With all the Rob Goodies that leaked onto the internet yesterday, I had a hard time picking what to focus on. Needless to say, the regularly scheduled RAoR post got bumped into oblivion today lol.
OMG I can’t believe it’s almost here, we’re getting so close. It seems like ages ago I was reviewing the script and we were drooling over daily pictures of Rob in NYC *sigh* the Summer of 2009 will be hard to beat.
After seeing the latest Remember Me stills, I have decided to put my affairs in order because this movie is gonna DIE Me! HUGE!
Oh ma GAWD! How much can a h00r handle.
more Tybert after the flick & jizz…
This post needs some music, some Rob music…click and lick!
I could watch Tybert stroke his instrument all day!
*JAG looks around for her naughty nurse outfit*
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Mmmm manfur lickity lick!
Um yea so this is pretty much how I picture Rob's place...except it's missing the giant bong *wink*
Is that a manbag? Is he carrying a ManBag??
OMFG tell me that's a regulation size Bball and his hands are really that HUGE! *does the math...DIES*
Holy Hell PattinHoors, I think Rob is double jointed. Check out what his fingers are doing O.o
And I saved the best for LAST!
I look at this picture and I think:
- Rob is pressing his bone against your bean and you look like you’re asleep. That is a clear violation of Cougar law! BAD BAD EMILIE
- Hmm how hard (mmm hard) would it be to manip my face into this picture?
- Why does Tybert’s shirt match his pillow cases?
- Even watching Rob do PG sex on screen is gonna kill me and several of my Hobos GAH!
::DED::
Mmmm this picture makes me think…
- EMILIE you are fighting over the wrong hose, trust me. Let him have that one and grab the OTHER one *wink*
- he’s touching your boob with his sexy fingers! Why do you look like your watching kittens in the pet store GAH Look ready to smex him already
- bicep bump MP bicep bump MP bicep bump MP bicep bump MP bicep bump MP bicep bump MP
- um that shower looks really dirty *must fight urge to wanna clean it*
- Rob never have shower sex without a spotter, it’s verra dangerous lol
- WetRob getting his smex on will be the mother fucking end of me…so who should I leave RAoR to in my will?
WET ROB FTMFW!
Mmm let’s talk Tybert in Remember Me, have you guys made any plans to see it yet? Calling all west GTAers, I need a Robsessed buddy to see this with, the RL friends will not do!
Holy shit!!It took me all day to finally get here. I haven’t even read the post.*sits down on RAoR couch*
I am finding it hard(twss) to concentrate on the post when Rob is singing to me. He just melts me.*sliding off chair into puddle of jizz*
Seeing this puppy on the h00rtour NYC style. Can’t frickin’ wait!! And bringing my RL best with me. She wants to be a h00r
@RM said rl bestie “wants to be a h00r”
rsm *sings* “I wanna be a h00r” to the tune of Boys Don’t Cry Song I wanna be a cowboy
“riding on the h00r wagon. Following my man. His name is Rob. Can you believe that? Perving on RAor all day Plays havoc in my house. Makes me feel quite dirty, Though we all do sometimes …. I wanna be h00r.” LOL
I have drooled over these pics about 10 dif times today ( I had to work, too….so interferes w/my Robsession!)….Will sighing and snorting be allowed in the theatre? How about wooting????
So far my BFF and niece are on for the 1st SoCal showing March 12……even if we have to tak off work! Also, we’re calling in sick for the View show w/Rob…..
Any SoCal ladies wanna join us???
MOANING *BETTER* be tolerated in the theatre. I plan on going alone at a matinee on Sunday probably so I can MOAN AND GROAN FOR ROB with nobody I know with me…..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooaaaaaannnnnnn Rob GET ME WET HONEY!!!! PUT YOUR HOSE RIGHT HERE AND WET ME UP BABY!
GIVE MAMA THE HOSE…….she knows where to put IT! ROARRRRR
OW OW OWWWWW
Rob can grab my boobs ANY TIME HE wANTS. WOOF
rsm-LOL!!!! She is a total closet h00r. She lurks whenever she is with me. I told her to just submit to it. IT FEELS SOOOO GOOD(TWSS)!!
RM, way to recruit a new H00r!
rsm, “I wanna be a H00r, and Rob can be my Hobo!”
Sus, I’m calling in sick from work for The View show too!
debbo, I may have to think about going to the theatre alone too, as it is my daughter wants to go with me, but I told her that she’ll have to wait until I go and see it for the second time, that way I’ll be prepared for what’s coming(twss) and what might cause me to moan out loud!
I love love Wet Rob!!!!!…….I’ll be drooling in the theater while watching this movie….I keep staring at the shower picture and letting my mind wander.
i agree lost all concentration and i prob just caused a brain hemmorhage cause i stopped breathing lol
i love remember me. totally going to be first in line to watch it (:
The plaid shirt DOES match the pillowcase LMFAO! And I also thought the shower looked dirty. How does something so trivial get into my head after seeing wetRob? *shakes head*
If it is Rob, I am sure that any one of us h00rs would be up for some durty shower sex.#anywayicangetit
@anniepattz ikr? eeewwww there’s mold in the grout … rsm *sprays tilex* ah so much better. ok Rob let’s get wet… lol
like RM said whoamikidding ?! i’dtakedurtyshowersexwithwetRob anyway he wants to give it! #imadurtyh00r
HOw in the fuck can you all be thinking of TILEX when Rob is all wet in there? hehhehehehehh You all are so damned funny! DIRTY SEX With ROB..yes girl…there you go……fuck me against the mold. LOL I’ll use bleach afterwards. LOL
I bet there could be a personality test done on who noticed what in that shower scene. Dirty tiles? Sheesh, I didn’t even realize there were ANY tiles. But then, again, I didn’t notice his long fingers creeping over and touching her boob either. What did I zero in on, Rob’s mouth and then his hair (my two faves).
