The Great Robert Pattinson Hair Debate

By Contribut-H00r RobCatCdn

During The Early Show, Rob answered that he’d loved to shave his head … for a role. So today’s post is to get your thoughts about  Rob’s hair both on and off the screen. You guessed it … I’m doing another poll! LOL #Imustbenuts

Best.Hair.Ever! (JAG)

the goods after the pump…

Part 1: Would it bother you if Rob shaved his head?
a. Yes
b. No
c. Doesn’t matter … it will grow back

Part 2: For each category, chose ONE answer.

1. BEST CHARACTER HAIR
a. Art / How To Be
b. Cedric / Harry Potter
c. Dali / Little Ashes
d. Daniel / The Bad Mother’s Handbook
e. Edward / Twilight & New Moon
f. Toby / The Haunted Airman
g. Tyler / Remember Me

2. BEST SEX HAIR
a. GQ photoshoot
b. Mark Segal photoshoot
c. RomeRob on red carpet
d. SexDriveRob

3. BEST RED CARPET HAIR
a. Cannes Inglorious Bastards Premiere
b. LA NM Premiere
c. London NM Premiere
d. Oscars

To help me when tabulating this info, please include the question # and letter in your comment.

I’ll share the results before Peeler’s Party Post {good times} at 7:30 pm EST. :-)

{smooches} <3
RobCatCdn

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  1. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE……

    ROB DO A COMMENTARY for “Remember Me”.

    We would all LOVE that so much….you have so much you could share about what it was like filming each scene. GOD PLEASE I HOPE HE DOES ONE. Even if they have to go to where he’s filming to tape it.

    • snickerdoodle6949

      Debbo,
      In one of the many interviews he did during the press junket where he was wearing the white t-shirt, he mentioned that he was going to be doing the commentary for RM that day or the following day, so it should already be done! Yippee

    • I heard that too!! He will be doing commentary

    • OH GREAT….thank you snickerdoodle6949. I AM SO GLAD!!!!!! ;) Whee can’t wait!!!

  2. Capri

    I think I have just about enough left in me tonight to take your poll, RCC…great vids, but I think I will need to revisit them tomorrow morn..Me and my BF are still a little wrecked emotionally, and going to finish the night with Jaeger shots and some more hand holding…

    Part 1:
    c. Doesn’t matter … it will grow back.
    (the man could do no wrong. I’m in love with his soul)

    Part 2:
    1. BEST CHARACTER HAIR
    g. Tyler / Remember Me
    (completely biased answer after seeing RM, Edwards hair still melts my panties)

    2. BEST SEX HAIR
    d. SexDriveRob (unf)

    3. BEST RED CARPET HAIR
    d. Oscars

    I’m over loaded tonight. Need to spend some time with my BF before she has to go home tomorrow (and cry into our beer and Jaeger shots) <333's to ALL the Lovely Ladies & big smooches!!!

    • *fist bumps* Capri we are kindreds my sista, we picked the exact same thing on Part 2 <333 ya hard BB

  3. ANYBODY …..can you recommend a LONGER *one shot* that’s beyond FUCKINGLY HOT…..like horny assed…..make you wet hot on the level of a “THE OFFICE” type sex scene?

    I’m really craving one tonight….BIG TIME after this..

    Need a REALLY SEXY one shot fan fic story PLEASE!!

    • This is AWESOME Vamp sex. It is the missing SEX scenes from Breaking Dawn. FUCKHOT

      http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4461299/1/

    • Debbo, It’s not a oneshot, but worth it!!

    • OHHH, I think this is one of my favorite one shots!!

      http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5231062/1/Never_Think

      YUUMMYY

    • OHHHH I like this one because I like Geeky Edward

      http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4538118/1/Geek_Squad_to_the_Rescue

      Even my hubby read this and thought it was FUCKHOT!!

    • thanks beckys76….bookmarked them ALL……going to read a one shot now. THANK YOU.

      anybody else? if not for me…for others? Name your MOST FUCKING sexyhot one shot fan fic story. Those are great for just before sleep. LOL Hobo release and then zzzzzzzzzzz or maybe I should say….BUZZZZZZZ and *THEN* zzzzzzzzzzzz.
      hhahhhahahhahah

    • Sure Debbo, Have fun buzzzzzzzing one out!!!!

