Oh yes, it’s that time again…we’re going to 3-way with Robert Fucking Pattinson and the EW Outtakes. Brace for impact H00rs!
Starting with this one...
JAG: lol omg where do I start
MyRobertPattinson.com: this pic is really funny to me.
The rest of the fuckery after the bicep bump…
MP: He looks so fruity
MP: I can just imagine him talking with a lisp.
JAG: lol MP true dat
JAG: he looks like he has gas
MyRobertPattinson.com: Oh I agree, fart central. “Kristen, that is YOUR BRAND. I thought we talked about this? WARNING next time!”
JAG: OMG Jen lol
MyRobertPattinson.com: from shrek donkey “:you gotta warn somebody before you crack one off, my mouth was open and everything!”
JAG: LMFAO
MP: Bwahaha! Nothing like a good donkey joke..
JAG: ooo wait i see a bicep bump purrrrrrrrrrr
MP: Okay, gay suspicions gone – stuck on the biceps now. Drool..
MP: Jinx buy me a coke JAG
JAG: twinners, pervy twinners
JAG: his thumb is freaking huge. whats with the hemp bracelet
MyRobertPattinson.com: is he using his hair tie as a bracelet?
MP: Oh dear god. Is that a hair tie?
JAG: LMFAO Hair tie nooooooooooooooooooooo
MP: Isn’t there a pic out there of him with his hair up in a – gasp – ponytail?
MyRobertPattinson.com: LOL!
MyRobertPattinson.com: other than that, he looks hawt in this pic.
JAG: Yep I actually dont mind this one, compared to the other EW outtakes. ALRIGHT next PIC!
WTF!
MyRobertPattinson.com: omg i am giggling so hard. RoboRob
JAG: Oh dood!
MyRobertPattinson.com: Robo the Hobo or Hobo the Robo LOL
JAG: RoboHobo lmfao
MP: For some reason 1980′s dance songs come to mind..
MyRobertPattinson.com: Is that a Member’s Only jacket?
JAG: O.o
MP: Bleh – members only. I think I just puked a lil in my mouth..
JAG: I need to PhotoShop some cum on his lip
MyRobertPattinson.com: ya perez hilton should of had a field day with this one.
JAG: or drool
JAG: Im almost speechless on his one
JAG: Its like he`s auditioning for Rain Man
MyRobertPattinson.com: LOL
JAG: gotta watch Wapner
MP: Trying to remain positive – the sex hair is in effect.
MyRobertPattinson.com: Rain Man says “. Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway. But not on Monday, definitely not on Monday.”
JAG: LMFAO he is so Rain Man here
MP: Is his fly half down? ZOOOM
JAG: Dood I saw that too!
MyRobertPattinson.com: I SAVED MY FAVE FOR LAST, next pic!
Oh yea, Mama likey!
JAG: OH yea baby just like that
MP: I think we’re all thinking the same thing. “I’m down here”
MyRobertPattinson.com: JAG I see your hair at the bottom left side of the pic
JAG: Heaven on knees LOL I may PhotoShop the top of my head in there
MyRobertPattinson.com: Now THIS is an O face I can get used to.
MP: Speechless. Where’s my hobo when I need it?
JAG: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz what cant hear u over my Hobo bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
MyRobertPattinson.com: Hobo-holics are us
MP: OMG laughing so hard.. So hard.. I repeat so hard!!
JAG: Damn where`s my cougar cord
MyRobertPattinson.com: LOL the hair tie looks like a cuff here HOT
JAG: I need this in HQ this is fucking hawt
MP: Seriously – is there another picture? This one is too hot to handle. I have the rest of the day to survive..
JAG: I see bicep
MP: I already licked it.
MyRobertPattinson.com: oh if you want to come back down to earth i have one to get you there
JAG: Oh no the Anti Hobo pic, NEXT PICTURE
What's that smell...
MP: That outta ruin it for ya..
JAG: Oh christ how about a warning next time
MyRobertPattinson.com: if all his pics were like this i would be outtie
MP: Vomit.. He looks like he just gave his best Stephenie Meyer hiss.
MyRobertPattinson.com: there is absolutely nothing hot about this pc, not even cute.
JAG: mayb he forgot his deoderant. Quick we need the antedote!
Oh yea, Mama likey!
MP: Okay, back to OFacePic
MyRobertPattinson.com: EXACTLY
JAG: bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
MP: Wonder what the cameraman said to Rob in the OFacePic to get him to look like that..
MyRobertPattinson.com: Imma slap EW with my Hobo for posting such fuckery with the O face pic
JAG: bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
MP: JAG FOCUS!! U can do that later..
MyRobertPattinson.com: I’ve got my cougar cord attached and i’m twirling the Hobo like it’s a lasso. COME HERE BABY
JAG: bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wha huh? MP this has shades of doggy style rob too. PhotoShop a bed in front of him teehee
MP: Oh hell ya – I wanna photoshop my ass in the corner..
JAG: MP teeehee
MP: Maybe I don’t wanna photoshop my ass. Maybe some model’s ass.
JAG: LMFAO a stunt bum
Click here to see MPs Stunt Bum in full effect *snicker*
Grammys – huh, Millivanilli, what a pile of shit those awards are.
Are the size of thumbs any indication of other things? He has the most unusual wild thumbs.
oh dear our boy’s going to need us.
http://twitter.com/#search?q=delaneyg84
Hope it doesn’t effect ‘Remember Me’ opening weekend.
Nah I can’t see it affecting anything in a negative way…no one actually knows the nature of their relationship for a fact and I believe this stuff to be the reason…if the were never officially outed as a couple no reason or blame need be given for the break up!I can’t see any mud being slung over this…it all sounds totally amicable…if its true at all…Ted has been known to come out with some right doozies in the past!
