By Contribut-H00r RobCatCdn
Today’s post is inspired by PattinAngel rtpgirl because of her f*ck hawt vid.!!! {fans self} Thanks sweety! <3
I don’t read a lot of FFs, not much of a reader but also just not enough time between RL, the hours I watch Rob, movie & Robsten YT vids to find “RAoR worthy” ones to feature Saturdays, and hang out here & a few RobPorn sites. 
But for the FFs that I do read, I need a Rob visual for the story’s Edward or Rob to make it more … ummm … pleasurable. And it helps me remember each story when a visual isn’t already provided by the author.
So I thought it would be fun to share pictures of (or describe) the Rob you imagine in your 3 favorite FFs. 
PLEASE put them in 3 separate comments so we can give feedback about your Rob for each FF. Plus this will avoid comments going into moderation … JAG must release when 3 links are included.
{smooches} <3 RobCatCdn
MoTU’s Fifty Shades {by PattinAngel rtpgirl}
can you handle some more…
Mind —> gutter {by PattinAngel ginaransom}
Slowing in down with Rob
I’d like to bump that
Nobody thrills us like HHH
Tyler & Ally wall banging in 13 days!
Some Robsten pretties
Hey RobCatCdn. You should read more FAN FICS.
I’ve seen 3 of the videos above and they are HOT ONES. Thanks for posting them.
HEY LOOKIE WHAT I FOUND on RP LIfe. 96 HQ, untagged pictures IN HUGE SIZES of our glorious Rob from his Bafta appearance. GAHHHH he’s gorgeous. I ADORE the first one. Statue of David eat your fucking heart out.
http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/2010/02/compilation-rob-baftas-96-hq-untagged.html
Have a good saturday everybody. I gotta gig as usual….and miss all the fun.
GAH that suit is GORGEOUS on Rob. With the BRIGHT LIGHTS showing off his suit better in this picture, you can see the “G” for GUCCI embroidered on the button of his tux jacket. YOU CAN ALSO SEE A “MANTIE” line on his upper thighs. He was not freeballin’ it at Baftas. Now everyone say: “DEBBO Get A LIFE”. LOL
http://i362.photobucket.com/albums/oo68/twilightxchange/Pattinsonlife/01/pattinsonlife-bafta0278.jpg
One thing’s for sure….all of these HUGE HQ pics of Rob at Baftas sure does show off his lovely dandruff flakes WELL. LOL I’m such an asshole. he he he
I SAY if we have to look at “NICK” in most of Rob’s appearances (albeit thankfully he was NOT at Baftas)……hovering VERY CLOSELY to Rob like a fly on shit, we should force “NICK” to carry around a butler’s lint brush to wipe off Rob’s dandruff every few minutes. Give the guy something to do beside drag Rob around like a show dog on a rhinestone leash. LOL
Must be the ones he bought at Marks & Sparks….lol! They “were” black…for those “formal occasions”…
Debbo, hey wifey! Those pics are absolutely gorgeous! Some of them just left me speechless, they were so hot! I totally saw the mantie lines, too, no freeballin for our boy that night, he had those babies wrapped up nice and tight! LMFAO!
Have a good time at your gig, and hopefully you can come(twss) back to play later!<3
LMAO Yes Deb that would be the perfect job for Nick instead of always pulling and pushing on him. He’s always dragging him away!!! I think he just likes to touch the pretty.
Good afternoon…..here’s a great manip
http://pics.livejournal.com/lindsiloolabell/pic/00082rfb/
Holy FUUUUUUCK! That third vid fucked my mind up AND gave me a good French lesson!! *fans self* geeez!
& of course rptgirl h=owns me with all of her vids!! When I first saw her vid I was like “OMFG… someone tie me up!!!
Uhmmm one of my fave fics if Master of the Universe, and I picture Rome Rob when I read MOTU…
Awesome post RCC I ♥ you soooo hard!!!
Great vid. Gina! {smooches} <3
Which RomeRob? On red carpet (v.1) or wearing black sweater (v.2)?
RobCatCdn,
the TYLER & ALLY video says it cannot be played in MY country (USA).
EAT ME, LICK ME, SUCK ME my ORAL ROB!
He does have an oral fixation.
he he he…..allergic to vaginas MY ASS. LOL
He does seem to enjoy his mouth……….Well fuck don’t we all. Not terribly fond of smoking but it is HOT in a James Dean kinda way.
GAH, the RomeRob thumb in mouth. DED.
That video was HOT! Thanks debbo! I definitely have an oral fixation when it comes to Rob! His mouth is totally my undoing, I often find myself being fixated on it for hours!
Jeebus Fuck, RCC, I’m fucking…Jeebus! (Can I really be speechless? Why yes, I can & am.)
I think MoTU needs to be bumped up on my list. Gahhh. Great video rtpgirl!
Gina, I love that song. Nice crotch shots.
As for fanfic videos, I’ll have to come back when I can fucking think straight, lol.
Great job, loves. Have a great day!
♥ Christina
yeah, what she said ^^^^
Christina4 you took the words (or lack of) right out of my mouth!
And seeing as I am currently enslaved by MoTU, rtpgirl’s video was a shocker as the first thing to see as I fire up the “mean machine” I can’t even continue here today, Fifty Shades is waiting and I DON’T want to make him angry!!!
Laters, babies…..
Great vids – thanks RCC
rtpgirl – you rock *panting*
Here’s my Rob in The Office.