    • beckys76….
      OH GODDDDDD….I LOVED “Geek Squad Edward”…..now THAT’S my kind of Edward. I LOVE DIRTY TALK during sex. LORD. AUDIO EDWARD FTMFW.
      Twitch twitch…thank you my friend.

      Read it guys….beckys76 slipped us a good one shot rec. ;) THANKS AGAIN GIRLFRIEND!!!

    • Just finished “Never Think”…..all I can say is sighhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmm.
      So sexy…..he made her feel beautiful and made her watch. GAHHHHH
      Thanks, I needed that.

      Read it again. I will allow you to release the angst from the movie….or “release the hounds” in my case. ow ow owwwwwwwwwww. ;)

      Thanks. nite nite. ah that’s better…sigh.

    • Oh my, Never Think was amazing. Just what I needed! It’s 5:30 am here, still awake (!), but I wanna attack my hubby in his sleep! LOL God, I need help…

    • Haystackhair

      Ohhh becky I loved warmth!!! fuckhawt for sure!!!

    • spunkransomlover

      Wifey, here’s a one shot that I loved from Twilighted, it’s called “Wendy’s”‘ and it’s 2 chapters

      http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=4628

      and another Twilighted one called “The Art of Seduction” and it’s 3 chapters

      http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=7318

    • spunkransomlover

      Also here’s a couple of good Tattward ones from FF called

      “Addicted”

      http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5263053/1/Addicted

      and “First Time for Everything”

      http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5265863/1/F

  4. Oh yeah, I forgot to answer about getting balled by Rob…..er I mean, if I’d mind if Rob shaved his head for a role. Like most of us who LOVE HIM….fuck, no I don’t mind. It’ll grow back and he’s sexy with or without it. However, he may have a nervous breakdown without his hair to run his nervous hands through. LOL Am I right?

    • spunkransomlover

      Well Wifey, maybe he’ll have to find something else to run his hand over, like something a little lower that he could palm and rub when his nerves got the best of him, you know just to take his mind off of the screaming crowds and on to “bigger and better” things! LOL! Oh how I wish he would run his hand over his “bigger and better” thing! ;)

  5. Just got back from Remember Me. The only word that kept coming to mind was “BEAUTIFUL” and not just because of Rob. It really is a very touching movie.

    Rob & Emilie were absolutely adorable together. And all perving aside, the love scenes were beautiful too. Took my breath away, really. (OK yeah, I DID absolutely get all tingly down below too, but it was more than that. LOL) I’m so in love with him right now.

    No spoilers here I don’t think, I’m being very vague. But wow, I am actually kinda relieved by the ending. Somehow I managed to reverse the events surrounding Tyler and his brother. I was not actively trying to learn anything about this movie beforehand, I just inadvertently got little hints and formulated a possible ending in my head. Figured out I was wrong pretty quickly and I’m kinda glad I was. Honestly, if the events were reversed it would have been harder for me. Still devastating, of course, but for some reason I can deal with this ending better.

    My theater was only about 1/3 full on a Friday night 9:30 showing. It was mostly teens & 20-somethings and their boyfriends. Was actually surprised at how many girls’ boyfriends were willing to come with them. LOL I guess they are smart enough to take advantage of their girls getting all hot & bothered by Rob. ;-)

    It was actually very cool for me to recognize all the scenes I’d seen from the photos. And there were many times where I was the only one in the theater laughing, because I recognized certain moments from the photos and/or just little Rob mannerisms that only us truly Robsessed pick up on. LOL

    And to top it all off, we came home to find my hubs’ brother (aka the babysitter) watching New Moon on the computer hooked up to our TV. LMAO I can’t get away from Rob even if I wanted to!

    Gonna see what I can do about seeing it again on Saturday or Sunday. It was too slow for my hubs’ attention span, so I’ll have to go alone, but I think I can handle it now. ;-)

    OK, think I got it all out of my system, so I’ll shut up now. *grin*

    • HUGS to Punkybumpkin.
      OK….off to read sexy one shot…..thanks beckys76.

