I.CAN’T.BELIEVE.I’VE.BEEN.DOING.THIS.FOR.A.YEAR!
Seriously, the time has flown by since I blogged my first post on February 18, 2009…and it was uber lamo, check it out here. So today, to celebrate this insanity milestone, I’m going to share a few more of my fave posts from the last year and tell you how my life has changed since I started RAoR.
OMG I luv it 
The party after the bump n’grind…
First things first, the OFFICIAL RAoR theme song…
Is your girl HOT for Robert Pattinson? - the only post I’ve written for the SOs out there lol
Robert Pattinson unleashes his weapon of mass seduction in Cannes – OMG so tongue in cheek or whever
Robert Pattinson’s Deep thoughts from the set of Remember Me – okay maybe not that deep
*blushes*
I love Robert Pattinson’s thrifty little AssCandy – Baby boy busted stealing.
Robert Pattinson is going to push us to our limits in Unbound Captives – a great script, a great project, will it actually happen?
That's Better!
Robert Pattinson is getting a new Stoli shirt very soon! – This was so exciting and yall know we didn’t have to wait long.
Robert Pattinson’s new STOLI shirt has landed & NewStoliWatch is ON!!! – And the Stoli arrives! I was driving when I got the news, we were so excited.
YES!
Is Bel Ami French for Hot Damn? – why yes, yes it is. This was a fun script review.
The 6 stages of Rob-Addiction – Funny but so very true.
The RAoR-Twilight Commentary Drinking Game – You’ll be drunk in the first 20 mins SCORE!
SahWeet!
New Moon thoughts by JAG – I loved this post because it sparked some great conversations in the comments
Introducing The Hobo – MY FAVE POST EVA! Just for the pure funny.
Well hello there skeezy stache *wink*
How RAoR Has Changed my Life! (sounds Deep but it isn’t lol)
- I can no longer spell raor roar raor whatever LOL
- I can’t hear or read the word Hobo without giggling like a complete tard
- I now have 2 external 1 TB drive to house my erm collection
- I’m addicted to twitter and I don’t remember what I did without it
- I haven’t read a book with actual pages since well the TwiSaga
- I find myself looking at tall lanky men, always checking to see if they look like Rob
- I curse like a fucking trucker now O.o
- Although my clothes still fit, I’m gettin a little fluffy. I may have to start a RAOR FIT CLUB...whose in?
- I now talk to people about all my friends all over the world erm who have names like Peeler, My Robbie, Elvis4Scilla, GeorgeyGirl, imamess, Debbo, RobCatCdn, FluffyLiz, Unleishd etc etc…yeah I don’t look strange at all
- I no longer feel alone in my lust for a man that I never want or plan to meet who I just enjoy admiring from afar *sigh*
RAoR is not just me, it’s us, we’re a community and that’s why today is OUR anniversary and not MY anniversary. So let’s Celebrate, how have things changed for you since Rob and RAoR?
Teehee
Yumm
TRUE!
Thanks to everyone who contributed these amazing pics! <3
NO fucking way I can be first???
ahhhhhhhh JAG, I’m so touched, you included “debbo” in your post and mentioned me along with the other lovable h00rs here at RAoR. WOW, I always felt like the crazy aunt nobody wanted to come to the family gathering, but that made me feel SO LOVED. THANK YOU. I’m so touched. I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!! YOU PERVS!
OK…We’ve seen this before, but fuck it, FUCK ROB, FUCK HIM AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN….>THIS IS HOT and I don’t know about you guys, but this party makes me HORNY FOR ROB!!!!!
LET’S LOOSEN OUR CLOTHES AND ROB’S CLOTHES and “STROKE THAT” ROB.
STROKE IT…..ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
FUCK ME ROB!!!!!
Let’s get Rob IN THE MOOD FIRST….then we’ll get him drunk and THEN we’ll get him to fuck us all, ok? Sound good? WORKS FOR ME…..
debbo walks over and turns on the HORNY MUSIC…oooooooooh stroke it Rob.
Debbo, my god thanks for posting that vid. There is no way I should be this horny at 11.30am (UK time) but I am so hobo at the ready and REPLAY!!!!!!!!!!!! Stroke that……….bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
killed me at 0.22
Jesus debbo, what a way to greet the morning!!!!!! AGHHHH!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Oh Gaawwd debbo, just thinking about being fucked by Rob, and then watching that video, is way too much to handle this early in the morning! Now if only I could find those damn batteries!
OMG dead again How many lives does a pussy have 9??? Cause I gotta be on 9000 by now. Just fucking bury me!
Oh JAG, shivering timbers on a jiggling tree!
i have missed out on the first RAoR anniversary!
Happy Happy commemorations and joyous jublilations
On one of the worldwideweb’s awesomest user creations!
You are one wonderful internet hostess miss
providing this safe place for Robperving bliss,
May your site be ever prosperous and jizzilicious
May HHH come soon and visit, my precious!
thanks for your welcoming oasis and santuary
Just A Girl, from Just A Me!
better late than never, tis true!
<3 you, love you, thank you!
Happy, Happy Anniversary! Thank you for bringing tons of laughter this year! I swear, my sense of humor hasn’t been the same since I started reading your blog…definitely got an upgrade or perhaps a downgrade depending really on how you look at it. Either way, I LIKE IT!
More power and hope you get the chance to really celebrate – Rob Pattinson style! Whatever that is! LOL!