I really have been under a rock…who is Ted?
Nevermind…I found Ted
imamess LOL at your avi!
Thank you Annie…I live IN the river of denial and proud of it!
LMFAO ladies. EPIC 3 way!! Once again I have spewed coffee on my keyboard. Now, off to spend a few hours staring at the O pic. Sigh. DED.
Hellllooo HSH, I haven’t molested your avi in awhile. . .
*licks and smells armpit*
Hey shell, you can have the left armpit and I get the right!
Yes, some tag team action SRL!!! *fist bump*
JaG your Three ways are bloody Brilliant.. they crack me up
This is my Fav so far Bzzzzzzz LOL
I was trying to remember what your three ways reminded of, and it came to me today, Peter Cook and Dudley Moore..
hahhahahahhah I LOVE THOSE GUYS!!!!!!!!!! I bet a lot of people don’t know who you are talking about venussleeping.
Dudley Moore was the guy in that movie: “ARTHUR”. The drunk funny guy? That’s him….. He and Peter Cook did comedy in England…..many moons ago.
I’m also a big Monty Python fan. LOL DRAG RACING ANYONE? hahaahhahahaa
Nudge Nudge say no more……. The mounties…… LOL
I agree Debbo .. I could listen to them for hours they are so funny
Yay I love 3 ways!
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (JAG’s Hobo still running in the background)
Did anyone see SNL this past Saturday? Kristen Wiig’s character was perving on a guy and she said “Mama likey”
The way I look at it, Rob gets his picture taken a million times and there’s like 2-3 bad ones of him – the rest are all good. For me the ratio is complete opposite – out of a million pictures, there’d be 2-3 good ones.
And the O face one makes up for any Robo Rob or Rain Man Rob so it’s a wash.
BTW anyone watching Spartacus? That guy is pretty enough to help a hOOr get through Rob Drought.
Good morning ladies!! You guys crack me up big time.
I’ve tried posting a few times, but it never shows up in the comments, so I’m trying again! Usually I don’t comment, just lurk cause by the time I get to the site, there’s usually about 200 comments before me.
I’m loving the first pic, gotta love a piano players hands!! And there’s nothing I can add to the “O face” picture that hasn’t already been said by all you pervy ladies. He makes me thing naughty thoughts!!
I am now closer to God!!!
Welcome!! Glad you decided to cum out and play!!
Welcum Eryka! What a great day to perv……actually, every day is a great day to perv on HHH.
Welcome!
Hey Eryka, glad you could join the party!
I’m gonna make a bet that FLUFFYLIZ has been to a Led Zeppelin concert. hmmmmmm I wonder….
I know fluffyliz likes THE BEATLES cause she has a picture of the Beatles’ ABBEY ROAD album cover on her wall.
Maybe I shouldn’t comment while drinking corona….you think? LOL Debbo goes overboard again…….throw me a rope, I’m floating off with the life ring………….
say goodnight toasted debo…..goodnight toasted debbo….LOL Never get drunk and listen to Led Zeppelin. FLYING WAYYYYYY OVER THE EDGE!
JAG
*humming Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Domo Domo..* now, I’m going to have that stuck in my head all day..
I came back this morning to read this again I was so tired last night I narely remembered what it said just remembered the doggy style picture– o.O who wouldnt want to give that a second look
anyways, I was rollin’ on the “Gotta watch Wapner” part and just had to stop & tell you. Goood laugh for a Monday.
I can totally see him dancing with Tom Cruise in Vegas in that pic
That thing on his wrist is in a Bunch of pics, wonder what the significance is..hmmm..
All you h00rs have a fabulous Monday!!!!
you too JAG, thanks for all your work to make us laugh everyday!!
<3
JAG: I see bicep MP: I already licked it.
LMFAO
You girls always crack me up!
And the “stunt bum” made me laugh so hard it almost hurts!
I think the “bad smell” picture still has some nice arm candy. If you just don’t look at his face it’s kind of nice!
About the “O-face” picture… I don’t know if he’s getting any in the picture, I would probably look like that too if I got to touch his lovely add. He’s grabbing a good hold of his bum, and I don’t blame him!
<3 Lurv yall
Lol…I wonder if he needs any help with that!
“HIGH ANXIETY” just updated…..debboooooo runnsssssssssssssssssssssssss
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5222490/29/
So I was looking at some of the craptastic outtake pics from EW and I started wondering…if YOU were in control of the camera what would YOU have Rob do and wear? (I mean besides his birthday suit)
Sexspenders, Stoli (the old worn out one), sexboots & black/grey beanie and if I were in control of the camera, well, let’s just say the pics couldn’t be published in EW.
I don’t think I could stay behind the camera…It would turn into the beginning of a cheesy porn
with a suit on I can see the “Beautiful Baaaastaard”
gawwwwd dayum it, I have to go teach
yea I am going to going to have a productive day
So glad I was not drinking beverage when I read this exchange! You hoes are kuh-razy LOL
Paaaaatrick!
“Is his fly half down? ZOOOM” LMAO!!
The first time I saw this pic I was thinking the exact same thing. I know he has people to make sure that he doesn’t do stuff like that, but there is always hope, right??!!
Call me crazy, but I like the fourth pic. He looks a little angry, and I like to think about angry Rob every once in a while.*stares off into space* Angry Rob slamming the front door. Angry Rob backing me up against the wall. Angry Rob running his hands along my body. Angry Rob pressing his body and rock hard erection against me. Angry Rob kisses on my neck as he pulls roughly at my hair . Angry Rob ripping my panties off. Angry Rob grunting as he is f*cking me against the wall…….*shaking off thoughts* Clearly I have not thought about it a lot….