      Good luck to the ones seeing Remember Me tomorrow and in the future…..bring tissues!!!!!! LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF THEM.
      NITE

    • Thanks for the hugs, Debbo. ♥

      OK, maybe I lied to myself, or maybe it’s the booze, but I can’t sleep now. :-( The ending may not have been exactly what I had thought (feared) it might be, but the full impact of this story has hit me now regardless. Apt title. I sure as heck won’t ever forget. I am more in awe of Rob now than ever before.

  6. FUCK. ME. DEAD.

    Please forgive shouty capitals and general incoherancy.

    There is an auction. Online. Things Rob has WORN next to his freaking SKIN are being sold. You could buy his shirt. Unf. Sweet Jesus Christ on a bike. Okay, I can’t talk any more. Look at this:

    http://www.icollector.com/search.aspx?q=remember me

  7. they have the red t- shirt for sale… (breathe, Jo, breathe…)

    http://www.icollector.com/Remember-Me-Tyler-Hawkins-Robert-Pattinson-Screen-Worn-Movie-Costumes_i9313368

  8. Eileen

    Something went wrong so here we go again:

    Part 1 – C If he thinks it’s necessary for a role, I totally trust him. Anyway he always looks gorgeous.

    Part 2 – 1.g
    2.b
    3.a Loved him in Cannes!

  9. Ginaransom

    I effing love deni’s visa they are awesome!

    On a Remember Me note, I was absoluty awe struck by Robs performance, and I think it’s a movie all Americans and just everyone should see… I am so moved and the ending was so beautifully done… I was sad to see the theatre packed with people who didn’t appeciate the impact that this movie has on world culture… Hopefully word of mouth will get around and more people who appreciate it for more than the ‘hot vampire dood’ will go see it. So incredible.

  10. Ginaransom

    Okay. I don’t kno if I’m in the sin bin but I wrote a whole long thing and it’s disappeared. I guess I’ll try tomoro. Nite.

  11. Ah, the poll/pole, where Pattinstrippers belong.

    Part 1: Would it bother you if Rob shaved his head?
    b. No

    Part 2: For each category, chose ONE answer.

    1. BEST CHARACTER HAIR
    g. Tyler / Remember Me

    2. BEST SEX HAIR
    b. Mark Segal photoshoot

    3. BEST RED CARPET HAIR
    d. Oscars

  12. Apologies for my ridiculously long Remember Me purge… now that I’ve sort of recovered, I’m going to answer the actual questions now. LOL Of course, this will have some commentary too, because I just can’t help being a wordy h00r.

    Part 1: I’ll choose C – I have, for all of my life, preferred very short hair on men, like buzzed short (yet oddly I married a man with long hair to the middle of his back LOL). But Rob shatters that for me. I have never, ever cared about–let alone loved–a man’s hair so much before, but even so, I would not be devastated if he cut it really short. My fave is his Tyler length hair, but I could deal with a buzzcut. Totally bald would be pretty weird, but still not a dealbreaker. LOL

    Part 2:
    1. BEST CHARACTER HAIR
    g. Tyler / Remember Me

    2. BEST SEX HAIR
    c. RomeRob on red carpet – I gotta admit, RomeRob’s hair has grown on me lately (OK, that sounds weird. LOL) But I especially like it from the photoshoot he did there, such as this: http://www.twitpic.com/18a2ex YUMMY!

    3. BEST RED CARPET HAIR
    c. London NM Premiere – Loved EVERYTHING about Rob at the London premiere! The hair, the scruff, that tweed coat I just wanted to crawl inside of and snuggle up with him in…
    http://www.twitpic.com/18a8w5
    http://www.twitpic.com/18a8xx Unf.