Any psychologists out there want to to a sample test on this?
I’m a dirtyHoor…that likes a clean shower GAH…but I will let it “slide” for ROB….
I am a psychologist in training…but I have lost all objectivity to even consider myself…
Hey TC1! Besides both being sexy cougars, we have something else in common…dare I out myself, but I’m also in the same field. Too embarrassed to go into more detail, because given my profession and my age, I should know way better. But hey, psychosis has its benefits. When reality sucks, being out of touch with it, is quite nice.
scilla…I have SO many things in common with you…this DOES NOT surprise me AT ALL….tee hee hee…PSYCHOSIS keeps me going on a daily basis….
tee hee hee….
xoxoxoxooxoxxoo
I really don’t now how any H00r could notice anything but Rob’s luscious mouth, his sexy hair, his lickable bicep bump, his strokable chest hair, his long fingers touching her boob, fuck for that matter, just the fact that he’s wet is enough to distract you from dirty tiles!
yes his dirty shower could be taken care of easily and quite thouroghly =)
Motherfucking hell JAG! I don’t think I need to wait for the movie to kick it…my lady bits are still seizing after looking at the stills!
Now I’m off to print all pics and hang them above my bed. Hoping the hubs isn’t offended but I can tell you now, HIS FINGERS COULD NEVER DO THAT DOUBLE JOINTED SHIT!
Thanks for the post…JAG = PURE WIN!!!!!
Can you imagine the positions Rob could get in with those fingers and those bendy legs of his? I bet every part of him is double jointed. Wait, peens don’t have joints. HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH Just joking….. I imagine those fingers could find my G SPOT backwards OR forwards…..BEND THEM BABY…..right there…..D.O.N.’T. M.O.V.E from that spot …..heehehehheheheh
Rob would be kick ass at Yoga, wouldn’t he now? I want to bend him every which way but loose. WOOF
I will def die and die alone since I cant take my RL friends BOO
JAG, if you lived close to me I’d go w/ you. Luckily my sister is a fan so I know she’ll go…I won’t have to die alone in a movie theater panting Rob’s name as I go. My sister can at least stuff my mouth with candy so that the perception of my sanity is still firmly intact when I kick it. LOL!
When it comes to my RL friends I would definitely die alone, but when it comes to all of you H00rs, it would end up being one hell of a party!
JAG – make the trek to the T. I’ll do the same. We can die in each other’s arms. *sigh* screw Tybert (twss)… that sounds friggin romantic…
Seriously, you are so right about not seeing this movie with RL friends. I am sooo afraid of what my normal adult friends will think if they look over and catch me sliding off the theater seat in a puddle of my own drool (and other bodily fluids) with a look on my face of complete Robtardation. I am toast.
My moaning would be a dead give away.
LMAO “Robtardation”!!!
I wonder how many people are gonna take their young kids to see it? I pity them having to explain why so many ladies are making strange noises!
LMAO, SRL… though, poor kiddies are going to be traumatised…
Jag, there will be no one to leave RAOR to because all us pattinhoors will be dead right along with you, happily buried with our hobo’s and thoughts of tybert on top of us, or in the shower…mmmm….wet rob….lit’rally gotta go get a jump on the hobo action bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
@hot4rob….Lurve your avi….pure sex-stare eyes…..
Please… how do I download the song???
HERE IS A FREE HUG FOR ALL THE EMO RAoR h00rs! I’m sending a snow melting machine also.
TURN IT UP! And don’t smack me cause they over played it when it came out….it’s a sweet idea and a good song. I LOVE YOU GUYS.
Thanks Debbo! Big ~~HUG~~ right back to you! Sending you a muffler in exchange for the snow melting machine!!!
capri….HEE hEE…hopefully not a muffler that’s been DRUG over the ground like some dumb ass who thought she had 4 wheel drive with an empty van. Dumb ass me..the van was FULL of music gear..you’d think I’d know better….NOT. sigh
THANKS for the hug back. I’ll be coughing and hacking the van Volkswagon sounding style to the shop for sure today. Can’t go my usual 85 mph with this….
SNOW MELTING MACHINE IN THE MAIL.
MAYBE I should have let ROB PATTINSON drive my van. huh? hahahhahahahah
NOT!!!! I love you Rob, but you can’t drive worth a shit. hehehhehehehe
TAXI?????
Can I get a full body massage with that hug? I just woke up and I am aching from head to toe from all the shoveling! Now they say 12″ – 20″ more inches coming! debbo – get the guest room ready, I’m heading down to see you!
Hey that was a great video and song. I think Dave Matthews also had a hug video a few years back?
Debbo- Thanks for the warm thoughts! Very sweet of you.
Yseterday was just about as low as I’ve been in a long time, you guys and HHH pulled me out of my winter depression.
I swear I was one more inch of snow away from sticking my head in the oven when out of the darkness a ray of light (Beanie Rob) appeared and things didn’t seem so bad anymore. Thanks guys!!!
That video is really sweet! Thanks debbo!