I used to imagine the same one most will probably say until I saw this VF pic.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/robcatcdn/4065326515/sizes/l/in/set-72157622979080845/
RCc I have to agree now.My first BB was Rob in the brown Twilight Japan siut where he’s got his hands together and the eyebrow raised but this VF BB is sooo fucking HOT!!!!
Most people imagine GQ Rob, white shirt & tie OR the pic. on the cover. But I can see JapanRob as BB. Very yummy.
Thanks for including my video! To be included amoung such talent is humbling. Fifty Shades has owned me like no other! Tattward is a close second.
I’m leaving early tomorrow for NYC. I’ll be meeting PattinCake to try to lay our eyes on THE MAN HIMSELF, starting with the Today show on Monday morning. Here are a few of the signs I’ve made. If you happen to be watching, look for us! If HHH is anywhere near me, I’ll be the one with her jaw on the ground and her tongue hanging out. Or possibly the one being taken out on a stretcher!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rtpgirl/4391700126/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rtpgirl/4390931395/
I know it’s been posted before, but this is my Tattward…. *sigh*
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rtpgirl/4390947869/
RCC, YOU ROCK! ♥♥♥
OMG!!!! rtpgirl!!!!!! I better get busy on my posters!!!!! I really hope they have ambulances on stand by cuz this day is going to DIE ME!!!! Pricelesspath is going to meet us too!
I was thinking of making a poster asking him if his parents liked the flowers. I think that would get his attention – what do you guys think!!!!
OMFG…those signs are awesome!!!!!! F*CK ME!!!!!! I am so devastated….I cannot make the premiere….I have to go to a security brief for my new job that day because I missed the first day of work on my new job stuck in La Guardia airport on that snowy day 2 weeks ago……GAH!!!!!!!!!!!
RL sucks add…I will be watching vids on national security…wonder if they will notice me reading Details magazine….sobbing….with….a buzzing hobo in the back of the indoc room??????????
NAH????????
Have a great time PC, PP and RTP!!!!!!!!!!!
We will DVR Today show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Have a great time in NYC ladies!!! Love the signs … I’ll be watching out for them.
Keeping fingers X that you all see HHH as Jen had said “in the motherf*cking flesh”!!!
RTP … Thanks again for that f*ck hawt vid. and for the inspiration.
{smooches} <3
wow rtpgirl, I’m still panting a bit from seeing your vid earlier today… *fans self*
I wil def look out for those signs and if I see them I will squee LOUD!
Have fun in NY you lucky h00rs! Bring home some pix and storys 4 the rest of us!!!! <3
Hi RCC!! Another great Saturday AM Romp!!
I’ve been MIA on the post the last couple days due to rl suckage yada yada but wanted to share a video I especially enjoy that encompases one/more of Rob/Edward’s I see in my minds eye when reading certain FF’s. This video pretty much covers the following stories for me:
CW&IA, TB&TC, TUoEM, MoTU & Edward WallBanger, Hide & Drink…. enjoy!!
wOoF oW oW oWoWoWoWoWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOOWOWOOW
Hey RSM! Sorry RL is being a bitch … just slap her silly!
That’s a great vid. I can def. see some FF Robs in there.
@ Anybody … I’m looking for the 1st Tattward pic. in vid. Thanks in advance! <3
I started reading CW&IA Thursday night and THAT's the Tattward I have in mind *THUD* … but don't have it on my Porn Drive. *THUD*
I believe JAG has it as she FEATURED that picture months and months ago when she FEATURED “CLIPPED WINGS AND INKED ARMOR” as a post one day. I remember that well as you cannot forget THAT picture. But I’m sure others have it.
You mean this pic
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff134/15557/397.jpg
RobsexMe….my darling dearest roomie!!!!!!!!
Cough*gag*cough…
I have not been able to breathe RAoR air for weeks…WEEKs….GAH!!!!!! Sympathy PLEASE…..tee hee hee…RL has f*cked me up the add…not as bad as some of my sisters I hear…but I missed you ALL SO MUCH!!!!!!!!
BUT….I finally got on this morning……..and RSM…this video is my fave compilation of my FANFIC edwards….love TATTWARD…he makes my skin crawl to be pierced….pinched….tattooed….GAH….what a way to CUM BACK!!!!!!!
Luv you so hard…..
xoxoxoxoxoxooxo
*running outta control toward TC1 grabbing her waist while kneeling beside her wailing*
OHHHHHH TC1!!!!!!! So happy to see you here!! It makes me smile a big ole goofy grin!! Glad you are here today bb!!!! We’ve missed you!!!!!!
Hey there sweetie,
I just watched your video, and loved it!! I think I am going to starting reading The University of Edward Mason right now…
Hope your weekend gets better. Talk to you Monday AM!
xxoo
RSM, TC1, sorry to hear about your RL suckage, I totally feel your pain! I had a RL day from hell yesterday! If it wasn’t one thing going wrong it was another! Anyway, I’m back here now, and I’m so glad that you Angelz are too!<3
Now Shell, we’d all like to give TC1 a big hug now scooch over! *Crossing arms in front of chest and tapping foot at Shell*
Ahem….TC1!!!!!! I’m so glad you found time to cum back to us!!!!!
