Well fucking finally, it’s Saturday night! I know Real Life is killing a lot of fine PattinAngelz add so I plan on having a little fun this weekend. Without further adieu I give you Peeler!
Mini E likes football. I bet he's got a tight end 
more fun fuckery after the hump…
And some music for the occassion…
*snicker*
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I’m here! What’s up h00rs!!
Off to have lunch with the family, but I’ll be back later!
rsm singing very loudly “FREEEEEDOM, FREEEEDOM YEA! YEA!”
let’s get this party started!!
Yay, Edward found his home on Hoor Island with the Pirate Hookers! *giggles*
Hey Christina, I finally got the pics from the Hot Topic Event where I met Rob and saw Kellan. I have some good ones of Kellan and a close up. Do you want me to e-mail them to you? E-mail me at elvis4scilla@aol.com. Thanks, be back in about an hour.
Scilla, you have mail!
Whoo hoo! I’m early today!
What’s up gurl????Bring on the fuckery!!!!!!!!1
* busts into post * hi h00rs! OMG funny pics.
I’m here too!! Ready for anything!!
Bring it on!
*waves* Hello ladies, I can stay and play only for a bit. Let’s party!!
*cue music* Ladies, lurkers, h00rs and GentleRob welcome back to Smutty Sinarios! *applause* First a big smooch to our beloved leader and perv extraordinare JAG! Muwahhh! Tonight’s games will be going for the GOLD! That’s right, hookers! Olympic style, baby! Almost as good as doggie style! But first we will start out with the ever popular Top 5. So let’s get this party started right after a message from our sponsers at the Tourism Bureau of Vancouver! Cum and play with us during the Olympics in 2010!
*cue music* We’re back and ready to start our Top 5. So without further foreplay I give it to you! Slow at first, then fast and hard.
1. If Rob were a major department store, which one would he be?
2. If Rob were a priceless work of art, what would he be? I’m thinking a naked sculpture is gonna win this one
3. If Rob was a Starbucks coffe, which one would he be? Mmmmmm . . . yes I’d love whipped cream on that.
4. If Rob was a day of the week, which day would he be? Please explain your answer.
5. If Rob was a Campbell’s soup (or any soup) flavor, which one would he be? Please, be creative and ultra pervy with your answer.
Alright! I want you to hit me with your answers! That’s it! A little harder . . . now pull my hair . . . what the Hell was I talking about again? Oh, yeah! The answers to these questions after this break and a word from our sponsers at Clearasil! Now offering AssPimple remover for those annoying managers!
1. Lord & Taylor. He would get into the business with his trusty sidekick TaterTot. Rob = Lord & Taylor = TaterTot teehee.
2. David. Beautiful, Poised & Naked. He’s also hard and cold – a nice Robward combo.
3. Ugh I don’t drink Starbucks often so I’ll make up something here. Something slightly sweet with a creamy smooth whipped cream on top.
4. Wednesday. Hump Day!!!!!!
5. Lobster Corn Chowder. VF pics anyone? Nuff said.
almost forgot… *pulls peeler’s hair* say my name! say my name!
Ace piccys, I have missed mini-E’s travels. Right on with the Q&A…
1. No good at stores…I despise shopping so can we go online…all that finger action *gah*
2. Again, lack of intelligence but I know next to nothing about art so will agree with anniepatz, David is the only art I can imagine.
3. Cinammon mocha latte….extra cream. I love coffee and choc together (delish just like HHH) and the extra spice of cinammon…yummy heaven.
4. Saturday as that is the only truly ‘free’ day I get….I never ever EVER even get dressed on saturdays so I will be ready for Rob whenever!!
5. Sun-dried Tomato and Roasted Pepper (bit posh right). Its my fave soup, hot and rich in taste and hot (had to put it twice) and slides nicely down my throat…as I imagine *other* certain thing would too.
Yumm!!x.
1. I guess Target-They have everything I need. And Rob is def a one stop shop!!!!
2.Rodin’s The Thinker- though Rob looks more like the Statue of David, all perfect and shizz……The Thinker is heroic and represents intellect and poetry. Both of which HHH wears very well!!!
3.Easy-Caramel Macchiato – Rob is IMHO creamy, intense, velvelty , and topped with caramel and whipped cream goodness!!!
4. Wednesday-Hump day and there would be humpin’ all day long!!!!!!!!!
5.Chicken Noodle Soup- He is sooo very good for the soul. And fun to slurp*wiping soup from lips*AHhhh!!
Hi ladies, just stopping by for a quickie (twss)! My pervin mojo is at an alltime low today + I need to be up early tomorrow, but I’m still gonna play a bit first.
1. I would have to say IKEA, cause then he could be my home away from home in every country!
2. Well I’m gonna be cheezy and say that every picture of Rob is in fact a work of art *waiting for the tomatos*
3. Regular black coffe (they do serve that right?) cause he’s flavourful and uncomplicated. (Dear Rob hunny, I’m not calling you boring or without depth… you just don’t need the synthetically added stuff)
4. Friday, just because it’s my favouite day of the week… (Why is Wednesday called Hump Day btw? Cause it’s a strong runner up…)
5. Soup… soup… hmm… creamy mushroom? I’m sorry… I cant make anything pervy from soup… I bet the rest of you have good ideas!
*sigh* I need to practice this on my own (twhs)
First off, fail, I should have replied & not commented.
Secondly,OMG, @RobsessedMuch, we had almost the same exact answers.
Hey ladies! This is my first Saturday night romp, and I can’t stay long, but it’s okay if I only play one round, right?
1. Department store? Well in Canada we have a *big box store* (twss) called BED, BATH and BEYOND. Need I say more?
2. The Sistine Chapel ceiling as a work of art. Partly because it’s breathtakingly beautiful, but also cuz you have to be underneath it to see it. Sounds like a position I’d like…
3. Starbucks…something strong…to make me energetic and ready for anything that *comes* my way.
4. Day of the week – Sunday – then we can find God together…I’ll gladly get down on my knees.
5. Soup. Hmmm. I’m a fan of Chinese food. I’m gonna say Cream of Sumyunguy.
Enjoy the rest of the partee Angels!
gg
First, Sorry for late post…RL kicked my add today…so I am avoiding reading other posts to see how unoriginal I truly am….
