With the 2010 Winter Olympics less than 2 weeks away and being held in my home country of Canada I thought I’d have a little fun. So today, I’m taking Robward to the Olympics, TwiStyle 
The 50 Meter Dash Sex Strut
Check out how the judges marked Robwards performance after the fluff…
And the judges score Robward…
Teehee. Someone's got a crush
Pairs Ice Dancing Forrest Prancing
And the judges score them…
Jeez Jessica, jealous much
Cross Country Skiing Sparkling
And the judges score Robward…
Mike, dood get over it lol
The Clean and Jerk and Clean
I know this is Robvador but I couldn’t resist teehee
And the judges give Robvador…
O.o
Okay that was fun lol.
I’ll take the Rob O face even if it’s Robvador. <3 lol
By: C2R on February 4, 2010
at 12:17 am
LMMFAO! The Jerk and Clean! I personally would give it a 10….hahahaha.
Also, the 50 meter sex strut is probably my favorite sport, to be honest.
By: marybeth on February 4, 2010
at 12:17 am
I just spit all over my monitor! Why would Yorkie be giving all those 10’s? LMAO
JAG you really cracked me up!!
By: iluvspunk on February 4, 2010
at 12:21 am
ohhhh MY GOD! lolololol
By: myrobertpattinson on February 4, 2010
at 12:23 am
sexy boy…
By: music4debbo on February 4, 2010
at 1:26 am
Damn Debbo loved that. There were a lot of pics in that vid I have never seen before. Sweet!!
By: beckys76 on February 4, 2010
at 1:38 am
Sex boots, jaw stubble, beanie……….too much candy in one sitting…….can’t see………..need water…….going into diabetic shock…………THUD
By: jpfree on February 4, 2010
at 1:44 am
Thanks Debbo, sooo gorgeous.
By: elvis4scilla on February 4, 2010
at 2:33 am
holy hellllllllll
By: marybeth on February 4, 2010
at 8:40 am
I love that video, thanks for posting it debbo!
By: spunkransomlover on February 4, 2010
at 8:57 am
Thanks Debbo – what a gorgeous way to start my day!!
By: binky1 on February 4, 2010
at 9:24 am
Debbo you made my morning. I needed him!!! That was great!!!
It had all of our Robs in it. Clean Rob, dirty Rob, hot Rob, sweet rob, drunk Rob, hard Rob Sigh
By: dee on February 4, 2010
at 9:29 am
Debbo-you always know what I need!! That was just what I needed to get through the day.
dee-I’ll take dirtyhothard Rob FTMFW! If those were games in the O lympics he would get a gold in all of them
By: RobsessedMuch on February 4, 2010
at 9:42 am
My fave event was the cross country sparkling..
Are you trying to incinuate that Eric is bi?
…& Robadors “O” face for the win! :O
Awesome post JAG, and so creative!
By: ginaransom on February 4, 2010
at 12:23 am
I wish I could erase that little mustache and view the o face without it
By: luvpattz on February 4, 2010
at 7:04 am
LOL
By: Just a Girl on February 4, 2010
at 10:02 pm
JAG….you made my night! ROTFLMAO…thanks, I needed that! Isn’t Newton an a*hole????
By: Sus on February 4, 2010
at 12:25 am
Oh, forgot to add….the 5Meter Sex Strut is something I’ll be watching for many years to come!!! and to come!!! OMGAWD….it’s unbelievable!
By: Sus on February 4, 2010
at 12:27 am
i definitey lol’d all over myself at this.
anyone else thing dumpster diving should be made into an olympic sport?
http://twitpic.com/z3j96
By: Emz on February 4, 2010
at 12:27 am
Drizl raises her hand and cannonballs into the dumpster! Who’s next!
By: drizl on February 4, 2010
at 12:28 am
Yep bring the cock suckers(knee pads), your best seductive glare and secret anti gag reflex method. Cuz the judges are sticklers when it cums to the technique in the LONG program. HEHE bring on the winter Olympics.
By: beckys76 on February 4, 2010
at 12:37 am
LOL!! Dumpster diving should definitely be an olympic sport. I’m right there with you both
http://www.twitpic.com/p0b2z
By: vancitylili on February 4, 2010
at 12:39 am
@lili Damn.. those are some fancy looking foreign dumpsters…
By: ginaransom on February 4, 2010
at 1:40 am
EMZ, count me in!
Lili! Hey, I was wondering where you were, and now I know!LMFAO!
By: spunkransomlover on February 4, 2010
at 9:16 am
Is that you, Emz…? Waiting by the dumpster for Rob???
By: Sus on February 5, 2010
at 12:32 am
My fave is also Robvador’s “O” face…cause it’s probably Rob’s “O” face in real life!!! (OMG, the visual I just got) but the 50 meter Sex Strut is WIN !!!!!!!!!
By: Lynda from philly on February 4, 2010
at 12:27 am
OH the Robvador…….mmmm mmmm mmmm. Hate the stache, but God, watching the fake spanking of the monkey is GREAT. WOO WOO
You really are creative as hell JAG. You are an endless spring of funny. Thanks for making us laugh.
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tyler_6.jpg
A little pretty for the h00rs.
————–
Speaking of laughing, I posted this too late last night. I’m really into the geeky Daniel Gale gang now. Damned funny stuff.
From last night’s post I posted….
