A Detail-ed Three-Way with Robert Pattinson

Happy Monday! Just wanted to apologize to y’all for not being around much over the last few days. I’ve been feeling a little emo and I have no idea why. I wasn’t in the mood to perv or read or anything…very out of character for me.  I’m hoping to shake it off this week and have a little fun here!

So ya had to know that when that new Details magazine photo dropped a few days ago that we were going to 3-way that bad boy. Well here it is…you may be surprised by what we say.

myrobertpattinson: what did yall think of the details leaked pic. i think the rest will finish me off for good if this one is the preview we should 3 way that fucker

JAG: ruh oh

Rob in Details Magazine

the three-way after the strip & lick…

MP: I don’t think it’s as hot as his other photo-shoots. I like my men dirty not CEOs

JAG: “can i interest you in the extended warranty plan” StereoSalesmanRob

myrobertpattinson: LOL

JAG: ruh oh Im kinda meh about the pic  its the hair maybe

myrobertpattinson: REALLY omg time out for both of you get in the corner!

JAG: i told you I’m off today, im not my usual   r u taking my perving passport away?

MP: Yeah, i don’t like the hair slick either.

JAG: its ken doll hair

MP: I grew up with preppie boys. I don’t like em.

myrobertpattinson: dood look at his eyes

myrobertpattinson: or his left eye

JAG: i will reconsider

MP: Private School Good ol boy rob

JAG: he looks bored did u notice there are covered buttons on the shirt yea that’s how bored I am

MP: That’s a high quality shirt there. I’d love to ebay it.

MP: No doubt he’s beautiful. No matter what he’s wearing.  Sigh.

JAG: the jacket is like the loaner u get when u show up at a restaurant and you don’t have one

myrobertpattinson: ok crop the hair and drop the jacket  focus on the face and the chest hair

JAG: there’s no spark in his eyes

myrobertpattinson: it’s his sad eyes pic from GQ

Sad Panda

JAG: don’t get me wrong id still fuck him  heehee

MP: They could put him in a pink tutu and I’d still get all tingly down below.

myrobertpattinson: imagine the sparkle of the blue green in his eyes

JAG: now who’s the salesman Jen lol

myrobertpattinson: the color of the water in tahiti

MP: Imagine? Haven’t you SEEN it?

JAG: ok ok I’ll take one to go, can you wrap him up?

MP: SOLD!

myrobertpattinson: omg i am so about to bitch slap both of you with my hobo!

JAG: promises

MP: Ugh. Blame it on the international thing. I’m poor and Jag’s emo. We’re off today. I’d love to have his color of hair. Maybe I’ll take his pic to my hairdresser. She doesn’t speak much english. i’d come home with a crew cut.

JAG: MP its black and white u want b&w hair

myrobertpattinson: LMFAO

MP: I said HIS picture not THIS picture silly.

JAG: I’m trying to write my grocery list thats how great I think this pic is

myrobertpattinson: i wanna nibble his ear  cos i know it’s clean here

JAG: im gonna be bitchslapped at Raor if i post this

MP: I bet his ears are full of wax

JAG: ear wax argghh looking at it again

myrobertpattinson: imma crop it so yall can focus on what is important

Okay a little better here

MP: I love how hairy he is.

JAG: i like the manfur

MP: Crop out the ear while you’re at it.  Not his best feature. Matter of fact, just keep an eye and maybe the lips. Oh and the jaw

JAG: this reminds me of the photo shoot with the polka dot shirt and sexpenders just the look in his eyes, is he sad is he stoned is he hungry

MP: POLKA dot shirt? Huh?

ignoring the shirt

MP:  He looks like a hobbit in that polka dot shirt.

myrobertpattinson: lol

MP: He’s hungry – that’s why he borrowed the jacket from the restaurant. So he could get a proper meal.

Rob in Details Magazine

MP:  Oh yeah def channeling GQ rob

myrobertpattinson: btw that gq pic if my fave of all time  ALL TIME i could live off just looking at this pic

MP: I think it’s a toss up for 2008 Vf pics for me.

JAG: 2008 VF for me

MP: Dirty and sunkissed. That’s how i like em.   Surfer boys for eva

JAG: mmmmmmmmm yes

MP: What photoshoot is that polka dot shirt pic?

JAG: it was an EW shoot  I see a pattern of suckage from EW shoots

MP: Yeah, I don’t think EW is known for it’s beautiful photography.

Alright Angelz, was I emo and off the mark and was MRP right about this pic being HAWT! What do you think?

