WOOT! My PC is STD-Free so it’s back to our regularly scheduled pervgramming! So you knew we’d do it right? Yep we’re three-waying Robert Pattinson and AnOther Man, hmmm does that make it a FOURgy? LOL Oh and we’re also gonna throw in some random Eclipse Trailer comments too…
myrobertpattinson: heyyyy
MP: Hi Jen. Morning. You woke up to some great shit eh? ANd some not so great shit..
JAG: lol
myrobertpattinson: lol i was like this trailer blows
myrobertpattinson: all i could do was look at her shiteous wig
JAG: unholy abomination
MP: Aaah, I liked it. Maybe bc it made me sing New order “Until your heart stops beating”
MP: Let’s start where I get weak – with the cross legged pic
MP: I think I love the bouffant pictures. Whenever his hair is tall, I swoon
The 3-way after the lap ride…
JAG: sigh jizz died
MP: I want to lighten the color and look for crotch nuggets
JAG: manfur, I luvd the GQ shoot
MP: Arms..
myrobertpattinson: He looks super furry here.
JAG: he looks hung OVER
MP: Dare I say I like it when he doesn’t smile?
JAG: Im pretty sure those are the Robnana Nut muffin prada jeans he stole from the shoot
MP: Yeah, the little cigarette ash hole gives it away..
JAG: you can just see the start of the rip in the left knee
myrobertpattinson: I want to crawl into his lap, plant my fat ass right there in the middle.
JAG: pressing your heat against his junk #toomuchsmutforme
MP: Until he finds your center..
myrobertpattinson: my heat? lol
MP: And fills it with his hot goodness. I make my own terminology.
JAG: as you buck in pleasure and he gets even harder
MP: You saying you’re a b-hole virgin?
JAG: fans self
myrobertpattinson: There are no virgins in this cave sweety.
MP: That would be a great position for boob grabbage
myrobertpattinson: Let’s get to the FUCKHAWT TRAILER PARK TEE SHIRT PIC
JAG: hard math question? Fart face
MP: Seriously.. “Damn what was my next line”
JAG: OFace “get me a tylenol” me likey the fingers
MP: 1980′s jeans jacket
JAG: I had that jacket
MP: At the age of 10?
UNF
myrobertpattinson: YES YES YES COME TO MAMA
JAG: hello bicep bump LICKLICKLICKLICK
myrobertpattinson: This is sooo a “I’m getting my dick sucked and it feels gooood” face
MP: His face looks all squishy.
JAG: this is so trailer trash, Rob’s name should be Bobby-Tom
myrobertpattinson: Tongue my balls!
MP: Really? He looks like he’s digging a trench at the construction site.
myrobertpattinson: Oh God I love Ruffneck Rob
JAG: I’m picturing a tool belt just below that picture
myrobertpattinson: Yah and nothing else
MP: I’m picturing a shovel.
JAG: like a hammer and maybe a drill
MP: Dirt under his nails.
myrobertpattinson: and a large hard TOOL
JAG: and Bobby-tom is gonna fix mah double wide
MP: Outhouse in the background..
myrobertpattinson: He can fix my double wide ass
MP: Empty beer cans on the ground No teeth in his mouth
myrobertpattinson: Shut up MP
JAG: I like it I like blue collar Bobby-Tom
MP: Stinky sideburns from construction hat head..
myrobertpattinson: You are killin my lady boner
JAG: Imma bout to block MP
MP: Tee hee
myrobertpattinson: I want to know the back story for every.single.hole. in that shirt
JAG: that would make for some gooooooooood porn
MP: “the deeper you get the sweeter the pain, don’t give up the game until your heart stops beating”
MP: (sorry – eclipse trailer again)
HeadMasterRob
JAG: what up with the stink eye
myrobertpattinson: I’m not a big fan of this pic.
MP: Polar opposite
JAG: he’s too done-up
MP: So pristine.
JAG: he looks uncomfortable and unhappy
myrobertpattinson: He looks like a Principal
MP: He could flog me anyday..
myrobertpattinson: Do they still do corporal punishment? Yes please!
JAG: HeadMasterRob
JAG: HeadMistressJAG
JAG: reminds me of that VF group pic where he was way in the background dancing like a tool
MP: Oooh – the hair is kinda dancing VF you’re right.
myrobertpattinson: omg it so does JAG lmao I thought he looked like a goddamn retard in that pic
JAG: HE DID
myrobertpattinson: his face was all DOY
When BAD pictures happen to HOT guys!
