Oh yes, it’s that time again…we’re going to 3-way with Robert Fucking Pattinson and the EW Outtakes. Brace for impact H00rs!
Starting with this one...
JAG: lol omg where do I start
MyRobertPattinson.com: this pic is really funny to me.
The rest of the fuckery after the bicep bump…
MP: He looks so fruity
MP: I can just imagine him talking with a lisp.
JAG: lol MP true dat
JAG: he looks like he has gas
MyRobertPattinson.com: Oh I agree, fart central. “Kristen, that is YOUR BRAND. I thought we talked about this? WARNING next time!”
JAG: OMG Jen lol
MyRobertPattinson.com: from shrek donkey “:you gotta warn somebody before you crack one off, my mouth was open and everything!”
JAG: LMFAO
MP: Bwahaha! Nothing like a good donkey joke..
JAG: ooo wait i see a bicep bump purrrrrrrrrrr
MP: Okay, gay suspicions gone – stuck on the biceps now. Drool..
MP: Jinx buy me a coke JAG
JAG: twinners, pervy twinners
JAG: his thumb is freaking huge. whats with the hemp bracelet
MyRobertPattinson.com: is he using his hair tie as a bracelet?
MP: Oh dear god. Is that a hair tie?
JAG: LMFAO Hair tie nooooooooooooooooooooo
MP: Isn’t there a pic out there of him with his hair up in a – gasp – ponytail?
MyRobertPattinson.com: LOL!
MyRobertPattinson.com: other than that, he looks hawt in this pic.
JAG: Yep I actually dont mind this one, compared to the other EW outtakes. ALRIGHT next PIC!
WTF!
MyRobertPattinson.com: omg i am giggling so hard. RoboRob
JAG: Oh dood!
MyRobertPattinson.com: Robo the Hobo or Hobo the Robo LOL
JAG: RoboHobo lmfao
MP: For some reason 1980′s dance songs come to mind..
MyRobertPattinson.com: Is that a Member’s Only jacket?
JAG: O.o
MP: Bleh – members only. I think I just puked a lil in my mouth..
JAG: I need to PhotoShop some cum on his lip
MyRobertPattinson.com: ya perez hilton should of had a field day with this one.
JAG: or drool
JAG: Im almost speechless on his one
JAG: Its like he`s auditioning for Rain Man
MyRobertPattinson.com: LOL
JAG: gotta watch Wapner
MP: Trying to remain positive – the sex hair is in effect.
MyRobertPattinson.com: Rain Man says “. Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway. But not on Monday, definitely not on Monday.”
JAG: LMFAO he is so Rain Man here
MP: Is his fly half down? ZOOOM
JAG: Dood I saw that too!
MyRobertPattinson.com: I SAVED MY FAVE FOR LAST, next pic!
Oh yea, Mama likey!
JAG: OH yea baby just like that
MP: I think we’re all thinking the same thing. “I’m down here”
MyRobertPattinson.com: JAG I see your hair at the bottom left side of the pic
JAG: Heaven on knees LOL I may PhotoShop the top of my head in there
MyRobertPattinson.com: Now THIS is an O face I can get used to.
MP: Speechless. Where’s my hobo when I need it?
JAG: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz what cant hear u over my Hobo bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
MyRobertPattinson.com: Hobo-holics are us
MP: OMG laughing so hard.. So hard.. I repeat so hard!!
JAG: Damn where`s my cougar cord
MyRobertPattinson.com: LOL the hair tie looks like a cuff here HOT
JAG: I need this in HQ this is fucking hawt
MP: Seriously – is there another picture? This one is too hot to handle. I have the rest of the day to survive..
JAG: I see bicep
MP: I already licked it.
MyRobertPattinson.com: oh if you want to come back down to earth i have one to get you there
JAG: Oh no the Anti Hobo pic, NEXT PICTURE
What's that smell...
MP: That outta ruin it for ya..
JAG: Oh christ how about a warning next time
MyRobertPattinson.com: if all his pics were like this i would be outtie
MP: Vomit.. He looks like he just gave his best Stephenie Meyer hiss.
MyRobertPattinson.com: there is absolutely nothing hot about this pc, not even cute.
JAG: mayb he forgot his deoderant. Quick we need the antedote!
Oh yea, Mama likey!
