With all the Rob Goodies that leaked onto the internet yesterday, I had a hard time picking what to focus on. Needless to say, the regularly scheduled RAoR post got bumped into oblivion today lol.
OMG I can’t believe it’s almost here, we’re getting so close. It seems like ages ago I was reviewing the script and we were drooling over daily pictures of Rob in NYC *sigh* the Summer of 2009 will be hard to beat.
After seeing the latest Remember Me stills, I have decided to put my affairs in order because this movie is gonna DIE Me! HUGE!
Oh ma GAWD! How much can a h00r handle.
more Tybert after the flick & jizz…
This post needs some music, some Rob music…click and lick!
I could watch Tybert stroke his instrument all day!
*JAG looks around for her naughty nurse outfit*
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Mmmm manfur lickity lick!
Um yea so this is pretty much how I picture Rob's place...except it's missing the giant bong *wink*
Is that a manbag? Is he carrying a ManBag??
OMFG tell me that's a regulation size Bball and his hands are really that HUGE! *does the math...DIES*
Holy Hell PattinHoors, I think Rob is double jointed. Check out what his fingers are doing O.o
And I saved the best for LAST!
I look at this picture and I think:
- Rob is pressing his bone against your bean and you look like you’re asleep. That is a clear violation of Cougar law! BAD BAD EMILIE
- Hmm how hard (mmm hard) would it be to manip my face into this picture?
- Why does Tybert’s shirt match his pillow cases?
- Even watching Rob do PG sex on screen is gonna kill me and several of my Hobos GAH!
::DED::
Mmmm this picture makes me think…
- EMILIE you are fighting over the wrong hose, trust me. Let him have that one and grab the OTHER one *wink*
- he’s touching your boob with his sexy fingers! Why do you look like your watching kittens in the pet store GAH Look ready to smex him already
- bicep bump MP bicep bump MP bicep bump MP bicep bump MP bicep bump MP bicep bump MP
- um that shower looks really dirty *must fight urge to wanna clean it*
- Rob never have shower sex without a spotter, it’s verra dangerous lol
- WetRob getting his smex on will be the mother fucking end of me…so who should I leave RAoR to in my will?
WET ROB FTMFW!
Mmm let’s talk Tybert in Remember Me, have you guys made any plans to see it yet? Calling all west GTAers, I need a Robsessed buddy to see this with, the RL friends will not do!
Great post – thanks for the daily supply of laughs JAG, I’m just sorry you’re feeling a bit down. I’m also sorry I missed the 3 way yesterday cos I would have totally backed you up on the Details pic. Whilst we know you rock, you are also one very astute h00r.
“except it’s missing the giant bong” made me LMFAO – Rob is 23 and a muso so he would have several bongs decorating his flat. Oh, the thought of a long slow smoke and then a long slow stroke is doing my head in. *D.I.E.D*
ALL I got form that was “long slow stroke”!!!!!!!!!You know I’m a finger gurl, and the thought of his long, strong fingers strokin’ it slowly………..bbbzzzzzzzzzzzz,DED. I want that image burned into my brain!!
“long strong fingers strokin’ it slowly, damn RM & JPF I blinked and then zoned out!
Oh yeah Rob’s long fingers wrapped around his….WTF was I talking about?
The pics, the music, the voice….heaven is on my couch at mo. Oh and JaG if RM/Tybert does kill you then it will prob kill all us h00rs DED too…can you imagine how quiet RAoR will be *imagines tumble-weed blowing across laptop*
I am already half insane at the thought of Rob’s double-jointed fingers. Need to take a min to thank God for his best work yet!!
*Gets down on knees….hhhmmmm good position*
Oh and I need ppl to go cinema with…all my RL friend are apparently visually challenged (never mind the fact I’m the one that wears glasses). They just won’t understand why I will need to have my mobile out with finger on button ready to call ambulance to carry me out when the movie ends. I live in the UK (in Birmingham) so any h00rs nearby email me if your up for cinema outing!! micgab@hotmail.com
Chel, Birmingham, original home of Duran Duran and Ozzie Osbourne. Always wanted to visit. Maybe some day.
I would love to go to the cinema with a h00r, so that I don’t have to try to control myself with my RL friends (so not gonna happen, though). Unfortunately I’m about 80 miles from Birmingham.
LMFAO Scilla! Birmingham always makes me think of Duran Duran too! I swore for years when I was younger that I was gonna move there and marry John Taylor!
Also UB40 are hailed from bham…I love them unashamedly.
@JenUK…gutted you so far, RL friends just don’t understand my adoration of HHH and think they woud disown me after the panting and jizzing that is most certain to happen from me in public…..totes worth it tho!!
Lookin’ for a h00r in the Charlotte NC are to perv and moan our way thru the Remember Me premiere. I’ll bring extra batteries and pay for the hoboglide!!
