When the EW Outtakes came out last week, I was instantly drawn to this picture. Not necessarily because it’s hot and Rob looks smokin because he doesn’t, but because I just saw endless possibilities for fun fuckery LOL
So I sent out the call for Manips of this picture and here are some of the ones I got. Check it!
*snicker*
more “takes” after I wind up Rob…
LMFAO!
"Oooh paper cut"
For her pleasure...
Got beer?
"Time to play smutty sinarious with my Twi finger puppets"
Lick ‘em, I mean Click ‘em to make them bigger
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- “Time to play smutty sinarious with my Twi finger puppets”
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- Nooooooooooooooo!
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- Got beer?
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- For her pleasure…
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- HockeyWard plays with a helluva big stick
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- *snicker*
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- “Oooh paper cut”
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- Mmmm makes me thirsty
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- LMFAO!
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- 007 or is it 0069 *snicker*
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- Domward?
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- I’ve been bad, very very bad.
Sources: Melainii
My Rob Addiction
@georgiaosman
MPWastingMorn
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It’s the Go-Go Gadget watch! (or so I’m going to pretend, pretend until I die!)
LMFAO!
OMFG. CONDOMSROB IS MY FAVORITE! These are amazing. Domward? F*cking delish.
Hahhaha. Nice hello kitty watch, Robbiepoo…
Hilarious. The Hello Kitty watch has to be my favourite though.
mine too..hilarious..gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ROFL!!!! Hello Kitty!!!
Who needs a Hobo Glide when all u need to do is look at Rob’s Eye Fuck pictures and you are all slick and ready to go?!?!?
Ya need the hoboglide for the butt seckzin’!!!
OMG LMFAO butt secksin
Holy Crow Asiki-nice new avi!! I am now adding you to my long list of avi stalks. *shell dry humping Asiki’s avi*
ROFL HELLO KITTY He can say hello to my kitty all he wants.
No Hoboglide required. These are hilarious!
Hobo Glide butt seckzin’! LMFAO!
Ah yes my Avi was done by the one and only LRAD, lurv u hard bb!!!! U can’t see it here but his eyes are this amazing blue color! It’s just a let me lick u up and down then fuck u senseless look that he has in those eyes
I would gladly let him do just that 
So I need the hoboglide for butt smekzin ROFLMAO!!!!
Ok I ain’t into that *yet* but for Rob I’ll try anything once!!!
LMFAO! I love the Hoboglide and the razor. Pahahaha!
lol, those are killing me!
Ofcourse I like I’ve been very very Bad…… What can I say I’m Rpattz Freek!!! lol(:
LMFAO! Especially the Condom 1. The. Best.
OMFG!!! Those are freakin’ hilarious!!!! LMAO! Love them and fab post Jag!
Check out what I did with the O face pic! (sex on fire)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/luvnroballday/4324440318/?edited=1
ohhhhh sizzling sexxxily H.O.T.
The manips are all a crack up. I especially like the Hello Kitty watch and the condom….ha ha.
Very nice!!!
LRAD, Great Pic, DAMN HOT!!!!! Love the new AVI!!!!
Thanks!
I had no choice but to put all of my pretties up on Fluckr and pray they don’t get pissy about something and delete me, but here’s the link to all 115 of them. There are alot of new ones, and feel free to comment on your favorites! 
<3 xoxoxo
http://www.flickr.com/photos/luvnroballday/
Your pictures are great.I love what you did with the EW pics!
Smexy
Those are pics HOT LRAD!
I think we’d all ignite like that in HHH’s presence. LOL BTW what’s written in the <3 of your new avi Luvn?
Glad you all liked them!
@RCC…it says, “Be Mine”…I’m usually Anti-Valentine’s Day, but Rob has given me that “lovin’ feeling” this year! LOL!
that came out wonderful LRAD!
I can’t comment on your photos cause I don’t have an account there, but I am liking them all so far. I love the one with the dog and bubbles it’s too cute, and the lion… and the camera one… as well as many others!!
you always do an amazing job on them!
Damn it ROB! How many times have I asked you to keep the toys in the playroom when you leave? I expect those things back tonight…and don’t go getting all drunk & pistol-whipping crazy paps or fan girls.