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484 Responses to A Detail-ed Three-Way with Robert Pattinson

  1. You girls are too funny! I gotta say, I actually think the photo is delicious. It’s sad and a bit haunting, but I think he looks super sexy….but what the hell am I saying? I’d do him no matter what. So kinda not so objective, right?!? I can’t wait to see the rest of the pictures fo sho. ;)

    • Holy moly I was first! It’s a Superbowl miracle. lol

    • robsexme

      *touchdown* woo-hoo! :-)

    • I love this photo, too. But, to me, he actually looks kind of pissed off. Like he’s not happy about all the nekkid wimmins (that aren’t in this picture)…

    • hellomynameislulu

      I’m with you Dee I reckon he looks delish!
      I kind of like how someone has made an attempt to tame The Sex Hair (fools errand, but nice try anyway :P ) but I still prefer it when hes hobo’d up to the maximus, (when you can practically taste the nicotine/heineken/hotpocket crumbs off the screen when licked…. not that I make a habit of that.. *laughsnervously* shit who am I kidding I’m among Pattinangels here.. My name is Lulu and I’m a LickthescreenwhenRobsonitaholic)

  2. marybeth

    LMFAO. I absolutely love the manfur…imagine that against your naked skin….

    *pants*

    I agree with you, ladies, I like the photo but I need some more edgy Rob, as promised from Details.

    and LMAO about the hobbit picture…hello, Robbo Baggins….

    Great post!

    • YES edgy Rob!

  3. SpunkMe

    LMAO! Oh JAG so meh, but still good for a laugh!

    I have to say thank you Jebus for Rob not stealing the polka dot shirt. I have a blouse that looks just like it and every time I see him in those pics, I see him in drag! haha….which is very much distracting me from what is forever important from that shoot…his sexpender pants!

    As for the Details shoot, I am kinda with you. Meh. Not that Rob takes a bad pic here, just umm it’s good, yummy like all the rest….but I agree the sad eyes kinda make me sad…I guess that does give him a sorta FiftyShades look. I like this one better…

    http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww282/SpunkMe/FiftyShadesBella.jpg

    • marybeth

      OH HOT DAMN!

      I just died.

      Except I would much rather the girl in the manip be me instead of KStew…just sayin’….hahaha

    • HOLY JESUS what a manip… that’s Professor Masen for sure…. GAH… where’s my chair? Oh it scooted across the room…

      I LOVE the new Details photo… GAH… (detailed my love for it yesterday). He is so FiftyShades in the Details photo… *THUD*.

    • roxiesmom2009

      Fuckin A. What a manip. Holy Bloody Hell!!

    • robsexme

      rsm *singing*
      “what a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty fine man_ip”
      Gah! Fifty shades, oh my!

    • Haystackhair

      GAH! DED.THUD

    • RobsessedMuch

      That was hawt Spunk!!! A pantie poofer fo sho!!!

    • spunkransomlover

      OMFG SpunkMe, that manip is sooo effin HOT! I think I just died and came back again!

    • Spunk the sad eyes are killing me

    • I’m dubious that he didn’t steal that polka dot shirt from that shoot. I’ve seen pics of Bobby Long with that same shirt on! Maybe Rob stole it and gave it to BL.

      BTW, I like the Details pic. I can’t wait to see the rest of them, but there is something so haunting about it.

  4. Tinkrbe1l3

    Off the mark IMO. The pic is hot. And so were those EW outtakes. But it’s very rare for me to not thoroughly enjoy a rob pic. And I thoroughly enjoyed the details sneak peek. I’m excited to see the theme of the shoot in the remaining pics and outtakes.

    • THANK YOU. Score one for MRP! Jag was definitely smokin from the Debbie Downer bowl when this gorgeous pic came out. Dear Jag: Puff puff EXTINGUISH please. teehee

    • *throws snowballs at you both & runs away*

    • Vana

      Nope, not score one MRP….. read my post from 7.59 am….. (strangely earlier posts are somewhere down here)

      boooohooooooooo nobody reads my comments any more……… booooooohoooooooo I feel sooooooo alooooooooone…………… booooohoooooooooo…………..

      *stomps feet and walks away*

  5. JAG, you are still on punishment. No dirty DMs from “Rob” for you for 2 weeks!!

    • DAMMIT I said Id still bang him that must count for something lol

  6. foof76

    BWAHAHAHA!!! That is hilarious! i love those damn three ways!