WANNA READ SOMETHING FUNNY? The writer writing “Daniel Gale Cumming To America” has a funny blog page and one of the page’s is an ADVICE column written by the character: “DANIEL GALE”.
OH GOD IT IS SO FUNNY! I adore this character and I adore geek humor. GOTTA READ. FUNNY!
http://deardanielgale.blogspot.com/?zx=be3d31cfe24a4220
the twitter page is hilarious too.
http://twitter.com/danielgale
By: music4debbo on February 4, 2010
at 12:30 am
“You really are creative as hell JAG. You are an endless spring of funny. Thanks for making us laugh.”
My sentiments exactly. All these lovely gifs had me grinning like a madwoman =D Thanks JAG! My favorites are the sex strut and the ice prancing lolololol…..
By: Paloma on February 5, 2010
at 9:08 am
Notice who gave Rob all 10s….a crush perhaps?
hehehhehehehehe
By: music4debbo on February 4, 2010
at 12:31 am
OK, last one. I LOVE his funny faces. Most animated face around maybe next to Jim Carrey, but Jim Carrey is not beautiful like our Rob. SUCH a personality.
By: music4debbo on February 4, 2010
at 1:38 am
Debbo, that vid was fucking fantastic. Rob is so fucking sexy even when he looks like a dork.
‘Love sick crackhead’ LMFAO.
That is Ke$ha Right? I’ve never heard that song and I loved it!!!
By: beckys76 on February 4, 2010
at 1:52 am
That is my new fav song! Great vid too.
By: AlyxMaz on February 4, 2010
at 2:43 am
I know this is an understatement but I just love his face!!! How can one person look the same yet different – and be fuck-hawt in each picture??
Sigh….
By: torontotwicat on February 4, 2010
at 3:54 am
this video contains material from Shitty Sony Sucking Music—:-(
By: expatzgeil on February 4, 2010
at 3:55 am
Gaaaah! I love him so much! He is absolutely gorgeous!
By: spunkransomlover on February 4, 2010
at 9:23 am
I have the biggest smile on my face even when he’s a goof and makes the worst faces he’s magnetic!!! I can’t not love him.
By: dee on February 4, 2010
at 9:35 am
Bwahahaha, JAG, I motherfucking love you! Eric’s face is priceless. I love how you worked Rob’s magic to work for you. Genius… you.are.brilliant!
♥
Christina
By: Christina4 on February 4, 2010
at 12:32 am
Hey Christina….I guess you’ve seen these. KELLAN posing for Calvin Klein. GAWD his body…jeesh. I know how you love KELLAN too
http://omgcelebritynews.com/2010-02-04-more-photos-of-kellan-lutz-shirtless-for-calvin-klein
By: music4debbo on February 4, 2010
at 2:16 am
Oh.My.God.Debbo. Look at that peen…
By: Capri on February 4, 2010
at 2:30 am
I would say that big boy is CUT!! Delicious! *licks lips*
By: beckys76 on February 4, 2010
at 2:36 am
Seriously??? OMG! Niiiiiice, Kellan!
(excuse me while i pick my jaw up off the floor….)
By: torontotwicat on February 4, 2010
at 4:00 am
HOLY SHIT!!! THUD.
By: Haystackhair on February 4, 2010
at 6:19 am
My 10 yr old daughter actually saw some of those pics yesterday, she adores Kellan, and when I told her that she shouldn’t be looking at them because he’s in his underwear, she just said “jeez Mom, I’ve seen guys in their underwear before” and I said “yeah, family members” and thought to myself “and none of them look like that!”LOL!
By: spunkransomlover on February 4, 2010
at 9:33 am
Are you kidding me. HOLY CHRIST I have a new appreciation for Emmett ROFL
By: dee on February 4, 2010
at 9:39 am
Hello BIG boy!!*winks at Kellan’s peen*
By: RobsessedMuch on February 4, 2010
at 9:48 am
Um, yes… I did see them yesterday. I still haven’t recovered use of my right hand … and I’m out of batteries. *giggles*
By: Christina4 on February 4, 2010
at 2:36 pm
*looking around confused* WAH? Ummm…? *tilts head side to side* control + x 7…..yeah….My eyes feel like they just got the f*cking a lifetime! Yeah…I’m definitely TeamOrgy for reelz! GAH!!!!!!!! He’s f*cking hawt!
By: LuvnRobAllDay on February 4, 2010
at 3:26 pm
Social comments and analytics for this post…
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By: uberVU - social comments on February 4, 2010
at 12:36 am
OMG all of this was hilarious! But I’m dying over The Jerk and Clean: Eric gives a 10, and Mike a 0. LMFAO!
OK, no time, gotta scroll back up to that gif… Even the Dali stache can’t turn me off from that.
By: PunkyBumpkin on February 4, 2010
at 12:38 am
Yeah, that’s like a car crash, I can’t look away. It’s so diturbing but strangely erotic at the same time. God, I really hope he was seriously acting in that scene. THAT CANNOT BE THE O FACE. No Robbie, for the love of God, give us another O face, please sweetie. Okay, good, thank you.
You’ve done it again JAG. Muaaa.
By: elvis4scilla on February 4, 2010
at 2:05 am
It was diturbing and also disturbing.
