With the filming of Bel Ami commencing over the weekend, I have no doubt that Robert Pattinson’s pimple on his ass Manager Nick people will be pumping up security. We know how things can get out of hand on the set when the crazy cougars twimoms crazed fangirls fans run a muck.
During the filming of Remember Me, security was tight and Rob was protected by the impenetrable & lethal umbrella *snicker* That umbrella was not only functional (damn you umbrella for keeping Rob dry) but deadly #sarcasm.
Safe & Secure O.o
So what has Rob’s crack security dude team come up with to keep him safe during the filming of Bel Ami? RAoR has an exclusive look at the high tech gadgetry.
After the GoGoGadgetHobo…
The POOL NOODLE
The much feared POOL NOODLE!
The SUPER SOAKER
The deadly accurate SUPER SOAKER!
THE VAMP
COUGAR Distracting Kryptonite - THE VAMP!
The JACOB BLACK DOLL
TWEEN Kryptonite - THE JACOB DOLL!
The WING TIP SHOE
The 007 Deadly WING TIP SHOE
The PING PONG PADDLE
The PING PONG PADDLE (fun for other stuff too #Domward)
The MEDIEVAL SHIELD
The stampede deterring ancient Medieval Shield
The HAND MIXER
The debilitating HAND MIXER!
The BANANA CREAM PIE
The blinding BANANA CREAM PIE!
BITCH B’GONE SPRAY aka HO-AWAY!
The Fail-Safe Secret Weapon...BITCH B'GONE SPRAY!
OMG that was too much fun. Any other ideas?
LMAO!! am i first???
They may have to use LAUGHING GAS BOMBS thrown into the crowds….women will be orgasming from so much laughter that Rob go unnoticed escaping out the back….
ROB IS A SEX BOMB!! There’s STEAM coming off of Rob. We all see it.
Oh Yeah, baby!! Total fucking Sex *!!!Nuclear!! Bomb!!!*
that last photo!! *THUD*
HHH is definatly a serial bomber, leaving a trail of exploded panties everywhere. Love that Debbo. THUD…..
Hey Tess! I didn’t see you yesterday! Happy Belated bday!!
Debbo,
the pic at 2.58 made me scream soooo loud that the girl that lives downstairs (she’s sweet) SEND ME A FREAKIN’ TEXT MASAGE! to ask if I was ok!!!!!!!!!!
(you have to know that I live in a house that was build in 1906 or something, so all wood/no concrete….. we hear e.ve.re.thing.)
But I’m ok, oh hell yeah, I’m ok. Thanks to JAG again, cause this post made the tears drip between my breasts from laughing.
Jesus JAG, I wanna live inside your head (how many rooms are there? I need an extra for my shoes)
XXX
yeah right…..WTF?!?!!!!!!!!!!!
masage = message…..
what the hell was I thinking?!?!!!!
(mmmhhh…….. maybe that’s a new service…. text massage….. mmhhh…. I will discuss it with a product manager who works at T-Mobile.)
Holy shit! The sex bomb has detonated in my panties, that’s for sure! Fuckhawt debbo!! and happy Bday Tess!!
I think I stopped breathing at 1:12. “Medic!!!”
Oh Rob, you sex bomb you!! You can give it to me anytime because I’m yours…upside down, inside out…….where was I?? Oh yeah, KA-FUCKIN-BOOM!!!!
He definitely causes an explosion in my panties!
Wowee!!! A belated birthday pressie, y’all!!
Thanks, darling darling JAG, for this funny post!
i need to share what happened on my birtday yesterday but **Warning Alert for long message** to say “Thank you very much….”
I thank you all from the bottom of my cougar heart
every Pattinh00r and Robslut, from end to start:
What a treasure trove of sisterly affection
was accumulated here in my choice for RL defection!
Hello SmittenByaBrit, pattincake and music4debbo!
And RobCatCdn, ta for that smokin’ hot photo!
Venussleeping, nice loud singing there, my dear
And cheers torontotwicat, expatgeil and also 1peeler,
Imamess, expatgeil, deb24601 and romanySue;
Hey there Georgeygirl, a happy birthday to you too!
blinky1, drizl, bbbeee and yes, LuvRobAllDay,
ImGoinDown, your wee sweet poem capped my day!
FluffyLiz, Haystackhair and elvis4scilla
oh, how I do love the asses off the whole lot of ya!
I see you girls too, Capri and MyRobbie
I appreciated all of your shout outs on RAoR to me!
I apologise to those not named inadvertently,
you are legion and I have an eroding memory
But I love that you all took the time of day
To send your loving regards my happy way!
RL was a in a real wicked mood in truth
She was all red in jaw and claw and tooth!
But once home my hubby took me in hand
gave me the best birthday I never planned!
He said I never looked better, younger or lovelier
and he kissed and bit my neck like a horny vampire!
All our three children rolled their eyes in unison
“Dad, she likes Robert Pattinson more than Edward Cullen!”
But they don’t know their parents’ favourite fantasy
was to indulge in vampiric rape and debauchery!
Spent a lovely time over a Chinese dinner delicious
Then romped a bit more in bed with my precious…
Then off to the umpteenth screening of New Moon
with Rob’s slow mo strutting still causing me to swoon!
And then, cherry on top of birthday cake with cream,
Finally, at last, a fucking Robert Pattinson dream!!
Oh, the delightful and well-deserved ecstasy
of Robert having a conversation with me!
We were in Rio de Janiero with Jesus on the mountain
He was lost and he wanted some direction!
of course, I did not say I was a huge fan
but only that I would help him in ANY WAY I can!
I was attending a university round table conference
and so had a delegate’s priority and influence
got the hotel staff to make the right connection
so he can get back to his filming studio location
he was so thankful he caught me up in a hug
and rocked me closely like a bug in a rug
he smelt like sea water with a hint of musk
but still reduced me to a quivering husk
he said I can ask him for any favour in turn
I felt my face redden and burn
I blurted out about the letter I had sent
inviting him to support a NZ youth event
that we were planning a music and arts centre
that I wanted him to be our project ally and sponsor
that when he came to our country to film his movie
if he could come my way to help my community
He said “YES!” and he did so without any lapse
He made me stifle a sob and gasp
I could not believe my random luck
I never once thought the word “Fuck!”