*waves* hey Capri, Don’t worry BB I’ll make sure he brings your stuff back after I’m done with him. *Ihavemyownstuffheleftyoursinthecar* *snickesnort*
LMFAO, love you posts girl;) HEHEHE
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OMG! They’re like lays #thatswhatshesaid# you can’t have just one.
These are freakin’ FU-UN-NY!
You ladies are great!
Thanks for making me laugh–as usual!
JAG!! this is too hilarious
Making pantywetters of us
i’ve dropped in for my “quickie”
and this has fixed me thoroughly!!
can you do another manip errand
a ticket for Air New Zealand?
so Rob can make that movie with Hugh
“Unbound Captives” is so overdue
and i am in all kinds of panic
fretting that it will all turn out fanfic!
someone put me out of my misery
tell me a better UC story!!
ciao bella!
Those are great! My favorites are the razor and the hoboglide.
I love them all, but I’m a huge HockeyWhore, so I’m lurvin’ Hockeyward!!!!
007 or is it 0069 *snicker*
I’ll take 0069
Rob whip out your pistol. I’m ready to be bondaged! UNF!
rsm… What happend to your avi? Not that your lil moster isnt adorible, but I dont recogize you w/o your adrorable smiley photo…
Teehee
I think after a “69″ with Rob there will be more than just double “O”s!
Bring on the the condom, hoboglide, whip and tickler. Funny how Rob always knows what I like. Of course he really doesn’t have to wear a condom. I’ll take it either way, how ever he likes it.
Great post JAG, LMFAO
He can say Hello to my kitty anyday!!
beckys76 ROTFLMFAO with “He can say Hello to my kitty anyday”… OMFG, you gals are So fucking funny!!!
JAG, you have outdone yourself with this one!!!!!
I especially love the Paper Cut and the Happy Now, Gillette??? And of course the Hockeyward with the big stick (hunterhunting will love this one!)
Thanks for making me laugh this morning, it’s awesome!!
I FUCKING LOVE YOU GALS!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, Robert Pattinson Australia just posted that Holly Grainger (she played Charlie opposite Robdaniel in The Bad Mother’s Handbook) has been confirmed in the role of Suzanne in Bel Ami!!
Lucky little lady!
Yes she is!!!
Ok ????? Fir who ever is reading E&OMP
I am on chapter 9 so far and see that it is up to ch 20 so far. Do E & B become civil towards eachother anytime soon??? I shouldn’t have started this story just yet but I did and now I need to see it thru because I am OCD that way, but I need somthing to look forward too. This loveless marriage of theirs is hard for me to read and I just want some hint that it gets better because like I said sad or not, if I start to read something I will have to finish it!! Again the OCD!
Thanx
Stupid iPhone ,for, not fir
Oh, girl I am right there with you this story was very hard for me to read, gotta tell ya it’s not better yet. Keep reading though I think it is going to get better. At least I hope. I usually don’t read stories that are so angsty, but I am so hoping they pull through. I’m OCD like you too…Hang in there BB.
Well, I’m an Angst Hoor… I guess I like feeling like I’ve been punched in the gut & my hearts been trampled on. I’ve actually been on an angst bender here lately. As for this fic, the last 3 chapters showed promise, especially in their individual character development.
Thanx Becky!!! So 11 more chaps of them like that ugh
Not even a little more civil??? Damn OCD habit!!! I have to see it thru no matter what! Well I’m sure there will be light at the end of the tunnel so that is something I guess, right?
Anyway I still need to sit my ass down on my puter soon to mail u back!!! I have not been on it in days!!! Takes to long to write on this phone
It’s well written though so I like it enough to endure even the angst and that’s coming from a major wussperv here. So just hold on….
I’m hooked too. I’m with you Christina, love the angst. It feels like it will be turning soon. I actually feel bad for them both. Possible spoiler if you are reading, but just my guesses. I sense she cheated or something, and my heart breaks for him cause he loves her so much but I feel like he is trying so hard to keep himself from loving her, so he pushes her away, HARD. LOL.
I’m reading this one too, and it’s a tough one!! I just read the newest update and I can tell you that their relationship is starting to get better.