MP: Okay, back to OFacePic
MyRobertPattinson.com: EXACTLY
JAG: bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
MP: Wonder what the cameraman said to Rob in the OFacePic to get him to look like that..
MyRobertPattinson.com: Imma slap EW with my Hobo for posting such fuckery with the O face pic
JAG: bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
MP: JAG FOCUS!! U can do that later..
MyRobertPattinson.com: I’ve got my cougar cord attached and i’m twirling the Hobo like it’s a lasso. COME HERE BABY
JAG: bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wha huh? MP this has shades of doggy style rob too. PhotoShop a bed in front of him teehee
MP: Oh hell ya – I wanna photoshop my ass in the corner..
JAG: MP teeehee
MP: Maybe I don’t wanna photoshop my ass. Maybe some model’s ass.
JAG: LMFAO a stunt bum
Click here to see MPs Stunt Bum in full effect *snicker*
I think I peed my pants a little at the stunt bum! LOL great job girls!
RoboHobo = totes hysterical
O face pic = heavenly
Although the comments about the first pic cracked me up, I gotta say, I still think it’s HAWT….those gorgeous hands and fingers on prominent display? I’m so IN.
Brilliant, as always!
I am so F*CKING B”EYE”assed….by ROB now…….I THINK that first pic is still hawt…not sur if its the cute…”oh I just said something I shouldn’t have” look or the whole BIG THUMG that JAG mentioned (F*CK ME NOW!!!!) BUT I agree he’s totes adorkable in that pic….
yep I am completely B”eye”assed by ROB…my opinion is warped…
Sorry jizz typed THUMB….THUD
LMAO great stuff, as always, I love your 3-ways ladies teehee
RoboHobo, ROFLMAO, that’s priceless
oh yes, forgot to mention the stunt bum manip… GENIUS
Love it!
Y’all will make fun of me, but I actually find pic #4 hot!
Something about that curled lip… the intense stare… screams angry sex.
Take me baby! Make me do baaadd things!
Also, that little space under his left arm, right where it disappears under his sleeve… I kinda wanna nibble that…
I’ll get to the O face… in a little while…
Oh god I so agree….would love him to be slightly pissed at me so I can shag the ‘O’ face back on to him…….*off in to heavenly daydream*………..x.
ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCK ME ROB!!!!
DOMWARD ON SPEED! LOL
OH HELL YES YES YES YES Domward FUCK!!!
DO YOU LIKE THAT ISABELLA Somebody slap me. I’m soaked.
Me too!! AngryRob does things to a h00r.*fanning self* I think I can hear him growling!!!!!And it is making me all kinds of hawt. *jumps back into bed w/ Mr.Much*
YESSS!!! Masen from Buried Among the Begonias absolutely gave that look to Jacob before he broke his arm!!!!
Masen (EvilWard) is hot!
Oh yeah MM, he totally reminds me of Masen too!
Yea. I saved it in my gallery, renamed it Masen1. Just waiting for an BAtB update……….
Yes, it does remind me of Masen from BatB. And yes, he is hottt! in an evil kind of way. I’m pissing myself here with the three-way again. You ladies crack me up SO much, I’m gonna have an asthma attack from all the laughing I’m doing! LOL
I friggin’ LURVE pic #1 because of the FingerPorn….I would love to pull those fingers from his face one-by-one, and lick them………
LMAO!! The “Oh yea, Mama likey” pic OMG that one cracks me up.. The things my mind can think of. Well, it’s pretty much a total bummer I missed the distraction post… Wahh!! *kicking & screaming over RL intervention* LOL! speaking of,.. pretty sure I need one of those..an intervention..
I’m like a usual addict when I don’t get my fill of Rob thatswhatshesaid I become very cranky, thank god I have 111 pictures that I take with me on my phone everyday.
At any rate, I hope to be back to some kind of perving soon and wish all of you Angelz a much improved February. This month is going to be way better than the last
How could it not be right?
@LRAD during my son’s dream the other night he told me a huge framed picture of your shirtless Edward lollycock fell on him. I laughed so hard when he told me about that!