1.OK…Rob would def be Nordstroms…..hey, it would be called Robstroms….because the service is f*cking brilliant and everything is perfect and beautiful and makes my eyes gasm….also there is that damn piano….for DomWard to play on…oh yeah…those long fingers playing as you walk through the lingerie department on your way to the spa to get waxed for 50 shades…woops…focus…
2. OMG….the Sisteen chapel celing..I sat and stared at that for hours, until my neck was sore…until it closed…and they kicked me out…kind of like RAoR, Melbies photos, etc. etc…the PRETTY is so F*CKING intoxicating…who knows…my Rob…I may get divorced over Rob at this rate….
of course…the sculpture of DAVID was the obvious choice….but thought I would try something personal…
3. Rob is def a Skinny Cinnamon Dolce Latte Rich espresso with an EXTRA shot of EXPresso! Sweet, buttery, sugar-free cinnamon dolce syrup. Nonfat steamed milk topped with foamed milk and cinnamon dolce sprinkles…and he would lick it off of me…
4. Rob would definately be Wednesday…it’s HUMP day for F*CKS sake…so he would be the International Symbol for “Let’s all HUMP”!!!!!!!!!
5. Rob would have to be Creme of Sum Yung Guy….sorry…I tried not to…but my fingers kept going and there it was….I can’t thnk of anything else….
Luv you all!
LMFAO TC1 @ “He would be the International Symbol for “Lets all HUMP”!!!!!!!!”
SRL: He is for me already…it would just become “official”…
I think there’s something you should know, I think it’s time I told you so, there’s something DEEP inside of me…..and it’s Robert Pattinsons PEEN….
Love me some George Michael….And I love hair-pulling, so peeler you can pull mine first, then you can return the favor….<3!!
1. If Rob were a major department store, which one would he be?
A~Lovers Lane. (It's a major dept. store for me, so many toys, so little time..)
2. If Rob were a priceless work of art, what would he be? I’m thinking a naked sculpture is gonna win this one
A~I love Greek sculptures of men. This one seem fitting for how our Robbie's appearance is lately..
http://usera.imagecave.com/upsidebackwards/570px-Laocoon_Pio-Clementino_Inv1059-1064-1067.jpg.jpg
3. If Rob was a Starbucks coffee, which one would he be? Mmmmmm . . . yes I’d love whipped cream on that.
A~ Caramel Brulee Frappuccino…mmmmm…mmmmm.
4. If Rob was a day of the week, which day would he be? Please explain your answer.
A~Damn… Sunday…The Church of St. Mattress and I would drag him to the confessional and tell him all the durty things I fantasize doing to him.
5. If Rob was a Campbell’s soup (or any soup) flavor, which one would he be? Please, be creative and ultra pervy with your answer.
A~ It's pretty hard(TWSS) to get pervy with the Campbell's….Creamy Chicken and Stars. He could cream me till I saw stars…I'm not sure where the chicken would fit into this mix…I would have to re-name the soup "Creamy Cock and Stars" *snicker*
Okay I’m on my third glass of wine so don’t expect these to be witty…or coherant…just unashamedely slutty ‘mkay?
1.Hmmmm…..I’m gonna say World of wonder…its a toy store over here but the name is appropriate to his wonderfulness…*whispers*…plus they sell swing sets and I’ve always been curious heehee!
2.I don’t know much *coughanythingcough* about art so I think I’ll cheat and go with those erotic photos from UoEM…or maybe that was another one :my ff is all muddled up!Oooh or maybe he could be a peace of music like Moonlight sonata or Eva Cassidy’s version of Fields of Gold…so pretty and reminds me of him inexplicably!!!
3.We don’t have starbucks but I presume they seel hot chocolate…warm,sweet,filling *wink wink*,satisfying and oh so pleasant to swallow!
4.Sunday…I don’t leave bed on Sundays…niether would he if he were with me…those are the rules buddy-boy!!!
5.Soup…emm I’m stuck (twhs…eww lol…I’m sozzled)…I’ll go with a nice thick,smooth full-bodied soup with the flavour being all him…just coz I doubt his youknowwhat tastes much like mushrooms or chicken…although it would make me feel sooo much better…I’m rambling now lol!
mwah!!!
1. If Rob were a major department store, which one would he be?
SALVATION ARMY THRIFT STORE….cause he likes cheap second hand clothes. LOL
2. If Rob were a priceless work of art, what would he be? I’m thinking a naked sculpture is gonna win this one
STATUE OF DAVID, or a PICASSO
3. If Rob was a Starbucks coffe, which one would he be? Mmmmmm . . . yes I’d love whipped cream on that.
I don’t drink coffee. Maybe he’s cuban coffee…..I’m in south florida. LOL
4. If Rob was a day of the week, which day would he be? Please explain your answer.
Sunday cause he’s so laid back and we could stay in bed all day. WOOF.
5. If Rob was a Campbell’s soup (or any soup) flavor, which one would he be? Please, be creative and ultra pervy with your answer.
Oyster stew cause he’s so rich and creamy and makes me horny. LOL
No party post for me. been tryna bear down on RL most of the day so can have fun with my h00rs but, Oh! nope. my mother is on her way…
*spitting nails & pissing vinegar*
Looove the mini E though..
We will miss you. Chack back in once she is gone or off to bed. I feel for ya bb!!
Awww PP, I’m sorry to hear that RL has gotten it’s hold on you, hopefully you can come back and play later! <3
1. Hmmm, I’m thinking Target because he knows how to hit my spot and which buttons to push to make it happen.
2. I’m going to have to go with a sex doll. Nothing says creative expression like a next-human-doll that I can ride and pretend like it’s the real thing. If not the doll, then totes a statue… because I do like things long and hard afterall.
