So last week I wrote about “selling” Rob to your non-believing friends. I asked you guys to give me your suggestions for slogans to help put a “Rob” in every household and I have to say you guys put me to shame. Your suggestions were hilarious. Special shout out to MelbieToast who I believe is responsible for all of todays graphic contributions, BRILLIANT!
SOLD, I'll take one big one to go.
the giggles after the pump…
DED
O.o
why yes he is...
...and RAoR...
It's gonna get bumpy 
BEST.JEANS.EVER!
better than any HOBO!
TRUE Fact!
R-O-B!
Honorable Mentions
“Just Do it!”
‘Once you pop…you can’t stop…”
“mmm, mmm…good!”
“Put a tiger in your tank.”
“I’m lovin’ it.”
“Fun anyone?”
“Oh What a feeling!”
“Like a Rock.”
“We love to see you smile”
“Obey your thirst”
Shout out to:
Holdmeransom
MelbieToast
Christina4
Jpfree
Debbo
luvpattz and all the Angelz who came up with these gems!
Good Morning Angelz! I absolutely love those slogans, and the pics are just GAH! Especially ” Melts in your mouth not in your hand…”, “Nothing Comes Between Me and My Button Flys..”, and “It’s What’s Up Front That Counts.” because what better way to start your day, than with some nice BIG servings of Robnana Nut Muffin!LOL!
Anyway, thanks for posting these again JAG, and thanks to all of the Angelz who made them!
Oh and before I go read the rest of the comments, I just want to share this pic I found in honor of St. Patty’s Day
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nq7ncmL3no0/S5Mlxd6aXdI/AAAAAAAACw4/VMMa7Gq5s5s/s1600-h/shirt.jpg
That’s one “Saint” Patty that I wouldn’t mind rubbing(up on)!
YEAHHHHH BABBBBBYYYY!!!
Abso-freakin’-lutely! Then I’ll kiss your blarney stone!
OMR! That is the sweetest thing I’ve seen in a long time!!
LOVE this gif!
http://i948.photobucket.com/albums/ad330/RPAUMain/gifs/Collider.gif
My ovaries just exploded…..
Srsly, this is too cute/sweet BUT look at the tension in his arms! Yummy! Rawwwrrrrr
*hangs head in shame*
Luckiest little girl ever!!!! The smiles on both of their faces are so genuine and beautiful.
OMG…for once I’m speechless!
“Swing me Rob, swing meeeeeeeeeeeee!” *shell jumps in arms*
Shit, just a dream. . . *grumbles and goes back to folding laundry*
Im Robvulating now …..mwhahahaaa…
*wipes tears away from eyes*
I crack myslef up man..
#note: Im suffering from a dangerous lack of sleepy times, and the coffee aint doing shit anymore, my brain is failing and I keep laughing at the little paper clip man hehehe hes got eyebrows..pfff
Rob is so adorable with Ruby! I love this pic too, it’s so sweet:
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/75159143.jpg
Zomg…DED on the floor!My uterus is screaming at my lappy in want!
Ok do we hear 5 ???? I have to go again dammit!!!!
Love this!
http://www.spunk-ransom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/poster30715576.jpg
LMFAO! I honestly would love to know how his mind’s eye sees FF “Edward”, esp. the human versions and particularly all the fucking that he does. Is it even remotely the way the rest of us visualize it? If so, what a kick the little perv must get out of it.
Honestly, every man should read ff as a guide to what a woman wants.
Hear hear SBB!!
I’d like to do a lot of “thats” everywhere, not just over there!
“what a kick the little perv must get out of it.” lol
You know that man has a pervy streak. No one can be that f*cking sexy all of the time if he’s not thinking the same pervy thoughts we are. Besides, NO WAY the “F*ck me” stare is just window dressing. He knows what he’s doing and he’s good at it!!!!!
I thought about asking my husband to read a few of the stories but then I thought twice because then I’d have to share my computer with him and that just isn’t going to happen. I’m just too selfish. *sigh* It’s a cross I’m just going to have to bear.
@beckys76
you´ve got mail, bb!
SO I am sitting here reading this and I think after the first two photos my heart must have stopped LOL .. Yesterday on the radio they said you should NEVER go for anyone 7 years younger then you … NOT DAM I could almost be Robs mom BUT HOLY SHIT he is HOT !!!
So would, um, more than 7 years be ok then?? Huh!
Yeah, I’m curious, too, is it only 7 years? What about 10, or 15, or even 20?
Ok before I actually read the other comments, I have to pimp this story out again. I rec’d it on Sunday, but I just finished it last night and I absolutely loved it so I’m rec’ing it again. It’s called “Closer” by teambella23 and I’ve only been a ble to find it on The Writer’s Coffee Shop Library. It is completely full of angst, and if you are an angst H00r like me, I highly recommend it, but wusspervs beware! Bella and Edward have a lot of issues and their relationship is anything but rosey!
http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=332
It also has a sequel called “California Waiting” but so far it’s only 12 chapters.