MP: You need to photoshop a crest on his suit in this pic
myrobertpattinson: I was waiting for him to start flapping his fingers across his chest. Flippy
JAG: LMAO
myrobertpattinson: Hell, it waits for me.
Penny for your thoughts...
myrobertpattinson: VEIN
JAG: why oh why do I like smoking rob so much wow major veinporn
MP: Vein!!
JAG: elf ears
myrobertpattinson: Pretty. ::sigh::
JAG: it is, it’s pretty and compelling. wish i knew what he was thinking
JAG: look at his eyelashes Holy shit
MP: His ears are huge. He’ll fit right in with the elephants.
myrobertpattinson: MP you are crusin’ for a bruisin’
MP: This picture is gorgeous. Wonder why they didn’t use it. It’s too early to perv. Sorry. Must snark instead.
JAG: Im just staring
MP: I’m a night perver..
JAG: O.o
MP: Aw cmon – i wanna discuss his creepy smoking picture.
JAG: OK
O.o
MP: He looks like he just killed someone..His method of smoking freaks me out. He enjoys it way too much.
JAG: he sucks way too hard erm that actually sounds hot
myrobertpattinson: Did you notice that all the Bel Ami pics last week he didn’t have a ciggy?
JAG: I did notice that how odd I would like him to quit
myrobertpattinson: That like never happens
JAG: someday
MP: I didn’t notice that. Maybe he’d just finished.
myrobertpattinson: Maybe he has to quit to fit into Breaking Dawn. He’s aging by the month. LOL
MP: Or it was gonna ruin his makeup.
JAG: but I fear that he would replace one habit with another, in typical taurus fashion
MP: He’s gonna get REALLY fluffy if he tries to quit. Smoking to food.. Or sex. Oooo
JAG: or booze
MP: Yeah, booze. I could see that.. He did say the one thing he can’t live without is beer (be-ah)
JAG: really? i think he needs to learn to cope better before he quits
JAG: where did Jen go? JEN STOP LICKING THE SCREEN
Here it is, ladies!!!
YAY!!!!! So ready for June!
I really did just squeak-think it was gonna be a fangirl scream thn I remembered I hate the screamers!!
God he looks good!!! Victoria threw me but hell I’m not going to see her anyway!
I think held my breath through the entire thing. I gotta admit it, though – hope floats after all.
Damn! I was hoing for a little groping on the bed action!!
I hope this is only a quickie for RM, because it didn’t have me quivering like the NM trailer did. Let’s see a little action Slade!!!
dee is right he looks GOOD!!!! ( but when doesn’t he?)
I am officially dead. Robward is so fucking gorgeous it hurts.
Christa, I agree with you. I’m not getting the same feeling I did with the NM trailer. I watched it 4 times hoping to get that squee feeling, but not at all. Of course, Rob looks great as always. Hard for that man not to, no matter what they do to him!!!
*Blocking out shiteous wig and the new Victoria*
Rob’s voice just did me in! *le sigh*
Not sure how I feel about it yet, but, can I just say, Rob’s voice just did me in!
motherf*cking SWOON!
PS – Team LeFevre!!!!
RTPgirl I hate when they change actors like they did with Victoria, I like continuity
I’m with you on the voice, even that little taste we got yesterday just melted me
Oh God I love it! I totally Squeed when I saw it! I don’t know, maybe it’s because it’s my fave book, but I think Eclipse is gonna be so much better than NM!
I also hate that they changed Victoria. *fumes*
Oh Robward, how you rock my world.
*shell packing suitcase and tent to camp out for premier*
Can I get my space RIGHT NOW in line??? I can be a hobo with hobos!!
OK, must put outta my mind. Must remain focused. RM, RM, Tyler, RM, RM, Tyler. Feel better now.
My honest, depraved response – I want to wash that damn makeup off of his face with my tongue.
Looks exciting and beautifully filmed and I look forward to seeing it when it comes out and seeing ROBERT *IN IT* even more than following the continuing Twilight saga…but I have to say….I’m looking forward to seeing GRITTY, DOWN TO EARTH, REAL LIFE, EMOTIONAL, PASSIONATE Remember Me this weekend that I can’t even contemplate Eclipse at this point. To see Rob play a character human and down to earth and closer in some ways to who he is in real life, wearing ROB type clothes…is going to kill me. It’s as close to Rob as *WE’LL* ever see or be close to..any way. Sigh…..nice promo of Eclipse however. Lovely Rob as always….sigh.
