WOOT! My PC is STD-Free so it’s back to our regularly scheduled pervgramming! So you knew we’d do it right? Yep we’re three-waying Robert Pattinson and AnOther Man, hmmm does that make it a FOURgy? LOL Oh and we’re also gonna throw in some random Eclipse Trailer comments too…
myrobertpattinson: heyyyy
MP: Hi Jen. Morning. You woke up to some great shit eh? ANd some not so great shit..
JAG: lol
myrobertpattinson: lol i was like this trailer blows
myrobertpattinson: all i could do was look at her shiteous wig
JAG: unholy abomination
MP: Aaah, I liked it. Maybe bc it made me sing New order “Until your heart stops beating”
MP: Let’s start where I get weak – with the cross legged pic
MP: I think I love the bouffant pictures. Whenever his hair is tall, I swoon
The 3-way after the lap ride…
JAG: sigh jizz died
MP: I want to lighten the color and look for crotch nuggets
JAG: manfur, I luvd the GQ shoot
MP: Arms..
myrobertpattinson: He looks super furry here.
JAG: he looks hung OVER
MP: Dare I say I like it when he doesn’t smile?
JAG: Im pretty sure those are the Robnana Nut muffin prada jeans he stole from the shoot
MP: Yeah, the little cigarette ash hole gives it away..
JAG: you can just see the start of the rip in the left knee
myrobertpattinson: I want to crawl into his lap, plant my fat ass right there in the middle.
JAG: pressing your heat against his junk #toomuchsmutforme
MP: Until he finds your center..
myrobertpattinson: my heat? lol
MP: And fills it with his hot goodness. I make my own terminology.
JAG: as you buck in pleasure and he gets even harder
MP: You saying you’re a b-hole virgin?
JAG: fans self
myrobertpattinson: There are no virgins in this cave sweety.
MP: That would be a great position for boob grabbage
myrobertpattinson: Let’s get to the FUCKHAWT TRAILER PARK TEE SHIRT PIC
JAG: hard math question? Fart face
MP: Seriously.. “Damn what was my next line”
JAG: OFace “get me a tylenol” me likey the fingers
MP: 1980′s jeans jacket
JAG: I had that jacket
MP: At the age of 10?
UNF
myrobertpattinson: YES YES YES COME TO MAMA
JAG: hello bicep bump LICKLICKLICKLICK
myrobertpattinson: This is sooo a “I’m getting my dick sucked and it feels gooood” face
MP: His face looks all squishy.
JAG: this is so trailer trash, Rob’s name should be Bobby-Tom
myrobertpattinson: Tongue my balls!
MP: Really? He looks like he’s digging a trench at the construction site.
myrobertpattinson: Oh God I love Ruffneck Rob
JAG: I’m picturing a tool belt just below that picture
myrobertpattinson: Yah and nothing else
MP: I’m picturing a shovel.
JAG: like a hammer and maybe a drill
MP: Dirt under his nails.
myrobertpattinson: and a large hard TOOL
JAG: and Bobby-tom is gonna fix mah double wide
MP: Outhouse in the background..
myrobertpattinson: He can fix my double wide ass
MP: Empty beer cans on the ground No teeth in his mouth
myrobertpattinson: Shut up MP
JAG: I like it I like blue collar Bobby-Tom
MP: Stinky sideburns from construction hat head..
myrobertpattinson: You are killin my lady boner
JAG: Imma bout to block MP
MP: Tee hee
myrobertpattinson: I want to know the back story for every.single.hole. in that shirt
JAG: that would make for some gooooooooood porn
MP: “the deeper you get the sweeter the pain, don’t give up the game until your heart stops beating”
MP: (sorry – eclipse trailer again)
HeadMasterRob
JAG: what up with the stink eye
myrobertpattinson: I’m not a big fan of this pic.
MP: Polar opposite
JAG: he’s too done-up
MP: So pristine.
JAG: he looks uncomfortable and unhappy
myrobertpattinson: He looks like a Principal
MP: He could flog me anyday..
myrobertpattinson: Do they still do corporal punishment? Yes please!
JAG: HeadMasterRob
JAG: HeadMistressJAG
JAG: reminds me of that VF group pic where he was way in the background dancing like a tool
MP: Oooh – the hair is kinda dancing VF you’re right.
myrobertpattinson: omg it so does JAG lmao I thought he looked like a goddamn retard in that pic
JAG: HE DID
myrobertpattinson: his face was all DOY
When BAD pictures happen to HOT guys!
MP: You need to photoshop a crest on his suit in this pic
myrobertpattinson: I was waiting for him to start flapping his fingers across his chest. Flippy
JAG: LMAO
myrobertpattinson: Hell, it waits for me.
Penny for your thoughts...
myrobertpattinson: VEIN
JAG: why oh why do I like smoking rob so much wow major veinporn
MP: Vein!!
JAG: elf ears
myrobertpattinson: Pretty. ::sigh::
JAG: it is, it’s pretty and compelling. wish i knew what he was thinking
JAG: look at his eyelashes Holy shit
MP: His ears are huge. He’ll fit right in with the elephants.
myrobertpattinson: MP you are crusin’ for a bruisin’
MP: This picture is gorgeous. Wonder why they didn’t use it. It’s too early to perv. Sorry. Must snark instead.
JAG: Im just staring
MP: I’m a night perver..
JAG: O.o
MP: Aw cmon – i wanna discuss his creepy smoking picture.
JAG: OK
O.o
MP: He looks like he just killed someone..His method of smoking freaks me out. He enjoys it way too much.
JAG: he sucks way too hard erm that actually sounds hot
myrobertpattinson: Did you notice that all the Bel Ami pics last week he didn’t have a ciggy?
JAG: I did notice that how odd I would like him to quit
myrobertpattinson: That like never happens
JAG: someday
MP: I didn’t notice that. Maybe he’d just finished.
myrobertpattinson: Maybe he has to quit to fit into Breaking Dawn. He’s aging by the month. LOL
MP: Or it was gonna ruin his makeup.
JAG: but I fear that he would replace one habit with another, in typical taurus fashion
MP: He’s gonna get REALLY fluffy if he tries to quit. Smoking to food.. Or sex. Oooo
JAG: or booze
MP: Yeah, booze. I could see that.. He did say the one thing he can’t live without is beer (be-ah)
JAG: really? i think he needs to learn to cope better before he quits
JAG: where did Jen go? JEN STOP LICKING THE SCREEN
Oh my God, you h00rs crack me up!!! JAG, you literally said everything I was thinking of. Awesome!
I think that all of our h00ry minds are linked somehow. Now there is something for those Brazilian girls to do a science project on…..
Yeah RM, that’s an awesome idea, a SF project titled “The power of H00r telepathy”!
L-M-A-O!!!
Favorites:
MP you are crusin’ for a bruisin’
where did Jen go? JEN STOP LICKING THE SCREEN
Love, love, love the three ways!!!
