By Contribut-H00r RobCatCdn
The camera LOVES Rob … and aren’t we a horny happy bunch for that! 
Here’s another little role play. Today you are a photographer for a well-known woman’s magazine {coughs*Playgirl*coughs}. You’ve been assigned to handle a photoshoot with the sexiest, most beautiful man on earth … who apparently agreed to do anything … well almost. 
1. What’s the theme and backdrop or location of your shoot?
2. What would HHH be wearing? Or should I say start off wearing? *giggles*
3. Which Rob are you zooming in on?
I want details! #Iamsogoingtohell
{smooches} <3
RobCatCdn
Come on Rob … just give us one
more after the bump n’grind…
* Lick, lick, lick *
<3 him That.is.all
HHH … a neverending rush
MoTU … ‘Nuff said {by DUKKESA31}
NM out on DVD today!
Some Robsten <3
Well…it would be in my apartment…my bed…and he would be wearing nothing but socks…
naughty. now I am just going to think about this all night
I may have just watched the MoTU video three times. Hawt!
1. Food. In a kitchen. With (read ON) a table.
2. An apron… the smexy kind. (they make those in my mind, not sure about reality though haha)
3. Any and every Rob!
Loved loved the MoTU video. OMG.
Just wanted to report that I went to RM again tonight and the theater was 3/4 full. Yeah! 95% women, naturally. And boy was there a huge gasp at the end. They had no idea. Lots of sobbing. I was so pleased with the turn out. And I’m in a college town and it’s spring break!!
Unfortunately too pooped to do my assignmnet. Too many late nights reading FF this week and then I crash early on Friday night. WTF?
And fuck it all, it snowing like crazy here. Supposed to get 7-8 inches. Seriously WTF?!!
Till tomorrow ladies when I am more coherant.
Um… I would start like maryb., with The Pretty in my apartment… not yet in my bed… and all dressed. Anything for the art of photography.
I would take all his shirt off of him… with my hands and teeth, slowly, kissing and licking every bit… Ops, am I supposed to be on the shots, too? Hum… You don’t mind, do you Rob?… Like I said, anything for the art of photography.
At the end, not even the socks, please. I love his feet! No protection (it is a dream-photoshoot, right? And it is mine, so: no protection), just us ~ totally going to hell on white sheets. Aww, God, not even the headboard would survive (oh, wait: where did I see this before?). Well you said he agreed to do ‘anything’.
After the exhausting three-day-photoshoot (err… I like a really HARD *coughs* ‘work’), I’m not so sure if I would share the pics, though. You know, I’m not very photogenic…
=)
Rewriting my previous post:
I’m still waiting for Target to come through for me and send me my Pre-Ordered New Moon DVD.
Is anyone going to buy it at Midnight?
Snickerdoodle went! She said the line was SO long (TWSS!) [She did! I have the text to prove it!]
I can’t go until tomorrow morning. As soon as I drop off the boys a baseball practice I heading to my closest Wally World to get my very own copy!
I got mine at midnight!
Just got back from seeing RM again. Got the RL besties good and liquored up then begged, pleaded, demanded, thru a hissy fit and finally got them to agree to see it.
Heheh, 2 more bitches bit the dust ….by the end of the movie they were falling over themselves to apologize for poking fun at me over the robsession.
*does a little happy dance*
I win! I win! I win!
They were crying and telling me how great the movie was and what a great actor Rob is and how they’ll never make fun of me again! LOL!
After we went outside the one shared my lighter and we were smoking and she just looks at me and says out of
nowhere,”Oh.My.Fucking.God.I.Just.Want.To.Eat.Him.”
*big sigh* don’t we all
Tell her the line behind the dumpster forms WAY back there! She should have gotten here sooner!
For the “photography session” it would be, Rob on my back deck overlooking the woods, drinking a beer, wearing the buttonflys, barefoot, w/ that piece of shit cutoff, threadbare plaid shirt that he loves (buttons unbuttoned of course). The sex hair lightly rustling in the breeze, the sun setting and the rays casting thru the trees. Smoking a cig and randomly rubbing his belly (happy trail, gah!), while smirking at me as I make completely perverted and unladylike jokes (wait, that’s not part of the fantasy, that’s just me!) *sighs* that would be beautiful…
And then we have a throw down in the back yard and I scream so loudly in pleasure that I scare all the little deers away! Of course the pics will never be released cuz I keep them, blow them up large (twss) and decorate my house w/ them!
Ohhh, you stole my fantasy!! Le sigh. Perfecto. THUD
good to hear your friends finally saw the light
hehehe
Bahahaha omg I just love it when RL friends have to admit how stupid they were!Squeee!Well as great as new converts are there is a loooonnnggg assed queue so they will have to wait their turn on the eating thing…mind you if thats your friends immediate reaction to HHH in all his glory, she might like how we do it here!
Oh.My.Fucking.God.I.Just.Want.To.Eat.Him
Now THAT’s the normal reaction every woman should have! LOL
Nice shoot Rpgirl27.
<3
Wow! Since I can’t be in the store right now buying NM, at least I had lots of great videos to watch again and again!
Let’s see….photoshoot…..hmmmm.
I have so many scenarios running through my head right now…which to choose?
I guess I’d probably have to go with Bad Boy Rob in a leather jacket, v-neck tee, ripped jeans, sexspenders and, of course, the sex boots. Leaning up against a Ducati! F*ck me! FTMFW!
Going to my durty place!…..DED *thud*
I had to Google Ducati. LOL Picturing that shoot and drooling.
http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/Gallery/Ducati%20800%20Sport%2003%20%201.jpg
OMFG, That MoTU vid is FUCKHOT!!! OH MY!!!