He smiled and laughed most engagingly
Then kissed me on my cheek resoundingly
Asked me for my phone number and entered it
into his personal blackberry thingee, to wit!
then his car came and he had to leave
he waved goodbye and my heart did heave
Oh my goodness, oh my world
I was a happy and lucky girl
but I woke up and found my eyes wet
his luminous face I cannot forget
What a perverted kind of wish fulfilment was this?
no fucking or mackin’, only an innocent kiss!!
Ah, but I will treasure that dream all week and longer,
That fabulous Robert Pattinson dreamy close encounter!
okay, the psychologist in me KNOWS that the dream has something to do with a real invitation I received from the UN to attend a university round table conference in Rio in March on the very day of my birthday, and the repeat viewing of NM on that same night with the Rob-breaking-phone-in-the-hotel-room-with-glow-in-the-dark-Jesus-in-background scene!!
But I was so rapt!! Just had to tell you all!!
And truly, I deeply appreciated all of your best wishes and I totally loved popping in and out of here every chance I can cop. You are all so very precious to me, thank you for saving my life, no exaggerations!
<3 you all and JAG, thanks for your ongoing hospitality here at RaoR!
ciao bella, and totes not sorry for long-winded post at all!!
You are awesome Tess! Please don’t ever leave us! <3's,bb!! ~Capri
How can i leave you all?
Like the man said:
I am here. Where else am i gonna go?
*smooches*
Tess that was fucking awesome!! And JAG what a hi-lar-ious post. I laughed my ass off. Can’t wait for the filming and Rob sightings to begin! They can’t film the whole damn thing inside can they??
And like Tess – I thank you all here too! You biotches have saved my life! I’m not crazy and it feels so good to know that. tee hee.
Aw Tess, you are such a sweetheart, and I’m so glad you had such a fab birthday, topped off with a Rob dream to make it completely perfect.
Tess—you & Rob & Christ the Redeemer on top of a mountain & you never once thought of the word ‘Fuck’?—LOL—<3
should add that i love your poetry but i sometimes miss those wild pervy (if not to say, porny) sessions when the Ladies of the Night let their hair down—<3
Tezz sounds like you had the perfect Birthday
Even a Hug and Kiss from Rob..what more could a girl ask for ? *starts to daydream* A quick fondle of the magical Peen… a nibble on a sweet nipple… a lick of his long fingers !! Gahh I need a cold shower Now!!
Wow… can I trade you my birthday? Any Robdream, never mind PG rated, is heavenly! I’m glad you had a good day! PS. I admire your skills in poetry writing deeply!
glad you had a nice bday Tess. Your hubby sounds great – that dream sounded even better!!!!
God Tess, how do you DO that? So talented. Glad you had a great day, and GAH, nice dream!!
OMG! A RobDream on your birthday! For the WIN!!!!!
so pleased you had a wonderful birthday you deserve it
ooh…. Happy belated birthday Tess!!!!!!
XXXXXX
Holy frick, that’s a good dream, tess! No f**kin, but an innocent kiss to die for.
And I got a mention! Squeee! Thanks for all you do – your poems are always so wonderful- sometimes funny, always sweet and frequently saucy! And I totally know what you mean about this place saving your life. (*whispers* me too)
Hope you keep the afterglow from that dream with you all week. Srsly, girl, that’s like a birthday gift from the Rob gods.
That was awesome tess! I’m glad to here you had such a wonderful birthday!
Happy Belated Birthday Tess! What a lovely dream for your birthday (and a very sweet husband)..RL had me in lockdown yesterday.
{{Tess}}
I missed RAoR yesterday and thus your birthday. Please add my belated wishes to all the others.
It sounds like your day ended delightfully! : ) Which is how a birthday should be.
Wow – Tess even makes telling a story and her dream rhyme! That was awesome
So glad you had a good birthday Tess! Always look so forward to seeing what beautiful, or pervy rhymes you have for us everyday! You my dear, simply ROCK! <3
Your birthday sounded wonderful Tess … so happy for you. {smooches} <3
Anytime he’s out in public he has to wear a Jackson Rathbone(r) mask.
(my apologies to all the Jasper lovers out there but….umm…ick?)
Ha Ha Ha!
I will forgive you because you have been tainted by “The Wig” *Team JBone/Rob sandwich* Kellan mayo of course!
I’m with Capri obn this one! Hell, I’ll take all the “cullen-boys” Including the dad!
@ gypsy-c … that sounds like a challenge. I agree with capri, you’ve been influenced by the horror of The Wig.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/46602214@N03/4278585261/in/set-72157623221558554/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/46602214@N03/4278578255/in/set-72157623221558554/
(ignore whats- her- face, look at the dimples! THE DIMPLES!!)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/46602214@N03/4278574657/in/set-72157623221558554/
and, to finish I’m pulling out the big guns (TWSS)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/46602214@N03/4278587115/in/set-72157623221558554/
Ta Da! Would you like your membership card into TagTeamRobJackson now, or would you prefer to go straight to full access TeamRathboner?
mmm…he looks good with the ‘undershave’ hairstyle
Jackson is bloody gorgeous!! I do hate the wig tho. I would like to have a membershp to TagTeamRobJackson please…..send them my way!!
I gasp in offense, Gypsy!! Hiding, great job defending our and JAction’s honor!! Nice pics huminahuminahumina!!
And here, for your delectation Chel, is TagTeamRobJackson ……
http://s738.photobucket.com/albums/xx25/FluffyLiz/?action=view¤t=RobPattinson830-1.jpg
OMG FluffyLiz….I am DED!! God them boys are too hot. Watched Dread few weeks ago…yummy Jackson with an HUGE…..axe (lol). My eyes thank you for the hotness of the pic.x.
Even though that wig is def atrocious, it is just a wig. And that man is still FINE!!
Thanks for the TagTeamRobJackson pretties ladies. This card carrying member is off to find her hobo after looking through some more of HFS’s Jacky pics!!
FluffyLiz….
I am right now in a ROBrathBONE Sandwich floating off….OMG…Rob stand right there….RathBONE stand right there….yep…
Gypsy…I must assume the SPELL of the WIg has you…or you need an eye exam…sorry luvely chica…hubba hubba…any day anywhere…oh JACKSON…wheres ROB??? Busy….Well, HOw you doin??????
Jackson is hot! Yeah his wig is a little much, but like RM said it’s just a wig! Look at the manips LRAD posted yesterday of Rob with different hairstyles, they didn’t affect his hotness in any way!