Me Likein WET ROB lol
Wow fantastic post!! LLC..the pillow case lookin like his shirt
Oh I am plannin on seeing it a couple of times that weekend already, gettin my sisters and a couple more and taken them with…even if they don’t know what it’s about they already agreed to go
leavin you all with a few new creations ♥
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm66/jolori54/Rms.jpg
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm66/jolori54/RM4.jpg
Those are gorgeous bb!!
thanks RM!
so who you takin with to see it, anyone??
OMG musician Rob…sigh!
Your welcum bb. I’ll be seeing that puppy with a bunch of h00rs!!! And my RL bestie, she wants to be a h00r.#lurker What about you??
Oh well I don’t really hang out with anybody besides all of you haha!!
But so far I’m being accompanied with 7 others! and only one of them know what it’s about, the rest are just along for the.. um… ride
Dearest Jolori….OMF’ingGAWD….that first one is so, so beautiful….2nd one cool, too. Are we gonna make it through this???? Then we have Eclipse, and THEN: Bel Ami! Just finished reading the script and the book, and shit-on-a-shingle, is that gonna be something? I just hope I don’t drop dead of a heart attack….lotsa, lotsa sexin’ gonna be happening in that one!
Beautiful. CLICK SAVE…..so lovely! THANK YOU.
Gorgeous! Thank you!
both are really beautiful—<3
thanks Jolori! You’re wicked genius!!
Beautiful!
Really nice, Jolori!
Those are beautiful Jolori! Especially that first one, it’s my fave!
Thank you ladies <3
@Sus-I don't think we're gonna make it through this year, just wait till the Bel Ami pics start comin out
musicRob is one of my favs as well
Jolori…those are great! Especially love the first one! Thanks bb! <3
Very, very nice! Thanks for sharing.
Yep…made the music one my screensaver….Rob playing music, or doing anything that involves his fingers, just does me in…..D*E*D*……..
O M R!!!!!!!!! these are gorgeous! and breath taking!! thanks.
I’m looking forward to some throwing me up on a wall sex… I mean him… ummm her?
YEA for wall sex!
Rob cracks those fingers one by one or all at one time, it is the only thing I Cannot stand anything to do with bone. Perhaps he can do anything with those fing … help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.
I do that too….it’s a stress reliever to crack my fingers. I can’t play the piano till I do it. I can ALMOST bend mine like his, but not all the way like he can. wow
This movie is going to kill us all…
I think I lived in an apartment with a couch like that orange one in college…we didn’t use a bong. Instead we had a tray hidden under the couch…wink wink.
Violation of Cougar Law hahahaha….Amen sister!
hehehhehehheheh drizl. papers here…eat the evidence. Many MANY moons ago. I’m wired backwards, it made me wild instead of mellow. sigh. So I am boring and on beer now a days. College….ah those were the days…..Pink Floyd anyone?
“eat the evidence” – I like it! Makes for great sex too – I really miss that.
Oh Debbo-I have spent A LOT of my time being Comfortably Numb…..and that was NO WHERE NEAR their best stuff!!!
Hey I was born and raised in B.C! Need I say more?
As usual, your captions kill me!
Why does that living room look like Bret & Jemaine’s apartment in Flight of the Conchords?? Perhaps all fleabag shitholes look the same in NY?
It’s funny you should mention that Rob looks double jointed there, because ever since the Summmer of Smexy, I have drooled over the double jointed possibilities that this pic brought to mind for me.
http://twitpic.com/126i3i
I know it’s the vomititious purple shirt, but just LOOK AT THAT ELBOW BEND!!!! Can you fucking IMAGINE what that boy can do? How BENDY he can get?
*DIED*
I imagine that Rob can get VERY, VERY bendy. His whole hot sexy body is all wonky, bendy, Gumby-like,and that makes for some very interesting fantasies (I’m going into the gutter, who’s coming with???)
This movie is gonna keep lots of Paramedics very busy while it’s out.
OK, I’m not crazy. I know I’m a total Flight of the Conchords uber dork fan, but tell me this apartment doesnt look really fucking similar! I know they used a real apartment in NY, I wonder if it was the same, or one that was close to it?
http://twitpic.com/126jfy
My bits are tingling just thinking of the possibilities!! I just really want him to BEND me over and work his magic!!*steps to dumpster w/ Lynda, knee pads in hand*Hold on, I’m cumming(twss)
They call me the hiphopopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless! ;P
@foof – How Bendy Can He Get????? Gah!!!!!
Gah! FOTC!!! I come here today, dying from the effin wet Rob and bed Rob and then this? Honestly, girls.
I’m the mother flippin… Who’s the mother flippin…
And the bird episode is one of my all-time faves. So effin funny I nearly peed myself. For reals! Kisses!
Holy shit, foof, that is some crazy detective work there. I just really, really studied those photos and I believe you’re right! Same molding, same color, same position of the window. Holy frickin gah. Soo cool!
PS Some time you need to tell me how you got to meet Jemaine. I’d completely die. I think he’s working on a new character or comedy routine (with Bret or without, I’m not sure). Do you know what’s going on with them? Kthxandbye!
Foof….Poof..I AM F*CKING DED….the thought of EYEF*CK Man with SUPER Bendy Powers to Boot…
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I’m pretty bendy too, so I figure Rob and I can just get together and make a human knot!LMFAO!
not crazy, foof, I definitely had a FotC moment there too!
@MyRobbie Yay, another fotc lover!!
Girl, I met them both TWICE!! (but drooled all over Jemaine!) I’m in an extremely dorky online fanclub that started on myspace. We all kept track of their tours and knew when they were doing meet & greets after the shows. They are both SO SWEET to their fans and Jemaine has a memory for his fans that would shock you.
