So I’ve noticed lately I’m starting to feel a little fat fluffy…you know, when clothes are starting to feel a little tight, when your muffin top is not on your breakfast plate. You get what I’m saying right? Let’s face it, I’m no FAT JESUS and I can’t pull off a beer gut, so it’s time to take some action not really as if what ev.
I think it’s time to start the Official RAoR Fit Club...not the one where we sit around ogling RobPorn and typing while we sip out wine, beer, liquor *giggle* (Although that is my fave workout) A real fit club where we use Rob to inspire us to greatness. Here are a few suggestion so inspire you and me to Get Fit RAoR style!
What you’ll need:
Your fave RobPorn Magazines
At least 4 Edward Cullen Dolls
A chair
A Drool towel
Some Kicky 80s leg warmers
Water bottle full of whiskey erm according to Ke$ha
A Durtay Imagination!
WARM UP
The PORN-Up er I mean PUSH-Up teehee
the rest of the workout after I pump Rob up…
Workout music?
LOWER BODY
The RPattz Lap-Dance Squat
UPPER BODY
The CULLEN Curl
CARDIO
The Mad Dash to ROB
COOL DOWN
Relaxation & Fantasy Visualization
CARDIO with the CULLENS O.o
DISCLAIMER: I will not be held responsible for anyone ritarded enough to think this workout is real…just saying.
LMMFAO. The RPattz Lap Dance Squat HAS to be my favorite of all times…I’ll do that at the gym tomorrow…thanks for the new moves, JAG!
ENJOY!
Jesus.. LMFAO!!!!
You girls rock!!!!!
I must say that this man is my undoing!!! WTF!!! S E X Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*SIGH*
Hi, sorry to be Off Topic, but I have urgent need of a fullsize shot of the Robcrotch mosaic, I think you call it Stained Glass at the Church of St. Mattress. If anybody can help a h00r out it would be appreciated!
Ask and you shall receive,
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/60929224.jpg
enjoy
Ah Becky, your spank bank never ever fails us! Thank you for answerring the call.
Your Welcum
CAN I GET AN AMEN???????
HAL-LE-FUCKING-LU-ROB for the ROB CROTCHES in our beautiful church window! Debbo bows her head….a moment of silence for the Rob crotches….3 ….2….1….
YES YES h00rs…..GO FORTH AND FUCK IN THE NAME OF THE ROB!!!!
AMEN!!!!!
CAN I GET AN AMEN???????????? FUCK YEAH….FUCK ME ROB!!!! AMEN!!!
Halleluah and Praise be to The Mattress!
Hallelujah! What better way to start your day, than on your knees ready to please!
Thanks for coming to our rescue – lol!! We NEEDED the enlarged [heh-heh] collage… BAD.
: )
Ha ha!! I love the Rpattz lap dance squat!! I need to start doing those stat!!
I think the lap dance squats should be UP….DOWN…..GRIND IT AROUND….UP ….down….GRIND IT AROUND! See? You have to use ALL of your muscles to tighten that inner muscle as well. Now..this time as you go….UP….DOWN….and GRIND IT AROUND….on Rob’s hardening cock….this time…>SQUEEZE YOUR INNER WALLS TIGHTELY…..hold 2 3 4….and release 2 3 4…and UP ….and DOWN…and GRIND IT AROUND….and ….hehehehhehe
I think Rob would enjoy this IMMENSELY….. Now, later tonight we will try this same exercise WITHOUT CLOTHES and he has to LIFT our hips UP AND DOWN….and GRIND IT AROUND….because we have to keep ROB’S strength up as well, don’t you agree ladies? I mean….we do love our Rob biceps and the only way I see to make them stronger is to force him to LIFT US UP….then SLAM our hips DOWN *****HARD****** and pause…..squeeze 2 3 4 and GRIND IT AROUND two three four….as we are grinding it around, I think it would be good for Rob to suck a nipple into his mouth to encourage us. Don’t you think? I mean to have a good workout there must be TEAM FUCKING WORK!!!!! AND Up…..and DOWNNNNNN and PAUSE and squeeze 2 3 4…and GRIND IT AROUND……2 3 4…and UPPPPP AND DOWN…..NOW HARDER THIS TIME….WITH EACH DOWNwARD MOTION….>PUSH DOWN HARDER…AND SLAMMMMMMMMMMMMM 2 3 4…….and SLAMMMMMMMMMM 2 3 4….and SLAMMMMMMMMMMMMM 2 3 4. OOOPS….Rob just spilt his load and I’m blacking out……..2 3….4…..THUD
THIS kind of exercise I could do ALL DAY, couldn’t you? Are you UP for it Rob?
hehehhehhehehehe
LOVE this song!!!!