I’m ashamed to say I let out a big fangirl squee. Eclipse is my favourite book and I can’t wait to see this. Robward is looking super hot.
Don’t feel bad Jen…I fangirled too!
JAG, did you mean orgy instead of Fourgy?
The three of you having your wicked way with Rob, what a great way to start the morning.
“imma bout to block MP” lol
“I want to crawl into his lap, plant my fat ass right there in the middle.” MRP- I’m right there with you baby!!!
I’ve changed the spelling of his name from Georges to Ge Orgy LOL
And gee willickers Bobby Tom can toss me up on the tailgate of his beat up ole pick up truck and fuck me silly me any ole day UNGH!!!
it’s ALL jizz typing just thinking about Rob in an orgy scene in Bel Ami. We are all 3209483204938243eijaoiufpad9s8uaf excited over seeing it come out. “That’s what SHE said”. LOL
dee, love your renaming of Georges to Ge Orgy. SO FUNNY…..
Yes, Jen….Robward looks way sexier in this one. The hair, everything! Was it just me, or does Tater look like the abs have flabbed some? He doesn’t look as buff as he did in NM. I love Eclipse. It was my fav, too!
Eclipse trailer up!!!
Okay, I watched this full screen about 5 or 6 times, maybe more….I lost count… *THUD*
LOL Alice we must have posted at the same time LOL cause I did check hahaha
~~~~~FIRST & FOREMOST LADIES! PLEASE KEEP RAoR A SPOILER FREE ZONE FOR REMEMBER ME!!!!! AT LEAST FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS~~~~~
“and Bobby-tom is gonna fix mah double wide”
Oh my Gawd JAG! Bwahahahaha! Too funny!
BUT I disagree! That pic is so fucking hawt & my Rob baby could never be a redneck! just sayin’.
Eclipse trailer looks good but I can’t hear it b/c I’m at work! ugh!
Three ways are the best! twss
Hey smitten…my phone sex sista!
YES…pleeeeeaaaassseee…no spoilers…Well, I may just have to stay offline for about a week, because I just can’t bring myself to go to the theater looking like this!
I have to wait….*sobbing hysterically*
Thanks for saying that, SBB…I’m trying to stay a RM virgin until tomorrow!!!
“Isabella Swan, I promise to love you every moment of forever” SIGH!!!!
God, those eyelashes!!!
GAWD That and the I’ll protect you line HOLY SHIT!!!
OMG I love both of those lines…falling in love all over again with Robward. Is it June yet?
Do I HAVE to change the month on my Rob calendar when next month gets here? I just LOVE the f*ck me stare I’m getting from March! Hmmm…but next month has finger and beanie porn! LOL! Decisions, decisions, decisions…
He can fix my double wide ass. LMFAO!!!! perfect. You h00rs are hilarious.
Eclipse trailer. I’m ded.
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You guys crack my shit up with the 3 ways!
GQ pic – I have come to realize that there is a direct correlation between the wildness of his hair and the temperature /moisture content of my hoohah. Yes, MRP, I too want to crawl in, plant my fat ass right there in the middle and become much better acquainted with nutmuffin!!
Denim jacket – I actually did have it way back in the day (I wasn’t 10, but close). Truth be told, at this very moment it is hanging in the back of the closet in my spare bedrom. Sentimental value (not gonna get into the shit I did while wearing it, but it was FUN).
VF tard dancing pic – I had seen it but had repressed the memory. Gee thanks guys. I think I may have PTSD now.
Thank God I am not the only one that loves the vein. GRRR! I bet it pops out when he cums. Ok, sorry I’m being bad this AM (but you know it does – hehe).
Bobby-Tom – Just too fucking funny. But I see TWO large, hard, pulsing jackhammers down below. Yes ‘mam, you know what I mean. All its missing is a couple of beads of sweat . . . mmmm
On another note, just wanna express my sarcastic thanks to KStew for educating me last night on Leno about the fact that the English call sausages “bangers.” CHRIST!
Spunk- “I have come to realize that there is a direct correlation between the wildness of his hair and the temperature /moisture content of my hoohah.” lol TOO TRUE!! That hair turns me up to “11″, it’s like Niagra Falls down there.