I usually don’t read fics that aren’t complete ’cause I was born without patience, but I am hooked on this one!! It’s fun to see a whole different side to B & E and I love to see the wonderful things my sister obsessors think up.
Yep – this one is ripping my heart out, but I can’t stop reading it! I agree about what HSH said above about Edward. From Bella’s end . . . she keeps talking about how much she loved Jacob, but never loved Edward. I’m waiting for her to figure out that she truly loves Edward. The two of them in EaOMP remind me of friends of mine and they are so stubborn, they drive me insane. Well written.
This one grabbed me from the first few chapters. It’s very hard to read but is so close to my RL. It’s is very well written. It does show some hope.Maybe that’s why I keep reading andwhat I’m waiting for.
EPOV if you don’t have it yet.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5702236/1/
Angst hoor here too, love it. Cant wait to watch this one unfold.
OK I’m gonna have to read this story now! I’m a total angst Hoor! ;
OH NOOO!! I am also an angst lover!! I just finished late last night TB&TC (how long does she usually take to update?? I’m in a panic). I get nothing done when I start a new story-but looks like I must start this one today. UGHHH!!
*flushing RL obligations down the toilet*
Hmmm well I’m on ch15 now, fell asleep last nite after 11
I think the stroy is very well written, and I got the feelen that Bella must have cheated on him a few chappies in to it
I find it hard to read only because of how they don’t just talk at all. Just ignore eachother like they just live in the same house but don’t even know the other us there. I don’t know who I feel bad for yet! If Bella did cheat on him *crazy loon I know* maybe she had her reasons! Just sayin u know?!?
LMFAO!! Another post full of WIN!!
The Hobo Glide one was my fave until I went down and came (that’s what she said) upon Mafia Princeward holding his gun! F*ck.Me! I.AM.DIED. *Thud*
Oh and Hockeyward…. I wouln’t mind him playing a game of tonselhockey with me with his big stick. IfyaknowwhatImsayinandIthinkyado. *wink*
Who’s on my team? Kneel before Hockeyward and say ahhhhhhhh.
ahhhhhhh.
AHHHHHHH. I love big sticks
Ahhhhhhhh. He can take as many shots on my goal as he likes!!
OMG LMAO Binky1
AHHHH SLAPSHOT SCORE!!!!
AHHHH…Oooh…slurp…uuunnnghh…slurp…mmmm….He shoots he scores!
AAAAHHHHHHHHH! *choke*
Everyone that contributed, thanks for the laugh.
*pssst* Jag, hey JAG… it really isn’t his best, is it? *backs away*
On all seriousness, I think he has his days where he’s all sexual & makes love to the camera & then I think he has those days where he’s like “fuck it all, I don’t give a fuck” and actually looks like he doesn’t give a fuck, teehee.
Have a great day!
Oh, if you’re reading Lust, I’ve been busting my ass on Polyvore. I got them caught up to Chapter 11. You can check them out. (I’ll make changes before I post them. I need to add some stuff to the first few where I was only fucking around with it.)
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/profile?id=1319755
♥ Christina
Christina I have never read a story that is not E&B!! But I want to read yours oneday when I get a chance too!! Maybe u will change my one track mind when it comes to E&B
I can’t wait for the next chapter Christina!
Oh, the lucky lucky Holly Grainger
Picked to play Suzanne in Bel Ami
Our Robert is no stranger to her
He was Daniel Gale to her Charlie
Oh, to be co-starring in two flicks
With His Holy Awesomeness
The good fortune of some chicks
To get so close to His Handsomeness
Hope she takes a page or two
From Bad Mother’s Handbook
There’s more to the eye that’s true
Than how things sound or look
I envy her that point of advantage
Working so closely with Rob
Wonderful actresses sharing one stage
Bel Ami is sure to be a helluva job!
Well done, Holly, good luck to you
And no matter what else you learn
A thing for sure that’s fun to do
Is playing with our Robert Pattinson!!
congratulations to the young lass
Robert “Georges” Pattinson will be a gas gas gas!!
<3 all my h00rs!
Ok I’m wired from my XL Timmys coffee so now I will go and catch up on E&OMP!!!!