By: elvis4scilla on February 4, 2010
at 2:06 am
JAG, your post is fantastic!! LMFAO :0
<3 ya sista *kisses*
By: beckys76 on February 4, 2010
at 12:39 am
OMFG- JAG, I’m actually SPEECHLESS and you know what a wordy bitch I am!!!
Srsly, no words can convey your epic hilarity. Fuck, I can’t stop laughing at Eric giving all 10s, bwahahah. Plus the Stache-wank is just priceless. Ahhh, bb- thanks for the laughs- you are a hilarious h00r and I <3 your pervy add so hard. xo
By: larac on February 4, 2010
at 12:54 am
I’m short on time so… what Larac said!!!
STRUT!!!!!
By: deb24601 on February 4, 2010
at 7:32 am
JAG, you never cease to amaze me with your hilarity. F*cking amazing! However, with all of these grueling olympic events, I don’t think Rob has had a proper sports physical. *digsoutdoctorkit*
Okay Rob, take off your clothes.
What? A hospital gown? Don’t worry sweetie, your not going to need one.
Now, turn your head and cough. Uh, oh! That is definatley going to need closer inspection! *Calls receptionist at front desk* – yes, please cancel all my appointments for the rest of the day. It looks like Mr. Pattinson’s physical is going to be HARDER than I thougt. This is going to take a while.
By: rtpgirl on February 4, 2010
at 1:01 am
Nurse Scilla reporting for duty
By: elvis4scilla on February 4, 2010
at 1:53 am
Physiotherapist romanysue standing in line with hot oils, all ready to provide full body massage. (‘Happy Ending’ compulsory Rob) X
By: romanysue on February 4, 2010
at 9:29 am
I’m willing to lend a hand for this examination!
By: spunkransomlover on February 4, 2010
at 9:40 am
I’ll be your intern. I need some practice.
By: RobsessedMuch on February 4, 2010
at 9:52 am
I do shorthand, so I can take the notes! Damn, you’re gonna need a bigger exam room!
By: FluffyLiz on February 4, 2010
at 10:37 am
Oh you have to make this a regular feature.
You can do strut offs from each movie, are you going to post any other contenders? Jasper? Em?
I mean we know who wins, but still.
And if I watch the games – I will keep thinking of the sparkle and the strut.
By: kes on February 4, 2010
at 1:02 am
Great idea!
By: Just a Girl on February 4, 2010
at 10:03 pm
Can’t see the forest prancing without cracking up, that is just so funny *humming the chariots of fire theme*
The O face is total WIN – I want a piece of that.
Sex strut, little smirky smile, eye contact……..DED!
Thanks for the daily supply of laughs JAG – you never fail to deliver
By: jpfree on February 4, 2010
at 1:07 am
Found a little small ONE shot for your gentle lemony pleasure. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5707043/1/The_Waiting_Game
By: music4debbo on February 4, 2010
at 1:08 am
Phwaw, thanks Debbo, that was lemony sweet. I love bossy Bella and obedient Edward. Now I need to find a little something something………
By: jpfree on February 4, 2010
at 1:24 am
Damn! How many was that for Bella? 4-5? Where’s my Cougar cord??
By: Capri on February 4, 2010
at 1:36 am
SHAMWOW!!
By: binky1 on February 4, 2010
at 9:37 am
OMG! That was HOT! I’ll have to try that game with the Hubs!
By: spunkransomlover on February 4, 2010
at 9:57 am
LOL JAG!! The Jerk & Clean… I happily volunteer to be a judge on that panel! Extra points Rob for the realistically painful expression during climax! Brav-”O”!
Sorry Eric, but it was just a little obvious you’ve got some sugar in your tank after you cried at Romeo & Juliet in NM>Thanks for putting yourself out there with those 10’s! *woot!*
I volunteer Rob for the Men’s Figure Skating competition.WHY? Sequined tight-ass Lycra outfit. Nothing can hide in one of those.
What I wanna know is who shall we pit against Rob in the 50 Meter Sex Strut? My money’s on Rob FTW, but a little friendly competition never hurts….
Tater…but shirt-on baby, your still underage.
Kellan…um. shirt definitely OFF..
JBone…only if you lose “The Wig”…
Am I forgetting anybody?
Love the post, JAG!
By: Capri on February 4, 2010
at 1:14 am
Capri~*kisses* <3 ya bb
more 50 meter strut compeition..
Peter Fach…. as long as he finds some tight ass jeans. love to see him coming and going. He can play doctor with me anytime. Daddy hot bitch!!
loved the "some sugar in the tank" LMfAO
By: beckys76 on February 4, 2010
at 1:32 am
“only if you lose the wig” LMAO – with the wig it would be more like the muppet olympics. Poor J Bone.
Don’t forget big daddy PFac, he’s got a mean swagger in that sexy white coat and of course, BillyB – now that dude has some sex in his walk. Rob’s got a bit of competition but I think he’s got them covered.
By: jpfree on February 4, 2010
at 1:34 am
YES! The good Doctor! If by some miracle he wins we can give him some “Physical Therapy” as a prize. I crush a lil’ on Billy, too….H.Clearwaters Fish Fry & beer if he wins.
*snort* “muppet olympics” We can blast Newton out of a cannon like Gonzo for his shitty scoring!
<3 ya Ladies!
By: Capri on February 4, 2010
at 1:48 am
Oh yes Billy and his prono stash, Hot love it!!!
