What do I have to do to get you into a new Rob today? The Reader Edition

So last week I wrote about “selling” Rob to your non-believing friends. I asked you guys to give me your suggestions for slogans to help put a “Rob” in every household and I have to say you guys put me to shame. Your suggestions were hilarious. Special shout out to MelbieToast who I believe is responsible for all of todays graphic contributions, BRILLIANT!

SOLD, I'll take one big one to go.

the giggles after the pump…

DED

O.o

why yes he is...

...and RAoR...

It's gonna get bumpy ;-)

BEST.JEANS.EVER!

better than any HOBO!

TRUE Fact!

R-O-B!

Honorable Mentions

“Just Do it!”

‘Once you pop…you can’t stop…”

“mmm, mmm…good!”

“Put a tiger in your tank.”

“I’m lovin’ it.”

“Fun anyone?”

“Oh What a feeling!”

“Like a Rock.”

“We love to see you smile”

“Obey your thirst”

Shout out to:
Holdmeransom
MelbieToast
Christina4
Jpfree
Debbo
luvpattz and all the Angelz who came up with these gems!


About Just A Girl

I'm lit'rally just a girl with an small crush on Robert Pattinson...especially his butt ;) I just wanna bake him cookies & feed him cheeseburgers. Along with RAoR, I help run Belamifilm.com and WaterforElephantsfim.com , both labours of love. Shhh it's a secret but...I'd be chuffed if Rob quit his day job and became a full-time musician! Sing for me baby!
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415 Responses to What do I have to do to get you into a new Rob today? The Reader Edition

  1. Susie says:

    Those are ALL awesome!

    LOVE ‘the ultimate driving machine’ … for the ride of your life, eh? ;)

  2. LastH00rStanding says:

    I’ll be back…must take care of something first.

    Those pics and comments got everything all worked up!!! Gah!

    Thud.

    Damn, where I’d put that “small appliance?”

    • rtpgirl says:

      You’re not kidding! The Ultimate Driving Machine? *THUD*…just….*THUD*

      ((hugs)) ;)

    • LastH00rStanding says:

      Huge hug back to you rtpgirl! Dragged myself away from ff to have another quick look at all the pretty.

      *le sigh*

      But it’s getting late even for me. Time to close my eyes and rest. Who am I kidding? I’ll be all horizontal and that will get me to thinking about someone I’d just luv to be horizontal with and what I would do with that amazing sex god if I had the chance…

      Flatlined again…. beeeeeeep………

  3. music4debbo says:

    Nice work Melbie! You always work so hard to bring us such beautifully tweaked Rob pictures. Thank you.

    • MelbieToast says:

      Thank you debbo and THANK YOU JAG for featuring my graphic contributions to selling Rob, I am honored! That was so much fun – I kind of went crazy that night, LOL. Oh and the ‘Ride of your Life” isn’t one I did… I can’t remember who did it but it is FAB!

    • FluffyLiz says:

      *sticks hand up shyly* That one was mine, Melbie.

    • robitized says:

      Yes, Melbie. You know you make my day every day! Thank you for bringing me out of the darkness and into the RobLight.

    • Sus says:

      I’m w/you, Debbo! I lurve Melbie and all her fine pics! She’s a hard-working PattinhOOr! Makes the Pretty, well, prettier!

      Not been around much…missed all you hOOrs….RL is a big, big BEOTCH!! I hope after this weekend, things will calm down.

      Rob was awesome, f*ckhawt at the UK premiere tonight….

      EP updated, and if you’re reading it, hang on to your hats…it’s bumpy and the shizz!

  4. Capitu says:

    Naked Rob on a bed ~ every girl should have one…
    =)

  5. Shae says:

    lmfao you guys are awesome and that “Any time, Any place, Any where” pic is straight sex omg *fans self* and the “ride of your life” one kinda creeps me out a little and idk why. LOL

  6. Jolori says:

    Great slogans!! Melbie your pics are f*ckhawt! I can’t choose a fav so I’ll take em all :) I think I can make room for them on my wall somewhere ;)

    I can’t see much right now, so I am gonna have to call it a night, things are startin to get blurry but I wish you all a lovely night/day my Angelz!

