confession time : last night when I saw what was coming I ALMOST got up and ran out cuz I couldnt bare it…

going again Sunday, don’t think it will be any easier though

He rolls his eyes in incredulity
And smirks most condescendingly -
“I hope you know you are too lucky
To have an indulgent sucker like me,
Who does not consider it adultery
When you do outrageous pervery
Get up to all kinds of cyber-naughty
With this Rob guy who is way too pretty
And far more young and far more wealthy…”

I smile and reply demurely
Remind him of my spousal piety
And of my overwhelming sincerity
And adoring his pandering to me;

“Remember when we chose to marry
Remember I was always weird territory
Recall all our past life and history
When raising our beloved progeny of three,
How we endured pain and tragedy
All those memories are of me!
So leave me to my fantasy
And trust I continue in fidelity,
You are the love of my life to me
Robert only my screen sweet pea…”

He waves as he walks away from me
One more backward glance to turn to see
Me smiling as broadly as broad can be
Me loving that he is watching me!

I love that he maintains his faith in me,
I love he knows better than to be contrary,
Sharing my past and future with me
I love that he loves and that he still remembers me…

Hee hee hee, had to share that with you
me loves me hubby, me do!
sorry cannot play the game today
have to go pick up my daughter right away!
ciao bella!

Do NOT read if you haven’t seen this movie:

Love the sex scenes. Love the part after the water fight when he gets out of the tub and you see some Robcrack.

Loved Chris Cooper. Loved the comic relief. Loved Ruby and the brother/sister relationship. The tenderness Tyer shows his sister made me love him more. Loved Pierce. Loved the showdown between Pierce and Rob.

Only problem I had was the absent father role and how it was just reslolved after the prank. Growing up with a father like that they generally don’t change. They may change for a few days after a crisis but then it’s the same MO because they don’t know any different. If after Michael’s suicide the dad cut himself off from the family you would expect the same if not more of the same behavior after the shocking ending. Please don’t throw stones at me for saying this. I am only using my own experiences with how I relate the characters.

I also noticed the scenes from the park and remembered the photos from this summer, but the best part was at the beginning of the movie when he was in a red shirt. We both immediately thought of JAG!

I loved that I could recognize a shot from a photo we seen a while back, that was great!

I saw RM last night with Snickerdoodle and was so glad to have her there, but I was really worried about a RL friend that I had thought had gone to see the movie BY HERSELF!! I called and she is planning to go tomorrow, so being the good RL friend that I am, I offered to go with her!

This PSA is not to be taken lightly, ladies! Especially those who have not yet had the opportunity to see HHH in this role! PSAs are made for a reason; so that others can learn from your mistakes! Let’s all support Chekedout in her time of need and help spread the word. DO NOT go alone and make SURE you have your H00r Survival Kit fully stocked and within easy reach at all times during this movie.

Thank you. And now back to our regularly scheduled program……

Wow! Are we playing “never have I ever” b/c seriously NEVER have I ever seen RAoR this deserted before?!

So I’ve been MIA b/c I left work Friday and went to dinner with my friend and then off to see Remember Me.

Here’s a recap…the theater was packed! Not an empty seat at the 7:25pm showing on Friday night! So f’in thrilled for Rob! I immediately thought of JAG & how happy you’d be! I got to see the Eclipse trailer, nothing new though, same one I saw here Friday morning. The RM experience was wonderful! The only problem I had was with the group of teeny boppers to my left & right which nearly got a heeled boot thrown at their heads! I had to keep my cool though as to not interrupt my mojo.

ROB WAS FANTASTIC! SO FUCKING ADORABLE & SEXY! SO FUNNY! I was a proud hoOr & proud mamabear all at the same time.

I had some moments where I cracked up internally that I recognized SOOO many shots from pics online but to see them on the big screen was a much more intense experience! There was one scene where I thought verbadum “Hey, there’s FakerParis”! lmao!

Anyway, sorry for the long post but I’ve been DYING to get over here & share this with ya’ll. Oh how I wish I could have watched it with all of you!

*I hope someone actually gets to read this. Crickets*

I don’t know why – but I did not cry – not even a little tear. I had read the script – but no tears – wonder why?

Loved it though – we all need a RAoR S.L.U.T. – only $19.95…….

Ok the 5:

1. Armed Forces ~ cuz he IS armed & dangerous with: those eyes…that stare, body… not to mention his beautiful soul* le sigh

2.Mount Ranier ~ a natural wonder of grace and beauty.

3. Repeat.. No surprise here
Eros ~ the primordial god of sexual love and beauty. He was also worshipped as a fertility deity. (A panty poofing Prince GAH)

4. villain hmmmmm…Incubus Anomaly comes to mind…

5. One word: Delicious ~highly pleasing to the senses, esp. to taste or smell: a delicious dinner; a delicious aroma
YUMMY

Went to see RM today and had to keep telling myself to quit gettin lost in him and pay attention to the da** movie.It was awesome,he’s just wonderful.

*waving to everybody,you guys are so funny*

I’m not as quick witted as all of you, so I’ll just keep handing you all drinks while you make me laugh out loud at your replies. I’m dying here! You hOOrs rock!