  13. Robitzed

    Ok, hOOrs, hold on to your panties…they are auctioning off the shoes he work in RM. I don’t know about you, but I have been dying to know just what size those shoes really are!

    http://www.icollector.com/Remember-Me-Tyler-Hawkins-Robert-Pattinson-Sneakers-Movie-Props_i9313461

  14. che

    1=e
    2=a
    3=a
    don’t Rob don’t u ever dare to shave your head

  15. OH MY FUCKING ROB they are selling the RAY BANS Rob wore in the movie REMEMBER ME. They are up to $750. so far. FUCK ME!!!!! TORTOISE SHELL RAY BANS that were on Rob’s face!!!! FUCK.ME.FUCK.ME. I wear tortoise shell ray ban knock offs. LOL DAMN…..how you guys found this is beyond me…..WOW.

    http://www.icollector.com/Remember-Me-Tyler-Hawkins-Robert-Pattinson-Sunglasses-Movie-Props_i9313292

    • And money would say that he’s had one of the ear ends in his mouth. How much you bet? mmmmmm

      I didn’t see the plaid shirt he wore on the first day of shooting damn….I loved that plaid shirt. Yeah, like I could afford to buy it. LOL Rob probably stole THAT shirt. LOL

      I’m totally satisfied and cried out and laughed out fucked out and it’s been an emotional day…..I feel like I’ve fucked Rob and we’re cuddling in bed now. ROB SURE DOES INSPIRE. The husband’s must be grateful because the jack rabbit sales are UP for sure…. LOL

      sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

      WHERE IS JAG???????????? I’m dying to know how she liked the film.

    • jizz typed: meant to say: “The husbands are grateful AND the jack rabbit sales are up for the one’s of us without mates at the moment”. HE SO INSPIRES, does he not ladies? AMEN TO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. I’m going to avoid RAoR today – just popped in for my vid fix (thanks for the great selection RCC). I’ve pretty much worked out from everyone’s comments that this movie doesn’t have a HEA so I really don’t want to read any more. I’ll be back tomorrow for Sinday recs.

    RCC – here’s my answers:

    Part 1: Would it bother you if Rob shaved his head?
    c. Doesn’t matter … it will grow back (and he is so beautiful that it will probably even accentuate his wonderful features).

    1. BEST CHARACTER HAIR
    g. Tyler / Remember Me (Twi/NM hair is a bit too bouffant and styled for my taste, he just looks so natural as Tyler)

    2. BEST SEX HAIR
    c. RomeRob on red carpet (this is the hardest one to answer, as his hair was pretty amazing in both the MS shoot and the SD premiere, but really, you can’t beat RR).

    3. BEST RED CARPET HAIR
    a. Cannes Inglorious Bastards Premiere (another toughie, but on balance I think just pinches it, he was utterly scrumptious that night)

    • mimi

      See? Sometimes its necessary to exile yourself, lol. I am a better Pattinslut for it!

  17. Oh, and there are two tickets sitting in a cinema box office on 3rd Avenue, NYC, waiting for me to collect them for the 10pm viewing tonight LOL! Rob bless the internet!!

    • ah fluffyliz, that’s love….what a sweet thing to do for Rob to get his numbers up even more for opening weekend. We all sure do love him so much. His heart would explode if he could feel all our love for him……
      sigh
      hugs to fluffyliz for the sweet gift to Rob.
      nite all.

      Have fun ladies….debbo has a gig again.

    • luvpattz

      Fluffy, that’s beautiful. I don’t have time today to go and see it again but I can buy tickets just like you did! Thanks for the idea!

    • dee

      Oh Liz what a wonderful thing to do. Thats devotion!!!

    • Uh oh, got less than 15 minutes to get from my sofa in London to AMC Loews Village 7, 66 3rd Avenue, New York City …. argghh, I think I’m going to miss the beginning of the movie LOL!!

  18. tessaANZ

    RobTyler rules!

    Watching Rob channeling Tyler
    Mining gold on celluloid silver
    Dominating every scene and shot
    Thoughts of Edward soon forgot

    He is vulnerable, fragile and human
    Sparkling without vampire poison
    We need no other fathomable reason
    To love this iridescent Rob Pattinson

    His startling performance is superlative
    He underscores the emerging narrative
    Playing Tyler as a rebellious son
    On the loose and on the run

    “Remember Me” is appropriate name
    For Robert’s latest claim to fame
    He will be etched in deep memory
    A joy forever as is thing of beauty

    Unsurpassed loveliness within and without
    Sealing his longevity beyond a doubt
    Wonderful that this miracle is plain
    Complicated logic is all in vain

    Just one look at his compelling face
    Removes skepticism without trace
    Any reasonable intellect can surely tell
    That Robert Pattinson is easy sell

    Loving him is easiest thing to do
    Like falling over and catching flu
    So we love as we fall and catch
    RobTyler is our peerless match!