YEA for pervy humour!
“HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO RoaR AND JAG and ALL OF US PATTINSLUTS!!!!!!!” YAY, ONE. FUCKING. YEAR. It’s been one hell of an exciting ride with many,many more to come! I’ve enjoyed every single minute of it and I’ve been lurking here since the beginning. So….LET’S PART-AY…..
<3
Happy Anni, JAG, and to all the Pattinsluts! It’s been a blast, and I’m continually amazed by all of you ladies….you keep me laughing and perving, and not being embarrassed because I love/lust over a man young enough to be my son!
Hope you continue on this journey, JAG, for a long time to come!!! 2010 is sure turning out to be a good Rob-filled year!
xoSus
omg ! Congrats and thank you so much for uniting so many Rob H00rs!
I feel special.. i don’t feel alone anymore.*sniff*
I lvoe to come over and see just how crazy we all can be!
And the list of how its changed you?
So true for all of us… i am ginna have to start a 3rd photobucket account for my erm…collection..
Happy Anni! and love the pics!
MWAH!
steph
mmm I luv my um collection.
Congradz!!! I’ve been lurking on the website for awhile not lol, I’ve loved every minute of it!
WELCOME!
Happy Anniversary!! I may have been late joining this party but I’ve had a riot catching up!!! Can’t wait to read all the posts that you’ve highlighted.
Thanks JAG and fellow PattinH00rs – you’ve made my life that much brighter!!
Squeeeeeee! first for the mofo first time! Menopoause insomia is my friend for once! Can I say that shirtless Tattward pic DIED me? Especially since I’m mourning the end of Tattward. Can go to bed happy now! And fuck me, I remember all these posts! Happy Anniversary my fellow h00rs! Lurve you all, and especially JAG for giving us our pervshack!!
“doing my best B-52′s impersonation”
Sign says..(Woo…) stay away fools,
’cause ROB rules at the Pe-er-erv Shack!
Well it’s set way back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back
Hobos on the mattress
Hobos on the highway
Hoboson the front porch
Hobos in the hallway
The Perv Shack is a little old place
where we can lust together
Perv Shack bay-bee! Perv Shack baby!
Perv Shack, that’s where it’s at!
Perv Shack, that’s where it’s at!
Oh f*ck RM, I love the Perv Shack!!!
LMAO RM!! Perfect!
LOL *sigh* tattward. I have one chappy and the epi left. I am draggin it out.
Awesome “Perv Shack” song RM! I love it!
BANG BANG BANG ON THE DOOR BB!
Knock a little louder bb
BANG BANG BANG ON THE DOOR BB!
I can’t hear you!
RM – that needs to be our theme song from now on!
Hi SL4M *waves* glad to see ya {hugs}
@RM love B52′s Perv Shack
Postin’ and Pervin’
it’s hot as an oven
The whole perv shack shimmies
YEA! the whole perv shack shimmies!
The whole perv shack shimmies when everybody’s
Movin’ around and around and around!
Everybody’s movin’, everybody’s groovin’ baby!
Folks linin’ up outside RAoR just to get in !!
Whoot! Finally able to get back on!!
I know seeing tatward breaks my heart since the ending of CW/IA but damn that pic is such a turn on i love the tatts! Congrats Jag=) it is quite a beatiful collection
Woot woot!!!! *throwing confetti* Da da da da da DA, Da da da da da DA, come on everybody get on the Conga line!!!! Da da da da da Da, Da da da da da DA
Congrats JAG!!! Thanks for all you do!!!!
*jumps up and down in confetti*
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Oo o taged ROb >>..Hot,HOT…
Chek for more….
http://r-patz-news-politics.blogspot.com/
GAH! Give me that Fifty Shades!
And the list? Hell to the YEAH for all of them!
I wish somebody would make a huge wall poster of that “SEX. Sex, yes it really is that simple” ROME ROB picture of him looking like a wild cat getting ready to eat his prey sexually. WOOF. NOW THAT I WOULD PAY $50. to buy if somebody sold THAT ONE out there. hehehehehehe ROME ROB IS FUCKING IS SEX ON LEGS AND COULD TURN A NUN INTO A SEETHING, HORNY BEAST longing for Rob to fuck her. hehehhehe
I said it much further below and it was the first post I posted earlier…..but……I don’t want anyone to think I didn’t say it already…..so:
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO “RANDOM ACTS OF ROB” and to our fearless leader….oh thee of great glee and light and laughter….the WONDER THAT IS:
JAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY RAoR/h00r ANNIVERSARY!!!!!! Everybody and I do mean EVERYBODY here posting AND LURKING…..are very special people! We are blessed here.
LURKERS….please come out and post. THIS IS THE DAY TO BEGIN.
Welcome to all lurkers….come join the party and post!
and to Rob…… ;P
Whoo hooo!!! Happy Anniversary to us all!!! JAG, thank you bringing is all together. W/o you, I’m sure we would be lost little h00rs trying to find our way to the express train to hell. But with this little community that I love, we all have our passes the day we unlurk and someone will hold the door for a fellow h00r. It feels good to know that you ladies are here no matter what. *hugs to all my PattinAngels/Sluts/Pervs* Love you all!
YES Happy H00Riversary to us all!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY all you PATTINANGELS!!
RAoR has given me a happy place to come and perv. I find myself smiling stupidly all the time now just thinking about something I have read here. JAG, I’m so glad you have created this wonderful home!!!