Pp- I hope that you find yourself back “home” sooner than later. RL is such a downer when all you really want to do is perv. It’s like HHH is calling your name and you can hear all the h00rs crying out for you.#maybeitsjustme
Hey PP, sorry to hear that RL is looking good for you and your perv time right now, it’s been that way for me for the last few days, but it’s starting to get better now, so hopefully it gets better for you too!<3
@RM Yes. Lol. As a matter of fact that’s exactly what it’s like.
SO glad you guys understand.
SRL I am certainly looking forward to it getting a little better or at least a little easier for that matter, maybe if I get used to this new schedule it will be.
Much <3 to you both, PP
I loved the manips you guys posted. LMAO
Just like I tweeted right after the O-face pic was released (pun intended)… I’m still torn between giggling and finding it really hot. LOL
The hand-over-mouth one I actually love. I think it is adorable… plus I can’t stop staring at his arms (and arm hair!). *dead* Though now that you mentioned gas, it does look like he’s suppressing a burp. LOL
This was my other fave, just for the jaw, the lips, and the eyebrows: http://lh3.ggpht.com/_ulLjqc2RDSQ/S2En-CjlymI/AAAAAAAAASg/hy_D1BMPsPc/EWouttake12.jpg
The rest were just kinda “meh” to me… with the exception of the Rain Man and the scowl pics. Those were just… wrong.
Yes! That one is HAWT! Love his lips & eyebrows!
I also love the threat of seeing his happy trail in that pic too. I may have tried to actually pull his shirt up some, but it did not work. Oh, but in my imagination, I def lifted that shirt and liked what I saw.
OMG RM, I did the same thing! I guess it’s true that great H00r minds think alike!
That one is my fave, too, PB! YUM. *slurping the jaw*
LOL pull the shirt up.
i ouked a little in my mouth WHILE peeing in my pants and sending coffee thru my nose…
seriously…
ROBO HOBO…those pics kill me…
oh yes the O face with the stunt bum… i likey!
oh my crying at the bzzzzzzzzzzz….
oh i need the o face again to set me right again…
thanks for that!
heeheehee
All I’ve got to say is….
HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
http://twitpic.com/10s207
Someone already did the head thing. I wonder how many else did it? It was the OBVIOUS manip for all of us to do. I’m gonna stand in line at the “PHOTO SHOP” kinkos store to get my head put there at blow job level to blow rob. LOL
I’m the one who did the head manip LOL
Omg haha
Isn’t that Kristen’s head? It looks like her!
OH FUCK….that’s funny. I saw the link for THIS PICTURE posted on TWITTER and it’s the same twitpic place that JAG’s “stunt bum” picture is at. HAHAHHAHHA
See? I follow every fucking ROB leader I can find out there, along with RAoR folks, fan fic writers and manip folks. You don’t have to say SHIT on twitter to enjoy twitter. Just follow ALL the ROB/TWILIGHT people you can find and enjoy the ride……(view). The picture links alone are worth the watch. LOL
LMFAO That is Kristen. What a crack up. Lovely picture though….I’ll bet he was thinking of her when it was taken. Mwah….
hahahaha I wish I knew how to photoshop!
Is that “our” MyRobertPattinson? Jen? The avi’s got me confused.
That is priceless!!!
Glad to see the fun we had last night with manips made the rounds on twitter
WastingTheMorning and MyRobertPattinson,
YEAH bb’s I LOVED the manips. I may not know you gals personally like JAG does, but your pictures you post on Twitter always give me a smile. Thanks for the laughter ladies. You ladies are kick ass funny and such fun to follow on twitter. THANKS for the joy you share with us.
ROTFLMAO!
That is even funnier than the stunt bum pic!
Yes that is me. My old avi totally disappeared from WordPress so I thought I’d post a pic of myself for once. *waves*
Jen, I thought it was a poser, lol! You’re old avi rocked my socks but you’re beautiful too.
OMFG I died and laughed so hard Mr. Cougar finally said WTF is wrong with you people?????????
STILL ROFLMFAO///MAD F*CKING SHOP SKillzzzzzzzzzzzzz….we are not worthy…
You made my millenium…..
FUCK ME…..
OK…MRP…I am new around here…but you are a serious HAWTTIE!!! Thought you were just f*cking brilliant hilarious and talented!!!!!
All this and freaking gorgeous…WOW….. NICE WORK UNIVERSE!!!!!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Luv Jens manip, so funny.