    (after 7th viewing of Remember Me)

    Debbo, you will love this!
    i booked myself one of those leather reclining seats for the last session of RM i just attended…sat with recliner seat all low and with my flowing skirt and no knickers!! i lay down with Rob and Ally in the love scenes…wish you were there with me!! we would have jizzed up a storm!! ***sigh***
    i was imagining how you would have adored Rob doing the voice overs…you who love being read to…<3 you!
    hey, have a great gig!

    • ‘“Remember Me” is appropriate name
      For Robert’s latest claim to fame
      He will be etched in deep memory
      A joy forever as is thing of beauty’

      YES! THIS! Wonderful, Tessa. ♥

      God, I always have a delayed reaction to Rob… So powerful, I need time to recover & process…

  19. TB

    Thanks for finally giving Rob’s hair the attention it deserves. At this point in my Robsession, it also feels perfectly normal that I didn’t have to look up any pictures, I just remembered LOL

    part 1: c
    part 2: 1-e, 2-d, 3-d (a bit indecisive on last one, but then I remembered the happiness of seeing that it was back after the shave-incidence of Christmas 08)

  20. Teri

    I saw RM last night……..went with a friend who’s a Twivirgin. The theater was packed & you could literally hear a pin drop. So many totally absorbed people it was amazing!!! Everytime someone said something or made a noise the whole theater was like “SHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!” Nobody wanted to miss ONE WORD of the dialog or be taken out of the MOOD! Yes, our Rob was amazing as we all knew he would be.Every word..every facial expression..every emotion was far more than PERFECTION……it was a spiritual experience that I will never forget. You could hear people in the theater holding their breath!! Even my friend who is an incessant gabber couldn’t bring herself to speak!! All I can say is that the whole EXPERIENCE left me breathless. I felt SO PROUD of Rob &his amazing performance!!! I never once felt like I was watching a “movie” but was part of it. We ALL knew that he could do this……now the rest of the world knows too. At the end when I was pulling a tissue out of my purse & handing it to my friend I was smiling & crying @ the same time because I knew that HE just changed HER life too!!!!! The first thing she said after the movie was over was ” Can we go again on Sunday?” Enough said.

  21. dimitra

    part1: c
    part2: 1.g 2.c 3.c

  22. Oh Angels, reading your comments this morning has me despairing that I have to wait til Monday…don’t know how Sue, Fluffy, IDG and all our other lovely BritAngels are coping.

    I can’t even stay and play cuz I hafta go pack for the weekend away. And I don’t think I’ll be able to check back in til Monday, and I won’t be able to post any of TWoW over the weekend either. Boohoo. What does one pack for a perv-free weekend in hell? Hmmmm.

    Sorry. Self-indulgent much?!

    Have a fab weekend everyone. Enjoy your various Robtivities. “Remember me” while you’re marinating in his fucktasticness.

    *mwah*

    xo

  23. luvpattz

    RCC – fun quiz! Thanks for jizzeos too <3

    Part 1: Would it bother you if Rob shaved his head?

    c. Doesn’t matter … it will grow back…. but like Spunk said earlier – I think it was Spunk – no Brittany Spears freak outs! It has to be for a role

    Part 2:

    1. BEST CHARACTER HAIR

    e. Edward / Twilight (not NM!)

    2. BEST SEX HAIR

    c. RomeRob on red carpet (this was most difficult question to answer, they are all so good but RomeRob trumps all others when there's a tie)

    3. BEST RED CARPET HAIR

    d. Oscars (the video footage of him trying to talk to someone far away and looking all shy – GAH!)

  24. Marlena

    I saw the movie yesterday morning(first showing).
    And though I was the only one in the theater, I enjoyed it so much….he was amazing! I cried like a baby. The only thing I didn’t like was in the script Micheal died at the first twin towers attack and they changed it to suicide. I thought it was more poignent the other way.
    But if anyone says he sucks in this movie their full of shit and just personally attacking Rob….watching him in this movie reminded me of James Dean in Rebel Without a Cause…..