JAG has given us so many smiles and so much laughter for sure snickerdoodle6949.
YES, THE JAG “HOBO” post was the BEST FUCKING POST EVER!
Besides all of the funny HOBO stuff…..go hear Rob say “SEX TOYS” again for THE MOTHER FUCKING WIN~!
http://robert-pattinson.ca/2009/11/16/introducing-the-hobo/
“SEX TOYS”. mmmmm say it again Rob…..OUT LOUD……oh fucking shut up debbo…SMACK!
And let us all bow our heads and give thanks below the stained glass window from the CHURCH OF ST. MATTRESS.
“Ladies and ladies…..let us give thanks for all that is Rob…such as Rob boners and Rob tongue and Rob jawporn and Rob thighs and Rob lips and Rob eyes and Rob lashes and Rob fingers and Rob sex hair and Rob manties and Rob asscandy and Rob scruff and Rob manfur and Rob pigeon toed cute feet and EVERYTHING ROB…in the name of HHH, we thank thee. AMEN”
CUE THE ORGAN MUSIC…….
PRAISE ROB!!!! HALL-LE-FUCKING-LUIA!!!! PRAISE THE ROB PORN!!!
CUM ONE……CUM ALL to the church of St. Mattress.
FUCK ME ROB FOR I HAVE SINNED! ……..
http://twitpic.com/109xag
*Melbie waves to Snickerdoodle*
debbo, I LOVE the HOBO post! Epic win!!! AMEN
<3s
I loved the Hobo post too, and I can never get enough of that stained glass window pic!
I’ve never been to “church” so much in my life ROFL Amen for St.Mattress
Okay so i’m totally coming out of lurkdom to congradulate you on one year.
Is awesome and i love this place so not alone anymore.
xx
Moo
welcome
WELCOME Moo!!!! POST WITH US. It’s fun!
Welcome to the promise land!
Welcum home Moo.
WELCOME Moo, and stay out of lurkdom.. it’s safe to perv over HHH here…. !!
YEA an unlurker! Welcome!
Hi Moo! Welcome to the perv party!
AMEN Sistas!!
Welcome Moo! Stay and play!!
Welcome Moo
Hi Moo!!! *waving* you picked a great day to unlurk!!!
ummm, the first part of my post was cut off when I submitted it… weird…
Anyway, I started out by offering my congrats to JAG to a wonderful year, and thanked her for her hard work. I also said that even though I wasn’t here from the beginning (I found this blog back in June when I was searching for Robporn lol) and I felt like I wasn’t alone anymore in my h00rdom, lol … I found my home
Congradz and love the edits! (I finally have an account now…now I don’t have to just lurk! LOL)
Never just lurk, it’s much better to join in on the fun!
WELCOME twitardgirl!
Welcum! Full on perving is always better than just lurking.
Hi there twitard girl!
welcome to the partay
Welcome, former Lurkers…come out into the light that is RAoR, and perve along with the rest of us!!!
WOOT…..1 year, and more to cum!
YAYYY!! The RAoRiversary!!
I heart this site so much…the biggest thing that has changed for me is making so many awesome new friendships, and BECAUSE of those connections, getting to travel and do new things!
I got to meet the MI h00rs and meet Peter Facinelli! Then met up with the same h00rs for a Bobby Long show!
Got to go to Seattle/Vancouver and visit Lili and see 100 Monkeys 3 times in TWO DAYS…and meet The Rathboner himself, Jackson Fucking Rathbone. Oh Em Gee.
Now I’m going to meet up with some of the gals I know already and some I have yet to meet for Remember Me and Bobby in NYC! It’s incredible!
Thank you JAG for this awesome site and for giving us a place to connect, and thank you to all the PattinAngels cuz you’re all just so much damn fun
♥
h00rtour 2010. WOOT WOOT!!!
Best part is definitely you guys…the PattinH00rs. If I ever meet Rob #asif I’ll thank him for being the conduit to meeting so many amazing women all over the world.
LOVE YOU JAG!!!
WOW, Emz…I’m jealous, and very impressed! You go, girl!
Happy Anniversary! I am popping my RAoR cherry and coming out of lurking. I don’t even know what I did 9 months ago without this site! I thank you and everyone that post comments, you ladies keep me sane(yes, you keep me sane)! *raises a shot glass of tequila* Here’s to another year, CHEERS!
Welcum home booty!! I like to say booty, it’s fun *teehee*
YEA welcome!
Hi booty, glad you could join the party!
WELCOME BOOTY!!!
Welcome home booty! (Damn…that sounded good! LOL!)
yay! welcome to the party
Hi Booty *waves*
wellcome booty
Wow! Yay! You used my pics!! I’m so proud!
I can’t even begin to say how much my life has changed over the last year. I think it’s very similar to a lot of the other ladies here.
I just know that it’s always nicer to be in the crazy house with fellow inmates, so I love you all!!
Those pics are so WIN, thank you!
Loved the pics foof!<3
Foof your pictures were SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
the pics rocked Foof
Thanks for making me smile
HAPPY H00r ANNIVERSARY to JAG and all you PattinAngels!!!! Oh I LOVE these manips! I love RomeRob, “SEX – Yes, it really is that simple.” PURRR-fecto… The OFFICIAL RAoR theme song, YES! Oh I remember fondly the post “The 6 Stages of RobAddiction”… ! One of my favorites! I’m going to check out the entire list JAG, for sure!