I all but died when the song started!
Highlarity as always but the tags made me LMFAO, especially “fighting over the wrong hose” and “Hand to Peen ratio” bahaha!
Planning to see RM at least 2 times in the opening weekend… if I survive the first one that is! On friday I’m def going alone, I can’t be expected to behave myself when I don’t know what is coming. We’ll see if I can lure anyone from RL to go with me on Sat or Sun!
One more month to go. Gah, waiting is such torture! Lurv y’all <3
bbbee, good luck to you seeing this movie twice opening weekend…if it’s anything like the script you are going to be an emotional wreck! Stay strong! I’m thinking maybe there should be someone waiting outside with a Free Hugs sign afterwards!
Yeah, I might be asking too much of myself. I haven’t read the script and I don’t plan to, but it sounds bad, given the comments from all the people who have read it! Might need to bring oxygen tube and a thousand tissues in addition to hobo!
First off, very distracting to have Rob singing like that. And the giggles at the end….DED.
The pics were like a gift from God yesterday. I already have plans to see RM with my 21 year old niece and maybe her sister and mother if they want to come. My friend (who is on the left coast so can’t go with her) said that I may have to be physically restrained in my chair so I won’t snap and run up and hump and lick the screen. LOL. I may have to be muzzled as well so I can’t moan too loudly. I will invest in a case of Shamwows, and a case of drool bibs, and pray that is enough.
JAG, your tags as usual are hilarious, my personal favorite being the violation of cougar law. LMFAO!!!
Oh My Rob yesterday’s pics and today’s post died me. The bed pic… honestly *gulp* why is EdR just lying there??? Head should be thrown back, eyes closed (scratch that, look at Rob), one hand in the hair, another on a bicep bump… Waste of a Bump n Grind if you ask me…
JAG at final count I was seeing RM in Hamilton, Whitby, Burlington and Oakville… each time with a special RAoR h00r or two. Just let me know if you’re squeamish about watching movies with your seatmate balling napkins in her mouth to stifle moans… oh and sometimes I cover my face with a scarf – keeping the ‘O’ face private!
You’ve got all of the GTA covered Deb! from Hamilton to Whitby, you are a true h00r! Respect!
Still putting the sad eyes on Mr IGD to get a flight home for RM, he aint buyin! My brother lives in Milton thats where I go when Im home…or Brampton at my cousins.
I can do Burlington or Oakville…I’ll be beside you biting my fist to stop from moaning. PS there’s a licensed theatre in Oakville YEA!
Thats where my sis in law and cousin went to see New Moon, that licensed theatre in Oakville, said it was a great.
@ JAG ShyNoMore says she will go to Oakville too if she can’t make NYC tour. Licensed theatre FTMFW!!!
@IGD It’ll be more fun to fly in for Eclipse… better weather. And I actually live in Cambridge, my h00rs are just spread out… why does everything I say sound dirty??? I need a shower with Rob! Grab MY boob Rob!
deb24601 & JAG ….already checked online for info about the theatre in Oakville…no news of whether it will be in the licenced VIP theatre yet…but I’m on it!!
My promise to anyone who goes with me is that I will not squee out loud…but I may whimper just a little and bounce around in my seat!
JAG – hysterical post and I love, love, love the double-jointed pic….don’t know why…hmmmm??? And I’m with you all – the shower is dirty but ain’t no way that would stop me. I’ll just be dur-tay right along with it.
Bummed I can’t go on the H00rTour (boo on RL!) but am planning on seeing RM most likely by myself since I don’t have any RL friends who will respect HHH the way I need him to be respected. LOL
Oh lord JAG as if I wasn’t dead already….good sweet christ!
I want to send Summit something for all the pics from yesterday…for reals I can’t stop grinning!Even the ed/bella ones were hotter than normal…did you see where his hand was on her leg and her on top of him!
But they pale in comparison to wet Rob in the shower with a woman…and post-coital rob…sweet jesus she could probably feel peen outline…he was pushing right into her…ungh…I’m rambling I know but gawwwd!If they’re not careful there won’t be any robfans left breathing to go see the films!
My sister said she’d go with me the first time but I also have arrangements to go and see it with two other groups of friends who think the story sounds good and do think hes a looker but they’re not robsessed…well one is but shes not quite a pattinh00r…yet!!!
I actually don’t know where to drool first…I’m majorly overwhelmed and so goddamned happy I could bust right now!!!
Is anyone else really enamoured with the fact that Rob buys his boxer/briefs in M&S like every other male in England?!
Ah, we love him cus he’s normal. *le sigh*
YES!!! I took a clean pair of Mr IGDs and put them under my pillow last night! Gah!