  25. venussleeping

    Ok I am also going to avoid RAoR for a few days..untill all the RM talk as cooled down. From the comments, I have also gathered the ending is a sad one!
    Have fun tonight :-)

    Part 1: Would it bother you if Rob shaved his head?

    c. Doesn’t matter …only for a role in a film though :-)
    Part 2:

    1. BEST CHARACTER HAIR

    e. Edward / Twilight

    2. BEST SEX HAIR

    d. Sexdrive Rob… yummy

    d. Oscars

  26. Blacklaceandredlips

    Oh lord RCC you want me to pick between my Robs…*whimpers*…I would first like to say that I would do him in a pink wig…right on with the choosing then!

    Part one:

    C…I actually liked it when he shaved it off that time…not as much as the sex hair but it showcases his beautiful face and jaw!And hair really does grow back so no biggie!

    Part two:

    Best hair character: Tyler…still wild but more natural than edward…more rob ya know?!

    Best sex hair:UMMM….I….ummmm….I’ll go with RomeRob but Its a photofinish!

    Red carpet hair: Cannes…his hair DIED me that whole trip!

    Hope you’re all enjoying RM over there!I’ll be lurking today…got an essay to do that will hopefully be well on its way to finished by the time the party post comes around!

    Lurve you bbs!xxxx

  27. ihopatz

    Part One: HELL YEAH it would bother me, but it grows back, so I get it.

    Part Two:
    1. A
    2. A
    3. B

  28. TwilightCougar1

    OK RCC!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOUR POLLS BTW!!!!!!!!!

    1. BEST CHARACTER HAIR
    e. Edward / Twilight & New Moon

    2. BEST SEX HAIR
    d. SexDriveRob (hands DOWN…his pants!)

    3. BEST RED CARPET HAIR
    b. LA NM Premiere (Just cause I saw it with my own eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

    Videos are awesome….luv you hard hard hard…

    Wish I could perv alittle….BUT…gotta get ready to meet Priceless Path, RoBSexMe, and many other FAB HooRs in NY for HooR tOUR TOMORROW…..so got shitloads to do…..

    OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE TO SEE RM!!!!!!!!!

    It takes a lot to get a cougar ready!!!!!!!

    Luv you all see you all tonight at peelers party!!!!

    xoxoxoxooxoxooxoxooxoxoxoox

  29. TwilightCougar1

    Oh…RCC:
    Sorry….PART 1:

    I would polish Rob’s Head to a shiny glow if he shaved it….he can do whatevs to his hair…still FUCKHAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    No prob…shaved……not
    xooooxoxoxoxo

    • *HUGS* TC1 How the heck are BB? Missed you

  30. Haystackhair

    I saaw RM yesterday afternoon, and it was wonderful. I read the script, but my heart still started hammering towards the end. Cried like a baby. Rob did an awesome job, Pierce and Rob, just wow.
    Now my answers
    c-doesn’t matter, it will grow again (but I wouldn’t be happy)
    1.best character hair-twilight Edward for the MFW!!!
    2.Best sex hair- RomeRob gets me every time.
    3. Best red carpet hair- NM premier. GAH!

  31. myrobbie

    Hey pervs! RCC, you totally rock, girlie. Would it surprise you that I wrote down my answers on a notepad because I was sure I’d forget the order and I’m taking this very seriously?

    1.c (I’m actually curious to see it, I know, blasphemy, but so it is!)

    1. e Twi specifically. I loves me some bouffant.

    2. GQ because that’s the beginning of it all for me. Although RomeRob comes a hard second (twss! doubly!)

    3. b ummm, what was the question? Oh yea, unsure why!

    So sorry for the spoilers, ladies. I won’t say anything,except that, for as wonderful as the whole story was, I stand by my earlier statement that as soon as he would’ve shown me the cake (I don’t think that’s a spoiler, right?) it would not have been a movie so much as a porno. We would not have left that freakin apartment. Eva.

    I met the famous Pattincake last night and she’s lovely! Kisses sweetie! I may love Rob as much for being his schmexy self as for the new friends I’ve made! Well, um, no, but it’s defs up there! Schmexy self is going to have to win by a large margin!