  7. ihopatz says:

    Head meet desk *THUD* repeat as necessary!

    It should be illegal for one man to be so f*cking perfectly delicious.

  8. rtpgirl says:

    I’d spend my life’s savings to buy one of each!!!!

    *ScrollsBackUpToStareAtThePretty*

    *DROOL*

  9. writerinmydreams007 says:

    These are all awesome!! I’m in desperate need of a peak into those button down jeans of his!! Just a teensy, weensy, little peak!! UNF!

    • beckys76 says:

      Oh me too, I want to rip those puppies off with my teeth. ONE BUTTON AT A TIME!!

    • writerinmydreams007 says:

      One…button…at…a…time… *moans*

      I’m pretty sure I’d have to save that for the second time I got into his pants. There is NO way I could take my sweet fucking time like that the first time… *shakes head* No freakin way!! Unf…

  10. TwiNicole says:

    The Ride of Your Life…..:D

  11. pattinslut says:

    “Nothing comes between me and my button flys”
    What I wouldn’t give to see proof of that with my own eyes…….thud!

  12. louise says:

    loving the melts in your mouth. oh the happiest of happy trails, i’ll do a treasure hunt down that one for sure!!!!!

  13. TessANZ says:

    Awesome selection
    Primed perfection
    Each pitch indisputable
    Rob is so saleable
    What else is a h00r to do
    But give up and give in too
    Surrender to his surging tide
    Become a Robfoam bride
    Spending all our money
    On our Sugar baby
    Those of us about to die penniless
    Proclaim utter devotion to Rob irregardless…

    • Capitu says:

      I loved your ‘comment’ TessANZ ~ only a MAN like this one can make us feel so poetic…
      Btw, I cannot keep my eyes from the ‘melt in your mouth’ one… Hmm…
      GAH!

      (Oh, I love this site ~ I’m a longtime lurker)

    • spunkransomlover says:

      Hi Capitu, welcome to the party!

  14. ap says:

    Usually I prefer to read and laugh my butt off, but this post remind me to make a special request of you ladies. Please write to Alan Coulter and request All the deleted sex scenes on the DVD. I think if anyone can do it, it you guys. Please!

    • Capitu says:

      ap ~

      If you are talking about ‘Remember Me’s’ deleted scenes… YES, yes, please! All deleted scenes on the DVD!
      I wanna see WHY he needed that modesty patch… It must be there!…
      O.M.Rob, my mind is already so in the gutter and I have lots of work waiting…

      Have a wonderful day, Ladies!
      Muah!

  15. Those are great, Ladies!!

  16. TessANZ says:

    The mention of Remember Me
    Gives me RobHeartBurn seriously…

    Today is like any other
    Same old view in same old weather
    My feelings are predictably constant
    Same old obsession for same Rob Pattinson

    Looking forward to another view
    “Remember Me” session eight plus two
    Every screening just as rewarding
    Every scene with him still as riveting

    Some critics blast his angst and brood
    When he’s merely faithful to typical mood
    Of young men in similarly troubling waters
    He is true to the roles, he never wavers

    Other critics take to question
    If positive responses are purely fan adulation
    Or whether audience numbers might actually reflect
    Rob’s creative talent, mass appeal and deep intellect

    So what’s new for Rob nonbelievers
    Same old critics and same old haters
    Robert will long remain a target
    For those trying to explain his market

    Yes, he is adored and coveted by many
    Teenybopper, adult, mom and granny
    Tyler says in one of the earlier scenes
    “That’s fine,” he states, “I can do teens”

    Oh, Mr. Robert Pattinson, my handsome dear
    You most certainly “can do teens” and more, sir!
    And, hear this from a formerly-young cougar,
    You most absolutely “can do” ANY ONE for sure!

