So yesterday, whiles browsing around the web looking for ficporn I got hit with a virus warning...I think a number of you have as well. I’m pretty sure my iron clad anti-virus software caught the beast before it infected my delicate parts however to be safe, I’m taking the night off to do a thorough system check. Since that is when I usually write, I’m gonna have to post some picspam today.
Some HUMP DAY GIF Porn for your viewing pleasure.
more gif goodies after the hump…
So GIFs can be fairly large in size, so in order to keep the page loading quickly for your chats, I have put the GIFs in a gallery. Enjoy!
THANKS to Denalibcn and to everyone who sent these in, I’m not sure who made most of them. If they’re yours give us a shout out in the comments.
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I lurve you so much, Ayden!!!
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right-lick-save…..etc……
I’ll be doing this for a while….so I’ll just come back later on today. Have a great night/day ladies!
*tackles jenn* Hey bb! How the heck have you been?!
*falls on floor* hmpf…hey hun!! *hugs you* I’ve been good. School have been keeping me away from the fun. All the professors decided they wanted me to write papers at the same time. But I have spring break next week! So I’ll be around a bit more. How bout you? How’s your little one?
Good to see you jenn0910. Been a long long time fellow floridian. Welcome back and enjoy spring break!
Im good! Ive missed you!! My spring break isnt til march 19th, BUT its two weeks long!! woot! Josh is great, spoiled beyond beleif, as always… lol. What are your plans for spring break? GUESS what? One of my bf’s from cali moved back to MIA… and im planning on visiting her soon! We should meet up when i go down there! DM me ur email on twittah & Ill send u the deets… <3s G
@debbo- thanks hun!
@gina- really?! well go check twitter! it be so awesome to be able to meet up with you =)
yay you used my lazer vision GIF lmao ^_^
It’s sofa king funny. Thanks
JAG you’re priceless! “sofa king funny” lmfao!
Well, never have I EVER been so glad to have been occupied at school all day… Thanks for the warning JAG…
Mylappy is going to the doctors tommoro, but just for an upgrade.. apparently my Robp0rn has overtaken her since I bought her in May , and she is in need of some RAM.
I am in need of some RAMming too… totes jealous of my lappy. #causeitstotallynormaltobejealousofinanimateobjects
#causeitstotallynormaltobejealousofinanimateobjects – it is *nods nods*
I’m totes jealous of inanimate objects too! Like chairs Rob has sat on, swizzle sticks he’s mouthed all day, ball sacs which have cradled the the Holy Peen… I could go on….
I love pic posts! And gifs are the bomb… But where is ths Strut? And what kind of brouhaha will ensue now that ‘the scene that shall not be named is back’?
LMAO at Deb. Too true!! And you forgot to mention the water bottles, coffee cups, corn, that beanie *fans self* well you’re right. You could just go on and on and on….
And seriously?! Where is that strut??
Here ya go jenn… I need the Strut too! Oh PecWard, strut your fine add over here!
http://twitpic.com/17pudu
Oh sweet baby Jesus! Come to mama. *whisper to Bella* doesn’t he looks GOOD?!
Oh I love that little smirk he does at the end. Because he knows he looks good.
Thanks so much for posting it Deb.
OMG I love those gifs JAG! Some of them I already have but most of them I don’t, so I’m gonna be busy right-click-saving tonight!
I’ll hump to that! ahahaha
Delish! Thank you for all those bits of fuckhawt! I’m off to have RopPorn dreams… *sigh*
Oh, by the way. 9th one down on the left column. His facial expression looks as though he might be wanking it…. I have *died* UNF!
Wait! Now it’s moved. Mother of fuck! The one with him and the damn beanie!!! Thats it, I’m done posting…. for now. Sorry, guise! lol
MY favorite gifs above are of course the laser fuck me stare blowing up stuff, the erotic looking black and white one with Rob in the beanie making him look like he’s doing something dirty, the HANDS FUCKING themselves is a BIGGIE for me and the trip over the step and the self deprecating look back is a win as well.
Despite the view of the manfur genital area, the really bad wig and the peen TUCK is a tough gif for me to watch. LOL Spare me…. But the LITTLE ASHES MASTURBATION GIF makes up for it. Thank you JAG!!! Saved me from a scarey peen tuck place I really didn’t want to be left in before going to sleep. LOL HOLD ME…I’m afraid of the PEEN TUCK. LOL
I think the ROB HANDS doing fuck me movements is my very favorite even though it’s just his hands. It makes my mind wander to really dirty and nasty places in the gutter imagining those fingers finding my G spot up inside me. OH MY ROB. FUCK ME.
debbo- “It makes my mind wander to really dirty and nasty places in the gutter imagining those fingers finding my G spot up inside me. OH MY ROB. FUCK ME.” LOL you crack my sh*t up!!! I wish I could write like that! I just sit here with destroyed panties and a never ending blush on my big stoopid face.