Spunksouth! you made me spit my coffee out re the Vein Porn
‘I bet it pops out when he cums’
Ive got the visual on that
Jesus Mary and Joseph!
Oh Yeah, I would totally lick that vein after he cums, well after I stood up from licking something else!
I love the vein right along with you… because it makes me thinks of other veins in other places *blushing, runs away*
Holy Tyler on a Bike!!
That first picture – killed me…..
You H00rs make me laugh EVERY day…just sayin’
MP, you were totes killing my pervy. As per usual, you ladies didn’t disappoint with the funny.
However, I must say I was a bit disappointed with the trailer. It felt just like everything else we’ve gotten from Eclipse- too tight-lipped. I was missing the “POW-make-me-so-incredibly-eager-to-see-this-movie” moment. Plus, Victoria kept throwing me off.
Yet, when Jake & Robward were having their discussion, um…. Rob looked very pretteh. I appreciated that.
~Christina
Warning! Lack of enthusiasm begins now…
My biggest fear is that they are going to ruin Eclipse. I liked Twilight, I liked NM but I want to LOVE Eclipse. It’s my fav of the books. I just hope they get it right. I hope Jasper & Rosalie look real & not claymation (sp?).
Regardless, I’m still going to buy it when it’s out on dvd just as I did with the others, good or not so good.
Smooches Chris! Hope you’re doing better these days. Spring is starting to finally show it’s face around here so we’ll soon be over our cabin fever winter blues.
Christina, I was very moved by what you wrote yesterday. Have been thinking about you ever since. My dad was an alcoholic but he got to AA and altho he still died young he died sober and we had that special time together. What a survivor you are xo
Christina, I agree with IGD, I was completely moved when I read your comment from yesterday, and what had happened to you! I grew up with a physically and emotionally abusive father, but it was nothing compared to what you described, I’m just so sorry that you had to endure that at such a young age.
SBB, I am so with you bb! I lovvvve Eclipse, and so don’t want to walk out of the theatre making a list of the things they DID NOT include. *crossing fingers*
I just keep telling myself, I need to take the books as the books, and the movies as the movies. Does that make sense?? I listened to both Twilight and Breaking Dawn on CD (which Rocked for a 12 hour Road trip), and if they would make a movie word-for-word I would sit my add down in a pair of depends and watch all 16 hours worth! LOL! A girl can dream!
I’m depressed.
How the hell am I meant to wait until April 2nd to see Remember Me?
It sucks to be me.
That does suck bb.
I posted a warning to keep this a spoiler free zone for a few days. I didn’t know ya’ll were going to have to wait until April though! That’s bs!
(((Hugs)))) *kicks Summitt in the balls for you* I feel for all the overseas Angels…
thanks girls, I dont care about the spoilers too much cos Ive read the script etc. but the Aussie girls are raving about it and I’m just dying to see it. hehe April 2nd is Good Friday and instead of saying my prayers, I’ll be recharging my Hobo all day LOL
It will definitely be a very good friday. Hopefully I’m not working so I will be camped out waiting for the cinema to open, I think I might stay there all day.
Don’t worry bb – it is well worth the wait!! You’ll see it more than once anyways….
I know….it feels like there’s a party somewhere and all your mates have been invited….but not you
X
I’ve added the Eclipse trailer to my routine of Bothered, Biel’s Edward vid and Jimmy Kimmel “when did you cry last” clip. I was waiting til I was coherent to post… realized that coherency is not going to happen. In fact, I forsee being a babbling mess for the next week or so… hope you guys are okay with some epic jizztyping.
3-way had me in tears again. JAG “I’m gonna block MP” lol. But where you guys are seeing a construction worker or James Dean, I’m seeing Danny F*cking Zucko!!! And the dancing picture didn’t help… that’s in Grease too!
Okay back to watching vids and tweeting nonsense. I drank the koolaid people… I’m in deep now.
LMAO re seeing Danny Zucko
me too! how f*cked up is that?
I have hit an all time pervin low (or high, howeva you want to look at it.)
Vein PORN FTMFW!!
To quote SpunkSouth as she so eloquently put it.
“‘I bet it pops out when he cums”
GAH, that visual, with the O face. *shell in fetal position rocking back and forth”
I just want to run my tongue up and down it. That is so wrong. It’s like all my vampire fantasies are showing themselves.
Oh yeah I’d like to run my tongue up and down that vein, after I’ve stood up from running my tongue up and down something else!