Love the Stunt Bum…………….priceless!
twilight cougar and smitten, yall are sweet but that is why the pic is just of one eye. the rest of me isn’t as good. LOL
Oh god. I died about 7 times when I saw the O face picture.
But seriously, ladies, you just crack me right the f*ck up. JAG with your bzzzzzzing? AMAZING.
Great job
LOL I need to buy a silencer for my Hobo.
haha No. Never. That was one of my favorite parts of the conversation. It added a little…spark? HAHA. I was crying happy laughing tears after I read!
I think we should ALL take a turn “CAPTIONING” the “O ROB FACED” one……..where he’s orgasming.
OK….who’s first? CAPTION THAT PICTURE!
I’m first….
“Ohhhhhh yeahhhh baby…..right THERE…..suck it HARD!!! mmmmmmm
My new avi is so a propos for this. I think he’s saying:
“Scilla, that’s it, take me all the way in. C’mon love, just like that. Fuck yeah.”
That’s what he’s saying verbatim. Swear.
Thanks JAG and ladies for another hysterical post. Some of those pics sure are scary though. Yikes.
Debbo, I guess you and me are the only ones blowing Rob. You take the left ball and I’ll take the right one and I’ll meet you in the middle. Ready, set, go!
Scilla, LMFAO, <3 ya BB
DEAL…just don’t try to tongue me scilla or I’ll smack you upside the head. LOL
Keep your tongue on your own side of Rob’s peen! Hear me? hehehhehhehehe
Oh, debbo, if we were ever in that situation, my tongue would be the least of your worries sistah
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scilla….HAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHA
Love you Debbo! Off to beddy bye. Maybe, I’ll dream about our three way with Rob. I’ll let you know how it turned out tomorrow.
Wait Scilla & Debbo! Wait for meeee!! I understand the peen licking hierarchy around here… tongue & hands to yourself and no elbowing during the blow…I always played nice on the schoolyard. Can I join? *batting eyelashes*
scilla, nite nite you perv. <3 Love you back….
Capri…hahahha Now it’s a 4 way? Hell, it’ll be a 4,000 way before the day is over. debbo walks down the line giving out deli numbers again…..JAG gets to blow Rob first. That’s just the way it is. Don’t forget the “wet ones” between suckers. LOL
Ohhh, count me in ladies!!! I play well with others and don’t run with scissors!! Which ball can I take? LOL
woo hoo! Can I have a number please? I brought more wet ones – and some dry ones too cuz I know he doesn’t like things “too moist”
LMAO TAKING NUMBER 5682 poor guys dick is going to fall off
Right behind you dee, #5683!! I brought the super glue*teeheehee* I also brought my RAoR knee pads and a bib, I plan on making a meal out of this !!!
#5684!!
Hey—————-I want in on the Blowing too!!! Not fair!! LOL
I’ll take any number, I just wanna be in on this blow fest!
*cue my best radio announcer voice*
Cum one, cum all. It’s Blowfest 2010. Tickets are available through Jizzmaster or at the floodgates. Guaranteed to be a blast!!!
here’s the outtake pic that JAG forgot to post LMAO
ROFLMFAO! Funniest post ever!
RobsessedMuch…Blowfest 2010? OMGAWD….count me in…where do I sign??? LMAO on that one!
The “WHAT’S THAT SMELL” pic is the look he should have given the 4 guys in the alley in Twilight. I think it was sorta like that, but more much more attractive. Maybe he did that and cougar cathy said….WOH there honey….let’s try that same look a little less axe murderer style and a little more angry sex look style. ok? ….anddddddddd ACTION!
that’s what it reminded me of the first time I seen it! that growling action of Edward
grrrrrr!!!
Holy shit that’s exactly what I thought too! Note to Rob- we love you babe and already know you’re versatile. It’s ok to skip the WTF and just jump straight to the eye fuck! Really. Please.
Bwahahaha!! That second pic totally has me humming the tune of “Mr. Roboto” and giggling out of my panties..
I do have to say, these are obviously outtakes for a reason.. cuz… ehhk. I mean there will always be an element of hottness (yes, with two t’s) to HHH.. just sayin’ though.. Im glad these werent the best pics to come out of EW..
PS ..I can totally see Drinkward wearing that stank face when his fam tries to take Bella away from his gluttonous arse..