I know he’s got some movies coming out, and he’s supposed to be hooking up with Taika Waititi back in New Zealand to do some more comedy stuff, but no definite word yet. He and Bret BOTH got married and had babies last year, so they are really busy.
OHH me likes! I’ve been drooling over these damn pics all day I love it.. this movie will be the death of me. I will need shamwow sweatpants because just the panties won’t do. I will need a moan silencer and I have already gotten a few of the girls from uni addicted to fic and I’ve recruited 1 h00r already to come with me to see it, bc I agree that RL friends.. well that just isn’t acceptable. I’d be so embarrassed. But yes, I think that is all– *scrolling back up to wet rob and bed rob* Fantasizing in 3-2-1-POOF bzzzzzzzzz
wayyfarerr said “Shamwow Sweatpants” (giggling)
JAG, I love your caption for the 4th pic down! Do you need more batteries? Cause I’ll give you some, I’ve got plenty!
*le sigh* His music soothed my aching body! (I have the flu.) And his special giggles & laughs throughout it made me smile. *le fucking swoon*
As always, JAG, your captions, tags, & analysis of the pics made me giggle. I heart you.
*crawls back to bed*
Have a good day, loves!
♥ Christina
“le fucking swoon” LMFAO
Feel better dearest!
Hope you feel better.*tucking you in to bed*
Feel better, BB, and sweet RobDreams!
Oh, no – and here I was thinking you were celebrating the superbowl win! Hope you feel better soon – go the saints!
ps I have no idea about the superbowl (being an Aussie) but it sounds like it’s a big deal, especially for the New Orleans folk. I hope it put a smile on your face.
Feel better soon, Christina! I was up all night – literally – with a sick child pukin’ her guts out….Good times.
The flu??? That sucks! *feeling forehead* Do you need some juice?
Feel better bb
Feel better Christina!
Oh Christina….take two Robs and call us in the morning…
{Hugs}
Awww Christina, I know how you feel! I’ve felt like crap since yesterday! Take care, and hopefully you’ll be back to your regular self soon!<3
Thanks for all the well wishes, ladies. I’m currently hacking up lungs & running a 103 fever. Major mofo suckage!
Going to bed hoping to dream about bendy Rob, but alas I’ll probably be boxblocked and dream about freaking Gumby instead. Night h00rs…hoping for more pretty tomorrow!
I think he was just PERFECT during REMEMBER ME. He looked the right weight and his hair looked great smashed or styled and it was just SEXY AS HELL.
http://twitpic.com/yx75w
LoL sweet dreams drizl. I dunno, Gumby’s pretty hot too. That could be an interesting dream.
debbo – I agree. RM is pure Rob at his best, or so it looks. I CANNOT wait.
That is one sexy picture!
I can’t wait to see this movie. I need someone to go with too. My sister said she would go since she loves Pierce Brosnan, but she won’t understand the fool I make of myself in the theater. Anyone here in the Dallas/Ft.Worth area? This Texan needs a Robbsessed buddy too!
DFW (Carrollton) In the house.
More than happy to meet a fellow h00r for some Big Screen Rob!
Let me know when and where.
I’m so excited. Big Screen Rob, here we come.
Email me and we can make plans.
My email is snickerdoodle6949@gmail.com.
Can’t wait to meet a fellow h00r!!
*waves hand*
Rob obsessed one over here in Aledo (outside of Fort Worth)
Definitely making plans to see RM!!!
*Waves back* Hi hellokittee
I’m in Keller. Maybe we can all get together to see HHH in RM. I’m hoping for Friday night, but none of the theaters have info yet. Email me. Can’t wait.
I’ve created a YaHoo! group for h00rs in NTex.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ntexpattinh00rs
We want to get together for the RM premier.
Come join us.
Gotta get to bed. Kids have no school, supposed to get like 16 more inches of snow.
But, Mr.Much goes back to work and for me it is business as usual.Kids do whatever they want while mommy looks at the pretty all day.#itsagoodlife
Sleep tight h00rs. 31 days until angry up against the wall sex. #justgiveittousalready
@RM – “31 days until angry up against the wall sex. #justgiveittousalready” LMAO. Here, here, sistah!!
31 days, I’m so jealous of you all, we have to wait until April for this to come out here. I can’t wait that long, I need that wall sex NOW.
HA! HA! HA! LMFAO! JAG, you are so hilarious!
I wish I could comment further, but I have severe sinus pressure and I’m having a hard time breathing which is making it hard(twss) to concentrate, so I think I’m just gonna turn in for the night and come back to play tomorrow!
GoodNight All!<3
You feel better, too, sweetie!!!
Hope this makes you feel better. Rob kissing you goodnight.
He must whistle all the time as there’s a few like this and I LOVE THEM.
SMOOCH to Rob.
http://twitpic.com/z32ew
I’m sorry to hear that you aren’t feeling very good. Hope you have a better day today. I get to play ALL day, hope to “see” you around
Ooo I get sinus infections all the time. Feel better
Thanks ladies! Your kind words mean so much to me!<3
31 days too long if you ask me! I love the comment about the shower being dirty. After recovering from the vision on wet Rob, my eyes went immediately to that moldy grout. I thought, geez, Tattward wouldn’t be caught dead in that shower!
Oh, and the pillow cases matching the shirt! LMAO! He clearly had his sewing kit on set and made the the pillow cases out of a spare plaid shirt he had laying around.