Gawd, you crazy, pervin’ hOOrs make my day! I’m in severe need of a laugh…your three-ways are my fav days of the week.
So, everyone ready for RM???? Going to the first showing @ my local theatre. But I’m mostly a virgin…I have purposely stayed away from finding out about the ending. Just watched the trailers….Speaking of…..how many times have you all watch the new Eclipse clip? I think it visually looks quite pretty! And whats-her-face Howard looks pretty good as Victoria, although I loved Rachael.
Hey, re: Bel Ami….do they sell season tickets to the movie theatres? I’m thinking I’ll be going every day for a few months! R-RatedRob????GAH!!! Orgies? F*ck me sideways!!!!
WTH? I had never before even heard of that group dancing picture, and I gotta say I kinda preferred it that way. No wonder he has a complex about dancing. The rest of them are just…well they are so damn hot that they almost take away the horror of that group shot. Almost.
Me neither – I bet he wishes that one would disappear into cyber space – check out the crappy pants they made him wear LOL.
Is that a…oh, God, NO!…a SWEATER vest?!!! W.T.F?!
It looks like they mixed and matched his suit and the suit of the guy in the front-right of the photo.
Sure wish I could see his feet to see if he’s wearing spatz!
It sure is, I think it might even be an argyle sweater but was too scared to look. Hey look, it’s Richie Cunningham!
Yeah that pic was new to me too. When the hell was that in Vanity Fair? I have a subscription, but don’t remember seeing this pic. Was this pic pre Twilight??
ELVIS LIVES! hahahahhahahahhahah
AM I WRONG, or is that CAMILLA BELLE in the white dress in the “DANCE” picture?
Debbo, Yup, Camilla Belle.
Yeah, that pic is new to me. And I’m not gonna lie, I wish I had never seen it!! Rob looks ridiculous. I wonder how much of a tool he felt doing this pic? Don’t worry honey, you are still hot and we still want you.
HOLY SHIT! I thought JAG just posted some random dance picture for effect! Pleeeeaaase don’t tell me that’s him in the back! *covering eyes* I refuse to believe it! *peeking a little* Nope – it’s someone else – not Rob! That’s my story and I’m stickin to it!
Right there w/ you ladies-never seen it before and kinda refusing to believe its HHH….and it that the Fron I see-wtf??
OK first off, I think he looks adorable in that picture, second I like everything that he’s wearing(#TeamOCDR), even his hair, and third that is him and it’s from the 2009 VF with all of the hot pics by Bruce Weber!
@srl I like your no holds barred truth about Rob in this photo. In my best Ricky Ricardo voice “Rob, you have lots of splainin’ to do!” jk LMAO
LMAO @PC I thought so too!! *wipes eyes and blinks a few times* Which one is he in the back? *begs for JAG NOT to take my h00r card away* Is it the YMCA guy???
I can’t find him in the dance picture. I’m honestly surprised he’s in it at all. Where the hell did it come from? Which one is he??
As far as the other pics… unf unf unf. Pervy thoughts all around!!
Ahhhh….the dreaded dance pic…I forgot about that thing, and now I remember why!! LOL!
@sap…unfortunately…yes…that is our boy in “Y” mode! *shivers*
Is that even a photograph? I blew it up on my screen and it looks like a painting. Forget when….I want to know why??
I thought, the first time I saw it, that it was from when he was still with Barnes Theatre Company and this was the Cuban dance scene from Guys and Dolls. However, upon closer inspection, it looks like the dance scene in West Side Story. Is he supposed to be a Jet?
Best 3-way yet! I think my fave bit is the whole Bobby-Tom section! Hee-fucking-larious!
“Empty beer cans on the ground No teeth in his mouth
myrobertpattinson: Shut up MP
JAG: I like it I like blue collar Bobby-Tom
MP: Stinky sideburns from construction hat head..
myrobertpattinson: You are killin my lady boner
JAG: Imma bout to block MP
MP: Tee hee ”
I literally laughed so loud I woke my husband up.
I never comment because I’m lazy, but you guys fucking KILLED me tonight. HILARIOUS.
Don’t be lazy Kelly, comment more often!
omg… can i just say… i am giggling nad screen spraying over MP… so snarky! I LOVE IT!
but i have to say.. blue collar Rob…Bobby…. oh yeah….
sigh…as much as i love the cig pics, definitely would like to see him quit… he can use his fingers and mouth on something else….cough cough….
loved this! made my night!
thanks!
Yeah I know a few*giggles*h00rs who would love to replace his smoking with another oral fixation.
LMFAO holdmeransom, I know it was probably a jizztype, but you said “nad”, he he he he he!(channelingBeavis&Butthead)
I too would LOVE to see him quit, it’s sexy as HELL when he does it, but I have the urge to send him some Chantix or Nicorette. I want our Robbie to live a loooonnnng, healthy life.
LOVE your 3 ways and LOVE THOSE PICTURES> I love how he tries with all his might to look manlier and more manly with every shoot. He hated looking so baby faced as a teenager I think…..so he’s all manly stubble now and cigarette smokin, holy t-shirt wearing James Dean bad ass boy now….
My favorite line you said regarding the holy whie t-shirt and the cigarette picture was:
This is sooo a “I’m getting my dick sucked and it feels gooood” face.
He seems to like to do those kinds of shots alot.
Maybe the boy got A LOT of blowjobs from the pink elephant between scene shoots. LOL
nah, if that was the case she’d be smiling all the time
hahahhahahh. I don’t have anything against her, but I don’t think she KNOWS how to smile. It’s that tortured artist…my peers won’t take me seriously if I smile too much thing….
yeah, she would rival my hormonal thirteen year old when it comes to being tortured and moody. I just don’t get it – she’s allegedly doofing the hottest man on the planet so should be walking around with a giant kick ass grin flipping all of us jealous h00rs the bird. Instead she looks like she’s got The Smiths on a permanent loop on her IPOD. Chilax baby, enjoy the ride cos it won’t last forever.
BTW – egyptians I’m 100% with you, it’s all purely hypothetical
Aww c’mon, even I can’t resist bait like that. Here you go:
http://anythinghollywood.com/wp-content/2009/06/90531a1_stewart_k_b-gr_111.jpg
http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/images/106/originals/106529_access-extended-part-i-kristen-stewart-on-twilight-mania-and-robert-pattinson-dating-rumors.jpg
Holy crap, are those the sexpenders she’s wearing?!
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/bfm_gallery/2009/11/_kristen_stewart_and_taylor_lautner_attend_a_photocall_for_the_twilight_saga_new_moon_in_mexico_city/gallery_main/gallery_main-kristen-stewart-taylor-lautner-press-conference-mexico-11052009-09.jpg
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/stylewatch/gallery/tips_tricks/090504/kristen_stewart.jpg
There are PLENTY of Kristen smiley pics. I’ll just give you two more and then I’ll get back on my barge…LOL. But the girl does smile. She has a lot to smile about. She smiles when she’s with her friends, she smiles when she’s doing press and she especially smiles when she’s with Rob. The times you’ll see that scowl is when she’s being hounded by the paps, that’s all.