Awesome gifs JAG!! Gracias!! I think I’m staying away from FF.net for awhile. Don’t need a damn virus!!
Finally read the Wallbanger update. I know some of you were upset with it. I thought it was perfect. It will make it so much better when Edward finally sees the light…..And he’s gonna get jealous too.. that will be fun!!
Edward Wallbanger update didn’t bother me eithe rroxiesmom2009. It was JUST HOT ENOUGH to satisfy and it having been HIM who cockblocked HER means he cares deeply for her …so yeah, I dug it. I can wait. But I hope they knock plaster off the wall when they finally DO. LOL I love Wallbanger. A man with a sense of humor rocks my panties. Rob is funny as well, so it only adds to his amazing appeal already.
I wasn’t upset over Wallbanger either, but I love UST. Even when it’s very frustrating, it just always makes it more satisfying in the end. And yeah, I agree, it will be interesting seeing Edward’s jealousy. I suspect he may not find it so easy to just jump right back into bed with his harem too…
That Wallbanger is quite the boxblocker….I thought it was a very good chappie. It was a little bit annoying, maybe a little bit frus-tra-ing*giggles*,but I like it. I’m with you ladies, it’s just the set up for some serious wall banging in the end. I can’t wait to see what happens when Bella goes on her date with James…..
tots agree debbo, having him do the blocking was perfect. Me thinks the harem is on its way out. Loving it.
I totes agree with every single one of you h00rs. Even though I was frustrated by the lack of sexy times I know our dear Edward haven’t admitted to himself how he really feels for Bella. But once he sees that a certain James Brown is trying to get in where he wants to be (twss) he’ll come around.
Btw, roxiesmom, I’m loving your avi *licks avi* =D
It made me sad for Bella….after waiting so long for the update! Of course, I’m so emo right now, that’s probs part of it!
JAG…thanks for the GIF’s….can you believe it’s only 1 day til RM??? Then on to Eclipse! and THEN: the f*cktastic R-rated BEL AMI!
NICE GIFS JAG! VERY VERY FUNNY!!!!
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Well, debbo the wussperv FINALLY decided to go back and read completely to the end of “Clipped Wings and Inked Armor”. I had stopped reading at chapter 28 A LONG TIME AGO having seen the shit was going to hit the fan angst wise coming down the pike. I was right. Chapter 29 was a bad one. Oh God….this is going to be a rough ride, but at least by having waited I will be able to read it through to the end knowing that there will be peace coming and a piece of Edward cumming as well. LOL How far is it really really sad before it lightens up? I’m starting chapter 30 now. anyone?
Gig tomorrow afternoon so you all will be spared from my blithering mouth. lol anyway, GOODNIGHT. have fun ladies…you always do.
Debbo it feels like it has been so long since I curled up with Tattward now that I can’t remember how many chaps there are. It lightens up a little, but it kind of stays heavy until the end. But YOU MUST FINISH it!!!! It has a great ending, so don’t give up on it!!!
it isn’t long debbo, keep reading!! it stays heavy, but sweet. Totally worth the ride.
Oh Debbo, I loved that story! Tattward and Fifty are my favorites! Stick it out, you’ll be happy you did!!!
I’m surprised you managed to hold out as long as you did debbo. I never would have been able to. I’m sure you’ll love it though. Let us know what you think!
*in my best Samuel L Jackson voice from Jurassic Park*
“Hold on to your butts!!”
It will get past the angst, you”ll be a tote ball *snicker* bag, but it’s so worth it!
Oh Deb you have to go back and finish! I cried when I had to leave Tattward behind sniff sniff and BB and George and Cookieward and….on and on
I love them all
I have to say though Wallbanger is getting on my frikken nerves!!!!
Oh it’s Wednesday!!!! Hockeyward????
dee – glad you said that as it’s wearing on me now too! It doesn’t seem the same since the long break and the characters don’t seem to ‘read’ the same anymore. I was so pissed off after the last chapter that I haven’t been able to leave a review yet! X
Phew! I finally finished saving those gifs! Now that my right hand is cramped up, I have to type with my left, which is hard(twss) so I think I’m just gonna go read some FanFic for a while before I go to bed.
Good Night Angelz!
<3<3<3
HEY WIFEY….