SAP: DAMN I LUV YOU SO HARD…I can feel the breath being sucked out of me…..I was soooooooooooo afraid you may not be here today…..please please please tell me YOU are OK!!!!!!!! How’s the Anti-Rob???????? GAH!!!!! I feel like crying…I miss you so much…thanks for the email…I got in on my phone…right before they pried it from my fingers…………..sobbing………
*TC1 grinning ear to ear with mascara runnning*
SRL: Misery loves company…so glad to know I am NOT alone…thats why I need you gals…we share our lifes and our LUV of ROB….SO GLAD to see your AVI….hope your suckage ends IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!….*more mascara running*
PC: Damn…so sorry I couldn’t get tixs to Remember Me…my friend was like…no go….BUT she is making it up to me later….PROMISE….boo hoo….AND SO SORRY can’t come to premiere…exciting Navy security brief instead….so want to slit throat…..but must live long enough to see RM on HooR Tour and meet all my HooR lovers…..forgive me darling…..
So glad to be back……WILL KIll people and hang out at internet cafes and KINKOS to stay online…
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Thanks JenUK … that’s the one! <3
@ Debbo and all USA Angels
Really sorry you can’t see the Tyler & Amy vid.
That surprises me a lot since it was done by JustFP from ToR.
Maybe you could replace it and pick another one from your amazing arsenal my dear RobCatCdn. Oh queen o Rob videos.
It’s late…..go for it.
WTF! Three favourite FF’s – that’s just too hard so I’ll have to give you the three WIPs that I’m reading now.
MoTU – when I started it was all GQ 2009 Rob so I’m sticking with that but if I was starting it now it would definitely be Details Rob – you let me violate you, ,you let me desecrate you, you let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you Help me……..
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1//2009/03/pattinson-gq/robert-pattinson-gq-magazine-april-2009-01.jpg
jpfree … You can put more if you want. I just threw a # out there.
<3
jpfree – oh yeah, GQRob for MoTU. I toggle back and forth between GQ Rob, Details Rob, and Rome Rob depending on what’s going on in the story. The part I’m reading right now is def Details Rob *fans self* back to reading…..
Okay no. 2 is:
The Port Angeles Players – I imagine Vanity Fair 2009 Rob for Bardward – sooooo handsome and romantic – sitting on the pebble beach reading, playing the piano in the field, in the cream cable knit jumper – oooooh doctor Rob is in the house
http://img.clevvertv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/robert-pattinson-vanity-fair-1.jpg
I love that pic. *le sigh*
and lucky last:
Hide and Drink – New Moon strut Rob cos I imagine this Rob as being a bit younger, a little bit of arrogance, soft and gentle on the inside, and with plenty of UST. The facial expressions during the strut give me all of this – oh yeah, I’m so fucking hot, I’ve got a sense of humour, I’d like to ram you against the car, but wait, the pain of being near you is overwhelming.
http://www.daemonsmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/robert_pattinson_new_moon.jpg
Your description cracked me up!!!
“oh yeah, I’m so fucking hot, I’ve got a sense of humour, I’d like to ram you against the car, but wait, the pain of being near you is overwhelming.”
LMFAO
I don’t have any pics to share….I steal all of the ones you guys post!!!
But for me, my avi is MafiaPrinceward. I just think he looks young, like verra hot high school kid in this picture. I think it’s cause he is clean shaven…dunno, but this is exactly how I picture that Edward. And speaking of EP, gahh we need an update to find out what happened to Isabella!!
I KNOW! I just read the last 2 ch. of EP on Wed. and can’t wait! But since her last ch. was updated on Feb. 18th or 19th so …
I think (??) the author has RomeRob on red carpet in mind for MPW but IMO there’s no way he can pass for a HS student. So I chose a diff. RomeRob. BTW … EP is my fav. FF.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/robcatcdn/4036257713/sizes/l/in/set-72157622979080845/
Holy hell!! that pic was huge when I licked and saved it!! I’ve just melted into a huge puddle. OMFG Rome Rob was soooo gorgeous!
Sorry no can do Debbo.
I don’t do the technical stuff … JAG does. I send her all the vid. links, text & some tags by Thursdays so she has time to prepare the post. Then it’s out of my hands.
no prob honey. YouTube is just pulling things much faster than they used to…
Well, I’m outa here. Love you RobCatCdn.
Ok, my next one is Edward from Wide Awake – for that one I imagine the ET pictures where he is in the black leather jacket – I think it has a bunch of zippers. Smokin a cig. Yeah, that’s my Wide Awake Edward. Can somebody post a pic for me??
Muchas gracias!
Ok so I don’t have any pics where Rob is smoking because it is the one thing I can’t stand that he does. No judgement just not my thing. But here is a pic of him in that jacket!!! *please don’t throw you bobos at me I’m just not a fan of smoking*
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/Rob31.jpg
Enjoy
Thanks Becky that’s the one!! I’m no fan of smoking either…but we know he does it. I really wish he’d quit though as I’d like for him to have a long acting career….
OMG Jizzztyping again HEHEHE HOBOS not bobos *LMAO*
OFF TOPIC … This week Melbie (??) asked about our “first time”. THAT pic. is exactly how my first looked. Leather jacket, jeans, crazy hair, bad boy look … check! He was f*ck hawt but in peen dept. … FAIL! LOL
That’s my Wide Awake one, too.
I dislike smoking with a passion and as much as I’d like him to stop for health reasons, he looks damn hot doing it. Every time I see him with a cigarette in his mouth, I melt.
RoxiesMom – Here’s the one of Rob smoking in that leather jacket from the US Mag photoshoot. Totally agree that he is how I imagine WA Edward, young, rebellious and sexy as hell.
http://s738.photobucket.com/albums/xx25/FluffyLiz/US%20Magazine/?action=view¤t=RobPattinson45.jpg
FluffyLiz…..