Yeeaaahhhh Baby!!
I bet that bad boy really pops when hes mad…mmm Fifty…angry sex FTMFW!
I wonder if he has any other prominent veins….o.O
Yep, I’d like to get my mouth on the head vein or, indeed, the head vein!
Angry sex. Vein poppin’. Ded.
yeah baby…the Rob forehead vein is HOT. MMMMM Want to make it pump. Wonder what I need to make pump to get that sucker visually predominant? MMMMM MMMM MMMMM Did someone say hot, vein porn, angry sex and Rob perving? Oh yeah, can’t get enough of that. Robert is so inspiring. Help me…
I’m lovin’ the vein…alot. I’d love to watch the head vein throb in unison with the peen vein while my hand wrapped around it….I can actually feel that in my hand right now, and it’s making my hand twitch…….
I am now going to be on vein porn alert for RM!! YUMMY!!
*Blacklace legs it into RAoR and slams the door behind her before triple bolting it and running for her h00rs*
Jaysus what a day…ever think your RL friends deliberately set out to do your bloody nut in?!Mine could have Phds in dickwad behaviour…for real!
So I only just got in and come home to this fantastic post…I love you h00rs!The Rob pics are hawt…when he smokes I die…every single time…
it just screams sex!
The Eclipse trailer was pretty good…but short so it was hard to get a good read…plus the wig and the mutt got in the way of truly enjoying the robward goodness!Dayum hes lookin’ gooood!All of his lines melted me (b’coz he said them duh…and they were very sweet), but does anyone else feel like scummit are pushing the “love triangle” a little too much?…I never saw it that way until they started the films…and I don’t think I will ever be persuaded that Jacob is a viable alternative…puhleeze!
But Rob in that black shirt in the scene with Jacob DIED me…he should wear black more often…really as if you would choose anyone else…”I’ll protect you no matter what”…swoooon!
So you guys must be excited about tomorrow eh?I’m so jealous over here…I want reviews ya hear?…consider it h00r homework!
Lurve you all!
xxx
“The mutt got in the way” I LOVE THAT! Oh, BLRL I’m still giggling! But srsly there shoulda been more Edward!! I must go back and watch the trailer again. I saw that black shirt and I was gone. Don’t remember Jacob in the scene.
BLRL~I myself have never understood the team Jacob thing.I mean it seems to me that anyone who has read the books would see that the only reason they were drawn to each other was because she would be Renesme’s mother.Thats how I took it but I could be wrong.So BOO team Tater.GO Robward.
I can’t wait to see the movie though.I just hope it’s better than NM.I thought the vampires looked way too fake in NM.
As I always say, let the tweens be ALL about Team Tater>>> They can have him!!
I agree Shell-kids do love a puppy so chuck TL a stick in their direction.
BLARL I think we need to have a chat w/ summit-how effin dare they. I suppose when I first heard about RM I thought thy mite let us have it same time as evry1 else. I bloody hate it wen I’m wrong.
@LHE-I never got the triangle either, it was wrote in NM tht Bella wanted Jacob as an older brother and it really pisses me off wen ppl say B should be w/ J. Not a chance. The story is about falling in love with a vampire-not beastiality!
Got to say after watching the trailer tho tht J saying he would fight for B til her heart stops beating made my heart twinge. Wondering if he’s really tht good an actor or if its a case of puppy love?? Lol
The only thing Tater does for me is make me yawn. Whatever that intangible panty-melting quality is, he just aint got it.
I have to say in the beginning I didn’t even like Tater for the part of Jacob! I never thought he was HOT enough to be Jacob! I have gotten used to him buuuutt he does NOT have it!
I also have to say that Eclipse was my favorite book. The ending litrally had me bawling and running to the store for Breaking Dawn!
ROTFLMAO! These 3 ways are always so fucking hilarious! I totally sprayed coffee all over my computer when I read “Bobby Tom” because my cousin lives in a trailer park and her son is literally named Robert Lucas, and we jokingly refer to him as “Bobby Luke”!LOL! And in regards to that headmaster pic, maybe it’s just me but it totally reminds me of Fifty Shades:
http://i751.photobucket.com/albums/xx151/pattinperv2/006b5a9c-1.jpg
Also that trailer park pic totally remind me of Masen from BAtB!
Well that’s my input, I’m going back to watch the Eclipse trailer again!
Hey wifey!