WOW, How, when and where would I photograph HHH. *taps chin*
Big romantic bed, off white crisp sheets that look like people have been having sex in them, messy, soft. Daylight pouring through all the windows, making the room glow. him in the bed, with nothing on. Just a thin sheet barely covering his Holy PEEN, one hip out, bare, his legs spread slightly. One knee bent. His arms are above his head. His eyes are closed at first *click, click, click*. He opens his eyes and looks like he has just had the best sex of his life, that is what I tell him to do. *click, click, click* I tell him to roll over on his stomach and hitch his leg up. The sheet just covers his gorgeous ass, his arms are folded and he laying his head on his hands, on the pillow. He smiles seductively, *click, click, click* I tell him to dig his hips into the bed and lift his head up, propping himself up on his elbows. Then looks over his shoulder at me. His hips rock up a little as he looks over his shoulder and I can see a little manfur in the southern region. *click, click, click, click* Then I walk over and mess up his hair a little. I take some close ups of his face. He has a devilish smirk *click, click, click* I ask him if he has any inspiration for this shoot and he sits up carefully on his knees with the sheet still covering him just enough, his hands on his bare thighs and he looks over and winks at me, I capture the beautiful smile and blush that that consumes his face. *click, click* O..OO.ooo. spotanious orgasm, shoot over.
DIED!!!
This is kinda what it would look like except, softer and more romantic, NO CLOTHES. With rich funiture and a big post King Bed.
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/RobVFBED2.jpg
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/RobVFBED.jpg
VF Rob came so close {twss} to your fantasy shoot Becky.
I’d love to had a Rob blushing pic. to my collection. <3
It’s crazy late for me and those vids f*cked me up. Great post RCC
I’m having crazy photo shoot fantasies…
First Fantasy Photo shoot ~ well f*ck it would have to be WetRob…climbing out of the pool. bathing suit dropping low over his hips and then I’d pass out or drop the camera in the water
Second Fantasy photo shoot ~ Rob and his guitar, fingers stroking the strings, maybe a smoke hanging from his lips.
Third Fantasy photo shoot ~ the button flys, no shirt, fingers curled around a free weight, flexing his bicep
OMG I could go on forever…
Fuck Drizl, I blacked out at WetRob!!!
Me too!!! <3
The Eclipse sneak peek!!!
pant pant pant pant ……BREATHE>…..That’s the position I want to be in in bed with Rob as he reads classic literature to me while I fall asleep in his arms. UGH
THIS WAS A SEXY CLIP. Thanks for posting it beckys76!
OH F*CK me…they are so Hawt together….serious, protective Edward freaking kills me….DAMN!!!!!!! Cannot wait…….
{{{Smooches for post!}}}}}
have to readjust myself…OK…
Yesterday, I went to see RM for the 3rd time.
It was a 2:40 matinee show at a smaller, not so buy theater, where they play indie films more than other big theaters. There were 10 people but I am sure the evening shows at bigger, busy theaters drew in many more viewers.
My hubby is going to go see it with me this Sunday.
I think this movie is so profound, meaningful and well made and I am so proud of Rob.
It gets better with each viewing, and I love seeing more details on what I couldn’t see or hear the previous time.
I really hope & pray that the movie will at least make for it’s budget, well, at least $20M, do you all think it’s possible?
I will continue to go see it as long as they don’t take it down.
Oh my, oh my…
Well the most obvious answer would be:
1. At my place
2. As god made him
3. And i’d have to go with drunk rob (well, that’s probably the most realistic…)
but, since i probably wouldn’t get too many photos taken in that scenario, my next choice would be:
1. On/by the aston martin
2. In light faded blue jeans, there might be a tear or two in them, and a semi tight white t-shirt
3. Any rob would do just fine, but i think VF rob would be the aim
Ok, who am i kidding, wouldn’t get any pics taken in the other scenario either. I would be all over the poor thing befor the shoot even started…even if we go with the scenario supermarket/dressed like an eskimo/being a prick (hypothetical…i know)!
Yep, I’d have to go with DrunkRob also…I absofreakinlutely love DrunkRob!
It would be in my bedroom (of course) and he’d start out wearing his Sexpenders, a Stoli shirt (preferably the #NewStoliShirt) AND Les SexBoots (doc martens) now…I’d play a stripping game with him so he can lose the stoli,then the sexpenders and any underwear (that is IF he was wearing any) But I’d want him to leave on the docmartens. After the photoshoot, well, let’s just say that DrunkRob and his doc martens would be having a grand time with me! My god, just the thought of this is……………no words!!!!!
1. Hmm, I’d have to say the shoot would take place over looking the beach
2. I’d have him start out in just a white button down shirt and some worn blue jeans
3. Most definitely VF Rob cause it totally owns me every time I see any pics from it
Then again who the hell am I kidding. Me and Rob alone!! Like any pictures would actually get taken!!
Theme-relaxin at home w/ Rob. Him chillin on sofa w/ a coffee table littered w/ beer cans and an ashtry in front of him
Clothes-ripped low rise jeans and eff all else.
Rob-drunk Rob, relaxed, giggly, damn hawt!!
Of course the jeans wouldn’t stay on him and oops-how did all my clothes fall off too? Oh no-must snuggle w/ Rob on sofa to keep warm and shizz Rob you have a spare Heine?? Lets toast to me and you and no clothes…..shall we do somethin about that?? Yes?? Oh…lower-lower-juuuusssst there!!
*loud noise startles Chel out of the fuck hawt daydream*-bloody loud noises, spoiling my fun!!
You know, I’ve read so many fan fictions and people have placed Rob into so many classically artistic painting like settings for his photo shoots that mostly what I am seeing in my head is Rob in one of THOSE types of fantasy photo settings. Every time I visualize him, I always see a PAINTING. You do realize that that one picture in DETAILS of the lovers kissing with the fabric over their faces is a famous painting, right?
Little Ashes 30′s types of settings or The Great Gatsby type of settings I see him photographed in. Next I see him in a JANE EYRE type of setting with him in the white poet blouse with all the ties untied and his chest hair showing and she’s just stripping him of his pants and boots….as he’s spread out like a buffet before her. LOL
Then there’s the erotic photo spreads like DETAILS where there’s naked women all around him in MANY various set designs to be filmed in.