*To bad coffee doesn’t really do shit for me but I can try*
MMMM… Coffee sounds good, but it really is to late. Just wanted to say love your new AVI BB
Hockeyward and “Got beer?” LMAO! Let’s just call him “CanadianRob”!
HE SHOOTS! HE SCORRRRRRRRRES!!!!!
I have an empty net he can take shots on….
Uh oh deb24601 is feelin’ dirty today!!!!
Oh Canada, We bang on Rob, for theeeeeeeeee
Glad to see my Canadian h00rs representing!!! It’s Rob-lonesome here in Eastern Canada.
I hear ya my Canuck sistahs!! Rob can come and heat up my beaver anytime ’cause I’m freezing my add off in our Nation’s capital!!
Special Canadian Rob P0rn!!!
http://twitpic.com/nabi7
LMAO Go Canucks!
I’ll take a Robnananutmuffin to go with that Double-double!!
CanuckRob for the Win!
Rob and Horey Tim’s! Yay!
bwahahahaha… You are one funny ass h00r JAG… & fucking huge credit to the four ladies who did the manips!!
First pic Im gonna break down Weekend update stylie.. Really Rob? Hello Kitty??! I mean Really? very Daddyward-esque! REALLY?!
…but who the hell am I kidding?! I bang him even if he had a giant fucking Hello Kitty (heh.. Kitty) plastered on his chest and a sworaphsky (sp?) encrusted Hello Kitty peen ring.. just sayin..
I was at a girlfriends house happily buzzzzzin off the Reisling when I nearly assaulted her cat ‘Cow’ with the plethora of wine I had in my mouth!! There I sit cackling maniacally at my iPhone when my friend shouts from the kitchen “Uhhh, are you okay in there? Did you find another picture of a funny looking uncut dood?” (Cause yes, I told her about the uncirced discussion here on RAoR, & she just HAD to see an uncut peen
)
I think we giggled over the finger puppet pic for a good 10 minutes!!
Oh, i am very happy for Bel Ami and all
but no news of Unbound Captives at all!!
One fine wonderful day
What a big surprise
He swings my way
Smiling with his eyes
Come to make a movie
Half naked on a horse
No speaking the Englee
Only Comanche of course
Let that Unbound Captive
Catch me in his arms
Exercise his prerogative
Subdue me to his charms
Let this willing native
Play ministering angel
His will my every objective
By his side I shall keep vigil
Such convoluted dreams
Such outrageous proposals
But inspirational schemes
Are the real stuff of miracles
Make it that he comes
Make it that he stays
No more gloomy doldrums
For all the rest of my days
New Zealand Aotearoa
Waits for his landfall
Rob, kia ora me te aroha
Come make captives of us all!
http://robertpattinsonrhymes.blogspot.com/
hey, tried to fix the blog…will one of you sweeties try it to see if you can post comments?? will love you all even more!! **smooches**
Oh my God JAG, this are sooo funny! Poor Rob, he’s our own little puppet. We make him do whatever we want. He’s our own personal blank canvas. He gets fanficked, manniped, hoboed, iambic pentametered, fucked in our pervy minds, fucked as our man, three wayed, etc. Hell, he was even a freaking Christmas ornament and he’s trapped with his face in our crotches with those crazy Edward panties! No wonder the poor guy looks exhausted.
He does such a good job keeping us h00rs happy, poor baby he does need a rest!!
LMFAO, Scilla great post <3
Ha ha ha Scilla,
i have a note to myself to go read your fanfic when i have totally vanquished my RL demons…your fics must be amazing from the little snippets of literary wit and style you show here…cannot wait!!
Hey scilla, I want to read your story but it keeps saying I have to register. I have registered. What else do I need to to read it?? Help please. I am a techtard!!!!
lol, yes he’s busy all right!
Poor Rob, no rest for the FuckHawt!
This hockeyward reminds me of something HOT!!! Are there any hockeyward stories out there? When my husband used to play hockey he came home HORNY after games/practice soooooooo I was hoping there is a hockeyward story out there. Anybody????????
hunterhunting (author of ‘Clipped Wings & Inked Armour’) is. Though she hasn’t posted it yet.
