Robert Pattinson… Naturally

By Contribut-H00r RobCatCdn

The first vid. got me thinking about Robert …. Redford that is. Particularly him in the movie “The Natural”. Don’t know it? Google it.
LOL

And all roads lead to our Rob … so I started these two lists:

1) Rob is “a natural” {can} …

- at giving the f*ck me stare

2) Rob “better be a natural” {we’d like to personally find out} …

- at putting those long fingers to good use

Up to you now PattinH00rs to add to them. Can’t wait to see your answers. ;-)

{smooches} <3
RobCatCdn

Pssst … don’t forget to comment on the vids. :-)

* * * * * * *

A natural force of energy

more after the hump…

A natural Sex God *THUD* {By DUKKESA31}

Naturally photogenic to make outtakes hawt!

RomeRob naturally f*ck hawt!!! {By PattinAngel HeidiForReal <3}

A quicky with Rob ;-)

Portraying Edward … a natural ;-)

*le sigh* For my Robstens <3

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  1. TessANZ

    RCC, what a fucking great post this looks like!!
    have to get away from uni to get to the other computer to watch the vids!!
    am i first again to post??

  2. pattincake

    ooooh, love the thought provoking posts ;)

  3. elvis4scilla

    Great post RobCat. There are so many cool “Roberts,” I can’t believe Rob doesn’t really like his name. Speaking of Robert Redford…have you ladies seen him in “The Way We Were?” God, he was beautiful. My mom and I watch that movie and swoon.

    Anyway, as for our Rob…

    He’s a natural at being natural. He’s himself, always.

    He’s a natural at making women of all ages drop their panties.

    He’s a natural at making us giggle with his own little giggle.

    Gotta go put the kiddies to bed and I’ll be back later to watch the videos and play with you Angelz.

    • Marlena

      Love The Way We Were…..but hated Redford’s name in that movie,lol…
      I still cry everytime I see it

  4. The Lost Boys Epi posted!
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4869271/29/The_Lost_Boys

    • Annie – Just saw that in my inbox….yipppeeee!!!! ;)

    • katiebird

      I just got the update. Soooo psyched!!!

  5. Rob looked so unusual with black hair in 2007.

    http://twitpic.com/11mkia

    • I’m only posting this because of the LIVE FOOTAGE OF HIM SIGNING at 1.00 I’ve never seen and it’s GORGEOUS. I’ve watched those 3 seconds over and over. GAH to be that close to him. Look at his lips. ARGH.

      THIS IS NOT the “SO BEAUTIFUL” video that I love the best—it’s a different one that’s just using the same song.

    • TessANZ

      **sigh** SO BEAUTIFUL. what the singer said. too right, totes.
      Hi Debbo!

    • Mmm, he is indeed beautiful. Hadn’t seen that footage of him signing autographs before either. Incidentally, I also LOVE that song. Love that whole album, actually.

    • Haystackhair

      very beautiful. Hey scilla, was he about to sign something that had something about elvis on the back???

    • katiebird

      Debbo, You are so right… his mouth at 1:00, mmmm, god. I love the last 18 seconds of him, at the Oscars, too. What a wonderful way to start the day…

    • spunkransomlover

      OMG, the song in that video was perfect! He is definitely THE most beautiful man!

    • dee

      Sometimes it just hurts to look at him. Yes he is so beautiful and it hurts sometimes to look at him at to keep thinking about him. Debbo I read your description of him on another sight and you truly got it right. He is just incredible. Thank you for this vid.

  6. GORGEOUS ROB WITH LONG HAIR October, 2008

    http://twitpic.com/11mhzz

    • roxiesmom2009

      Hey that’s the same shirt he’s wearing in the Remember Me Facebook Q and A’s!! Ya think with all the dough he’s making he could buy some new shirts…..nah, that wouldn’t be our Robbie!

    • robsexme

      If Rob would just wear the NEW STOLI. If Rob wears it we will cum ;-)

      rsm *chants* “new stoli, new stoli, new stoli”

      ok ’nuff with jizzztyping… off to watch sextacular vids…

    • spunkransomlover

      I agree robsexme, he needs to wear the new Stoli, or maybe the fact that it is new is the problem! Maybe he needs to lend it to somebody(TomStu) to break it in(rough it up) a bit, so it’s more to his standards!LOL! ;)

    • RobsessedMuch

      GAWD srl………I really hope he likes it rough!!!!*fanning self*

  7. TessANZ

    RCC, for your information, this is really HARD (twss) because i basically don’t give a flip about how he is. i just love him naturally…
    but let me play along and see where we go…
    Rob is a natural
    - woman magnet
    - orgasm fantasy
    - RL antidote
    - daydream weaver
    - feminine discombobulator
    - sexual aphrodisiac
    - swoon target
    - clit call answerphone
    Rob better be a natural
    - cougar lover
    - beaver eater
    - patient kisser
    - left wing liberal
    - romantic idealist

    crap, too much on my brain and not jelling…
    spent all day working at my computer and i often stop at about 6 pm (NZ time) and reward myself by coming in here. just so happens the new post popped up!! cannot believe i was first two days in a row!! Yeah, Baby!!
    will comment on the vids once i get to see them, babe! the med school very strict about computer access…am waiting for the day i get told off for accessing RAoR on the uni puter!! hee hee hee
    ciao bella, cannot wait to see the vids!

    • I’ll go with Tessy’s choices. REALLY GOOD ONES. hehehhehe

    • roxiesmom2009

      Amen Tess to all of your ideas bb!

    • A.M.E.N. Tessy…. EXCELLENT!!!