So sexy in Twilight, the way he handled his bat
thanks ladies! my JR file on flikr will soon be celebrating 100 pics, I’ll let you know when I get there. only the HOT photos of him get added, I’m very picky.
@ omerta437, the haircut he got for ‘Sokka’ in The Last Airbender is one of the best I’ve seen on him so far. it really suits him. plus, he looks lush in the promo shot- like you want to go up and kiss him on those pouty lips…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/46602214@N03/4333046800/
Yum to Jackson. Hinding, I love that last photo of him as Sokka Look at those lips, mmmmmmmmm
@fluffyliz, I have never seen that photo, definitely need a sammie of that!
Wow ladies, I’m shocked, I thought there would be a few of you that found him attractive, but so many? I haven’t been mesmerized by the wig by the way, he just doesn’t do it for me. But it’s good to know he does for you all.
Mmmm mmm…’aint nothin’ ick about this…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/camiq/3344606893/
or this…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36691650@N07/3443435412/
The boy is fine!
and I love this pic of him, it’s so fun! it’s really recent so his hair is shit (because I haven’t got my hands on him for a haircut yet!) but mama still likey.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/46602214@N03/4318781813/sizes/l/in/set-72157623221558554/
JAG you are a genius. I swear to god, you may not want it, but I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! Thank you for your laughter and so much joy you share with us. I am all weepy from reading ‘The blessing and a curse’ for the second time and it got me all emotional about my life. So I come here and you just made me laugh a shit load and I LOVE YOU FOR IT. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I love RAoR, love the h00rs and LOVE ROB SO MUCH ALSO.
DAMNED FUCKING FUNNY! YOU ARE A GENIUS!
Hi Debbo bb!! **Smooches**
Hey tessy honey….happy belated birthday and I hope your Rob dream brought you orgasms for Rob. hehehhehehheheh THANKS FOR WHAT YOU WROTE ABOVE. You’re a sweety. Such a pleasure to read what you write hon. HUG
**Runs to Debbo and wraps her legs around her pervy mate**
thanks, babe, and sorry your wishe for me to find his holy peen in my vajayjay did not eventuate…next year? hee hee
There’s always tomorrow……..(debbo sings in a disney esque disgusting voice). hehehehehe
Oh maybe in a little Annie voice “tomorrow, tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar, the peen will come through…” hee hee hee
& there they are—2 of the Ladies of the Night—take it again from the top, girls—<3
Dearest Tess,
May I please add belated happy RobWishes to you on you b’day? I wasn’t around the last few days, and sorry to have missed your day! I’m a Feb. girl as well!
Lurved your dream….I thought that Rio scene in NM was stunning….I wish there had been more there.
Happiest Birthday, BB….and thank you for your fantastic poetry that you share with us!
xoxoSus
Oh Sus, i totally totally love your pervy ass!! love that you are also following my blog. hey, do have trouble posting comments or are you just “saving yourself”? when is your birthday, girl?
<3
Oh Tess, Happy Belated Birthday to you!!!!! And thank you for your wonderful sexy great poetry!!!
MelbieToast, missed you girl,
where have you been? *smooches*
Hi Tessy, thanks! Been sucked in by RL, but I must get back to RAoR to keep my sanity!!! <3 you!!!
LOL JAG…great manips!
He’s in London right???He won’t need a security team, MommaPattz will keep all the bitches away…she probably has a whole cupboard filled with bitch-be-gone spray!
Go, mommapattz!!
The vamp! LMAO!!!!!!!
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Sorry, JAG, I got wrapped up w/Tess’s bday, and forgot to comment on this absolutely totes hysterical post! OMG…too funny….love the Vamp and the BitchBGone! LOL! You are so clever and funny…I don’t know how you do it day after day, but I’m so grateful that you do, bb…..
Did you hear Pierce Brosnan say on the Today show that Rob is Exec. Producer of RM???? Cool, huh?
raised my eyebrows in surprise—suspect that the pimple on Rob’s ass had a lot to do with that one—<3
Thanks JAG:) you (can’t say enough) are SO Talented:) what would I do without your creativity and imagination:) you make my day (along with ROB)in so many ways..
Love ya:)
OMFG JAG they just kept getting funnier. The Vamp and the tater doll. BAHAHAHA!
Maybe they could just toss hobos out to everyone.
*envisioning the Great hobo toss of 2010….* LMAO!! Can’t you just see the fevered scrambling!!
And WE would all be front and center baby!!
Rob is going to start wearing a ski mask under his black hoodie with the sunglasses on the outside covering the eye holes also because he knows we might still recognize him by his beautiful eyes and eyelashes.
He’s going to need a HUGE TANKER of bitch begone spray because the story line of Bel Ami will be an invisible gravitational pull for the HORNIEST and PERVIEST of Rob fans and he should be afraid. VERY AFRAID. The pheromones coming off of his body ALONE will cause female whales to cry out in the deepest of seas. Even they will be able to smell his lust and passion and horniness and sexual SCENT being aroused by the story line of Bel Ami.
I think vendors could make a lot of money selling the sparkle peen “hobo” outside along the barricades of where they are filming. The angst and passion and lust will just be TOO MUCH FOR THE h00rs and PERVS and COUGARS lining up for a tiny glimpse of HHH. THEY COULD MAKE A FORTUNE. Fuck, I’d buy one. In fact I might be a vendor side by side with them selling batteries for the sparkle peens. LOL
OH YES THERE WILL BE EXTREME LUST IN THE AIR. BE AFRAID ROB, BE VERY VERY AFRAID. Your sex is so potent that the moon has gotten closer to the earth even longing to fuck you….
WE ALL WANT YOU……so fuck them well in Bel Ami because it’s ALL WE GET. MOAN, GROAN, GRUNT and GROWL, BANG AND SPANK and SIGH AND PANT into those actresses as you fake fuck them for the camera. WE ALL ARE DYING FOR IT and this is all we get. SO MAKE IT GOOD BABY!
MAKE IT GOOD! I can see female asses lined up around the world to see this film over and over and the SHAMWOWS will be sold by the millions.
FANS and ICE sold at the entrance to the theatres.
WE WANT YOU BABY..>>WE WANT YOU ROB and the lust is DRIVING US ALL MAD!
CAN I GET A FUCKING AMEN HOORS OF RAOR???
AMEN!!!!! PRAISE ROB…..FUCK ME!!!!! FUCK ME ROB!!!!!!!!