Dunno if I’m just not awake enough to remember now…but what story is “BAtB”?
Wifey!{{HUGS}} I was hoping that we’d get to play together today, we usually end up missing each other, time zone differences I guess, but it’s good to see you here now! About your question, BAtB is Buried Among the Begonias by DurtyNelly.
I have a 35-y.o. mother of 4 who comes to my office. She is always wearing Twi or NM merchandise, but it’s usually Jacob related. So I asked her one day “Team Jacob or Team Edward?” and she launched into this whole tirade about how “ugly” Rob is and how hot Tay is. If my boss hadn’t been standing there, I would have told her to go f*ck herself! I’m still pissed at her. WTF????
Here’s a montage of those FuckHawt pics:
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/2010/03/11/hedi-slimane-montage/
Those are great! I love the Aussie site! Their pics are always so pretty!
Eclipse trailer screencaps!
http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/2010/03/eclipse-trailer-hd-screencaps.html
MotU updated bitches!
hahhahhah you beat me. My Twin avi friend. hehehehheheh Hey dere girl!
OMG! Squeeee! Running to read now!
Srsly!?! The emails just died me! My hardware is wet now too.
*blushes* And they said Smitten! lmao
I’m on ch. 70, only 4 more until I’m all caught up.
Holy Crap!! I let out an audible *GASP* at the end!!!
What the f*ck am I still doing here….I’m out!!!!!
debbo runs into the room happily smiling and jumping up and down with JOY:
MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE just updated.
Running…going now to read!
Oh bollocks, just remembered I deleted it from FFn when I bookmarked it on Twilighted – no wonder I can’t find it LOL!!!
Pooshanks, this comment should have been down below DOH!
MotU updated? I am outta here ….. *tumbleweed drifts across RAoR*
Oh crap, must be the smut-free FFn version. I’m waiting for the real deal on Twilighted.
Am I going mad? (That’s a rhetorical question, no need to answer!) I can’t see MotU anywhere, either on FFn or Twilighted.
Icy said on Twitter the versions are the same this time round… It happens… or rather, it didn’t happen…
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5368782/74/
Fluff, omg you have to read right now. It’s on ff only right now but like deb said it’s the same as what will be on Twilighted. Great fucking chapter!
Love the emails, the phone calls, damn it I love this story!
@SBB ditto, I love the emails!! Playful Fifty, *swoon*
When she was describing his grey pants that are slung low on his hips when he was waiting by the car for Bella, my mind wandered to another certain pair of grey pants that I have pledged too! *snicker*
Shell, this is what I pictured…I know it’s not going out attire but who the fuck cares… I so wanna pull that drawstring with my teeth! Rawwwrrr
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_33KovgfeYac/SqK2G-4pkAI/AAAAAAAAAUY/bFTwazqyiM0/s400/mark_segal_018.jpg
God Bless Mark Segal. That is true porn. That is all.
I love the emails too, what a chapter. love when he says ‘laters baby’ I just oooh and ahh over that every time
Liz….Icy said both chappies are the same. No changes on Twilighted this time…
Go read….ending is a cliffie!
Hey Ladies, great 3 way on some fuckhawt pics!
“I’m getting my dick sucked and it feels gooood” face….unf! Yes it will, Rob.That pic has completely taken over my thoughts for the day. Soo many things could be going on below where that pic cuts off…
~sigh~ Roughneck Rob is such a turn-on.
Rob, come on over and help me with my spring clean-up. I need a young, strong, sexy farmhand to help me run the machinery… I’ll need to ride you on the John Deere so I can show you just how I want things mowed…As payment for all your hard work, I’ll sever you lunch in the barn, while you take a load off on the hay bales…maybe I’ll even demonstate how I sit in the saddle and how talented I am with my best riding crop…
That fantasy is definitely motivation to get some work done, if I can keep from running to use my Hobo every 5 minutes…..
<3333's Ladies!!
oooo, total jizztype…I would never “sever” anything on Rob’s body! I would serve him plenty, though…..
Capri- That second paragraph sounds like a good premise for a new FF. Just sayin.
Now I will never look at a John Deere tractor again!! LMAO!! My parents have one, so it might be a bit disturbing-but who cares!! Hey, I get hot in my brothers volvo for Pete’s sake!!
jizztype. I will never look at a JD tractor the SAME again.
Awh jeebus what are you guys trying to do to me!I live in the irish countryside…there are more john deere tractors than people!