3…2….1 “BLAST” Stupid Newton, look the fucker landed on his head!!!!
By: beckys76 on February 4, 2010
at 1:57 am
@Capri – “We can blast Newton out of a cannon like Gonzo for his shitty scoring”, LMFAO, seriously sprayed coffee everywhere, wasn’t ready for that image. He is such a Gonzo.
@beckys76 – only just recovered from Capri’s comment, took another mouthful (twss) and lost it again. You guys are a riot.
BTW – two questions:
Does anyone know what fishfry is – we don’t have it in Oz?
What does “<3" mean, I see it often and it's looks like a replacement for "love" but I'm not sure?
By: jpfree on February 4, 2010
at 4:46 am
@jpfree—a fishfry is a gathering serving (often freshly caught) fried fish—<3 is a hug = i heart <3 you—<3
By: expatzgeil on February 4, 2010
at 5:55 am
@expatzgeil – thank you, so fishfry is pretty obvious then…..LOL
I heart you
By: jpfree on February 4, 2010
at 7:34 am
Oh yeah we definitely need Daddy Hot Bitch!
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/pattinperv/Gifs/1867-1.gif
By: spunkransomlover on February 4, 2010
at 10:08 am
@srl…yes and please!
I’ve never seen that gif…I’m loving it! <3
By: LuvnRobAllDay on February 4, 2010
at 3:30 pm
The eyes …oh the eyes of Rob…the window to his soul…..I could get lost there for days and never find my way back. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm baby.
By: music4debbo on February 4, 2010
at 1:14 am
God Debbo,
Personally for me, that is what sold me, Rob’s eyes. I think that there are times, when he really knows exactly what he is doing, with his eyes. I actually prefer when his brows are more natural looking, than when they’ve been groomed to be “perfect” for Edward.
I love they can be different colors based on lighting or the clothes that he is wearing. My husband’s eyes are like that.
Rob’s eyes totally own me, and then his mouth….***sigh**
By: katiebird on February 4, 2010
at 9:18 am
He is so amazingly beautiful! Definitely Heaven on earth!
By: spunkransomlover on February 4, 2010
at 10:18 am
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Looks like it took a little bit of O face to crack Angela. She was stuck on 7 before Robvador! (can you blame her??? I watch that scene over & over!)
By: foof76 on February 4, 2010
at 1:37 am
Mmmmm…the sex strut should’ve gotten 10’s all the way!
Forest Prancing…Bwahahaha!!
LMFAO!! The jerk and clean f*cking killed me!! That is the funniest shiz EVA!!
I LOVE THEM ALL! Great post JAG!!
By: LuvnRobAllDay on February 4, 2010
at 1:47 am
Punk Rock Rob is way HAWT!! Tbh if he looked however but still came across in interviews the same way I deffo would (lol).x.
By: Chel on February 4, 2010
at 4:57 am
Before I take my tired add to bed, I wanted to show you all something hilarious! Most of you know that I get into the “great debate” mode around my RL used to be’s because all they do is talk shit about Rob and we argue about how gorgeous I think he is. So yesterday, during the great debate, one of them says,”He is NOT good looking! If he didn’t have the hair, he would just look like another joe shmoe! If he was bald and had braces, noone would give him a second look!”
BIOTCH PLEASE! Anyway, I decided to test her little bullshit theory and give Rob some new, interesting/somewhat disturbing (LOL!) looks! Which one of these (if any) would stop you from jumping his bones?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/luvnroballday/4329801038/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/luvnroballday/4329065833/
By: LuvnRobAllDay on February 4, 2010
at 2:00 am
LOL, Would still jump the first one, the second one, not so much. Keep your mouth closed Robbie.
By: elvis4scilla on February 4, 2010
at 2:02 am
http://www.flickr.com/photos/luvnroballday/4329801004/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/luvnroballday/4329800986/in/photostream/
By: LuvnRobAllDay on February 4, 2010
at 2:02 am
http://www.flickr.com/photos/luvnroballday/4329065731/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/luvnroballday/4329065713/in/photostream/
By: LuvnRobAllDay on February 4, 2010
at 2:05 am
http://www.flickr.com/photos/luvnroballday/4329065691/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/luvnroballday/4329065691/in/photostream/
By: LuvnRobAllDay on February 4, 2010
at 2:08 am
Oh Dayum!!!! I’d still jump all over option #1 Has all the ambiance for behind the dumpster sexin’.
option#2… he’s not gettin’ anywhere near my “bubblegum by the bum” if ya know what I mean. Otherwise just toss an “Edward” pillowcase over his head and we’re good to go!
By: Capri on February 4, 2010
at 2:09 am
http://www.flickr.com/photos/luvnroballday/4329800926/in/photostream/
I may be dating myself here, but I think punk rock Rob is HAWT!
I’m torn about medal mouth Rob. Part of me says hell no, and then another part of me says go get some braces myself and call it a party!
I’ve never really been into bald doods, so Chrome Dome Rob isn’t doing anything for me. LOL!
By: LuvnRobAllDay on February 4, 2010
at 2:13 am
Um, Baldbert looks kinda like Woody Harrelson so I’d still do him.
Cobain & the Iatola? My sickness knows no bounds.
Afrobert FTMFW! Let me get my platforms!
You are fucking hilarious girl! <3!!