I can’t get past the warm up! Having Rob under me might be the one thing that would get me to do push-ups!
LOL, I actually have everything on the list! Well, maybe one doll short.
OMFG!! I love your s/n!! bahahahaha!
Yup.. mines HA too Rob…
umm. whut? This isnt real?
lmao @ the Cullen workout @1:06 “Arizona flat…Olympic Coast”
Great post JAG… Im actually on a REAL diet, and Im thinking putting details mag on the ground while I do my push ups is actually a good idea. ‘Up – down – up – lick. up – down – up – lick.
I’m sitting here laughing my ass off while eating a bowl of ice cream- no lie LOL and the Lap Dance squat is the best HAHA.
That video was great! I’m a little winded now, though.
I was looking for the exercise that requires a Hobo, a Shamwow & a copy of Haunted Airman. It’s supposed to be some kind of squat thrust…
Oh, well, going back to my glass of sangria & all those luverly pix of RobRoy from today…
Of course I just sat down w/ my midnite snack-raisin bagel slathered w/ butter! Late nite carbs-Bad Bad Bad!
*shrugs shoulders* eh, I still look pretty good-though I will never be a skinny girl (and actually don’t want to be-no offense). However, since I got this new iPhone, I figure I can take it to the gym and watch Robvids while I run on the treadmill. That should def be inspiring! Let’s just hope I don’t fall off lol!
ROFLMFAO! Cardio with the Cullens My favorite move is the Jasper! LOL
Hey guys, thought you might want to know that videoeta.com has July as the estimated month of release for the Remember Me DVD.
I’ve been checking their site everyday since Friday, and now they have this up:
http://videoeta.com/movie.html?via=form&id=114041
It will be updated when they know the actual date. I’ve always found this site to be very reliable.
I guessed it would be sometime in July as well, as I’ve been noticing most movies being released on DVD around 4 months after theatrical release. Can’t wait!!! There’s a particular scene I want to play over and over and over again… I’m sure I don’t have to tell you which.
I just want it NOW!!!
OFF Topic, Ok Ladies, I would like a FF Rec, Edward/Bella or Rob…something w/o a lot of Angst, a good love story, lemons are a must… what ya got?
hmmmm. well, don’t know if any of my rec’s'll work for you. plus, i’m new to the ff game, so most of what i read you’ve probably already read. that being said, i love all of the below for very different reasons (in no particular order):
~ the acclimation diaries by boo boo kitty (lots of lemons) – you can try the companion one shot ‘show me’ to get a taste if you prefer
~ hide & drink by savage – darkward
~ clipped wings & inked armor by hunterhunting – tattward
~ university of edward mason by sebastien robichaud – professorward (all human)
~ never sleep in a strange man’s bed by wyndrngy (all human)
~ blood lust by awesomesauce i liked in the beginning, but it’s gotten a little too domward for me.
good luck! jsyk – i only read on twilighted and they have some interesting search options as well as top ten lists to pick from. i’ve had pretty good luck with all of the above as well as recs from readers here.
Give me your e-mail beckys76 and I’ll send you the motherload of fuckhot….”THE OFFICE”. Don’t think I have your e-mail, but if you want it, just ask. Someone was kind to me, it’s time to pass it along….spread the “precious”. LOL
OMFG Debbo you have the office please send that to me!!!
beckyluvstwilight@hotmail.com
I have read it but I want to read it again
Thanks Mostlylurking I have not read all of those!!;)
beckys76….OK HONEY, I just sent it.
Thank you, *kisses Debbo’s feet* Thank you
debbo drags beckys76 up off the floor….now cut that out. Here, have a beer.
Debbo – I hate to be a party-pooper, but don’t forget that Christina (tby789) does visit RAoR and she has asked for The Office not to be circulated. It’s a bummer, I know, but I think we have to respect her wishes.
@mostlylurking – you’ve listed most of my current reading list.
I guess pervy minds really do think alike.
Liz, I did not know that. I will not send it anyone else. I will respect her wishes.