Lol Shell…your brothers volvo…awkward!I never saw myself finding volvos hot ever…but then I never found corn or hotpockets stimulating before either!
Win tickets to the London premiere of RM! Accomodations & travel are not included
This would be perfect for my e~besties across the pond!
http://www.mtv.co.uk/artists/robert-pattinson/competition/win-tickets-to-robert-pattinson-s-remember-me-premiere
thanks SBB Ive just entered so fingers crossed.
*fingers crossed* If you win, you could fly me there to go with you. just sayin’.
Hey, thanks Smittie. I’ve entered the comp (that’s 3 now!) Now just keeping everything crossed.
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Hello Angels!! I just updated 1929 with Chapter 9 ‘The World in a Grain of Sand’. Let me know what you think… And put down whatever you were going to throw at me, I think you’ll be… pleased
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5636885/9/1929
Oh, I just love your story. Going to read NOW!!
@beckys76
you´ve got mail, bb!
JAG! I wanna know whose ‘puter your ‘puter’s been boning without protection??!! Honestly, you must be more responsible than this *checkedout looks sternly at JAG*
I’m glad your ‘puter is STD-free! ThankGod for good antibiotics!
Great, great post, JAG! I was literally lol. Don’t like that ‘principal’ pic either — too stuffy.
Now — onto the Eclipse trailer. I didn’t read all the previous posts, so I’m probably going to end up repeated what others have said — but, here goes…
1) Where O_O are the werewolves and newborns? I thought Slade was all-actiony-oriented???
2) Don’t know ’bout some of that dialogue-delivery there…hmmmm
3) Bella’s wig??? UGH.
4) The script was heavy on love-type scenes – so I’m not going to complain there…..
5) Just looked a little thrown together at the last moment. Wonder if Slade’s newborn/fighting scenes are too hardcore for a PG-13?
Again – from the script – I’m gonna go with a big YES.
Okay – enough ranting…lol.
Oh – and I just updated my ff: Blinding:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5727940/8/Blinding
And, if you haven’t checked it out yet — here’s an excerpt/teaser from the prologue(chap 1 on ff):
“Edward lifted me up with ease and I wrapped my legs around him. He pressed me back against the door a little more roughly this time. Even through our jean layers, I could feel his massive hardness press against my wet core. We moaned against each other’s mouths at the same time, and then my lips fell hungrily upon his.
Despite what I had said…and knew he heard, he made no attempt to remove any of my clothing…although our groping…grinding…teasing…and touching…continued unabated.
There was something very erotic about it…moving together as if we weren’t fully-clothed.”
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5727940/1/Blinding
Loved the chappie Susie!!
JAG!!! I wetted myself reading this three-way!!!
“Empty beer cans on the ground No teeth in his mouth”
*lying on back, legs kicking in the air, fists smacking on the ground* Whooaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
…uhh.. I’m now picturing Rob with no teeth in his mouth…
Ooh what do I care, I would still French kiss him.
Yeah right, as if…….
*legs kicking harder, grabbing crotch to prevent peeing again*
Wwhahoahaaaahaaahooehaaaaaaaa!!!!!
And to complement the new Eclipse trailer — something fun:
hehehheheh That pretty much sums it up. LOL
That is so cute.
Hey ladies, FluffyLiz reviewed Ch. 24 of OTI and it’s with my beta now. It’s a super long chapter at over 10,000 words. Hopefully, it will be up in a few days.
Here’s a little teaser to tide you over:
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He lifted one leg and kissed, licked and bit his way from thigh to foot and back up again, repeating the process with the other leg. He planted feather light kisses behind each knee. “Look at these long legs. There’s nothing like having them wrapped around me.”
The realization set in that he was taking his time, worshipping my body. He was still “making it up” to me.
“You’re being so good to me,” I said.
He scoffed, “You’re joking, right? Do you realize how much doing this turns me on? I’m being good to myself. I can’t wait to make you come in my mouth. After I do, I’m going to bury myself inside you and give you a proper shagging.”
Fuck yes.
Instead of making his way back up my legs, Rob flipped me over on my stomach. I turned my head to the side so I could see what he was doing. He was straddling my lower back, without putting all his weight on me.
He explained, “I’m going to play the B side now.” He knew about the B side. Impressive. Almost to himself he added, “Mhmm, where should I start?”
He grabbed my hair into a ponytail and tugged on it lightly.