3. Carmel Macchiato- the smooth cream that makes you lick your lips, the shots of Espresso to get your blood pumping and your heart beating, and the sweet velvet of the caramel ribbons that makes you feel indulgent & satisfied.
4. Easy, Hump Day (wednesday). He’d be the day of the week that insures he either he rides me or I ride him.
5. Clam Chowder, because I want him to lick up mine. *gasps* Did I just say that out loud? *shrugs* Yeah, I guess I did.
*giggles*
FML- *jizztype headdesk* next-to-human doll & Caramel Macchiato (sometimes my fingers move faster than my brain)
Hey bb. I just read that our answers were almost the same. I’m guessing that Rob would def have his hands full if he ever ran into us behind a dumpster!!
*cue music* We’re back for round 2 and another go with Rob! Mmmmmm . . . I can go all night baby! So our second part of the game is focusing on the Olympics! I’m gonna give you some games, their rules and you are gonna tell ol Peeler which one you would like to play with Rob! *snicker* I said play with Rob! Ok, here goes . . .
1. The Speed Shagging Event
Judges will be scoring based on location, position and time! Cuming before I do is grounds for immediate disqualification.
2. The 4 a.m. Luge
Judges will be scoring based on length, hardness and effort (it is 4 am after all)
Waking me up and not finishing is grounds for immediate disqualification
3. The Freestyle Shagging Event
Judges will be scoring based on form, originality and precision.
Copying postions from the Kama Sutra is grounds for immediate disqualification, you can do better than that!
4. The Finger Curling Event
Judges will be scoring based on finger length, penetration and thumb skills.
Long nails are grounds for immediate disqualification.
5. The Biathlon
This event consists of two parts: Rob and Jackson or Kellan or Billy or KStew or James McAvoy . . . you get my meaning.
Judges will be scoring based on endurance, technique, and fuckhawtness!
Not sharing is grounds for immediate disqualification.
So who wants to go for the GOLD???!!! I think I could take one for the USA in the finger curling event! Mmmmmm . . . Peeler’s mind wanders to durty gurl land! Can’t wait to see which of you does your homeland proud in the RobOlympics! But first a word from our sponsers at iPhone! Now offering the iSling! Help keep a hold of your phone during drunken lusty encounters!
I definitely call Rob & Kellan for the motherfucking gold in The Biathlon event. I want it all, and nothing says I love you like taking it hard from both of them, endurance is part of the game. And yes, I’m a dirty, filthy hoor. (we know this by now, right?)
Its gotta be the Finger Curling for me Peeler, such a f*cking turn on!!! Do we get extra points if he is wearing the Cuff?? Gah!!
I’d like to play all except #5. I don’t like sharing.
My first choice is 3. The Freestyle Shagging Event
I’d like to shag in all kinds of creative and original positions.
God it was so hard(twss) to pick just one, I want to do them all! But if I have to pick, I think I’m gonna go for the Finger Curling!
Okay I’m EXTREMELY athletic (I wish) so I could go for all 5 events…no breaks needed. #5 would have to be Rob and Jackson (of course I would be there too)….been reading Jasper/Edward fics all day and its put my knickers firmly in the wash!!
It is Rob, and as these all seem to be partner events, I would have to enter them all. However the 4am Luge sounds like a plan. I’m always down for asome long, hard sexin’ in the early a.m. But the one that we will take the gold in is the Finger Curling Event. Have you seen those fingers????????????????????????????There is NO WAY he isn’t skilled in this event, and I would just be along for the ride*wink, wink*
The Biathlon sounds like fun. I wouldn’t really care what we came in as long as we came!!
*fifth glass of wine, anyone??*
Darn it this is so hard (twss)
I’m torn between #3 & #4
But I think I will go for #4. I mean, we have all seen his fingers. GOLD!
*fifth galss of wine def gettin” the best of me*
For the Biathlon- It would totally be Me/Rob/Jaxx!! Was there ever any doubt?? I mean the Ck add was totally smokin’, but the ONLY 3way I would ever have would be TagTeamRobJackson style!!!
Amen RM! Definitely TagTeamRobJackson!
RM – I opted for beer tonight. Just got my 3rd. Cheers!!
The Biathalon with Rob and Kellan FTMFW!! And then I’d sneak off with Jackson…hey…we need an event where I can have all 3! #greedyHOOr
You had me at “Finger”…dood….I can’t get past Robs fingers…OK…I could…but in writing….I can’t get past finger….F*CK me I have a serious finger getish with ROBward…. so it would have to be:
The Finger Curling Event
1. finger length (Falling….)
2. penetration (Passing out)
3. and thumb skills Have you seen his thumb in his mouth????? (THUD)
fuckity fuck rl really had me by my britches… rsm *runs to catch up*
Wow! I’m all out of breath just reading those events. Only choose 1?!
Ok I’m going with #4 FINGERFUCK EVENT …all the way!
rsm *deeply inhales* as images of Rob’s long fingers penetrating in-n-out make her come (twss) undone!
Finger-curling event FTMFW!!!
Omg I have the biggest fetish for his fingers!!!They go on forever…just like his legs…and other parts!
You know that pic where he’s holding a coffee, a pen and a script all at the same time in one hand….puddle of goo I tell ya!!He would hardly even have to try with fingers that long…Gold medal before he even competes!
*Capri takes a shot of Whiskey with a beer chaser for this question*
The Biathlon… I already girlcrush on KStew, and this could totally be a tag-team event. When one of them gets tired (I’m thinking Billy would be the first man out) someone can take their place. I run a farm & can split 1/2 a cord of wood a day so endurance is no prob for me.
Finger curling with the cuff…hands down!! Or up, whichev…..ahhhhhhh!
Hey Peeler! Happy Saturday everybody!
1) Department store: Rob would have to be Macy’s cos they have those little brown bags, a must have for any h00r or Hobo!