And of course there’s the DARK, “The blessing and the curse” type of photo shoots I see where he’s almost ravaging a woman in a desperate passionate NEED to strip each other equally before serious hard fucking…..sigh.
I am trying so hard to come up with something ORIGINAL. I just keep seeing PAINTINGS and CLASSIC LITERATURE and ICONIC POP CULTURE icons like James Dean esque…..
SEE< PEOPLE HAVE DONE IT ALL ALREADY practically because these are all MAJOR MAJOR FANTASIES we all have and with his major, TIMELESS, CHISLED FEATURES in his amazing face, his beauty would fit ANY TIME, ANY PLACE and ANY fantasy we could all come up with for the leading man in our erotic photos.
SO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM….I can't narrow it down. I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking…. It's just too good.
To have my CHOICE. SIGH. Rob willing to do ALMOST anything. GAH
FUCK.ME. (THAT WOULD WORK AS WELL).
My FIRST classical thought was Rob laid out on the grass on a blanket something like this, but with TWO women and just HIM instead of two men and a naked woman.
http://store.encore-editions.com/cat56frnimp.html
Then I had the whole pre-raphaelite shit going in my head…you know…rob rowing the boat naked with just a cloth on his lap and the woman laying back with her hair cascading off the back of the boat. But that’s just CHEESY. LOL
And of course there was that famous painting of the man ravaging the woman who was playing a piano and he’s bending her back to kiss her with one hand of hers still on the piano keys….long gown and rob in dark clothes.
and of course there’s the whole BEL AMI fantasy going…..which we are all dreaming about right now.
there’s just SO MANY OF US TRIPPING OUT ON ROB FANTASIES, it’s all been done. fuck. I’ve seen so many horny, erotic Rob manips placing him in all of these same type of scenarios…and THOSE, along with classic films, art and fan fiction that’s fucking me up with all of these VISUALS of Rob I want to create for my photo shoot.
SO MANY HORNY, NAKED ROB photo shoot FANTASIES….SO LITTLE TIME!!! hahahahhahahah
OK FUCK IT…it’s just too much and I have a gig today and need to get shit done before I go to sleep. So….I’m going with the first, damn it, predictable musician type of setting that I’d come up with based on my old fantasies about always wanting to have been a jazz singer back years and years ago……tripping out as usual.
So….here goes….picture small, dark cabaret lounge with glowing gold lamps on the tables being the only light besides ONE lone spotlight shone on a dilapidated bandstand on a non existent stage (or only a foot up if any). Rob is playing keyboard in a jazz trio sometime around the mid to latter 1930′s. The air is really smokey and Rob’s got a cigarette hanging from his lips and his hair is all mussed and curled, long and madly on top, but shortly shaved 30′s style at the neck. He’s got stubble on his face and he’s been drinking and it’s the last set of the night. He’s wearing black pants, a white shirt and black vest and his vest is unbuttoned and his black tie loose hanging around the collar of his shirt. You can see his chest hair peaking out above his undershirt (they wore those then) and his shirt sleeves are rolled up. He’s sitting on one of those piano stools that spins raising the height up and down and so he’s raised up fairly high playing this upright piano and there’s glasses of booze strung out all over the top of the piano in a mess and of course an ashtray sitting at the end of the keys on the upper register. The piano is on the left side of the stage, the upright bass player is in the middle and the drummer playing using only brushes on the snare and cymbal is on the right side of the stage. The band is playing and there’s a beautiful black torch singer/dancer named Josephine Baker standing at Rob’s left hip, but behind him and she’s singing and her one hand is wound tightly in his hair and her other hand is trailing over his pouty lips and she takes his cigarette from his lips and during the bass solo she a takes a puff off his cigarette and blows smoke upward into the air with puckered lips and then leans to kiss his temple as he plays the piano, before she begins to sing again. She’s got gardenias behind one ear of her short, smoothed, slick hair and she’s wearing a silky, satiny white slip dress with the straps falling off one of the shoulders leaving part of her breast exposed and Rob has one hand on the piano and one hand running up between both of her thighs pushing the hem of her silky dress higher exposing her thighs and white garter belt that holds up her stockings. I’m snapping away moving constantly to capture all the angles correctly and to find the most erotic angle possible to capture this heat charged exchange while maintaining the entire setting in the photo’s frame. The song ends and the other two guys leave the stage and Rob lifts her up on top of the piano and her legs are spread and her feet are on the piano keys and she’s pulling him by his dangling untied tie wrapped around his collar….pulling him towards her and his hands are on both of her thighs spreading her legs as wide as there are keys on the piano…..and I’m now up on a ladder peaking down at them over her shoulders gazing down at Rob who’s now kissing and licking up her thigh but not going down on her yet, but teasing her and her head is thrown back and her breasts are now both exposed and he it just continues…and eventually she’s stripped him of his shirt and he’s just wearing his wife beater type of undershirt and his cigarette is in the ashtray with smoke rising beside them as he’s got her now sitting spread eagle on his lap as he sits on the piano bench and the straps of her satiny white slip dress are now completely hanging down to her elbows exposing her small, but perky breasts and hard nipples and Rob is suckling in a nipple and laying her back over the keys with her hands laid out across the length of the keys with her back arched up towards his mouth. I’m snapping away….and eventually of course his pants are down around his knees and I’m behind them as he’s got her legs spread and her ass on the piano keys and her little capezio shoes and stocking’d legs are wrapped half way around his waist and he’s pretending to THRUST into her and his ass muscles are tightly squeezed as they would be on the inner hard thrust. Her mouth is open and her head is back and his mouth is open panting into her neck. I’m of course flying around from every angle clicking away…up on the ladder….from the back of Rob facing his ass and the upright piano and getting in REAL CLOSE to see his beautiful face staring into her eyes as he pretends to fuck her. You know…that look he had as he pushed bella down onto the bed in Twilight. THAT LOOK. That really PRIMAL look on Rob’s face…..