By: Capri on February 4, 2010
at 2:16 am
I was a punk-rocker bitch till I had kids. All I need to do is dig out my leather,Docs & Misfits tapes and I’m all set. Meet you in the pit Punk-Rock Rob!
By: Capri on February 4, 2010
at 2:21 am
It doesn’t matter what you do to his hair. His face is just so classically beautiful, how anyone can’t see that is beyond me. Of course, I’d still do him no matter what he has atop his head. LOL
By: snickerdoodle6949 on February 4, 2010
at 4:09 am
LRAD—glad to see you’re back & posting your pretties (tho’ these are pretty wicked pretties)—#1 is a preview of how beautifully Rob’s gonna age, #2 is regrettable, but, babe, at CornrowRob i lost it completely—the rest is silence—guess i’m gonna have to flickr—<3
By: expatzgeil on February 4, 2010
at 4:28 am
These are brilliant LRAD! Interestingly, Baldbert just excentuates his beautiful features and I will still shag him senseless – as I would PunkRockerRob and CornRollRob …. yummee!
By: FluffyLiz on February 4, 2010
at 4:38 am
LRAD – these are great. I’d tap all of them except for the big bushy beard and the braces – I’m such a liar, I’d do them all.
Love punk rocker Rob – how hot is that *fist bumps* Capri – I’m so with you on that one sister. My DH has a leather MISFITS jacket – snap! I get all squishy on the inside when I see Rob in docs and leather – it fires up my girly bits.
Every night before bed I pray to the Church of St Mattress for a sex dream featuring punk rocker Rob but my subconscious is box blocking me on that one. I will not give in, I will not be denied.
Please Rob, bring back the sexpenders and the docs – just for a day, it would make this old cougar soooooo happy
By: jpfree on February 4, 2010
at 5:02 am
Punk Rock Rob FTW!
By: luvpattz on February 4, 2010
at 6:57 am
I’d do ‘em all……..seriously, it’s Rob!
X
By: romanysue on February 4, 2010
at 7:09 am
LRAD you crack me up! I have to say Punkbert is pretty f*cking hawt….day-um! Rock on, girl!
By: DeeDreamer16 on February 4, 2010
at 7:28 am
God save the Queen, The fascist regime – so British LOL
By: jpfree on February 4, 2010
at 7:37 am
LMAO Lrad!! To quote Romanysue “I’d do ‘em all” but I find myself partial to CornRow Rob (makes me want to break out the pipe) and Cobain Rob (just ’cause!)
By: deb24601 on February 4, 2010
at 7:44 am
omg, LRAD, hilarious!!! you crack me up
By: Celeste on February 4, 2010
at 9:07 am
omg, I just can’t stop laughing… or crying…
By: bbbee on February 4, 2010
at 9:20 am
Nope your not alone, I think punk rock Rob looks Hawt too! I like the one with the braids as well. Big shaggy bin laden Rob not so much but then again knowing he looks mighty fine after a good shave then yes I would still want him too! I just want Rob period!
By: asiki81 on February 4, 2010
at 9:24 am
Ok – I didn’t see these til this morning but I laughed sooo hard at the braces!!!! OMG and the cornrows!!! That’s my girl, LRAD!!!!
By: 1peeler on February 4, 2010
at 9:33 am
That is some FUNNY shit!! The one with the braces looks like a kid in my daughters class. LOL! Okay, well the kids not quite as cute, but a likeness none the less.
By: rtpgirl on February 4, 2010
at 9:52 am
LRAD, you really work hard on these manips. WOW these are so fucking funny. Wish Rob could see them. He has such a good sense of humor he’d probably laugh his ass off at them. FUNNY. GOOD JOB LRAD! HUG
By: music4debbo on February 4, 2010
at 10:02 am
OMFG! Those are hilarious LRAD! I don’t know about the Osama Bin Laden one, well maybe if he shaved, but I’d definitely do the rest in an instant!
By: spunkransomlover on February 4, 2010
at 10:32 am
Oh LRAD!!! LMMFAO!!! The baldRob, bwahaha! PunkRockRob is hawt! Don’t judge me.
By: SmittenByaBrit on February 4, 2010
at 1:00 pm
Let me get this right, same body, same personality, same voice???In a fuckin’ heartbeat. I ‘d just have him do me form behind if I didn’t want to see his face or hair.
By: RobsessedMuch on February 4, 2010
at 3:15 pm
Thanks and I’m glad you all liked them! I can’t wait to show that Robsnob these comments! Just goes to show our love for our boy has little or no boundaries! The only one that made me pause for even a second was Bin Laden Rob…but then I remembered what’s under all that hair!
<3 you Angelz!
I may totes have a thing for punkRob now…
By: LuvnRobAllDay on February 4, 2010
at 3:45 pm
I would sooooo bang him with the dreads!! that is fucking hawt.. kind of Brad Pitt pre JenAn -esque YUM!
Rabeye Rob, not so much… blahk!
By: ginaransom on February 4, 2010
at 6:07 pm
I LMAO @ the “Forest Prancing” every time I see it. I think everyone was eating Magic Forest Mushrooms the day that was filmed.
By: Capri on February 4, 2010
at 2:01 am
@ capri- It’s known among my friends as ‘The Frolick’ and it’s a serious social faux pas to bring it up.