And that Oface…….O…O….O…..HEAVEN!!
Great 3way ladies!!
RM …Angry Rob…Wall…erection…ripping…grunting…
Me = Ruined! THUD
That reminds me of a scene in Just This Once. So hawt….
YEAH….WORK IT GIRL! WORKS FOR ME.
Oh. GOD. YES!!!
Amgry Rob – FTMFW!!!!!
I love starting my day here in the morning. JAG, your three-ways kill me!!!
The third pic, “What’s that smell”, reminds me of his face in Twilight when he says to James, “I’m strong enough to kill you!”.
I always wonder what photographers say to him, during these moments. They probably just let him make all the faces that he’s been dying to make, because he thinks that he’ll look bad or stupid, and we won’t love him anymore.
Sorry Rob baby. You really can’t take a bad picture, and we are addicted/devoted to you, so give it up…
I love the O face pic, because like everyone else, I can only imagine, what I would be doing to him, to make him look like that. ***feeling light-headed, must go lay down now***
What a fab way to start another shiteous week! You H00rs make me laugh….stunt bum = tea spewage on monitor…
And I too love the O face pic – first time I saw it I mumbled something like OMFG and the kidlets wanted to see it too – nope, mom is not into sharing her pretty…..
My fav:
Stunt Bum pic
Stephanie Meyer hiss
LMFAO!!!!
stunt bum = HIGHlarious!
You absolutely nailed it with Rain Man Rob! LMAO!!
Found these on Robsessed….(source SheevaC)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rtpgirl/4322550158/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rtpgirl/4322550130/
Can I get a *woot woot* for some new drunk Rob? Now, if we could just do something about those smelly pirate hookers hangin’ all over him.
OMG-we are wayyy cuter than them. *gigglesnort*
WOW , his BEARD IS ALL TRIMMED UP to shoot bel-ami. I bet that’s how he will look beard/stache wise. WOW…>LOOK CLOSER GIRLS…..it’s BEL AMI ROB!
cool.
yeah, drunk Rob for the win. Somebody get that man a body-condom. LOL
BODY CONDOM!!! That’s awesome. I swear he must of been rolling his eyes the whole time, thinking “am I f*cking Mickey Mouse or something?” I can see the line going out the door. . .
Hahaha see now why can’t that be me?!
I don’t like to him being hounded but they look pretty harmless and were probably just on a night out like him…he doesn’t look too comfy…but then hes probably a touch tipsy himself…lovin’ the beard!
Body condom and a life raft!!………the jizz surrounding them is gonna drown him!!
“What am I! Mickey Mouse or something?” Lost it, spit coffee all over key board! When am I going to learn NOT to drink and perv?
OH Fuck…I thought Rememebr me was gonna need a SnugWow…Bel Ami….we will need to rent the entire theatre for the HooR Tour….
THE FUCK ME STARE…I came in my chair in F*CKING AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DED
Body condom is right! He looks so uncomfortable… its one thing for him to go on a press tour where its his job to sign autographs and shit, he always looks super happy at those things.. Personally, I probly wouldnt go up to him in a public place.. Coming from California where my Ex hubs’ parents lived in Marina Del Rey which is celeb central,(they live next door to Eddie Murphy) I ran into plenty of celebs and just let them be, cause when they’re out and about they’re not ‘on’ …I wouldnt mind if people came up to me for autographs, but its just nice to have aa break and have a normal life…
Body condom for the MFW!
Who Are These Chicks and Why Are They Taking A Picture With Our Rob????!!?!
I keep telling myself that I would be so cool if i ever ran into him and that I would just let him be and treat him just like everybody else buuuuuutttt if i ever saw him just hangin out like that – fugetaboutit! I’d be like “ok, distract the pirate hookers while I get the rope……..”
nah, jus kiddin, I’d really be cool, I swear *holding hands behind back with fingers crossed*
Bel Ami Rob is just gonna DIE us all! It was really nice knowing you h00rs……
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b164745_rob_kristen_on_break.html
I didn’t know ANYTHING about this until “Uh-oh” posted up above here the TWITTER talk about this article on Rob and Kristen.
OH WHO KNOWS…….fuck, we’ll never really know unless it comes from either of their mouths and we know that’s not gonna happen so…..
But I do know they are YOUNG and both are SERIOUSLY ambitious and this is THEIR TIME to make it or break it……if that’s what they want, any way……
I don’t know what to wish for them. I think they’ll always be friends and maybe always love each other……but I do wonder if ANYONE can keep a relationship going when they are halfway around the world from each other. How many marriages in HOllywood have remained intact without ONE or the OTHER giving up something for at least a time….?
I dunno what to wish for them, but we’d all like to believe love can conquer all.
Be we know we love them and wish them both the best….whether they are together OR not.
THAT’S MY STORY AND I’M STICKING TO IT.
Dang it, my blender exploded all over my computer in my condo “down by the River” so I couldn’t read the article. . .
*stacking tray with Drinks* I feel a disturbance in the RobForce. I don’t know why, but I feel like partying. *turns up music* It’s a Beau-ti-ful day, let’s chillax on our floats. Woo Hoo!!
Amen Debbo…I don’t know how much of it to believe to be honest…I mean it was posted by Ted Casablanca and frankly the dude makes it up as he goes along…It seems to me like hes tyring to keep the angry masses who demand to see them together at all times a plausible reason for the current separation…because some people don’t seem to accept work commitments as viable…what can you do?