Totally agreee!!!!!!!! This whole shoot was James Dean rebellios Rob and I ALWAYS think of Wide AWAKE…one of my all time FAVORITE STORIES….not just in fan fiction…I LOVE THAT STORY LIKE any story I have ever read….
When I did a letter to Rob….trying to figure out why I was ROBSESSED, I used that photoshoot for my journal page…(I have since given up!!! tee hee hee)… check it out!!!
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2777/4280301230_f032ffabf8_b.jpg
Luv you!!!! MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
My last one would be Edward from UoEM. I picture Rob from the Nov 09 VF shoot where he has on the blue blazer…duh you guys know what I mean. That whole photo shoot is that Edward for me since he never smiled!
Damn, I’m gonna have to put my Rob pics out on my Smugmug site so I can go and link them. It’s just finding the time to do that when all I do is post and lurk here and read FF!!
Laters ladies!
MoTU all the way….Icy’s story owns my add…. This is how I picture 50…always have…
[IMG]http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb20/meganbones/Rob%20pattinson/Robert_Pattinson_Sexy_Eyes.jpg[/IMG]
Well that didnt’ go well….It’s the GQ shot in the gray suit….nom.
Yeah, that would be my Fifty Shades too!
Fixed link.
I think it will be very interesting to see all the diff. Fifty Shades today.
http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb20/meganbones/Rob%20pattinson/Robert_Pattinson_Sexy_Eyes.jpg
Ok so I love MoTU and EP but I wanted to showcase a three that maybe you all haven’t heard of and that I have enjoyed very much.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5461553/1/Forever_Bound
Forever Bound is about an arranged marriage between Bella and Edward. Oh it is delicious. I finally saw this Edward when this pic came out
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/ba5.jpg
I haven’t read any historical fiction yet. This looks good-thanks for the idea. I like that now I can picture him from BA. YEA!!!
Shit Becky. It’s now 3:37 am. I just read all 20 chapters of Forever Bound!! I admit I did so some speed reading….but wow that’s a good story and so different from all the modern ones that I normally read. Thanks for the rec!!
Roxie, I am reading so many WIP I have lost count!! It’s hard for me to keep them straight to and if they don’t update regularly I abandon them sometimes. anywoo here is another period story and it is complete even though it doesn’t say that. Forever Bound has owned my add from day one!!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5164644/1/Passing_By
Bella saves Edward from the Gallows.
Bel Ami works for this one too
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/RobBelAmi.jpg
Oh this post is so much fun!!
Thanks Becky! I also added her other story where Edward is an actor to my list. I love the “famous actor” stories. I sure wish When Fiction Becomes Reality would update! the last update was 12-14-09! Gahh and I was so into that story!
Cummmmpletely off topic, but I just found this so I wanted to post it. This was done specifically for Rob by someone who’s obviously into astrology.
Anyway, it’s for our Taurus, born in the year of The Tiger.
Robert, in the New Astrology, you are The Taurus/Tiger.
AS A TAURUS YOU EMBODY:
ARDOR, PATIENCE, DETERMINATION, LOGIC, INDUSTRY, SENSUALITY, LANGUOR, GLUTTONY, PREJUDICE, COMPLACENCY, INTRACTABILITY, JEALOUSY.
AS A TIGER YOU PERSONIFY:
FERVOR, GOOD LUCK, BRAVERY, BENEVOLENCE, MAGNETISM, AUTHORITY, IMPETUOSITY, SWAGGER, HOTHEADEDNESS, INTEMPERANCE, DISOBEDIENCE, ITINERANCY
The steel trap mind of you Taureans born Tigers is shipshape. Nothing that enters there gets out the other side without being carefully recorded. Tigers like to experience new things. Taureans want to hold on – to everything! This combination results in a redoubtably savvy character who, although you may seem slightly eccentric and just a smidgen too easygoing, you are really keeping score while appearing to be busy watching the grass grow. You Taurus/Tigers not only keep a weather eye. You were born with a raring-to-go sensuality. You revel in pleasuring your sexual prey, savor every limb and nuzzle every cranny. When in love, you are fiercely loyal – a mate we can count on to provide for and protect the children. You think your way through every project ahead of time; then bask in others’ amazement when everything unfolds smooth as silk. Your taste and ability for unstinting work and effort keeps you in the forefront of every pursuit you undertake. Never demoralized or discouraged, you keep on keeping on no matter what. Your unique creativity lies in your stubborn individuality. You never operate according to someone elses plan. You jump in and find out for yourself if that water (or fire) is really hot. As an employee, you tend to pull at the reins. But since you have your eye on the boss’s job, you do see each task through with remarkable efficiency and fervour.
Famous Taurus/Tigers:Robespierre, Karl Marx, Ho Chi Minh, Romain Gary, Elizabeth II, Fernand Raynaud, James Monroe, Jay Leno, Martin Gray, Penelope Cruz, Peter Frampton, Stevie Wonder.
REALLY liked your last update. Thank FUCK he showed up.
Thanks for posting that scilla!
This “You were born with a raring-to-go sensuality. You revel in pleasuring your sexual prey, savor every limb and nuzzle every cranny.” just sent me to fantasy land.
Since I am a 1986 Taurean/Tiger… this was quite intresting for me too! (I am exactly 3 weeks older than him.)
This is my UoEM photo only with sexy rectangular glasses.