Bone against the bean….NO WORDS! *peeingpantsasItypethis*
JAG…when I saw the bit about his Bone against the Bean, it reminded me of what one of the OBs that I work with (so inappropriately) calls Extra-Friendly Relations with Yourself…he calls it “plucking the peanut”!
And, any self-respecting Rob H00r has done plenty of that lately with all of these pictures coming (twss) at us!
“Bone against the Bean”, “Plucking the Peanut”, I don’t think I’m gonna be able to look at a legume the same way again!
you guys have turned me into a real pattinh00r. i asked my innocent ex-son-in-law 2 go with me 2 see it but he hasn’t said yes. guess i’m stuck going by myself. ah, well, all the more hotness for me!! OH! and i’m borrowing my mom’s attends just so i won’t stick to the seat! wonder if the theatre management would notice if i brought my hobo with me–can you imagine a theatre-full of cougars with hobos on??
have to say i love the bed pic, the shower pic, hell, any pic of rob including the new eclipse ones that were released today. you guys really have me perving . . . . . . . . . . BAAAAD!!!!
“theatre full of cougars with hobos on” ROTFL LMAO. I like the adult diapers idea….wouldn’t even have to get up to go to the bathroom. tee hee. Srsly, I won’t drink a thing just for that reason! I will not miss a minute or a second of this film~~
Any one in the Kansas City area?? I may be going to this by myself…I do NOT want to go with Mr. Roxie. That would just be so wrong….I cannot properly drool sitting next to the hubs!
Great post ladies! It’s after midnight and I”m off to bed!
Movie theatre sounds like this…..with the hobos….
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz twist twist twist twist….
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhh hahhahhahahah
debbo—that was graphically audible or audibly graphic—LMFAO—<3
Need to design a silencer for the Hobo lol
WE HooRs are not going to need adult diapers we are going to have our personalized SnuGWoWs….
We will have th Stoli Logos on them….with our stripper names embroidered on the front………….they absorb all fluids…..hubba hubba…..and our huge enough for us to hide our hobos underneath………….
Raaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr………
Hello…………does anyone still have the F*cking hilarious SnuGWow Video?????
I am a techtward and can’t find??????????????
@snickerdoodle and RM,
I’m so sorry, but I just kidnapped both of your avis and had my way with them behind the dumpster. I promise I’ll send them back to you unharmed.
As long as he is unharmed and raring to go, no harm no foul. LOL
He may or may not have a few bite marks. *hangsheadinshame* But nothing permanent, I promise.
I may just have to kidnap yours for a little fun of my own. He is yummy!!!!
I’m taking both of your avis and fucking them senseless. You may need a “wet one” when I’m done. LOL
I VOLUNTEER to be the SHOWER SEX SPOTTER for Rob. Just picture him in Italy shirtless and where the spotter guy had his hands. I want my hands on Rob’s ass as he THRUSTS into Emilie against the wall. Maybe I’ll even squeeze and push a little. LOL
SPOTTER….>READY SIR! debbo salutes. HANDS READY….ass ready Rob?
@debbo, bwha,ha,ha,ha,ha! Shower sex spotter! Priceless! I think he needs a spotter in the front too, he looks a little unstable.
SPOTTER #2——READY SIR! rtpgirl gets on knees to duck out of shot. Well,well,well, Mr. Pattinson, what do we have here? It’s okay sweetie, don’t be embarassed, I’ll take care of that for you.
rtpg-I know what you mean.*winking at Snickerdoodles’ avi” Rome Rob does something to a h00r and he totally owns my ass. But, your avi with those GORGEOUS, LONG, STRONG fingers up by his mouth….now THAT is a firestarter!!!!Kind of make me think of “I Love LA”. That was a good story!!!!
I’ll take some tagteam action from snickerdoodle’s and RM’s avis, then I’ll switch it up, and take rtpgirl’s and debbo’s avis! Nothing like a little variety to spice things up!LOL!
HOLY HELL.
That is all I am able to say right now.
Nuff Said *giggles*
LOL I did NOT notice the dirty shower or the matching pillowcases, and I spent plenty of time staring at those pics today.
I find it so easy to mentally substitute myself for Emilie in that bed pic. I can just imagine him pressing his hips against me like that. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD…
Sorry, just needed a moment there…
Unfortunately, I have no RL friends who even remotely care about Rob, so chances are I’ll be seeing RM all by myself (which, quite frankly, is OK with me… no distractions!). Though I might make hubs come with me just to drive me home, ’cause I’m not sure I’ll make it in my Rob-induced euphoric haze…
“I find it so easy to mentally substitute myself for Emilie in that bed pic. I can just imagine him pressing his hips against me like that. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD…”
Fuck me. That put a vision in my head for bed….god I hope I have Robdreams tonight!
I caught the pillowcase/shirt thing, missed the dirty shower but now that I can see it I am fighting the urge to get the rubber gloves on and disinfect!!! you know what, shove her out of the picture, leave the disinfectant to the side and that leaves me in rubber gloves with Wet Rob in the shower. WIN!
RM *Spoiler Alert*
I already told my husband that he was going to see this movie with me. I will most likely need a pitstop before we go home to be ‘serviced’ after watching HHH be a normal 23 year old guy and not keep his virtue til marriage. Yep lady bits will be screaming.
Can’t fucking wait til this movie even though it is going to rip my fucking heart out. So I will be a crying horny hot mess and the only person who can help me with that is my hubby.
Rob the Musican is my biggest weakness, cuz I know it is his first love.