    • expatzgeil

      Amen, Tess, to everything, & a double Amen to the one i wasn’t expecting: ‘left wing liberal’—<3

    • expatzgeil

      Tess—well said—you’ve pretty much covered the field—<3

    • expatzgeil

      i HATE machines—:-(

    • RobsessedMuch

      Tess-I LOVE your list!!! Orgasm fantasy…….uh, yeah!!!!Sexual aphrodisiac…check. Clit call answerphone…..yes, yes, and yes! I think that you pretty much covered it all. I like where you’re going with this ;)

    • Haystackhair

      Um, what she said. Yeah, tess, you just about covered it all!!! I”ve got nothin. LOL

    • spunkransomlover

      Yeah tess, you definitely covered it! Amen sista!

    • RobCatCdn

      Wow those are great answers Tess! <3

    • pattincake

      Ok, Tess, you took the words right out of my mouth. I was just going to say all those things – just kidding, I’m so lame, the minute I think of Rob my brain becomes jelly and I start drooling – I can’t form a complete thought!

    • Eryka

      Tess: I totally agree with all your points and to steal a cheesy line from “As Good as it Gets”, he makes me want to be a better woman!

      I just mean that he reminded me that I need to take care of myself once in a while and I should not wait any longer!!

  8. Rob Nov, 2008 in our favorite sexboots/stoli/beanie.

    http://twitpic.com/11mi77

    http://twitpic.com/11mics

    • This video…..I’m posting it mostly because I think the song works so beautifully with the TWILIGHT footage. I used to sing that song….many moons ago. Pretty.

    • TessANZ

      Debbo, the vid is all kinds of HOT!! ahhh, that kiss…
      and that song is completely GORGEOUS!!
      why do you talk about singing it in the past tense, bb?? why not still sing it??
      i love to sing it while i play my guitar, sometimes to Mr. Tess as well because, well it makes me feel very emotional, makes me shy if Mr.Tess looks at me with his soft eyes, as he is wont to do…totes have to get home and jump his ass now!! Look out, Irishman!! Here i come (twss)!!

    • jpfree

      OMG Tess, you have an Irishman, I am fifty shades of jealous – does he sing to you too?

    • expatzgeil

      Debbo—don’t know who’s singing here (it’s Sadass Sony) but in my world there is only one version of this song sung by the great Roberta Flack—the song alone makes me shudder, but together with Rob things are gonna get a little damp—<3

    • @expat – I agree whole-heartedly — Roberta Flack’s version of this song makes me weak every time I hear it. It’s so gorgeous, so honest, so vulnerable.

      @debbo – thanks for posting this – a new treat to watch. :)

    • Haystackhair

      Ohhh debbo, never saw this one, but that song is awesome. Tots agree Roberta Flack’s version makes me weak in the knees.

    • spunkransomlover

      I love Roberta Flack’s version too! I used to play it and sing it to my dog, and he used to howl along with me, like he was singing too! Beautiful video, thanks for posting it debbo!

    • pattincake

      Debbo, I LOVE that video! It’s really beautiful – I love that song! Thanks for sharing :)

  9. LOVE the pictures at the beginning.

    • katiebird

      Wow, that song reminds of the movie, Closer. The movie stars one of Rob’s favorite actresses, Natalie Portman. Jude Law is fantastic in it, as well. Anyway, I love his eyes staring into the camera at :40 and :50. So amazing… God, I love his eyes. That song brought tears to my eyes, also…

    • spunkransomlover

      Another great video with another perfect song! It is literally impossible to take your eyes off of that FuckHawt man!

    • Vana

      Ok Debbo,
      I’m a total basket case after watching this. Almost all my favorite Roberts are in it. You gave me my OD in just one vid. Thanks hon.
      Going to make soup now. My mom told me soup has healing powers.

  10. #romerob ‘Nuff said :)

  11. robsexme

    I think Rob is a Natural Born Sexcelcior!

    … and a natural tease *snicker*

    Rob u know u love to tease us … like what he said on David Letterman about biting …
    “well it depends on your mood really… and depends what you want to get out of it in the end; there are variations of biting”
    hmmm really Rob? I like variety… show me? ;-)

    • RobCatCdn

      Yeah he’s a tease! Loved him on Letterman. :-) <3

    • RobsessedMuch

      Variety is the spice of life. Rob, my life needs a bit of “spicing”.

    • pattincake

      ok, now I have to watch the Letterman interview again just to here him say that!
      Can somebody tell me how to get rid of my family so I can perv in peace!!! I have my hubs and son sitting here at the kitchen table eating their breakfast and talking to me while I’m trying to be all SAP! They think I’m just checking my emails! Don’t they have some snow to shovel!!!! geesh!

    • RobsessedMuch

      pc-how much you got?? I think we have about 30 inches. I can probably dig myself out of my ff hole a lot easier than my car right now ;)

    • pattincake

      RM – I’m bummed actually cuz i think we only got like 6-8 inches! Not enough to feel like I’m snowed in :(
      Where ARE you that you got so much – I’m actually jealous!!! I love snow!

    • RobsessedMuch

      pc-I’m like 10 minutes outside of CharlesTown. Shit is DEEP, just the way I like it.*snicker*

  12. roxiesmom2009

    LOVED the vids tonight!! Every one of them. Le fucking sigh.

    He’s a natural at: looking fuckhawt all the time. I mean EVERY picture. (ok there are a few goofy ones, but he still looks hot!)

    He’s a natural at: Impregnating us with is stare

    He’d better be a natural: in the sack, up against a wall, in a hot tub, on top of a car…I could go on but you get the picture!

    And what an effin hot “picture” that is in my lil ol mind….must go stick head in freezer. Shit.

    • TessANZ

      Ha ha, “must go stick head in freezer” @roxiesmum, lol!

    • RobCatCdn

      And while you’re in the freezer, get out the Vamp, right? LOL ;-) <3

    • RobsessedMuch

      There is so much snow here that I’m thinking about having Mr.Much stick his vamp in the snow and then take me upstairs!!!!

    • pattincake

      @RM – LMAO

  13. Christina4

    Rob’s a natural at speaking what ever random thought jumps in his mind. It really is effortless on his part and it makes us swoon and giggle like teenagers.