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2009/12/robert-pattinson-outtakes-B-200912#slide=6
(*I hope this works!*)
Ok my next story has a squeal too. Edward has a rare medical condition that makes him an very anti social. Just love it
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5279152/1/House_Of_The_Rising_Sun
My Edward Visual
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/Robbfje.jpg
Even when he looks pissed and torchured he still gorgeous *sigh*
ohh another one!! and it’s complete! I srsly can’t add any more WIPs to my list. (Of course I just did with Forever Bound…) I’ll go into more detail on Sinday, but shit I am reading like 57, opps now 58 WIPs !! I don’t know how I keep them all straight. Gotta go to bed!!
ROBCAT, I promise I’ll look at the videos and comment tomorrow. Elvis is kicking me off the puter. Merci beacoup.
Ok this is the BEST alternative to NM/Eclipse/BD I have read it had a squeal too. LEMONS are awesome in this story. READ THIS
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5134656/1/Broken_Angel
My Edward Visual
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/Robward-1.jpg
Yum
I should be going to sleep! It’s 3:00 am but I’m wide awake, thinking about a certain naked guy, and craving cupcakes! LOL
So I’m off to continue reading CW&IA for a bit and see you all in later today! <3
This pic is my FIFTY SHADES
I just think Rob looks so cocky, sexy and FUCKHOT. Definatly in control. Ya Bitch I’m gonna bend you over and fuck you senseless.
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/0637_DetailsPhotoshoot.jpg
Yes Please
I love that picture, so f*cking sexy, even if you cant see his eyes.
I’ll bite
Dr Edward Cullen
from Born to be Mine (by, erm, me)
http://media.photobucket.com/image/japan%20rob/RobsessedBLOG/Japan/TokyoRobertPattinson2.jpg
BECAUSE
1) slightly scruffy- he’s a busy man, has been working v hard in the hospital and didnt shave this morning.
2) suit- needs it for the job. And he’s Alice’s brother so he’s not wearing a boring blacksuit. Brown is much more fashionable.
3) hair- short, practical, but a little bit of a mess.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_17VHNXow7TA/ScZlVwKvnPI/AAAAAAAAFKo/w0XX8vnh5vI/s1600-h/Tokyo+Fan+Meeting+Robert+Pattinson.jpg
^^ “Dr Cullen, your 3 o’ clock is waiting for you…”
Now for the confession. We haven’t actually got to Dr Edward in B2bM yet, he’s coming *ahem*. Soon.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5770627/1/Born_to_be_Mine
He’s worth the wait, though, right?!
My Fifty (sigh, if only he was)
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff134/15557/12.jpg
Ok I know you said three, but I can’t help it
Bella is in a band and has a good girl image, Edward was an ‘it’ star but has a tarnished image. Their people thought it would be beneifical for both of them if they faked a relationship for their careers. It’s complete
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5153711/1/Faking_It
The visuals
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/robpaphotoL190110.jpg
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/Robdrunk.jpg
Good Lemons, some angst
OOOPPPPSSSS, Broke the rules with the above post, Sorry JAG and RCC
No you didn’t Becky… you can post more. I just put a # out there.
BTW what did you think of the vids?
Ok now I’m really off to bed. I’ve been reading CW&IA for 2 1/2 hrs … it’s 5:30 am! Just finished ch. 11. I’m really loving Tattward so far.
DAMN I got so excited, I forgot to say how awesome the vids were, Loved them!! I think I saw that Ally and Tyler vid on http://www.thinkingofrob.com a few days ago. Can’t wait for that movie.
Ok ladies I’m a techtard this is my first attempt to post a vid I don’t think it is the correct Tyler and Ally vid mentioned but I love the song broken by Lifehouse. I Hope the works
http://vimeo.com/9603859
*hugs becky* hi my dear! Thanx for the Tyler & Ally vid!!! its sooo awesome….
Love the song, too…
hit ya back as soon as I can, ok? Yesterday was a mess, so…
one of my all time faves…
ENJOY!
Becky thank you that was beautiful.I love that song! So perfect for this.
GAH I can’t wait for this!!!! How many excuses can I come up to the hubs with to go hide with Tyler for two hours???
I going to try and go during the day on the 12th with a fellow PattinH00r but not tell the hubs and then the following week is our March Break. I’m hoping I can go again while he takes the kids somewhere and then I’m going again when my RL friend are ready after break is over….I can never get enough of TyRob…..
And I love that video!!
Just from the visuals … I saved the FF link!!!
OMFG, ok so I know it is late here and I should be asleep, but I saw this pic and about busted an ovarie, anywoo a while ago I said I would like to see a pic of Rob *adjustingtheboys* Well, I thought at first this one was it, but it turns out he had a hold of his jacket. *sadface* DAMN, it sure looks like it though.
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/pattinsonlife0229.jpg
He looks so young in that pic.
I love the way he’s stood, loving the wonky legs.
I think many of us will agree that there are certain photos that are amazingly accurate portrayals of some of our favorite FFn representations of Rob. For instance:
BB in The Office
http://media.photobucket.com/image/robert%20pattinson/mkladyjmm/Rob/GQ%20Photo%20Shoot/Robert-Pattinson-GQ-robert-pattinso.jpg?o=228
Tattward in CW&IA
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff134/15557/397.jpg
(Although I always picture him in jeans and not sweats.)
50 in MotU
http://media.photobucket.com/image/robert%20pattinson/switchfoot9/Robert%20Pattinson/Pattinson10_SSH.jpg?o=8
Professor in UoEM
http://media.photobucket.com/image/robert%20pattinson/RKOCenagirl/Robert%20Thomas%20Pattinson/ethet5.png?o=1433
That being said, I will now add my other favorites.