Leg warmers, images of Flashdance and the water scene, that’s a workout I’d like to do for Rob <3
This Ke$ha song kills me…I set it as my ringtone and got the weirdest looks.
Ok, I'll try the workout JAG…I said TRY…
LMFAO The RPattz Lap-Dance Squat… yeah, I think I could work that one into my routine.
Ya know, my nonexistent one…
omg, jag, where the fuck do you find this stuff??? the cardio with the cullens is seriously creepy though totally hilarious.
the only problem with the lap dance squat are that her knees are together – to perform this properly, the knees must part, lol ;-D
and, the idea of rob push ups just might finally get me up off my ass and actually doing some. nice, thanks!
Will someone please tell me the name of the artist and song playing? must have for my ipod when doing RAoR workout!
It is “Take It Off” By Ke$ha
OMG Love it Ha ha I’ve Been laggin on working out ….All My Shows comin back on …….I Soo Wanna Do The Rpattz Lap Dance Squat He He Too Bad I ‘d don’t have pole in my room Since all My walls are filled Robness He He Just sayin for the CARDIO
ummmm, tn, pole is not needed – try dancing against the wall instead. it’s pretty hot and lots of fun. if you’ve got lots of robness on the walls, just think of the fun you’ll have rubbing your body all over his pics. ::blushing:: ummmm, well, you get the idea, right?
FUCK…..debbo speaks like a model…..does this mean I have to throw up the stromboli I ate earlier? hehehhehehhhe
Rob just called me and said he’s NOT GIVING UP his full fat HOT POCKETS. He sees no point in the lean hot pockets and he said he’s NOT giving up his heineken either. He is however willing to do lots and lots of pushups if someone would lie under him and encourage him…you know….it’s important to encourage each other…….LOL I’m volunteering…anybdy want the job tomorrow? I think Rob should do his pushups EVERY DAY, don’t you? Who wants tomorrow’s job as trainer for Rob? MEMEMMEMEMEMMEMEMMEMEMEM
Me, me me! But I want him to do squats on me. “That’s it Rob baby, put those long legs one either side of me and bring them down slowly. Oh, and I forgot to tell, you this exercise works much better if you’re not wearing any pants.”
No pants…..DAMN RIGHT BABY. hehehehehhehhehee He’ll have a “kickstand” that way so he won’t fall over as well.
Oh the Rob thighs….flexing….squeezing……3….2….1….THUD
I’m free all wkend for push-up practice!! Tbh if its Rob thn I’m free for the rest of my life
Thank you Jag. Since laughing burns off 1.3 calories a minute I was able to burn 9.19 calories while watching Cardio with the Cullens.
Do they make a DIET Stoli? LOL
Debbo, would you send me a copy of the office? Tipperok@sbcglobal.net I would be forever grateful!!!
pattinslut,
Just sent “The Office” to you.
Still longing for “The Bella Swan diaries”. I guess I never will get it….sob.
I got it!!! Thank you Debbo. You’re the best!!
Debbo, can u send me a copy of The Office as well??
silhouettesister09@gmail.com
i would be oh so grateful!
Can someone send me a copy of the Remeber Me script? My email is tipperok@sbcglobal.net
You Got Mail!!
Smooches!!!! Thank you so much!!
If this is a real Fat Club, then shouldn’t we have a weigh in once a week?! Every Tuesday you have to come on RAoR and announce how many pounds you’ve lost (or put on) and receive your applause from fellow h00rs (ha! that rhymes.)
I’m in.
OH MAN….I just read the update for the fan fiction: “Master Of the Universe”> WTF? Never in my wildest dreams would I think he’d go THAT route. FUCK. Broken? I hope not. sigh. Now she’s being mean. He’s been trying so hard…. Sigh. Patience….
IKR?Bella’s attitude pissed me off aswell….he helped lauren out and showed compassion so that must mean shes inadequate and he doesn’t really love her!JFC….sometimes I just wanna slap FF Bellas!If she rejects him now 75 chapters of progress will have been for nothing!
That update left me like :0 !! I die for this friggin fic but I NEVER thought he would go there! It’s kind of amazing that he did that, the biggest submission (literally) to Bella he could have given!
I wouldn’t mind Domward kneeling in front of me…. er…. just sayin!
MoTU updated??? Why am I not getting these notifications!!!!
Laters Baby!
OMG! Just read the update! Wow – just – Wow!!! She better update soon – she can’t leave us hanging like that!!!