2) Priceless work of art – he would be that famous painting the Kiss, so beautiful, it invites you in
3) Starbucks: Caramel Machiato – smooth and creamy with a cheeky bit of caramel I could lick off the top of him
4) Day of the Week – he would have to be Sunday – we would spend the whole day in bed being lazy and heavy sexin
5) Campbells soup – this is a hard one (thats what he said) cos I make my own soup hate soup out of cans. I will go with Chicken Noodle -that would be a nice winter warmer for when we get back from hanging out behind the dumpster!
Hehehe!! We picked the same Starbuck’s drink!! Good stuff!
1. I’ll go with Walmart just because it has the word “wall” in it, and well you know where this is going. (as in up against a wall)
2. He already is a priceless piece of ass. Ooohhh, you said art. My answer would still be the same, he already is a priceless piece of art. I can’t think of anything that could compare to him.
3. Expresso-double shot. It hits hard and keeps you up all night, but it is oh, so good.
4. He’d be Saturday, because a lot of people “get off” on Saturdays. Um, yeah, get off work that is.
5. He’d be oyster stew. You know what they say about oysters.
I’ll play
These ones are hard(thats what she said)
1) La Perla because his is beautiful and priceless like good Lingerie.
2) Any art work that has naked people mostly men.
3) White Chocolate Mocha extra cream please!!!
4) It Friday and I’m in love (shout out to ‘The Cure’)
5) Cream of anything. Cuz that what he does to me makes me cream my panties. So cream soup reminds me of him.
Part 2
I choose Option one, Speed shagging
So it is about Twilight and we are on a drive along the county roads near my town in Colorado, there are no other cars on the road and I can’t get the song “sex on Fire” out of my mind. It comes on the radio and he looks over at me, with a beautiful smile. I unbuckle my seatbelt and quickly undo his buttonfly jeans and take him in my mouth before he has a chance to argue or protest. I busy myself with sucking and fondling as he moans deliciously. My goal is to get him off before the county road ends in two miles and we have to turn. He starts to harden more and I can feel he is close. Suddenly he is shooting down my throat, and I swallow every last drop. I clean him up and button his fly, then return to my seat. He looks over at me with a shocked look on his face. I smile knowing we still had a mile to go before our turn.
*giggles* Yeah, this is one of my Rob fantasies. I think Mr. S might like it if I did this to him.
I love “The Cure”
I love The Cure too. And now I also love country roads in Colorado.
@beckys76 I picked Friday I’m in love from Cure too … great minds yada, yada!
@becky . . . that was fucking hawt! And I love that Kings of Leon song!!!
*fist bump* Cure fan here, and your post was fuckalicious!!! I wanna share my playlist that has some of my fav Cure songs on it. The Cure is about half way through the list. Love ya, BB!! <3333!!!!
http://www.playlist.com/playlist/1069850635
I can't make it a day without music, and a lot of these songs give me Rob fantasies! ~Capri
I freaking love THE CURE…saw them perform live and they were absolutley brilliant!
~Capri, <3 you hard BB Thanks for sharing your playlist!! I Love music too. Loved your playlist. NIN, Candlebox, Kings of Leon, and The Cure. Yep kindred spirits sista!!! FF, Twilight and my Robsession has turned me on to so much music, I love it.
OK
1. I know The Salvation Army isn’t really a thrift store, but I think it’s more like Rob!
2. Definitely David! LOL!
3. I don’t go to Starbucks, so I’ll say a Tim Horton’s French Vanilla!
4. Obviously Hump Day!
5. Any cream soup of course!
SRL, I wonder if Rob likes his ‘Vanilla’?
“The Salvation Army” lol, good one!
Hellooo *waves* ducking in quick – supposed to be down cleaning basement with Mr. PC for tomorrow’s SuperBowl Partay *listening for feet on the steps* ok, real quick
1. Lord and Taylor – Pfft – NOT!
No, he would be Value City cuz you just have to look past the stained, holy t-shirts and jeans to find some really good deals!!!
2. Oh, it would have to be something by Da Vinci for the religious conotations there. “He gets me closer to God” “Church of St. Mattress” etc…..
3. mmm, love Starbucks straight up with milk – no frills – just like Rob
Yikes – I have to think about 4 and 5 – my time is up! BBL
@anniepatz – just scrolled up quick and read your Lord and Taylor explanation – I like it! I should have thought of that! Good answer!!!
k – now I’m going bbl
This is so much fun! I LOVE reading everyone’s answers.
Okay, round two…….
Day one I’ll go for the gold in the finger curling event. There’s been lots of fingerporn floating around lately and there is NO WAY he won’t bring me to orgas…….um, I mean, us to victory!
Day two will be dedicated to the freestyle shagging event.
Form? Hell yeah!
Originality? Come here baby, let me teach you a few things.
Precision? Ohhh, hell to the yes!
Copying the Karma Sutra? Um, NO. We’ll make the Karma Sutra look like a copy of “Mary Had a Little Lamb”
Mary Had a Little Lamb. LoL
Mary had a little sheep,
and with the sheep Mary did sleep,
the sheep turned out to be a ram
and Mary had a little lamb!
LMFAO! Sorry, but I couldn’t resist posting that little rhyme!
@SRL, you duurty h00r you! LMAO! ♥ it.
Mary had a little Lamb! ROFLMFAO!!!! Nicely played, rtpgirl!
Oh, these were kinda hard (twss). So I’ll have a go ….
1. Hoors R Us
2. No way is it Michaelangelo’s David ’cause the peen is way too small so I’ll have to go with Michaelangelo’s Sistine Chapel ’cause you need to lay on your back to have a really good, long look at it…..
3. Don’t drink coffee so I’ll go with hot chocolate (after that awesome manip yesterday with him licking chocolate off his hands) and lots and lots of whipped cream.
4. Sunday – sleep in and then worship at the altar of HHH and the Church of St. Mattress….AMEN and HALLELUJAH!
5. Butternut squash – thick, rich, um….what was I saying?? (and it has the words nut and squash in it *snicker*)
“Sistine Chapel ’cause you need to lay on your back to have a really good, long look at it…..”LMFAO!! I was thinking the Sistine Chap too, but my reason was not nearly as good as yours!!!!!!!!!!