I forgot to share that I had another ROB fucking in the shower fantasy again earlier tonight. They just appear in my head….so real and when I’m wide awake. He looked like the WET HAIRED Rob picture we shared yesterday from when he was on the streets of NYC filming “Remember Me” only of course he was naked and he was FUCKING the pink elephant REALLY HARD AND RAMMING HER UP THE FUCKING WALL OF THE SHOWER SO HARD THAT SHE WAS CRYING OUT AND HE WAS MAKING THAT GRUNT NOISE he made in NM over and over and over and over with EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THRUST OF HIS HARD COCK….and their bodies were ramming into each other so hard that their flesh was making LOUD AND FAST SMACKING NOISES….the water dripping down Rob’s face and I could see him from behind and his ASS MUSCLES were SQUEEZING AND FLEXING REALLY TIGHTLY with every thrust…squeezing his buns together and his THIGHS…were HARD AND FIRM and TIGHTLY WOUND from banging every ounce of energy he had into the pink elephant. HE was the only one to SCREAM OUT WHEN HE CAME INTO HER…and she just was panting and was sore as hell from his complete and utter ABANDONED FUCKING. He held her tightly with his face buried in her neck panting SO HARD that it echoed loudly off the shower walls so beautifully. Finally he just mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm and calmed down and slid his cock out of her and she just walked out of the shower leaving him to take his shower alone. Sigh. I’ll take that one to sleep….
WOW Debbo, I’m fucking speechless….
Whew. WOW debbo. Now I need a cold shower. And I think it’s time we rename the pink elephant as theluckiestbitchonearth.
*mouth hanging open* ~ that is all….
Well Debbo, that was better than coffee this morning….
thanks chica
OMFG Debbo! Holy hell woman! Gah! *THUD*
*runs off to text Smom about that one!*
HOT DAMN…*faints*
debbo, you have the most fucktastic fantasies…. *THUD*
OMFG Wifey, your comments never cease to amaze me! I am totally blown away! This is one of the first comments I’ve read and now I’m just….GAH!!
The very first one Fucking DIED me. Mr sexy strut on the red carpet. Where was that from? anyone know?
I may be wrong, but wasn’t that the 2008 MTV video music awards? Not sure…
Thanks, I will check it out!!
I don’t know where it came from. I don’t acutally think I’ve seen it before. But I REALLY, REALLY like it. YUMMMMM
OMRP! That handporn did me in JAG!!! that is one of the best views of HHH.
I will be in a constant DROOL state just thinking of what those fingers are capable of…seriously….thud!!!!!
I.AM.DIED
I’m with you, dead on the floor from the fingerfuck. Ugh…
These AnOther Man outtakes are killing me!!!
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2010/03/new-outtakes-from-another-man-shoot-and.html
Hope there’s some HQ untagged versions coming soon…
HOLY MOTHER FUCKING ROB PORN……THOSE ARE UNBELIEVABLY HOT!!!!!
You know, he is seriously trying with every ounce of SEXUAL SENSUALITY in his beautiful, long, lean body….to fucking bury every one of …..the final arrow into our hearts will come with “Bel Ami” and the serious fucking sex scene. UMPH!
Thank you for that PunkyBumpkin, I forgot to check Robsessed before bed. They seem to never sleep over there. 24/7 ROB PORN coming in daily. YES THANK YOU ROB THE DROUGHT IS OVER!!!!!!!!! HAL-LE-FUCKING-LU-ROB.
By the way the RObsessed page with those pictures was loading and some asshole in my neighborhood knocked my WI FI offline. I had half of those pictures loaded and I was like..>>NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO….it’s like almost cumming but not quite there and your sex partner is too tired to keep going! LOL UGH BUT THANK GOD I Got back online. CANNOT WAIT FOR HQ!
OW OW OW WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF. WOLF WHISTLE>….debbo the sea otter clapping….arf arf arf arf arf arf…….FUCK ME ROB you know how to WORK IT……WORK IT BABY, WORK IT! Yeah…..more Rob cigarette porn as well. LOVE IT. mmmmmm
Sigh..I can’t get over these pictures. MORE UNIQUE angles and Rob poses with new looks. GOD HE IS SO FUCKING CHANGEABLE. I JUST LOVE IT. James Dean eat your fucking heart out. Rob blows everybody away….
He’s a work of art. He knows how to model. Like it or not Rob, you ARE a SUCCESS at acting AND *MODELING* as well. Give yourself credit man, you are amazingly talented all the way around. SO UNIQUE. SO SPECIAL.
GOD HE JUST KILLS ME. I can’t stop thinking about him…he’s got me by the nipples.
Christ, these are so good! Thanks for the link! X
YES YES YES THEY TOOK THE TAGS OFF OF THOSE PICTURES NOW! WhEEEE
http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/2010/03/new-outtakes-for-another-man-magazine.html
Punky & Debbo – THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! These are close to being thermo-nuclear. I know a lot of people don’t like to see him smoking, but holy crapoli, he is SMOKIN’. And who would have thought there was still some sweet smexy goodness to come out of the GQ shoot?
Ok, I’m going to go make myself a nice cup of camomile tea now and stroke my pussy …. er, I mean my cat, to try and calm myself down.
Beautiful!! I want to be that ciggy*sigh*
Thanks for posting!