IGD LMAO~ “Under my pillow” fist bump…
Holy Crow listening to random music on my Ipod and Rob just came on! I think it’s gonna be a grand day
Drizl its shapin up to be a great day! Thank God the drought is over and my Mojo is back, think I may be in danger of over posting today, Ive been on my own today at work and have been pervin full time LOL
I noticed that to HFS… good old M&S
SO GOOD TO SEE ROB IS GETTING OUT ON THE STREETS AGAIN. Must have gone shopping at the thrift store again for “new” clothes. He and Tomstu.
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2010/02/robert-pattinson-new-remember-me-stills.html
FUCK..those were the other ones from RM. HERE is the one picture of Rob out and about in London with Tom. HAPPY ROB FOR THE WIN!!
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2010/02/robert-pattinson-out-and-about-with-tom.html
MORE PICTURES OF ROB OUT AND ABOUT IN LONDON WITH TOM.
LOOK AT THEM OR DON’T …..they are PAPZ shots. FAIR WARNING. Up to you…
http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/2010/02/rob-and-tom-spotted-in-london-6-pics.html#more
LMAO The boys were shopping new boxers and sox.There are pics of him at the register.I saw them but won’t post them. I hope he didn’t buy the fuckugly striped ones he was looking at. rofl Solids honey solids.
I wish he would stay in London. He looked like old Rob when he could walk around LA, stop and have lunch and have a smile on his face.
I saw what he bought. He bought BLACK MANTIES boxers. ALL BLACK. woo woo DAMN that must be embarassing. He got his drink on for lunch. lol Tomstu is so cute. THEY LOOKED SO HAPPY hanging out together. I’m so happy for him. Being home in London is doing his heart good. HUG TO ROB
I love how the sign behind them in the first pic says “Hungry? Try out our new menu”, does that mean that they’re on the menu? If so, I’ll take them to go!
H00rs….We have a big fucking problem here!! Rob is buying underwear…does no one see the huge fucking problem with that. More likely we won’t be seeing his huge fucking free-swingin’ peen. We should add to the whole “Rob is not allowed to wear a belt”!! Rob is never allowed to wear underpahnts!!
Do you see his hand wrapped around that bottle? fingerporn!! Gah!!
My son, who lives in London, has consented to be on “RobWatch” for his crazy, old mother. He finally gets my Robsession, and said he’d take a pic or get an autograph if he sees him. Son hangs out in Soho and around there, and he’s close to Rob in age, so who knows? Crazy HOor Mom can only hope…..
JAG this post sooo awesome…. THANX! *bighugs*
Rob singing, hot wet shower and PG 13 sex pics is just too much for me….
I AM SO FUCKING DIED!!!
but before I´m going to Rob Heaven…
1. anybody here from Germany???
2. could anybody send me the song? *smilesinnocently*
Alice, I think there are a few h00rs on here who live in Germany. I’ll let them introduce themselves. BTW: I have a cousin who lives in a small town in the Black Forest. I visited him about ten years ago, so pretty there. His dad made his own apple wine, I think it’s called most, or something like that. Delicious.
oh, my email:
carmen-vogler@t-online.de
I can´t find no pattinH00rs in germany….
so, please help me…. *sigh*
your captions are great JAG! And thanks for pointing out the matching shirt and pillowcase – that got me laughing out loud.
Milfy! Yes Rob is a plaid magnet.
Hey Milfy!!! Glad to see you & your avi back at RAoR!!!
O.K. Normally, I have the T.V. on, in the background, while I’m here visiting in the A.M., but when I hit the play button and heard the strokes on the guitar, I hit the mute button.
God, His giggle at the end, just about killed me, and then add on the the last two pics above, and I am melting… Definitely don’t need the heat on this morning…
JAG, there were too many comments and tags that made me giggle this morning, but if I have to pick two, I am going to go with,
“Why does Tybert’s shirt match his pillow cases?”
“um that shower looks really dirty *must fight urge to wanna clean it*”
That shirt clinging to his arms and chest, so wet and so hawt…***must keep breathing, must keep breathing***
My in-laws are coming into town opening weekend, so I am afraid that I won’t be able to sneak away. What day of the week is March 12th anyway???
Are there any ladies out there, that live in the Chicago area, that could go with me to this movie??
Here is my email, if anyone lives in the Chicago area.
mrskfellows@hotmail.com
I live outside of philadelphia(about 30 minutes) if anyone is in the area and would love to see RM with me…..here’s my email gilesgal@aol.com
*does the math…DIES*
OMG OMG you know what I cant do the math, Im already dead.
That was an epic post!
‘Emily you are fighting over the wrong hose!’ Loser!!!
and ‘He’s touching your boobs, Why do you look like you’re watching kittens in the pet store’ LOL
This is why its a PG13, its her!
She is about as sexy and exciting as watching paint dry!
LMFAO @ “She is about as sexy and exciting as watching paint dry!”