Without thinking I got up on all fours, pushing him off me in the process.
Even though I wanted him to finish what he had started, the thought of fulfilling one of his fantasies and feeling him taking me from behind, doggy style, catapulted my lust into oblivion.
As soon as Rob saw me pushing my ass up, he groaned loudly, and said, “What are you doing, love? I want to make you come, but bloody hell, the sight of your gorgeous bum inviting me in like that is too much. Come here.”
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Big smooches to all of you. And to the ones who want them, big spankings. Whack!
Ohhhhhhh…..thanks for the sneak peak. I can’t wait.
Sweet Jeezus Scilla!! Ya trying to kill me???!?!?? WOOF!! Can’t wait for the next update! (Did I use enough exclamation points?!?)
OHHHH Scilla, can’t wait for that. Your story owns my add!!!
Delicious
*bows to the queen of Rob-smut*
good gawd, Scilla….that certainly got my vaj-j-j goin’! when’s that chappy up, girl??????? (got plenty of new batteries ready!)…..
NOT READING ANY POSTS ABOUT ECLIPSE TRAILER OR REMEMBER ME! LALALALALALALALALALA………
Oh, Scilla! Get that posted soon!!!! Yeow!!
I broke down TTC, I watched the Eclipse trailer…. I’m so weak!
I haven’t watched or read anything about Remember Me though… only one more sleep! Squee!
Just in case something Rob related happens, here’s the livefeed to tonight’s Runaways premiere in L.A. It’s starting now, 6:45 PST.
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/livenow?id=7325528
I love your 3ways girls! This one was hilarious! MP, you were cracking me up! I love to snark on the pics too. It’s all in the name of love Rob! Also, the sucking the ciggy pic – fuck me! That’s a hot one. I know we ask again and again but seriously, how does he make something so disgusting look so fucking hot?! Gahhh! Yeah for tomorrow!! Can’t wait to see RM! And sorry for the girls who have to wait longer! Hugs and kisses pattinhoors!
This out take from Another Man shoot is new to me…at least. I’ve not seen this one yet.
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/hedi-slimane2.jpg
Now that, Debbo, is FUCKHAWT!!!
LOVE THE NEW BANNER!!! Tybert FTMFW!!
Yes, the banner says it all*
just a few more hours…
I’ll be in media blackout all day Friday until it’s time…
will stop by in the evening after… to add my squeeeeeee
; )
Smitt pokes her head in the room singing
“Hello, Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me.
Where is everyone lately? I mean hello?! Great fucking day is going down tomorrow!
I’m trying to drag my ass to bed so I’ll look pretty & rested for Tybert tomorrow but I’m stuck on reading Hydraulic Level 5. It’s a good read!
P.S. I Miss You JAG
debbo hugs her twin. Great day indeed. Remember Me …..sigh. Can’t wait
OMG, OMG, OMG!! It’s Friday! My ultimate pervalicious day is finally here.
I have to give kudos to my husband who supports, and often even eggs on, my Robsession. He’s a major techie and I was sure he’d be ordering the iPad for himself today. Two nights ago, I told him I wanted one for myself because I could see all my Rob videos better on a larger screen (as opposed to my iTouch), I could store all my FF on it and it would be more compact than a laptop. He knows I need my daily fix of RoAR too, so the 3G feature is a huge bonus -everything I need to fuel my RobPerving all in one portable device.
The online Apple store opened at 8:30am (EST) this morning and eight minutes later, he’d already purchased two iPads, one for him and one for me. Keep in mind, I told him I needed it for my Robsession. I gotta love him for that, no matter what. Any other man would have told me to f* off.
Last night I told my hubby that I was in my ‘happy place’ whenever I was perving (on RoAR, reading FF, emailing my fellow hOOrs). He said he noticed the difference and he liked that I was happy. So, the ‘happy place’ has had an impact and I’m so grateful for it. Thanks, Rob and all my fellow hOOrs. You always make my day.
Now I am getting ready to head out to the movies to watch HHH on the big screen. I am going to go pantiless. For the full effect. Can it get any better than this?
Oh yes, it can. A new chapter of MotU, which I’ve read for the second time again this morning.
All in all, not a bad day at all for this hOOr!
This conversation made me chuckle, but the thing that made me laugh the most was ‘be-ah’
I’m from London and didn’t even realise we pronounced it like that =P
(ended up saying be-ah and beer in an American accent a few times too)
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