Gawd, the torn white tee! Ungh! So fuckhawt!
Absolutely fucking gorgeous…. sexyhot to the max… GAH… I love Rob in black and white… all my girly bits are tingling now…
OMGGGGGGG!!! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! The one of him standing up smoking with his shirt all torn….I am DYING over here! GAH he’s so sexy!!!
I HATE smoking, can’t stand to be around it (not offended or anything, just literally makes me feel physically sick), but HOLY FUCK is it sexy when he does in these photoshoots. My favorite shots out of these are by far every single one with a ciggie. LOL It’s just total bad boy hotness. *dies*
god.. the one when he is pulling on his eyebrow just died me
He’s so freakin’ smexy!!! My 3 favs … full head shot, coat & smoking, and the GQ outtake.
http://de.tinypic.com/r/1zr2f5e/5 Here’s my amateur untagging effort for one of them. God he is so hot when he smokes.
Fucking beatiful. Good job untagging. Unf.
He could smoke in my bed anytime.
I had plans this evening before I went to bed. I was going to finish laundry, do the dishes and clean up. But no, I had to check out RAoR first. Now my house is going to stay in disarray while I go to my room for some alone time. Now I have to make sure I’ve got batteries and some way to project these beautiful GIF’s onto the wall…
wouldn’t that be amazing?!?!?!?!IF these puppies could be projected onto the wall???*melting 3,2,goo*
Oh JAG these gifs are just…I can’t even…ungh!I love them and all their distracting beauty!The sad thing is that I would pay to watch any one of these for hours on end in the cinema…really I mean I never manage to follow the plot of his films the first time anyway…it takes at least 6 views before I can concentrate adequately!
Have you guys seen the new outtakes form another man and GQ…holy hell in a handbag they’re beautiful…Rob smokes and my panties do the same…true story!He’s just sex on legs!
Bel Ami will be the death of me…an R rating…god good call the undertaker now…I’m rambling I know but all the panty-dropping pics and the great reviews hes getting for RM have me a little excited and unable to focus!
For real when he smokes like that I get images of him sprawled out on the mattress wearing nothing but a smile having a smoke after I have completed sated him and had the favour returned…oh not a good thought while in the library…the stacks are calling to me!
Lurve you Angelz!
xxx
BLARL can you imagine a Best of Rob video at the IMAX? Some talented video PattinAngel could make a video but have it 2 hours long, all pics and gifs, with great songs. Oh thud!
And yes, yes, yes!! to the R rating for Bel Ami. After hearing about the PG 13 rating for Remember Me I joked that Bel Ami was going to be reworked into an animated family flick… I have never, ever been happier to be proved wrong. JAG is going to have to come up with some accessories for the RM survival kit…
I had mistakenly missed one of my updates in my e-mail. I’ve got too many fan fics favorited.
I just LOVE this fan fic story….it’s so sweet and I can clearly picture Rob’s character: “ART” when I read this story. The character isn’t like ART at all, but the look he had in that movie and his gawky body movements, match this character so well.
SIGH. Sometimes we all need a little, soft and sweet instead of shower fucking. Me included.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5440286/17/Awake_in_the_Infinite_Cold
I am right there with ya, Deb! I love this story! It’s touching and sweet and unique!
Hey, Debbo! I’m also reading that story…I had a hard time at first imagining the Edward in the story, but an “Art” visual immediately popped into my head as well. Such a good story…Good luck reading CW&IA!
Oh JAG, sorry you got hit by the virus – I think quite a few of us were infected last weekend. The worst thing is that it’s my work laptop, so I would be really embarrassed to have to take it back to work, especially as I’ve already done in a laptop through downloading RobPorn! Luckily, this one’s brand new so has got the latest virus scan software and I seem to have been able to delete it myself. I have pinned it down to FFn but not which story – I’ve got so many on the go I just can’t remember which one I was reading, but I do remember one of those stupid ads coming up and not being able to get rid of it – had to hold down the on/off button to shut the puter down. Now, of course, I’m scared to read my updates – I’m dying to read “Edward Cullen – Dick for Hire” but not sure if I should dare *sigh*
Anyway, thanks so much for the gifs – I could watch the HandPorn for hours, it just mesmerises me. However, I do think including the “a-leaping ‘n’ a-frolicking” gif is cruel and unusual punishment … yuk!
Well, due to the FFn virus disaster and my ongoing debacle involving the removal of our favourite stories, I spent a large proportion of yesterday (thank God for working from home!) looking for my favs on Twilighted. Managed to transfer 21 over from FFn, but still have a long way to go (still got 161 bookmarked) and obviously not all of them will be available on Twilighted.
Another problem is that even if they are on Twilighted, they’re not always up to date. I found TNGUS and bookmarked it, then deleted it from FFn, just to discover that only 4 chapters have been posted on Twilighted – arrgghh! Will have to find it again cos I don’t want to miss updates when it’s so close to the end.