@ JAG- I thought we had this conversation once already?!
By: hidingfromsomeone on February 4, 2010
at 3:33 am
Come on JAG – I’d managed to erase the prancing shite from my brain…….!
Please make it stop.
X
By: romanysue on February 4, 2010
at 7:08 am
Yeah, I thought the Forest Frolick had been dubbed “the scene that shall not be named”!! Stupid Alice and her stupid visions…
Always, always reminds me of KStew in Harper’s joking about Rob’s non-athleticism and my favourite quote of hers, ” And oh God, when he RUNS….”
By: deb24601 on February 4, 2010
at 7:40 am
If any scene should have been cut it was that one. I wonder how many times he tripped and fell over those wonky legs of his. LMAO poor Rob Why do people want to make him run in his films. He runs in Remember Me too.
Just strut baby that’s all we need. A little Rome rob/Edward sex strut and we’re good.
By: dee on February 4, 2010
at 9:45 am
Before I forget….
It’s GEORGEYGIRL’S BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!!
Happy BIRTHDAY GEORGEYGIRL!!!!!
May Rob’s cock visit you in your dreams and into your Vajayjay of LOVE!
By: music4debbo on February 4, 2010
at 2:07 am
And Tess too right? Happy birthday Georgeygirl and Tess! Muaaaa.
By: elvis4scilla on February 4, 2010
at 2:17 am
Happy Birthday Ladies!!
By: Capri on February 4, 2010
at 2:38 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TESSY!!!!!!!! May Rob shower you with kissed from head to toe in your dreams…..
By: music4debbo on February 4, 2010
at 3:22 am
Happy birthday, ladies!!!!!
(throws confetti up in the air)
Drinks all around!
By: torontotwicat on February 4, 2010
at 4:09 am
GG & Tess – Many Roberty Returns to you both, hope you have an absolutely spiffing day (although for Tess it’s already almost over in NZ!)
By: FluffyLiz on February 4, 2010
at 4:42 am
damn it, debbo, you beat me to it again—
Happy Birthday, Tess, & many, many more of the same—<3
gg, my lovely, you want to stay young?—live honestly, eat slowly & lie about your age (the Word acc to L. Ball)—you already know what i wish you—& you know how deeply it cuts—i send you a dancing star & all my love—expat
By: expatzgeil on February 4, 2010
at 4:46 am
Awww thanks Debbo, for the, um, sweet words! lol! You’re a corker.
Thanks for the birthday greetings all. And expat, don’t worry, the way I behave, it’s easy to lie about my age. Allow me to share one of my favourite sayings, which graces the outside of my make up compact:
http://www.grandrivertoys.com/p-203-j14251.aspx
Gotta love Anne Taintor!
HaPpY BiRtHdAy TeSs!!! xo
By: georgeygirl on February 4, 2010
at 5:32 am
Happy Birthday GG and Tess!!
By: Haystackhair on February 4, 2010
at 6:21 am
Happy Birthday GG and Tess!
Have a good one!
XXX
By: romanysue on February 4, 2010
at 7:07 am
Happy, Happy Birthday to two fabulous Angels! xoxo
By: DeeDreamer16 on February 4, 2010
at 7:30 am
Happy Birthday Angels!!! I think by now we ALL know what this is… it’s also from Tattward, he said to bake him some f*cking cupcakes and bend over.
http://twitpic.com/snrhl
By: deb24601 on February 4, 2010
at 7:47 am
Happy Birthday Tess and GG…and many, many more!
By: imamess on February 4, 2010
at 9:09 am
Happy Bday! <3
By: bbbee on February 4, 2010
at 9:22 am
Happy Birthday Georgeygirl & Tess!!! May you have Robtastic day today <3<3<3
By: asiki81 on February 4, 2010
at 9:26 am
Happy Birthday H00rs!! Keep up the poetry and the writing – we loves it all!!! MWAH!!!
By: binky1 on February 4, 2010
at 9:43 am
Happy Birthday GG and Tess!
By: spunkransomlover on February 4, 2010
at 10:36 am
Happy Birthday GG and Tess! *BIG HUGS* <3
By: LuvnRobAllDay on February 4, 2010
at 3:48 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GG AND TESS!
BIG <3S AND HUGS!
By: Just a Girl on February 4, 2010
at 10:04 pm
SEXY MANIP of Rob. I’m starting to LOVE these in the wake of the Rob drought.
http://pics.livejournal.com/lindsiloolabell/pic/0005r1fb/
By: music4debbo on February 4, 2010
at 2:09 am
http://pics.livejournal.com/lindsiloolabell/pic/0005hhq0/
Rob MANIP
By: music4debbo on February 4, 2010
at 2:12 am
OMG debbo, those manips are hot!
By: spunkransomlover on February 4, 2010
at 10:39 am
It’s like having all new pics.These are pretty good. Our next shot at him may be February 23 Details Magazine comes out!
By: dee on February 4, 2010
at 2:14 pm
JAG, you’ve outdone yourself yet again, this is hilarious!
RobsessedMuch THANK YOU for the finger gif from yesterday. I’m still looking at it. I will have it memorized soon.
By: JJElektric on February 4, 2010
at 2:40 am
I watched it so many times that when I close my eyes, I see it. *closing eyes tightly*
By: RobsessedMuch on February 4, 2010
at 9:58 am
Out. Of. Words.