YEAH…like that. Then when the shooting ends, I tell the model who looks like Josephine Baker thanks for doing a great job and Rob pulls up his pants and he grins at me and says that was really fucking dirty hot and I stick up one finger and wiggle it towards me….and we go backstage and he lays down on a chaise lounge and I climb on top of him pantyless and undo his pants again and fuck him senseless giving him what he didn’t get sated from the shoot.
works for me…..
OK SHE IS NOT SINGING THIS SONG IN MY PHOTO SHOOT..it’s more like a bluesy/jazz number instead. Not this hokey stuff, more jazz/blues but very old style. BUT THIS IS WHAT JOSEPHINE BAKER LOOKED LIKE….the woman I see in MY photo shoot with Rob. The one he’s pretending to fuck on the piano. Yeah.
and HERE is how I picture what I want my ROB to look like, only he’s wearing the white tux shirt with a black vest and no coat of course (he looks like that when he leaves for the night wearing the heavy coat lol). But his FACIAL hard ass jazz musician look, looks like THIS ROB. Ready to play some mean jazz/blues, smoke cigarettes, drink some booze and fuck a lovely josephine baker type blues/jazz singer in a white satiny slip dress. WORKS FOR ME. NAUGHTY NAUGHTY…..(in Rob funny voice).
http://twitpic.com/19r11b
OK…GIG TONIGHT…must get to sleep. HAVE FUN LADIES> I’m liking this fantasy….I’ll think about it at my gig tonight. Rob can fuck me on MY piano. LOL
and the bluesy/jazz music that Rob plays on the piano with his jazz trio sounds like this. Just pretend there’s a vocal…you know a BLUES vocal…..This is the FEEL ….I couldn’t find a trio playing it….but this is what it’d sound like if you could hear the music at my photo shoot….picture upright bass and a drummer using brushes as well…..Rob on piano of course.
OK..fantasy complete. HAVE A GREAT DAY.
Only Rob would have played it much SURER and BETTER and really steamy nasty hotter…..LOL. But this was as close as I could find to that SOUND/groove I wanted….with the piano being the main blues instrument…..
http://www.bigbandlibrary.com/fatswallerinderbyandvestsmirking.JPG
Thanks for the great description Debbo! {fans self}
<3
RCC – Just bloody fantastic vids this morning, especially the Wow vid, and ….. well, MotU …. words fail me!
As for a photoshoot, this would be an exercise in futility, as regardless of his clothing – or lack thereof – my hands would be shaking so much that every pic would just be a blur …. plus, I have a lamentable history of decapitating my subjects in photos, cos I’m just rubbish.
However, in my fantasy, it would be:
1. A vast, white living room, ala Fifty’s Escala apartment.
2. He’d be sat, Indian style, on top of a full size black Steinway, bare footed and wearing tight black, ripped jeans and an unbuttoned white linen shirt. His left elbow would be propped on his thigh, he hand sweeping through his tousled locks, whilst the long, elegant fingers of his right hand silently tap out the notes of a song he’s composing in his head. Any nakedness would happen after the camera was put away so he could play an altogether different tune as he bangs me like a drum whilst my feet provide a discordant accompaniment on the piano keys.
3. Inevitably, it would be VF09 Rob.
Not that I’ve given it much thought *sigh*
My, but you paint a pretty picture… I’ll just be going back to bed, with that scenario in my head.
Black jeans, white shirt, sitting on top of piano … very nice Fluffy.
<3
Oh my, just the thougth has my girlie bits in a tizzy.
1. Any bed, anywhere
2. Nekkid with a boner
3. Any Rob
Picture it: a swanky hotel suite. It’s one of those “storyboard” type of photoshoots, one that tells a tale as the photos progress. First photos are of Rob arriving: he’s a clean shaven, playing the role of a wide eyed innocent actor. The next ones are of us in the elevator (I know it’s unorthodox to have the photog in the pics, but I’m putting up my tripod and setting the timer for these), where I’m playing the horny, manipulative director who offers Rob a role on my next film in exchange for some “Rod” Pattinson. The third photo is Rob in the hotel room, downing a glass of champagne with his shoes off and the first buttons of his shirt undone. The fourth set of photos are Rob in the fluffy hotel robe, grinning drunkenly and untying the terrycloth belt. The last pics are Rob, robe around his feet, his junk obliquely visible behind the empty champagne bottle. I use the tripod and timer again, but the rest of the photos from the shoot are for my “private collection”.
Tiff … Love your 4-phase shoot.
Hope this posts as I’m having major computer issues….currently borrowing son’s lappy so it’s a quick drive by and I’ll try and get on again later to answer the questions.
I can’t see ANY of JAG’s photos – not even the banner…
But CAN see the pics people are posting so I think I’m all up straight with my click/save! (Don’t laugh, I went out yesterday and bought a huge capacity flash drive JUST so I can use it on any pc and don’t miss out on any pics as I’ve no idea how long my own computer will be MIA. Normal right, to spend £30 I can’t really afford on that?)
Melbie: Loved all your enhancements!
TC1: LOVED reading yout hOOr tour story – just brilliant, you ladies looked like you had so much fun, loved all the pics and you all look super hot too!
JAG: Hope all is okay with you in RL. Much love. X
Peeler and LRAD: Really hope you two are okay and think about you both a lot. X
OMFG – The MotU and EP updates were just epic….I’m still trying to recover!!! I want Fifty soooooo bad it’s just not funny.
Still trembling after watching the Edward/Volturi outtake from NM……yummy…..
Have a good day everyone – I’ll try and get on again later but it’s a busy weekend for me with RL stuff.