The question – Are you ready? Oh ma effin gah, no I am not. Not nearly. I kind of thought I was, and then those photos. Holy shizz, ladies. It’s gonna be bad – and by bad I mean so f**king good Ima die for reals.
OK. So James McAvoy in like 3 scenes of the Last Station had me nearly on the floor in the theater. I cannot imagine what Rob starring in a love story will do to me.
And please, don’t get me started on EdR. Seriously, girl. Seriously. But wait – maybe it’s good. She’s kindof blah, in the photos, right? Makes it easier to kind of morph into her, right? Mentally replace her. And if he was on top of me in a bed, even for pretend, I swear to gah I would not be able to breathe. He’d probably think there was something seriously wrong with me. Then we’d have lots of breaks between takes and the scene would take like 30 takes and 2 or three days. Or something.
Haven’t worked it out as my brain isn’t functioning too well, really. My brain’s too fried to fantasize properly. This is what he does to me. A resigned gah. Resigned to death by Tybert. *sigh* What a way to go, really.
And OMFG if this is the reaction for RM, what’s going to happen with Bel Ami? I ask you! Thanks for the analysis, JAG, am right there with you. Well, except, I like the man-bag! I do! Kisses!
Almost forgot! H00r Tour NYC 2010!!! Holla!
‘death by Tybert’ LOL, at least we will all die with a f*cking smile on our face!
OMFG JAG I’m crying . When I saw these last night the first thing…well not the first thing but I thought jag is gonna have a ball with these. Holy shit in a shower!!!! I don’t care how dirty that shower looks I want him wet and against a wall!!!
How can these women work with him????? They must have a supply of Hobos in their trailers. God I want to go to NYC for this and see him!!!!
I have a dilemma.My daughter wants to go see it with me but I think maybe I should ditch work and go alone first just to try to get through it once in case I have to move to another seat. Do you think anyone will notice me sitting on my shamwow.
Bahahahahha @Why does Tybert’s shirt match his pillow cases?
If that one killed you then this will sure as hell! Some detail shoot inspired hot manip!
http://www.thecoldshower.wordpress.com
Good morning H00rs!
I’ll be workin and lurkin today.
FYI Summit launced RM website today! YEA!
http://www.rememberme-movie.com/
Yaayyy!
Loving the news pic JaG… Rob in the shower…Wet Rob.. Geez to hot for words.
Everyone will be talking about it long before we get to see it.. Just not fair!! *goes off smash something and to sulk*
Im gutted that not only are the UK not getting RM for three weeks after the US,but it looks like we are not getting Eclipse till 9th July too
What is this? July 9th for Eclipse? What are we a f*cking third world country now?
Thats what its saying on IMBD..There is a petion on there ppl in the UK are not happy!!
f*ck it then Im goin home to Toronto for Eclipse then, Im not waiting 9 f*cking extra days!
I’m one mad little Irish chick right now…I mean wtf!?!
We better not have to wait for Bel Ami
Ok I wanna move to US for all these early releases…anyone want a house guest, I cook, clean and have an absolutely filthy perv mind…also I’m cool with 24/7 Robpervin, I will share him if he happens to ‘pop’ round.lol.x.
July 9? That sucks….I should be in London then…..
Ok….so you totally thought some of the things I did, JAG! Totally…..thud. God I can’t wait for this movie!!! I’m so bummed with the PG rating though…The script ripped me apart…I know the movie will!!!
My plans are to see it in NY…heading in for a weekend trip the weekend it opens…meeting friends so we’ll all go see it. Why is time moving sooooooo slllllooooooowwwwwllllllyyyyyy…..
Damnit Damnit Damnit. THAT SONG with THESE pics? I’m making like a Hershey bar in the car on a Mississippi August afternoon – melting into a sweaty, sweet goo begging to be opened delicately and licked straight off the wrapper with his tongue. Oh well, it was a great way to start what is quickly shaping up to be a totally unproductive day. Cannot wait until March!
Or as Jen would say…
I’m hotter than a bunch of nuns at a cucumber farm! LOL
Mmmm Big hands…..
It’s all good! I will die in several way when I see this movie!
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At the mention of Rob being double jointed I may have stopped breathing there for a moment. Gawd, the possibilities!!
When those pics came out yesterday it was like a sign from HHH himslef to keep the faith and not give up. My fellow Midwest and East Coast h00rs know what I’m talking about. The last few weeks have not been good to us.
Hallelujah and amen! Ask and ye shall receive. With the sighting of a happy, rested and healthy looking Rob, I now have a renewed spirit. My cup of Robperviness doth run over with visions of wetRob, hoveringsexyRob and tuninghisinstrumentRob (wink,wink). I will survice this latest round of sh*it that Mother Nature is dropping on me so I can bask in the glory that is Rob having dirty shower sex with a small, non-descript blond.