What a PARTAY today is going to be!
How have things changed for me since Rob and RAoR? Sqweeee!
1. JAG introduced to fanfic (I Love L.A.) and like you JAG, I haven’t read a real book with paper pages ever since…
2. Once I discovered RAoR I stopped feeling guilty (like I was some kind of weirdo crazy old cougar) for adoring Rob…
3. I’ve met the sweetest, funniest, perviest ladies ever, from all over the planet.
4. I’ve cum to appreciate my inner randy pervy mind.
5. I smile, laugh, giggle, snort, and fall off my chair a hell of a lot more than I used to!
6. I say “Fuck” a whole lot more…
7. I learned how to Jizz-type
8. I’m just a much happier person!!!!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH JAG for improving my life, making me laugh my ass off everyday with your brilliant and pervy mind, and creating a safe place for us PattinH00rs to share and delight in our Robsession! You are the BEST!!!!!!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!
squeeee!!! glad you like my manip!
i’m a less is more kinda gal – especially where hhh is concerned, natch.
it really is just that simple. what more can i say/needs to be said?
MELBIE and RAoR/JAG,
I couldn’t say it any better than Melbie just did. I agree 100% as to how RAoR has changed us this year….. WELL SAID, MELBIE. WELL SAID…..
Except I’d like to add that my VIBRATOR gets a lot more action since Rob/RAoR.
hehehehehehe Rob is so inspiring….
“Randy baby”*in my best Austin Powers voice*
RomeRob FTMFW!!!!!!!!bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hi mostlylurking!~ YES, I love your manip – straight to the MF point!!! And how bout changing your name to “neverlurking”??? We need you!!!
Thanks Debbo, and it’s all TRUE! But I did forget a big one on the list of how Rob and ROaR have changed my life…
9. I rediscovered my HOBO …. and my “O”
!!!
*melbie waves enthusiastically to RM* – If RomeRob doesn’t make a cougar “randy” – there’s something seriously NOT normal in that ass head woman.
Aw <3s
Melbie I totally agree with you on, “If RomeRob doesn’t make a cougar “randy” – there’s something seriously NOT normal in that ass head woman”, I mean that is so far from normal, that it would be hard(twss) to believe that she was even straight!
Yes, SRL. she’d have to be out of her f*cking mind (and not experienced an “O” for years–make that decades) to NOT get wet/hot/panting/fainting by gazing at ROMEROB!! Rob is a SEXGOD!! (among other wonderful adorkable sweet funny HOT things)… Rob oooozes SEX from every skin-pour and every f*ckhawt part of his sexyHOTT body! Our perving over Rob at ROaR is not only totes NORMAL, we’d be totes ABNORMAL if we didn’t find Rob to be the SEXIEST male on earth… and perving over ROB is HEALTHY!!! Healthy for our minds and bodies (and brings happiness to most hubbs too). Okay…that’s my perv-rant for the day!
Just to stress (and prove) my point made above…. (as if ANY PattinH00r would disagree!)….
THE ULTIMATE SEX GOD: ROME ROB….!!!!
http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/RomeRob%202/?action=view¤t=0611_RomeRobCrop.jpg
Man.. my favorite pic ever Melbie
Is it just coincedence or fate that he was in Rome, home of the Roman gods… that was the picture I had in my head last night when the anti was being an ass. Got me through it in fine fashion 
Well said, Melbie (and ITA)! and thanks to you for all the lovely HHH pics you do for us!
JAG…love the 1st pic “Speak No Evil”…especially the <3 JAG tatt!
I couldn’t say it better, Melbie!!! I luv you, bb!! *muah* (that pic… seriously, rawrrr)
I have only been posting here for about 6 weeks now. I don’t remember what my life was like without RAoR. I have been apart of conversations I never thought I would be apart of. Meaning I can’t express the depth of my Robsession to my RL people. It is so good to be here with women who are just as Robnutz as I am. Everyone in RL looks at me funny when I start to go fangirl on them and update them on Rob’s every move. So I come here to be with my kindred h00rs, and build friendships with people all over the world, how cool is that. I have never done this before. I am so addicted!! Happy Anniversary!! To many more!!
To HHH *gives him a virtual kiss on the cheek* Thank you for everything you do, just by being you.
Thank you to JAG for giving this Robsessed Pervvy girl a place to call home and friends to greet me when I come(TWSS) :O
*wipes tear* I lUV YOU GUYS!!
Hi Becky!! So glad you came out of lurkdom – you are hilarious!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{HUGS HUGS}}}}}}}}}}} from crazy cougar melbie.
Kindrew h00rs teehee
Luv ya too becky!<3
Has it only been 6weeks Becky!!! Wow bb I feel like I’ve known u way longer then that for whatever reason!! BFFs sweets <3<3<3
Love you too becky! <3 You belong here!!
debbo blows kisses to becky! and then blows Rob.
Happy RAoRiversary, my sister-in-lust! I know my mind has descended deep into the gutter over the past year and I blame all you h00rs. Couldn’t ask for more clever or hilarious company, though, so cheers to you JAG and cheers to all the Pattinangelz.
Team RAoR all the way!
Wow so we all made it a year with lookin at the f*ckhawtness that is HHH himself, I can’t believe it!!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to us all <3 all around!!