  7. Sweet, sexy, delicious, soooo damn handsome….

    http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/NM%20Press%20Conf%20LA/.highres/0581_NMPressConfLACrop4.jpg?t=1265608352

    http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/NM%20Press%20Conf%20LA/.highres/0581_NMPressConfLABWCrop.jpg?t=1265608429

    • Well those didn’t work… here they are… (zoom into hi res)

      http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/NM%20Press%20Conf%20LA/?action=view&current=0581_NMPressConfLABWCrop.jpg

      http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/NM%20Press%20Conf%20LA/?action=view&current=0581_NMPressConfLACrop4.jpg

    • roxiesmom2009

      Melbie, Melbie – you are killlin’ me with these pics. God love ya girlie!!

    • Love ya roxiesmom!! Love “killin” you ;-)

    • Haystackhair

      Melbie, no fair so early in the morning…..THUD

    • RobsessedMuch

      He is so beautiful!!

    • spunkransomlover

      Gah Melbie! Everyday you kill me with your amazing FuckHawt pics!

  8. “myrobertpattinson: ok crop the hair and drop the jacket focus on the face and the chest hair”

    AMEN! I think it’s a gorgeous pic. I know I’m less bothered than most about his hair being “tamed”, so it doesn’t really put me off even if it’s not my favorite look. And typically, I rarely even notice what he’s wearing unless it’s obnoxiously distracting (like the polka dot shirt LOL).

    Honestly, I just saw the piercing eyes (or eye LOL), the lips, the scruff, and the chest hair, and that’s a winning combo for me.

    Funny that MP mentioned not liking preppie boys. I don’t typically go for them either (if my internet handle is any indication), but I still thought he looked gorgeous in this pic. It’s not my fave, but it’s still pretty nice.

    “JAG: is he sad is he stoned is he hungry”

    I literally LOL’ed at that! I guess I like his sad eyes… wouldn’t want to see them all the time, but they’re very deep and captivating. *sighs*

    And *hugs* JAG. Hope you are feeling better soon.

    • Thanks <3

  9. Ahh Soo Want See More Rob Pics …..Hellz Yeah For The Three Way lol

  10. Fuck! How can one man be so GD gorgeous!!! GAWD I love this photo….
    MUST zoom into hi res size… then *THUD*

    http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/NM%20Press%20Conf%20LA/?action=view&current=0582_NMPressConfLABWCrop.jpg

    http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/NM%20Press%20Conf%20LA/?action=view&current=0582_NMPressConfLACrop3.jpg

    • robsexme

      rsm *licks lips* mmm so want to run my tongue against those lips and slip it inside that gorgeous mouth and she flat lines _______________–__________

    • robsexme, this man has the most sensuous delicious fucking hot lips on earth… they make me melt into a puddle….

    • spunkransomlover

      Oh fuck yeah! He has the tastiest looking lips ever!

    • HAWT!

  11. What’s Rob thinking of here?

    http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/NM%20Press%20Conf%20LA/?action=view&current=0580_NMPressConfLABW.jpg

    http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/NM%20Press%20Conf%20LA/?action=view&current=0580_NMPressConfLACrop2.jpg

    • He’s thinking, ♫ “I wanna do real bad things with you….” ♫

    • imamess

      Or “naughty, naughty girl….”

    • RobsessedMuch

      Dear God, please let him be thinking REALLY REALLY durty thoughts……

    • spunkransomlover

      In the tune of Pitbull “I know you want me” “You know I wantcha” “I know you want me” “You know I wantcha” “One two three four…”

    • hellomynameislulu

      I’m a freak. The first thing that came to my mind is that line in LOTR, ” I know what it is you saw…” :/ wtf?!

      Mwhaha that Pitbull song is epic! was my holiday song last summer in Greece… ah memories…..

  12. GAWD DAMN…..

    (view high res for sure)

    http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/NM%20Press%20Conf%20LA/?action=view&current=0579_NMPressConfLABW.jpg

    http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/NM%20Press%20Conf%20LA/?action=view&current=0579_NMPressConfLACrop1.jpg

    • Capri

      There’s my happy pill!! Thanks Melbie!

    • roxiesmom2009

      Oh fuck. The smirk. The famous Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson smirk. “do you wanna go up to my hotel room and fool around for a while?? “*wiggles eyebrows*

      The answer – HELL YES!