    So, today is like any other
    Same old query same old bother
    How to self-medicate and do effective therapy
    To relieve the HeartBurn Rob creates in me!

    ***sigh***
    one more sleep for English h00rs!!! Yeah!!!

  17. TessANZ says:

    Who is here?

  18. TessANZ says:

    One more sleep for our English Robcommunity
    To enjoy Remember Me!!
    !!!Yeah!!!

    Today is like any other
    Same old view in same old weather
    My feelings are predictably constant
    Same old obsession for same Rob Pattinson

    Looking forward to another view
    “Remember Me” session eight plus two
    Every screening just as rewarding
    Every scene with him still as riveting

    Some critics blast his angst and brood
    When he’s merely faithful to typical mood
    Of young men in similarly troubling waters
    He is true to the roles, he never wavers

    Other critics take to question
    If positive responses are purely fan adulation
    Or whether audience numbers might actually reflect
    Rob’s creative talent, mass appeal and deep intellect

    So what’s new for Rob nonbelievers
    Same old critics and same old haters
    Robert will long remain a target
    For those trying to explain his market

    Yes, he is adored and coveted by many
    Teenybopper, adult, mom and granny
    Tyler says in one of the earlier scenes
    “That’s fine,” he states, “I can do teens”

    Oh, Mr. Robert Pattinson, my handsome dear
    You most certainly “can do teens” and more, sir!
    And, hear this from a formerly-young cougar,
    You most absolutely “can do” ANY ONE for sure!

    So, today is like any other
    Same old query same old bother
    How to self-medicate and do effective therapy
    To relieve the HeartBurn Rob creates in me!

  19. MelbieToast says:

    Good Morning dear ladies of RAoR! And thank you so much JAG for featuring my “graphic contributions” to your fabulous post about “selling Rob” to our friends…that was so much fun!! (“Ride of Your Life” was done by someone else, and it is fantastic.) We could continue to come up with slogans to sell Rob until the end of days, he is so awesome!!!

    Well of course I’ve been working on more enhanced photos for my dear H00rs, and this is kind of a variety, but I hope you enjoy :-)

    How about a different angle on this gorgeous shot of Rob from the Another Man photoshoot?

    http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/Another%20Man%20Photoshoot/0730_AnotherManRotate2.jpg

    OMG I really love this one – Rob’s belt buckle is NOT buckled (of course!)…and GAH I love that leather jacket on him…

    http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/Another%20Man%20Photoshoot/0736_AnotherManHCCrop.jpg

  20. robskitty says:

    i didn’t see my favorite slogan: “it’s not how long you make it, it’s how you make it long” *wink, wink* but these are all great!! thanks for giving me a smile!

  21. tiffanized says:

    I’ll take two. Is there a bulk discount on Rob?

  22. FluffyLiz says:

    Hey JAG … *looks down, toes ground and glances up through eyelashes* “Ride of your life” was my rather impoverished contribution – Melbie’s brilliant slogans, allied to those fuckhawt pix have to take 1st, 2nd and 3rd prizes for creativity and artistry.

    That was a brilliant day when all the h00rs were coming up with such funny and clever ideas for selling Rob. Thanks for putting them all together and, despite not being credited, I’m pleased as punch you used mine in today’s post – it’s made me all smiley.

    • SmittenByaBrit says:

      Hey Fluff! Are you going to try to get down to the premiere tonight?!?!!

    • FluffyLiz says:

      No chance Smittie. I haven’t walked more than 50 metres for the last 3 weeks and I’m certainly not going to use a movie premiere in Leicester Square as my first major outing. I know I joked about it last week, and if I had won tickets I would definitely make the effort, but just to struggle up there and stand in the cold for hours on end (which I know I can’t do) on the slim chance of seeing anything just isn’t going to fly, I’m afraid. Ah well, maybe they will have a premiere for BA in London.