MWAH! XXX
RS: Oh God does it help to know you were a legend at the RAoR Tour??? We told the Tale of the Valentines Day Delivery to the Newbies…OMG…it was classic…drunk HooRs telling young ladies (not quite as Robsessed as us YET!!!!!) and they ROFL!!!
SO YOU WERE THERE IN SPIRIT BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!
We brought those young hotties as bait you know…Cougars need bait…ha ha ha ha ahahah ahah…
bb….luv ya….have a great one….we are all ensconces in our homes watching NEW MOON on DVD….did it come out over the pond?????
{BIG KISSES}
Hey TC1 !!!
It sounds like your tour was awesome – so wish more of us could meet up, Jesus, can you imagine that, the whole of RAoR together….we’d shut down wherever we were!!!
I still can’t quite believe I actually delivered those flowers….I still hope that it will get a mention somewhere…. I listen very hard in every interview he gives and read everything he’s (supposed) to have said, just in case there’s a small chance he’ll say something about it! I don’t care if he only says we are all crazy….just mention it Rob!!! haha!
NM DVD comes out here (officially) on Monday (It’s 10pm Saturday eve in the UK at the moment) so still have some waiting to do, although RYG pre-ordered hers and it came yesterday if I remember correctly. I’ll be outside the shop queueing like the good, obsessed fan that I am!
XXX
RS: you are a legend bb…for going up to that house…a F*CKING legend….your story will be told around RAoR Cougar campfires for years to cum…I bow doen to you….you are my freaking hero…
I would DIE DED if he or his mum and dad EVER freaking mention it…EVER…GAH!!!!!!!! If I ever see it anywhere..I will scream…..and then send it to you!! AND POST immediately!!!!!!!!!
Have my New MOON LOADED ready to go….so sorry you must wait…soon you will have the strut on loop and a drool cup of your own…GAH!!!!!
luv you madly…next HooR Tour we will stop the transit system and close down the city!!!!!!!!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoo
THE OTHER photo shoot setup I thought for Rob would be a huge, sculpture with geometric angles spreading out and up everywhere and the background is completely white……floor to ceiling and the sculpture is white also. Rob would be dressed in dark washed jeans, leather jacket and white t-shirt and sex boots posed laying down on the flat angles of the huge geometric sculpture in different position-bent knees in odd angles with the sculptures severe, minimalistic angles. And odd poses with him standing with lots of our favorite ODD ROB free form poses standing high up on this gigantic sculpture……letting Rob just “do his thang” and let his eccentric side loose…..
Holy shizz…that MoTU vid was perfect after the buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I had this week….if you HooRs know what I mean!!!!!!!! SHITE!!!!!!!
Of course, a little Robsten is always good for me…
AND F*ck me…hubs went out at 5:00AM and got me New Moon before he went fishing…it’s a good day for a HOBO!!!!!
FIRST PHOTOSHOOT:
I have a terrible fantasy of ROB as a musician…I want to be is a world famous photog standing backstage at a Rob show where he is playing a club as a ROCK GOD and I am shooting him…..OH FUCK…like I have free reign for ROLLING STONE magazine…
Backstage HooR pass…front row cougar crawl…anywhere I want…he is fuckhawt with his guitar and his long fingers strumming….
Oh yeah…Bobby Long is his backup (sorry, leftovers from RAoR Tour!!!!)
I am backstage drinking with Rob before the show and we are talking…and I am shooting him in the dressing room, yep…he let me watch him dressing…in his rock tees and his leather jacket and his button flys…he needed a little help with those…close up shots….
all through the show he is singing and I am shooting and I am wet….oh f*ck…..wait for the film babies…
and after…..we go to his room….for the after show shots…he brings his guitar and I shoot him drinking a Heineken, singing I AM BROKEN in his room with a black tee on and he laughs…and smiles and I say can I get some shots of you on the bed????? Place self here….
2. In my bed, in my house….as we all want….so boring….
3. ANYPLACE HE WOULD ASK ME TO MEET HIM ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!!! CALL ME!!!!!!
Luv ya RCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xoxoxoxoxooxoxooxoxoxooxox
Musician Rob … yum! <3 u right back TC1! {smooches}
Saw your comment from the H00r Tour … you lucky b*! You met Bobby twice! Thanks for sharing your great pics. It was nice to see you and the others.
@RCC: What a lucky beeeotch am I????? I had a terrible childhood!!! Payback maybe???? tee hee hee…
All I can say is…only one thing would have made it betta…OK…2….IF ROB had been there…(DUH!!!!!!!) and all of you regular RAoR bitches could have made it!!!!! YOU ALL were MISSED!!!!! I would have luved to have “seen” you too!!!!
Musician Rob makes my girly bits go poof!!!!!!! and Bobby Long was a close second!!!!!
{{{{big kisses!}}}}
love your photo shoot ideas, Musician Rob totally dies me too.
Sweet of the hubs to do that too, better than what my hubs did this morning
I almost have the strength to get up and get out and pile the kids in the car to get the dvd… almost 
NA: I know…sweet huh?????
I am thinking if Rob EVER goes on tour it would be ELVIS like…no f*CKIN shit…….
We were standing right in front of Bobby Long at the Mercury Lounge…the entire front of the stage was covered by HooRs from the RAoR Hoor Tour…no shot…and one of the beloved Hoors whispers in my hear….
“Can you imagine if that was Rob?”
T
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I looked back at her as my lady bits screamed up to my brain….and I was like “No “freaking way…” we stared into each others eyes…it was like…I had a vision of us screaming like a B&W film of the Beatles getting off of a plane in the 60′s…..GAH!!!!!!!!!
You no I meant “No shit” right???
jizzzzzzzztyping…..