Bela, you nailed it…I like the way you think!
New Vid from the lovely Biel:
ENJOY!
*waves at alice* Hi Bestie!! <3 ya!!! OMFG LOVE THAT VIDEO!!!
Her videos are my favorite to watch, because she always using the best music.
Totally loving the XXs CD…
HOLY SHIT!!! That took my breath away.He is so beautiful!!!
OMG I love that video! It was amazing! Thanks for that link Alice!
OK, my plan for the day is ruined.
OMFG…I am RUINED………………………..
I am with SensibleNOT………WTF?????????????????????????
Biel….you ar UNF*CKINGBelievable…….
OMG! I just slid off my chair watching this f*ckhawt vid! I may as well just stay down here since I’ll be going to watchit over & over!! Love it!!!!
Here is my idea of Edward from Art School Confidential
http://media.photobucket.com/image/robert%20pattinson/NoellaBlackrose/Robert%20Pattinson/pattinson-A-y7gio776548974.jpg?o=675
Here is “Crazy” from Poughkipsee only he should have a cardboard piano instead of a guitar.
http://media.photobucket.com/image/robert%20pattinson/NoellaBlackrose/Robert%20Pattinson/pattinson-A-vhgjyi5498.jpg?o=676
Here are some versions of Wallbanger, IMO.
http://media.photobucket.com/image/robert%20pattinson/2rombossx/robert-pattinson.jpg?o=563
http://media.photobucket.com/image/robert%20pattinson/NoellaBlackrose/Robert%20Pattinson/pattinson-A-0912-04stxrdyuuiuy8y-1.jpg?o=80
http://media.photobucket.com/image/robert%20pattinson/Vanderleia_Lima/Robert%20Pattinson/Robert_Pattinson_0033.jpg?o=975
http://media.photobucket.com/image/robert%20pattinson/PunkPryncess1986/Robert%20Pattinson/RobertPattinson020.jpg?o=1443
http://media.photobucket.com/image/robert%20pattinson/PunkPryncess1986/Robert%20Pattinson/RobertPattinson001-3.jpg?o=1441
Can you tell I love Wallbanger?
God I miss Wallbanger…..I need a fix. I hope they’re not getting bored waiting in that cabin for the next update……..
Seriously! WTF is up with Wallbanger??? I love that story and they are finally in the freaking hot tub…they are gonna be prunes before anything good happens!
@KCBC: I think it has updated ONE Chapter since then….you may have missed the most recent chapter!!! The author has been very busy…exciting stuff…she got her book…”I LOVE LA….” Published…like for reals!!!!!!!!!!!! so she has been “distracted!!!!
Here is Wallbanger.
http://media.photobucket.com/image/robert%20pattinson/PunkPryncess1986/Robert%20Pattinson/RobertPattinson001-3.jpg?o=1441
http://media.photobucket.com/image/robert%20pattinson/PunkPryncess1986/Robert%20Pattinson/RobertPattinson020.jpg?o=1443
Oh girlies – all these images… I already read too much FF BUT in the name of HHH I want to rec a couple of newer ones…
First, Show me a garden (that’s bursting into life) by Missa … troubled teachers at Forks Academy J/E
http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=5244
and my Edward for that…
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff223/JillM12/RP26c.jpg
Next… Seeing their future by Kikikinz
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff223/JillM12/RP26c.jpg
Alice is a Life Coach, asked to coach both Edward and Bella for the spotlight and maybe for one another.
My Edward for this one…
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff223/JillM12/rp195.jpg
And finally… Fighting for Love by LexyW http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=7592
Singledadward… yummy, scrummy and insecure… sigh. Overworked, sad Bella…
Here’s Dadward…
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff223/JillM12/rp137-1.jpg
Check out the fics as well as the pics if you get chance
OK…I am BAAAAAAAAAAAAAcccckkkk…but just for the weeekend…..but Damn RCC…..you are so awesome………
Whewwwww…..I am hot and steammy….so what a day to be able to get back on….f*ck me…..RTPGirl gave me ladywood and I gotta got to IHOP….and I wanna HOP on something….shit…….
As far as MoTU is concerned…someone on RAoR once posted a pic…..that I use for all my images of 50….here it is ladies (I use that term loosely)…
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2730/4392163238_71c718677e_o.jpg
I missed you all more than you will know…..today, hubs will be buying me a laptop or he will not be entering the Secret Garden EVER again….
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Glad you’re back TC1! However did you survive? Gah!
MyRobbie: Barely alive right now….need infusion of Rob stat…..will be on RAoR all day today and tomorrow just to survive….so good to just see you AVI!!! so pretty…slobbering ….licking screen…
Hey TC1 glad you’re back! That 50 pic is all kinds of HOT! GAH! He is definitely my fave fanfic Edward!
SRL….yeah…NASTY…huh????? I wish I could remember who put that up and give them credit….if anyone remembers, please post it!!!!!!!
IT’s HOT and I have stared at it for weeks when I read MoTU….another thing I really like is the Twilighted Banner for MoTU!!!!!!!! Nice little warmer upper!!!!
http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=8511
tee hee!!! 50 Shades is always my kind of Edward!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TC1 … So glad to see you back!!! You sure missed some fun around here e.g. Details pic. day. Been thinking about you. {smooches} <3
BTW … that pic. … no idea who shared but I had it saved on my PornDrive. *THUD*
Fuck and Me. Thats it!
Where you been TC1, on holiday or computer problems? Anyway so glad your back, you get a special pervaliciousness about you LOL
@IGD: cUmming from you honey baby…that is quite a compliment…raaaarrrrr….