I am a fully paid up citizen of Egypt so I generally ignore this stuff but when all is said and done I really want Rob to be mind-bendingly happy all the time…even if its not with me *pouts*!I think they both need to concentrate on their careers and they are both crazy busy right now…so if there is an ounce of truth in Ted’s post perhaps its the most mature decision for right now…they’re sooo young and long distance is tough…I know I couldn’t do it!
Ugh now I’ve gotten myself all confuzzled and agitated by overthinking it all…this is why I stopped reading the awful truth boards!!!
*Blacklace dives into the river*
Pass the beer Shell and blast the music!!!
*happy thoughts of rob nekkid by the river…happy thoughts of rob nekkid by the river…*
Ahhh…much better!
Right there with ya BLRL!! Yes Rob & Kristen, work on your careers.
It’s true they are sooo stinkin’ young, they’ve both got life by the balls. Carpe Diem!! Have some fun on the side, it’s allll goooood.
I panicked there for a second, but what Ted is saying is basically that they’re going to concentrate on their careers while they’re apart and then when they reunite for Eclipse promos and to film Breaking Dawn, they’ll be back on. Plus, Kristen was nominated for a BAFTA, the British equivalent of the Oscars. She’ll fly to London for that one and will surely visit Rob. Or maybe, Kristen finally realized that Rob really does have a thing for cougars, ergo his choosing “Bel Ami,” and decided to let the cougars have him for awhile. Come to mama Robbie!
hahahhhahha You guys are so funny….I’ll take a drink shell. Can I have a corona with a twist of lime and maybe some Led Zeppelin music please? LOL
LOVE YOU GUYS.
*hands debbo a beer* Cheers sistah!
Jee-zus! This is such a non-story, for God’s sake. “They’re still together but they’re apart because of work” …. DU-UH! What is the story, what is the point of talking about it at all? Of course they’re apart, this was always a given for people in their line of work. The fact is, they clearly have something going on at the moment but he’s 23 and she’s 19 and maybe it’s just a passing fancy they both need to get out of their systems, in which case constant separation will probably mean it will eventually fizzle out once BD has completed, or it is a grand passion and they are soulmates who will be together forever, in which case constant separation will make it harder (TWHS!) but will not keep them apart. Either way, that twat Ted Casablanca, has nothing new to say and seems to be publishing a “story” which isn’t even a story, he’s so desperate! Who gives a shit? Certainly not me.
OK, rant over … apologies peeps!
Shell, I will take some green olives with my beer, preferably Miller. It’s the poor man’s martini.
Its Monday and I’m feeling worn out…Shell you got some bloody mary mix? Spicey!
I love the river..no one will make me leave
I’m with you Fluffy. I don’t even bother reading any of the gossip sites anymore, it’s all conjecture & made up BS.
I don’t read any of that shit either, but I’m still chilling at the river too!
Who wants jello shots…pre-made by mwah! 
Shell: Am I invited honey? I don’t drink but I may make an exception!
haha! Being totally serious, that guy is full of shit anyway.
X
As long as they’re (and by they’re, I mean Rob) happy, that’s all that matters to me. I don’t need to swim in the river but I’ll come out and have a drink with you guys, k?? I make a mean Cosmo! *getting out the Vodka*
God, I looove the parties by the River!!
Hey Shell, can I get a Jameson on the rocks? Or, maybe a pomegranate martini if you got that..partying on the river with you h00rs sounds like an a-ok plan!
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ROTFLMAO!
What a wonderful way to wake up after the BS that is RL! You guys are so fucking hilarious! I totally LOL’d at that second one and MP’s reference to eighties dance songs, because for some reaon Wham comes to mind when I look at that pic, “Wake me up before you go go…” Or in Rob’s case “Wake me up “cause I’m your Hobo” LMFAO! 
I think it’s funny how you have the “O” pic, then the one with what I think is a disgusted look, and then the “O” pic again, it’s like someone was servicing him, stopped, made him have that WTF? Bitch! look on his face, and then got back on their knees and finished the job! 
Wake me up cause I’m your HOBO! FTMFW SRL!!!!
Can I have one of those please??
Sorry ladies, that was me. The Holy Peen was so big that it was TOTALLY gagging me.
LMFAO RM!!!!
LMFAO srl!! THAT one is going on the PattinHOOr CD AND in the Hall of Fame/Shame with all the Christmas songs we made! Did we ever find anyone to sing for us?
Here wifey…I’ll take over until you get your composure, but only ‘cuz I lurve ya!
Wifey!!!Thanks for takin’ over for me. I think I’m ready to give it another go, go. I’m sure you probably need a little break after choking on that thing for a while.
We need a cover for our cd, that sounds like something you could probably do hun. My photoshop skillz are no where near ready for something like that.
ON IT!!
And yes…I’m beginning to get lockjaw! LOL! <3 I'll be back for the next shift!
Good God I am a Three-way horndog. Best way to start off a Monday morning!!
Hey, did anyone watch The Today Show this morning? I spewed my coffee out when the “Take It Off Today” (I think that’s what it’s called, or I’m just horny. It’s for weight loss) segment came on, and they played our Friday RomeRob theme song! I started screaming, “someone at The Today Show is a Pattinh00r!!” Woot Woot!!
I so heart Rainman. . . Fart scene is classic!
Rob: Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart.
KStew: Did you fart, Rob? Did you fucking fart?
Rob: Fart.
KStew: How can you stand that?
Rob: I don’t mind it.
KStew: How can you stand it?
Rob: Ten minutes to Wapner. We’re definitely locked in YOUR box with no TV.
I couldn’t resist. *snicker*
Hahahahahaha LMAO! Shell – killing me here!