LOL Binky! I guess I should have read everyone’s answers before I replied. We have two almost exactly the same. Great minds…
binky…I said Sistine Chapel…but your explan is much funnier…I should have thought of the Church of the St. Mattress of the Rob Chapel….tee hee
Okay, onto Round 2…. So you asked which one I would be willing to participate in?? Well all 5 of course but I’m sure we’d set some impressive Olympic & Canadian records!!
1. The Speed Shagging Event
YES, YES and oh baby, YES!
2. The 4 a.m. Luge
‘Cause nothin’ says luvin’ like a Rob (I mean rub) and a tug in the middle of the night….
3. The Freestyle Shagging Event
There are some new positions that I would like to show Rob that I’m sure he hasn’t even seen before….
4. The Finger Curling Event
Gah, finger porn!!! I would request that this be my gold medal event!! Pretty please????
5. The Biathlon
Read What’s Lust Got to Do With It – that’s my final answer…..
YEAH!!! Freedom!!!
Woohoo!! Belly on up to the bar bb!!
1> There’s a dept. store in Panama called, “The Do It Center”…I’d rename it ,”The Do Me Center”!
I’m going straight to hell for that one! LOL!
2> I’m going to go with Starry Night by Van Gogh because it’s dreamy, and so is Rob! (awwww…)
3> Caramel Macchiato…vanilla, steamed milk, espresso, and foam, topped with caramel sauce! YUMMY!
4> He would be Sunday, because he would have me screaming “OH GOD!” all day long!
5> He would be “Habanero Hellfire Chili” flavored because he’s so f*cking hot!
ap and rsm- I’ve got way tooo many windows open and have had way tooo much wine to handle commenting over there and over here, so……I will of course fill up your gals*fuck,moscato typing-just ignore*..where was I? Oh yeah, ap-I can’t even remember what I was going to say.Sorry. It will come to me.
RCC-be back in 10 to sen you an email
erbody else…..I lurve you!!
LMFAO RM! I totally Lurve you back!<3
RCC-So*looking at watch* it has been more than 10min. Sorry, it’ll be like 10 more min.
RM – you make me want to have a glass of wine, hmmmm but then dinner will never get done
Pc-that is what Chinese or Pizza is for!!! Grab the phone and order it up baby!!handing pc a glass and filling it up*
ap-finally figured out what I was going to say….*clinking glass with you*……that was it. All kinds of cliff hanger huh??
BBL, RL is calling collect and I REALLY don’t want to accept!!
hmmmm, had pizza last night, I think I’m just gonna have some spaghetti, that’s easy! Thanks for the drink – Cheers! *Raises glass*
RM hope we see you back… and thanks for the drink too
rsm *raises glass* Cheers ladies!
now I wonder what to order pizza, chinese, thai?
btw still no shell, huh? *sniffs*
@RM what is the “news” today? Any change? And I’m making Mimossas as we speak! Cheers!!!
Hey RM I tried to send you an email earlier but the stoopid thing refuses to send…. I dunno what its problem is!Anyway I know you obv can’t say anymore on here so just let Shell know I’m thinking of her and I hope shes ok!x
Peeler- drank 5 glasses of Moscato and have lost my steam now
No news, no change I guess. Mimosas sound wonderful.Don’t mind if I do.*clinking glasses*
Cheers ladies!! What kind of debauchery are we going to get into tonight????
BLRL and rsm-I will try to pass on the love. I’m sure she can feel it!!
It looks like I need to try Starbuck’s Caramel Macchiato since everyone’s picking that one! I rarely even go to Starbucks but I’ll go now.
LMFAO ap! I was thinking the same thing about the Caramel Macchiato, I’ve never tried it before either, but if this many H00rs like it, it must be pretty good!
I know! I usually go to a little local place by my house or DD. I’m a DD h00r myself. Starbucks is too bitter for me, but the flavored ones are better. (I typically just drink regular coffee or Americano). *sighs* so boring.
Caramel Macchiato is what I had in mind when I came up with this question. They always ask, “Do you want whipped cream on that?” Please! Do I look like the kind of woman who would say no to some cream?! Hell NO!!!!
You must try it! It’s fabulous!
Caramel Macchiato FTW!! Didn’t know so many HOOrs liked the same thing!!
<3
Caramel and Rob……yummy!!!! I’m not gonna lie, it is my favorite drink at Starbucks’, and now I will never have another one w/o thnking of HHH.
I thought of another one for the department store. The Office Depot. Beautiful Bastard anyone?
“The Office Depot”, that’s a good one rtpgirl!
…and having a little romp in one of those office chairs….gulp….gah…thud…
Ahh, crap! RL is calling, the voice is getting louder. I guess I better go shut it the hell up! Be back later….
Just when you think you’ve got a minute to chill RL barges in BAM!
rsm *slams the door back shut on rl* Okay back to Q&A party post:
1) Nordstroms because everything about Rob is the TOPS!
2) Michelangelo’s David ~
3) Double Espresso Chocolate Truffle ~ Rob is sweet & delectable YUM!
4) Monday you can fall apart, Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart, Thursday doesn’t even start, IT WOULD BE FRIDAY ~ I’M IN LOVE <3 the Cure
5) Double Noodle Soup ~ Naturally, I think Rob's noodle is thick (uncut) & will bring double the pleasure!
RSM: OK…we can be roomies!!!!!!! tee hee hee…NORDIES FTMFW!!!!!!!
Wasn’t sure if I was supposed to REPLY or COMMENT…WTF….I AM A TARD….
Sorry for late post…RL kicked my add today…so I am avoiding reading other posts to see how unoriginal I truly am….