    • SmittenByaBrit says:

      It totally slipped my mind that you weren’t able to go! :( *crossing fingers for BA*

    • JenUK says:

      I’ve been pretty pissed off at work all day, the only place I wanna be right now is Leicester Square. I know for certain that I will be definitely going to the Eclipse and Bel Ami premieres.

  23. luvpattz says:

    Beautiful pics

    I want a poster of them all in my room

    especially “It’s what’s up front that counts” :)

  24. venussleeping says:

    I cant choose a fav, they are so good:-)

    I notice from Melbies pics of the bafta’s and NM prem up above, that Rob as deff put some beefy goodness on his face.. and I like it !!

  25. checkedout says:

    It’s gotta be “The Ultimate Driving Machine” but I do love that melty feeling in my mouth…… I’m more intrigued with the love, madness and obsession thing. The above pics push me right off the fucking cliff from love to madness!!! Damn, thanks fluffy and melbie and, most of all, our dominatrix supreme….JAG!!

  26. DeeDreamer16 says:

    Woo – these are all sooo good it’s really hard to pick a fave! I think that perhaps Best.Jeans.Ever is the winner….lord I could stare at that and salivate for hours on end. (“Could??” DID!! #WhoamIkidding)

    Hilarious and such pretteh to look at this morning….thanks Melbie for the visuals! YUM.

    Have a great day Angelz!
    ~DD ;)

  27. VintageRobLover says:

    OMG…I’m in a RAoR post! Squeee! I submitted “Nothing comes between me and my button-flys.”

    That was one of those days when NOTHING got done at work ’cause I had to keep checking back to see what everyone was posting. This place is so much fun.

    Melbie, thank you for the great graphics.
    I don’t comment much, but I enjoy all the pics you supply.

    • miniaturemom12 says:

      That one is my favorite. I remember that slogan and our boy could totes be in the new campaign. Can’t stop staring.

  28. music4debbo says:

    MELBIE and everybody….
    There’s 74 beautiful, HUGE pictures of Rob on “The Early Show”….that are so pretty. Not all the pictures are great, but there’s more than we saw around and these are HUGE. The one I have chosen here is in the slideshow, so just CLICK IT to make it bigger (twss)….but when you go back, click the slide show, or the thumbnail icon because there’s a lot there.

    MELBIE, I wish you would tweak some of THESE because the colors are so beautiful with Rob’s skin.

    http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=698&pos=62

  29. ihopatz says:

    So I wake up and have some yogurt for breakfast, and I remember the Yoplait slogan “It is so good” Or better yet, the old slogan “C’est si bon”.

    Then I imagine Rob and yogurt white, creamy….eating yogurt sweet, smooth…saying “C’est si bon”, with f*ck me eyes and Rome hair…yeah, I’m going back to bed…

  30. Alice87 says:

    I have no words for how much I love this post! *sigh*

    The Button-Flys D.I.E.D me…. *thud*

    Three words:
    BEST. JEANS. EVER.

  31. drizl says:

    Squeee… Hawt pictures of Rob and a chapter of Hockeyward! What a way to start the day. I love the button flys…slides off chair..

    And now I’m off to the gym to do my RAoR workout so I don’t get fluffy

  32. binky1 says:

    Okay, so I’m a bit of a techtard but I just figured out how to put wallpaper on my netbook (i know, i know). Now I’m looking at VF HHH lying on the bed in various poses – GAHD…what a terrific way to start Humpday Wednesday of March Break.

    Have a great day H00rs – I’m off to feed the chickadees with 4 kidlets and then off to McDs for a “nutritious” St.Patty’s Day lunch…damn I wish they still had those green shakes!!

  33. HeidiForReal says:

    Haha, these are all kinds of awesome!! I can’t choose a favorite, I think. Espescially now, sitting in the bus. Where’s my hobo??