YOU MEAN THEY PLAYED: “NINE INCH NAILS’ ” “CLOSER” song? hahahhahhaha
Just kidding…..that’d be funny as shit, wouldn’t it?
There have been some new pics posted in the comments today & I must say I’m not happy. Why oh why does this piss me off!?! I’m a loon. :/
Nope, not a loon. LOL!!
Have I made a mistake in posting the London pics? If I have upset anyone that was NOT my intention AT ALL. If that is the case, I am sooooo sorry. If I’ve missed something and done something to offend, PLEASE let me know…
Oh my gosh rtpgirl-not for me!!! Don’t feel bad!!! Did you see my comment under your post?? I had to chuckle at his face, he’s just like “whateva.” I’m just thinking how can us h00rs get him drunk and hang out with him?? *wheels are turning in head*
On NO rtpgirl! Not what I meant at ALL! The pics you & LRAD posted piss me off b/c I live in a fucked up fantasy world where Rob is the holy grail & no one can get to that shit! lol! I love it when pics are posted that I’ve never seen before even if they’re like the ones you guys posted.
I need therapy.
*climbs back in canoe, beer in hand, floats down the River DeNial*
@Smitten, Oohhh, okay! Now I understand. LOL. Just wanted to make sure.
I can totally see why you’d see Rob like the Holy Grail….too funny.
@Shell, *snicker* Yeah, just saw your comment.
I have to agree, we are WAY cuter than them!
All Rob is doing is trying to go hear some live fucking music and get his drink on and everyone keeps fucking with his need for live music and he just wants to disappear and have some fun. I think he’s a doll for being kind to them though. Rob TRIES….to be nice. I think he’s getting better at saying no to things now though, don’t you all think so too? Like in his interviews and with the demands on him…he has a say now. He doesn’t have to ask how high when they say jump. I think Rob is more iN CONTROL now of his path…..he has CHOICES now.
I heard that he was spotted at a pub over the weekend yesterday. I waited for the pics but since they were slow to come I thought he might have gotten away with not being photod. I was wrong because I woke up to see those.
He looks kinda trapped.
@smitten…I know…that pic bothers me too, but I thought it just kinda went with the stank face, because of who was grabbing on him! Hehehe! At least we know that biotch won’t ever touch that shit again (or at least I’m praying she won’t!!)
@LRAD lourvin the new avi!!
Thanks gina!
I think him holding the rose in his teeth is too cute/smexy! <3
I will NEVER get tired of the O face!The rest just look like he’s having a laugh to me…the big goofeball!
Great post girlies…you ruined my make-up and my sides hurt…I loved every freaking minute of it!!!
Mwah!
Awww fuck! RL is calling again! Time for me to take my daughter to school, but I will be back! Don’t have too much fun while I’m gone! LMFAO!
We will try not to, but we can’t make any promises
Can’t make any promises, we are h00rs after all! We’ll miss you.
I hate RL and I am going to start a movement to have it thrown out on it’s add!!!! Who’s with me??
*raises hand* ME, ME!!! I hate RL, I want to live in h00rland foreva!!!
What’s shaking Peeler?? How was your weekend??
ok seriously, one minute my comment doesn’t exist and the next minute i look like a complete tool!!!WTF!!!!!!!
I’m with you Peeler. No more RL!!! *standing in doorway of RAoR with my box of Rob goodies* You can’t make me go back, i”ll never go back to RL!!I’m moving in.
MEMEMEME. Fuck real life. Who wants a beer? I’m off until saturday and then the next two weeks are HELL playing music cause of fucking valentine’s day. gawd they are gonna bust my ass and give me nodes in my vocal chords from this weekend through the second weekend in february also. GOD GIVE ME STRENGTH.
SO…until saturday…..let’s all eat, drink and be merry Rob h00rs on RAoR!
WAITRESS! Please, I’m buying a round for all the h00rs. Whattaya have guys?Drinks on me! Bring on the dancing men…..wolf whistles……
Now, who’s got the Rob porn? DEAL IT BABY DEAL IT! coughcoughhack…LOL
debbo does her old old pervy Lucille Ball impression…..come here little man Rob…mama’s got something to show you hear under this trench coat…..insert evil laugh here….——-> ahahhahahahhahahahahahha. hack spit. I need more blue eye shadow……is my makeup on straight? debbo pulls up cheeks with rubber bands and tightens face. LOL hack spit…….WAITRESS, I’ll have another please….and keep ROB CUMMING~
@Shell – my weekend sucked add!!! Except for the post!!! My nice, good looking neighbor took me out to dinner. Which was nice but I am so over men!!! Paul Rudd has totally pissed me off and if I have my way the PattinAngle Security Detail is going to pay his add a visit!!! And my family is driving me INSANE!!!!!!!!!! But enough about me, Shell. How was your weekend?
Peeler that sucks bb. . . You know us SAP’s would be there in a heart beat! *shakes head* is Paul Rudd stoopid?? But, good for you getting “back on the horse” and going out to dinner.
My weekend was good, I’m back to perving full force, thank HHH!!! Just a slight blip on the RAoRadar screen with the anti-Rob last week. *wipes brow* It was a close one.
@Shell – that’s the problem. I don’t want to get “back on the horse”. Think I’ll just get back on the Hobo. At least it knows how to please a lady! LOL!!!
Peerler I have rebelled against RL but it does keep nipping at my heels so to speak.
Stupid.
I’m waiting for JAG to figure out how we can all get paid to talk about HHH and hire us on as consultants
*in my best Joey from Friends Trifle episode voice*
Fingers. Gooood.
Hobo. Gooood.
Waterpik shower head. Goooood.
Srsly Shell, get outta my head! I use that line ALL the time, if you say goood, then I can’t help myself.