OMG Debbo-the whales will be beaching themselves on the banks of the Thames! *snickers*
OMG Debbo, I think a small fire just started on my couch. Drizl fans self. If that doesn’t give me a pervy dream something is not right in my world. BANG & SPANK…holy shizz!
AMEN!!
rpgirl27….”whales beaching themselves”….HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
FUNNY!!!!!!
Amen debbo!! Fuck I have tears streaming down my face that was so funny but so FUCKING true!! Us h00rs and Angelz will line up to watch that movie a zillion times and just think of the DVD sales. OMFG. I can’t wait for 2011….shit……
Amen and Hallelujah! I’m definitely going by myself with a big blanket, make that a tent, with a mesh door. That way I can see Rob, but no one can see ME.
OMFG Debbo, that was stupendous!!! And TRUE! A.M.E.N. !!!!!
Preach on, sista. Preach on!! Gotta run! Bbuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..
*singing* “lust is in the air…”
Amen Sister ..OH YES THERE WILL BE EXTREME LUST IN THE AIR. BE AFRAID ROB, BE VERY VERY AFRAID. Your sex is so potent that the moon has gotten closer to the earth even longing to fuck you….
Debbo that was Amazing !!!
AAAAMEEEEENNNNNN!!!!!
I wonder if Rob has any idea yet of the magnitude of his sexiness! He’s definatley going to need more than an umbrella to protect him this time! They will def have to pull out “THE VAMP” they just better have enough to go around -LOL.
I think you might be on to something with the Hobo stand – they could end world hunger with the money they’d make off that!!!
LMFAO and Hallelujah!! My friends are already threatening to tie me to my theater seat so I don’t rush the screen to lick him, and they insist there shall be duct tape over my mouth to try to hide the inappropriate noises I will be making. LOL.
And can I add a fangirl SQUEEEEEEE that one of the women Rob will be banging (Kristen Scott Thomas) is close to my age??? WOOOT!!!! For some reason that makes me giddy.
HSS – we will sqeeeee together cuz I thought the same thing!!! He’s “doin” a cougar!!!! *fist bump*
“Fucking Amen” lol
The mere fact that this movie hasn’t even been shot yet and we’re already ooozing with lust is testament to the f*ckhawtness that is Rob. How long before it’s out on video? This will definetly be a movie to enjoy alone at one’s leisure.
“MOAN, GROAN, GRUNT and GROWL, BANG AND SPANK and SIGH AND PANT ”
*eyes rolling back in my head already*
Oh my Rob….the audio sizzle alone from this movie is going to die me. I’m gonna have to watch this one ALL ALONE, I’m not even going to invite my RL friends to go with. No point, I’ll be too er, um…busy
Ay-men and Hal-ley-luyah! There is definitely a lot of Roblust eminating from this body! The things that man does to me, GAH! I really don’t know how I’m going to survive the angry wall sex in RM, or the leg hitch in Eclipse, let alone the deviant sex we have to look forward to in Bel Ami! I’d better start thinking about writing out my will!
*wipes hysterical tears from face* Debbo, the High Priestess of the Church of St Mattress has whipped us all into a frenzy… ROB, HEAR OUR PRAYER!!!
PREACH MY SISTER H00R DEBBO PREACH!
*congregation of St.Mattress: get up on your feet and grab your hobos, theres going to be alot of religious ecstasy happening*
*wiping tears of laughter and happiness and now thinking vera durty things*
And THIS debbo, is just one of the reasons I lurve you so damn much!!
AMEN AMEN AMEN!!!!!!!!!!
After reading the script to Bel Ami, I KNOW this film, with Rob making love to all these cougars (and fucking their brains out), will KILL US ALL!!!!!
FUCK, Debbo….what else could I say but “Amen, Sista!” RobLust will be in full bloom!!!
@Tess….the 20th! Often, I go to your blog to read, and don’t comment. I’ll try to be a better PattinHOor and comment more often….
xoxoxoSus…..<3 you all!!!!
Sus, it is all good, bb! just nice to know you visit! {{HUGS}}
remember to visit on your birthday…i may or may not have something for you then…*wink*
bb, thanks for the comments!! <3
@Melbie….yes, bb…I think the same thing! Nice to see him screwing some cougars….yeah!!!! Things fantasies are made of!!
@Tess…thanks, chickie….I will go look for my b’day surprise then the day gets here! Son coming home from London, too!! Mama is happy
How about flame throwers!!!!! BACK. BACK BITCHES!!!!!!
Shoot copies of GQ magazines with Rob on the cover blasting out from cannons towards the seething masses of hormone driven women longing for the HHH sperm of L O V E!!!!!!!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, pissing my pants at the epic win of this post. JAG, you have a way with epic fuckery that makes my sides hurt from laughter. There will never be another like you.
Aannnnnnnnnnnd, if you follow me on Twitter, you probably got annoyed with all my tweets about HunterHunting’s new fic: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Whores . It is epic hilarity. Seriously, I want this Bella to be my bff so I can laugh constantly at the fuckery she thinks up.
For instance:
“Besides, pissing my pants would be nice for about six seconds while my ass and cooter are all warm, and once the pee cools, I would be wet and smelly and colder than I am in the first place.”
“I scoff, “Whatever juice monkey, my clit is bigger than your dick. And you’re welcome. I didn’t want you bringing fleas into the house, or listen to you moan about your herpes flare up.”"
“”No, I said pussies, plural, as in more than one pussy, as in many, many pussies.” I’m totally fucking with him now. I’ve definitely thrown him, which I find rather hilarious. “So really, I’m curious, when you go down on a girl, do you tell her her beaver is so wet, or smooth or tastes so good or whatever? I think I would laugh my ass of if a guy said that to me with his face between my legs.” I’m totally rambling now. I know this, and I’m pretty sure I’m making an ass out of myself, because I am drunk and about two sips away from slurring my words.
“I need a smoke,” I say and push my chair back from the table. My . . . beaver . . . is right at eye level with Edward’s face. He’s staring at my crotch like he’s trying to burn my pants off with his X-Ray vision. I turn around so my ass is in his face and bend slightly to grab my sweater and my bag, taking my beer with me, not that I need it. What I need is a glass of water.”
Seriously, I almost pissed my pants while reading. I can already tell this Edward is going to be hot.