Thats all.
By: HeidiForReal on February 4, 2010
at 3:21 am
Strutting, sparkling and O face, the best way to start the day.
I’ll give him 10/10 for all events.
By: JenUK on February 4, 2010
at 3:22 am
JAG! You’re a rock star again!
Gold medal for The Strut and if we could, a platinum for The Jerk and Clean!!! That’s some serious fantasy material!!!
(need a little help there, Robvador? I don’t mind…really! Just tell me where the “sweet spot” is! Or…just sit back, Baby – I’ll find it!)
By: torontotwicat on February 4, 2010
at 4:12 am
Even bald that man is HAwT!
Thanks LuvnRobAllDay for the proof…Rob is Fu*kHwat no matter what is on his head.
(thatswhatshesaid?)
By: MartaB on February 4, 2010
at 4:24 am
You’re welcome MartaB!!
By: LuvnRobAllDay on February 4, 2010
at 3:51 pm
OMG the forest prancing still makes me cringe big time!
The 0 face dies me but the stache is too scary (it looks like black eyeliner) but I have a phobia developing of the Robstache as you can probably tell.
the Strut…no words!
JAG, that is an awesome post, love the judges, Erics got a big hard on for Edward LOL!
OK so in honour of the Olympics, its Canada day in the IGD house we are on a strict diet of K.D.Lang, Gordon Lightfoot and some Teenage Head from my punk days. If only there was somewhere in Glasgow I could get a hold of a Tim Hortons double double it would be perfect!
and how fitting that it is a special girls birthday today who transports me back to my old stompin grounds in her story.
Happy Birthday Georgey Girl!!!
By: Im Goin Down on February 4, 2010
at 4:31 am
OMG…Teenage Head! I have their album around here somewhere! I LOVED them in high school!
As for Tim Horton’s, well, you’ll just have to make some Canadian friends, my dear….maybe one of them will send a care package!
By: torontotwicat on February 4, 2010
at 5:23 am
Thanks for the bday wishes, IGD.
I’ll have a Timmie’s today and think of you. If you get really desperate, head to London, and right near Trafalgar Square, there’s a shop that sells Timmie’s coffee. We just about fell on our knees to thank the baby Jeebus when we saw that on our last trip over. (It was Canada Day too. Sweeeet)
But yeah, drop me a pm with your addy and I’ll happily send you a canister. I understand the addiction…
By: georgeygirl on February 4, 2010
at 5:37 am
thanks girls re the coffee, I was home in October I brought a canister home with me but Ive finished it. I will be over to see family/friends in the next few months. My (late) Mom’s house in Wasaga Beach has just been sold and Ive got some stuff to attend to so will get my ass over there and get some coffee!
Enjoy your birthday gg, dont do anything I wouldnt do (which leaves you pretty much open) Dont wear out your Hobo, you’ll need it for RM in March!
By: Im Goin Down on February 4, 2010
at 6:42 am
ps TorontoTwiCat, was a Teenage Head mini groupie, Frankie Venom kicks ass!
By: Im Goin Down on February 4, 2010
at 6:51 am
sorry past tense he kicked ass, he died last October RIP
By: Im Goin Down on February 4, 2010
at 7:03 am
Yeah…I remember seeing that. It was very sad. Frankie was one of a kind. They played my high school (L’Amoreaux in Scarberia) and then again my college (Seneca). Always to a packed house.
@GG…..OMR!!! Timmy’s in London?? I LOVE it!!!!
(wondering if rob ever goes there and thinks – hey! the awesome coffee i had in vancouver!)
By: torontotwicat on February 4, 2010
at 7:26 am
IGD I’m drinking a Timmy’s double double right now! SRL holds up cup, “Here’s to you Angel!”
By: spunkransomlover on February 4, 2010
at 10:49 am
Bloody hell JAG, how do you keep coming up with this stuff – oh for 5 minutes inside your head (don’t think I could take more than that LOL!) Your imagination seemingly knows no bounds – The judging alone just made me ROTFLMFAO! Dear little Yorkie, I can just imagine him having a crush on Edward!
As for other Olympic disciplines? Well, there’s Wrestling
http://www.fanpop.com/spots/new-moon/images/8777188/title/volturi-fight
or how about Synchronised Swimming
http://www.fanpop.com/spots/new-moon/images/9704642/title/new-moon-edward-bella-scenes
By: FluffyLiz on February 4, 2010
at 4:59 am
Oh my God Fluffy! the synchro swimming! LMFAO! I thought it might be the clip from Little Ashes — they really do seems to be synchro swimming there — but this is waaaaay the fuck funnier!!! lol
He also does some rowing in Little Ashes, and cross country biking…
Fuck, who said Rob wasn’t athletic? He’s totes a decathalete!
By: georgeygirl on February 4, 2010
at 5:43 am
LMFAO fluffy!!! Good ones!!
By: Haystackhair on February 4, 2010
at 6:23 am
oh yeah Liz, I would love to go swimming with HHH, those long legs wrapped around me in the water, OH GAWD!!!! (oops wee accident there will have to break for panty change)
both of us are too uncoordinated to be syncronized LOL but we could make it work (this is going to be a very unproductive day)
By: Im Goin Down on February 4, 2010
at 7:02 am
Synchro!!! Love it and Rob can’t hurt himself falling down in the water. Which leads to another sport… During filming of the prom dance in Twilight, Rob fell and rolled with it… Gymnastics!!!! Tumbling at the 1.28 mark.
