It’s time to have little more fun this weekend…as if Remember Me wasn’t good enough!
New York City looked good on Rob!
more NYC pretty after the bicep bump…
The song!
Lickitylick
UNF!
Sweet view!
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What has JAG been READING?
The Black Dagger Brotherhood: Vampires, Smut and Big erm Daggers ;)
8 Thick, Sexy Books in the series so far!
Currently On JAGs Bedside Table?!
WFE: TEAM ROSIE GEAR
BEL AMI: Fan Version
Complete with pictures of Rob as Georges Duroy!
Rob’s Next Project!
READ it, TRUST ME!REMEMBER ME on DVD!!!
Am I the first to arrive? Well, heck, let me get the drinks ready…
Yes, I wanna touch Rob, & he wants to touch me too… #iwish But I love that song!
Rob should wear more black tees…they look hawt on him!
CHEERS, lovely ladies! By the way…Remember Me was UHMAZING! I feel like one of his close friends because of the amount of pride I have for him! Nobody can say he doesn’t have talent after that one.
Anyways, let’s get this party started!!
*cue music* Welcum to Smutty Sinarios! Live From Peeler’s House . . . It’s Saturday Night! Woot Woot! Thank you God, it is time to play once again! I am so very ready!!!! I have been in serious need of a good rogering! I mean, er, Robbering, er I mean . . . I don’t know what the hell I mean! So let’s just get down to business . . . some dirty business! Two games tonight: Top 5 and something new . . .The Rob LookaLike Contest! So let’s get it on after these messages from our sponsers at The PattinAngel Relocation Detail! Now offering protection services in the Greater Midwest! Just call us! We can handle any douchebag, big or small, armed or not! We’lll relocate him to the bottom of a lake for you!!!
Breaking down the Top 5!
1. If Rob was a branch of the miltary what would he be?
2. If Rob was a natural wonder (Victoria Falls, The Great Barrier Reef) what would he be?
3. If Rob were a Greek God, who would he embody and why? I just want to hear you all talk about his body . . . again.
4. If Rob was a villan (Lex Luther, Dr. Moriarty) who would he be and why?
5. If Rob was a question on Jeopardy, how would he be worded and what would he be?
Alright give it to me hard and fast! But first this message from the State of Hawaii! Now offering tax incentives to Rob Lovers!!!
We’re back let’s move on to the second part of our game called “the Rob LookaLike” contest! Yes, you know I can find them but what do you do with them? I don’t know. Really? Any suggestions? That’s what I want to know tonight, what would you do if you met a Rob LookALike? Talk to him? Ask for his number? Wink at him?
So let Peeler know cause she is in dire need of some Angel advice!!!!!
More after this word from our sponsers at Big Sexxy Hair! Official hair product of the Twilight Set!
WOOT I lurve the party post!
1.The airforce…he takes me higher…lol…this is actually a fantasy of mine, Captain Rob would initiate me into the mile high club!
2.Well he causes Victoria falls around here daily *snicker*…umm I’m going to go with Northern lights, soooo beautiful and awe inspiring!
3.Eros…Erotic love/passionate sex…I totally googled that shizz!
4.Ernst Stavro Blofeld from bond because I want him to stroke my kitty…lol googlesd that one too…could ya tell!?
5.We don’t have jeopardy so…
And if you see a rob look-a-like somewhere you jump the mofo bb!And then ask him if he’ll be shared and call me!!!
1. Marine Corps because it’s primary specialty is to assault, capture, and control “beach heads,” which then provide a route to attack the enemy from almost any direction. HHH assault’s our senses, captures our heart, controls our heads and we all wish he would attack us.
2. Aurora Borealis … because it’s mesmerizing and each one is unique.
3. Apollo … God of Sun (Light), Truth, Music, Healing
4. Electro. His powers include shooting up to one million volts of electricity from his fingertips.
5. This actor is best known for playing a young, but not really, brooding character.
YEAH!!! *puts par-tay hat on, blows bugle*
1. Marines ~Semper Fidelis~ Rob’s Always Faithful to…make your panties drop and give him 20, carry a big gun and know how to use it, storm your beaches, play revelry on his horn….
2. Rob is the new natural wonder. I would like to enlist all the PattinAngelz help to erect(hehe) Mt. Robmore so we can climb all over it.
3. Dionysus~ God of wine, madness, and pleasure. He makes me wanna get tipsy, go crazy with lust and give him pleasure…yes, please.
4. Darth Vader *snort* He could bring me over to the darkside and use the force to make me do all kinds of naughty things, like play with his lightsaber.