Meat….gooooood.
That’s why I love you so much SBB, you “get” me!! LOL!!
Jam. Gooooood.
I’m there! And debbo my sista…I will take a slow hard f*ck..the drink (and the other too if I could find a man worth my heavy breathing!) LOL!
Im with you Peeler .. RL is kicking me hard atm. Had a bitch of a week last week and then today I spent the day in casualty with my brother who as fractured a bone in his knee.. while he was in xray etc I had to go to another part of the Hospital to visit my Mother who was taken in on Saturday with pneumonia. My sister is due to have a baby anyday and will need me to have her 5 year old Twin boys while she Delivers etc… So now Im taking a needy rest to read my FF
@venus…wow honey…you’re really getting hit hard bb! I hope your brother and mom get better soon and all goes well with your sister. You’re in my thoughts! <3
Thankyou LRAD .. That really means a lot to me
ROTFLMAO!
You H00rs are so hilarious! I wish I could stay and perv some more but RL still hasn’t let me go yet, I have to leave for work now 
but I’ll def. be back for more fun with the rest of you H00rs later! <3
“Oh dear god. Is that a hair tie?” I laughed so hard at that, that I actually did fall out of my chair. And that hurt!! LOL!!!! I love the threeway, JAG! I wouldn’t mind a good threesome myself but seeing as I only attract losers I guess that won’t be happening!!! Where is my Rob look-a-alike when I need him? I mean really NEED him!
Hey bb ~ How’s tricks?!
I have not spotted a Rob look-alike yet either (and it’s not for lack of trying), although at the gym the other day there was some nice young scruff and ass candy to observe.
I’m all about the twentysomething eyecandy! Bring it on!!!!
@Drizl – I have the opportunity to “date” some twentysomething eyecandy as well but I am chickening out. He’s cute (a firefighter) but I don’t know. He’s soooo young and I am soooo not. I’m just asking for trouble. Jesbus!!!! Why didn’t someone tell me dating was this difficult. I would’ve just joined the convent at the Church of St. Mattress and devoted myself exclusively to HHH!!
Um ladies anyone else seen the report on robsessed of rob’s details shoot!?Holy mother!If you click on the cyber street link it has delaney saying that he wasn’t entirely happy with it and let the mag know…kristen was fully aware of it all though so nothing to worry about on that score!
Delaney thinks it could look bad but my pervy mind can’t see why…its just a photoshoot and a damn hot one by the sounds of things…peeps need to lighten the hell up and enjoy the pretty!Bare in mind they haven’t seen the pics so the whole woman thing isn’t a dead cert!I’m only bringing it up here coz I think it sounds hot!lol!
Jeez Shell I hope you’ve got a LOT of beer down by the river!!!
I have no idea what you’re talking about, but I’m dying to know. Details, no pun intended, do give details, please.
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/
Scroll down to get to the story…its like three or four posts down now…I can’t even think straight after reading it!
Hi, I’m unlurking today
Haven’t seen the details your talking about, but did see over at Robsessed that his photoshoot is rumored to be like Adam Lambert’s-hands on naked woman and hot-
Just thinking Rob’s fingers gripping bare woman skin, maybe the best finger porn ever…….
Know any dates on what issue of Details it is?
Hi keller, nice to meet you!
It sounds hawt right?!No I only know what robsessed posted…I would guess March with RM coming out and all!
*belch* Hey, I can handle randomite nekkid girl with Rob #insertselfinpicture.
@Keller-welcome!!!
@keller – we love when lurkers come out to play! Welcome!
@Shell, lol yeah good point…I was thinking of the possible negative reaction of some peeps with the beer thing but you’re right the good FAR outweighs the bad here…I need to learn some photoshop skillz asap!!!
But then this could all be utter bs…as JAG wisely points out below…hype can’t be trusted!!!
Welcome Keller and thanks for the info. If it’s true then that could be hotter than if seasoned PattinSluts can handle!
On another subject, when checking out that Robsessed page I found this of more interest, from a German magazine featuring Rob -
Hair:
People that brush their hair out of their face want to show strength, power and sexual potency. In other words: “I’ll get what I want”. Robert is a fighter, very ambitious and target-oriented.
Forehead:
Rob’s high and broad forehead stands for intelligence and assertiveness. Such ambitious people would want to bang their head against a wall most of the time. If it’s not working, they might even lose it.
Eyes:
A clear glaze, almost a glare, paired with bushy eyebrows. Robert can be dominant, maybe even despotic. He is goal-oriented and really ambitious, demanding and dominant between the sheets. A self confident guy who knows exactly what he wants and how to get it
Nose:
Sturdy and pointing down, his nose stands for ambition, justice and a strong will. However, the alar wings of the nose are not very distinct, which means: Robert has a hard time putting himself in the position of others.
Mouth:
A beautiful, well-proportioned mouth, the lips rather small. Robert’s sensitiv and artistic nature is unmistakable. But: he tends to be the brooding one, shutting himself off to other people a lot.
Jaw:
A broad Jaw stands for assertiveness and self-confidence. A guy like Rob won’t get agitated easily.
Conclusion:
Even if he’s not the most talkative person, Robert Pattinson (23) is a fighter by nature, setting straight goals and won’t let others get in his way. A guy with principles, even though he’s not big on patience. If things go really wrong he might even lose it. That fact makes him a loner. Robert’s only open to new things if he wants to be. His will to work and dominance are both remarkable. He wants to give directions, even concerning his love life.
His greatest fear: Being a loser!
Thanks to Gozde for the translation.