    Rob better be a natural at… sex. The proportions in his body, the way he moves his hands through his hair, the way he usually hits the “fuck you” stare so expertly, the way he sings, they way he plays instruments, you would think he’s extremely capable. (But then I have my days where he seems all adorkable & shy, and I wonder. I KNOW, blasphemy.)

    The videos are awesomeness. RCC you are the master video finder. I luz you! *mwah*

    FF.net is super fail! motherfuckers

    Lust updated: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5236678/12/Whats_Lust_Got_to_do_With_It

    E&OMP updated (at some point yesterday):
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5440859/22/Expectations_and_Other_Moving_Pieces

    & Annie already posted that TLB epi updated.

    Have a great day, ladies!

    ♥ Christina

    • Christina4

      Oh, & since Rob is MIA (we all know why & wouldn’t blame him a bit if it were actually for leisure purposes) & Kellan’s posing in his CK’s. I thought I’d share because I know I’m not the only Kellan-luster on this blog. Instead of photos, we now have movie picture & voice & “thud.”

    • Capri

      Um…Yes Kellan, those CK’s hold you together quite nicely. *thud* I wanna eat his Gummy Bear…

    • robsexme

      yea… um ithinkimgoingkindacrazyoverthis….. X mark your spot?!
      Gah! I tote did more than that; I stained my seat! fuck me!

    • hot4rob

      **GULP**

    • Um….yeah….so if I wasn’t TeamRobKellanThreeway before I would totes be right now. Luckily, I jumped on that train to Hell a long, long time ago…. *holy hawt*!!

      *puddle of goo*

    • expatzgeil

      Christina—love your pervy mind but Kellan just doesn’t do it for me—i watch this & do what he tells me: i set my sights on the big prize, i agree this is kind of the peak he could ever accomplish & i mark the spot—Bejasus, there is only one spot in this video—kept asking myself if the peen vendor had visited CK—<3

    • binky1

      Wowie kazowie – twss!!

    • Haystackhair

      OMFGholyshitIcan’tbreatheIwanttojumphisbonesTHUD

    • spunkransomlover

      Loved the Lust update Christina, sooo HOT, and what a perfect video to get you in the mood!

    • RobCatCdn

      I couldn’t agree with your answers more Christina! :-) {smooches} <3

    • RobsessedMuch

      Kellan is not really my cup of tea, but I am a woman…and that was HOT!!! “Set your eyes on the big prize…” Oh, I have seen that big prize, Kellan, and I would like set more than my sight on it!!!!!*wink,wink*

    • Jaysus Crispy! Yeah, I’ll bet he didn’t feel uncomfortable up there! Not with that smokin hawt bod! He is too adorkable!! And GORGEOUS!!! I’d like to see what we are dealing with under the Calvins!

    • Sweet baby Jebus!!! TEAM ORGY, TEAM ORGY, TEAM ORGY FTMFW!!!! GAWD he’s hawt!!!! Mmmmmm…

  14. Rob is a natural-
    delicious slice of man cake

    uh yeah thats all i got
    Argh Im so fucking drunk I cant think but these vids make my girly bits sream!!

  15. There’s some new questions for Daniel Gale’s advice column. So funny…..

    http://deardanielgale.blogspot.com/?zx=bc277961222268ed

    • TessANZ

      Too funny Debbo, read your comment, fucking entertaining and up to your usual pervy standards! lol, i left a comment too. who is the creator of that post? totally innovative and too cute!

  16. TessANZ

    RCC, managed to finally watch what you posted
    so here is my feedback that is close related:

    Okay, commenting on the very first video -
    Fuckhawt photos and images, say no more!

    A resounding Yes to the second Sex God one
    Duh! and well done to talented Ms. Dukkesa31,
    but have to just put in one quick curious quip…
    is the Rob-with-his-hand-down-his-pants a manip?
    and @2.07, was that Rob kissing another man?
    okay with gay love, but watching that I cannot stand…

    The outtakes (really??) were all kinds of pervilicious stuff
    His EYES, my goddesses, as if they alone are not hot enough!

    and HeidiforReal is not wrong with offerings of Rob in Rome
    That man takes me off to nirvana and brings me home!
    Beyonce is understandably “addicted” to Rob’s light
    Rob’s dominance is a fact, no use to put up a fight!
    Of course it is always a pleasure to see Rob scruffy
    makes me all tingly and prickly in my muffy…

    I love the Quickie with lots of Rob’s own voice
    Rob in a tree and watery Robward illusion…ace choice!
    Oh, and adore Rob with the troubled and haunted look
    he perfects the brooding visage like right out of the book!
    also liked the clever juxtaposition of Ed and Bell talking
    all over and into each other (twss), dialogues intersecting

    Ah, Robsten is a phenomenon that has me very jealous
    although I admit Rob looks suitably charmed and amorous
    but did he really confirm their alleged relationship
    in that little bit of an interview’s snip?
    And of course “it never fades away”
    I’ll have Rob happy any old way
    even if it confirms that he is no longer available
    (as if I was ever a candidate for that glorious fable!)
    and that Kristen is the one he has chosen currently
    I still adore and love him, naturally…

    RCC, once more, thanks for a great compilation
    Enabling our communal Roblove and Robadulation!
    never let it be said that i am not a compliant h00r, i do as i am told, Miss!
    ciao bella!

    • Tess, in that interview he also confirmed that he was pregnant and that he had died from a heroine overdose…!

      Me on the other hand… I’m a bit of a fag hag… when it’s a movie! Saw Little Ashes yesterday and thought it was SO HOT! *I need therapy*

    • RobCatCdn

      My god Tess you even make your comments on the vids. into a poem. That was great! :-) Now about your questions … unfortunately the Rob-with-his-hand-down-his-pants IS a manip. but you can’t tell … at all! And I didn’t see Rob kissing a man in Dukkesa31′s vid. ;-)

  17. Lord that last vid!!! Just the way they look at eachother!!! *le sigh* why can’t my hubs look at me like that anymore :( after 8 years I guess u stop looking!!