5. Wow, that’s a hard one(twss) How’s bout…
~Potent Potables~
Q. What do you get when you mix one shot sexhair, two parts fuckme stare, and pinch of hand/jaw/thigh-porn?
A.What is a Vagsplosion?
You are correct!
LOL, I’m pretty lame at this….Peeler, if I were single and found a Rob look-alike, I would use every trick in the book to get into his pants! WOOT!
Boy ladies it is sure quiet in here. Just wanted to tell Capri she’s fucking amazing and should write FF!! Please girlfriend you really should.
Just a one shot please.
Glad to have you back Peeler!! Let’s get this party started. Hopefully the lack of h00rs so far is because they’re all “glued” to their theatre seats with their fellow Pattin Purvs watching our man do his thing!!
1. Branch of the Military – Army, ’cause he makes me want to “be all that I can be”!
2. Natural Wonder – Niagara Falls for the amount of “flow” and electricity he provides!
3. Greek God – Dionyus, the God of wine, parties, drunkeness and pleasure!!
4. Villain – “what if he’s not the villain, what if he’s the good guy?” (Sorry SM, had to turn your line on it’s head)
5. Jeopardy – Actor who *poofs* more panties than any other man on the planet? OR Man who has siglehandedly boosted the sales of SHAMWOW jizz towels?
1) The Army — wasn’t their slogan once: Be All that You Can Be …
2) Pffftt — easy one: Old Faithful
visual: http://www.yellowstonenationalpark.org/images/1920s-OldFaithfulGeyser-at-Sunset.jpg
3) Adonis (quote from wiki: ‘An extremely attractive, youthful male is often called an Adonis’)
4) Um … how ’bout: Dracula (he already has the vamp-thing down – let’s see him as a truly villainous one).
5) Which young, British actor has girls of all ages lusting over him every second of every day?
You ladies make my day, everyday. And nights too, for that matter.
I’m not as quick witted as all of you, so I’ll just keep handing you all drinks while you make me laugh out loud at your replies. I’m dying here! You hOOrs rock!
robitized~I’m with you,i’m not as witty as these ladys,they crack me up.
Went to see RM today and had to keep telling myself to quit gettin lost in him and pay attention to the da** movie.It was awesome,he’s just wonderful.
*waving to everybody,you guys are so funny*
Hi h00rs-you missed me?? I got my RL friend totes drunk n shes snorin in the spare room so I can play (for a bit-it is 3am UK time).
I am totes outta ideas for partay post-I always mega fail at this so goin straight to Q2…..I would never ever settle for a copy cat-I’m sure enuf of myself to wait for the real deal!! (Who am I kiddin?? Would so already have them tied to the bed ready to service me on an hourly basis-more if they’re any good, lol)
Damn it-gotta go bed now!! Sorry I missed everyone. Hope its cos you’re all at cinema watchin RM!! You lucky h00rs!! Will try come bk 2moz wen RL friend visits her mother-in-law. Miss you all tons.x.
PSA…checkedout will not be responding to perving party posts because she is currently in the fetal position wedged behind the back row of seats at her local cinema. She was seen earlier in the evening moaning and throwing ten dollar bills at cinema employees. Authorities suspect she was caught unprepared, i.e. without her RM h00r survival kit, in the cinema. The Robulance has been called and her hubby has dashed home for her laptop and Robporn stash. Doctors are confident that she will make a full recovery after viewing RM a hella fucking lot more damn times. This has been your PSA for today. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMTANCES SEE RM WITHOUT YOUR H00R RM SURVIVAL KIT. (see JAG’s previous post)
Oh, You poor thing! *gathers Checkedout into a big hug*
I saw RM last night with Snickerdoodle and was so glad to have her there, but I was really worried about a RL friend that I had thought had gone to see the movie BY HERSELF!! I called and she is planning to go tomorrow, so being the good RL friend that I am, I offered to go with her!
This PSA is not to be taken lightly, ladies! Especially those who have not yet had the opportunity to see HHH in this role! PSAs are made for a reason; so that others can learn from your mistakes! Let’s all support Chekedout in her time of need and help spread the word. DO NOT go alone and make SURE you have your H00r Survival Kit fully stocked and within easy reach at all times during this movie.
Thank you. And now back to our regularly scheduled program……
~~~~SPOILER ALERT~~~~
confession time : last night when I saw what was coming I ALMOST got up and ran out cuz I couldnt bare it…
going again Sunday, don’t think it will be any easier though
Checked out <3 & h00r hugs BB
Ok the 5:
1. Armed Forces ~ cuz he IS armed & dangerous with: those eyes…that stare, body… not to mention his beautiful soul* le sigh
2.Mount Ranier ~ a natural wonder of grace and beauty.