    • sexy sexy hawt smirk, sexy sexy hawt man…

    • Okay Melbie I know your game…you’re trying to kill all us h00rs with pics of HHH so you can have him all to yourself…great plan, I want in on it please ;)

    • spunkransomlover

      Gaaah! I can’t handle this Hawtness much longer!

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  14. robskitty

    just love the 3-ways!! so sorry you aren’t feeling bright right now jag; hope you get to feeling better soon.

    i think rob’s channelling the pierce brosnan/remington steele look there. and is it my imagination, or is he getting more chest hair?? love the chest hair! hell, love my men furry period! rob’s hot, hot, hot!

    • checkedout

      robskitty, i agree about the chest hair. our boy is growing up and filling out and hairing up….mmmmmmm……ggrrrrrrrrrr. I wonder what else is growing??

    • Mmmmmmmmmmm ManFur!

  15. Capri

    “JAG: im gonna be bitchslapped at Raor if i post this”

    LMAO, we would not bitchslap you here JAG! (You might want to duck a few Hobo’s & Vamps, but they are soft & bendy so if one get’s ya you’ll be okay)

    I think a B&W photo strips everything down so you just focus on the “emotional” value of the shot. No hair,skin or eye color to draw your attention away from anything but the expression or body language of the photos subject. Of course I see the hair, the jaw & all the other Rob goodies, but his expression in that photo just makes me wanna hug him for like a whole day. Tell him it’s gonna be okay and that I brought my knee pads and will take him behind the dumpster and turn that frown upside down….the more I look at Rob in that pic, the more I like it.

    I’ve been all emo and so have my girlfriends the last week.I burst into tears today because I forgot to get a box of crayons at the store. WTF? We were wondering if there is some mass ovulation event or something going on that is disrupting the global female hormonal force. ~sigh~ someone have an extra happy pill? I just keep telling myself March & Spring will be here soon. <3's Ladies!

    • I don’t think it is just us girls though. All the images of Rob lately have been lacking a smile for sure. Like his facebook anwsers, the photos right before the Haiti Telethon, all the pics from Remember Me, he just looks so sad. The Details photo he looks sad. Maybe we are empaths and picking up on his saddness. Of course this time of year sucks anyway, I always get sad. :(

      It’s ok my lovely h00rs the sun will shine again!! Love you guys!!

    • Capri

      I know what you mean…It’s like he’s at that point where he’s thinking “Damn. Maybe I should have just remained a Musician.” I want new Robporn as much as the next hOOr, but I would like to see him be able to go and just “BE” somewhere. No photos, career questions, location tweets, hiding in hotels…just a 23yr old out with friends for drinks in a dark smoke filled bar.(with me sitting on his lap of course!) I’m hoping for an epic fuck-me stare when the rest of the photos come out.

    • @Capri – “We were wondering if there is some mass ovulation event or something going on that is disrupting the global female hormonal force. ~sigh~ someone have an extra happy pill?” Get me one of those magic pills, too, huh? LOL it’s sad but so funny because it’s true!

    • dee

      The problem is not enough RL Rob and now probably no Rob at the Oscars just 2 quick promos for RM. We’re reduced to manips and putting ourselves into all the dirty fanfic we read. Hobos that need recharging or replacing,hell we’re even getting violent with each other.Please don’t use your hobos as weapons you may need them the drought is not over!!!! Winter is bad enough without having this blackout.He was at the Groucho Club and no one got a picture??? Last year we drunken, grinning video! What the hell people this is serious!

      I agree I love the picture but the sparkle has left the building. Maybe he’s worn out. Maybe he just needs some normalcy but I can’t see how or when he’s going to get that again without always looking over his shoulder or being weary of people.

    • “I love the picture but the sparkle has left the building.”

      Well put.

      Interestingly the GC shot was done in Dec 08 after he completed Twilight promos and the boy was exhausted. Same thing for Details maybe.

  16. I’m still on the fence about the Details photo. His eyes and manfur are lovely but there’s something just not “Rob” about it….can’t put my finger on it exactly.

    I’ll wait and pass final judgement when the rest of them come out.

    • elvis4scilla

      TTC, it’s the hair. It’s parted on the side and too combed, not wild Rob hair at all. But the eyes and mouth and fur ARE beautiful.

    • pajoho

      I agree, elvis4scilla. The eyes, the mouth, the fur….yum but they messed with the hair….you never mess with the hair. Big “fail” for that one…

  17. MH

    ill do him in a pink tutu meself *daydreamin*

  18. TwilightCougar1

    Have to side with MRP on this one…Hubba Hubba…OMG…have we set the ROB BAR so f*CKING High???? (thatswhatshesaid) HIGH!!!!!!!!!