GAHHHHHH Rob’s the only one that can make that outfit look REALLY REALLY SEXY HOT. Rob in Ray bans and black hoodie and leather jacket. WOOF
http://pics.livejournal.com/brandnewluv/pic/006zaa4y
LOVE these colorful, sharp pictures of Rob and cast. SIGH. I have to pick up my DVD tomorrow. MUST.SEE.ROB.ON.NEW.MOON.DVD
http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/2010/03/40-screencaps-of-rob-from-new-moon-dvd.html
RobCatCdn….GREAT VIDEOS. Like everyone, the MOTU video is my favorite. FUCKING HOT. Bad ass dark dom Rob for the fucking WIN
I take that back….I like BOTH the MOTU video and I ADORE the K-KINDA BUSY video as well. LOVE THAT STYLE….of the K-KINDA BUSY video. Very cool….. These video creators are AMAZING. I am so in awe of you guys…..you must have amazing software and killer ideas….wow.
Debbo, I am right there with ya in the blues music happy place! I love classic blues like Muddy Waters. My fav radio station is Bluesville on XM! I would spontaneously combust if Rob ever played some good ol’ nasty blues on the piano with his smokin voice….GAH!!
Rob Photo/Fantasy Shoot: Rob on my lucious, soft, brown leather, down cushion sofa wearing the button fly jeans, sex boots and the black v-neck t-shirt!
We wouldn’t get any pictures taken because we’d be talking about books, music, the good/bad of social networking, differences between US/English culture…… How boring!! But I just wanna know more about him and of course he would be fascinated with me and he just couldn’t get enough of me and I would travel with him everywhere and I would protect his manties from going on e-bay when he sent them out to be washed. Basically, I would just meet aalllllll his needs and of course he would meet mine (giggle *snort*)!!!
Travel with him to protect his manties. LOL
sorry if this is a repeat…still recovering from the Robward STRUT…induced haze
University of Edward Masen updated*
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5390119/27/The_University_of_Edward_Masen
Whoo Hoo! Time to go read now!
OH FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!! CLOCKWORK, EVERY SATURDAY> WOOOOOOOOO THANKS. debbo runs and reads….(I’m supposed to be asleep). ARGH
OH WOW WHAT A GREAT CHAPTER. I love this Edward Masen. Ah a little Edward quote….mmmmmmmm
“I want to drink your love right from the well.”
works for me Edward….
Good morning all! I’ve got my NM DVD now so I’m a happy H00r! Mind you I haven’t even watched it yet because my daughters requested that I wait(go crazy) until they wake up before I put ot on so we can watch it together, so I told them that they had better be up by 10 am because that’s when I’ll be turning it on whether they’re ready to watch it or not! Anyway, on to what’s happening now, awesome videos yet again RCC, especially Dukkesa’s MotU one, it is sooo HOT! I’ve already watched it a few times and I’ll probably end up watching it some more!
OK, now on to my Fantasy photo shoot
It would be in the red room of pain, with the primary focus being the whips, canes and floggers hanging on the wall, the shackles hanging from the ceiling and…OK see what that MotU video did, it got my imagining that I’ve got Fifty in a photo shoot! Seriously though I would probably have Rob somewhere outdoors, like a vineyard in Italy or something, and there will be a padded bench, and maybe a swing or a hammock, and he will start off looking something like this:
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/rome_rob2.jpg
Then I’ll take some shots of him sitting on the bench, and lying back in the hammock, and then I’ll let him change into something more comfortable to work in, like jeans, and then I’ll get some shots of him filling up large pails of grapes and then more shots of him, carrying those pails, and getting all sweaty while he is working under the hot sun, until he needs to cool off in the shower and then ends up looking something like this:
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/FanFic/59034078.jpg
And then I will take more pictures of him with the water dripping off his hair and down his chest and abs, and then I’ll let him take his wet clothes off and take some more shots of him in just a towel, until eventually he drops the towel, and I get some shots of his glorious, wet and glistening body! But then I’ll have to stop taking any more pictures because by that time I will already be licking off what water may be left dripping off of him!
Well there’s my idea of a hot photo shoot, I probably could have come(twss) up with more, but I’ve only had 4 1/2 hour of sleep and only one cup of coffee so my mind(perv mojo) isn’t functioning properly yet!
LORD HAVE MERCY….I want to come to YOUR photo shoot wifey! heheheheheh
wooF
Hey Spunk, that second one was obviously taken just after I finished shagging him on the Steinway LOL!
DAMN…need an art director or someone to f*ckin throw water on ROB??? or maybe fluff his brows…F*UCK…I will hold those big lights or sumpin….
I just wanna watch for f*cks sake…GAH!!!!!!!!!
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
bzzzzzzzzz bzzzz bzzzzzzzzzzzz … oops sorry got distracted by RomeRob SRL! LOL A vineyard shoot would be epic! <3
SpunkRansomLover,
HEY WIFEY!!!!!
HEY YOU GUYS, DID YOU SEE THE GIGANTIC HQ pictures of Rob at the REMEMBER ME NYC PRESS CONFERENCE?
THEY ARE FUCKING HUGE and SO BEAUTIFUL.
I”m so glad I made an avi of one of them, but I had never seen them this big. HIS EYES AND LIPS will blow you away in THIS BIG OF A SIZE.
GAHHHHHHHH
I clicked and saved 32 pictures. GORGEOUS
http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/2010/03/remember-me-ny-photocall-hq-pictures.html
Hey right back at you Wifey!{{HUGS}} Thanks for that link, I’ll definitely have more pics to upload to my PB acct now! I’m surprised you’re here, don’t you have a gig later? Shouldn’t you be getting some rest before you go, or did you get enough sleep last night? You’d better take care of yourself because didn’t I read in the comments yesterday that you’re having my baby? We wouldn’t want anything to happen to our little spunk4debbo!LMFAO!
OK I’m off to read TUoEM now, be back in a while!
HEHEHHEHEHHEH “having your baby”…yup. Twins.
I’m going to sleep now. 4 hours will do me…..
have a great day and ENJOY YOUR NEW DVD OF NEW MOON SPUNRANSOMLOVER! hugggg
PS….it was the spunk4debbo that got me into this pregnancy. LOL
I saw those last night Debbo. He’s just too freaking yummy!!!