I will be attending Remember Me on the 13th to avoid the screamers. My sister has agreed to accompany me as ” It’s hilarious to watch you totally spazz out over this guy”. At this point I’d take a stranger with me just so I’d have someone to help me out of the theater. Since I’m sure I won’t be able to move under my own power after 90 minutes of bigscreenRob. (legs turning to jelly and all that)
Is it wrong to want to carry a copy of the fourth photo in my wallet? You know for inspiration.
Interview with SnowQueens Icedragon author of Master of the Universe. I lurve her… she let me play naughty school girl with her on Twitter once!Tartan and pigtails and hold ups.. oh my!
http://www.robstenlovetheblog.com/2010/02/fic-author-interview-snowqueens.html
Thanks for posting the link. I love SQI & MotU! I love to read the authors q&a’s too.
that was great Deb, thanks xo
Thanks for that link deb!
Yesterday was the best day in a long time!!!
And today I find one of the hottest detail-photoshoot inspired manip of rob…
http://www.thecoldshower.wordpress.com
ummmm . . . yeah I think there are flames coming out of my monitor (and other things) on that one.
*placing cute sparkly red shoes in closet, pulling on kick ass SAP leather boots*
Umm, hello, does anyone know who I am?? Holy f*ckin shit!!! I’M HOME h00rs!!!!!! I just discovered *heart beating out of chest, hands shaking* that our old computer in the creepy basement does not, I repeat, does not have a block on it. Don’t get in the way of a SAP on a mission. . .
First, to all of you wonderful ladies I am truly speechless with all the support you have shown me. The emails, pictures, updates, and encouraging words and love have been a beautiful light at the end of a very dark tunnel. Soooo much going on in my RL right now as many of you know. I wish someone *clears throat* could see what you all have done for me, and really get and understand that RAoR is more than just a bunch of durty h00rs pervin.’ *GASP* Did I just say that?? *snicker* It’s true though. h00rs don’t let h00rs suffer!!
God, today’s post is too delish. My pervin’ has been seriously lacking lately, and I’m about to explode!! So many durty thoughts, so little time. Wish I could stay and play. *pouts* Don’t want to push my luck.
I’ll be back when I can. *waving with sadpandaface*
OMFG…I wanted to be first to be under those F*CKHAWT DomWARD 50 Shades shoes….OK…but now I am nervouse that the ANTI-ROB will see them…GAH…
I F*CKING LUV YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
giggling like a school girl
xoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxox
bb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*tackles you to the floor* I haven’t even read what you wrote yet. Gimmie a sec
Those SAP boots are f*ckin’ sexy!!!!You sexy h00r you!! Thank Rob for creepy old computers in the basement. It’s so nice to “see” you out and about!! I love you gurl!!!!!
Hey SchmexyBoots!!!!! ((HUGS)) ((BIG LEZZIE KISSES)) You outsmarted the man, lmmfao!!!
Woo hoo!!!! you are one of a kind girl. Great to see you and your kick ass boots!
Thank God youre back wasnt the same without you
GAH first rob comes out to see us now you!!!I’m nearly in tears here….soooooooo happy!
This place just wasn’t the same…I didn’t even read your post before typing this…thats how excited I am right now…my pervy little heart can’t take any more!!!!
*Wipes tears*
Please don’t leave us again!!!
{{{{SMOOCHES}}}}
Oh bb so glad u found a way to come out and play!!!
Miss u lots!!! This place is not the same without u!!! The DHs need to know that when a h00r wants something she is going to get it!!! Don’t try to stop a moving train cus you’ll get run over!!!!
<3
Sooo glad to have you back!!! Creepy old computer in the basement, what a great place to do your Rob pervin.
The pull of Rob is way to strong to be dismissed. The sooner the anti-Robs understand this irrefutable fact the happier they and everyone else will be.
*hugs and kisses back* I just loooove my smexy boots. I told TC1 they show how I feel about RL right now!! I’m a Domward Bitch ready to spank the world. *graps flogger and riding crop*
OK, one quickie *giggle* note about the picture that’s missing the bong. LMAO. Again, fantasy of me and Rob groovin’ to some Dead music makes me all tingly. *SAP (wink)sings* Walk me out in the morning dew my honey, walk me out in the morning dew today.” He can make me alllll dewy. Again, please tell me those are NOT man capris. I know, I know, reallly big shorts. I’m lovin’ Aidan’s fro too. Makes the hippie chick in me smile.
OK, back later.
YIPPEEEE!!!! You’re back *binky1 jumps up and wraps her legs around your waist* and just in time to enjoy the plethora of Robporn!!
Doesn’t matter why you were away – just know that your fellow PattinH00rs support you and your pervin’. And, by the way, way to stick it to the Anti-Rob with those kick ass boots!!!