Oh I was totally shocked! I definitely didn’t see that coming! I’m dying to see what Bella does now, will she talk him out of his submission, or will she take the opportunity to dominate him? Oh Gawd, I hope Icy doesn’t take too long with the next update, I don’t know how long I can wait to find out!
ME TOO!! I was so shocked! I lOVED the way Icy described how Lauren and Edward interacted, how she fell to her knees and was totally submissive. I can understand how awful this must make Bella feel, how inadequate in a way. But as you all said – wtf is wrong with her, why does she always threaten him to leave? and edward going sub as a last attempt to keep her, I got chills when I read it! I have honestly never wanted/needed an update in MotU this bad before aaahhhhhrrrr!!!
yaay an MoTU debate-I liked the chr, B did so piss me off, I’m so bored of the ‘bitch bitch whine moan bitch’ side of her tht is portrayed. I heart Fifty so hard and I did kinda like the fact he was on his knees all submissive like….’Fifty, worship my feet, trail kisses up my legs until you reach the top, bite and suck my thigh, slide your tongue out and………’ shizz, forgot where I was for a min thn.
I an intrigued about what he said to Lauren, she obv still sees herself as E’s sub which is why he was ‘petting’ her hair-I think its the only way she would listen.
Tell you what, can som1 let Icy know I will take Fifty off Bella’s moaning ungrateful hands…would let him kneel before me and I’d make a good sub for Robward!!
….have read it 5 times… and when I get to the end…GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I’m almost having anxiety attacks becuz if she has to edit next ch am sad to think of Fifty on the floor in edit : (
OMFG!!!! When I saw that MOTU updated, I tried not to read any spoilers and went straight to it!
I definitely finished the chapter with my mouth hanging OPEN! I could just feel his panic and his pain, I almost teared up, and yeah, why is Bella being such a BEOTCH??
He handled the Lauren situation pretty damn good and now she is out of the picture and being taken care of. Shouldn’t Bella recognize how caring and good Edward is by taking care of people like that and keeping Bella safe?
So she was upset because he had a connection with Lauren, so f*cking what? He has done all these things for her, even Lauren recognizes it. I really just wanted to smack Bella. My poor Fifty..
I hope the update is soon!!
I can understand that she felt sick watching edward and laurens dom/sub game. remember she was a virgin when they met, and in the story that means only a few months back (weeks?!)!
also that it feels very weird being a look-a-like of all the brown haired brown eyed tiny little women that edward likes to dominate.
but after all they have gone through together and with all the progress they have done – she is being such a baby. just pleeaaase be with him.
I want to see what reaction icy decides bella is going to have of edward acting sub – I NEEED THE UPDATE!!
I just started this one, I read it in like 2 days, and OMG the ending of this chapter just…made me so devastated for him. I think she really broke him this time.
Bella better fix this, because if she doesn’t so help me god I’m going to be right there with Mrs. Robinson beating the shit out of her. Gah this is why I can’t read WIP. Update Update Update!
Off topic…don’t shoot.
) and not too flat like it was in NM. I know they still want to keep him slightly really pale, but I’m grateful the lipstick isn’t as obvious as it was before. He looks BEYOND delicious and I personally, getting in line, would like to lick him from top to bottom. 
Debbo hands out deli numbers again to lick Robward.
We were just talking on Twitter about how much better the makeup is on “Edward” (Rob) in the movie Eclipse from the stills we’ve seen. They always had too much lipstick on him before. I mean, fuck, they can’t hurt Rob’s looks no matter what they did, because he’s beyond beautiful, but hell, he looked like a fucking mime. Even Rob hated the makeup. It looks so much better in Eclipse and his hair is perfect as well. Not too bouffant (spoken with a french accent
http://twitpic.com/18wnnz
Well Wifey, it looks like we’re the only two H00rs in this line up, so let’s lick away!
Tongue out waiting to lick!!
Count me in for a damn good lick.
Aw, damn traffic! Can’t believe it took me so long to get in line!