    I think he looks F*CKHawt and yes CEA Rob (see the Office) can f*ck me…and stereo salesman Rob can f*ck me…what the f*CK…so can restaurant Rob (who had to borrow the jacket) can fuck me too!!!!! Now there’s a 3-way I can get behind…in front of and in between…

    Anyone wanna join me????????????

    • roxiesmom2009

      I’m in bb!! LMAO!

      I do like the pic, though it’s a little too serious for me. And i like me some messy, crazy hair…..but what the hell, he’s just plain gorgeous no matter what! (though the polka dot shirt was very, very scary!)

    • robsexme

      rsm *raises her hand* make room for me ;-0

      I give on polka dots too :-( … wait nope still in … *shrugs*
      … I am such a forgiving h00r when it comes to Rob ;-)

    • lizzyfrommxli

      Here! Count me in too!! I totally luv the picture, and the eyes just DIED me. I think he looks georgeous, and totaly f*ckable… And yes, that picture it’s like my personal vision of fifty shades

    • I’m with you sweet wifey cougar soulmate! Rob is so gorgeous in the Details photo… fucking fuckable fuckfantastic. Gives me shivers all over (*melbie’s chair slides out from under her*) ~~~SCOOOOOT BANG!~~~

    • TwilightCougar1

      Melbie: You are like Cougar Faithful BB….I can always rely on a 3-way with me, my cougar soulmate wifey and detail-ed Robalicious ROBBY!!!!!

      He can De-Tail me ANYTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

    • romanysue

      Room for one more?……………….X

    • Haystackhair

      Always count me in when it comes to fucking Rob!!!

    • spunkransomlover

      Oh yeah! Me too!

    • Hell, he could put a janitor outfit on and I’d fuck him. HE’S BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!

    • BOO!

    • TwilightCougar1

      I got a Boo from JAG…that makes me go boo like **sniff* boo….????
      Sorry in order?????

    • hellomynameislulu

      Oooh ladies save me a patch of manfur to play with too!!

      No one wants the polka dots?! :S
      Ill take the polka dots !! Ill take all the polka dots Rob can give me!! Hes got the sexpenders on with the freaking polka dots!! *dead*

      Wait a minute speaking of sexpenders *drool* ROB GET YOUR ASSCANDY IN THE SEXPENDERS EL PRONTO!

    • Yeah I love the polka dot shirt with the sexpenders photo shoot also. I think I said that somewhere else today on here. It’s HIP and very sexy! Loved his hair and scruff. SO SEXY! GAHHHHHH

    • TwiCoug, never apologize for having an opinion, even if it’s different from mine.

      *reaches for the IP blocking button* LOL
      :-)

  19. robsexme

    MRP ~ “ka-chiiing” ~ you SOLD me on it!!

    Oh, ok I’ll admit it!! You didn’t have to sell me on it…. I was hooked from the first look… his eyes are soooo expressive makes my heart melt…
    I came, I saw, came again O.o.o and I am just SPENT from coming (thatswhatshesaid) so much to see it over & over, but I can’t get enough! ;-)

    MP & JAG I know you’ve honed your dodging techniques which is a good thing coz I think I see some hobo’s headed your way today, but I know you’ll come (thatswhathesaid) around and put them to good use when you see the rest of the photos of HHH!!
    Feb 23 will be a day of Robgasmic proportions! :-)

    • thank you!

    • We are wiley h00rs.

      As if you could out run us, as if you could fight us off…

      teehee

  20. I liked the details pic, reminds me of CEO Edward like in MoTU F*CKHAWT. There was also a color copy of this photo. :)

    http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Rob/RobDetailsColor.jpg

    I love him messy, clean, durty, freshly fucked anyway I can get him. I’m not a picky h00r. He’s just fucking sexy!! ;)

    • Fuck, look at his blue green eye… Fifty Shades, Domward… sexy sexy sexy hawt… *THUD THUD THUD*

    • TwilightCougar1

      CEO Edward in MoTU and the Office….F*ck me….new panties…..
      THUD!!!!!!!!!!!

    • RobsessedMuch

      “I’m not a picky h00r” LOL!!

      This pic reminds me of how Fifty might look as he’s waiting for Bella to wipe the lipstick map off of him….. so YUMMY!!

    • binky1

      OK, I didn’t think it was possible but the colour version of it??!!! He is even more beautiful….gah…those eyes…those lips….vision fading….room spinning….THUD. Somebody call 911 – H00r Down! H00r Down!!