    Alrighty! Have a great day and don’t think I can play tonight, sadly! But I’ll be thinking of you all and i’ll be sad I’m missing the fun!

    Laters, babies! Mwah!

  32. SpunkMe

    I have decided I need to update my cyber will before Bel Ami comes out. There is no way I will survive Rob after what he has already given in Remember Me of himself.

    I, SpunkMe, being of sound e-mind and e-body….oh wait…Rob makes me out of my e-mind and don’t even get me started on what he does to my body…sh*t…where was I…oh I leave all my gifs to JAG to do with as she sees fit as the Queen of RobH00rLand. I leave my silly pervy wit to my e-wifey, Christina, to carry it on. I leave all my pictures to my avi-wifey ShyNoMore. I leave YGMCTG to SMom and Annie…they will have to find a suitable perved out ghostwriter to replace me if I don’t get it finished by then. I leave my Robsten love for all the Robstens to carry on in my abscence, to be headed by Scilla with Annie as Advisor. And a Board of Execs including but not limited to luvpattz, dee, and Fluffy. Smom is an Invisible Partner here. And I leave all my love and lust to fuel the RobTrain to help pick up and innitiate new H00rs to replace me. I will leave a note in advance before going to see Bel Ami where JAG can access this last RobWill and Testament. And I will be sure to leave you all a goodbye note with my love. Don’t blame Rob when I am gone. Forgive him Angelz, for he knows not what he does. That is all. <3

    • robitized

      SpunkMe, I commend your dedication and as a loyal fellow hOOr, I pledge to follow suit and start revamping my will immediately. Maybe they can bury us all in the RoBhOOrVault.

    • luvpattz

      OMG – you named me on the Board of Execs? I’m so so so honored, speechless and humbled – however…

      If you, the Queen of creating lemony goodness in YGMCTG will be died from Bel Ami, the rest of us don’t stand a chance!

      We must train – and train hard like a f*cking Jedi. We must daily conjure up raw, sexual images of Rob and build our strength up so that we will not be overcome. Yes, it will be hard (twss), it will be rough – like angry wall sex, but we hOOrs can do it!

    • spunkransomlover

      Oh SpunkMe that is a brilliant idea, preparing to give your cyber possessions to your fellow H00rs, but I see one problem with that though, what if nobody survives Bel Ami? I know that I don’t think I will! Then RAoR will become a ghost town of a site, and all we will be able to see is the odd cyber tumbleweed rolling across the screen with the whistling sound of wind blowing, then what will become of all of our RobPorn? I guess all of the tweens will eventually be old enough to take over as the new generation of H00rs once we have all passed, and maybe they can be trusted to take over where we veteran H00rs have left off!

    • somanywards

      train like a jedi… I will

      bows head

    • soccermom

      Oh Spunk, what a brave one you are to leave YGMCTG to Annie and me! I feel so honored that you would trust me with such a prized possession. You and I know that Annie has pervy writing skills (we’ve seen it firsthand). Maybe between the two of us, we could finish it and do it justice! But wait – if Bel Ami has finished you off, you know Annie and I are right there with you – in Robgasm heaven.

  33. spunkransomlover

    Oh what a wonderful morning! This afternoon is going to be better though because I’m going to see RM again, and I can’t wait! I’m not going to go on about how brilliant Rob’s performance was or how absolutely amazing the whole movie was because I think that has already been said by several H00rs already, but I will say, that even my Daughters were blown away, and my youngest daughter, who is a big Tater fan, even said she thinks that Rob is cute now! Anyway I love those videos RCC, the first 3 videos were hot, but that one of gina’s was absolutely beautiful! It literally brought tears to my eyes, I don’t know if it was because I am still choked up about RM, but it was definitely a touching video. Then that Robsten video totally dragged me out of the river and back on to dry land, especially the part where Rob winks at Kristen during ComicCon, because it totally screamed “I love you baby”, or maybe that’s just what I think, but either way it looked like more than just a friendly gesture. Watch it and decide for yourself it’s at approx. 2:56. Ok I’m going to stop before everybody in the river starts throwing things at me, and get on to the poll:

    Part 1: Would it bother you if Rob shaved his head?

    c. Doesn’t matter … it will grow back
    To me it doesn’t matter what kind of hair Rob has, he will still always have his Fuck Me eyes, and his luscious, kissable lips, so his hair is beside the point!