Two more, but I got plenty more…don’t make me keep going.
http://assets.gearlive.com/celebrities/blogimages/kristen-stewart-oscar-de-la-renta.jpg
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20091109/300.stewart.kristen.lc.110909.jpg
Sorry, I’m on a roll now:
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/port/376/k/kristen-stewart-wi08.jpg
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20090528/293.stewart.pattinson.lc.052809.jpg
Look how cute she is here. No wonder. Th was Japan, Feb. 2009 and we all know those two were getting it on by then.
http://twilightsingapore.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/pc17.jpg
Okay, last one. Rob and Kris. He only does that crinkly eye smile when he’s super happy. Sigh.
http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/events/PPF-008151.jpg
SHe’s a beautiful woman all the time, but she is STUNNINGLY beautiful when she smiles. Besides, if she isn’t happy NOW, God help her. Rob fucking Pattinson fucking her, hit movies, lots of movies to act in…..lots of GREAT FASHION and the most KILLER SHOES! Fucking SMILE Kristen. GAHhhhhhh
I’m only posting this because Kristen talks about eating English sausage in London when she appeared on Jay Leno today. Teehee. It’s pretty funny. She tells Jay they’re called bangers and says something to the effect “that’s pretty funny that sausages are called bangers there. Get the connotation.” Totallly goes over Leno’s head or he chooses to ignore it.
http://robstenation.blogspot.com/2010/03/video-kristen-on-tonight-show-with-jay.html
If you are emo, or having a bad day, just look at a “CRINKLY EYE SMILE” picture (like the one Melbie posted above with that introduction) and I swear it will help a lot. I ADORE his little cute little happy little face. Here’s one from “The Early Show” that you all have, but just kills me. SO CUTE. SO LOVABLE. SO HAPPY. GOD I LOVE HIM smiling like that. sigh….
http://twitpic.com/16wt0u
When he does that during an interview, he’s in FUCKHAWT KILLER CHARM MODE. He can melt a hard ass woman anywhere with that smile….CUTE!
FUCK ME SOFT AND SWEET you cute little teddy bear!
Debbooo baby! Did you see my earlier post referencing a certain sexual position that fictional Rob will be engaging in in the next chappy of OTI? One word, “Woof.”
woof woof style?
he he he
“Woof, woof, ruff, ruff” style, yup. Should post in a few days.
Aw thanks Scilla for posting all the pix of Kristen smiling. I don’t get it when people say she’s miserable, because I’ve seen her smile loads. And I really loved her on Leno. She’s got a great sense of humour and I loved when she talked about London. I always remember the original MTV interviews on the Twilight set with Rob, when they were just being so cute and funny together. And didn’t she look fantastic on Leno in that black dress – and she has the most amazing legs ….. so much to envy, apart from the fact that she’s getting shagged senseless by the hottest guy on the planet *sigh*
Ok scilla, I surrender
*jp waves the white flag*
She should smile like that all the time – it’s much better than the glum pissed off look. She might even snag herself a hot boyfriend hahahahahahahahah
Oooh can’t wait for some Rob doggy action – loving you hard today
fluffyliz, I JUST SAW that interview Kristen did on Jay Leno via my LiveJournal friend’s posting page from people I’m “following” on there. I must say, she was the MOST RELAXED, TALKITIVE and SMILIER than I’ve EVER seen her. She’s starting to loosen up some. I remember seeing her on Letterman just before Twilight came out and she was just really uptight/quiet. She kicked butt on Leno. Good for her. She’s done enough interviews for Twilight, I guess she’s got it down now….
Hey Debbo. Maybe it’s because she’s made a new movie away from the Twi saga, or that she’s just gaining in confidence and getting more used to the hoopla surrounding her (she is still only 19, after all), or maybe it’s Rob’s influence …. or maybe it’s just that she’s in love! Whatever it is, it suits her and she really seemed happy. Did you see the vid from later on in the show where she played that silly game, pulling tissues out of a box?
Debbo, hey Wifey what’s up? It looks like I’ve missed you again! Oh well, maybe we’ll be here together later!
Scilla thanks for those adorable smiling KStew pics, and did I read correctly that there’s gonna be some doggy style action in the next chappy of OTI? Whoo hoo, I can’t wait to read that!
I just saw Kristen on Leno and I have to say kudos to her….such a great improvement. I didn’t cringe one time! Well I may have cringed about her dress creeping up and up and up….but if you got it flaunt it, right?
Maybe it’s the MOTU influence (I’m almost caught up with my reading), but I’ll beat, spank, flog you Egyptians into submission if it’s the last thing I do LOL. Kneel before Mistress Scilla! Now kiss me you dirty h00rs!
*shell on hands and knees with booty way up in the air CRAWLING to Scilla* May I kiss your feet???
@Shell, kiss my feet, then suck on my toes one by one (they’re clean and manicured) and then I’ll strap one on and show that booty of yours who owns it. Oh yeah baby!
@scilla I’m a total Krisbian and deffo not an eygyptian (couldn’t carry off the eye make-up) but am in mood for a spanking so I’m biting my lip at you (lol)
Sneaking in here for the spanking & strap-on action. I can be obedient when I need to….lol.. I’ve always partied on the shore, but like to get in a floatie and pass the hOOr’s in the river drinks and munchies! If I was ‘Pinkie’, I would have stolen the sexpenders, too.
Chel and Capri, bend over, here you go. Whack, rub, whack, rub, whack, rub. Hold on, I need to tighten the strap-on, it got loose from all the hard thrusting with the other h00rs.
Heeeey…I want in on the action! scilla…pull my hair??? HARD??
scilla and shell and he rest of you…..AHAHHAHAHHAHHAH You all are really sick fuckers, but I love you a lot! DAMN FUNNY! CA-WHAPPPPPP CA-WHAAAAAAP (whip sound). ON YOUR KNEES YOU h00rs! LOL Rob needs a blow job. NOW!
Is it wrong that I envy Kristen her shoe wardrobe more than I do her doing Rob?? LOL!
Hey…I’d sell my own mother for a pair of kick ass Christian Louboutins….
@TTC – LOL you are such a girl!
@scilla – I’m totally rolling my eyes at you hoping to be disciplined – it’s gonna take a lot of beating to get this egyptian to submit he he
Good Morning Angels… I think it was jpfree the other day who suggested this as the RAoR slogan:
“Between Love and Madness…Lies Obsession…”
http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/Manipulations%20and%20Cards/BetweenLoveandMadness.jpg
I have to agree with that… I’ve been so obsessed with Rob lately I think I’m losing my f*cking mind sometimes…
Holy crap – I just want to slam Bobby Tom into the dirt, rip that trailer park shirt off him and lickety lick from his chin all the way down to the happy trail and beyond.
We could have a competition to see who could suck the hardest – him on the ciggy and me on the……..oh, you h00rs definitely know where I’m going with that one!