Still reading “Don’t forget to remember me”…..still to many I love yous in there, but the lemons are hot and the story will progress….so I’m in it for the duration.
tby789 says she’s reading this one now and I love her writing and opinions, so I’m going to read it next. If she likes it, it must be a good story. It’s only 5 chapters in however, but wtf.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5480253/1/Innocence_Is_Dripping_Red
Is anybody reading “Water For Elephants”? I’m thinking of ordering it from amazon…..sounds fascinating.
debbo- I started reading Water for Elephants last week. Very good so far and I can totally visualize Rob as Jacob (not THAT Jacob) as I read. Reminds me of The Notebook in a way – you’ll see why if you read it. I found my copy at Borders for a buy one, get one half off deal so I bought my daughter Precious and Water for Elephants for myself. Let me know what you think if you decide to read it.
I read W4E and it’s really good! I can totally see Rob playing Jacob! I can’t wait for it!!!
am reading W4E but thinking maybe I’ll stop because I don’t want it to taint me when I see it on the BIG screen??? I can always resume after…
but can totally see Rob as Jacob…
I’m about a third of the way through and I’m lovin’ it!!!
Like PC and soccermom, I’m totally seeing Rob as Jacob.
I was on the fence about reading it before the movie, but now I’m glad I am.
please please send me the office and i will owe you big i swear in my Rob’s honour!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maria.linariti13@gmail.com
DAMN….I’m always “between shifts” on here. There’s a time like from 2:30 am to like 7:00 am EST on east coast of america where the Brits aren’t up and posting yet and the americans are all asleep in their wee wittle beds creaming (freudian slip) …lol….dreaming Rob dreams…..and hell, I don’t know about the NZ folks an the others….but nobody posts now. And here I sit “playing with myself” as usual. I want my wifey SPUNKRANSOMLOVER and it’s not her time to post now either. ;( Even twitter dies now and I’m not even much of a twit bitch. It’s my last resort for seeking company online….
Repeat after me: “GET A LIFE”. LOL Some day I will learn how to be a day person like the rest of you h00rs. But I had an appointment yesterday and hit rush hour and now I know why I’m a musician gigging at night. How you guys deal with that every day, twice a day is beyond me.
Well, guess I’ll go look at my new Rob porn, watch some YouTube videos of music and read another chapter of my FAN FIC story I’m reading.
As usual, my best friend and companion is music. YouTube is never ending of old retro music. Sigh.
Thanks for following me on tawtter, by the way!!
Awww debbo, I know it sucks that we are in different time zones! I always try to stay up late to be here at the same time as you, but depending on what I have done that day, I often find it hard(twss) to keep my eyes open! So I just end up going to bed, waking up early, and coming(twhs) here in the morning instead!
i don’t know about that but
Don’t Forget To Remember Me is PERFECT!!!!!!!!!
You should all read it !
Trust me!
i love DFTRM!!! i’m just a bit worried about the ending now cuz she still hasn’t remembered and i feel like Olivia is gonna wait till the end to have it happen… like that’s gonna be the ending… and they are already getting married… it’s just worrying me! but i love olivia’s stories! did u read BT? amazing!
OFF TOPIC and not Rob, but a pretty song….
You all probably know this song, but it’s one of my favorite songs. It’s so peaceful and delicate and reminds me of really soft love making….
It’s called: “HOLLAND” by Sufjan Stevens. I like to listen to acoustic music like this or real traditional jazz late at night. It suits the night mood….give it a try. Turn out the lights….
Debbo’s favorite quote musically speaking…
“Music is only as fine as the silence it is compared to”. This song kind of demonstrates that nicely….
Please wear good headphones. ….
Deb thanks thats beautiful I love stuff like this! I so sick of the same old crap.
beautiful – thanks debbo!
That song is so beautiful! Thanks Wifey!
The Brits will know this singer/songwriter. Legendary acoustic singer/songwriter NICK DRAKE. I could listen to his music all night. So sweet….one of my all time favorites. Heath Ledger was into his music as well. He’s been used for A LOT of movie soundtracks the past few years and so americans have really found him that way. Twenty years ago I didn’t know who he was, but when I found him, I was obsessed. Beautiful…..another delicate soul.
Another beautiful song. Thanks Wifey!
I’m thinking any health benefits I derive from this workout will be negated by all the cigarettes I smoke after the “Relaxation & Fantasy Visualization” session.
LMAO & Ditto.
Most of you know this, but according to an interview Rob gave last year, from his mouth, he said this was his favorite song. Dunno about the video footage, but the song is nice.
nite Sorry I disrespected.