JAG Can I please download that song. Please, with naked wet Rob on top!!!
How many hubbies/boyfriends will be getting lucky on premiere day? LOL
“Rob the Musican is my biggest weakness, cuz I know it is his first love.”
Ditto. And because it’s mine as well. Rob in any musical capacity is GOD to me.
Hey Girl! The hubs wouldn’t mind going with me, but when I asked if he would carry my extra shamwow panties, spare Hobo & wet-naps he said I better just go with my girlfriends. Then come home and play “Tybert sinarios” with him all I want. Yeah!!! I wonder if there’s a place to rent shower spotters? <3's,bb!
~Capri Holy Shit LMFAO!!! *wipes tears* can’t stop laughing!
k that answers my question *see below*
JAG it’s so hard (thatswhathesaid) to concentrate on typing something coherent with Rob singing this song. Gah! I love him singing especially when he makes that mmmmm sound. fuck me he’s so adorkable when he laughs, so cute! Yea Rob sing it “we’ll mmmelt into each others eyes mmm”
ah hell O.o.o.o.o !!! Oh man, is right!
rsm melts into a *puddle of goo*
*whew* now it’s over *ahem* rsm straightens up!
love how the set decorators and wardrobe people coordinated matching his plaid shirt with his plaid pillow case. LOL
I tote wouldn’t care if they matched his clothing up with the couch seat cushions or wallpaper as long as he is visible… I’m dying to see this movie and tote can’t wait to watch it with my posse of Rob luvin’ h00rs in NYC! Whoot!
H00r tour!!!*fist bumps rsm*
Hey girl,
I think that I am going to need someone to see this movie with here in Chicago. Maybe we can meet up when you get back from NYC??
There is no way that I can see this with my husband, and keep from going insane. He’ll just have to reap the benefits when I get home…
OH.MY.GOD. First things first…that awesome fucking giggle at the end of the song? Wow! His voice is like a flogger across my skin.
All I see is Rob’s fingers on a(my) boob. Double-jointed, twisty, bendy, reachy fingers, oh yeah that’s the spot….blacking…outtt…… Jesus, that shower scene is gonna kill me. I also noticed in the “Rob’s Place” pic his dood friend has a flippin’ cuff thingy on. WTF? That is NOT allowed dood! Slowly take off the cuff, and put it on Robs wrist where it belongs!
I also LOL at the ball pic because take a look at Emilie’s expression…she looks pretty impressed herself. I so wanna beat her down and away from Rob with a Vamp, I wouldn’t allow my precious (Hobo) anywhere near her after seeing that look.
I would love to go and see this movie with you JAG, or any of you Lovely PattinAngels if I could! I have a couple of really understanding girlfriends that will put up with the sound of my Hobo buzzzzing away during the movie….I hope. Otherwise I’ll just have to do the “Pee Wee Herman” in the back corner.
We got a pounding of Robporn today! It was like Ask and Ye Shall Receive. Great post as usual, JAG!
p.s. I miss you Shell :’( <3~Capri
WTF Capri your hubby won’t take you??? *snicker*
Hey did you see the pic where Rob bought Black Boxer/Brief Manties??? Yeah can’t wait for that Peak-A-Boo moment. Black Manties kinda my weakness!! fuck me!! Yum
Love your post BB <3
Hey email me if you ever wanna shoot the shit
beckyluvstwilight@hotmail.com
Shell cum back to us!!! We miss you!!
Omg black boxer/briefs are a weakness of mine too!!!
I luv listening to him play the guitar portions of the song, I can see it in my mind…swoon
I second that swoon!
THE LAST TWO threw me over the edge of the Grande Canyon yesterday. To see Rob in the shower with Emilie and he’s gazing at her boobs and looking all playful and fuckable….AHHHHHHHHHH.
Then he’s on the bed. My god the meters are in the red people! THE METERS ARE IN THE RED!!!!!!!
OW OW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
He’s just perfect in “REMEMBER ME”. The best weight, his hair is the right length smashed down or up and messy. His clothes are just ROB and he’s playful and emotional and sensitive and aggressively sexual and I AM GOING TO NEED 2 SHAMWOWS and one of those fans with the water sprayers attached in the theatre. HAHHAHAHAHHA
HOSE HER DOWN PEOPLE, SHE’S GOING TO BLOW~! COME HERE ROB, I’LL JUST BLOW YOU!
WOOF
Those pictures were what we all NEEDED BADLY!
WEARNT THEY AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL????
THEY MADE MY DAY SATURDAY when I came home from my gig and saw his face smiling and those beautiful REMEMBER ME outtakes I was SO THRILLED AND HAPPY.
And then sunday after I fucked up my van (getting it repaired today, I think it’s the muffler) and those two sexy pictures I WAS LIKE THANK YOU GOD YOU SENT ME SOME REVIVING MEDS!
ROB ROB ROB WE LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!
You make us SO HAPPY with your gorgeous bad ass self and your acting that’s so charming.
TAKE ME I’M YOURS. LOL Yeah right, get in line!
Oh debbo, you put it all so perfectly… ROB ROB ROB WE LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!!!! I am still trying to recover from gazing at ShowerRob and BedRob… so fucking hot…. I am completely overdone and burnt up.
You can REALLY REALLY TELL by the timbre of his voice and the way he sings that Rob’s been listening to the old blues masters from Mississippi besides Van Morrison and all his other favs. If you go listen to those old OLD OLD OLD blues guys they have this almost inaudible lyric presentation and lots of BELTING and MOANING licks and minor intervals of course. YOU CAN JUST TELL he’s into the blues, but not just modern blues……THE OLD GUYS!!!!!!