Are you talking about that horrible STYX song? That’s when that band should have gone to work for McDonalds. You want fries with that?
ginaransom, Yeah, HIDE AND SEEK drinkward…for sure…..hehehhehheheheh
Mr. Roboto: that horrible STYX song? That’s when that band should have gone to work for McDonalds. You want fries with that?”
http://www.last.fm/music/Styx/_/Mr.+Roboto
I rest my case. UGH I hate that song. THE WORST. They should have quit after “Grand Illusion” album.
HA….now you’ve go me going backwards and listening to the EARLY “Styx” band’s music. I liked their EARLIEST stuff. THIS was my favorite “STYX” song.
“CRYSTAL BALL” by Tommy Shaw of Styx. He wrote this one/sang it/played acoustic guitar on it. DO NOT PLAY THE VIDEO. Listen to the AUDIO ONLY on the FM link below.
http://www.last.fm/music/Styx/_/Crystal+Ball
Sorry, tis off topic….but there we go….Robohobo to Mr. Roboto, to Styx. And debbo goes flying off into the atmosphere…..link to link…..nothing tethering me to the ground…..there she goes…………off to listen to music……goodbye..debbo……..debbo floats away……..into the internet black hole……
Long gone are the “power ballads”….. GOD I’m old. LOL
Funny how music changes through the decades….I’m a music history buff.
Any way I’m back….that music belongs back where it was, but that song: “Crystal Ball” brings back memories of riding in a car at night and parking and smoking things…..LOL. Long long long long gone……now all I have is my Rob, my hobo, Corona beer and….RAoR! LOL
Off to read fan fic. NITE!
mmmm… I love Corona! with lime…
heheheheheh debbo high fives ginaransom. Yes, lime is definitely required.
Whatever happened to rock and roll? GOD I’m old. LOL This is 1996 reuniting of Styx. God they sounded great for singing stuff that was recorded 20 or so years before. Tommy Shaw (the little blonde guy) was my crush at the time. I guess I always loved baby faced guys, huh? LOL Not bad for old rock n rollers.
Here’s “CRYSTAL BALL” played live in 1996 at same concert. TOMMY SHAW (the lead singer) wrote it, played 12 string guitar on it, arranged it and sang lead on it. It was my favorite song when I was just a tad pole back when there was such a thing as rock. LOL OK I KNOW, I’VE GONE TOO FAR. But I got to listening….
I used to love those HIGH HIGH VOCALS in 3 part harmony. Those guys could sing! fuck. LIVE. He only sang sharp on the end of the first phrase, but he got it together after that. THAT IS SO HIGH. Nice lyrics too. I was a stoner in HS. NOOOOOOOOOOOO. LOL
But it was fucking “MR. ROBOTO” that made me never listen to them again. EVEN THEY admitted it sucked from then on….. Eras come and go…..
OKEY DOKEY…..so before JAG shoots me…… for posting old rockers videos on her Rob blog, let me include one for JAG who has said she LOVES NEIL YOUNG a fellow canadian of hers. This is from 1971 when Neil Young was in his 20′s. A classic. He sang really well back then. He writes really good songs always.
click where it says: Watch on YouTube above and it WILL take you to the video on YouTube to watch in wide screen version of Neil Young.
By the way, did you notice the flannel plaid shirt on Neil Young? Neil Young is now known as the GRANDFATHER OF GRUNGE. Rob dresses very “grunge” like. Bobby Long loves Portland, Oregon where Elliot Smith is from……all NorthWest…..pacific coast. I think Rob/Marcus/Sam/Bobby would ALL love the northwest. Hell, sam’s already in vancouver….so what the fuck. They all have a “FOLK-GRUNGE” or “NEO-FOLK” vibe to those guys…..
ooops…..NOT “neo-folk”…..that’s not it at ALL. NOPE.
I just mean modern folk music….or the younger folk musicians who’s roots are based in older folk musicians and they’ve built on THAT to make it their own. That’s what I MEANT. sorry.
and when I see that Neil Young video with his boots, flannel shirt and brown jacket (reminds me of Rob AND Bobby Long)……I close my eyes and I can picture BOBBY LONG, MARCUS FOSTER, SAM BRADLEY and ROB PATTINSON living in LAUREL CANYAN in CALIFORNIA……hanging out with Neil Young, David Crosby, Joni Mitchell and Stephen Stills….all jamming together. They just remind me so much of those guys……in the way they dress and act and love music and are kinda free spirits who just wanna play music and love and travel ect.