1.OK…Rob would def be Nordstroms…..hey, it would be called Robstroms….because the service is f*cking brilliant and everything is perfect and beautiful and makes my eyes gasm….also there is that damn piano….for DomWard to play on…oh yeah…those long fingers playing as you walk through the lingerie department on your way to the spa to get waxed for 50 shades…woops…focus…
2. OMG….the Sisteen chapel celing..I sat and stared at that for hours, until my neck was sore…until it closed…and they kicked me out…kind of like RAoR, Melbies photos, etc. etc…the PRETTY is so F*CKING intoxicating…who knows…my Rob…I may get divorced over Rob at this rate….
of course…the sculpture of DAVID was the obvious choice….but thought I would try something personal…
3. Rob is def a Skinny Cinnamon Dolce Latte Rich espresso with an EXTRA shot of EXPresso! Sweet, buttery, sugar-free cinnamon dolce syrup. Nonfat steamed milk topped with foamed milk and cinnamon dolce sprinkles…and he would lick it off of me…
4. Rob would definately be Wednesday…it’s HUMP day for F*CKS sake…so he would be the International Symbol for “Let’s all HUMP”!!!!!!!!!
5. Rob would have to be Creme of Sum Yung Guy….sorry…I tried not to…but my fingers kept going and there it was….I can’t thnk of anything else….
Luv you all!
Nordstroms! I was thinking that earlier too because of the piano. *sighs*
AP: Luv the F*CKING piano for years…but I freaking can’t look at that damn piano now without thinking of the DOM….it makes me whip out my credit card…hubba hubba
TC1…I am DYING over your soup answer! F*CK YEAH BABY!! LMFAO!!
LRAD: tee hee hee….old joke…but so perfect for this moment..
rsm *fist bumps* TC1 you picked Nordstroms too!?
envisioning Domward playing the piano as you walk through lingerie, oh yeah bb.
Your explanation for why is far better than mine, but it’s everything I was thinking really
LOL @Creme of Sum Young Guy … my favorite meal at this Chinese place near us is called Long Young Noodles… makes me think of Rob … all roads lead to Rob
RSM: tee hee I knew we were soul sister of the Nordstoms gods!!!!
How about Creme of Sum Yung Guy with Long Noodles….FTMFW!!!!!!!!
ROFLMFAO…..
All roads lead to Rob!!!!!
p.s. getting hotel taken care of bb!
OK I gotta go for a little while, RL is calling me now too, but the Hubs is taking the kids out in a little while, so I”ll be back to play when I’ve got total Freedom!
Freedom! I won’t let you down. I will not give you up. Gotta have some faith in the sound . . .
It’s the one good thing..that I’ve got!! Love me some GM!!!!
OK…I’m off to make some more “bad boy Rob” manips!
Damn Ladies. You would not believe the fuckery going on in my house tonight. Mom/Sis in-law visited earlier today bearing Christmas gifts(yes, completely dysfunctional fam here that knows not when Holidays are actually celebrated) The kids got Rollerblades as one of their gifts and I have been sitting here LMAO watching a 4 & 7 yr old try to rollerblade.(My floors are old wood pine farmhome floors, no carpet just rugs) This is making me think how Rob would be on a pair. I would love to RB with his wonky ass! Haven’t RB in years but I’ve found myself my new hobby for spring/summer. Buns/thighs of steel here I come!!!
I love that you just said “wonky ass”!!!
I second that Peeler!! hahahhahaha Awesome!
UoEM updated chapter is gooooood. Let’s hope the MOTU is better than the last one. Off to read it now! *sips beer*
*getting checklist*
*wrote paper* check
*threw mother out the door* check
*gone to liquor store* check
*made dinner* check
*busied my son with something* check
*put dishes in sink with intentions to wash..* check
*poured glass of wine totally forgetting about dishes* check
*throwing checklist in trash*
*calling to the fabulous Pattinh00rs*
Am i too late???
Never bb!!!Prof masen might give you a little spankin’ for being late though!
Yayyy! great to see u bb! *running to give BLRL hugs*
PROMISE??! with the spanking.? what about some hair pulling? can I get some of that too?
LMAO….someone likes it rough huh?*whispers* me too!!!
*Blacklace squeezes PP half to death*
I bet if we asked real nice he’d whip out the metre stick and bend us over the lecture stand…can you tell what I spend my classes thinking of lol…such a naughty h00r teehee!!!
Peeler can always go for a good spankin! Technique is crucial, tho! It can’t be too hard and it can’t have a cheek preference. Otherwise things get sore quick! Have to reverberate the smack off the kitty! Not many men can do this well! Was that TMI? Peeler hangs head in shame . . .
And don’t get me started on the hair pulling!!! Sweet Jesus that is too freakin hawt!!! Serious weakness for that shiz!!!! Again, tho . . . technique is crucial here!
LMAO, never too late here. Glad to see I’m not the only one that likes a good hair pulling! Hubs is glaring at me for lack of attention tonight, but he can just suck it up. I squeezed out two kids for him and in two weeks we get a healthy tax return that otherwise would not be. Sending you a shot of Crown Royal, and if that is not to your liking, I have no problem doubling-up! <3's ~Capri
Bahahaha Peeler…brilliant!Too true…I don’t want some dude makin’ it so that I can’t sit for a week…although…hmmm!!!Damn you Domward you have completely corrupted me!I was in a riding store the other day (the horse kind before we get too excited!) with my aunt who owns a stables…needless to say I stood infront of the riding crops for the entire time grinnig like an idiot…!
Pwahahahahahaaa! Peeler!
looove the way you think girl. No TMI girl. I am w/ you all the way..
I think I just pulled something in my back from laughing so hard.. OWWWW!
Ya know if I got laid more often my body would be used to twisting in all sorts of directions & wouldnt get so fricken’ kinked up! *hugs to Gemini sistah seperated at birth*
@BLRL meter stick? where? who? can I get some of that? gentle now. listen to Peeler’s precise instructions.
@Capri is that shot of Crown for me?? YAY! thanks!! *fist bump*
*throws Crown down the gullet*
(although it makes her think of her best friend Steve-O she was totally in love with butt, that’s another story..)