JAG glad that you started the blog, otherwise we would all be lost or goin crazy
http://s293.photobucket.com/albums/mm66/jolori54/?action=view¤t=Dnk.jpg
Lookin forward to many more posts to come
Being here always makes the days/nights better!!
Great pic <3
Love that pic Jolori!<3
Happy RAoRiversary JAG & all PattinAngelz!!!
“There’s a place downtown, Where the freaks all come around. It’s a hole in the wall. It’s a dirty free for all” ~ Hell yeah to the official song to this wonderful place we call home. Thank you to every single angel and our fearless leader for the year of friendship, shared laughter & pervy thoughts. I love you all *mwah*
JAG, or someone?
WOULD YOU PLEASE POST WHO DID EACH MANIP PICTURE FOR TODAY’S POST? They are all SO GOOD. SO FUNNY and SO WELL DONE!
Who did these pictures?
OH YEAH…..and that black and white body-Rob head manip is the sexiest one I’ve seen yet, BESIDES the one of him laying on the bathroom floor however….
THAT one has to be number one in my book. WOOF.
http://twitpic.com/13x4yj
F*ck me! (Picks self up off floor)
debbo
you are my hero today as I have never seen that pic.
I am at work and THANK GOD no one else was here yet.
Rob has only been in my world since Thanksgiving so I know there are a lot of great shots out there but that….. I need to …. I need to … Oh hell I can’t even think
*melbie waves at vancitylili, ebbo and Ib4rob!* F*ck me debbo! I’ve seen that manip of Rob on the floor with his hands in his pants (on the Holy Hot Peen!) several times… but GAH… every time I see it I fall down into a pool of jizz. It doesn’t surprise me Ib4rob, that you fell off your chair either…
<3s & Hugs
Debbo some of them are tagged, but I can't remember now. If I posted your picture please come take credit because they are awesomesauce!
Oh no, none of them are mine. I just thought they were all so wonderful! I see foof76 and I bet the santa is LRAD’s….but the others I don’t know. Thanks anyway. Your in box must be full all of the time.
Hey lili, I’m so glad you could join the fun today, I’ve missed having you around! {{HUGS}}
Debbo, thanks for posting that FuckHawt manip!<3
@Debbo, first of all, let me say I ♥ you hard. You always crack me up.
I made the flower manip and Tattward. Yeah, I’m gonna miss Tattward so damn much! *pouts*
Hehehe debbo! You know my style babe! <3
hehe see my avi —>
vancitylili … <3 you too! {smooches}
Oh JAG – Congrats on one whole year (to you and us). And can I just say, getting a shout out in your list of friends round the world made me grin like a Cheshire fucking Cat! Thanks hun, that makes me feel so special.
My list of life changes is pretty much identical to yours. The only difference is that, ironically, I have become LESS fluffy, having lost a total of 44lbs since the beginning of my Robsession, and I have been keen to keep it up, particularly as IGD has lost a shedload more weight than me).
I can’t go a day without RAoR, even if I don’t comment. As I’ve said many times before (to the point of being a really boring twat), this blog has kept me sane and kept me from plummeting into depression. Just found out today that the pain in my foot is caused by the fact that I have fractured bone! The Radiologist said I needed a “walking boot”, which I thought would be one of those really cool ski-boot type affairs, but turned out to be this skanky sandal with velcro straps and a rocker sole which is just impossible to walk in, made my foot hurt even more and exacerbated the pain in the back and hip – all of which upset me so much that I had a bit of a meltdown when I finally got into the office during which I dropped the f-bomb very loudly, silencing the whole floor; the Senior Partner immediately organised a new laptop to be couriered to me at home later today and told me not to come back to the office until I’m feeling better. This could be a negative, but now, because of RAoR, I just see it as having a decent, fast computer, on which I can see videos and navigate round all the pix without being driven mad by how long it takes to open and download them. This is what RAoR has done for me – everything relates back to Rob, and Rob, as we all know – is very, very, very GOOOOOD!!!
And now I’m rambling as it’s 5.50am and I’ve taken a lot of pain meds, so coherency is dwindling. Think I’m going to bed, so I can wake up in time to receive my new lappie and get my arse back on RAoR later this morning.
OUCH fluffy!! Hope your foot feels better fast!!!
*melbie sends love and get better wishes to fluffy* “… this blog has kept me sane and kept me from plummeting into depression.” I hear you on that one fluffy!!!
Aw Fluffy, sorry to hear about your pain. How wonderful for you that you have such a sympathetic Sr. Partner though! Hope you feel better soon (may those pain killers kick right in!)
AW Fluffy feel better ((hugs))
<3 You Fluff!
Awww fluffy I’m so sorry to hear about your foot, hopefully it will start to feel better soon!<3
Hang in there Fluffy!
(((hugs)))
Oh Fluffy … hope it heals fast and that you’re not in too much pain. {smooches} <3
*hugs* I’ve had a broken foot already, due to a car accident so I know your pain, literally and figuratively, lol… feel better!!
awww sorry Fluffy, I understand. My son is walking around in the “boot” right now too. He has a fractured growth plate. He was supposed to go for his 2 week reeval and something came up yesterday and I couldn’t take him soooo when I called to reschedule, the first available was next wed.! He is NOT happy as he can NOT go back to gym until he gets a Dr.s not to clear him! So you guys can be miserable together
Well, Fluffy…just take it easy! I had a similar thing happen in Oct. Just wear the damn boot…it seriously does help! Get better soon! *smooches*
*sniffles & wipes the tears* This little bitch is about to get all fucking sentimental, so… sorry, lol.