    • spunkransomlover

      Gah! Fifty Shades! I wonder what he would do if he knew I was biting my lip right now?! ;)

    • hahahahhahah SpunkRansomLover, you know that’s 50 shade’s big turn on for fucking bella. I wish that was the case for Rob….there’d be women biting their lower lip for MILES.

    • My lower lip fell off ages ago….

  21. MissRandom

    hehe… brilliant!

    but hey, no dissing his pretty elfin ears… I love them!

    • spunkransomlover

      I love his ears too! I want to nibble on them, and suck on them….

    • yea so the ears arent even in the list of top 5 things Id like to nibble on Rob *snicker*

  22. Robin's Nest

    Details magazine is all about the grooming & fashions for men, hence the combed hair & trimmed stubble. To me Rob looks like one of those gorgeous Italian men that you see in Florence smelling so good, wearing their Feragamo driving mocs without socks who take you meet at dinner, flirt with you while smoking & plying you with wine at a cafe table in a piazza, the whole time you’re thinking of some hot, smokin sexin later back at the pensione.

    Yeah, I had a great time in Florence . . .

  23. ginaransom

    Great post JAG & Co.

    Personally, I really like “Old Hollywood Rob” Reminds me of home, and all the wonderful elegance of Old Hollywood.. Then my mind goes to how Hollywood is now, and I think of many a allies filled with gloriously filthy dumpsters & blowing Rob next to that big green recepticle that has “Essays fo life” grafitti’d on it… mmm..blowing Rob…

    Im with mrp, & Im excited to see what “Details” has to offer of our Robbie! :)

  24. Emz

    honestly i’m kinda on the side of this pic not being all that interesting *dodges pitchforks*

    it definitely has to do with the hair…just…not rob…

    and there is no expression coming from him whatsoever…

    lovin’ the scruff and the chest hair, but i just hope the rest of the pics are more expressive.

    i mean it’s still rob and goes without saying that it’s HOT. just definitely not one of the best.

    • YEA, come hide with us. We have lots of Hobos. They’ve been throwing them at us all morning :-)

    • Read my comments above. I’m not so sure about this picture either….love the eyes, love the manfur, love the mouth…..the hair. I think Scilla hit it. It’s the hair.

      Never fuck with “THE HAIR”.

  25. Im Goin Down

    Great post JAG, its funny in parts but to be honest if kind of reflected the mood Ive been in lately. Until I saw the new stills from Remember Me! Gah! Ive got my pervy groove back on.

    Didnt make it here yesterday and I so missed you guys…Mr IGD dared me not to even turn the laptop on and I made it through but I was ‘Jonesin Out’ big time!

    LMAO @ ‘I wanna nibble his ear cos I know its clean here’

    he’s such a durty, natural but always hot m*therf*cker!!!

    • YES RM news may break the emo spell! Stay tuned!

  26. MartaB

    Died.

  27. The photo does it for me. Especially that shirt. I want to be that button. Actually, I want to remove that button with my teeth, but whatevs. You get the point ;)

    I am not loving the polka dot shirt picture though. Not even the sexpenders can redeem the scary that one is! Sad day!

    • Amen on both, Ayden!

  28. Blacklaceandredlips

    Great post JAG you girlies always make me laugh but I’m with mrp on this one bb…the pic is smokin’!

    Lokk at those beautiful soulful eyes…the stubble on the holy jaw…and the MANFUR!

    I had to walk away to regulate my breathing when I saw it…it might not be very raunchy but the beauty can’t be denied!I have a feeling the rest of the shots should remedy this though…the one with the models will do the fantasising for us!!!

  29. romanysue

    JAG: You’ve been a bad girl – I want you to sit and write
    “Rob is always hot. I must not diss the Rob.” 100 times while you sit quietly and think about what you said. :)

    I LOVE the leaked photo. I LOVE the fact that he can convey a multitude of different looks/moods – he’s not a one trick pony. He looks reflective and a little sad in the pic but I think it’s beautiful.

    I also loved the EW pics with the exception of the robot one!

    And I’m not throwing MY hobo at you, I need it too much!