So, I’m off to continue my Twilighted search – I hope eventually that I will be able to stop reading on FFn all together – my solitary protest *waves middle finger at screen*
There is no way im going back on FFn for a while,so im waiting for the email alerts to come through then im going to search for my stories on twilighted.I started reading CW&IA last night and found it really hard to shut lappy off and go to sleep at 4.00am. FF is going to kill me!! LOL Im hoping ill be able to start MoTU by Friday and cant wait !!
TNGUS is also on The Writers’ Coffee Shop. I think it’s up to date there.
http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=858
Hey Jenn, thanks for the link, I’ll check it out.
Oh man, The Training has updated on Twilighted… I am so gone!
http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=8006
I’m like a kid in a candy shop! I like dis one and dat one and dat one! Mommy I want dem all!!!!
right click – save!!!
I’m more like Veruka Salt from the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. “I want it noooooow, Dad-dy!”
Good lord that first one..oh m god….
*kissing the floor inside the RAoR h00r house*
I’ve only been gone for a day but it feels like an eternity!!!
Sorry about the virus JAG
, but at least it brought us GIF p0rn *happy dance*
Love them! coughexcepttheblueberryscough
*skipping merrily to twilighted to read CW&IA*
I can’t believe I’ve had to read books with real pages lately. What does Dickens have in comparison with hunterhunting anyway?
Laterz <3
bbbee-was wondering where you’d gone!! I’m guessing the Rob porn was just to much!!
OMG can’t believe you haven’t read all of CW&IA yet-Tattward pwns me HARD!!
Maybe see you over on Twitter lata hun. Mwah.x.
I love R-Pattz GIF´s!!! *jumpsupanddown*
especially Beanie-Rob! *sigh*
THANX JAG!
Thanks for the Hump Day gifts, JAG! I am presently in lurve with double thumbs up dorky Rob from the Teen Choice Awards. Yay! And holy frickin shizz, JAG, did you include mangina tuck? I barely see it in the thumbnail and I’m seriously f**kin skerred. Skerred that it’s on this page- no way in hell I’m clickin on it! LOL The peen should neva be tucked.
Another Man and GQ outtakes are beautiful. Thanks for the link, guys!
I have a request – does anyone have a link to the original Another Man photos? I’m thinking esp of the torn shirt (gah)/fingerporn one. Anyone?
And, lastly, I am ridic excited for Bel Ami getting an R rating. Ded for sure.
And, whoops, lastly for real, some movie’s opening this weekend, right? Saw a billboard for it while driving and almost crashed! True story!
Now off tp pimp out my itouch. Woot, woot! Laters, babies!
MyRobbie – I don’t have a link to the original photoshoot, but all the available pix are in my Photobucket album.
http://s738.photobucket.com/albums/xx25/FluffyLiz/Another%20Man/
Thanks, Fluff! Anyone else having trouble downloading these gifs? They’re all sped up! I use a Macbook, save them using QuicktimePro then transfer them to itunes. Done it several times – even fastRob is hot. Help! It’s worked before.
MYROBBIE….I have a mac MACBOOK as well and love it. NO virus worries either. Ain’t it a kick in the ass?
ANY WAY, I’ve set up my computer to always OPEN GIF files in a new BROWSER WINDOW and just SIT THERE AND LET IT SAVE THE FILE. Don’t close the window. LET IT LOAD IT. It’ll take a minute or two for it to then PLAY what it downloaded, but it WILL eventually. THEN I just hit “SAVE AS” and name it a gif file of course and because I’ve set it up to always open GIF files in your browser of choice, when you click to open the gif later, it will load into your browser to play there.
OK? That’s just the way I do it. Whatever blows your skirt up hon. Everybody has their own way of organizing and running their puters. I just found this works for ME…..
Hey chickies, just ducking in for a quick hello then into the shower to “rub one out” thinking about JAG’s gif then off to teach class, grocery store, get kiddos, teach another class, then to bar for some drinky-poos!!! Will try to duck back in later. I don’t even have time to properly drool over each and every minute detail of the mouth watering Mr. Pattinson!!
writerinmydreams, get your ass back to your fic!! write faster be-yotch….oops, um, sorry. I went all domme on your ass. *checkedout looks embarrassed*
writer, would your please mind spending a little time on your fic because I would greatly appreciate an update whenever you can *checkedout kisses writers ass*!! Go bitch!!!
So, I’ve been sent home from another new job after doing my collapse/ convulsions on the floor routine. It remains to be seen if this one will fire me because of it or not.
I’m feeling quite glum. And like I’ve been beaten around the head with a mallet. Someone send me some robporn to cheer me up?!