Here’s a little snippet of one of my favorite “Closer” scenes:
My lips travel up her jaw line to her ear. With my nose I move the hair out of the way and whisper in her ear.
“We are together forever Bella…..you and me.”
I feel as her tears spill over, dripping to my lips. I lick its trail all the way back to her eyes and kiss them as I slowly let myself slide into her.
Our hands stay beside her head as we made love.
I was slow and we were quiet letting our bodies do all of the communicating.
I watch her as her head falls back and her neck arches as I push into her as deeply as I can.
I see the blush as it travels from her cheeks to her chest, to her stomach.
The only time I move our laced hands is when I bring it down to where we are connected. I feel her as I thrust in and out of her. I want her to feel how much I love her.
Feeling her fingers on me as I pull out and back in ignited something in my soul that blind side me. The pain that I experience when I think of how much I love her turns to raw passion and for the very first fucking time in my life I cry as I make love to Bella.
I move our hands to my lips and kiss them before placing them back beside her head.
After that everything moves in slow motion….in flashes….
She opens her eyes
She touches my face
My tears fall to her heaving chest
Her legs wrap around me
I push in deeper
Her eyes close
She whispers my name
Her back arches
I kiss her lips
Her nails dig into my back
I push even deeper
Her skin burns me
I cannot breathe
She touches me
She pushes harder
She loves me
She is mine
Forever
She tells me
We push harder together
Our mouths meet as she screams my name
My eyes squeeze close as I fill her
All I can feel is her
All I can think is her
All I can see is her
All I want is her
All I need is her
All I am is her
My Isabella.
*THUD*
Aaaand I’m in!
sound really good
*shell pulls up sleeve and taps arm to find a good vein*
I’m in, the damn angst junkie I am!! You knoooowwww how to speak to me SRL. You talk all pretty to me. *puts needle in arm* Ahhhh, I’m off to angst land! There goes my day. Someone please come and get me when it’s Red Carpet Rob Time!! LOL!
xxoo
Added to my very long list
Now THAT is how to pimp a FF. SOLD! This h00r will be back later for a hit of new red carpet crack. Here’s hoping somebody in London is putting some hair product to good use!
Oh. My. Lord! Is it hot in here today?
Oh SRL!! WOW! Beautiful!!! I’ve already saved “Closer” to my list at TWWS and THIS is one I MUST read… GAH!! Thank you!!!
Had to share this tweet LOL
RobPattzNews
#RememberMeUK RT @robshairybutt: Looks amazing
Happy St Paddy’s Day ladies!I am just getting over the mother of all hangovers from last nights celebrations…my hair has all these tiny little fake shamrocks in it…long story but I look like a horny nymph/leprechaun type chick right now!
This post is hilarious…but I have a question…why the fuck are we selling Rob???…I realise its a recession but christ I’d rather sell my house…with everyone I know inside it!
I can’t wait till tonight…Red carpet rob FTW!!!
Lurve you all!
xxx
“Melts in your mouth, not in your hand”
mmm, mmm… can I test that theory, pretty, pretty, please, in the name of science and all…
*licks lips in preperation, then bites and hopes Robs reading MotU*
: P
Talking about science, I found this article, its a heap of crap, but still.. made me giggle-snort a lil bit, then ponder why I chose to study at St. Andrews when I could be at Aberdeen drooling over Rob-porn all day… *shakes head at self* Im such a fool..
http://entertainment.stv.tv/showbiz/164148-the-real-reason-ladies-love-robert-pattinson-revealed-by-scientists/
On a happier note we’ll see some new Rob-porn tonight since its the RM London premiere! : D Unfortunately RM still doesnt come out till April 2nd…
*wacks everyone that works at Scummit over the head with massive Hobo*
oh well only.. 16 days to go *gggrrrrr*
P.S Britpack, there was an advert just on saying ‘Live from Studio five’ on channel 5 at 6.25pm, will be hearing from Rob live from the RM red carpet… *squee* I hate that show with a passion, but beggars cant be choosers and all that.. ; P
I hope they didn’t spend a lot of money on that study! Because really there is NO explanation….
I’ll sky+ it, then I only have to watch the interesting parts.
The fact that those scientists categorized Rob with Zac Efron, definitely doesn’t help prove their theory!
I dreamt of grey pants last night. I’m thinking they were HHH’s pants and since that’s the closest I’ve ever come to a Rob dream, I’m saying I had a Rob dream.
LMAO!! That sounds like my dreams too, since dreams of Rob are non existent.
I’d take grey pants, hell I’d even lick them. *shutter* Pants make me hot now? So so sad. . .
Just the pants? Nobody was in them????
Ooohhh that means rob was pantless somewhere in dreamland last night!