  34. Christa64c says:

    ” Any time… Any place… Any where…”
    Yes, yes and god yes!!!!!

  35. SmittenByaBrit says:

    Those are great! Love it!

    So I had another Robdream last night. I dream just about every night and here lately I’ve been having nightmares. Last night was the first night I had a good dream in weeks, thanks to HHH! ;)

    The dream wasn’t rated R or anything but it was sweet. I walked into a room where Rob and a few of my friends/family were sitting around hanging out and laughing. He was sitting on the couch, all casual with jeans, tee & the beanie (OCDR!). I walked right up to him and sat on the floor next to his feet and laid my head on his knee, wrapped my arms around his legs. He was telling a joke & everyone was cracking up. I just sat there staring up at his face, he was so charming, adorable. He was rubbing my head & playing with my hair. Every minute or so he’d glance down at me & give me the sweetest smile or wink at me. *le sigh*

    It was wonderful! I guess if I can’t have my husband adore me then I get Rob’s adoration in my dreams. Fair trade, right? ;)

  36. dee says:

    Good Lord The Button Flys killed me and I saw nothing else. Oh except It’s Whats Up Front That Counts Jeebus help me.
    Mm Mm Good!!!!

    UK girls is today the Remember Me London Premiere?????

    Becky get the spank bank ready more pics LOL!!!!!

  37. somanywards says:

    Well…Good Morning Sunshine…
    “”"RomeRob 204 055 = HOCKEYWARD!”"”
    MissAp.of Bella Swan updated today!!!!!
    I LOVE WEDNESDAYS!!!!!!

  38. saplife4me says:

    Woot Woot!! I feel my pervin mojo cumming back! I was just trying to stuff my big ole corn beef into my crockpot and it wouldn’t fit #twss, and of course all roads lead to Rob. I was like, “I would love to stick his corn beef in my. . . WAIT, my perv is back!!!” *jumping up and down, while doing happy dance*

    I’ll be back laters, gotta go get all the durty deets from RM on the NYC h00rtour!! Woo Hoo!!

    Also, must spend some “alone time” with all those pretties *points up* Ahhhhh, spring has sprung, and my lady bits are going B-O-I-N-G!!! Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. . .

    • Christa64c says:

      YEAH, Sap has her perv back!!!!! ““I would love to stick his corn beef in my. . . ” lol
      Wow, you’re perv does not mince words. You know, Rob is Irish so I’m guessing he might be looking for a place to stuff his corn beef into. Oh, god did I just say that? Hey, look at me, I just used a beef product as a metaphor for sex. My mom would be so proud.

    • Blacklaceandredlips says:

      Woah woah woah go back there now and slow it down for the irish girl who drank her entire fsmily’s body weight in alcohol last night!

      Rob is Irish???

      I want details sweet angel…details!!!

    • spunkransomlover says:

      I’ll take a nice big, long, hot and throbbing piece of Rob’s….WTF was I talking about again? Oh yeah, Rob’s corn beef, that’s right! ;)

    • imamess says:

      Oh yeah…corned beef is where it’s at! Especially if it’s Rob’s.

      Are we going to get any of those durty deets?

  39. dee says:

    I have an all roads lead to Rob story …
    Yesterday I was at school and I have a student that is having a hard time…no social skills and he to clings to me….
    His name is Robbie but that’s not the story.
    Yesterday he refused to go out to the playground without me. Well I finally convinced him to go and told him I would be out in a few.When I got out the door he was standing behind the DUMPSTERS!!!
    I said ROBBIE get away from the DUMPSTERS! They are filthy…Then I realized what I said and doubled over laughing …of course he thought I was nuts but all I could see was all of you with your knee pads at the ready!!!! ROFL
    He’s even at school with me!!!!

  40. bbbee says:

    No need to sell me Rob…I’ll buy him no matter what!!

    …but please sign me up for “the ride of your life” *sigh* I wish!!!

    <3

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