Such a great song and he sings with such soul… the OLD GUYS’ soul fed blues… I love his expressive voice. “Belting and Moaning”… so Rob so Rob so Rob… so deep.
OLD OLD OLD…this guy INVENTED Rock and Roll. That’s where the ROLLING STONES are rooted in. ROBERT JOHNSON….they listened to all this stuff and believe me SO DID ROB!! If not Robert Johnson, then some of the other old old old old traditional mississippi Delta blues guys. You can tell from his vibrato, his high octave jumps, his belting style and the hard to understand lyrics….all blues licks and he just made them his own and more modern….more folkier.
YES I know this shouldn’t be here and THIS IS NOTHING like Rob performing below…but it’s about the ONLY time you’ll her Jimi Hendrix playing the blues on ACOUSTIC GUITAR and it’s one of my favorite videos. It always gets pulled and I have to go find a new version of it ….Bad ass brother kicked fucking ass. YOU DO KNOW THEY MADE A MOLD OF HIS PEEN right? I saw it in a book about JIMI HENDRIX one time. THE ACTUAL PICTURE. The man was HUNG like a horse. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
And now back to our regularly scheduled program from peen dreams of JIMI
I named my cat after this guy also. LOL
PS..NOTICE THE SIZE OF JIMI HENDRIX’s THUMBS in the video above. Remind you of anyone?
WARNING….>SEX VIDEO BELOW….OF JIMI HENDRIX and his CAST MOLDED PEEN. DO NOT WATCH IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE IT! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
I SUBMIT to the court of RAoR h00RS that we have a mold of Rob’s PEEN MADE for the women of the world who love him. NOW THAT WOULD BE THE REAL DEAL “HOBO”!!!!!!!!!! ROBVRATOR.
I know he’s listened to this guy also…I’m sure. SERIOUS sexual metaphors in the lyrics…hehhehhehe
I would part with a lot of my hard earned cash for the Robvrator. Where do I sign up for one (or maybe two, always wise to have a spare).
JAG firstly great post god i can’t wait to see remember me but secondly gah! cos here in the uk we don’t fucking get it until 2nd april why summit why new zealand gets it on the 11th march most other places the 12 th march why do we have to wait so much longer
*stamps foot*
Sarah, Im with you!!!
I feel that as a Canadian citizen living in the UK that I should demand special priviledges from the embassy so that Remember Me opens the same day here as it does in North America!
It is a breach of our human rights!
3 weeks is an eternity for a Pattinh00r!
I’m with you both!
It’s pissing me off big time that we have all the extra waiting! I’m going to die with the waiting…..
*so sad*
X
Sue, I could actually cry when I think about having to wait the extra 3 weeks, thats normal right?
IGD: Totally normal as I feel the same! I can hardly bear to read the “only XXX days to go” posts…..it hurts too much
Bastard film companies hate us in the UK.
X
I know the wait may kill me…I mean who do we have to sleep with to get cinematic equality…perhaps a certain executive producer on the film!?
Oh yes please, Blacklace, I could convince him, just give me 5 minutes with him and we will get it before any other country does!
Muahahahaha!
*Blacklace strokes kitty (not that one you durty girl…thats robs job hehe…!)*
We will not be deprived!!!
Hey, JAG….think it’s time to raise the JizzCon level! It’s gettin’ hawt and hormonal around here, and we still have 31 days to go!!!
I agree…..JizzCon level upped for sure! hehheheheheh Those pictures jizzed my jizzer big time.
Good point! and not before time, that drought and RL kicked so many h00rs asses the last few weeks so bad some of them havent even made it back here!
I think you may be right!
This movie is going to kill me. The robmedics will be dragging my corpse from theatre, my cold dead finders wrapped around a hobo.
‘my cold deal fingers wrapped around a hobo’ LMFAO the morgue will be overflowing with us dead h00rs
I’m tempted to buy a new, shiny hobo especially for RM viewing as it will be totally DEAD by the time the credits come up and I’ll have to abandon it in the cinema! I pity the poor person who has to clean up after each showing……..a floor littered with destroyed hobos
X
“floor littered with destroyed hobos” ewwww, there’s a visual…..LOL!
Probably be picking up some dead h00rs off the floor too!
LMFAO! I can see it now, the EMTs will be dragging all of the bodies of the dead H00rs out of the theatre, while a faint buzzing sound is heard…
EMT#1 “What the Hell is that buzzing sound?”
EMT#2 “I don’t know but it sounds like it’s coming from their crotches”
EMT#1 “Well look to see what’s causing it!”
EMT#2 “WTF?!!”
SRL:
“I don’t know but it sounds like it’s coming from their crotches”
I almost pissed my pants laughing !!!
X
I’ll be curious to see how many of us get thrown out of the theatre for moaning or screaming too loud in the throes of Roborgasms…LOL! Maybe I’ll take one of Professor Masen’s bowties to put around my mouth during the film!
I love it when Rob gets that “pissed off at the papz” ANGRY FACE ….like in the picture of Rob on the bicycle. MMMMMMM. Pissed off Rob for the mother fucking win.
WHO WANTS TO HAVE ANGRY SEX WITH ROB?
Line forming here……..TAKE IT OUT ON ME BABY…THRUST WITH CONVICTION!!!!!
WOOF
ANGRY ROB mad at the PAPZ picture face. OOOH I want to have sex with THAT.