Love that slogan, so true! However, most days I creep just a little closer to madness. I’ll be there any day now!
It might be a race to the finish – what prize shall we offer the first Pattinh00r to officially hit madness?? I know – a night with HHH and the royal peen behind the most upscale luxury dumpster we can find. Blindfold optional.
I know exactly what you mean rtpgirl…my obsession for Rob is a kind of madness…
Proof point, I’ve just been looking for erotic poetry on the web…for lines that remind me of Rob and his sexiness… then I make the words even sexier …and try to match up a photo of Rob with the poetry lines … here are two examples…
“I want to begin with your lips……”
http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/Manipulations%20and%20Cards/BeginWithYourLips.jpg
“I want to take you……”
http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/Manipulations%20and%20Cards/IWanttoTakeYou.jpg
JC Melbie “I want to take you against the wall and make your knees tremble”…………..*cardiac arrest* DED
*waves at Melbie* you are a fucking genius!! I was able to lick and save. Yeah!! my new wallpaper. This is def our motto!!
It’s official! You’ve driven me to madness! But I like it. A LOT!
Melbie….”I want to take you in the SHOWER”….hehhehehehe LOVE THOSE PICS MELBIE!!!!!!! My favorite was the SECOND ONE. So sexy….and the text is as well. MMMMMMM YEAH. Talk dirty to me Rob. I LOVE DIRTY TALK. YES!!!!!
FUCK ME!!!
Glad you enjoyed my crazy madness, a dreamy lusty madness… RobObsession Madness…
More Madness:
“I Hunger For….”
http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/Manipulations%20and%20Cards/IHungerforYourSkin.jpg
Replacement for #2, “I Want to Take You…” (which had a jizz typo in it, of course… )
http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/Manipulations%20and%20Cards/IHungerforYourSkin.jpg
I am such a silly H00r… THIS is the one I meant to post to replace #2… (I should just go to bed now…)
http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/Manipulations%20and%20Cards/IWanttoTakeYou.jpg
Melbie, THE QUEEN OF ROBPORN, Fucking fantasitc!!!! <3 ya BB
And Melbie has killed HSH yet again, right after driving her to madness…..
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F * C K Melbs!!!*shouting up from the floor of the Robden*Those are beautiful!!
Totes down with the madness, I have a BAAADDD case of it.
Melbie……just no words!! I’m off for a jizz!!
OMFG Melbie! Your manips always kill me!
Talk about complete obsessed madness… I just pulled an all niter re-reading Master of the Universe.. now I’m a complete and utter zombie, hair sticking out, eyes half closed, drunk on Fifty Shades…I’m one totally crazy obsessed cougar… I’ve fallen down the jack rabbit hole and I can’t get up…
Beautiful, Melbie!!! I just pulled an all niter reading a story called “Midnight Desire” but oh, was it worth it! Has anyone read this story? It’s complete, so no pussy-footing around with updates. I completely passed up the Jack Rabbit, and went straight for my Turbo powered Bullet. That thing will make your teeth vibrate! Here’s a link…Smutty and funny, something I needed to balance all the angsty stories I’ve been reading. <3's Ladies!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4392180/1/Midnight_Desire
Yes Capri I have read it and LOVED it. That story was one of the first one’s I ever read!!! Might have to go read it again ubber smutty and I love it!!!
Hella yes, Melbie….obsession………yep!
He’s so good at doing the moody, deep thinking, tortured artist looks for photo shoots. That look is classic and will never go out of style. He wants to be taken seriously, so the goofy smiles will be minimalized in shoots for sure. We’ll only get them OCCASIONALLY on the red carpet, or for talk show interviews.
I love all sides of Rob and besides loving the serious an definitely the SEXY FILMS, I would love to see him in a film where he can show off his goofier side and playful and funny side.
Me too Wifey, I would love to see Rob in some kind of comedic role, he has such a great sense of humor, so I think that he would be perfect in a role like that.
Dood! Epic funny ladies! Trailer trash discussion = uber snark-a-licious & wicked fun. And WTF is up with the VF pic?! Ctrl then LMFAO!!!! I can’t beleive I’ve never seen that before!!
I’m partial to Cheif Rob ‘How, I am Chief Rob, may the Gods bring you many orgasms…’
That last picture….SUCK IT BABY…..mmmmmm.
LOVE to watch him smoke….exhale, suck in….his fingers spread and his eyes squinty…smoke exhaling through his mouth and especially his nose like a BULL. FUCK.ME! GAHHHHHH THUD
MMMMmmmmmm!!!!!
Ooooh yeah! Suck it in and blow it out baby, yeah that’s it, suck and blow!
Great post, ladies. As always y’all are good for a giggle. LMFAO
Love, Love, LOVE the crossed leg pic! right-lick-save FTMFW
“Penny for your thoughts pic is nice, but it’s cropped in too tight. People’s face/head don’t normally shoot in from that angle and you can’t see most of his body so optically, you aren’t ready for his head to come in from the side of the pic. I keep finding my self turning my head and try to make more of his body in the photo. It’s really a rather disturbing photo for me.
I’m not a big fan of the “Headmaster Rob” pic, either. Too stark.
As for the VF dancing pic…WTF? When was that taken and WHY? Kinda reminds me of the big “dance off” scene in Grease.
Oh, well. At least I got a “bad-ass, bad-boy, James Dean” photo out of the deal! Gotta go look at the pretty. He looks kinda angry. Maybe he’ll spank me? Going to my dirty place in 3….2….1…. *big sigh*
P.S. Are those the sex boots I see peeking out from under his legs in the first pic? GAH! *runsofftogetmyhobo*
YES YES YES Bela….I was thinking the same thing when I first saw that picture. JUST A SLIVER OF SEX BOOTS FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING WIN. Why would they crop out the sex boots? debbo stomps off…..I need me some fucking sex boots on my Rob. Leave em on with nothing else on Rob and FUCK ME, FUCK ME HARD!!!!!!!
SPANK ME BABY. lol
I just scrolled up to the 1st pic so damn fast I gave myself motion sickness! Definately teasing us with peek-a-boo sexboots ! Don’t cover up the sexboots! We need them! Just pan out a couple more inches, that’s all! That pic would be absolute perfection with a full view of the sexboots!
LOL rtpgirl – I was like “sex boots, sex boots, where are the sex boots” and nearly fainted trying to get up there. *jpfree fistbumps Bela, Debbo and rtpgirl* SEX BOOTS FTMFW!!!
*checkedout bangs on her computer trying to scroll up to the sex boots* Aarrgh, faster, faster, stupid fucking laptop…..le sigh….*puddle*
Sexboots? Scrolls up….Oh fuck I can’t believe I never noticed them before! WTF is wrong with these people? Whose idea was it to crop out the Sexboots anyway? Are they out of their minds? It obviously had to have been a man because no woman would be that stupid!
Another awsome threeway! *baskingintheglow*
The ciggie pics…I wish he’d quit too, I want him around as long as possible.