OMG why couldn’t pantless Rob have visited my dreams last night!
Just the damn pants.
OK I would like one ultimate driving machine with the real thing for the ride of my life, please!
Off topic but I’m super excited, my New Moon Blu-ray is on it’s way. *doing happy dance*
Someone just twitted this link. It’s a live webcam at the Radisson Leicester Square in London. Looks like a ‘Remember Me’ premiere, perhaps? Anyone know what we’re seeing here?
http://www.radissonedwardian.co.uk/leicester-sq-webcam-large.html
ATTENTION ROaR H00rs!!!!!
Just found a link to a live feed webcam in Leicester Square. You can watch as everything is set up for tonight’s London premiere. And since it’s on all the time, maybe we’ll be able to see a bit of HHH on the red carpet real-time style.
The red carpet and everything for this premiere is soooo much bigger and better than the set up in NYC. I’m guessing it’s because they can close the area off (they never closed off the street in NYC) and the weather isn’t as frikkin’ cold as it was on March 1st.
@PC, RPG and PP – I’m thinking of you all and remembering the good times at the Paris Theatre!!
Let’s see if this link works. The ladies are lining up to get a look at the pretty. I just know their girlie bits are getting all tingly – or they’re just not normal!
http://www.radissonedwardian.co.uk/leicester-sq-webcam-large.html
Robitized – you’ve got faster fingers than me, that’s for sure! Just call me Avis – I try harder.
Hey, wouldn’t that make a good Rob slogan??
CRAPP!!! There is also a live mediafeed but I can’t get it to work…
http://www.squareimedia.com/rememberme/
Anybody have any luck???
LastHOOr…today my RobAss is firmly planted in my desk chair and I am dedicating it (my day and my RobAss) to nothing other than RobPerving, hence my keen attention to RobTweets and Rob sightings, LOL.
Avis is a good solid company!
I’m watching the live feed for thepremiere here
http://www.squareimedia.com/rememberme/
Binky its working now
Yeah, it’s not working for me – now I’m getting a server error message. I think there are too many H00rs trying to get a look at HHH – we’ve crashed the system…Twitter is total fail now too…..LMFAO!!
Just heard some screaming LOL but no sign of him yet. More people milling about outside.
Emilie is there
Happy St. Patty’s day!!
Got to experience a private performance yesterday by Bobby Long before his show in Dallas at Poor David’s Pub. Sooooo talented, sweet, beautiful, and sexy! His music is mesmerizing…
How private?
LMAO @ how private? then its all tumbleweeds from Hellokittee.
dee, your link is great!! Thanks for posting!
There he is
AHHHH THERE HE IS!!!!
OMG, The Pretty! GAH! He’s fucking divine! SIGH. And live. *licks monitor*
A FUCKING DORABLE!!!!
Is that the grey suit coat??? LOL
Can’t control the hOOrJizz. Those fingers in his hair…OMFG!
He is so gracious to his fans.
Dee, it looks like it doesn’t it?
OMG Screencaps of Rob on the Red Carpet:
http://thinkingofrob.com/2010/03/17/screencaps-of-robert-pattinson-on-the-red-carpet-at-the-premiere-of-remember-me-in-london-17032010/
God he’s laughing …he looks so happy
I could just eat him up. He’s beaming! I am so happy for him. And happy for me that I can watch him.
The cuteness is almost overwhelming. He can’t keep that hand out of his hair to save his life.
He looks so frikken cute!!! GAH!!!!!
I wonder if he’s ever autographed a hobo.
LMAO!!
hmm, I wonder…
We should totally stage HOBOGATE! Lets all flock to the same Bel ami premiere tie ourselfs up to the barriers with sexpenders and refuse to move until HHH has signed all our hobos!
wonder if he’d sign my knee-pads too… : P
I’m in!!!name the time and place…me and my hobo will be there!
I wanna go! I wanna go! I’ll bring my LongDuckDong.
Are there any h00rs out there who get the South East News in London? They’re at the premiere and are going to talk about “the boy from Barnes who’s setting the movie world alight” to quote them – it’s on in about 15 minutes (it’s now 6.30pm). Needless to say, I’m glued!
Rob Told skynews that he thought the premiere was at a little theater, and if he had known it was at leicester square ,he would have warn a tie LOL He cracks me up!
FINGER/JAW/SEX HAIR/EYELASH/ALL ROBS APPENDAGES PORN FTMFWWWWW!!!!!!!!
hes soo smiley : D
* melts into a pile of goo*
This live link is totally satisfying all my perving needs…. oh gawwdd he just licked his lips and fondled the sex hair at the same time..gaaahhh
*Lulu blacks-the-fuck-out*
ANY TIME .. ANY PLACE.. ANY WHERE …OOO..GOD.. !!!
http://r-patz-news-politics.blogspot.com/