    Part 2:

    1. BEST CHARACTER HAIR-this one was a toss up between Edward and Tyler, but in the end I chose:

    e. Edward / Twilight & New Moon

    http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/048.jpg

    2. BEST SEX HAIR-again another toss up between Rome Rob, and Mark Segal, but I if course settled on:

    c. RomeRob on red carpet

    http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/59930943-9feee124a7d0b310c2611cfbbe.jpg

    3. BEST RED CARPET HAIR-another toss up between Oscar Rob and London NM premeire Rob, but in the end I decided on:

    c. London NM Premiere

    http://i751.photobucket.com/albums/xx151/pattinperv2/178lmn.jpg

    Well those are my answers RCC, I hope they are useful!

    • spunkransomlover

      Oh shit I posted 3 links and now I’m awaiting moderation!

  34. Can I just say that I love that we are talking about hair!!!!! Especially Rob’s hair!!!! Since I have recently adopted a strict policy that reads, “I only date boys with fuck me hair”! This is Peeler’s speciality!!! I get to run my hands thru cute boy’s hair all day long and get paid for it!!!! I love my job!!!!! If only I could get a Rob look alike to come into the salon!!!!

    RCC I have decided to stop putting panties on Saturday mornings until after I watch the vids from now on!!! Hawt!!!!! Oh, baby!!!!

    Looking forward to perving with you all later!!! ;)

    • SpunkMe

      *fist bumps peeler* have the same policy! Hell yeah! ;-)

  35. Ooh ooh, University of Edward Masen has updated on Twilighted

    http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=8776

  36. dee

    So I’m about to go out and see it again today…
    3rd time I woke up this morning with a sense of satisfaction…no not from that but I just felt fullfilled ,happy. I think having waited so long for this movie and watching him go through what he did to make it I felt very invested in this. So to have it be more than I ever expected was a relief.I am as proud of him as if he were mine. I never thought he could ever make me feel more for him than I do but he did it. Once again he’s given me more than I could ever repay.
    Enjoy ladies!!! And if you can’t get there do what Liz did buy an online ticket anyway!!!
    What a great idea! Fuck the critics and the studio!

    Ok Part 1
    C
    It was cute when he chopped it off lol
    Stop your throwing hobos at me! They hurt!!!

    Part 2
    1. G God the neckline curl FTMFW
    2. C Rome Rob was Dangerous
    3. B I’d Like to rub his fuzzy head ;)

  37. VintageRobLover

    Saw RM last night for the 2nd time. I’m happy to say that I liked it even more the 2nd time. I was nervous that my reaction the 1st time was based more on the “high” of the whole Today show/premiere energy than the actual movie. Nope. Love it. Rob’s performance is great. Loved the scenes with Ruby.

    The theater was about 2/3 full for the 7 pm, but there was a full crowd waiting to get into the 10 pm show.

    A nice surprise was that the audience clapped at the end of the film. That rarely happens here. I’m curious to see what the reaction is when I see it again today.

    Now on to the poll:

    Part 1: C. Doesn’t matter.

    Part 2:
    1. G
    2. A
    3. A

    Have a great day all.

  38. *waves at RCC* Going to save the vids for later when @WhitbySucks is here with me having a Rob Party to cheer us up after second RM viewing. Debbo said it best… I was a wrung out, slightly stunned mess last night and I can’t stop thinking about, not just Rob’s performance which was mind-blowing, but the movie’s themes and message… sigh.

    Snickerdoodle! Thanks for the RM commentary info, I had no idea! So looking forward to that. Rob should have some funny things to say about certain parts. heheheeh

    Part 1. C
    Part 2 1. g Tyler but Edward is a close second (un bouffant, n’est pas?)
    2. a. My fave isn’t there! I like the Twi-cast VF sex hair…
    3. c. London Rob dies me… His hair, his smile, his overcoat…

  39. wannabemrsp

    Part 1: C

    Part 2:
    1. E
    2. D
    3. A

  40. Alice87

    @beckys76
    take a look at your inbox, bb!

    • got it, BB

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