    Great post RCC!!! I’ll look more at it later in the day !! Off to bed got ta be up in 5 hrs for work :(

  18. Love the viddys RCC! You do such a great job at finding the hot stuff bb! ,#
    I’ll be back later to play, but I wanted to drop off the new manips before my date with the sandman. I made the boxing ones for deb’s ff story. :)

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/luvnroballday/4333592777/

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/luvnroballday/4333592775/in/photostream/

    • http://www.flickr.com/photos/luvnroballday/4333574097/in/photostream/

      http://www.flickr.com/photos/luvnroballday/4333574079/in/photostream/

    • http://www.flickr.com/photos/luvnroballday/4334317788/in/photostream/

      http://www.flickr.com/photos/luvnroballday/4334317760/in/photostream/

    • TessANZ

      FUCK ME, LRAD!! but these are totally hot!

    • http://www.flickr.com/photos/luvnroballday/4333573989/in/photostream/

      http://www.flickr.com/photos/luvnroballday/4333573967/in/photostream/

    • Capri

      Damn LRAD…those are great, but Rob with a gun manips explode my panties every time.

    • http://www.flickr.com/photos/luvnroballday/4333573925/in/photostream/

      And last but definitely not least…

      http://www.flickr.com/photos/luvnroballday/4334317620/in/photostream/

      Goodnight Angelz! <3

    • Rob'sYorkshireGirl

      LRAD ……. sooooo fantastic!

      The boxer *fans self* Wet shirt …….. Gun …..

      Time for a shower!

      x

    • Repeat: LRAD you don’t play fair. Need to jump into a pile of snow outside!
      <3

    • LRAD you amaze me. SUCH a unique person you are and your manips are ALWAYS surprising and different. FUN!!!!!!

    • LRAD beautiful job as always babe!!!! Starting off my day with your pretties is a really good thing!

      How have u been, hope all is right with u?

    • RobsessedMuch

      FUCK!!! Wifey you know how to deliver the goods!! Those are HAWT!!!

    • LRAD… Soo good! I love the gun one… oh MafiaPrinceWard *fans self*

      No matter how many times I see the Boxing ones it always feels like the first time! They are perfect and I <3 u hard for making them. They're getting lots of looksies on my profile, of course. You Rock!

    • LRAD I lurve the boxing ones, and the one with the bright blue eyes is magical!! YUM.

    • expatzgeil

      LRAD—as usual a big WIN—love Robbie’s got a gun & Robin Blue-eyes—<3

    • Haystackhair

      GAH!!! LRAD you have killed me……THUD

    • spunkransomlover

      GAAAH! LRAD, you’re manips always totally die me! That second one with the tattoo on his should really say SRL! LMFAO! ;)

    • RobCatCdn

      I LOVED the 6th one you did Luvn! <3

    • Thanks Angelz! I love making them! I know there are alot of people out there that don’t like manips, becuase they’re not the real thing, but I just think it’s nice to have something to look at while we wait for the real thing, ya know?! ;) And it’s fun to see the different moods and situations we can put our boy in!
      BTW, I almost forgot to breathe while making the gun pic, the wetRob pic, and the blue eyes! Those are my fave! I am “naturally” drawn to the bad boy! LOL! ;)

    • OMR! LRAD, I just spent 15 mins trolling (read – drooling) all over your flickr. You are mad talented woman! great manips bb! And thanks so much for sharing your pretties here. Love.them. (had a wee soft spot for the shiny apple manip…so saweet).

    • Thank you gg!! <3 :)

  19. vancitylili

    As usual great post RCC!!

    I have to say I’m partial to Heidi’s video cuz it’s all about the naturally fuckhawt Rome Rob and who can resist that sexy beast? But the 2nd video…OMG that had me drooling it was so sexy. Now I’m off to bed with those images burned into my mind.

    night angelz!!

    • RobsessedMuch

      IKR? Hells to the yeah on the Sexy Beast!! RR owns my add forevah!!

    • spunkransomlover

      I LOOOOVE RomeRob!

    • RobCatCdn

      RomeRob FTMFW indeed!!!

    • RobsessedMuch

      *fantasizing* In my mind, it’s me and RR in that tub. I want to do so many many bad things with and to him………

  20. Capri

    Great vid selection RCC! Thank you!

    Hmmm…good questions. I think Tess posted a lot of the obvious.

    For me Rob is a natural..
    -Subconscious invader. He’s on my mind while I’m doing the laundry, shopping, getting gas, dreaming(still waiting for the one where he just fucks me silly instead of showing up as Edward and saving me, but I’ll take what I can get!) He’s completely invaded my personal space, and I’ve probably masturbated more in the last year & a half than a whole damn College Football team would in four years.

    Rob better be a natural…
    -whatever the Hell I want him to be…Hobo behind the dumpster, Cunnilingus Master, dirty sex talker, Energizer peen, personal songwriter, tender lover, Dominant, Submissive, fun to get drunk with, has a “long & phatty”8======> …oh, and he would carry the groceries inside for me without bitching about it…

    All in all, I think Rob is just a naturally Beautiful person inside and out. My comment tonight is totally drunkenjizz fuled. I got beer, a Hobo (bzzzzzzz) & lots of Rob vid porn…Life is good!

    Love to all the PattinAngels! *burrrpp* ex-squeeze me! <3's ~Capri

    • TessANZ

      @Capri, “probably masturbated more in the last year & a half than a whole damn College Football team would in four years.” LMAO!!
      have a rest, darling, no use working your fingers to the bone!! Bwahhahahha!
      <3 your drunken ass!

    • Haystackhair

      LMFAO Capri…yes, I should buy stock in battery companies (hey, Mr. HSH isn’t 18 anymore, LOL).