Thanks for the welcome
I have been lurking since last Feb and I just have to say this is the only blog I read the comments on any more, too much hurtful sarcasm on many of them-
You all are fun, kind and respectful to each other while still perving away
Looking forward to joining you all more-
WOW keller! Lurking that long and just now coming out? I couldn’t take it anymore! LOL! I unlurked after about a month! Great to have you with us!
Going to run over to Robsessed real quick for some reading!
@Fluffy…thanks for posting that!! Described him to a tee! Lurve you bb! <3
Thanks LRAD-
Wanted to join the party for awhile, the astrology post you all did made me realize I fit right in with your age average, so I’m unlurking and joining the Cougar pack
Guess the hormones Rob gets a flowing can’t be denied 
39 days til’ RM!!!
Rob’s going to be on The View March 2nd!!!
Oh my gosh, he ‘s going to charm the pants off those women. Did you guys ever see the show when Gilles Marini was on? Barbara Walters was flirting shamelessly with him and he was giving it right back to her. They spoke to each other in French too. He’s only in his early thirties and well Babs is seventy something, but it was pretty hot. They’re going to eat Robbie for breakfast.
UGH. Be afraid Rob, be vewwy vewwy afraid…..those women are huntin Rob-bits.
I bet those women TOTALLY belong to the Church of St. Mattress!!They are going to eat him alive. Looks like a job for the Pattinson Security Detail!! “PSD~We’re not your average security team, we are very HANDS ON!!”
First picture looks like he just burped and is trying to hold it in.
The O face is the winner by a country mile. IGD on her knees chanting ‘Im not worthy Im not worthy’
Thanks for posting these 3 ways JAG they always have me in pain from laughing so hard.
LMFAO @ RoboRob/Rain Man – this EW shoot was such extremes (from this scary shit all the way to the good O face).
*shell on ground throwing temper tantrum like a 3 year old* I am so F*ckin mad right now. Why oh why do I have to be in Florida March 1st & 2nd??? Damn you family vacay!!! My opportunity to drive to NYC and tote Rob stalk is going down in FLAMES I TELL YA FLAMES!!! F*ckity F*ck!!! *sobs on floor in crumpled mess*
I guess I’ll just have to hang out at the pool with my netbook drinking myself into oblivion. . . TC1 and Pattincake ( I saw you talking about it on Saturday), I want VIDEO!!!! I guess I’ll have to start saving for Cali in June. Who wants to go all Thelma and Louise with me?
*Peeler joins Shell on floor, assuming crumpled mess position* I wanted to stalk too, damnit!!!! Why o why can we never get what we want? Hell, I can’t even get what I need. And I NEED Rob!!!!!!!!!!
Shells…I can do a SAP and kidnap you AND peeler……
I can paste letter together and send a kidnap note…..
Prison would be worth it?????? One of the reasons I got so damn excited was because I htought Youmay be able to cum too…’
F*CKITY F*CK….
Hold me TC1. . . At least there will be the h00r tour. If I can’t see HHH in person, at least I can meet all these fab h00rs the following weekend.
So close, and yet sooo far. . . *sigh*
{TC1 Holds shells tightly}
Any chance we can fly to LA together for Eclipse…it is growing EPIC…I mean EPIC baby….I want you to go with….you will behold the pretty in person….
It’s in June…….
I am seriously thinking about going to one of them, but am leaning towards June so in addition to seeing Rob, I can meet my girl Kristen. I just know she wants me to change my mind about her. I really do need to get out of that river; my feet/toes are starting to get webbed. I do have a thing about crowds though….New York may be more adult oriented. Decisons, decisions.
Oh shell at least you still get to go to the h00rTour!!!
My dream of going got crushed
asiki: WTF???????????????
imamess: New Moon was not all kid oriented and after partays are def not!!! scilla and I are going to behold the pretty in person in June…we are plotting….
bwahahahhahhahh
We are coniving cougars…it will be ours…oh yes, it will be ours….
I would love to hang with you two since you are “experienced” at the premieres if you don’t mind! I just need to see if I can talk the BF into going, and then explaining to the hubby WHY it is so important that I go to L.A. He had a fit when I told him I wanted to go to Jacksonville for a concert! It was a CHRISTIAN rock concert! C’mon! (But J’ville is like the crime capital of Florida right now). Anyway, we shall see.
imamess: bb…I am with ya honey…I am going to take Mr. COugar this time…he won’t let me perv alone this time….so…it will be a serious experienced HooR party…
what with scilla…WHO HAS ALREADY MET THE F*CKING PRETTY…GAH!!!!!
and me…who got within 10 feet of him (that AVI of mine is a shot I took of him with my own pervy HooR camera)…ooooh…I feel faint thinking about it…we will take good care of the premiere virgin…
The Hubby has no worries..we defend our HooRs to the death bb!
I can get to the city in under an hour so I am definitley going on March 1 and to the h00r tour after that! I don’t know about Eclipse though
I’m still trying to figure that one out.
@Shell I will totes be Thelma & Louise with you, we gotta get PC to go with us too. I am almost two hours to the city so I think I should totally stalk him down on the first..
Anyone with me?? Safety in numh00rs!!
Hello Ladies,
Hope u are enjoying our 3way, havent read all the comments yet. I think I broke my Hobo lol
These 3ways are totally real, I don’t edit them at all except to scale back the content ’cause we are chatty h00rs lol I can’t make this shit up, so funny. I laugh so hard when we do these they are way too much fun.
*snicker*
A lot of fuckery on the interwebs today. My advice…to quote a RoboHobo 80′s song…
“don’t believe the hype”
<3s
JAG – I am need of a threeway. Seriously.
How are you doing? If you need anything, you know where to reach me. I’m thinking of taking up permanent residence in my imaginary Rob Playland. It’s the only place I get any satisfaction.