Sigh I think I listened to this for six months straight. Its so funny …I was a Van fan when I was a kid…younger than Rob even so it warms my heart to know he’s his favorite artist. Astral Weeks, Moondance …sigh
Thanks for posting. That voice wraps around your soul in a tight embrace while your mind takes you into a world that is inhabited by the amazing visuals of his lyrics. Van cannot be listened to in passing, he must be savored.
I have loved Van Morrison for years, too. I love the song “Beside You” but my all time fave VM song has always been “Into The Mystic”!
I’m with you srl…it’s “Into the Mystic”, or, on a sunny warm day like today “Brown Eyed Girl”. Makes me nostalgic…
Hey JAG – Can we assume you have tested all these moves before unleashing them on the h00rs? I mean, is that you doing push-ups LOL?!
**H00R WARNING**
Please ensure you cover your RobPorn of choice with good quality, heavy duty cling film/food wrap before even attempting these moves.
I tried doing the Mad Dash at Rob using CardboardWard (who, incidentally, looked like he was having none of it, the sulky minx) but just ended up bashing my knee on the corner of the telly. The upside is that this balances out my painful bits by giving me something to think about between my poxy hip and my crappy foot.
As some of you know, I changed my eating habits this time last year, resulting in a total weight loss to date of 46lbs (which, admittedly, pales into insignificance when compared to IGD’s efforts). However, since my back problem manifested last October and now my fucking foot is broken I have been unable to do any exercise. I’m still losing weight but now I’m starting to look like a sodding melted candle – so maybe I need to feel the RobBurn …. oh shit, that sounds like Rob giving me a urinary tract infection (although the means by which he gave it to me might be worth the burning, agonising pain when I pee) … and now I need to STFU because I’m babbling and slightly deranged (too many late nights, too much ff, the shock of what happened at the end of the latest chapter of MotU … it all adds up!)
That ending on MotU really fucked with my head Liz! It’s the first time in 75 chapters that I hated it! X
Wow! Great work on your FitClub efforts, Fluffy! You go, woman! Hope your foot heals quickly and you don’t have to have that melty candle feeling for too long…
Sue – You know what’s weird? I actually loved it the ending to MoTU’s latest chapter. I thought it was crazy and totally unexpected, but I thought it really helped us (and Bella) get into Edward’s ‘head space’ — I’m super curious to see what her reaction is going to be. He really is damaged goods, you know? *sigh*
Have a great day, Angelz!!
Liz, 46 pounds is amazing!!! never mind me, you have to take credit for that, you deserve it cos you have obviously worked so hard. congratulations and you know i know how hard it is to do it.
DD:
I know what you mean, just looking at the reviews there is a real split in opinion. It shows how invested (read: obsessed) we become in these fics! I hated it because I’m getting more and more fed up with Bella and her whining (“I’m so insecure” – “I’m leaving, again, even though I promised I wouldn’t do that to you again” – “I#m not what you want”) aaaargh!!!
Christ, what more does he have to do? He’s making all the compromises and she always behaves as if he is always in the wrong, when the way she is written, she clearly has plenty of issues of her own that she rarely owns up to.
Okay, reminding myself now that it’s not real!!! X
Im at work I havent read it yet, will check it out when I get home but I dont like the sounds of what Im hearing about it?
LMAO Sue, repeat after me ‘its not real, its not real’ thats the sign of a good story though when it sucks you in so bad you actually have a lot invested in the characters and the outcome.
IGD:
Make sure you put on your big girl knicks first…….
I really have lost the fucking plot when I can’t get a fic out of my head – there really is no hope…..
X
Fluffy 46 pounds is just brilliant!! Please tell me your secret? Im struggling atm because I have given up smoking and I always seem to want something in my mouth. I laughed my head off at your melted candle quote … after three kids that just how I look at myself lol *sigh*
Sue I couldn’t agree more!Seriously he shows compassion towards Lauren and she makes it all about herself..as if him sectioning a former submissive was a slight against her….I mean for the love of god grow up…what is it she wants from him!?How many times does the man have to tell her that he doesn’t want a sub, he wants her!If she leaves him again she doesn’t deserve another chance…hasn’t he been through enough!?
Sorry Fifty gets me all excited…in every sense!
@Fluffy – good for you on th weight loss!!!