OMG *Becky jumps up and down* So glad to hear from you my Oct Sista!!!*anddurtytoolboxsista*
It was a hallelujah moment to see ya at twitter, and now here! The world makes sense again!
Yay, so happy! We missed you soooo much. Big smooch.
reeeaaalllyyy missed you bb!!!!! Where there’s a will, there’s a way, I always say!
WOW, I didn’t recognize you!!!! WELCOME HOME GIRLFRIEND! HUGGGGGG
Damn girl! Those shoes really bring out your, ummm, eyes! LOL! HAWT!
WELCOME HOME!
Yaaaayyyy!
Whoot! Whoot! (SRL does a happy dance) I’m so glad you’ve come back to us! It hasn’t been the same without you here!<3
Ah, my darling, i see you! Welcome back, mission accomplished fabulously!!
YAY! You’re back with new sexy killer heels to boot! Yea bb, now that’s perfect stylin’ for when you’re getting your perv on!
It’s so great to see you! You already know how much I missed ya!
rsm *whispers* so anti-Rob can’t hear her down in the creepy basement…
now ya come on back soon ya hear?! MWAH!!
*wipes tears and snot off durty girl leather boots*
I feel the LOVE!! I’m giving myself sometime in the “playroom” gotta see what’s shaking before *whispers* he comes home!! Love it down here with the spiders! Kids are wondering what the hell I’m doing. *shell oops SAP yells* “Organizing Christmas Decorations, now leave me ALONE!!”
Durty h00rs gotta do what a durty h00rs gotta do to keep posting!!
SAP!! missedyoumissedyoumissedyou!! Thought about you this morning as I was driving home from kid drop off and hoped you were okay!! I have really missed your tool box……what’s in it now…..you durty h00r!!
*running full speed into your arms*
SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU BACK HONEY !!!
*Doing happy dance*
Good for you, you durty, durty girl…….
XXX
Holy Shit! *tackles sap and her sexy boots* SO GLAD TO SEE YOU!
*licks your boots*
I was ready to ship you that old computer. Good to see you have an old one to use! Just don’t get caught.
Srsly JAG, the basketball, the fingers. You’re a genius!
What’s amazing to me is that Eclipse is my fav of the books and I’m sooo looking forward to seeing it in June but I’m just as excited now for RM. I think it’s b/c I have no expectations for RM, the trailer looks amazing and all of the pics are rocking my world. And (going Mommabear) I’m so happy for Rob, he’s actually moving on and up from the Twi-movies. So proud. *tear*
As far as plans go, no big plans, I think I want to see it alone. I will definitely see it the day it comes out.
*runs up & down the street naked screaming “Robdrought’s almost over!!!”*
The OCD in me really wants to take Tilex to that shower. I noticed the mold BEFORE I NOTICED THE BICEP BUMP! Holy hell. Someone take away my perving card and replace it with a hobo please!
*placing hobo in your hand* Your perving passport has been suspended. I think you need some time alone w/ this hobo and REALLY think about your actions*teehee*. Once you have “driven” that OCD out of your system, you can have your passport back and it will be business as usual. (you may have to “drive” for a while)
I didn’t notice the mould till you guys pointed it out….HE’S WET!!!!!!
Seriously, wet Rob, undisguised boob grazing and you’re focusing on the the possible mold in the corner? I feel sorry for you.
I order you to 20 lashes with the rabbit flogger wielded by the domward of your choosing.
To reiterate what the lovely Blacklaceandredlips pointed out, “HE’S WET!!!!!!”
Focus people, Focus!!!!
My sentiments exactly! HE’S WET!!! What more is there to say?
The BLUES is what The Precious should be singin’. My friend gets aggravated because she can’t understand him when he is singin’ in Twilight.
Well, I love BLUES and his voice is perfect. Oh man, John Lee Hooker and The Precious…….
I think your friend needs to take the cotton out of her ears!
I couldn’t understand him either but I googled the lyrics and then I could understand him perfectly. Rob’s voice= Becky on the floor begging for more!!!
“never have shower sex without a spotter”
TRUE FACT!
now i know one of you sluts out there has the RM/Memoirs script. If you’ve got it, can you email it to me????? I’m gonna explode, I cant hold out any longer (thats what he said).
need an e-mail address and I’ll send it to you. ok?
At midas to fix fucking van. $365. More than I made playing that night. SHIT. MY FAULT. It would have been 1100. if they’d have to replace the whole line of the muffler which has the catalytic converter in the line. They are rebuilding the curve in the pipe where I busted it. DAMNED STUPID DEbBO.
NOW *I* need a hug. EMO DEB. LOL
At least they have WI FI. hahahhahahahaha
(((((HUGS)))))) Debbo, shit RL sucks ASS!!! Hang in there SISTA!!!
Thank god for Wi Fi
Thanks beckys76,
HUGGGG back.