LostMortal’s “I Like the Way you Move” video
By: deb24601 on February 4, 2010
at 8:04 am
I’ve never been into “water sports” *ifyaknowwhatI’msayingandIthinkyado* but for Rob I’d be perfectly willing to give it a whirl LOL!
By: FluffyLiz on February 4, 2010
at 8:09 am
I just LOVED that video deb! I’m going to download that song too. Thanks!
By: imamess on February 4, 2010
at 9:25 am
Fluffy, LMFAO, those are hilarious!
Deb, I love that video, it’s one of my faves!
By: spunkransomlover on February 4, 2010
at 10:58 am
LMAO!!! Those are funny as hell Fluffy!!
By: LuvnRobAllDay on February 4, 2010
at 3:54 pm
there’s a clip in that vid of an interview that I’ve been trying to find. It’s the one where he’s walking in to the room trying to cover his head wearing a beanie. It’s around the 4:21 mark. Does anyone know which interview that was???
By: pattincake on February 4, 2010
at 4:09 pm
@ pattincake …. Rob on TRL (Nov. 6/08). Full interview here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83qKXdPHZPA
By: RobCatCdn on February 4, 2010
at 4:17 pm
Thanks RCC!!! I love the part where he says the vampires are struggling to try to be good, they’re not just “born good” I swear, I watched it about 45 times and went through an entire load of panties!!!!! It’s around the 4:45-4:50 mark
By: pattincake on February 4, 2010
at 9:27 pm
OMG this has got to be the funniest post, love the Roblympics….go team UK!!
Think Mike and Jess should be disqualified for unfair scoring (lol).
Right now my results….
5mtr sex strut-11!!!!!!!!
Pairs forest prancing-10
Cross country sparkling-10
The jerk and clean-11!!!!!!!!!!!
Fab post JaG….love it!!
.x.
By: Chel on February 4, 2010
at 5:01 am
JAG – hilarious as per ususal.
RE: “And the judges give Robvador…”
I’m thinking a jizz towel might have been an appropriate thing for them to give him….
By: georgeygirl on February 4, 2010
at 5:45 am
“BenParkerMusic”…..on twitter….he’s hired to teach some of the cast of BEL AMI about how to perform music from the days of BEL AMI. I asked him who was going to be performing music in Bel Ami and he wouldn’t say, but you KNOW Rob will be AT LEAST playing piano.
Back in the days of Bel Ami, when they had guests, someone would always play the piano and of course many of the ladies would sing.
I BETCHA ROB MAY SING ALSO. Won’t that be great? WOW.
He wouldn’t answer who was performing in the movie……he COULDN’T. Isn’t allowed to say. But needless to say he’s training more than one person in the cast. OOOOOHHHHH I’m excited.
By: music4debbo on February 4, 2010
at 5:47 am
OMG, Rob playing the piano in a period costume…. Too much hawtness… I can just imagine sitting in the dark theater, and completely coming undone in my seat…
One of my favorite things to watch over and over and over again, on the Twilight dvd is Rob playing the piano. That saved the movie for me.
By: katiebird on February 4, 2010
at 9:26 am
One more reason to look forward to this movie-
It couldn’t get much better than Rob sexin’ and singing-
Thanks for the info Debb0
By: keller on February 4, 2010
at 11:39 am
JAG—the only perfect 10 that i see is this post—in contrast to the IOC medals it deserves one of solid gold—but as part of your game
my 10s for
The Sex Strut—i concentrated on Robward’s face as he walks toward Bellsten: phase one, eyes ahead just walking; phase two, with eyes dropped & a lovely melt-your-heart pussycat smile; phase three, with eyes level & a melt-your-panties sex stare—
&
The Jerk & Clean—a picture is worth 1000 words & this picture says it all—
with honorable mentions for
Cross Country Sparkling (have a real soft spot in my heart for this one) since that is precisely what Robward has done: sparkled across all borders—
&
Forest Prancing (wonderfully old-fashioned with a contagious innocence) reminds me of Austen or once upon a time—Robsten in days long ago—
don’t know how you do it, girl, but your quirky, pervy imagination never fails to amaze me—<3
By: expatzgeil on February 4, 2010
at 5:50 am
JAG, I don’t know how you do it day in and day out. Fucking hilarious. The sex strut is WIN in my book, dies me every time. And the Bella “here he is and he’s all mine” smirk is a riot. You can almost hear her mind going “sluuuuuurp” LOL
By: Haystackhair on February 4, 2010
at 6:25 am
Oh JAG – this is great stuff! 5 meter parking lot strut! Cross country sparkling! LMAO
How about drunken announcing? and toniiiight weee’re briiiiiinging youuuuu….
Or shuttling through airport with a boner?
or consectutive finger combing hair?
Thanks for making me laugh again today!
By: luvpattz on February 4, 2010
at 7:02 am
LMAO ’shuttling through airport with a boner’ I think he’s going for Gold!!
By: Im Goin Down on February 4, 2010
at 9:54 am
“Shuttling through the airport with a boner” he’ll get 10’s straight across the board for that event!
By: spunkransomlover on February 4, 2010
at 11:15 am