Summary: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella’s resistence and teach her to embrace her inner hockey hooker? A ridiculous love story. AH/OCC
Linky: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5716060/1/The_Misapprehension_of_Bella_Swan
Have a great day, ladies!
♥ Christina
P.S. For the LUST readers, I should be updating sometime tomorrow night, jsyk.
I can’t wait to sink my teeth into f*cking hockeyward!!!
Sounds HOT. Debbo bookmarks the story for future reading. Sounds great! Thanks Christina!
Yes, I love hockeyward!!!
Darlin’ Christina….
Being a huge Hockey fan, I am totes loving MoBS, as Hunter calls it! It’s gonna be a hoot (although I’m gonna be so sad when Tattward is done….one of my faves ever!!!
Thanks for pimping this story…..
I read that last night too. Effing funny!! I bet it feels good to her to write that instead of all the CW&IA angsty stuff (though I love that too, just sayin you need a break sometimes…). I’m ready for the next chapter! Bella’s already in a hot smooch with fuckhawt Hockey player Edward. Gahhhh. Sex and laughs what could be better.
I like the sound of this one
Added it to my alerts for future reading .
Thanks Christina
I fucking love her stories, so I’m sure this one will be no exception!! Thanks Christina!!
MoBS is *really* funny – I love it so far! Def a great read.
OK…anything Chritina recs I READ…..it’s on my list bb…BUT I must admit I am drooling for my update on :
Whats Lust Got to do with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone not reading this….better JUMP on it!!!!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5236678/1/
I am dying….I know RL, betas, blah, blah, blah, blah…but hello….I have been hanging on the cliff baby!!!!!!!!!!!
I have Update Interruptus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can’t wait….Of, course will have some verbose comment and mad luv for ya!!!!!!!
{smooches}
Hockeyward anyone?
http://twitpic.com/11a3k0/full
SRL: OMG……….DED…I want to be Pucked…..by Hockeyward…
THUD
Good Gawd srl!! I think he is going to have to spend some time in my penalty box!! That is one fuckhawt manip. I an almost see his hockey stick!! Yum yum, give me some!!
OMFG!!! Are you trying to kill us SRL???
SRL!!!! I’m having palpitations – call 911 – tell Dr. Rob that CPR is necessary ’cause I think I just blew a gasket…..THUD….DED….
They could pull little red wagons filled with cute, big eyed puppies and tiny, furry kittens up along the front of the crowds where the barricades are and all the nurturing females will gravitate to the puppies and kittens while Rob is being smuggled, surrounded by guards towards the waiting black limo….
The hormonal mothering towards the puppies and kittens will be the PERFECT distraction for escape!
LOL
As much as I LOVE puppies I don’t think they’d distract me from Rob. It would serve to get the other biotches out of my way though.
I hear ya Christa64C!! I’d be saying to the others “Oh, Ladies, here, won’t you hold a puppy” and then climb over all of them to get to HHH.
I totally agree! they could have all of the most adorable puppies and kittens in the world, and I may stop to ooh and aah over them, but as soon as I sensed that HHH was around, well everybody better get the hell out of my way!
Yup. Nice try, but no. That would not work. No competition. Cute and cuddly vs. cute +cuddly+ adorkable+sexyhot+lips+jaw+fingers+eyes+hair+legs+ass…. Damn the kittens.
I’m biting my lip to stifle the laughter here; I think the pool noodle is the funniest only because my brother(s) and I used to try and beat each other senseless with them. They are totally useless as a weapon btw. I hope they use something a little more lethal, like the banana creme pie, obviously.
it’s also tastier—LOL—<3
I think it would need to be tasty, you know in case some of the cream landed on Rob and had to be licked off!
Oh my holy hell!!!
My sides hurt from laughing so hard!
Damn, that was just great. I can’t decide which ones I like the best!!!
They could spray down the crowd of horny females with liquified CHOCOLATE. The moans and groans of pleasure from all the licking will drown out the sound of Rob’s limo’s screaching tires as he leaves the movie set. Women will be writhing on the ground licking themselves picturing Rob licking them from head to toe. QUICK, hide the children’s eyes. This is too much horniness for the eyes of innocents! GET THE HOSES……HE’S GONE NOW. BRING THEM BACK FROM ECSTACY BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!
It’s already too late, Rob, chocolate and licking… f*ck!!! Color me useless for the rest of the damn day!!!!!!!
Thousands of women, writhing and moaning on the ground, licking chocolate off of each other? I think Rob may want to get a copy of the security tapes for his own private viewing!
ROFL again!! God I love this place!!! This is better then Disney! RAoR is my happy place!!! Lurv u JAG!!!
*fist bumps* Hey asiki, BB This is my happy place too.
Yup u know what I’m talkin about <3<3<3
I'll mail u back when I can bb!
Dozens and dozens of Rob look a like actors will be flown in from Hollywood and perched on bar stools all over the city. TWITTER WILL EXPLODE and traffic will stop! And Rob will be sitting in his hotel room, drinking his heineken and watching the mass hysteria of females running through the streets to the bars to find seek out the fake Robs. Rob will find this all HYSTERICALLY FUNNY and will roll on the hotel room floor with laughter shouting….FUCK YOU TWITTER…..>FUCK YOU…..AND EVIL LAUGHTER WILL RISE from Rob’s beautiful throat! YES!
debbo—usually i’m with you in your wild excursions into Rob-Land but where in the hell are they going to find even ONE Rob look-alike—that’s a pipe dream—what ya been smoking?—LOL—<3
expatzgeil, you make a good point. I have to agree. The answer is, plastic surgary. LOL
debbo—to get the numbers you want, all the plastic surgeons in LA will have to stop tit-scaping & start Rob-scaping—lmfao—<3
Debbo, you are really on a roll here!! I seriously spit my coffee out on this one – I need to remember to swallow before reading #twss
“Twitter will explode” ROFLMAO!!!
They may be able to find guys that they think look like Rob, but none of them will even come close!
Rob will start carrying cans of whipped cream around with him and every time a papz aims to take his picture, they will be sprayed with whipped cream and their cameras destroyed!
Oooh, I thought of one. Maybe Rob could snap us with his hair tie bracelet. I am obviously sleep deprived.
http://s946.photobucket.com/albums/ad301/Drizzll/His%20Holy%20Hawtness/?action=view¤t=60661867-161a677382804ce60e7f2000cb.jpg&newest=1
*laughs deliriously*
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rtpgirl/4331313867/
Sleep deprevation is a bitch!