    • RobCatCdn

      Loved your answers Capri! Oh BTW … based on previous discussions including a “shoe size to peen chart” …. 9″!!! <3

  21. Rob'sYorkshireGirl

    Morning Angels! *big waves at RCC*

    I’ve been lurking without participating for the last few days. I know, terribly rude of me! Apologies.

    Right then, my turn ……

    Rob’s a natural at the unrehearsed speech. I love how his gob runs away with him sometimes!

    As for what I hope he’s a natural at ….. I second everything that Christina64 said! All of it!

    *waves at Christina “How the Dicken’s are you sweetie?”*

    RCC ….. as always, fabulous vids x

    • RobCatCdn

      Christina always says it best. ;-) <3

    • elvis4scilla

      @YorkshireGirl, you might know this already but if you didn’t, Here’s a quote from Rob: “My dad is from Yorkshire and he did a bunch of things. In the ’70s, he moved to America for a bit and just worked as a taxi driver. Then he started selling cars in the ’80s. My mom worked as a booker at a modeling agency and now they’re both retired. My mom, sisters and I speak really well. My parents were just very aware of how you’re treated differently in the world if you speak articulately. So it was just the way I was brought up.”

      Papa Pattinson is from Yorkshire!

  22. Sure enjoyed the vids RCC! (Especially HeidiForReal’s RomeRob!!) And the New Moon vid was so beautiful.

    I really think Rob is a natural at melting a woman’s panties with just his smile – especially that sexy smirk… and with Rob’s sensual hands and long fingers, he’s got to be a pure natural at caressing a woman’s body until she screams. (Just the thought makes me shudder… Bel Ami can’t arrive at the theaters soon enough!!! GAH!!)

    Dear PattinAngels….OK I’m going to be a bad girl and pimp my own new vid here… I posted it last week when I completed it, but maybe some of you didn’t see it :-)

    I. AM. SO. EXCITED. ;-)

    • JenUK

      Great video.
      I am so far beyond excited now.
      The close-up RobCrotch and those fingers,…yeah, well, I have to…um… go.

    • Oh melbie……I love your video. THE CLARITY and quality of your photo tweaking makes these pictures just EXPLODE out of the video and makes him mezmorizingly captivating. Not that he isn’t before, but the clarity of the pictures is wonderful. THANK YOU SO MUCH for this great video and your fine tweaking talents.

    • binky1

      Ah Melbie, my DH asked me why I’m sitting on the couch with a shit-eating grin on my face while on my netbook…..”Dear, I’m perving on Melbie’s video – don’t bug me” (well, that’s what I wanted to say….)

      The pictures are so clear and beautiful – well with the subject matter there’s always something pretty to look at….

      Thanks for starting my day off with such a bang!!

    • Haystackhair

      Oh yeah…..definitely beyond excited now…..bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • expatzgeil

      Melbie—you’re right: i didn’t see it—as befits a PattinHoor you have concentrated on the essentials, first the face, then the crotch—bravo!—<3

    • spunkransomlover

      Awesome video Melbie! There are parts of my body that are very excited now! I think I may have to go wake up the Hubs! ;)

    • Thank you so much dear PattinAngels :-) I had so much fun making this vid, focusing (as expatzgeil says) “on the essentials, first the face, then the crotch” – LOL!

      Thank you debbo, I <3 you! A compliment from you is especially appreciated because you have such exquisitely tuned taste ;-)

      Thank you HSH, binky and Jen… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ;-)

    • RobCatCdn

      “he’s got to be a pure natural at caressing a woman’s body until she screams”

      Fantasizing in 3-2-1

    • rtpgirl

      I commented on this last week, but it is definately worth another………….YUMMY! Yup, I’m still a walking jizz puddle!

    • TessANZ

      LOVE IT!!!

    • roxiesmom2009

      Fuck Melbie that was awesome!!!! So much of the Pretty and especially those crotch shots. GAhhhhhhhhh!! Yup can’t wait for Bel Ami! I will need to take some heart meds before I see that one!

  23. Good Morning PattinH00rs! Melbie has been looking too closely for too long this evening at sexy f*ckhawt pics of Rob… as Tessy would say, I am a bit “discombobulated” (randy)..as a result… what to do??? Share the RobPorn with you!

    So here’s a serving of very tasty Rob pics to perve over … ;-)

    First, here is an enhanced screen capture from RM of Rob kissing the Emily – the original was really BAD.. so I tried to enhance the definition etc…. and it’s still a grainy photo but GAWD look at Rob’s JAW, his hand holding her NECK, and his broad sexy shoulder… FUCK!!! I’m DED!!!

    (best viewed “web size”)

    http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/RM%20Movie%20Stills/?action=view&current=0596_RMMovieStillBW.jpg

    http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/RM%20Movie%20Stills/?action=view&current=0596_RMMovieStillOrton.jpg

    • imamess

      Mmmm…that’s dreamy…and dreaming it’s me!

    • spunkransomlover

      THUD!

    • RobsessedMuch

      Look at that hand……………………………………………I need that hand on me like NOW!!!!!*jumping in the snowbank*

    • pattincake

      move over RM I’m jumping in next to you!

  24. vancitylili

    GAH!! Anglez prepare yourself for what’s said to be the 1st from the Details photoshoot.

    http://www.twitpic.com/11nd7k

    • OH SHIT Fuck Me Noiw!!!!!! I mean NOW!!! lol, can’t type…I’m so f*cked up from lo9oking at this fuckhot photo….I’m DIEING HERE!!!!! gAWS D vancitylili…. Rob is soooooooooooooo Fifty Shades Domward in this pic!!!!! If this is how he looks in Bel Ami… OH KILL ME NOW… I’m going to DIE! *THUD*

    • jpfree

      Ooooh, grown up Rob – thanks vancitylili. He’s working the manfur!