Now, having said that…HAWT DAMN! He just caresses that ciggie in beween those pouty, juicy, irresistable lips! Not to mention how he fondles it with his long, strong, agile fingers….*DIED*
Principal Rob? Let me just say, his hair would NOT look like that after my trip to his office! And his facial expression would look more like blue collar Rob. Principal Rob just needs to loosen up a bit, that’s all. I know just how to help him with that. *evilgrin*
I totally just shot lasers(J.Fallon style) out of my eyes and destroyed the dancing VF pic. Trust me, we’re all better off!
The denim jacket picture’s dialogue:
“Not tonight Kristen, I have a headache.”
“No, don’t make me wear the fucking pea coat again.”
“Where did I park my old clown car BMW?”
“My balls are twisted up in my manties and it hurts.”
“Oh God, I can’t look any more, so many naked women’s vaginas parading in front of my face.”
“God damn it Kristen, I told you I don’t eat pussy.”
NOT
hehehhehehehehhehe
He absolutely better fucking like dining at the pink taco!! Don’t even dare to speak such blasphemy Debbo!!! You’re killing my perv!!
He will if he’s a real man, because as my Hubs always says “real men eat pussy”!
Gahhh I gooed myself when I saw these pics!! Just came back from Remember Me where I gooed myself some more. I wanted to dry hump the screen….There were too many old blue rinsed Peirce Brosnan fans in the cinema tho….it mighta traumatised them to see me peeled off the Robscreen like a banana skin
Where are you that RM is out already! #I’msojealous#
I’m probably gonna need a “moan silencer” when I go see it with Snickerdoodle! Oh and some of those ShamWow pantyliners from the f*ck awesome manip the other day!
OH YOU LUCKY h00R!!!!!!! And you are being so good with no spoiler talk. I CANNOT WAIT!!!!! I’m either going friday night or sunday night. (latest show of course). CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMM TYBERT….OH TYBERT..YES TYBERT…..OH YES TYBERT……SPRAY ME WITH WATER…SPRAY ME WITH ANYTHING. LOL MMMMMMMMM I love me some TYBERT. It’s going to kill us because his tender side and his passionate….
http://twitpic.com/16wyp5
and horny side, besides his fuckhawt- angry eyed FUCK YOU eyes just may kill me…. I LOVE me some pissed off Rob EYES. Did you see any ROB EYES like this in the fight scenes or angry argument scenes in Remember Me? PISSED OFF ROB/TYBERT turns me ****ON****.
http://twitpic.com/11cuhm
Angry sex…..bring it Tybert…..WALL SEX! WALL PASSIONATE KISSING at least I hope…..
And tender TYBERT….sigh….I CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!!!
http://twitpic.com/16wz9k
SIGH
I know he’ll make me so wet they’ll have to hose down my whole seating section of the movie theater. OH YES AND THERE wiLL BE MOANING!!!!!!
OK…damn it, I forgot and included THREE urls…..bad debbo. Ok, so I’ll just post the TEXT and if and when it posts, you can see the pictures then….
OH YOU LUCKY h00R!!!!!!! And you are being so good with no spoiler talk. I CANNOT WAIT!!!!! I’m either going friday night or sunday night. (latest show of course). CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMM TYBERT….OH TYBERT..YES TYBERT…..OH YES TYBERT……SPRAY ME WITH WATER…SPRAY ME WITH ANYTHING. LOL MMMMMMMMM I love me some TYBERT. It’s going to kill us because his tender side and his passionate….
http://twitpic.com/16wyp5
and horny side, besides his fuckhawt- angry eyed FUCK YOU eyes just may kill me…. I LOVE me some pissed off Rob EYES. Did you see any ROB EYES like this in the fight scenes or angry argument scenes in Remember Me? PISSED OFF ROB/TYBERT turns me ****ON****.
http://twitpic.com/11cuhm
Angry sex…..bring it Tybert…..WALL SEX! WALL PASSIONATE KISSING at least I hope…..
And tender TYBERT….sigh….I CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!!!
SIGH
I know he’ll make me so wet they’ll have to hose down my whole seating section of the movie theater. OH YES AND THERE wiLL BE MOANING!!!!!!
Bela,
No *moan silencer* necessary. You won’t bother me. I won’t be able to hear you over my own moans. Who cares what anyone else thinks. LOL We may need to pick up those Shamwow pantyliners though.
I cant take this. I am going to shrivel up and die. April 2nd in UK.
Summit Entertainment, I f*cking hate you!
IGD: I’m with you on that thought.
X
Flea4Ransom, I am totally jealous!
Wifey, love those pics, Tybert is gonna kill me, DED!
Bela, snickerdoodle, I don’t think you ladies have anything to worry about, I doubt that you will be the only ones moaning!
IGD, romanysue, I feel so bad for you ladies, it’s not fair that you have to wait that long to see it!
The dancer picture….reminds me of a fucking Elvis movie, or…..”West Side Story” where they are singing the song “JET”. Insert “West Side Music” singing HERE——>
When you’re a Jet,
You’re a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dyin’ day.
When you’re a Jet,
If the spit hits the fan,
You got brothers around,
You’re a family man!
You’re never alone,
You’re never disconnected!
You’re home with your own:
When company’s expected,
You’re well protected!
Then you are set
With a capital J,
Which you’ll never forget
Till they cart you away.
When you’re a Jet,
You stay a Jet!
The Jets are in gear,
Our cylinders are clickin’!
The Sharks’ll steer clear
‘Cause ev’ry Puerto Rican’s a lousy chicken!
Here come the Jets
Like a bat out of hell.
Someone gets in our way,
Someone don’t feel so well!
Here come the Jets:
Little world, step aside!
Better go underground,
Better run, better hide!
We’re drawin’ the line,
So keep your noses hidden!
We’re hangin’ a sign,
Says “Visitors forbidden”
And we ain’t kiddin’!
Here come the Jets,
Yeah! And we’re gonna beat
Ev’ry last buggin’ gang
On the whole buggin’ street!
On the whole!
Ever!
Mother!
Lovin’!
Street!
Yeah!
——————
hehheheheh
Someone here make up lyrics to this song using: “WHEN YOU’RE A h00r”……
http://www.westsidestory.com/
Besides the TV interviews with Rob which were really fun to see, I think THIS video is my favorite of all of the white t-shirt wearing Rob interviews done in the same afternoon. He’s so soft spoken, his smile is sweet, his voice is so comforting and he even talked about the sex scene in Remember Me and how Emilie was so comfortable with doing it. I could watch this one over and over. I like it the best….I get them so confused because the beginning picture is all white t-shirt Rob, so I don’t know which one’s I’ve seen and which one’s I haven’t seen and so I apologize if you all have seen this already. Talk to me Robbie.His beautiful, gentle and laid back voice…love it. Want more Rob music.
Oh wifey, thanks for posting that video, I love watching Rob in interviews, I could watch the same ones over and over again and never grow tired of it!