Put the word out for young males with good bodies, huge energies etc to put on Rob masks and Robgear (misbuttoned shirts, sexpenders, cuffs, shredded jeans etc) and walk abouts. they will reap the overflow of unrequited feminine attentions, be totally screwed off their heads and everyone WINS and Robert gets to have his peace in peace?
won’t work for me but might for some others?/
OMG! Once again, unbelievably hilarious! They might be able to mess a bitch up with the hand mixer though. OUCH!
I don’t see why they can’t take the whipper thingies off of the mixers and replace them instead with one, huge SPARKLE PEEN……that might be a nice new appliance for all of us. Just picture a sparkle peen turning at WARP SPEED entering your vajayjays……..hahahhahahhahahhaha
OH • MY • GAWD !! You need to patent that shit quick! What would it be called?
Oh, and there goes any hope of making a cake without thinking of a giant peen in my batter!
(wouldn’t mind Rob’s peen in my “batter”) *grin*
Debbo, being a late-night interwebs troller, I may have come across “Machine Porn”….You can always take a look-see for yourself. I will not implicate myself here as some kind of perv….or maybe I just did….
@debbo—i’d rather fuck a fridge, but you might also write a handbook for your appliance—<3
@Capri from Caprice—may have to check out Machine Porn—sounds like s.th. right up my alley—<3
LMFAO @ expatzgeil, “I’d rather fuck a fridge”
WOW look at Rob’s twin!!! He really fucken looks like Rob!!!
EXACTLY……just get dozens of them and spread them all over the city and watch TWITTER EXPLODE!!!! You read my mind. hehhehehehh YES ASIKI81, YES. Brilliant minds think a like.
LOL debbo after I posted this I saw yours and was like oh I hope debbo still on to see this!!! Yes great pervy Rob minds do think alike!!!!
Wow, fucking awesomeness!! Thats MY pic!! I posted that on my blog ages ago, one of my best friends took it!!! LMFAO! It’s a football player on a team called Stabæk. he does NOT look much like Rob in real, but on that pic, damn.
OK—guess we can find ONE Rob look-alike—mea culpa, debbo—<3
ok, thanks HeidiForReal,
did some research (when I should be wooooorking)…..
it could be Morten Skjønsberg; cause it says ’15′ on his shirt…. look at this, scroll down.
http://www.stabak.no/menn/stallen_menn_2009/
Oh Heidi that’s ur pic! He does look like Rob in that pic but not if u look at him right in the face!
yes, he does but the torso is a bit more full than Rob’s?? hard to tell when he is looking down though…is it Rob?
No but some guy who really looks like him!! I just saw it going around on twitter!
@asiki8d1, lol!
so does this random dude sign autographs and let people think he is Rob or what? LMAO! too funny but lucky dude, eh? bet he gets lots of Rob-leftovers!! know what i mean? *winkwink*
It’s Morten Skjønsberg a Norweigan soccer player.
http://www.toppfotballkort.no/Bilder/Spillere/spillbilde_standard/2009/1/1979.png
I clearly can’t spell *Norwegian correctly
ah, thanks @omerta437, i remember reading about this now, senior momento…hee hee hee
Loooook! I’m the one who put that pic on the web!
Posted it on my blog in September: http://heidiforreal.wordpress.com/2009/09/12/robs-double/
This Morten guy is HOT! And Norwegian! (My ancestors come from Norway
)
Melbie: So do I. Come from Norway, that is.
ooooh Omerta!!!!!!!!
damnit…………. so sorry!!! you posted this already….
But your post was underneath a ‘new’ one…. and not underneath Asikis vid…… so I had not seen it yet…
One of my friends recently changed his profile pic on facebook to Oscars Rob. Hilarity ensued. He really, really does look like him (from the right angle). However, I met him at Church Camp a few years ago and they’ll be embroidering my name on my train seat to Hell if I post it here :/
THE VAMP pic
Security guy in white shirt internal dialogue, “Look at those dirty cougars eying up The Vamp. Dirty h00rs”.
Other security guy’s internal dialogue, “I wonder if I could sneak it home and have some fun with it myself.”
“Other security guy’s internal dialogue, “I wonder if I could sneak it home and have some fun with it myself.”
Oh snap! There’s one in every bunch.
Good evening h00rs! Soooo, Elvis was hovering over me while I was looking at this post and the first thing he said was. “Why didn’t she post that scary ass-red-speedo-wearing-gyrating-on-a-pole-Rob-bobble head-thing? That would keep anyone away.
JAG, Elvis is still having PTSD from that one. Lurv you hard and the rest of you Angelz too.
PS. Have to admit the Vamps were quite distracting.
Ha ha scilla, got to love your Elvis!
Hey Tess, totally random and off-topic, well not off topic in my mind, but still…were you around for the cut versus uncut convo? I pointed out that most men in the world are uncut, with the exception of American men, Jewish men, some Muslims, apparently Canadians (I’m thinking the English part). What about New Zealand and Australia? What’s the scoop there?
Hi Scilla, i vaguely remember reading about it but probably did not comment…
hubby’s Irish and is uncut, neither of my two boys are either…
the indigenous Maori people and the Pacific Islanders here tend to want to circumcise their boys although it is a relatively expensive process (about NZ $800 per snipetty snip!!) and the price makes it hard. lots of Pacific Island families take their sons home to the islands to get them done there.
NZ men (those not Maori or Pacific Island) who are mostly descendants of the wider European diaspora are usually uncut. only about 10% of Kiwis are circumcised here. don’t know about Aussies though…think they might be like us…oh, and Chinese people are totes not into it!
Thanks Tess, that’s what I thought. Sooo ladies, if you run into, or happen to be under, or over, or sideways with a man from Mexico, Central America, South America, Europe, Asia, Australia and/or New Zealand, you know what to expect. Personally, I like both. But, you know me, I’m a dirty h00r and like it any way I can get it, or should I say, ALL ways I can get it. Night, night and sweet Rob dreams.
@scilla – Australia tends to have both cos most fellas have immigrated from all over the world. Lots of Brits so they are mostly uncut, but also Europeans and Asians. I think it’s a generational too, lots more fellas in their 40s cut than the youngsters – only a small percentage seem to be cut now. Not sure about the indigenous Aussies (Aborigines), haven’t tried one of those LOL
scilla we are continuing that cut vs. uncut discussion on Saturday’s party post since so many of us missed it! (me and peeler!)