From the A/N at the end of CW&IA Chapter 38: “For those who are wondering, I will start posting Hockeyward (I have no idea what the name of the story is) when we get to chapter 40. So a few more weeks I’m guessing.”
I’m excited too, I love hockey and was actually contemplating writing my own hockeyward FF but when I saw she was already in the process I quit…because my writing ability would surely be like a 4-year old trying to paint the Sistine Chapel compared to her story.
Should be ‘hunterhunting is writing one.’
jizztyping fail.
Can’t wait for Hockeyward!
Looks like she’ll be posting the first chapter tomorrow
“I’m posting chapter 1 of Hockeyward tomorrow. The title is: ‘The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Whores.’ Or MoBS for short. I know it’s long. It’s not angsty though. Funny maybe, but not angsty.”
LMFAO! I’m dying over the condoms one. Love it!
Have a beautiful day PATTIN angels/pervs.
Debbo – that is one of my favourite Billy Joel songs of all time – truly beautiful – thanks for posting it.
That is beautiful! Thanks debbo!<3
Bwahahahaha!!!
Those are HIGHlarious!!! I can’t decide which one I like better! The Hello Kitty one has subtle genius, but then the condom ad is just WIN. They’re all amazing! Makes me wish I’d seen the call for these, I used to have a blast making different manips.
BTW, self pimpin time! Blood & Lust just updated chapter 16 on Twilighted, for anyone who only reads it there. Also, I just posted a playlist for it tonight!
Here’s the playlist link if anyone wants to check it out.
http://www.playlist.com/playlist/19132687883
Not many songs yet, but it’s got everything that’s been mentioned or quoted so far.
OMG MAKe them I’ll do a part 2 post. There’s so much fun fuckery in that one pics lol
Elvis is hovering over me so I need to be quick. Well, you ladies always make my day too, so thanks for the kind words. Tess, I still don’t know how you come up with those poems on the fly like that. Amazing!
Can’t wait til you both read Open to Interpretation.
Here’s the link.
http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=8528
Becky, have you received an e-mail giving you a computer generated password for Twilighted? If you haven’t, then wait until you receive it, then you can log on using that password. You can find OTI by either cutting and pasting this link into your browser or using the Search option searching alphabetically under Author or Title.
Tip: the password they send you is usually something impossible to remember. You can go to Account Info, and click on Edit Preferences or Bio, I can’t remember which one, and change it to something easier to remember.
If you’ve received your password, then follow the steps above. Twilighted seemed complicated to me too, but once I changed my password to something I could remember easily, everything went smoothly. Let me know if you have any problems.
Elvis is making me nervous, my answer is posted below.
Crap, I mean above. He found my Rob porn, what’s next? I’m a nervous wreck…
Becky, I didn’t know you had written so many stories. Wow! Will get to them too. Gotta run. Elvis is in a mood.
Hey Scilla, Yes but actually I have written all but 3, my husband wrote those. I only have one story with more than one chapters. Most of them are one shots! I got into your story thank you I will read and review!! Hope Elvis isn’t to upset. Just remind him of his benefits he gets!!! LOL
*kisses* <3 bb
Awww Scilla, my Hubs has been in one of those moods lately too!
Becky, your stories look good! I’ll have to read them when I get a chance!
Yes they are good!! U guys should def. read them!
Oh and Becky!! Yes Twilighted is hard to log on to at first, took me awhile but I figured it out!
asiki, Thank you,
Scilla, I have been a slave to your story for the past 6 hours, Damn hot girlie loved it!!! I tote want a weekend like that!!!
Spunk, Please let me know what you think. Thank you
Finally got into Twilighted *shew*
Yay Becky, so glad you liked it! Spunkransomlover, yeah, after Elvis found the Rob porn, he’s been moody. I’ll have to distract him with something…
i love the condom picture
its so not going to be my fault if
that image pops up in my dreams tonight
Does anyone else find the gun pic hot or am I just that demented?
And it totally reminds me of Edward Cullen, Dick for Hire by flplmtree95
Yeah, I do too. Can’t keep my eyes off his trigger finger.
WaayyHayyy!! Trigger finger!! PMSL!