JAG, I know I say it often (and I’m still disappointed that even after a year, I still can’t even get you to go on a date with me, teehee), but I feel so blessed and thankful that you’ve founded this community. I’m so grateful that you don’t limit us and give us the right to speak our minds within reason. You don’t keep us help back or censored (and someone who fucking talks and pervs like me, doesn’t need that shit, ya know?). I’m so thankful to have been around (my true 1 year anni isn’t until next month, March 24th first comment, but it’s close enough) for this entire year.
Angelz, because of you, I’ve got friends… and I truly mean friends. I converse with you more than I do with the people I could see everyday… in person, not just through the interwebs. You cheer me up when I’m down, you’re there to offer encouragement and advice when I need it, and you all make me feel fucking amazing for being the deliciously pervy person I want to be. You are the people I confide in and you all grant me joy throughout my day. I’d be lost without you all.
RAoR hasn’t really changed me per say, it’s just allowed the already loud, devious, rambling person I am to become more… well, MORE! The only difference now is instead of talking to strangers at Wal-Mart about the weather, I attack them with Robisms such as Roblumber and corn porn. And everything always gets linked back to Rob and you guys.
I love you all. Thanks for making this past year a bigger & brighter time in my life. I adore each of you. Looking forward to new friendship, stronger bonds, and lots more perving on HHH because he is one smooth, hawt as fuck motherfuck!
♥ Christina
P.S. I’d like to send a special shoutout to the OG’s FluffyLiz, Foof, RYG, Nora, RCC, (Hi wifey) Spunk, IfOnly, Tiffanized, WastingTheMorning, SmittenbyaBrit, Annie, and all the others that where here before or got here around the same time as me. It’s been fuckingawesome, ladies!
My fave & the first B-side I remember JAG posting.
http://robert-pattinson.ca/2009/04/16/robert-pattinson-the-b-side/
Shit, additional OG’s- DontQuestionMe & HayStackHair. Seriously, I know I left out people & I feel shitty for it, but do forgive, my brain is crap, I’ll sleep-deprived & I have a 2 toddlers. *mwah*
AW Christina, I feel the same way. I don’t know how I’d survive without being able to perv here with my fellow h00rs. Thanks for the shout out bb!!
Thank you christina for that beautiful comment… many smooches to you sweet Angel!!!
<3s Christina
Chris, you made me cry. My sentiments for all the oldies too. I really love you guys.
Adding to the list of oldies…Soccermom, FakerParis…
Awww Christina, I always look forward to reading your comments, they’re some of the best and they always make me laugh!<3
I look forward to many more of your intelligent, thoughtful and humorously pervy posts Christina! Always a pleasure to see you posted.
Christina … You are always so eloquent. Thanks for being … well you!It’s been a blast! {smooches} <3
Christina, you sentimental hOOr…..<3 you so! You are one of the reasons I started lurking here, then "came out." You always made me laugh with your pervy posts, and you're so honest and funny!
Happy Anni, Christina and all the hOOrs…….
I f*cking LOVE this post, as each and every one of your comments, hun!!!
*lots of love*
Happy Anniversary! I’ve been loving this place almost since you started it, hon! I have fond memories of the posts you’ve mentioned, and have shared many of my faves with friends to work on their conversion to the Church of St Mattress.
You’re all my favorite hoors, and I’m so glad to have this place where we can all perve together.
And could our boy be any hotter lately? I don’t think so. He’s definitely leaving the teen idol image far, far behind.
Can I get an Amen? *Fans self*
rsm *waves* Hi ya my pervy sista!! Amen!
Not only has he been HOTT of late, but he’s just gonna keep on fanning those flames!!
rsm sings *It’s getting HOTT in here, so take off all your clothes I am getting so hot I want to take my clothes off” LOL
OH GAWD ladies, can you just IMAGINE the Rob HOTNESS we have to look forward to in 2010!!!!!!!!!!!! (Remember Me, Bel Ami, Eclipse… plus sexier and sexier photoshoots!!) We will NEED each other badly at ROaR to survive!!!! Or all DIE together in complete ecstasy!!!
He is smokin hawt!
AMEN and HALLELUJAH!
AMEN and HAL-LE-FUCKING-LUIA……praise ROB!
Band goes into a fast gospel and all the h00rs stand and dance and sing!
AMEN……PRAISE ROB!
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/9qcmu
cool
That is so cool!
OMG, squeee! E&OMP chapter 25 update! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5440859/25/
THANKS FOR THE REMINDER CHRISTINA4.
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I’m sneaking in here because ROB WANTED TO JOIN THE RAoR PARTY and he’s gotten a little TANKED ALREADY!!! I think he’s just had too many SHOTS OF BOOZE *squirted* into his mouth as EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US RAoR h00rs french kissed him and filled his mouth and body with booze. MMMMMM yeah….imagine that one….
HAHHAHHAHAH DON’T WE WISH!. HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH
FUCK ME ROB!!!!!!!!!! He’s so cute when he’s wasted…hehehhehehhehe.
PS-the line starts HERE–>BEHIND JAG to get LICKED on the face by drunk Rob. :
debbo is second…..
WHO’S NEXT?
Count me in for a big sloppy lickety lick – then I’ll take him home help him get that ugly brown coat and the rest of his clothes off, put him to bed and then give him a good seeing to. I lurve tipsy no holds barred sex – it’s the best.