Here debbo, Rob wants to give you a hug too!
http://twitpic.com/1012sf
*passing Debbo tissue and giving hug* That stinks!!
Here have a heine and a hot pocket….and put this plaid shirt on…..there, there now…..isn’t that better??!!
OH MY GOD the new chapter of “EXPECTATIONS AND OTHER MOVING PIECES” has a really bad turn of events in it. POOR BELLA. She’s hung! I saved it to PDF in case they didn’t have wifi at the shop. I LOVE MY LAPTOP.
How you guys read fan fics on an iPhone, I cannot believe it. I’d go blind. LOL
Babe I save it on the notes! Makes it easier to read
It is so crazy I love that story but I feel it is like an Episode of LOST. It always leaves me with more questions than answers!!!
Guys watch this till the end!!!
Wow…chills!
This is fabulous!! thanks, how can i save it and get my students to see this? hmm, send them to Youtube, i suppose…?
I’m gonna show that to my kids!
Wow, Asiki – that was great, thanks!
HOLY MOTHER TRUCKING HELL. My poor Hobo has buzzed its last buzz with all the Robtastic pics and sweet baby Jesus in a hang glider ladies- DOUBLE JOINTED- just about stuck me to my chair,
Its going to be a damn good summer, now im off to find a new Hobo
*waves*
“Why does Tybert’s shirt match his pillow cases? ”
Ohhh Jesus JAG!!!!!!!! Peed my pants!!!!! That’s exactly the way I look at pictures!!! This post is hilarious, it’s going to be one of my favorites!
Thank you so much for filling our days with laughs over and over again. Posts like these are a moment of pure joy to me!
I will read all the comments a bit later, worked my butt off today, it’s almost 7.00 pm over here, and only had a cereal bar, so I’m going to make something that is eatable with one hand, so the other can raor.
X
“so the other can raor” That a girl vana!! It’s 2pm here, we’re supposed to get 10 more inches of snow on top of the 36 we got already, the kids have no school for the rest of the week, and Mr.Much is gone for 2 or 3 days……I’ll be here nonstop#ihope See ya when ya get back!!
One handed food is all I ever eat! LOL!
lovely ladies
this is vanas friend….. shes now in the kitchen making me cofffee. and is going to kill me for this. but i cant resist. is that pattinson guy somewhere out there….. shes a cutie you know….. has bigger boobs than that bella girl too and on top of that shes extremely intelligent an
Hello Vana’s friend!!! LOL!!
Vana (when you come back) I’ve missed you!! You need to get use to my new shoes. I’ve traded them in for safety purposes. *gigglesnort*
Ok, posted this one twice, but it belongs HERE (cause up here my friend aka joker pulled an embarrassing trick on me. Sorry guys.)
ooo fuck fuck fuck fuck………….JAG please…help…. a friend is visiting me….. I was in the kitchen and when I returned he was behind the computer with a big smirk….. like he had done something naughty AND HE F*CKING HAD. He’s gay a hell so I thought he would understand this whole obesssion thing, so I showed him the site and your post from today, and as an example my comment that I posted earlier, I left to make the motherf*cker something to drink and he totaly played this trick on me and posted the most embarrasing comment….. PLEASE JAG, CAN YOU JUST DELETE THAT POST? I’m so sorry to bother you….
He said he posted twice….. but I can not find it…… don’t know if I can believe that either, he’s sort of a buffoon. I’m having a nervous break down here…….. Lemme find that other post first…. GOD never trusting a RL person again.
WHAT? Wait….. saplife4me….
Is that YOU????? (I’m scared to say your name OUT LOUD…) With the cute red shoes?….. and traded them for …..sexboots?… OMG where the hell have you been? Are you ok?….. Missed you too!!!!!!!!!!!
Will you stay a bit longer??
I first have to find a second post my joker friend posted up here….. uhm no…wait…. first I’m going to smack his ass (again), he’s soooo enjoying himself right now….. bastard.
LMFAO! Hi Vana’s friend! hahaha!
Smitten,
yeah yeah yeah…..
*lights a cigarette for the first time in 12 years*
Right.
JAG, please, delete the post, it’s in this thread. So embarrassing.
Pppfff. My joker friend just left. Standing at the door he said (now think Marc’s voice from Ugly Betty): “Oh, I didn’t post twice hun, once is embarrassing enough don’t you think so?”
I smacked him in the face, and then gave him a kiss. Asshole.
Allright, so what’s up, what did I miss? Oh yeah, is our girl with the sexboots still online?
Jeezz I have to read so many comments.
Lemme make some tea.
Holy Crap on a Cracker!!! Between these and the Eclipse stills we finally got….my head and girly bits are all ready to sexplode!!!
I mean, Robler pinning (me) on a bed….
RobWard pulling (my) thigh across his lap so I’m all straddling him, with that wonderful smile on his face….