I don’t think they can fire you. Get a medical letter from your Dr. They may try to use another excuse around it but get the letter and make a copy.
Such fuckery we have to go through!
Crikey HFS – Are you ok? Trouble is, if you haven’t been there long, then they can probably let you go for any reason. Still, it’s worth doing what Dee suggests and getting a note from your doc. Hope this isn’t going to affect your move to VanCity.
yeah, I’m a temp. I’ve got a doctor’s appt at 4:10 so hopefully I can get a note either saying I’m fit to work, or I’m not, in which case I can sign on to incapacity. I want to work though!
@ Liz- I think I should be okay for the move, as long as I have the right insurance. It’s a heart defect that they can’t seem to control. It goes too fast which causes me to collapse and have these awful convulsions. You should see my face right now- all the blood vessels are broken all over my eyes and cheeks and forehead. I look like a leper!
OMG! Let us know what the doctor says honey! I hope you feel better. <3 {HUGS}
I haven’t seen the finger porn in a while. It is the best gif eva…so good! Squeeze it Rob…squeeze it hard!!
Oh no, that’s terrible. They should not be able to fire you for medical reasons, when you feel up to it check into your rights bb! In the meantime here’s your RobMeds… ((hugs))
http://twitpic.com/13cr6t May cause a soothing sensation.
http://twitpic.com/17m6ur May cause excitability
this of course is meant for hidingfromsomeone… *facepalm*
Well you may have posted it in the wrong place but I’ll take that kind of medicine anytime, anywhere!!!
I got it, sweetie, thank you
Aahhhh Hump day….sorry about the virus JAG. *whispers*I too got one on Mr.Much’s puter, oops, not telling him where it came from. After much swearing, he got it fixed. But I have been banned from his puter*sticking tongue out*, at least while he is here.
Supposed to be cleaning house before h00r tour, but I have been held hostage by the fingerfuck gif. That gif NEVER gets old, and my lady bits have the same reaction every time. And then the 2 BIG thumbs up, and then the laser beam fuck me stare….even my laptop is sweating.
Catch you h00rs later.<3 u all!!
Lurve you wifey!! Miss you!
ATTENTION HOORS!!!
The 10 second teaser trailer of Eclipse is up http://bit.ly/bqE5cF
I copied that from Twitter, I’m sure someone can do better than me with the link
I have the UTUBE GAH HIS VOICE JUST DIED ME!!!!!!
You know, I want to say that the wig doesn’t look bad. I want to be able to say that. *sigh* Maybe if her real hair weren’t so pretty in Twi and NM? *le big sigh* OK, that is all.
He’s lookin good!
http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac332/cupcakes2010/Eclipse-Capture.jpg
Only 3 seconds of Rob???? That voice is the most beautiful thing ever. It truly is like velvet. Too much Tater!
No MR I agree it’s too thick on top. It looks like a wig. I can’t believe they couldn’t have gotten away with some kind of weave or something that looked real and just said Bella got a new hair style or something. Looks like bad doll hair. LOL But then again I am not her biggest fan
Well at least we know he won’t be tugging on it during the box blocking scenes
Gah!! I’m at work so I can’t hear it but I can definitely watch it over and over again. How much longer now???
Consequences GAH!!!!
I wish I had know the consequences when my ass fell in love with this guy and my life spun out of control ROFL!!
ok, we need “consequences” in rob- on- demand. I need that clip. It might take over Robward speaking Shakespeare for my message alert tone.
why 2 seconds of scenery?! why? answer me that, Slade!! we know where the fucking thing is set! that’s 20% of our clip on effing trees! I don’t care about trees! I want Robward, motherfuckers!!
in a word: underwhelmed.
I agree with HFS. TREES? Coincidence that the editor just got canned? Me thinks not. I could listen to that voice all day, though.
The hair SUCKS!!! Are these wig makers blind and only have use of one hand? Seriously, the only hair that works is Rob’s (DUH).
Even though it was only a 10 second tease, I still managed a wimper/moan when Robward spoke. *sigh*
Only two days and a wake up before “the precious” hits the big screen!!!!
DAMN IT!!!! NOT.FRIGGIN’.ENOUGH!! I agree…fuck you trees. I want more sexy-time in the meadow.
OK, I’m just going to go on a bit about the wig some more, ok? She should not have cut her hair for the Runaways because, honestly, she had to know they have the shittiest wigmakers working on Twi saga stuff. Jacob Black’s wig in the original? Horrible. Jasper? Unbelievably horrible. I completely don’t understand. Oh, and Rosalie. For cripe’s sake. Alrighty. That is all.
PS I lurve Stewie and am just trying to look out for her!
I need more. There is far too much Jacob in this clip.
Ladies I agree-the only time I wanna know about the trees is if Rob is fucking me up one!!