Wheel keeps on turning don’t ya know……
You gotta understand the past before you can know where you’re going….
Just like you gotta know your intstrument before you can jam with others and fly…..
Funny to see Rob wearing a Grateful Dead shirt, isn’t it? Ah see I love those guys….. We’re all retro folks. Dreamers who studied the past.
Think about it…..*UNPLUGGED* music never seems to go out of style, does it….. You know why? Cause those fuckers can PLAY and if they can’t play it “unplugged” then they don’t know HOW to play….there’s no where to hide. It’s naked. If you want to separate the men from the boys musically, make them play it on acoustic guitar or acoustic piano …..alone, naked.
A jazz trio never goes out of style either…..keep it simple and well played. Timeless.
all of these “progressive” rock bands modeled themselves after LED ZEPPELIN. BOBBY LONG listened and loved Led Zeppelin also. I love Bobby’s EDGEY style. He’s acoustic with a grunge ass soul.
Alright young ones…… http://www.ledzeppelin.com/
And you talk about pictures of men with BONERS……ROBERT PLANT IS THE KING OF BONERS!!!!!!! in pictures. LOL
and when I think of Boners…I think of Rob. LOL
Who wantsss another beer??? Raise both hands and say “Fuck me Rob”.
OH FUCKKKKKK STYX. Let’ss go back to the SOURCE of progressive Rock.
debbo is leaving you with the KING OF ALL BONERS!>>>>ROBERT PLANT.
Notice his pants and open shirt. If he had an odometer on his penis he’d probably have fucked over 300,000 women by now. LOL
Let us all bow our heads for sexually powerful men who OOOOZE SEX.
Rob is lumped in with that group of men. Frightening, isn’t it Rob? hehehehe
Lyric above goes……”gotta flaming *h00r* can’t get my fill” he he he
h00rs……happy Rob perv day! I LOVE YOU h00rs!
Oh god Deb your are making me remember things I blanked out. LMAO
I agree with everything you said and spent many nights driving around smoking things listening to Neil. I loved Neil Young but when I saw him on the Haiti thing with Dave Matthews I almost died!!! He got old WTF and Robert Plant boners ahhh I remember them well.Those fucking hip huggers I don’t don’t know what kept him from carwaling out above the waist band…Oh wait yes I do it was that bely buckle holding him in HOLY SHIT
Maybe it’s just british Roberts that walk around like that.
Deb we aren’t old we are experienced hehehe And now we have Rob to use it on.
Oh Debbo,
except for the Styx, I am loving the trip down memory lane. I have boatloads of Neil Young, one of my all time faves. I have never seen that version of Old Man. I have everything Zep has ever put out. I was going to see them for my birthday but Bonham died 6 weeks before the show. I was one depressed teenager after that. I have seen Plant a few time, but never Plant and Page…sad panda!
I love the Brit pack too. I think your right about the unplugged, it is the mark of true talent. I eve saw shit Lincoln Park? no that isn’t it, some newer band do an unplugged version of Wish you Were here, It was amazing. I think it was for the 911 telethon.
Debbo-
Coming out of lurkville this morn to tell you we must be linked in some way, I have never found anyone else in my years who’s crush was Tommy Shaw, but boy was he mine in my early teen years. Loved Crystal Ball, loved Foolin’ Yourself, love She Cares. Got to see them in an outdoor concert in ’96, was awesome-
Thanks for the side note, now maybe I’ll come perv with you all on Rob
WELCOME keller~!
Yes, we were BABY PERVS back then in our teen years lusting for little Tommy Shaw. hehehehhe Small world. My taste in music is very eclectic now. I think I outgrew Tommy…..but he was so cute to me when I was a baby perv. Right?
zenobia and dee…..hugs back. Music is a time capsule and a time machine. I love that about music…..put an old song on and remember where you were when you first heard it. Like the songs or not, the damned songs will make you remember things.