PS….notice the last word of the URL below. HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
Misspelled, but appropriate. LOL I think more than 11 will “cuhm”.
http://twitpic.com/11cuhm
Second on line please!!!!
*lookin’ around* line’s not very long. We may get extra angry Rob sexin’. I am up for that(twhs).
Joining the line
I’m in line now too! If the line stays this short does that mean we each get a few turns?
God, I hope so. Many, many turns. Please.
I’m here, I’m here….where’s the end of the line? I wouldn’t want to jump anybody…I mean jump in front of anyone!!
Joining the queue…..well, he’s only 23 – he can keep up! X
Look at Rob’s hairy wittle legs in the one of him on the couch. LOTS OF MANFUR on Rob. I just want to rub myself ALL OVER his furry wittle body. SIGH
Or “waller” (wallow) all over him as we Southerners would say!
@Debbo, that’s exactly what I was thinking. He’s got the perfect amount of fur, EVERYWHERE (that tuck scene had its advantages). Mmmm, furry, fuzzy Robbie, yummy.
“purrrrrr”
RM Will be the DED of all of us…
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2010/02/robert-pattinson-new-remember-me-stills.html
IKR, I’m f*cking dead already! Srsly its scary what these pictures are doing to me! put that on the BigScreen, Holy F*ck!
JAG—another one of those days when you have outdone yourself (& that ain’t easy)—great post—one that sets a lot in motion—don’t we all wish we could play bones on beans with the beautiful one—
so after we all are died over HHH as Tybert, have only one question—do PattinAngels play on harps in hell or does Satan have s.th. better in store for us to play on—maybe a trumpet to blow or a bone for some rhythm—& if all we get is a harp, might just as well be bored to death & go straight to heaven—
after seeing Tybert on the big screen, of course—<3
LMAO! ‘bone for rhythm’ put me down for that!
Satan requires an electric Les Paul guitar with a wah wah pedal using Marshall amps.
I’m always down for a good game of bones and beans with HHH.*waving train ticket*
I’ve got my ticket ready!
Wet Rob seals it – Fuck I’m taking the opening day off and buying a day pass for this movie, I’m just sitting there drooling all day long. Wonder if they give you a discount for all day watching???
He’s so bendy, he has elbows like mine, can totally rotate my elbows and fingers like my brother my family are all double jointed. It’s probs why his feet do weird stuff, our ankles flip around.
So many funny lines JAG – you keep us from feeling all down so thank you! It’s like we pull your energy from you – that’s why you’re feeling down.
You know shouldn’t the script supervisor have noticed that his shirt matches the sheets?
He is totes touching Emily’s boob there *jealous*
Random thought here – If Rob jumped from chasity belt wearing Edward to smexy, dirty George in Bel Ami, the women of the world would just disintegrate. RM is just the stepping stone we need to acclimate. You’re so smart Rob!
I’ll be on the Hoor tour with the rest the East coast h00rs (and anyone else that is going) BUT I will also be AT THE RED CARPET PREMIER ON THE 1ST!!!!! There is NO WAY IN HELL I am going to miss him walking the Red Carpet when I am sooo close! I kick myself for not getting into the city during the filming!
I must have missed the post when you guys were reviewing the script #musthavebeenabductedbyaliensthatday
I would LOVE to discuss with someone who read it. My email is pattincake@yahoo.com
Hey pattincake! Are you really going to the premiere? Gah! Wish I could, but think may push DH over the edge.
As I said before, though, if I had tickets to Fallon or won the Popsugar contest, I’d totally risk DH’s “wrath”, such as it is *snicker*, to get a glimpse of the pretty in RL.
Still want to meet up this weekend for coffee? Let me know! Can’t wait for the h00rtour, too! Woot!
pattincake, you have to hold up a sign that says “Rob, please wear the black Stoli shirt.” Can’t wait to hear the deets.
@MyRobbie, yes, we have to meet up for coffee this weekend!!! Listen BB – there is no way you can live in jersey and NOT go to the premier!!! Think of all the poor h00rs that can’t get there!!! We need to go to represent RAoR!!! Come Oooooonnnnn!!!! JK – no pressure – really *wink wink* I have to take my kids to an orhtodintist appt on Sat. so maybe after that, or whenever is a good time for you – email me
!!!
@scilla – I will def hold a sign for the Stoli shirt. I just have to find out what theatre it’s going to be at. I’m sure it’s in Times Square, and I’ll probably just have to follow the screaming but i want to get there early (pre screaming)
I have to remember Kelly’s advice – be calm, cool, and collected – no screaming! TC and priceless might have to help me with that
Pattincake, I have the perfect solution. Have one of th h00rs put duct tape over your mouth. Then they can write, “Rob, please wear the Stoli shirt” on the duct tape. Rob will definitely notice a grown woman with duct tape on her mouth, you’ll get the Stoli message out AND you won’t scare him off by screaming.
@scilla – LMAO – I think that just might work!!!
News update – Mr. PC just informed me that I’m not going ANYWHERE without a RL friend so I just invited him – let’s see what happens. He either comes with me, or there will be WWlll in the pattincake house!
@Pattincake,
My hubbys first question was, “Am I going to be the only man?” It’d be great if I could tell him no. Alright Mr. Cake, you have to come along now!
Tell “Mr. PC” I’m sorry I called him Mr. Cake. *snicker*
rptgirl – OK, I will tell “Mr. Cake” that “Mr. Girl” is coming too – LMAO