I love pensive Rob
http://pics.livejournal.com/brandnewluv/pic/006x4ec3
And this one … his eyes
http://pics.livejournal.com/brandnewluv/pic/005zkdkr
robcatcdn…GAH..I adore those pictures and yeah, I made that last one you sent big and his eyes just SPARKLE and so colorful. HE IS SO DELICIOUS@@@@@
Good morning Angelz. wow it’s pretty quiet here today I guess you’re all holed up having some quality time with your New Moon DVDs lol. Once again, in worst fan fashion, I dont have my DVD and no plans to go get it yet lol.
I had the first full good night sleep in well over a week last night, and I hope it continues.
So my photoshoots would involve:
*Rob on a beach light blue button down shirt with like 2 buttons done up nd white low slung linen pants rolled up with his guitar
*Rob in a smoky piano bar well work jeans white playing piano
I think anything with Rob and his er instruments would work for me.
*sigh*
Hi JAG-glad you got some rest hun.
So so pleased you post tht u have yet to buy New Moon-I also haven’t gone to get a copy or ordered it. Making no effort to either. May pick up a copy in the week if I see one. This may make me a bad h00r but I’m just not tht keen on New Moon-it was my least fave book and didn’t think the movie was brilliant either. Of course I will buy it soonish for Rob but after New Moon came out I had a new respect and gratitude for CHardwicke. Got my fingers crossed for Eclipse, my fave book in the saga and I do like DSlades work.
So happy you got a good night rest JAG!
Beach shoot … yummy! {hugs & smooches} <3
Ok, quick answer cause I am feeling real emo.. for some reason that Robsten video really hit a nerve… must be cause of my crappy morning with DH
I think it would be on the beach, the buttonfly jeans, buttoned halfway down, no manties, no shirt, major messed up sex hair, and channeling VF Rob.
Love ya gals!
OMG luv the Robsten video, that song is on my daily play list, such a great tune.
Nice post RobCat!
yeah it was really beautiful, I was totally crying
LOVED the Robsten video 2….amazing looks between them and the music….
RCC…as always…A-maze-D
{{{{Smooches}}}}}}
Great post RobCatCdn. I found your name scrawled in a legal pad at my office last week, lol. You must have posted something noteworthy!
Not that I ever surf at work, no no no.
I have to have two shoots!
First shoot, completely anonymous bed, night lit, so all the shots look like they were taken in the darkness with the flash lighting up just one area, all around it faded black. The props are equally anonymous “every” woman body parts, most pictures taken from the woman’s visual perspective, watching Rob. He’s furry, RomeRob hair, barechested, had a few good days in the sun. Very close up, so all you see is what is described.
Top of Rob’s head and partial face with flat tongue licking curve of breast.
Rob’s furry jaw dragging across stomach just above belly button; he’s mouth breathing.
Rob with RomeRob leer looking up at her/camera, his head resting against the inside of her raised knee.
A long shot slightly out of focus shot down her torso…Rob’s eyes, his nose, the lift in his cheeks hint at an upward curve of his lips…it’s only a hint because his lower face is, er, obscured from view.
But here’s the goddamned thing about Rob. This is the photoshoot I want with all my heart…
It’s circa 2025, Rob’s London home, he’s still furry but his hair is cropped short, he’s heavier, totally rested and relaxed. He’s wearing whatever the hell he chooses, as per usual. He poses happily with his kids (Tuck Van, the oldest, is 12, lol). Beloved British wife is beloved, but out today. You can see his Best Original Screenplay Oscar in the background of some of the pics. He asks if we can move the shoot to the park so the kids can play, and we do, and although he’s recognized and greeted warmly, there’s no fuss. He glows. He throws his daughter in the air, and a sunburst splits the shot between his smile and hers. Clickety click.
Later that night, we move the shoot to a dive pub, where we get some great smoky shots of Rob singing open mike, trying out some new lyrics. He’s got his Beanie on (but I went at it earlier with a lint roller, so no worries!). He’s looking so serious, concentrating, long fingers strumming. Song ends, he looks up sheepishly from under his brow, bottom lip bitten. When the applause starts, he throws back his head, runs his hand through his hair and laughs with pure unadulterated Rob joy. Clickety click. Cover Shot.
Welcome to my happy place.
Thanks RobCatCdn and Jag, for improving the day.
Jag, hang in there, hon!
I am so sorry guys. I will never master brevity.
I really loved your 2025 Rob, that is so awesome
RomeRob shoot … {fans self} 2025 shoot … very sweet. *sigh*
Great post RCC….The MoTU vid has DIED me!I am so proud of myself…I am sticking to my RAoR fitclub plan and I went for a really long walk…I’m wrecked now but feel great!I am not ashamed to admit that I was pretending Rob was waiting for me at home, ready to complete the workout in the shower…kinda sad that I was a teensy bit disappointed when he wasn’t actually there lol!
Okay now for my photoshoot fantasy!It starts off in the library of an old victorian style house. Rob sits behind a desk with a book in his hand, he looks at the camera with contempt, as if hes furious for being interrupted. The room is dimly lit by a few scattered candles but most of the light comes from the roaring fireplace to his left. I move slowly around the room, capturing his best angles allowing him to follow the camera with his penetrating gaze. Its just me and him, the shoot calls for privacy. Rob is wearing a crisp white shirt and black dress pants and a belt with a silver buckle against which the fire light reflects. He rises slowly and moves around the desk, stripping off his shirt as he moves. He drops it to the floor and sits on the edge of the desk, inches from me. I drop to my knees so as to capture the best angle of his jaw, he grips the desk as if to restrain himself.I tell him we have enough of this particular pose and ask him to remove his trousers, he smirks and tells me to do it myself. I move closer, still on my knees and undo his belt buckle, removing his pants with painful slowness until hes just in boxers.He moves to lie on his back on a love seat by the fire, with one leg bent on the seat and the other on the floor, he no longer stares at the camera while I work, but at me.For our final shots he removes his boxers and covers himself only with the discarded book from earlier. The glow from the fire is so beautiful against his face that I move in for a few more close-ups, once I’m within arms reach though he grabs me by the arm and pulls me ontop of him. I revel in the feel of his long body under mine as he kisses me passionately before telling me what he intends to do to me and flips me over so he is on top….