@ “the rest of you” LOL I just read the MoTU update and was like OMG!!!!! I loved it and hated it at the same time! What a great twist and totally unexpected but what is Bella gonna do now?? She BETTER do the right thing, that’s all I’m saying……
Venus – There’s no trick to it, I just made myself stop the boredom eating when I wasn’t hungry and cut out all the rubbish (processed carbs, like white bread, cakes, chocolate, sugar, etc, are just toxic and have an immediate effect on me so I literally haven’t eaten any of that stuff since April 2009). I’ve replaced all that with fruit, which I eat a shitload of – grapes, apples, pears and prunes (makes me regular too, especially as I’m taking a shitload of codeine LOL!) However, I have to admit that I would have struggled if I’d given up smoking too – like you I need something in my mouth LOL! Have you tried those substitute plastic cigs which also give a hit of nicotin? Not sure what they’re called, but if I was going to give up I’d have to go with them rather than patches – for me the nicotin is not a problem, it’s the habit and the fingers to mouth thing …. *she says, lighting up a fag as she types*
FLUFFY!
46 pounds is AMAZING!!! What is your secret!! I need to do something and quick but I am a total sugar junkie!!!
Fluffy I have been using a digicig for about two months now and I have not touch a real cig since .. which is pretty good going since I smoked prob 40 aday! The digicig although having the chemical nicotine doesnt have all the other harmful chemicals so my appetite as increased
Hopefully it will settle down and I can start shifting the weight again 
I forgot to say that the liquid you use in the digicig comes in loads of flavours and I started one today that is called Caramel Apple pie.. and my god!! ..it taste just like a slice of apple pie and caramel!! So far using this liquid as kept me from the fridge.. so maybe it will help
Ooh Venus, I like the sound of those, maybe I’ll try them. Working from home over the last 6 months has meant that my fag quota has risen dramatically, from about 10 or 12 a day to 20, so I really should try to quit or at least cut down.
BlackLace: Couldn’t agree more…..it’s the first time I’ve ever left Icy a less than favourable review but I had to be honest as she always says “Let me know what you think” so I banged out a rambling rant! X
Fluffy they are brilliant when you get used to them and learn how to drip the fluid rather than fill the cartridges. Be careful what you buy though, I used http://www.intellicig.co.uk to buy mine.. their customer service is first class
I had them on speed dial when i first started using them lol
Brill, thanks Venus.
I also wrote about the MOTU on the thread above, I am pretty new to the fan fic world, but MOTU was my first, and I blew threw the first 70 some chapters in about 3 or 4 days, so I feel totally vested in it.
I was blown away by it too, totally mouth hanging open, crying for my poor Fifty and really wanting to bitchslap Bella. Seriously, what does a guy gotta do to show that he loves her. Maybe she is the one who needs to do some loving him back, eh?
Yeah it got me all angry too… repeat “It’s just a story, it’s just a story…”
BT was my first FF that’s how i ‘m addicted…As for the ending well maybe i’m a little warried, but i trust Olivia .She’s one of the best!
If I had the chance to do the Lap Dance squat excercise, for real, with Rob, I’d have thighs like an olympic speed skater by the end of the week! More than happy to do rep after rep of that one!
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exactly I’m a lazy bitch but if he was there as incentive, I would have buns of steel!
Regrettably, I’m so old and my fanny is so shagged out, if I did the Lap Dance squat I’d probably do a little widdle – which is not the kind of wetness I’m looking for, to be honest.
Good Morning dear PattinAngelz… JAG, this post was hilarious…! THANK YOU for the smiles!!
I am still emo over the lastest update to Master of the Universe…. GAH!
Okay dear H00rs, I’ve been working on RomeRob photos…these are from the Rome 2008 photoshoot by Frabrice Dall Anese… been meaning to work on these for a long time. Some really HQ shots so I could get some good closeup crops and crop/paint out Kristen… hope you enjoy!! I love Rob’s Sex Hair!
http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/RomeRob%203/0743_FabriceDallAneseRomeBW.jpg
http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/RomeRob%203/0743_FabriceDallAneseRomeHC.jpg
Get your hobos at the ready….