If he’s not too drunk and can stand up straight I might even opt for a good old fashion wall banging first *fans face* phew, is it warm in here?
great vid – I loooove drunk Rob! It looks like he’s giving the finger in that last pic – lol
OH MY DrunkRob is so f*cking adorable!!!!! (and f*cking HOTTT!!) Thanks debbo!
I loved that vid…the song was annoying as hell though. Anywho, I had to freeze the pic of Rob and Tom sittin’ at the table drinkin’ and a smokin’ cuz whoa…does Tom have the jaw porn going on too! He’s so cute!
I love the video. Substitute my friends and those pics could easily blend into several of my facebook albums. Maybe TMI, but true. Anywho, I think this is why I actually would like to meet him even if there no nookie involved. I get the impression he’d be a blast to hang out with. I’d be a bit freaked at first, but three beers and a smoke out back by the dumpster and it’d all be good. Of course, three more beers and I’m afraid I’d be dragging him by the hand out back to violate his drunk little ass . . . .
Party like a rock, Party like a Rock star…. I love this song and paired with drunk the for the MFW!!! God I would love to get my ass wasted with Rob cus he seems like he would be fun. Silly drunk who would talk to much just like me!!! Yes I can see it in my head now how the night would end
Oh Gawd, drunkRob is so fucking HOT! I’m definitely getting in that line to get a nice big slobbery drunkRob lick!
Happy Anniversary Jag! The Twilight Commentary Drinking Game was one of my favorite posts. It was the first time I realized that I wasn’t the only one that had second hand embarrassment whenever Catherine Hardwicke opens her mouth about anything Twilight. (I can’t talk about this shizz in RL. Others just don’t understand the obsession) Thank you for this safe place to vent and perv and share thoughts about this most beautiful man. Thank you Jag!!!
You guys are the funniest, smartest and wittiest hoors! I am so lucky just to be able to lurk.
Ladies I have a present the quailty sucks but what I would give to be the B*tch in this pic
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Spank%20Bank/DETAILSSTRADDLEOUTTAKE.jpg
Where did U get this?
How the hell did they know how damn much I want to do precisely that?
Honestly?
FUCK
Congrats on the anniversary guys! This is only one of the many reasons I can’t seem to stay away.
XOXO
Oh sweet Jesus!!!! I won’t make it if there are more outtakes like this.
It was the only one I got it at http://www.robsessedpattinson.com
F*ck
Durty, really durty toughts in 3 2 1 …………
Becky, thank you! That’s so freaking hot. But Robbie looks so uncomfortable. No wonder he “hates vagina.” He had two of them torturing hin all day. He had suppress a boner the whole time, I’m sure. Poor guy. Can you imagine? He’s only 23 and had two hot, naked women all over him for hours. Maybe, eventually he’ll figure out that you’re supposed to strap it down during sexy photoshoots or sexy movie scenes.
Oh beckys76 this picture was going around twitter earlier and I was gobstruck staring at it till my eyes crossed >see greenwithenvymonsteravi>
model straddling Rob=oneluckybeyotch #wishitwasME!
Unbelievable…. no words…. other than Fuck Me!!! GAH!!!! Thank you Becky… I’m DED now.
Scilla, I agree with you. poor guy, frustrated most likely couldn’t sneek away and relieve himself!! I think the vagina comment was him being ironic. I think he liked the shoot very much even though it made him uncomfortable and hard all day! I think it was bittersweet for him. A little pain a little pleasure. Everyone says he looks so uncomfortable, but to me in a few he looks smug, confident and cocky as hell. That is sooo sexy!! This shoot is in Becky’s spank bank hall of fame. fucking can’t get enough!!
*wankbert* uhgggg Fuck me til I can’t see straight
DIED…
scilla, becky… poor Rob, having 2 sexy naked women with naked vaginas chasing him around all day (a 12 hr photoshoot he said in the Details article)… caressing him, teasing him, touching him, straddling him…. Rob must have had a very painful boner!! Didn’t he also say about it, “Thank God I was hungover.” ??? LOL, I love the outtakes where he’s looking angry, cocky, and smug too Becky…and I do think he was being ironic with the allergic to vagina comment… he was probably a teeensey bit frustrated, don’t you think? That he couldn’t get into one of those vaginas!
*fist bumps* Melbie, right on sista!!!
TOUGH DAY AT THE OFFICE…….NOT! Man that’s so fucking sexy. Where’s my camera and pantyhose? NEXT?
*GASP*!
GAH!!!
BzzzzzzzzzzOhSweetBabyRobJesusbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz thankbzzzyoubzzzzz beckybzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Holy Hell Fifty on his back!!! Makes me laugh that he has the hot glasses on.Wonder if he was looking into her eyes. LMFAO Poor Rob. Wankity wank wank.
I’m giving my hobo a rest till the 23rd but I bet they are all out by the weekend.
God help a h00r.
OMFG! There are just no words for that! NO Fucking words at all! I am just…..THUD!
2 words…LUCKY.BITCH. GAH!!!!!!!
*shell going all hong kong phooey on her ass, kicking her off & shell climbing on*
Much better!!
OMFG!!!
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oh, s’cuse me, did you say something?
THERE. ARE. NO. WORDS.
OMG JAG!!!
Happy Robvesary! I just have no words to express how happy i am since the day i discovered you and all you PattinAngelz, you all made my days rock!