      Whilst HHH looks scrumptious as always, I think he looks a little tired and sad in the eyes.

      Hmmmm, will have to stare for a while longer me thinks.

    • WHAT?? jpfree… IMO…Rob looks so f*cking HAWT in this photo!!!!! He’s not sad, he’s not tired, he’s SEXY hawt fANfucTAStic!!!!

    • jpfree

      I know Melbie, I know – I’m not saying he doesn’t look HAWT (as if I would ever say that in h00rsville LOL), but there’s just something in that eye that’s different, I can’t put my finger on it (although I wish to hell I could hehe).

    • JenUK

      Good god. It’s a good thing I’m at home alone this morning, I just let out an almighty groan.
      Is this magazine only available in the US?

    • romanysue

      Oh my fucking god…….that is all.

      buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      X

    • OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      SO BEAUTIFUL. THERE IS NO END TO THE WAYS HE CAN POSE AND LET HIS BEAUTY BLOOM FOR US. He is timeless and I love him so much don’t you guys? AHHHHH. I can’t wait for more. I have to ponder this one for a while. Must go.
      THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      So handsome……so dashing, so able and open to morphing into anything he wants to be. Add Rob plus those stylists and he’s like clay being formed into the most beautiful sculpture of intensity, architectural structure and fluidity.

    • and I ADORE IT when the photographer lights him that way showing the lights and darks of his personality in his face. You KNOW Rob can look like an angel or a devil…..and everything in between…..but it’s just so mysterious and haunting. I never get over that lighting style of darkening half of the face and focusing the light onto just one side of his face. SIGH. TIMELESS. ABSOLUTELY TIMELESS.

      THIS PICTURE reminds me of Robert Redford in THE GREAT GATSBY. Even with the beard. That epic leading man handsomeness……gahhhhhhh Robby you are heaven on earth and a delight to our days. Like chocolate and cherries and 20 year old scotch and lobster and cavier and yes “IN N OUT” cheeseburgers. ;)

    • and “caviar” as well. LOL

    • jpfree

      Oh Debbo, thank you, thank you, thank you – you have described perfectly what I was feeling when I looked at that photo. Haunting is exactly it. I am so crap with words but there is just something about that photo that makes me see beyond the pretty to the man underneath and the depth of his feelings. It’s like there is a level of maturity there that I haven’t seen before – something extra in the soul.

      Ha, listen to me, I must be in a strange mood tonight. Forget the soul and appreciate the fucking pretty LMAO – thanks Debbo you give so much :)

    • RobsessedMuch

      Thank you so much for the fuck and run vcl!! That was incredible. I can’t wait for more.#imagreedyh00r

    • katiebird

      Holy crap…I can’t even type properly right now. He looks f*cking amazing. OMG, I want to see more…

    • expatzgeil

      @jpfree—you hit it the first time: ‘grown up Rob’—& again: ‘level of maturity’—there was a post on Robsessed about RM being the first film Rob will have to carry by himself & how investors handicap films—he not only stars but is also an executive producer—an enormous burden for a 23-yr-old—the lighting in this shot underscores a new sense of responsibility & the sober (not sexy) eyes bear it out—he looks hauntingly beautiful, as Debbo said, but he also looks haunted—end rant—<3

    • spunkransomlover

      OH GAWWWD! Somebody help me please! I can’t handle the Hotness! OK that’s it, my Hubby better fuckin wake up now!

    • jpfree, I was already too “discombobulated” (randy) last night when I first gazed upon this 1st Details photo and commented – it completely threw me to the floor in ecstasy. But now that I’ve read yours and Debbo’s comments, and had the courage to look at the photo again, I understand…

      Rob looks seasoned, sophisticated, serious, beautiful, intense – with a “haunted” look. YES Debbo, this photo reminds me of Robert Redford in the GREAT GATSBY – “timeless” “dashing” ETERNAL.

      I also adore this lighting style, half light…and the clarity – and intenseness of the light vs. dark, the harsh contrasts. This photographer knows what the hell he is doing, and he (or she) has the PERFECT subject for conveying the intensity of emotion reflected in this photo. Robert Pattinson.

    • Blacklaceandredlips

      OMFG I.CAN’T.EVEN…..!

    • rtpgirl

      My body is in a state of shock! *swoon*

      SPEECHLESS!

    • Yow Zer! That is all!

    • RobCatCdn

      Even in the shadow … you can still make out Rob’s long eyelashes. Beautiful pic. *le swoon* Thanks for sharing lili. {smooches} <3

    • snickerdoodle6949

      CANT. BREATHE. NO. WORDS.

    • OH HEAVEN HELP ME! THIS shoot is going to be the death of me…I can feel it! I’m not going to make it through this one! (runs to get breathing machine) This one’s going to have me on life support for sure!

      P.S. I had to go back and re-type above sentence 5 different times just so you could read it! The man has me scrambling like this morning’s breakfast eggs! GAH!!!!!!

    • Vana

      Ok, everybody already said everything about this pic. I’m cool….. Totaly cool with that….. cause……. what the hell can I say when I’m trembling and having difficulty breathing….. not shitting you……. this.is.too.much.

  25. This is another screen cap from Remember Me… Look at Rob’s sexy shoulders in that black T… and the manfur…. eeeeek.

    http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/RM%20Movie%20Stills/?action=view&current=0584_RMMovieStillHC.jpg

    The only reason I’m posting this one is because I LOVE Rob’s hands in this pic… Look at how large his hand is and those long spread fingers – $$tyhyd2934578o*(%&#)

    http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/RM%20Movie%20Stills/?action=view&current=0589_RMMovieStillCrop.jpg

    • RobsessedMuch

      I have never wanted to be a basketball so bad in my life!! I wish he would double dribble me!!

  26. Oh GAWD, after looking at the new Details pic vancitylili posted above, I can’t think anymore…jizztyping all over the place… my hands are shaking…

    But anyway, here’s another screen cap from Remember Me… then I’m going back to that HOT pic vancitylili posted and DROOL…..