http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/RomeRob%203/0742_FabriceDallAneseRomeBW.jpg
http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/RomeRob%203/0742_FabriceDallAneseRomeHC.jpg
RomeRob Sex Hair to DIE for…
http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/RomeRob%203/0738_FabriceDallAneseRomeBW.jpg
http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/RomeRob%203/0738_FabriceDallAneseRomeHC.jpg
SO intensely sexy…
http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/RomeRob%203/0739_FabriceDallAneseRomeBW.jpg
http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/RomeRob%203/0739_FabriceDallAneseRomeHC.jpg
Close-up of Rob’s fingers in the loop of his jeans…
http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/RomeRob%203/0739_FabriceDallAneseRomeHand.jpg
*THUD*
http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/RomeRob%203/0739_FabriceDallAneseRomeCrop3.jpg
LHS has flatlined. ***beeeee……..**
Melbie you’re amazing, but I warn you I may be sending you the bill from the physical therapist taking care of my right hand. Lately it’s been cramping up from overuse. Caused by D&C. Nah, not THAT D&C. This is the newly identified Drag and Click Syndrome. Seems it’s really been on the rise since 2008. Can’t help but wonder why…
Jesus Melbie! I can’t believe how amazing these shots are. he’s like a living, breathing work of fucking art…..
Sorry I don’t have more time to comment (although I did find the time to click/save!) but I have to rush off.
Just superb, my heart is actually pounding….. X
ungh!! These are my fav pics, but when I try to copy them it will only let me copy the web page ? This problem started about a week ago and now i
cant seem to copy the pics.. any ideas?
All sorted
I updated Firefox and now its ok.
OMFG! Those pics are just too much, Melbie! I can’t fucking handle it! THUD!
BEEeeeeeeppppp…. ok I don’t think the defribulator is gonna bring me back from that one. I have been on a self imposed rob/raor drought, I come back to these pics, the Bel Ami shots and the MOTU.. what a day!
Gorgeous as always Melbie!
Oh so glad you all enjoyed the enhanced RomeRob Photoshoot 1… Rob was really at his finest in Rome…the Sex Hair was EPIC… YES romanysue, “he’s like a living, breathing work of fucking art…..” !!!!!
WARNING!!! RomeRob Fuck Me Stare….
http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/RomeRob%203/0741_FabriceDallAneseRomeBWCrop.jpg
http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/RomeRob%203/0741_FabriceDallAneseRomeCrop4.jpg
GAH! Look at his Sex Hair!!!!
http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/RomeRob%203/0740_FabriceDallAneseRomeBW.jpg
Such a gorgeous man…. that long lean torso…
http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/RomeRob%203/0740_FabriceDallAneseRomeHC.jpg
OMG he’s so stunning…
http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/RomeRob%203/0740_FabriceDallAneseRomeCrop5.jpg
http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/RomeRob%203/0740_FabriceDallAneseRomeRotateBQ.jpg
Melbie you make him more impossibly beautiful. How can that be???
Those are breathtaking!
Aaaaaand melbie kills off HSH yet again.
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Melbie- Have I told you lately that I love you?
Is it wrong to want to frame every one of these and hang them in my house? I’ve been looking for some art and damn if that man isn’t a f*cking work of art!!!
” Long live Melbie, Queen of the crop!!”
Melbie
MWAHHHHHH!!!
damn girl
OMFG Melbie, you really want to kill us this morning, don’t you?!
Melbie, your pix take my breath away!! <3 ya hard BB
I honestly haven’t had the strength to reply to these pics until now. All day long, I have been meaning to thank you and then those damn red links slap me in the face because I know all it takes is one click and BAM! The most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen graces my screen! So, anyway, THANK YOU!
I have so much house work to do…..really…..but……..
*ScrollingBackUp,EyeingRedLinks*
Thank you so much dear Angels and so glad you liked these… I so totally agree with what romanysue said above, “he’s like a living, breathing work of fucking art…..” – so damn GORGEOUS!!! RomeRob FOREVER!
Okay I effing hate excercise, like despise it with everything in my soul…but this sounds interesting!I get that your taking the piss don’t worry but I think it could work!Towards Rob is the only place I wouldn’t mind running to…and I mean squats might be bearable If you could imagine him in your ear telling you how much he was enjoying the view…
Didn’t Fifty have a stipulation that his subs must be fit…well if he ever comes knockin’ I want to be ready bb!Some exercise could help burn off the latent umm…energy…we build up here!I’m in!!!
Blacklace — your right! Fifty’s sub had to be fit — I’m back to the h00r workout!
*rolls over*
Gah! I just dreamt a series of strange and completely unfeasible endings to MoTU! Icy, you wicked woman, you have invaded my unconcious mind!
That is all…gonna try to sleep like a normal, non fanfic obsessed person now.
*rolls back over*