“Oh God, I can’t look any more, so many naked women’s vaginas parading in front of my face.”
LMFAO Debbo – you are the bomb.
He’s about to break into hives, quick get an epi-pen STAT!
I LOVE the “epi-pen” joke. That’s fucking hilarious!!!! I’d have never thought of that in relation to Rob’s allergic reaction to vaginas. LORD KNOWS we need to CURE HIM OF THAT. LOL “HEAL!!!!!” HEAL!!!!!! “You can EAT THAT PUSSY!”
“You can walk with that erection!” “You can grind it, hump it, pump it, lick it, flick it and FUCK IT ….BE NOT AFRAID!” BRING ON THE VAGINAS!! HE’s HEALED!!!!
HAL-LE-FUCKING-LU-JAH!!!! AMEN, IT’s A MIRACLE….The boy can eat pussy unafraid once more!!!!
CAN I GET AN AMEN from the h00rs????
FUCKING AMEN!!!!! HEAL!!!!!!
AMEN!!!!
Afuckingmen Debbo – he has been saved from the gates of hell.
It’s a miracle – h00rs can rejoice
REMEMBER ROB….PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT……I’m starting a summer camp for men like you…….and lick lick lick lick….GOOD…..a little to the left….good. You are coming along quite nicely Rob. We’ll have you over that vagina allergy in NO TIME. Now take your meds and let’s try that again…..I think I can SQUEEZE you in afterwards as well….. LOL
http://twitpic.com/16wzpj
*waves at jpfree* Epi-pen FTMFW!!!
*waves at becky* hi bb – good to see you girl
debbo *waves at jpfree and beckys76*.
*waving right back at ya Debbo*
Like I said before, he probably carries an Epi-pen for when he’s with the Pink Elephant!
wow, definitely loving the vein porn and of course any finger porn, and smoking porn… I love it all, even Principal Rob lol
Just love the 3ways, ladies! great stuffs 
I’ve been here reading posts, just haven’t responded to any lately cuz RL has been draining me something fierce these days… *sigh*
However I am ecstatic to report that I have a 3-day weekend off coming up (Sat-Mon) so this will give me time to see RM on Sat, and work on my story, cuz I’ve been neglecting it like a bad h00r *sigh* (click on my name, it will lead you to my FF.net page)
Hope you are all doing well, miss you h00rs! *hugs*
Miss you too sloopy!<3
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces updated finally! So good! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5440859/27/
OOH THANKS ANNIE. Debbo runs off to read…..how many dozens more chapters will it take for them to mellow out? PLEASE>….PLEASE….. However, I still LOVE the writing and the story. THANKS.
Woot! Can’t wait til lunch! Love E&OMP!
I swear I pretty much hold my breath while I’m reading this story. And then I reread and reread trying to interpret Edward’s every action and reaction. He’s such a mystery! I was almost in tears at the end of the chappy, just because he made sure he didn’t have to stay. They question is why though? Gah! Hello obsession #3, or does this fall under the Twi-obsession? LOL
If you’re reading this and on twitter give me a shout @abinar I’ll add you to my list, maybe we can have some good discussions.
Annie, i would love to but I don’t use my “twittah” account.
I’m reading the update now. I just love this story, it’s so real. It’s a great interpretation of a marriage failing and then trying to get back up again. <3
SMAB did you see the EPOV outtake? Look on her profile. There are some interesting bits.
I sure did Annie! I love him!
I was laughing b4 I even hit the pics! “unholy abomination” and I’m like why yes, she is…ooooooOOOHHHH, you mean the wig? *snicker*
MP: “I think I love the bouffant pictures. Whenever his hair is tall, I swoon”
HELL YES! I’m right there with ya!
Great post ladies.
@Bela I’m in Australia. Took the day off work with my colleague and spent it squirming in the cinema – YES I SQUIRMED! I’ve never done that next to a woman before – but her twat was as squirmy as mine so my outta control panting was forgiven.
A #RAoR Moan Muffler is MANDATORY. No question! I admit during the scenes where Rob shows skin, I didn’t pay attention to the storyline *hangs head in shame* Dammit even his albino knobby knees are lickable.
But a brave movie for our boy! I’m going to find something to dry hump in celebration of Rob!
Flea, that is why you have to see it more than once. The pretty is to distracting!!
Hi Flea – nice to a see an Aussie sister here, I was starting to feel a little lonely. I’m so jealous – I had to work today so didn’t get to see RM today but hopefully it will be RM Friday and Saturday for me. Will take my moan muffler for sure.
Well all I can say is Blue Collar Rob is such a fucking turn on to me!! My hubby is a ruffneck. FTMFW!!! Something about a man who is good with his hands, fingers……just sayin
I totally agree becky, my Hubs is a rough neck too, and there’s nothing hotter than a dirty, sweaty man, coming home ready for some lovin’ after a hard day at work, just sayin’!
JAG, you guys are too f*cking funny.
Trailer trash Bobby Tom! LOVE IT!!!
I’d like to thank Alice87 for my new Avi
You got mail babe
Hahaha! I get back here and there’s EXACTLY 69 comments…coincidence? I think not!
I have to say that I think THIS is the funniest 3 way yet! The entire “trailer park trash” convo had me rolling!
JAG: and Bobby-tom is gonna fix mah double wide
MP: Outhouse in the background..
myrobertpattinson: He can fix my double wide ass
MP: Empty beer cans on the ground No teeth in his mouth
FUNNIEST SHIT EVA!!
Thanks for the laughs JAG! Love it! <3
OH…did you all hear about Corey Haim dying yesterday? That freakin’ sucks! I loved him in The Lost Boys…so sad…
I’m off to bed wishing for sweet Robbie dreams! Nite and loves you all! <3
That was really sad news about Corey Haim. That’s 2 out of 4 dead from Stand By Me. Too, too young, poor guy – I heard it was a drug overdose, just like River Pheonix. Just tragic.
Hi LRAD – good to see you’ve got your laughs and perv back after a traumatic week.
So sad about Corey Haim – Stand By Me is an absolute classic. Whenever I hear the song I think about the scenes where they dodge the train and also when they find the body, oh and the leeches, yuck! Such a great story of adventure and innocence lost – it made a huge impact on me. Those kids were fantastic – so sad that life was too harsh for them.
Thanks jp! <3 I'm definitely trying to wind down from all that shiz!
OK…so I didn't go to bed…can't sleep! Booooo…
Yeah, I was reading a few different articles about Corey and one said accidental drug overdose, and then I read another one that said he was suffering from cold symptoms and was taking an OTC medicine for it, and that's the same exact thing that happened to Brittany Murphy…
Wow, that’s terrible – I think that’s what happened to Heath Ledger too. A bit scary that the medicine that is supposed to make you feel better is what kills you.
Really sad about Corey Haim. loved him.
I totally freaked out when I found out about Corey Haim! I was a big fan of the two Coreys when I was younger, and just for the record ladies, it was Corey Feldman that was in Stand by me not Corey Haim.