Dear sweet baby jesus save my soul.
The reactions to the drought being over just tickle me. We are so spoiled! I keep remembering when those of us who are a little bit older on here had to wait an entire MONTH to see maybe one picture of our current heartthrob (Davy Jones, Bobby Sherman, David Cassidy, anyone?) in the next issue of Tigerbeat or 16 Magazine. That’s all there was! Now I can get a picture of Rob from this very day! Buying underwear! Poor guy. I feel so embarrassed for him! OTOH, maybe he’s diggin’ it. I mean he didn’t have to sit at the table where he would be facing out! Plus I bet he was thinking those h00rs are gonna love seeing me buying these manties.
Thank God for the internet. If I had to wait that long for new pictures of HHH I’d f*cking lose my shizz!! True Fact!
I only looked at the pic of him and Tom walking. I’ll have to take your word that the bag contains undies that will soon caress the skin of The Precious.
@imamess, interesting…you’re right. If he reeeeallly didn’t want to be papped, he wouldn’t have sat facing the window and, is it just me or was he holding up those black manties a little too much for the camera?
He was totally throwing us a bone (teehee). “See my lovely h00rs, I’m buying these black boxer/briefs for you, just picture me in them. Oh you want to remove them with your teeth? Why yes, that would be fine. Go ahead.”
Then at the restaurant, “Hey, Tom, mate, why don’t you go to the loo for a while, so I can give my h00rs a clear shot of me. Ladies, are you watching how my long fingers wrap themselves around the sauce bottle. Yeah, just like that, that’s how it is. Mhhhmm.”
Scilla- You gotta love a man that knows what his audience wants and then delivers the payload! (yeah, I said PAYLOAD)
GAH!!!I just melted into a puddle thinking he did all of that for us. Especially when his “long fingers wrap themselves around the sauce bottle. Yeah, just like that, that’s how it is. Mhhhmm.”*clean up on aisle 69*
Oh yeah, Scilla, I so have his number!
It came to me because I was in a restaurant recently and there was Hulk Hogan (OK gross but still), and was he off hidden somewhere with his cute young whatev he had with him? Noooo he was right up against the window facing into the other diners. So there was no way you could miss him. Of course I walked right by him, my b-i-l was the one that saw him. I am so oblivious to stuff. Rob could be standing right next to me and I wouldn’t notice him…..ha, ha, ha RIGHT! I would subconsiously (damn where’s spell ck) be picking up on those hawt vibes!!
And oh yeah, the fingers around that sauce bottle…did you notice how BIG that bottle was too? THUD
*tears* You h00rs have me on the floor rolling LMFAO
Love you guys!!
O.k. I’ve been trying to be good and not look at the other photos since I heard that they were a bit intrusive. C’mon, give a fellow h00r a break. You guys are KILLING me with talk about bottle stroking.
Oh Gawd now I’m gonna have dirty thoughts about the sauce bottle whenever I eat at Nando’s!
Hey imamess!!!! OMG, first I sooo remember the Tiger Beat days. Leif Garrett, my first crush. YIKES!!
OK, I so need to see sauce bottle. Thank GOD I saw the mantie shopping yesterday. I so heart Rob, giving it to us good all simple life like. . .
*once again in my Joey voice*
Shopping. Perv.
Walking down street. Perv.
Sitting at table. Perv.
Wrapping fingers around bottle. Pervvvvv.
It feels good to be home.
srl-seeing as how there are no Nando’s here, I guess I will just have to have dirty thoughts looking at ANY & EVERY sauce bottle#thatcouldbeaproblem
There’s my h00r.*in my best Joey voice* How you do-in’?
Don’t talk that way to me RM, I’ll dry hump you. You know I will!! Tee Hee!!
As long as you wear those boots you sexy gurl!!!!!!!!!#justlikeoldtimes
I gotta run. *pouts*
But, I will plan on being here tomorrow *sings to the tune of Have yourself a Merry little Christmas* “IF THE FATES ALLOW.”
SFL – did you hear Leif Garret was just busted for Heroine possesion #truestory
oh man, did she leave already?!?!?
Maybe someone other than me can post just the sauce bottle pic. I don’t think that was intrusive at all (which was the point I was trying to make..whatever)
RM – you have to see this particular bottle…it’s HUGE! Any bottle of sauce is just not the same ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkyoudo
SAPlife4me…*wink* so good to see you back! Love the new boots dahling!
Imma-I can’t imagine Rob’s sauce bottle being anything but HUGE!!!(iknowexactlywhatyoumean)
Alright, alright…I’ll do it. But let me just say that I hate the papps, but I DO love the fingers!!!!
http://s422.photobucket.com/albums/pp309/twilightmoviegifs/rob5/?action=view¤t=gallery_enlarged-100207W1_PATTIN-4.jpg