Phew….can you tell I’ve given it a little thought?…Need another shower now..bloody hell!
xxx
BLARL: hummina hummina…I am saving this one…..YUMMY!!!!!!
I am thinking these would have to be Blown (TWSS) up huge…and framed around the house….tee hee
luv ya!
You are gonna make a fine Cougar some day….
That should be turned into a FF 1-shot! <3
Ok totally off topic and not really Rob related (unless you count that I put part blame on Mr. Pattinson for being pregnant again). But since it seems most of the h00rs are busy with their NM dvds, maybe you folks won’t mind. My hubs found this video the other day, and it is just too funny. Or maybe it is just the hormones.
http://embed.break.com/MTc4MjI0MA==
Congrats NA!
Watched the vid. LOL <3
Thanks sooooo much for posting my vid RobCatCdn,
i really appreciate it and i´m glad you liked it
I love Fifty…and i just hope all the pattyangels enjoy it ….
xxxxxx
F*ck me…that vid made me more useless than usual for over three hours…OH who am I kidding..I have watched it 4 f*cking times and I plan on watching it until my hubs gets home and I have to act like a normal person…..
50 is so F*cking hawt and you captured him bb!!!!!!
THANKS!!!!!!!!! I need covered chairs….
{{{{{smooches}}}}}
Thanks so much…you´re funny..so do you think after watch the vid
and thinking so HARD about Fifty,you´re going to recover by the time
your hubby is at home? LOLOL
well,we all know here what a good ff can make to our marriages..LOL
xxxxx
I so desperately want this photoshoot to be a thing!; Brighton Beach, evening when the sun is just starting to set and the sky is peachy pink and a slight breeze is blowing, Rob is dressed in a Mod suit (grey mohair, cuban heeled boots), leaning seductively against a wooden pillar bordering the Pier from the beach, casually smoking a cigarette, sex hair blowing free and wild in the breeze. Other pics show him in a Parka sitting on a vintage Lambretta scooter…I’m a Mod myself and I really think he would suit the look! I know it’s not that much but it would make me happy!
K so I’m posting from my phone so I can’t figure out how to reply to individual posts but I just wanted to tell TC1 that I read ur post about Bobby Long and Monday’s events and I just have to say I’m sooo happy for u guys that u had that experience together but I’m sooo sad that I missed it *shaking fist* damn u RL!!! While u were getting ur pic taken with the fuckhawt Bobby Long, I was hosting a Q n A for the local Board of Ed candidates to be televised on our local tv channel! That’s why I couldn’t stay! I’m sooo pissed that it had to be the same day! The next time someone asks me to do something I’m going to tell them I have some people I need to check with first!!! Next time the hOOr tour gets placed above all else!!!
Glad u guys had a good time!!!!!
PC: Words cannot describe the hole that was there next to Bobby (TWSS)…I am not even going to say what I think about the “education” that we needed with our PC!!!!! F*CK…wish you had curled up on the floor with me so bad…NEXT TIME…NO BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!
So…here’s a little memory of your ass in my hand in front of Robs hands..ooooohhhh Good Times…..:
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4060/4449241968_6d1cdcb5c1_b.jpg
And two COUGAR hotties with ROB at the Planet Hollywood…tee hee…Remember when I said…”don’t worrry, you’ll know who I am..I have a big picture of Rob on my shirt!!!!!!!!!” F*CK me….Rob would want us both!!!!!
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2804/4443487321_7a143414a9_o.jpg
I luv you so hard it hurts (Thats DEF What she said!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
So in luv,
TC1
xoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxo
HOLY F*!
The new banner made me HOT!
Hum… I guess I did not see this pic in a while ~ I forgot how hot this is.
Omg… I love where his hands AND head are…
°sigh°
(mm… could you turn around, Lover?)
This guy got this ‘power’ ~ just a quick look on him and I’m all like ‘this’.
Damn hot man! (uuhh, I love it…)
=)
So do I have the h00r house entirely to myself then?
What shall I do to pass the time…or should that be whom shall I do…?
Oh Robbie dear…we have the place to ourselves it seems….
For real has the strut hypnotized you all or something?!
Yeah…I have it on a loop and am drooling into a cup….
luv ya BLARL!!!!!!!!
Yay someones alive out there!Lol Its not an easy thing to pull away from (twss)…the dvd really should come with complimentary strut drool cups..just sayin’!
Lurve you 2 bb!
Its the smile, the swagger, teh nips, the Tee, the kiss, the eyebrow…the whole f*cking scenne!!!!! GAH!!!!!!! I want to scream when he says…we have to go to class…..
F*CK that….and then JACOB!!!!!!!The cockblocker……!!! I want to kill him!!!!
That’s normal right?????
tee hee!
I hope so coz he makes me homicidal…in every scene…in every book…and in every movie!!!why can’t he just go the fuck away and let the camera focus on what we really want to see!
Ya know I think I would happily just sit and watch the strut for 2 hours *cough days cough*…
I know….needy much Jacob….F*CK….die…die…die…oooopss….that was normal right????
Did you ever see the joke video with Kristen Chenowith where she asks the werewolves…”Why the hell wasn’t Robert Pattinson int his movie more????” Yeah…ooops….over to the party post…..
xoxoxoxoxoxo
Hi all
Ok my shoot would be in a spa with Rob dressed in bubblebath…………Imagine the rest yourselves LOL
Amazon f*cked up so my copy of NM wont come till Monday
I have spend my day wrapped up in CW&IA *sigh* I am going to hate ending this one!