I thought the gun manip was the best;that it fit his expression the best. But the condom was the funniest…”stop breeding fangirls”!!!
My hubby is hovering today too, wanting me to actually do something besides be on the internet with you ladies. What flippin’ nerve!
Omerta, don’t worry I think we’re all a little demented!
JenUK, RYG, I can think of a few things that he could do with that trigger finger!
Imamess, my Hubs wants me to do something besides being on the internet too!(#asif)
SRL, so I did what he wanted me to do, which had nothing to do with sex btw, but STILL did it wrong. I can’t win. I finally sent him fishing. #GETOUTOF HERERIGHTNOWANDLEAVEMEALONE#
Fab manips h00rs…so much fun. Gotta say I love it when we all have a lil Rob play (twss)….thanks to all who sent me get well wishes yday, sadly I am covered in hives now (side affect of allergic reaction) and dont think even Mike Newton would say hi to me
I’m so glad these werent the most fuckhawt Rob pics as it may have depressed me more….bless you ladies you do make me giggle. Thank you.
Mwah.x.
AW I’m sorry. Ur Mike Newton comment made me giggle <3
I’ll send Rob over to scratch that itch for you.
Hope you feel better soon.
I like the condom one and the hobo glide. Works for me. LOL Rob SHOULD be a spokesperson for condoms cause he inspires the use of them for sure.
Below is one of the BRIT PACK guys: MARCUS FOSTER. Bobby Long seems to get most of the attention, but I have a soft spot for Marcus’ music. His lyrics are beautiful and he seems so sweet and playful. I’m not on myspace any more, so I don’t write to him, but I still follow his music and I’m so glad there’s videos like this out there on YouTube. The brit pack guys are busting ass and taking names. I wish them all the success in the world. They are stars in their own right.
Be safe and happy touring you guys. We love you too!
LMAO at 0:24 he says he feels like a Hobo (cos of the fingerless gloves)
Great song!
Thanks Debbo!
LMFAO!!!
“I feel a bit like a Hobo know” He’s so cute!
“Cool. Yeah, cool. Cool.” LOL
Feels like a HOBO LMAO I love Marcus !!!!!!! Could only find him on ITunes You My Love… 14 times So good
Thanks Debbo
LMFAO! I love Marcus, he is such an adorable Hobo!
Morning Angels!
0069 ….. hehehehehe!!!
Now the flogger pic *phwoar*. Pass it over, Rob and let me have some fun!
he would make the BEST James Bond! Gah! except for he wouldnt be able to run around and jump off things and stuff without tripping over his own 2 feet LOL
He cant drive or fight either come to think of it.
But he’d look DAMN FINE in a suit. LOL
LMAO, IGD thankfully there are stuntdoubles for all the action stuff! He could just do the seducing of bondgirls and the delivering of sexy lines
LMAO at the Hello Kitty Watch
here’s leo for Tag Hauer
look familiar lol
http://www.tagheuerblog.com/?p=347
“Robert Pattinson in the Hello Kitty Spotlight”
LMAO, I bought Mr IGD a Tag for his 40th birthday and remember seeing the Leo picture and thinking it was cool but it would be way hotter with Rob wearing the watch. Now thanks to JAG we have our own version!
Wow, all the awessome manips made me LMFAO! The Hello Kitty watch is just genious, and the condom ad would be the best they’ve ever had, but I must say I have a soft spot for the whip and the 0069 pic!
Coincidentally I am listening to “I like it rough” by Lady Gaga… *cough* imabadgirlrobandineedtobepunished
I like it rough too. *snicker* Up against a wall, in a car, in the shower, on the counter. . .
The condom, the gun & the whip – that’s what he looks hot holding.
The hobo glide and finger puppets are the funniest although they are all pretty hilarious. I see there’s a Jasper finger puppet for all you Jackson fans hee hee
I think he did this generic sears catalog pose just so it could be manipped with our favorite ff props.
LMAO so hilarious!
Although all I’m seeing on Rob with the tickler is of Rob as Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon
Hilarious post! Love all the manips!
I’d better get to work now as I woke up 4 hours late and have spent another hour on the computer – eeek!
X