3. Repeat.. No surprise here
Eros ~ the primordial god of sexual love and beauty. He was also worshipped as a fertility deity. (A panty poofing Prince GAH)
4. villain hmmmmm…Incubus Anomaly comes to mind…
5. One word: Delicious ~highly pleasing to the senses, esp. to taste or smell: a delicious dinner; a delicious aroma
YUMMY
Well I did what I oculd for Rob this weekend. I saw Remember Me Friday night and then again today – I had to tell my hubby I was shopping for jeans today though – sadly, I couldn’t find any I liked…….any that weren’t already attached to Rob’s fine ass that is…..muwahahaha
I don’t know why – but I did not cry – not even a little tear. I had read the script – but no tears – wonder why?
Loved it though – we all need a RAoR S.L.U.T. – only $19.95…….
*SPOILER FREE So All my e~besties can read
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Wow! Are we playing “never have I ever” b/c seriously NEVER have I ever seen RAoR this deserted before?!
So I’ve been MIA b/c I left work Friday and went to dinner with my friend and then off to see Remember Me.
Here’s a recap…the theater was packed! Not an empty seat at the 7:25pm showing on Friday night! So f’in thrilled for Rob! I immediately thought of JAG & how happy you’d be! I got to see the Eclipse trailer, nothing new though, same one I saw here Friday morning. The RM experience was wonderful! The only problem I had was with the group of teeny boppers to my left & right which nearly got a heeled boot thrown at their heads! I had to keep my cool though as to not interrupt my mojo.
ROB WAS FANTASTIC! SO FUCKING ADORABLE & SEXY! SO FUNNY! I was a proud hoOr & proud mamabear all at the same time.
I had some moments where I cracked up internally that I recognized SOOO many shots from pics online but to see them on the big screen was a much more intense experience! There was one scene where I thought verbadum “Hey, there’s FakerParis”! lmao!
Anyway, sorry for the long post but I’ve been DYING to get over here & share this with ya’ll. Oh how I wish I could have watched it with all of you!
*I hope someone actually gets to read this. Crickets*
IKR!! where is everybody?!!
I am so glad to hear that your theater was packed, both times I went it was almost empty(maybe 30 ppl) but I am doin my part as well seeing as I am goin for a third time tomorrow(sunday)!!
I loved that I could recognize a shot from a photo we seen a while back, that was great!
Snickerdoodle & I saw it together last night and every so often we would lean over and say the name of a Ffn story that the scene reminded us of…i.e. at his job “The Weight of Words” etc.
I also noticed the scenes from the park and remembered the photos from this summer, but the best part was at the beginning of the movie when he was in a red shirt. We both immediately thought of JAG!
****Talking about Remember me****
Do NOT read if you haven’t seen this movie:
Love the sex scenes. Love the part after the water fight when he gets out of the tub and you see some Robcrack.
Loved Chris Cooper. Loved the comic relief. Loved Ruby and the brother/sister relationship. The tenderness Tyer shows his sister made me love him more. Loved Pierce. Loved the showdown between Pierce and Rob.
Only problem I had was the absent father role and how it was just reslolved after the prank. Growing up with a father like that they generally don’t change. They may change for a few days after a crisis but then it’s the same MO because they don’t know any different. If after Michael’s suicide the dad cut himself off from the family you would expect the same if not more of the same behavior after the shocking ending. Please don’t throw stones at me for saying this. I am only using my own experiences with how I relate the characters.
My hubby is looking over to me
Confirming his wife is stir crazy
When told she will be going to see
Her eighth session of Remember Me;
He rolls his eyes in incredulity
And smirks most condescendingly -
“I hope you know you are too lucky
To have an indulgent sucker like me,
Who does not consider it adultery
When you do outrageous pervery
Get up to all kinds of cyber-naughty
With this Rob guy who is way too pretty
And far more young and far more wealthy…”
I smile and reply demurely
Remind him of my spousal piety
And of my overwhelming sincerity
And adoring his pandering to me;
“Remember when we chose to marry
Remember I was always weird territory
Recall all our past life and history
When raising our beloved progeny of three,
How we endured pain and tragedy
All those memories are of me!
So leave me to my fantasy
And trust I continue in fidelity,
You are the love of my life to me
Robert only my screen sweet pea…”
He waves as he walks away from me
One more backward glance to turn to see
Me smiling as broadly as broad can be
Me loving that he is watching me!
I love that he maintains his faith in me,
I love he knows better than to be contrary,
Sharing my past and future with me
I love that he loves and that he still remembers me…
Hee hee hee, had to share that with you
me loves me hubby, me do!
sorry cannot play the game today
have to go pick up my daughter right away!
ciao bella!