*slides shot of Jameson down to Capri*
*calling* Peeeeeler.. no stealing Capri’s shot to give to some hottie attracted to ur presently magnetic kitty
LOL BLRL, Where I live we have a TSC Store (horse equipment galore) A couple weeks ago the hubs & I were in there for supplies and I couldn’t walk away from the crops section either. The hubs grabbed one and I bent over because I’m a hOOr like that and just as a store tec walked out of the backroom & he busted the hubs “testing” one out on my add. Never seem a man blush so hard in my life. Those riding crops smarts! Owie! I likey!
Awwww . . . come on, PP! I’ll just order another one and send it to that table of guys on the left. The one in the corner is kind of cute! Looks a little like John Cusack. LOL!
OOhhhh, Jamison…Now you will see Capri turn into a totally freaky Bitch! Jamison is on-par with a shot of Jeager for me. Devil in a bottle that shit is! I once had three shots of something called “Titties” and walked sideways for the remainder of the evening. Good times, but Woah! <3's Ladies.. the hubs wants me to partake in his fuckery for a while….B back!!!
Peeler, I dunnooooo, are we working the room together?
*laughing maniacally* whooahahhahahahahaaa!!
@Capri LMAO! ahhh, yes. the Jaegar. I remember it well.. wait a second.. no, I don’t.. it always makes me blackout. hahahahahaha. gooood stuff #goodtimes
Vodka makes me a total biotch tho. holy moly. nottt good.
hope you can come back soon & play!!
Okay on to play Peeler’s game.. let’s see how retarded my answers are this week. LOL! I haven’t peeked at anyone else’s..
*performance anxiety I won’t measure up*
Q1. Dept. Store: Home Depot. that’s a department store right? lots of big tool boxes for my Hobo, batteries, riding crop..I mean..ummm, tools huh uh huh huh. all kind of things to utilize in there
Q2. Work of art: any picture of Rob as he is a the real work of art. original huh? no. really.. The Birth of Venus by Botticelli because he makes me feel womanly, sexy, beautiful & botticellesque like Venus us therein.
Q3. Starbucks coffee: Mocha-chino: simple with complex careful development, smooth, addictive, created with steamy hot cream, touch of sweetness and it wakes you up with a delicious smile just like Rob. prolly not too original but, #true story
Q4. Day of Week: Sin-day! I mean Sunday.. the day you do nothing ‘cept lay around naked and f*ck all day like rabbits!! do it nicely later, after you order out for chinese and feed it to each other on a bearskin rug..
Q5. Kind of soup: Cream of Chicken or Cream of mushroom put that in anything you’re going to put in your mouth and it makes it so much more savory.. Mmmmm Mmmmm Goooood!
Did I get ‘em all? why do I feel like I am missing one? not going back up to look.. Okay lemme see Round 2?
Hey pp – I almost picked Botticelli’s Birth of Venus too – but I couldn’t think of why – you came up with an awesome reason!!!
ohhh, thank you Binky!
Hey BLRL you there?? If you tried to send me an email and it didn’t work, perhaps it is because I typed it in wrong#imanidiot
carebear1@hotmail.com
not
like.carebear1@hotmail.com
Hahaha…no worries bb thnx!I’ll give it another go and see!I do stuff like that all the time….I gave my sisters number to a guy last week because its the first one that comes into my head…doh!!!
givin’ ur sister’s # out is helping who? get laid?? Lol!
Hahaha PP it wouldn’t have been that bad only he thought I was blowing him off…just a little misunderstanding!
Eh no not yet *pouts*…but he has potential…geez I sound like I’m describing a semi-detatched house…no guy gets me excited like rob does…sigh!
Someone needs to get laid good for me and Peeler! LOL!
Im late to the parteee cos went to a party tonite – first time out in 7 weeks – and have drunk more than last 7 weeks combind, so scuse the drunk typgn – and couldn be arsed to read other comments so aplgies if i’m unoriginl
1. Departmnt sotre – well, ur stores are diffrent in the Uk so any suggestnss will be a bit meanlingless, but I’d have to go for Harrods, cost its the best, is top quality and they promise to supply anything and everythign you want
2. Wrk of art would have to be statu of david, but with a lot more marble in the knob area – considring michaelangeo was gay, he was very mean with his cock pieice
3. I refuse to anser this one on the grounds that I hate fuckin starbucks and their coffe is shite, so no comprasin to rob.
4. Fuck knows – Saturday I guess, cos it’s genryally the funnest day of the week.
5. Not sure if you have Mulligitawny in the US but thats my chocice cose its hot and spicy.
Liz, I just e-mailed you. Need your advice desperately.
Shit, I just realized you’re drunk as a skunk. Well, give it a try anyway. LOL
FluffyLiz is drunk typing! You know it’s gonna be a goooooooddddd nite now! *Peeler high fives Liz*
LoL~!
OMG a friend of mine was on the news. Reporters are outside all over the city interviewing people walking around in the snow. He was WASTED. So f’in funny. He proposed to the reporter. She’s like “well the bars are open that’s for sure!”
*pulls peeler’s hair* are you here?
scilla – where are you?
I need more info on cut vs. uncut – educate me
Good Gawd, Annie!!! That felt all kinds of goooooddddd!!!! Do it again!!!!
Hey Anniepatz, yeah I’m here. What would you like to know? You know I’m a dirty h00r, so I’ll answer anything.
*crickets*
*pulls peeler’s hair and gives a little spank*
so this discussion i missed, does this mean rob has an uncut winky? cause i’ve never seen one and honestly it sounds kinda icky. don’t they get all dirty? and who has a pic of one!?
crickets HEHE
Okay Anniepatz, here’s my quick tutorial on uncut peens. Granted, I haven’t seen one since I’ve been with Elvis, which is 15 years. But prior to that, I was up close and personal with a few of the Italian and French variety.
Sooo, most of us think Rob is uncut because he’s English. Most Englishmen are uncut.
Here’s the tutorial, feel free to copy and paste at your leisure:
1. Most of the men in the world are uncut. This is how a man is born and so many countries don’t see a need to alter what nature made.
Parts of the world where men are predominantly uncut: Mexico, Central and South America, Europe, Asia, parts of Africa, New Zealand, parts of Australia.