A uncut peen is just more to love!! And that is def what I would be shoutin’ while Rob does me up against the wall…”MORE, MORE, MORE!!”
LMAO JAG! These manips have been my weakness. You must know that all us hOOr’s here on RAoR really need these laughs lately to keep RL troubles at bay, and I thank you for that!
Okay, I’m going to make my list of what would NOT keep me from Rob, pimple Nick on Rob’s ass be damned!!
Pool Noodle?-I have a pool and can manipulate a noodle to bend at my will.(lot’s of practice)
Super Soaker? I’ll be cummin’ with my own “super soaker” loaded and ready.(I don’t even bother w/panties anymore)
The Vamp-Nick,seriously do your homework. PattinSluts have cases of Hobo’s, Cougar cords & Backup batteries. We would beat you down with the Vamp.(when we were done with it)
The Jacob Doll-oooh, a challenge. Must be ready and have “Bella Doll” in my holsters. Jacob Doll won’t stand a chance.
The 007 Deadly WING TIP SHOE- another challenge. This would stop me in my tracks for a sec fantasizing about it’s size and the implications…giving Nick a chance to chuck one at me…must strategize….
The PING PONG PADDLE – I like a good spanking…bring it on Nick!
Medieval Shield-Damn! That’s a tough one. Safety in numbers for this one…Maybe multiple frozen Vamp upside Nick’s head would do the trick.
HAND MIXER-Simple… a bowl of muffin mix ready to be whipped should tackle that problem.
BANANA CREAM PIE!- Check dumpster-diving 101 and there is a mention of carrying goggles along with knee pads in you kit.
BITCH B’GONE SPRAY!-Hmmm…daunting. But I’m sure a can of Hot Pocket, Heiney, & ciggy smoke essence might make Rob lose all control and come to the Dark Side…muahahaha(this would have to be a group effort to work)
Off to make my preparations…. <3's Ladies!!!
Count the Jacob doll out. It’s cheap. My son was playing with mine, ahem, I mean his and the arm fell off. And so did the foot. Interesting how the Edward doll is intact. Mhhmmm…
Thank you China for having all us American hOOr’s and durability in mind…
Yeyah! Thank you China! lol, Capri!
Capri – I was thinking the same damn thing about the super soakers – totally redundant for those two egg heads to be carrying super soakers when HHH can accomplish the same with one fuck-me stare, right?
LMFAO Capri, you ROCK!!!
Capri, you owe me a new keyboard – I snorted tea all over mine. LMFAO!!!
ROTFLMAO! You owe me a new keyboard too Capri!
Just a shout out to JAG, and anyone else with mad pic searchin skills!! I have reason to believe that my friend and I have discovered the whereabouts of the Holy Sexpender Pants for real!! Jackson has them!! If you look up 100 monkeys at the Showbox Sodo in Seattle, he was spotted wearing possibly THE Sexpender pants that have been on the lam. Dude stole em from our Rob.
JAG, JAG, JAG – You really are one seriously weird chick! Anyone who can come up with this kind of random fuckery day after day has got to be a little, shall we say, bizarro – or, to be kind, eccentric! But that, of course, is what keeps us all coming *TWSS* and makes us all feel right at home.
As for today’s post, I think the scariest things there are the wing-tip shoes – those buggers are ENORMOUS. If those aren’t Rob’s I think I might like to meet the owner, cos whatever he’s packing you probably won’t get many to the pound!
My thoughts on keeping the fangirls off Rob? Well, I think Debbo has pretty much covered every eventuality already, although maybe Rob could whip out the Oprah mask, or his bodyguards could use paint-ball guns to fire multiple volleys of cupcakes into the crowd.
The Oprah mask!! I forgot about the Oprah mask. lol
Even when he used it on Ellen he couldn’t resist sticking that sexy tongue out for everyone to see!!!
OMFG JAG, this post is hilarious! Laughing MFAO!!! Those manips are terrific (and Rob looks stupendously sexy as usual). RL has been kicking my add to the curb lately, and I’m so glad I stayed up late and checked out your post tonight!
Dear PattinAngels, to cheer myself up tonight I’ve been working on enhancing some photos of HHH, especially a new HQ version of one from the Mark Segal photoshoot last year. Here are some enhancements for your perving pleasure
(Be sure to zoom in to hi res versions)
http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/Mark%20Segal%20Photoshoot/?action=view¤t=0572_HQMarkSegalPhotoshootBW.jpg
http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/Mark%20Segal%20Photoshoot/?action=view¤t=0572_HQMarkSegalPhotoshootCrop5.jpg
Oh what a body… bicep bump included…. *(THUD)*
http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/Mark%20Segal%20Photoshoot/?action=view¤t=0572_HQMarkSegalPhotoshootHiCont.jpg
http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/Mark%20Segal%20Photoshoot/?action=view¤t=0572_HQMarkSegalPhotoshootOrtonCrop.jpg
And HSH is dead again….3…2…1…THUD
FUCK!! I have missed you so Melbs!! Just when my IV is getting low, you come around and fill it up!! I want to lick every inch of his body………*looking around for the extra hobo batteries*
Oh Gawd melbie, I’ve definitely missed you and your FuckHawt Rob pics!
Oh thanks so much HSH, RM and SRL! I’ve missed you too!!! It cheers me up so much to share the F*ck-HAWTNESS of Rob with you!!
RM, I totes agree, I want to “lick every inch of his body”… this pic just KILLLLLLLLS me…so fucking hot.
Here’s more enhanced versions of another Mark Segal photo… GAH!
http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/Mark%20Segal%20Photoshoot/?action=view¤t=0573_HQMarkSegalPhotoshootHiCont.jpg
http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/Mark%20Segal%20Photoshoot/?action=view¤t=0573_HQMarkSegalPhotoshootBWCrop.jpg
I. WANT. HIM.
http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/Mark%20Segal%20Photoshoot/?action=view¤t=0573_HQMarkSegalPhotoshootBWCrop3.jpg
http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/Mark%20Segal%20Photoshoot/?action=view¤t=0573_HQMarkSegalPhotoshootOrtonC-1.jpg
Oh MelbieToast! Early Morning stalking of the Mark Segal Photoshoot…this is def one of my fav’s! It’s funny how the temperature changes around me when I look at these pictures…I was cold and now I’am dying of heat!
I. WANT. HIM. 2!!!!!!
Thanks for the early morning…hawtness!