    X

    • *pouts*

    • ginaransom

      bahahaha! i LOURVE you Sue! Such a funny h00r! btw, I saw that you updated, and I havent forgotten about you, your review is coming soon! ♥

    • romanysue

      Thanks gina! Boss is back now so I hope to be back to my usual weekly updates. X

  30. Just finished “ALWAYS AND NEVER” to chapter 12 where it is now with no more to read. LOVE IT!~~ Player….but woof. I even listened to all the songs because it means so much to the story that they send each other songs each night. I WoULD LOVE THAT. That’s a beautiful thing to do. Share your emotions for the day through music to each other one on one. SIGH LOVE THIS STORY.

    I fucked up my car tonight. Have to go in the shop. Was no way out of where I was but a HUMP and the car drug and now it sounds like a really loud bad muffler sound. ARGH. FUCKING A. All my fault. The manager at the gig had me blocked in and I thought I could find a shortcut. FUCKKKKKKK! I took the busy road home instead of 75 out in the boonies. FUCKKKKK
    Will I spend all my money I made on the gig when I get it fixed? TIME WILL TELL. I’m taking Monday to COCCOON and hide, Tuesday I’ll get it fixed. GIG ON WEDNESDAY.

    FUCK > I’m such a dork. Think I can get away with shit and it always bites me on the ass. LOL

    • Time to get lost in another story……LIFE IS GREAT when I’m reading, even if the stories make me cry. I love this shit.

      Ok, I’m gonna try a fan fic on the RAoR Twilight fan fic list.

      It’s called “BREATHE”. Anybody like this one?

      http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5214790/1/Breathe

    • dee

      Haven’t read breath Deb but thanks for Always and Never.I didn’t get out of my chair all day!!!! Love Textward Always..stay Never…leave GAWD

    • spunkransomlover

      I love Always and Never too, debbo! It’s one of my faves now! I haven’t read Breathe yet, but it looks really good! Thanks for the rec!

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  32. I do like the pic but it deffo not my fave. He looks a little bored so I’m hoping that there are more delish pics to come. I also hate that half is face is in shade… Full frontal face pics w/out the dodgy shade-thats what we pay for!! Again ladies you are highly hilarious and had me choking as I inhaled my ciggie wrong through laughter. Mwah.x.

  33. I LOVE the picture. He looks like a young Robert Redford in “The Great Gatsby” only with scruff.

    • katiebird

      Totally with you on that one…

    • pattinslut

      That is it exactly!

  34. hello PattinAngelz…well, it’s been a few weeks since I’ve been around. And look what I come back to. A fuckhawt photo of HHH. *swoon*

    I know some of you lovelies were worried about me and I thank you all from the bottom of my heart for caring so much and asking after me. As you may know, RL has been kicking my add fucking hard for a fucking long time now. It all came to a stand off between me and RL with a stay in hospital (hence the MIA) Still trying to get a handle on things, but will try to pop in and say hi more often. It is so hard when I have to stay away, and I feel like I’ve missed out on a lot of fun and perving with my friends here over the last few months.

    Now…on to more exciting news (which I should have posted yesterday but wasn’t able to)…talented author Em, (pen name: landdownunder, or @emilynz21 if you want to follow her on Twitter) of a fic I absolutely adore called “Eighteen” has recently updated with her latest chapter called “Here Comes The Night”…and what a pivotal point in her story! I have been waiting for this for almost 3 months now!!! It is all starting to come together…the start of the story is what captured me and it has held me captivated and had me intrigued ever since, and to now finally find out what has happened to Bella…gah! i’m so excited!

    It is so good! You have to read it!!! Seriously, it is so well written…I tend to fangirl all over Em quite a bit *blushes*

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5459081/1/Eighteen

    We have also been working on a blog to give all Em’s readers pictures and song lists and a whole lot of other stuff for Eighteen. It is now up and running and we would love for you to have a look and give us your opinions. It is still a WIP and will be updated more as time goes on. DreamySim1 has made a stunning banner for the blog (are we surprised at that? No…all Dreamy’s works are fantastic!) Anyway, go check it out.

    http://eighteenfanfic.blogspot.com

    • YAY!! Its updated!! Been waiting for this. I love that story. Thanks for the reminder!

    • unleishd! *big hugs* We miss your sweet add around here. Kick those RL probs out of town!

    • RobsessedMuch

      *screaming at the top of my lungs* RL SUX!!!!!! I am so sorry that RL landed you in the hospital, but apparently you kicked it’s add, because you are out and you are here. ;) Hope you are feeling better.

    • spunkransomlover

      Hi Unleished! I’m sorry to hear about your problems with RL, it’s been kickin me in my add too! I’m so glad that things are looking better now for you, and hopefully you’ll able to come back and play more often!<3

    • So sorry to hear of RL trials and tribulations Unleished and I hope things straighten out soon…we miss you! Hope you find time to visit us more and more often.