JAG:
Thanks for talking me back from the Rob ledge…
BUT…he really is gonna be in NY for Remember Me March 1, right?????
Some HooRs are going to try to stalk…er I mean go see him….
xoxoxoxoxoxo
Works for me…..like I said, if it doesn’t come out of their mouths…..
JAG-Your three ways always open a kick ass can of perv-worms for us h00rs. Looove it!!
Thinking of you!! Thanks for all you do!! There is no place like RAoR. *clicks heels*
Oh, and hype? Pfffttt. I will stay forever inebriated in the river floating along in my blissful lalalaland. I’m just here to worship the pretty.
I’m with you Shell…I would give myself migraines worrying about him and brooding over bs gossip sites if I didn’t have this place to pull me and my vodka chuggin’ add in off the ledge…I go scary momma bear sometimes…but it does no good sooo I’m gonna take said bottle and make myself at home on the river for the duration…the weathers lovely out here today!
What’s happening on the web??? I have not been on all day and don’t know what is going on!!! Fill me in please.
Ah I cant even stay and wait for the answers LOL!!! Check in with you all later!!!
<3
ya she doesn’t edit them cos my spelling and puncteeation is that bad in real life!
Is it too early in the day for me to drown my sorrows in FF? It’s not right?
It’s never too early for FF.
Nope!! I started TB&TC last night, and I need to get back to it. I really have a thing for F*cked up Edwards. What does that say about me?
I have a to-do list a MILE long for today, and got 1 thing crossed off. Must get crackin’. *pouts*
Good! I’m off to let the Beautiful Bastard spank the sorrow out of me!!
Peeler – All you have to do is say to yourself, somewhere in “RAoR world” it is neither too early nor too late to drink/shag/perv/break out the Hobo* – it’s exactly the right time.
[*delete as required]
I’m the same way Shell, I love me some Curseward!
Tattward in the morning for me right now
And I so want to eat cupcakes-
So much FF is really messing with my brain right now, went to see New Moon again yesterday and kept expecting Edward to pin Bella up against the wall and grind into her- God I need to have a Rob grinding real life visual soon, my fantasy vision is good , but I need it on the retina
No…it’s after noon, right?????
JAG
Your 3-ways are always a complete joy. Have to say, though, that it is probably an indication of how deep I am in that all the pictures, even the snarly one and the RoboRob one turn me on.
Haven’t been around much today because every time I go into my desktop I see this picture, which SpunkMe posted yesterday. It’s an old one which has been turned into a desktop and heavily airbrushed – but he is so utterly, inhumanly beautiful that I find myself just staring at it for long periods of time and then realising that the day has slipped away from me. Gotto go take my cat to the vet now but will be back later (if I can get past my desktop!)
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/5200000/Robert-Pattinson-twilight-series-5221820-1280-960.jpg
I know I love him even more when I see him in unflattering pictures. Its unconditional love!
I am with you IGD….
I believe I have become B”eye”assed….completely…
no objectivity with Rob anymore….but thats what it is BB…unconditional luv….
*sigh*
LMAO at Donkey from Shrek and Rainman references in this post!
HILARIOUS gals (as always)! Me personally, I LOVE the OFace and a big fat negative on most of the other EW outtakes. BLECK!
Look! I caught him lurking!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rtpgirl/4323027710/
This one does all sorts of indescribable things to my girlie bits! *THUD*
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rtpgirl/4323027862/
*Whimpers*
what is it about those bad boys eh?!
LOL I thought the same thing when I saw that picture…he’s really looking intensely at RoaR, not wanting to miss a thing!
Sorry JAG, typed too fast: RAOR!
OOOOHHH!!! Rob in handcuffs…*faints*
*Gets back up* Mama likey…mama likey ALOT! Yes…the bad boys get me everytime!
Ooo..yea ! MAMA LIKEY ! Stunning …
CHEK UP NEWS !
http://r-patz-news-politics.blogspot.com/2010/01/rob-spotted-in-london-bar-last-night.html
BEHOLD THE MOTHERF*CKING BEAUTY!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rtpgirl/4322312851/
imagine that on the BIG screen…..*GASP*…can’t…..get…..my…..breath……
I just want to kiss him all over and make his boo boos better……
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rtpgirl/4323047228/
Ditto rtpgirl. Ditto.
awww. Looks like Rob didnt please his Master last night and Stewwy had to bust out the BDSM rulebook and smack him ‘cross the face with it….
(Yes, I know this if from RM, Im not that fucking retarded, only slightly… heehee)
If Rob and Stewwy are into that who you guys think would be the dom and sub? Im guessing KStew would be the dom… she just oozes sexual frustraition. IMHO.
OH MY GAH….!
RPTG – I want him to kiss me all over and make my boobies better …. erm, is that not what you said?!
@fluffy, that may not be what I said, but that’s what I meant! *hehehe*
Sweet Jeezus!! I think I may have to go to this movie by myself first before I go with my RL girlfriends ’cause I’ll be moanin’ and groanin’ throughout…..
binky…come see it with the HooRs in NY….
p.s. Did you ever get Wrecked???? I found a WORD file I have of it…not formatted nice, but I will email if you want…gie me your email….
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
@TC1 – VERY tempting to join the H00rs in NY but my hubby is doing a lot of travelling so I’m kinda waiting to see what happens
yes, I got a copy of Wreckage – debbo sent it to me. Thanks anyways!! she’s looking for a copy of Poughkeepsie if anyone has it…..
@rtp You don’t by any chance have a RM stillof him on the bike with the white shirt and tie on do you??
Does anyone?
THUD….. *DEAD*