Thank you for introducing me to all the fanfic and all the robporn (before you i was practically an amateurkindofvirgin of all that)…
Luv you and admire you all Angelz, you are the most funny, clever and beautiful women of all the world!
Besos, abrazos y todo mi amor para ustedes PattinH00rs
Lizzy
Yea fanfic!
it’s been the best year ever! i love you JAG! i love the peen, but if ever there was a girl i’d “put my face in it for” in a life or death situation it would have to be you! that’s a compliment! LMAO!
Pattinh00rs: RAoR is 1! Celebrate by changing your avi for 1 day to this pic! [url]http://twitpic.com/13wcbv[/url]
yay for @late2thepartee!
OMG LMFAO <3s
LMFAO! I love it!
Change your avi for the day!
http://twitpic.com/13wcbv
Happy anniversary JAG and RAoR!
HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY JAG!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JAG MADE THIS VIDEO HERSELF…..and since she LOVES DRUNK ROB (especially drunk Rob in london in the cab)….we REALLY MUST post JAG’S drunk Rob video here also.
KICK IT~!
OH YEAH!!!!! K.I.C.K. IT!!!!!!!
Done!
Great vid!!! I remember that one! You gotta fight, for the right, to bang Roooooobie! Can I just say, there is something about the way his fingers slide into his pockets that DIES me every time? That gif of Edward walking into the cafeteria is constantly on replay in my mind. THUD.
Love that video! Thanks debbo!<3
Great video! Does anyone know where I can get the pic at 1:44? Heart palpitations big time here. Help a h00r out!
imamess … here you go. Rob out and about in LA Nov. 25th
<3
http://mrpattinson.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=397&fullsize=1
RCC: Thank you so much!
LMAO “Your mom threw away your best porno mag – you gotta fight – for your right – to paaaaarrrttttyyy!!!! I think that song should be dedicated to saplife4me! FIGHT FOR IT BB!!!!
Hahaha, I was reading “Is your girl HOT for Robert Pattinson?” and it seriously made me blush. So many of those fit me. LMAO
Happy anniversary, Jag and all of the PattinAngelz!! I’m on my way to school now, but I’ll be back later, and celebrate with you girls.
<3
JAG you need to post the barbie peen pic today! it’s time to giggle!!
Happy happy birthday!!!
OMG *blushes*
*singing and dancing*
There’s a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around.
It’s a hole in the wall.
It’s a dirty free for all
How RAoR Has Changed my Life!
My new favourite words are JAG, SAP, HHH, hobo, toolbox, FTMFW, RAoR, FF, h00r, Denial, Elephant, Tattward, Domward, Robgasm, etc etc
This is the first place I go when I’m feeling low or need company. I love the RAoR community, it’s full of confident sassy funny pervy h00rs who kick RL to the curb and get down and dirty. I’m so grateful to you all for embracing my inner slut.
This feels like my virtual home and I heart you all, especially you JAG cos you give so much and ask for so little.
Happy Birthday Angels – lets party hard in h00rsville
YES jpfree….let’s PARTY!
INSTEAD of saying “TOGA”….say “ROME ROB”…..”ROME ROB”>…>”ROME ROB”.
Ok so it’s another language, the others were blocked. Just fuck me Rob. LOL
“Just fuck me Rob. LOL” – works for me Debbo. Let’s get him really pissed and take turns, we could pin him down like the latest Details shot and suffocate him with our wit, charm and enormous boobs – ooooh I’m a durty h00r……..
Good Morning Sweet PattinH00rs! Sorry I haven’t been around much for a couple of days and haven’t posted some photos… RL beckons and I’ve been working on enhancing Eclipse photos and another new video… I’m so addicted to RAoR I must catch up!
Here’s some enhanced pics from those sexy hot Eclipse photos recently released… (be sure to zoom into web size or hi res)
GAH… I just LOVE Rob’s sexy shoulders and bicep bump!
http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/ECLIPSE%20Movie%20Stills/?action=view¤t=0657_EclipseMovieStillHC.jpg
http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/ECLIPSE%20Movie%20Stills/?action=view¤t=0657_EclipseMovieStillBW.jpg
When I first saw this one, I thought I would pass out… not long after, I did.
http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/ECLIPSE%20Movie%20Stills/?action=view¤t=0660_EclipseMovieStillHC.jpg
http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/ECLIPSE%20Movie%20Stills/?action=view¤t=0660_EclipseMovieStillBW_O.jpg
LEG HITCH!!
OMG… Bella has her hand in the SEX HAIR!!! *THUD*
http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/ECLIPSE%20Movie%20Stills/?action=view¤t=0659_EclipseMovieStillHC.jpg
http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/ECLIPSE%20Movie%20Stills/?action=view¤t=0659_EclipseMovieStillBW_O.jpg
Melbie: You are fucking killing me here!! More than anything I want to grab his hair and kiss him like that!!
Melbie, thanks to you and Debbo I think I am gonna have to drag the hubby out to the warehouse for lunch!!
Oh fuck Melbie, I’ve missed seeing your fuckhawt pics, and as usual, they have totally died me!
I LOVE his face in the leg hitch pic…he gets that mean looking, “I’m about to fuck you so hard” look….damn sexy!
Melbie, did you see that I’m now following you on photobucket? Since my time here is so unpredictable now, I’ve decided to go right to the RobPorn source!!
Love you!!!!