I have been trapped in a goverment nightmare…I just posted my sobstory up on a post with BLARL…too horrid and boring to repeat you can read if you want to…up there…..tee hee….just SO F*CKING glad to be here…and I am still grieving over the loss of the DETAILS days…..I was there in spirit bb….I bought my five copies and have been licking religiously…
am going back and am going to go through as many posts as I can….until I have to leave my desktop tomorrow…but I won’t think about that now……it makes me start to twitch….
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox
@RCC: I know baby…pure porn baby…GAH!!!!!!!!!! I was so happy when I knew I would have some moving RCC found porn to look at this morning…I jumped out of bed….so glad to cum back on a Saturday!
GAWD I LUV YOU HARD!!!!!!!!!!!
rsm *throws her arms around TC1* Yay!! So happy to see you were able to escape the clutches of rl hell & get back to RAoR today!! I know you were going through some Rob/RAoR withdrawal; now you can get your perve back on bb!!
Get that lappie asap hun!! T -15 more days till h00rTour! Can’t wait to see ya! <3
RSM: Hugs baby…got roomie prezzies for you….so excited…I OWE you for the f*ckery that my hubs has been going through…GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am already on the internet hunting for a laptop…told Mr. Cougar I will need a laptop if he ever plans on me rehearsing any of the things I learn reading fan fiction on him EVER AGAIN…..
Mr. Cougar did stop yesterday at Borders…got me 5 copies of DETAILS mag…..tee hee hee….he’s working his way back into the magic place…
CANNOT WAIT TO SEE YOU to BB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
TC1, I was starting to get worried about you babe. Missed you lots, my pervy cougar in crime. Muaaa.
Scilla….baby…..I kept up with my OTI on my phone….until they pried it from my fingers…and I even reviewed with that little teeny tiny phone stylus…that’s how much I F*CKING LUV YOU!!!!!!!! and Marissa and Rob of course……
Damn I MISSED you……cougar baby mama!!!!! Got some mad luv from my Eclipse connection!!!!! My friend wants us to take his daughter (shes 13) to the premier….I am like whatever!!!!!!!! As long as we get the tickets!!!!!!!! We should start planning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ECLIPSE Hoor Tour!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah baby! It will come up quick!!!!!!!!!!!! The way RL kicks ass!
*smooches*
TC1, I soooo appreciate your reviews, especially the last one with the quotes. So sweet of you. I don’t care who goes to the Eclipse premiere as long as we go together baby! I don’t think I have your e-mail address. I want to keep in touch, so here’s mine elvis4scilla@aol.com Love ya sexy cougar mama. Muaa.
Hey pervs! Great videos, RCC! And oh emm gee, don’t get me going about rtpgirl’s video of Fitty! I love love it! Gah, DetailsRob is perfect for that story. Kind of weird, makes you wonder if those art directors and stylists are lurkers or if Rob just taps into our collective libidos or something.
rtpgirl – I’m in the process of setting up a “personal” youtube account (as opposed to a family one) so I can gush there! I swear! I esp like the use of Madonna clips. No one does soft core bdsm like her at that time in her career. Gah.
I totes agree with Wide Awake from RS, I guess. Leather jacket, smoking (don’t like it, but good gah, he’s f**khawt doing it). Also agree with U of EM pic from Vanity Fair with blue blazer. Good stuff, you guys! You fuel my secret pervy fanfic addiction! And for that I’m forever grateful!
Details will now completely be Fitty. Love, love love him. Reread it last night (great suggestion, Fluff!).
Can’t wait to start Forever Bound because Rob in 1800s is especially f**kawt!
Kisses everyone and thanks RobCat! Mwah!
Glad you enjoyed them MyRobbie!
I haven’t read MoTU yet… it will be the next “big one” that I read (once I finish CW&IA). I’m getting some great ideas for visuals. 
{smooches} <3
Great post RCC…having a lot of fun with all the visuals!This vid provides everything you need when reading the lost boys I think…not only Edward and but also an image of Nick and Nora and SF itself!I always imagined this Edward as a kind of hybrid between Rob and Edward…ya know scruffy beautiful British musician!
You guys got the rest covered for me…MOTU is GQ rob or details rob in my head…UoEM is VF ’09…CW&IA is that fuckhawt manip of the mark segal shoot with the Tatts…mamma likey!!!
I loved this video for The Lost Boys. I don’t normally picture Rob in most Human Edward stories, but I couldn’t not picture him as this Edward.
Rob is THE sexy, hawt, gorgeous, talented, British rock star. When Edward says in the bath tub, “I. WILL. FUCK. YOU. UNTIL. YOU. CAN’T. FUCKING. BREATHE.”, I pictured Rob all wet from US Weekly shoot. **melting into a puddle, right now.”
That video is awesome! Thanks for the link BLARL!
BLARL: Baby…I MISSED you!!!!!!!!! But HAWT Damn…I have seen this video before….but I F*CKING LUV me some Lost Boys….and it is all kinds of memory lane cool to watch that again…damn it makes me want to read againa and again and again….captures that story so well!
luv you!!
*smooches*
*Blacklace runs, jumps and rugby tackles TC1 to the ground while squeezing the shit outta her*
BB where have you BEEN!!!Missed you like crazy…you just can’t do that to me…I’m a clingy h00r lol!!!
*Blacklace proceeds to tie TC1 to the h00r pole (heehee that sounds all kinds of dirty!) Fifty style*
MUAHAHA now you have to stay put…or he’ll come spank you…over a pool table if you’re really bad!!!
