deep southern drawl while using the cat as reinforcement! Bahahahaha
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