Great 3-way JAG, as ever. I wanted to not laugh at the “fart comment” but couldn’t help myself! Those AM outtakes are way better than the ones they actually published – why is that, I wonder? Do they deliberately hold the best ones back for some reason? And the GQ outtake – why the hell has it taken so long to get that one? Love that pick and they are definitely the Robnana Nut Muffin jeans, same as in this pic.
http://s738.photobucket.com/albums/xx25/FluffyLiz/GQ%20Photoshoot/?action=view¤t=RobPattinson81.jpg
OMG that never gets old, you just want to climb into the hole in the knees of his jeans (and work your way up to the Promised Land) Maybe its too early to be pervin but I cant help myself. thanks Liz
It is NEVER too early for pervin’, IMO. And 24 hours a day still isn’t enough time!!
Oh yeah, RM, totally agree. Due to my extended sick leave I have been perving pretty much 24/7, except for the odd hour when I doze off – I tend to go 2 or 3 days without going to bed because I know I don’t really need my brain to function beyond the salacious thoughts generated here at RAoR or by reading ff. I think there may be a very good chance I could turn psychotic pretty soon.
I definitely perv 24/7 whether I’m awake or asleep, my thoughts are usually pervy!
I just saw a 4:00 am rebroadcast of today’s earlier “EXTRA” tv entertainment news program with ROB in it. They drag out the DETAILS magazine and Rob said that his friends told him that he sounded like an arrogant asshole in the interview. LOL Nice to see Rob on my BIG SCREEN TV instead of 4 inches on a small laptop macbook from YouTube. SIGH. CANNOT WAIT FOR REMEMBER ME!
Stop the presses…>CORRECTION….Rob’s friends said in the Details article that Rob sounded like an arrogant IDIOT, not asshole. LOL Don’t beat me to death.
Rob’s friends are helping to keep our boy grounded. I love that.
Oh Rob, we can’t get enough of being saturated by you … rest assured, we will never, NEVER hate you.
Thanks for that vid Wifey, I don’t think I’ve seen that before!
FluffyLiz, I totally agree, there could never be enough saturation, and how could anyone in their right mind hate him?!
Um, because of you I saturate my panties. . . I can handle THAT kind of over saturation. *giggle* Never STOP!
I’d hazard a guess that we all suffer from “over saturation due to Rob stimulus” I’m also guessing that you all love it as much as I do!!! Rob, you can saturate me anytime!
OMG that lap ride finished me off. Jesus. You are hardcore you 3.
I love MP she cracks my ass up. ‘His ears are huge, he’ll fit right in with the elephants’
Way to keep it real MP. Thats one of the best things about being a h00r you take Rob as you find him and he is not perfect and I love that.
Aw, thanks.. I adore him.. I really do. But I look at him like 20x a day so I tend to see his flaws. And I just can’t help myself.
Big ears are fun to “grab ahold of”!!
It’s fascinating to me to look at the Yahoo pictures of JAMES DEAN and be able to see Rob reflect a taste of James Dean into today’s world of fashion and acting. Yep, JD’s look will always be masculine and timeless and sexy. It looks so good on Rob.
You can REALLY see how much James Dean influenced Rob …in these pics, plus from JD’s films as well.
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=James+Dean&oq=&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=abqYS7uDEsG0tgecuOW2CQ&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CBkQsAQwAA
Very cool. I am a beatnik lover as well, so I love that whole look…
This James Dean picture reminds me of the “Another Man” photo outtake pictures posted yesterday. I know, it’s pretty generic….but still, I see it and I think of yesterday’s photos LOUD AND CLEAR.
http://media.photobucket.com/image/James%20Dean/suwarnaadi/jamesdean.jpg
goodnight…
http://www.refinery29.com/pipeline/img/james-dean-style-3.jpg
Reminds me of some of the Vanity Fair out takes…..
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c393/twins8278/jamesdean.jpg
The picture of Rob in the white bed with his head angled bad ass reminds me of this head angle on James Dean. A classic “bad boy” look for sure…..
http://www.newprophecy.net/James_Dean_3.jpg
I totally agree Wifey, Rob is definitely the JD of today. I think it would be cool if he did a remake of Rebel Without a Cause, or East Of Eden
Rebel Without A Cause was on the other night. I’m a HUGE James Dean fan, huge. I watched it and was so surprised at how much Rob really does resemble James Dean. James Dean had really thick eyebrows too, the furrowed brow, the pouty lips, the strong jaw, the bronze, wild hair. It’s unbelievable that he was barely one year older than Rob when he died. So tragic.
Hello fellow Aussies, oh my ……….I’m still recovering from RM with a lot of wine.
I have to see this movie 100 times………I got confused I’m so used to just zoning out and drooling in sucky NM…but the story in RM kept distracting me from those divine eyes.
Oh god he’s so fine, oh god this story is fine, oh god, oh fuck I’m……….going again and again. Technicolour pretty soulfull eyes.
Oh fuck, I’m a mess – and may go bankrupt from buying ticket every night!
Howdy Kespax, glad you enjoyed the movie, can’t wait to see it
Making whoopee with Robbee…
Your eyes first soft and then impish
I feel faint as I inhale and wish
Would that somehow they stay locked on me
A situation most unbearably hot and delish!
Your mouth and lips command attention
As you smile and giggle like a child
I am pulled and put into detention
Your self-effacing wit and humour drive me wild!
Your supple hands and fingers distract me
When you use them to effect and gesticulate
The despicable skank and pervert in me
Imagines a RobDali mastering bait!
Your muscular abs and well-built thighs
Suggest a thoroughly fit and robust ability…
Oh, would that we could try them on for size…
Ah, Rob, come make whoopee with me!
You must come and you must stay
Make with me slaked and sated company
Dominate my night as you dominate my day
Rob, please come quick and play whoopee with me!
WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION…YOUR NAME IS ROB!!
***sigh***
Tess – I don’t know how you think of new ones day after day! Rock on, sista!
I totally love your poems Tess!<3
LOVE IT!!!
Wow, Tess! A hOOr can have an instant Robgasm reading that. <3's, bb!
OH MY GAH!!! I LOVE THAT TESS! I never tire of reading your words girl! Love ya lots! <3
*waves @ Tessie*…..how are ya, hon? Lurvin’ your poetry, as always. did you see RM????
Did anyone else notice in the Kristen Suspenders pic that she had boobs? WTH?!? can you say birthcontrol?
Heya kespax, I’m hearin ya! How bloody good was it to see his divine eyes instead of the fucked up zombie looking contacts he had in NM??
I’m going back for more! Can’t get the movie outta my head. Or that cheekyshit smirk of his! GAHHHHH!!
Just an observation: I had to ask around the office to find out what crotch nuggets were *blushes* Thought MP meant RobPoo *coughs* I’d probably still find that fuckhawt tho #ImarobaholicandIknowit
So what are they????? I have no idea
I made it up. It means nothing. And is not a very good description. I meant his package.