Holy shit… Rob’s voice is sooooooooooo hot…. *THUD*
ooh, cool, it actually works!
JAG I’m having a major heartattack and freak out!! You look after your comp cos if it gets all riddled with a virus we wouldn’t have daily RAoR-and I would be DED but in the bad way!!
Just seen the 10sec Eclipse trailer-hhmmmm, wanted topless Robward (for the full 10seconds) but ended up with the mutt flexing his pecs-bah humbug!!
(Quick note-not got anything much against TL apart from the fact he’s Summits mediawhore and really not that hot looking in the face department (I’d shag him with a bag on his head tbh) but he just doesn’t compare to Mr P).
Fluffy and debbo-thnks girls for the email last night, always in need of a back-up (lol). I am so totally pwned by it-yum!!
GOOD NEWS.
My PC is STD-free. I did not get the virus. I have some serious add anti-virus software and it protected my delicate parts.
So back to our regularly scheduled posting tomorrow.
Phew-so so pleased and relieved!! We’d all be lost w/out our daily fix from you and RAoR. Who’s for chippin in to make sure JAG has a spare lptp for emergencies?? (lol).x.
Woot Woot!!
Thank Heaven! There is a God!!!
Another day started with a pantie change (I now carry spares in my purse) and wiping the saliva from my monitor.(the licking is really becoming a problem).
All in all a normal Wednesday.
That first one is purrfection! The angle of his neck makes me want to mark him him with a big fat “X” letting all other women know that he is MINE (Ours, I fully intend to share with my fellow h00rs. But everyone else can kiss my ass!). The sex hair is in full force, all shiny and bouncy. There isn’t another man on the fucking planet that looks as good as Rob in profile!!!
Thank-you JAG, as always you made my day.
Good morning, Angels! Since JAG is taking the day off this maybe a good time to let you all know I am alive and well. But for a moment their I almost wasn’t. Needless to say some SERIOUS fuckery ensued Monday nite and I found myself starring down the barrel of gun being. I have to work today but I will check back in with all after I am home. LRAD knows my situation and feel free to email her if you are concerned. In the meantime could someone please send the PattinAngel Relocation Detail to my house ASAP! I need to be moved to a “safe Rob house”!
Whhhhaaaaatttttt??? Holy crap, Peeler!!! Thinking of you!! *hugs, while helping you throw clothes in suitcase*
You are one of the lucky ones Peeler and I’m very happy you are ok. It’s so wrong that things have to go that far before anyone will do anything with these idiots!!!!
I’m thinking maybe we can write a little letter to HHH and ask if maybe he’d like to share Steve/Dean for a bit to protect you poor girls. Oh and he can tag along too to help protect your body and make sure the big guy is doing his job
Big h00r hugs to you hun, so glad you’re ok. Anything we can do (even if its just making you giggle) let us know.
Calling all PattinAngelz for mega group hug with 1peeler in the middle-we can sneak you out of wrk if we’re all crowded round and ship you to Rob Island for a week or ten.x.
Gah!! What happened hun?? Well it good to know you’re ok. Wouldn’t want anything bad happening to you. Let us know if we can do anything to make your day any better. *hugs*
you can come and stay with me, peeler. I’m sending you e- hugs, hope you get them xx
I would def be part of that group hug {{{{{{HUGS}}}}} and bring my taser to keep away the addhats!!
Wow, sorry, bb, that shit is scary. I hope you are taking all the necessary precautions to make yourself more safe. My thoughts are with you, honey. *hugs*
Glad to see you here bb. I fell asleep after I texted you last night and had meant to text you back once it finally hit 8:30 your time*winkwink* Hope today is a better one for you.
Peeler- I have a spare room and a BIG dog. Both are at your disposal. Big hugs!!!!
Shit. I have a 9mm you are welcome to borrow.
Peeler-OMG. I’m glad to hear you are ok. We’re here for ya! You can escape for a few hours this weekend with Rob and RM!
I’m echoing SAP, but Holy Crap! Hope you’re safe, bb. For real. xoxo
WTH is going on in the universe? This is outrageous! So sad to hear this and hope you are OK Peeler!
peeler – thanks for checking in so we know you’re okay. What a nightmare! Take care of yourself. X
Jeez Peeler, hope you’re ok. Were you being literal about the gun? Holy fuck, that is just too bloody scarey. You need to move to the UK hun, it’s not absolutely gun-free, but it’s a bit more difficult for fucktards and psychos to get hold of guns here. Really hope you stay safe.
*Joining Peeler group-hug* Glad you are ok, but stay safe! Sheesh, too many crazy fuckers roaming the planet anymore, and exactly why I went and got a CCW. Sending good vibes your way today! <3's
*hugs* I hope your in a safe place right now. Take care. Luvs.