Love and kisses right back atcha Angel!!!
xoxoxo
Thanks Lips! <3
BLARL: WARNING SOB STORY ALERT:
1. NEW CIVIL SERVICE JOB for the NAVY as an Intelligence Analyst (not sure where the intelligence is coming from….tee hee!)
2. OLD CIVIL SERVICE PROJECT OWNED my LAPTOP and CELLPHONE and took it away….sob sob……gnashing of teeth…..
3. NEW JOB IN MARYLAND….HOME IN VIRGINIA 4 HOURS AWAY….HOTEL MONDAY THRU FRIDAY on AIRFORCE BASE WITH NO…yes I said it NO…Internet service in the room…GAH!!!!!! It’s like the dark F*cking ages………
4. NEW JOB…So paranoid…NO INTERNET access to websites with questionable material…like…Uh….RAoR…..uh….yeah……AND THEY WATCH…….I MEAN WATCH!!!!!!!!! DOUBLE GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. Friday….OLD JOB Pried my Crackberry from my fingers……no more yahoo email, no more fan fiction…no more RAoR……NOTHING….I tore my clothes, gnashing of teeth…no sex for Mr. Cougar……….we fought for days….I feel like a prisoner of the US Government………..I AM MAD AS HELL AND I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE….
6. FINALLY drove home last night…..find out in-laws are stopping by…I SAID to hubs…I DO NOT CARE….I am getting online……………I have a leptop at home…so here I am until tomorrow afternoon…when I get back in my car and drive back up to hell for 5 more days………
SOB STORY OVER………HOLD ME…..
p.s….OK…can’t go to premier…have to go to security briefing…..
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
NOW…….SOB STORY OVER….That’s where I been BLARL!!!!!!!!!!!
*sniff*
*Blacklace stamps feet like a four year old and proceeds with tantrum*
WHAT.THE.FUCK.
That is unbelievable….it sounds like you have an amazing job…but no internet access…thats inhumane…I knew the US government were kinda loopy but holy hell!
And you don’t get to go to the premiere…I’m reeling here…you poor angel!
Tell those in-laws to STFU coz we need to cram in some major perve time here bb…I think we should mobilise the SAP troops against the navy…we could take ‘em…I don’t care how many nuclear thingys they have…we’ll bring a pic of HHH to disarm them and then proceed with the beatdown till they have freed our precious angel from their evil clutches…I’m so mad right now I bet I could take ‘em all myself!And Fifty can come too..hes scary when hes mad…he can beat the crap outta them and then use us to let out other frustrations…!
*Blacklace holds TC1 and rocks gently*
It will be ok bb…maybe tell them about HHH and RoAR…They don’t know what they are depriving you of…grrr I hate RL!
(((HUGS)))
TC1 … Oh no!!!! No week day RAoR, no RobPorn access AND no PornDrive. That is just soooo wrong. {HUGS} <3
@BLARL: Feelin the love and the rocking baby!!!!!!!!!!! srsly…..feeling all tingly inside……
@RCC: IKR????????????? yeah…Mr. Cougar is going to have to get me a laptop or he is going to be meeting Rosey palms and her five sisters until TC1 gets her laptop…hmmmm mmmm……
Tee hee hee…
Mr. Cougar has accepted that I will be RAoRrrrring all weekend until I pull out the driveway on Sunday night………………
Morning!!! Oh RCC, I srsly need to take another shower, I am all sweaty from watching those. *wipes brow and fans self*
I told rtpgirl that I was ready to be part of her video-I would fit right in with my pants & boots! *shell running hands slowly down her legs* I would loooove to be tied up. Yum!!
God, I wish I could do my choices. Maybe I can later- but gotta get ready to catch a plane. I loooove talking about my FF Edwards. *le purrrrrrr, le meowwwwwww*
Oh, and on a side note to my River lovers, I’m thinking of all you today. . . It’s amazing how much weight an airplane can handle, huh? *shrugs, steps on the U.S.S h00r Adventure puts on Captain hat and downs a shot*
Laters babes!!! xxooxxooxxoo
Hey Shell, have a good trip, and hopefully you can come(twss) back and play as soon!<3
Shells….bb….that captains hat will look all kinds of f*ckhawt with those tights and those shoes!!!!!! keep running those hands up and down and say “these no place like RAoR…there’s no place like RAoR….”
*smooches*
LUV YOU SO HARD it hurts…(TWSS!)
Have a great vacation Shell! Hope things go well with the Mr. Oh and sorry if you had to take another shower *coughs.not.really.coughs* {smooches} <3
O.K. RCC, I haven’t actually read some of the stories that everyone has been speaking off, but I wanted to play, since I haven’t commented in days.
The black and white Details image is what I pictured for the Office, Beautiful Bastard.
The new pictures of Rob in Bel Ami period costume, is what I had in mind, when I read Twice as Long as Yesterday. Great historical story.
I think everyone else “nailed it” perfectly with their pics for Wide Awake and Hide and Drink.
I wish I knew how to post images from my zip drive, but it doesn’t seem to be working. Sorry…
I just thought of another image. I think that a couple of people were using it for Wide Awake. It is Rob in the biker leather jacket, that I pictured for The Screamers. Especially, the ones where he is smoking.
I don’t know what photo shoot this is from that I am picturing, but it is Rob in a white tank t-shirt, lying down on the floor, smoking. That is another one, that is perfect for The Screamers also.
Great funny story, by the way!!!