      Eighteen really sounds great and I bookmarked your blog too…great to have the photos and songs along with the fanfic! I am going to start Eighteen real soon, probably today ;-) Thank you!

    • Leisha…I hope you feel better soon and RL lays off of you! *HUGS*

    • TessANZ

      hey Leisha, missed you, my Leishakangaroo, hope all is under control again in RL…she’s a bitch to me too but i expected her to be that…is why this place is good!

    • Sus

      Missed ya, BB….hope you know I’ve been thinking about you!!
      xoxo

  35. OMG, you had me laughing so loud I actually woke up my poor, sick BF: LOL

    Loved the threeway, but I’m with MRP on this one. It’s HAWT! I’m really, and I mean REALLY looking forward to this magazine. REALLY!

  36. Haystackhair

    JAG, you are entitled to feel a little off, especially this time of year. It gets to me too. I’m so done with cold, big jackets and gloves etc. But cheer up, spring is around the corner! I saw the first sign of it today, my horse is starting to shed his winter coat! YAAAY!!! That gets me excited every year, it means the days are getting longer and warm weather is finally coming. I know, I’m weird, but hey, it’s a sign of spring!!!
    As for the Rob pic, LMAO at your three way, but he is always gorgeous. I am not a fan of the tamed hair- sexhair=Rob, and it seems a crime against nature to tame it, but I’ll still look and perv cause, well…it’s Rob.

    • Yes to everything you said Haystack! I get the winter blahs too but Rob is helping a little this year… he’s a great distraction. I love the Details pic, gah Rob is sooo handsome, and don’t even mind the hair… I like when a picture tells a story and that pic has such a mysterious air. Can’t wait to see the rest!

      Feel better JAG; it’s almost time for Roll Up the Rim (insert inappropriate Rob giggle here) and then we know spring is close.

  37. omerta437

    I like the pic but that really shouldn’t be that big of a surprise. It is a bit ‘meh’ compared to say the ovarian implosion that the VF pics caused but it’s still good.

    And you’ll killing me with the FF recs ladies! Jeebus! I just counted how many I’m currently reading (about 30) and my ‘to read’ list was 110 stories (so friggin’ redic!) and I just added another one! I’m going to be about 302 years old before I get through them all at this rate.

  38. Vana

    Ok, didn’t read all the comments yet, but:
    Hell yeah MRP was right about this pic being hot!!!

    I love his stare…. a bit pensive, like he wants me to comfort him. And the hair… hhmmm, ok I love his hair styled a bit longer, like the GQ or the Rome pics, but I like this 1930-1940-style for a change too. And the jacket?….. Over here in the Netherlands we don’t have that custome ‘loan-one-if-you-don’t-have-one’….. but I can imagine what kind of jackets those would be…. and I’m pretty sure this one is NOT one of those!
    Ok….. of course I’m far from being objective. I’m such a love sick fool that I like him in every possible way. Actually, the more less ‘perfect’, the more I like him. Yeah, with ear wax and all.

    Ok, gotta get some work done, later girls!!!

  39. The emo thing seems to bee all around. Feeling it here too.
    Still, I like this picture, he’s so incredibly handsome, not to mention the scruff… *melts*
    though I kind of like this pic better when it’s colour enhanced… it’s not so bland then…

    http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2010/02/robert-pattinson-details-photo-in.html

    Still, his eyes makes me wanna run and jump him (nothing unusual yet) just to give him a big bear hug (that’s more unusual… the jumping usually has different intentions)!

    Hope you feel better JAG, and everyone else that’s having a bad time right now!
    Lurv y’all! <3

  40. pattincake

    OMG – I LOVE the Three Ways!!!

    Sorry JAG but this pic is HAWT!!!

    I can understand why some might not like the pic, though – it’s the hair! We all love his sex hair and it’s just too tamed here BUT just picture being the one to mess it up!!!! Ahhhh, there you go, can you picture it? umm, yeah, where was I? Oh yeah, I love that he has so many different looks! If I had ANY idea how to put together pics I would make a collage of all his different looks #notincludingthepolkadotshirtyuk!

    He def has an “Old Hollywood” look, which is smokin!!!! Someone mentioned he has a Robert Redford look, I agree! I also think he’s channeling a little George Clooney too!

    All in all I can’t wait to see the rest of the pics!!!!! -

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