LMAO!! Srsly doubled overa, that was awesome F4R. RobPOO!!
LOL! I don’t feel so lame now! Apparently nads. bollocks. nutsack. balls. manjigglies.
Robsticles
Robsticles! LMAO.
so the robsticles are right under the robsicle (like popsicle-that you lick and slurp and suck and….) *checkedout runs for the hobo*
Robsticles, under the lickable, suckable Robsicle? No wonder I’m drooling now!
“this is so trailer trash, Rob’s name should be Bobby-Tom” LMAO!
3 ways rock – always entertaining
myrobertpattinson: This is sooo a “I’m getting my dick sucked and it feels gooood” face
This is my exact thought at this pic too!!! At least that is what his face looks like when I am sucking…..wait, what? In mah dreamz anyway.
Hilarious Fourgy JAG. Bobby-Tom is fuckhawt. And I love me some vein porn too. You ladies are in my head…..that may explain the scatterbrain lately.
I’m gonna try to play all day today. But I will be in and out(andthatiswhathesaidfolks).
<3 you Angels hard. And I see we have quite a few new Angels. Welcum home ladies.
LRAD-I will find you wifey, it's just a matter of time. Hope you are doing better.
Hey RM I’m gonna be in and out most of the day today too! I just wish I could get some in and out action from HHH, but that would probably never happen unless I was a Pink Elephant!LMFAO!
Hey my beautiful wifey! I’m here…and there!
I’m doing OK…yesterday I wasn’t feeling much pain, but today’s a different story! I think maybe I slept on the bad side of my face, because it hurts like hell today! Miss ya! <3
See JAG, this is why YOU are the blogger and not me. You are fricken hilarious. DeeDreamer and I had a two-way about these pics yesterday (after my migraine mercifully left the building). I hope she doesn’t mind me sharing, cuz it was ridic. It went something like this:
Me: Dee, did u see those outtakes?
Dee: Which ones – the black and whites? from today?
Me: yeah, fuck he’s so hot!!!!!!
Dee: IKR? so hawt!
Me: that profile shot? so hot!
Dee: which one? cig or no cig?
Me: both. Gah! he’s so sexy!!!!!
Dee: he is. soooooo sexy. Gah! ded.
And so it went. for ages! I swear! lol. Aw well, put it down to hessofuckinghawthemakesmybraincellsexplode
(PS – Sorry Dee, hope you don’t mind me sharing our ridiculousness < is that a word? See? no brain cells.)
Have a great day ladies!
xo
gg baby – you nailed it! (twss) Those pics were gorge. I think we discussed the impossibility of choosing a favorite for at least five minutes! (For the record, I’m going with holey-shirt-bicep-bump-Rob as my fave – you know, just cuz I can’t resist forcing myself to pick one…I mean, what if it was a life or death sitch???)
Anywho…I digress! Our convo would have been WAY too boring and repetitive to post. Though it would have been filled with a lot of words like “ded” and “Gah” and I’m quite sure I had a whole section dedicated to “falling…offf….mah…..chairrrrrr……..”
I <3 you hard, gg!!
~DD
PS – I vote ridiculousness is totes a word! If not, it is now!
First pic is now my screensaver-will be lickin my lptp on a daily basis!! 3way was so hilarious h00rs-had me giggling
…
then I realised that some h00rs would be at the cinema. My mood is officially killed!! I wanna watch RM NOW *stamping feet and pouting lip*.
I am considering illegal activity to get to see it and wouldn’t mind heading to jail for it.
I may be awol nxt few days as a RL friend is travelling from south UK to stay w/ me (shes not a Rob fan-I’m rapidly going off her-lol) and also think it would be a good time to take a break from RAoR so my bitterness at no RM yet doesn’t affect you gorgeous ladies.
Love you all hard even tho I’m postively green w/ envy. Mwah.x.
(((hugs))) I’ll miss ya bb! Hope there will be balance with Bel Ami!
Wait! Don’t go! Alright, if you have to, but come back soon, K? I’m trying to work in a twss but it’s a bit too early in the morning here. Hmmm. I know it’s hard (twss! yay!) to deal with non-Rob friends, but you’ll be ok. Can’t wait and that was a lame twss, but what can you do?
Later, Chel! Mwah!
Yeah, hurry back Chel, we’ll miss you!
Will miss you bb!!!
A giggle fest to make this day even better!
Counting the hours til I can see “Bobby-Tom” on the big screen again!!!
Every new 3way is my favorite! You gals keep outdoing yourselves every time! It’s amazing! MP you were just hilarious today!!! hehe!
As far as that dacning picture… I’m pretending it’s not him. Honestly I can’t look at it long enough to actually make sure that it is him… so I’m saying it’s not.
The rest of the pictures I LOVE (well mby not so much the scrunchy-face one)! I have a thing for HeadMasterRob… that pic reminds me of something, I just can’t put my finger on what it is… but my favo is the first one. I love it when he’s touching himself… even if it’s just his eyebrow… *sigh*
Have a nice one today angelz!
<3
I hope this is my correct name/email or my aiv’s gonna be a little monster. I finally got my laptop back. The virus was so bad it melted windows. I keep thinking it was all my Robporn, but good news, my Rob/Jax Porn is still intact. I have no programs anymore but my hard drive is alive and well with f*ck hawt pics and I’m adding these new outtakes…especially the smokin’ trailer trash pic…In other news, my daily newspaper gave Remember Me one star and trashed on Rob. I may cancel my subscription. I’ll probably be at the midnight screening tonight. Can’t wait. Already packed my h00r survival kit.
dammit I’m a blue f*ckin’ monster awaiting moderation. let’s try this log-in
There you are Drizl!!!!
I tote want to take a picture of my survival kit and post it, it is soooo stinkin’ funny!!
I lurve Bobby Tom and his torn shirt. Gah, sooooo very much. Only, can he still be British? Like a cockney Bobby Tom? OK. Much better. Whew.
And that first GQ picture was f**kawesome. Are they releasing these now to distract us from the horrendous Twi saga wigs? Thank gah Rob doesn’t have to wear one or it would’ve damaged the pretty there too!
Only 1 hour til the Eclipse trailer and I’m torn. Do I wait to see it in the theater before RM or do I stalk Twilight on twitter and watch it this morning? Ahhhh, who am I kidding. Twittah it is.
Laters babies and if anyone has any suggestions on how I can avoid being super distracted and/or extremely angry about the nearly unilaterally bad wigs, please let me know! I’m dying a bit over here! I know. I’ll focus on the leg hitch and the manfur. Yea.
Kisses, pervs! Mwah!
You could try to keep your eyes at crotch-height!
Do I have u on Twatter?? I’m ChelDreams ova there if I haven’t already added you hun-also re the prev post, theres no such thing as a lame twss hun-it still makes me giggle hard. Wil be popping in and out today, its from 2moro I will be dragged away from Rob.x.
MR, still a hoping and I prayin I finally meet you this Sunday!! GAH!!