Countries and cultures where men are cut: The United States, Canada, parts of Australia, Jewish men, some Muslim men.
2. An uncut peen looks the same as a cut peen when it is erect. The foreskin retracts automatically and you can’t really tell it’s there. When the uncut peen is flaccid, the foreskin simply covers the head. Just picture a turtleneck covering your neck.
3. Uncut men aren’t dirtier, they just have to take care to wash carefully in the shower by pulling the foreskin down a little and soaping up. That’s all. So basically if a guy showers, he’s not going to smell.
4. Intercourse feels the same with both. Blowjobs feel the same, but you can use your hand to stroke the foreskin up and down and drive the guy insane. Personally, I feel a handjob is easier with an uncut guy, ’cause you just use the foreskin as lubricant to go all the way up and all the way down. I find that sometimes things can get a bit dry with a cut guy. But hey there’s always saliva or lube.
Here’s a few pics. Scroll all the way down.
http://indra.com/~shredder/intact/anatomy/
Here’s some drawings and info.
http://www.cirp.org/pages/anat/
Enjoy!
I also missed out on this conversation last week, so I’ll take this time to share my thoughts on the subject. I have seen plenty of cut and uncut peens in my life, and I actually saw both at the exact same time, for the first time when I was 13, while playing Truth or Dare with my best friend, her brother, and his best friend. Being the first ones that I had ever seen, I of course questioned the differences, but neither boy could explain it to me, so I spent the next few years, wondering why one had a “hoodie” and the other didn’t! It wasn’t until I was 17, that I finally learned what circumcision was and why some people chose to do it and some people didn’t! Anyway, I have been with both a cut man and an uncut man(Hubs is uncut) and I’d have to say that there are differences in performance, but I wouldn’t say that one is better than the other! As for looks, I personally like the “hoodie”, I think it makes the peen look cute, but I could be biased! LMFAO! And I think they both look the same when they’re erect anyway!
Wow you girls are better than wikipedia. K let me look at the pics now *bites knuckle*
When the uncut peen is flaccid, the foreskin simply covers the head. Just picture a turtleneck covering your neck. *giggles*
Holy Shit, the pics made me giggle. I feel like I’m 12. I gotta say, it looks different but I’d get used to it. I love how it says “anonymous photographs” lol.
Thanks scilla and SRL!
Wow! Late again…been offline all day…I think I have the shakes. I’m cracking my first beer, so these answers are prolly not going to be very creative.
1. Store…The Buckle…cuz everytime I go in there I can see Rob wearing those clothes. I wanna role around in the plaid and jeans.
2. Work of Art…The thinker…Naked, smexy and smart
3. Starbucks coffee…I drink that cold dark chocolate mocha frappaccino (add a little Baileys to it and it’s out of this world)
4. Friday cuz its a fabulous day
5. Soup obviously anything smooth & creamy
Um the Olympic events…gotta be the Biathalon Rob/Jackson FTMFW…and Kellan can show up in his Calvins
Once again great questions Peeler!
Thanks Drizl! Glad to see you could cum out and play! BTW I’m actually wearing my TagTeamRobJackson shirt as I type this!!!
What? Tag team shirt…OMG I so need one of those.
*shell runs into RAoR quickly handing out drinks and hugs*
Just a quick post. I am OK, just dealing with a lot of RL shit right now. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers! I miss you all soooooo much. I’ll be back as soon as I can!! xxoo
{{{smooches}}} I so wish I could stay. . .
Shell yay! Miss you. Big smooch and come back soon.
I thought I saw your smexy shoes…Miss ya bb
Hey Shell I’ve missed those cute little shoes…hope your ok and things get better soon bb…we need that pervy mind of yours!!!
{{{smooches}}}
OMG!! rsm *picks shell up & twirls her around* Ooopsy! Sorry if I made your red slippers fall off!! I’m so happy to see u even if it’s only for a second!!
I’ll keep you in my thoughts & truly hope rl backs off and gives you a break!
Hope you can come back real soon! (((HUGS))) xo
OMG…I just had a SHOEgasm, SHELLgasm….SLIPPERgasm….
{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}
{{{{KISSES}}}}}
Mad mad Cougar luv
All seems inadequate….you know the depth of it all…..
xoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxooxoxoxo
In my thoughts and prayers. Hurry back bb! ((Hugs))
Damn! I missed Shell!!! *waves pouting* bye Shell.. positive thoughts to you bb!!
<<<<3333
*tackles shell and gives her a huge lesbian kiss and hug* Yes I’m not going both ways. WE MISS YOU!!
What’s up with this RL bullshit HUH? *kicks dirt*
SHELL!!!! Smooches bb!! Rob promises that things WILL get better!! I’ve said a little prayer at the altar of HHH at the Church of the St. Mattress!!
OMG OMG OMG OMG *Peeler runs at Shell tackling her and giggling hysterically* Shell!!!!!!! You had me worried freakin sick! Do not do that to me again!! I can’t handle any more DRAMA!!! Need your pervy ass, sista!!!!!!!
SHEEEELLLLLL!
I’m so glad you managed to come back, even if it was only for a little while! Hopefully next time you’ll have gotten rid of the RL BS for good,and you’ll be able to stay and play longer!<3
Just click your heels together and repeat after me….There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home……(of course considering RAoR is “home”)
Shell, I’ve missed you BB. So your RL is shit right now hang in there. Remember we h00rs love you and we are here for you Right Ladies??! Come back when you can!!!
BIG HUGS AND KISSES <3
Thata girl Shell!! You get right back up on that thing and take another ride!! Yeehaw!!
Here’s shells email if you want to drop her a line. She misses everyone and said to pass this along.
secretangelpattz@gmail.com
She’s cummin’ back ladies…..slowly but surely……..she’s cummin’ back!!!*RM breathing easier now*
FUCKity FuckBucketS!!!#toomuchrobonthebrain
Her email is
secretagentpattz@gmail.com
sorry-too much wine today!!*facepalm………repeatedly*