Oh shit Peeler… I can’t believe you have to put up with such horrible fuckery – I am so glad you are okay… and I hope and pray you have somewhere safe to be… my thoughts are with you and I am sending you warm motherly cougar hugs…
As soon as my face heals, Hawaii, here we come! We’re entering the HAD (HOOrs Against Douches) Witness Protection Program and kissing all these crazy asshats goodbye! {HUGS} and I lurve you chick!
I am so glad to see you posting, peeler, when LRAD said what happened I was all freaked out. I am a Cancer, and I tend to just worry needlessly, so imagine when I worried needfully! Take care of yourself *HUGS*
Peeler, like I told LRAD yesterday, there are SAP’s all over the world if you need to get outta dodge! Until then, please take care of yourself!!!!
It’s great to hear from you amd know your ok!
OMG! thats awful. I will be thinking of you
Hello again all! Yes, I was serious about the gun. My psycho ex came by Monday nite to kill me. He pointed a gun at my face as I looked out the window and told him to leave. Had I been foolish enough to open the door, I would be dead and my children motherless. I was smart enough to call 911 and the valiant police dept lit his ass up. They informed me that he had a full magazine in the gun and a round in the chamber. He is in jail and will be staying there until he can be convinced to get the help he so desperately needs for his mental illness. I am lucky to have such wonderful family and friends who have been there for me! Especially my internation coalition of foxy R.Patz Angels! Thank you for your well wishes. It is indeed a world gone mad! Men need a serious ass wooping as a sex! Why can’t they all behave themselves, like Rob? Gentlemen for the motherfucking WIN!!!!!
*hugs*
Oh Peeler, since you’re already packed (good thinking saplife4me) I’ll just get hubs to get out of the way and you can take his side of the bed. *joining group hug and signing up for HAD*
You’ll be perfectly safe here since I’m a totally secret agent h00r (okey, maybe that type of secret agent h00r doesn’t really help you, but at least I haven’t blown my cover jet…that should count for something, right!?).
If there ever was a contest for safest-safe-house though I’m pretty sure mine would rate high! So I’ve got the safehouse down…the only thing missing is the Rob!
Please stay safe (and although there is some attemt at humor in this post I totally mean every word of it, any h00r in need is always welcome here!!!).
Jesus peeler, thank heaven you are ok. Can’t even imagine. Men need to get their heads out of their adds. Too much violence in society these days. I see the adds for those stupid computer games. So violent, and this is what kids do all day instead of playing outside? Can’t be a good thing.
Hey Peeler, I’m late to the boards today but just wanted to add my best wishes. I can’t believe the crap you and LRAD are having to deal with. Jesus, why can’t they just let it go and get on with their own lives – it’s bloody pathetic and childish. And then to top it off they are allowed to own guns – WTF!
I’m glad to hear that you have a good support network around you – it might be worth considering a relocation, if not to Hawaii then at least to somewhere else. It really sucks that you have to take extreme measures to keep yourself safe but if that’s what it takes then do it. My prayers and best wishes are with you and your children. Thank god they can go to bed tonight safe in the knowledge that their mum is ok. Take care. jp xxx
“Fingers, and F*ck me laser stares, and Hairporn, OH MY!”
You give gooooood GIFs JAG!!
*wearing smoking jacket, with a glass of scotch, while smoking cigarette*
What a way to start a morning, THEN *Bella stutter* thhe-eee-nnn to be tote boxblock by the freakin’ 10 second tease!!
*shell rolls off bed and gets on with her day*
xxoo
I’ll take a 10 sec tease anyday though!!
Great work, JAG. You can picspam us more often. And this is even better because he’s moving. *le sigh*
As for the trailer, I’m gonna rage. I’m grateful for all that they allow us to see, but dammit, I want more. It’s like I said on la twatter, “It’s like someone offered me the pipe, but only blew smoke in my face. I need to take my own hit… I NEED the FULL trailer.”
I don’t see how you anti-spoiler people stay away. I have no willpower.
Also, Another Man & GQ outtakes. Oh My!
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2010/03/new-outtakes-from-another-man-shoot-and.html?utm_source=web&utm_medium=twitter
I heard the Eclipse trailer is showing at Remember Me!! *crosses fingers*
White torn tee & ciggy died me!
Don’t know why, but I love it when that vein in his forehead pops up. Like that one and the torn tee the best.
I know – 10 seconds of a trailer – big whoop
Give us more NAOW damn it!
Good Golly Miss Molly those are some fine ass Gifs!!!!!
How are the ladies of RAoR doin????? I’ve been away from this place tooooooo long!!!!! Miss you and this place like crazy.
Lurve you all and I hope to be back to my full pervy mode one day soon!!!! RL is well RL!!! Thank god for Twitta other wise I’d lose my mind if I didn’t have some kind of contact with you ladies.
Take care lovies
misses ya too!
Miss you too! E-mail me bb! <3