Ditto, on the wanting him!
tflame and SRL…. I. WANT. HIM. SO. BAD…….
From the entire MS shoot, those are the ones I loved the most! Thanks for the pretties Melbie! {smooches} <3
This is Master of the Universe, this is Fifty Shades…THIS is Domward…
(a higher quality version than the last one I enhanced)… I AM HUNGRY – and I need a spanking.
(be sure to zoom into hi res version)
http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/Rob%20as%20Domward/?action=view¤t=0577_RobasDomwardHiCont.jpg
http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/Rob%20as%20Domward/?action=view¤t=0577_RobasDomwardCrop2.jpg
Oh so sexy in black and white…
http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/Rob%20as%20Domward/?action=view¤t=0577_RobasDomwardBW.jpg
Srsly, Melbie, I could cry I want this man (Fifty shades) so bad!!!!
I love that pic, Rob looks positively regal. And it’s my avi
*waves at Melbie* I ordered you a special Rob adventure in the Holodeck… let me know how it goes!!!
GAAAH! Fifty Shades is so HOT!
IGD, I want this man (Fifty Shades Rob) so so so bad… it just hurts…I could cry too… I can barely look at this pic it hurts so much…GAWD… so fucking HOT!!!!
deb, yes Rob looks positively REGAL!!! And I love your AVI!! Of course it makes me want to DIE! I’m sure ready for that Star Trek NG Holodeck adventure!! GAWD, can you imagine??? Jesus Christ on a Star Ship, I’d become totally addicted to the Holodeck…Fifty Shades and me…
I need a spanking from Fifty… *THUD*
Melbie,
You and I are soulsidters…I am so pervy I want 50 so bad it hurts…he is my kinda of DomWard…he is so FuckHawt…all I have to see is MoTU updated in my email and its time for a panty change…I look at Mr. Cougar and say…its MoTU update and he smirks..
He gonna get to spank a cougar later…..
Raaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Does Domward have something up his sleeve here? A riding crop maybe???
http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/Rob%20as%20Domward/?action=view¤t=0576_BenWattsEWOuttakes.jpg
http://s992.photobucket.com/albums/af45/melbietoast/Rob%20as%20Domward/?action=view¤t=0576_BenWattsEWOuttakesBW.jpg
Oh Melbie… you and JAG are trying to kill us all aren’t you?
Melbie—they are all beautiful—thanks for sharing—<3
MELBIE – I MISSED YOU!!!! *throwing my arms and legs around you and giving you a big smooch*
Sad to hear that RL has been kicking your add but so glad to see that you haven’t lost your ability to provide us with the best RobPorn!!
Hubby gets home tonight from a 3 week business trip and I know that these pics will put me over the top (twss)!!
Melbie….my dearest Soul sister, Cougar Wifey….I heart you so hard…I knew you were grieving…but I missed you more than you know….
I knew Rob and your art would cure all your ills and apparetnly a good ass whippin form Domward hasn’t hurt….HUBBA HUBBA…
Words can’t describe how you can take the most beautiful man on earth and make hiim more perfect…you and God do the best work…you make me smile from my soul through my eyes…
I ADORE YOU and missed you honey baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. IWANT YOU REAL BAD too…I assumed that went without saying…pervy wife!
Oh Gawd! That pic makes me have lots of dirty thoughts! I think I need a spanking now!
Oh you dear Angels, you shower me with love and I am just about to cry real tears because you are so sweet. I am so glad I can help lighten your days by sharing enhanced pics of Rob I so enjoy working on (drooling over) in photoshop.
Thank you binky, you are so sweet and funny! I <3 you!!
And TC1, my cougar wifey soulmate, what can I say? You bring me joy and lots of smiles. Yes, getting "close" to Rob via photoshop really does help cure all my ills… Rob is such GOOD medicine!!! RL is getting a little bit more under control now; I have to find a new place to live but the time pressure isn't so oppressive. It will all work out in the end.
Thank you again sweet PattinAngels for sending the love! I love you all so much! I'll work on more Rob photos to cheer us all up, soon
Melbie, you are so LOVED…….
xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxooxoxoxooxoxoxoxo
COUGAR Distracting Kryptonite – THE VAMP! Geez my imagination went wild I sat staring at it thinking “wow I wonder if Edwards looks like that ” Im reading A Life Extraordinary atm
Next thought was Gah I want to lick it!! so I guess the COUGAR Distracting Kryptonite did its Job LOL
IKR???? I stared for several moments at that pic…then I realized…SHIT….F*CK…it worked….I am a Cougar……damn….how long have I sat here??????
tee hee
OMG I stared at it for a while too! Then my imagination also started running wild and I started thinking that if it was positioned a little farther to the left, it would look like it was actually his peen, springing forth from the confinement of his pants, but then I looked at where the security dood’s hand was and thought ummm, NO! That’s just wrong!
SRL I had to go back and take another look and you are so right ROFL
007 deadly WING TIP SHOE~ LoL!
“That really hurt! I’m gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman! …”
So funny JAG! Since he’ll be filming in London, maybe some hot tea could be another security weapon. Nothing like some scalding Earl Grey thrown from a flowered tea cup to stop the chaos!
Ooh… I feel like watching Austin Powers… “Who throws a shoe? Honestly!”
Good Morning Angels!!!
ok, before I got distracted reading any other posts and wasting another good cup of coffee *wiping up coffee off keyboard*
I just want to say that was hilarious!!! JAG, how do you come up with this stuff??? I honestly never gave a second thought to the lethal umbrella until today – LMAO! I don’t even think I put two and two together to realize it’s not even raining!!!!!
I can’t wait to scroll back up and read all the other posts! ROFLMAO!!!!!!
these kinds of posts should come with a warning… every time i scrolled down to the next pic I totally lost it again… it hurts so much from all the laughter!
My favo was the super soaker… the guy in the blue shirt looks like a lame crook in a bad action movie… “put ‘em up… this is a real gun… I’m serious!”
And the tater doll had me grasping for air… I can totally picture these stern looking guys walking down the street holding up a doll as a weapon against crazed teenage girls… or maybe throwing them at them “This is an anatomically correct version… catch” some poor girls might actually be interested in that… heck, I’d go for the Edward version… maybe…
Thanks JAG for brightening my day
Lurv y’all <3
Oh yeah, I think I would definitely go for an anatomically correct Edward doll!