    I love Rob’s sexy broad shoulders in the black T in this pic:

    http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/RM%20Movie%20Stills/?action=view&current=0594_RMMovieStillHC.jpg

    http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/RM%20Movie%20Stills/?action=view&current=0594_RMMovieStillBW.jpg

    • OHHHHHH Melbie! That 2nd one took my breath away!! Is there a way to erase Emilie out of it? I know you’re a pro at getting rid of the “unpretty”!! LOL! He is so beautiful…

  27. OK PattinH00rs – I had to STOP the presses and everything else and enhance the new pic from Details that vancitylili posted – Rob is so fucking hot in this photo – he’s on FIRE… talk about a fuckhawt FuckMe stare?????!!! Fuckin’ RIGHT!!! Sorry, I’m getting a big carried away with excitement here… I mean, really…I can hardly type… you can’t believe the shit I jizztyped before I cleaned this up!

    I. NEED. THIS. MAN.

    http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/Details%20Photoshoot%202010/?action=view&current=0597_DetailsPhotoshoot2010Crop1.jpg

    http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/Details%20Photoshoot%202010/?action=view&current=0597_DetailsPhotoshoot2010.jpg

    • THIS is Fifty Shades…. THIS is Domward… Oh Fuck Me Now… I’m absolutely DONE in my this photo…. *THUD* (*melbie stumbles, shaking, trying to get back to her chair after falling off of it several times…*)

      http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/Details%20Photoshoot%202010/?action=view&current=0597_DetailsPhotoshoot2010Crop3.jpg

    • I think people’s personalities even come out in the way they “TWEAK” photos. It’s interesting. I love to watch the way you tweak our pictures. You sometimes go soft, sometimes go so sharp it hurts and even tweak the contrasts.

      I tend to make Rob look so REAL that he’s almost older than he looks cause I love the RAWNESS of seeing every line on his face, every stubble in clarity, every contrast pushed to the extreme and yet the HIGHLIGHTS and DETAILS pushed hard also. Maybe too harsh, but I like him BEYOND gritty.

      YES I love the soft pictures, but sometimes pictures I see online (not yours) are so fuzzed out and smoothed out that he’s not real to me anymore. He becomes a manequin, or a photo cover that’s erased every pore of real life.

      I really love to take the pictures RETRO sometimes also…..vintage, or surreal-over the top acid trip like. I see other people on here like that as well.

      Just interesting to me……our personalities DO come out in the way we see him and his pictures. Or want to see them. Even in LRAD’s manips. So HER and so fun and so playful and so dreamy and fantasy filled.

      He’s a canvas that we all love to play with. I’d love to play with his canvas in my bedroom also. Perhaps paint his peen into my deep black hole of LOVE. LOL

      But yeah….variety is the joy of life.

    • binky1

      Right click, save and into the Baking folder on my computer…..so that I can admire it over and over and over again later….’cause right now if I were to look at it again, I would have some ‘splainin’ to do to my family over why I’m a puddle of goo on the family room couch….

    • Melbie that crop is gorgeous! Details is going to die me… there’s something in Rob’s eyes in that pic that goes right to my heart. I want to hug him.

    • expatzgeil

      @deb—so do i—wouldn’t ask this Rob to spell Volvo—<3

    • romanysue

      Jesus Melbie! Love ALL your photos today…..this Details one is just so…….aaargh! I have no words. I’m running out of superlatives to use when describing him. X

    • Blacklaceandredlips

      This shoot will be the end of me…I really think he’s doing it deliberately….I want MORE!!!!!

    • debbo, I really love your comment for I KNOW exactly what you mean… I’m always searching for the highest quality photos of Rob so I can tweek that contrast and clarity into gritty RAWNESS… REALNESS… and I love black and white…I don’t usually post the GRITTIEST photo enhancements to ROaR, but for you I will start doing so… yes, I agree, our personalities DO come out in not only what we write in comments, but what photos, manips and vids we post. I love LRAD’s fun and sexy manips; I love Tessy’s erotic poetry, I love other Angels’ hilarious and randy humor… (because I do get pretty “randy” myself, as you all well know!)…

      When I first looked at this Details photo, Rob’s haunting beautiful stare just immediately tossed me over the edge of reason… the harsh definition of his perfect facial features… the timeless beauty in his intense gaze. Oh I do love this man.

    • Here’s the scoop on the Details photoshoot:

      http://robertpattinsonwho.com/?p=6680

      Of course, I can’t wait!!!

    • vancitylili

      Oh Melbie I couldn’t agree with you more this picture screams Fifty shades to me ::DED::

    • robsexme

      OMG!! His eyes are sooo expressive… and those lips Gah! No words…

      Is it Feb 23 yet!?

    • Soooo beautiful Melbie!! I am going to give myself a love stroke waiting for this shoot to come out! They LOVE to tease us by putting ONE pic out at a time!! We are gonna have to pull together ladies, because I know some of us are going to go straight up INSANE waiting for these!! ;)
      Debbo…you’re so right about how our personalities pour out into our manips, enhancements, poetry, ect….if you ask anyone in my RL, they’ll tell you that you decribed me to a tee up above! ;) <3

  28. jpfree

    Thanks for the fantastic vids RCC, I love Sex God – that is one sexy piece of ass, I’m praying for a bathtub dream tonight! And of course Rome Rob FTMFW – will we ever see the likes of that again? I will get on my knees (twss) and pray for us all.

    Dear Jizz God, please please please give us a taste of Rome Rob again, especially for the lady with the shiny red shoes cos RL has been kicking her lately and she deserves a special h00r treat.

    • RobsessedMuch

      Yes!!I will pray to the “Altar of What’s Down There” with you for all of the above!!Especially the lady w/ the shiny red shoes!!

  29. JenUK

    Fantastic videos this morning.
    RomeRob, helloo.

  30. I’ve read all the recent updates…”MoTU”, “The Lost Boys” “Expectations and other Moving Pieces”, “Darkness”, “Tides”, “The Weight Of Words”, “Open To Interpretation” “The Naked Guy Upstairs”….so many HAVEN’T updated. sigh. SO ADDICTED TO FF.

    But would you believe, I’m actually thinking of reading “THE BLESSING AND THE CURSE” for a third time? I love to read it really slowly because it’s written so well, I just want to climb into those words and not come out and his obsessive love for her is so intense, I LOVE IT. The UST and the romance and the longing…..oh my Rob….sigh. LOVE IT. It just turns me on so much it’s frightening. LOL

    • jpfree

      I have finally got around to reading The Blessing and The Curse and I have to say Debbo, it is FANFUCKINGTASTIC! I’m constantly wavering from wanting to get Edward in a headlock and beat the crap out of him to wanting to wrap myself around him and never let go – he’s so complicated. Can’t wait for the sexing, I bet it’s smokin!

    • Haystackhair

      Ohhh I looooooove that story too!!! I keep re-reading it too!!

    • snickerdoodle6949

      I just re-read The Blessing and the Curse too. I love complicated Edward. It’s beautifully written. Can’t wait for the next update.

  31. OOOOH HEIDI your video was HOTTTTTTTTT. BLACK AND WhITE ROME ROB……every line and bone in his face is magnified and dramatized. LOVE IT. Thanks for a great video girl!

  32. I love the “QUICKIE With ROB” video a lot also. Colorful and fast and fun and youthful. Perfect for the remote control clicking A.D.D. folks of today. LOL It’s pretty though. FUN.

    But I’d prefer a “longie” with Rob. LOL

  33. The “PORTRAYING EDWARD” video….is so lovely and I LOVE the overlapped, echo’d voices speaking the dialogue and the music is so theatrical and the softness of the video and the darkening and shading of the footage is really dream like. LOVE it. INTENSE and emotional and dramatic.

    I love the personalities in all these videos. SUCH CREATIVITY!

  34. I love saturdays!!!

    #1 Hot pics, didn’t like the times when his face was green or blue but otherwise fuckhawt!
    #2 Saw this last week and I’m afraid to watch it again cause it’s so mindblowingly sexy… Dukkesa31 is queen!
    #3 Me likey
    #4 Rome Rob is heaven, and Heidi rocks!
    #5 Good!
    #6 Makes me cry!
    #7 Makes me sigh!

    Wow RCC 7 vids? Have we been extra good this week?

    *Rob is a natural
    -lover (both physically and emotionally)
    -tease (he says so himself ;) )
    -painkiller (he always takes my pain away… and my breath)
    -mind boggler
    -charmer
    *Rob better be a natural
    - everything (because I can’t stand phonies)

    Lurv y’all
    <3

    • RobCatCdn

      I always post 7 bbbee … 5 RobVids, 1 movieVid and 1 Robsten. ;-)

      And I agree that Rob is a natural mind boggler, charmer and painkiller. <3

  35. “LAID BARE” updated. The carnal fuck me FF of intense fuckingdom. ROARRRRRRRRRRRR

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5541886/11/

    • OH YES!!! “The carval fuck me FF of intense fuckingdom”!!!! (*melbie runs screaming like a pervy H00r to fanfic.net*)

    • (I meant to type “carnal” NOT “carval”… jizztyping again… bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*)

  36. Rob is a natural day dream.
    Rob is a natural, playful, child like, giggle.
    Rob is pure, natural, creative juices.
    Rob is natural lust personified.
    Rob is a natural bright light of charisma.
    Rob is a natural seducer of hearts and slow, delayed, baited breath orgasms.
    Rob is a natural high.
    Rob is a natural RL stress reducer.
    Rob is a natural at creaming our jeans and steaming our glasses and blowing our gaskets.
    Rob is sex personified and fantasies brought to life.

  37. Alice87

    hey ladies! *hugs everyone*

    what a saturday… *sigh* The vids are awesome….

    the first one is YUMMY! :)

    the one about NM is soooo beautiful…

    THANX for sharing….

    and this “Details” Outtake… OMFG!!!
    let´s just say Rob is a natural in taking my breath away… for hours….

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  39. For me that’s the definiton of Rob’s hotness.
    He is natural with his nervous giggle, his playfullness, his shyness.
    He is himself without fearing about what others might say. And by that I also mean he’s completely unaware that he is every women’s dream, awakening lust in women all over the world and seducing them into a one-way-Obsession without return. Ever.
    He is sex on legs and fantasies brought to life!

    • Alice87

      high five, sista!!! totally & absolutely agree… :)

  40. RCC thanks again for this great post…mmm,yeah,Rob is naturally sexy,it doesn´t matter how he looks like,every pic of him makes me melt and drool and guess what?..i found useless to use panties…he ruined them by his very sight…love everything on him i can´t find a regret of anything about him….God,how come this madness into my life??…i used to have a life…and now i just care about him,and i love that!!..He complete me,and i can say he´s my SEX GOD…LOL…thanks a lot for sharing my viddy here RCC,you´re great…and about the vid…pitty that Rob is not in most of the clips i puted on my vid,the vid is about my fantasies with him…the scenes i´ll love to live with him…*deep sigh*…so hope you enjoy it watching as i did making it….Thanks a lot…have a great day..Pattyangels…love xooxoxox
    Dukesa31

    • expatzgeil

      Dukkesa31—that’s one sexy video—from what you write here i gather that whoever is packing wood at ca. 0:13 it isn’t Rob—kept going back to that shot & wondering how the hell i missed it—LOL—<3

    • RobCatCdn

      I LOVED your vid Dukkesa31! Throwing in some non-Rob stuff for fantasy effect = WIN!!! {smooches} <3

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