We must be around the same age. I was a totes Styx fan back in the day. Lurved me some Tommy Shaw! Dennis De Young was pretty easy on the eye too. The “Crystal Ball” album … good times LOL
tears…you guys made me effin tear i was laughing so hard.
YEA!
I think Rob just did that “WHAT’S THAT SMELL” picture so all the BAD Edward’s in fan fictions could have a banner for their stories. Let’s all count from now on how many of those we see…… LOL
I thought that exact same thing debbo! Haha #RobIsAddictedToVampFic
LMAO at the burp pic (#1), RoboHobo and the I-smelled-a-fart-face pic (#4). Dude I am all about that O-face pic. I will have to photoshop my holiday antlers-clad head (aka http://twitpic.com/v09h8) into this one and put it a frame on my nightstand. GAH!
The RoboHobo picture is Rob trying out for the remake of the video for Michael Jackson’s “THRILLER”.
Start bass line here….
Yes, I was thinking he looked like a zombie.
LMFAO!!
Dad let’s me drive slow on the driveway, but not on Monday, not on Monday omg *laughing tears down face* RainmanRob haha
And RoboHobo haha
And oh mygah the pic with the add FTMFW!
This is his way of posing like he’s behind a dumpster with his RAoR h00rs. He knew we would likey that pose. *Runs off to grab hobo buzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Rainman: “Kmart sucks!”
**flipping through my RAOR abbreviations key** Um, FTMFW? Would that translate out to For The Mother F’in Win? If not, I’m gonna need someone to ‘splain it to me. And use small words…my brain is in meltdown mode from all the outtakes!
ding ding ding ding ding…..you are CORRECT TxnLovinRob. You win!!!!!!!
OH YEAH….let’s hear it for DOGGIE STYLE ROB for the mother fucking WIN!!!!!!!!
ow ow owwwwww
“O” faced Rob pic…….
Just let me lick from his chest, up his throat and around both sides of his jaws and back down….down….down…the happy trail to the promised land….and then around the…tip…what? who am I? Where am I?
I love your imagination….
LOL I’m actually really surprised more photoshopped pics haven’t cropped up yet.
I would’ve liked to have been there when the photog took the sex face pic… was it a female anyone know??
“Cmon Rob… just a bit more concentration there… yeah, thats it”
You made me laugh today, girls
I like the first pic. I think he was contemplating what his h00rs would like to see. Ok so he got a little mixed up break dancing to Mr.Roboto, but he nailed me…I mean it with the O face behind a dumpster pic. I wish you had 3 wayed the jump pic too.
great post ladies, you had me laughing so hard I think I scared the chinchilla’s in the next room LMAO
can’t stay long so just wanted to share this with you all…
http://s293.photobucket.com/albums/mm66/jolori54/?action=view¤t=temanim2.gif
he is a temptation I gave into long ago!!
So I call the ‘O’ pic the *yougetmeclosertogodpic*
It makes me imagine what he would really look like when he hits the big ‘O’ I think I will be pervvn’on that thought for a while.
Love the three way!! Love this blog!!
*fantasizing about Oface, real oface*
I really like this one. Look ladies he’s blowing us a big kiss!!
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx280/Beckys76/Rob/robkiss.jpg
*kisses right back at ya f*ckhot man*
oh yeah that is a good one!!
Can’t stay, so this is gonna be a quicky (that’swhathesaid), but I think in the first one, he knew we wanted fingerporn. In the Roboto pic, I think he’s seen the things that we can do with photoshop and knows that particular pose has ALL kinds of possibilities!
The O-face pic…we ALL know what he was trying to do to us there…and by the way Rob…IT F*CKING WORKED and THANK YOU! 
<3
The stank face pic…well, I don’t know what the f*ck he was thinking on that one! Maybe he was thinking about this pic…
http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad134/tattedbabe/sheisgross.jpg
I know THAT’S the face I make every time I see it!
OMG is that lady(whore) grabing on to our HHH’s Peen!!!
LRAD hope your daughters Doc appt. goes well later today!!!
xoxoxo
bwahahahahahaha @ that pic LRAD!! fuuuuuuck… I love it when I see pics I havent seen before! My face was one of confusion. Why oh whyyy Rob? Are those palm trees on that hideous red shirt, then covered in plaid. I lourve you Rob and your horrid sense of style.. but, oh the horror!
I probably shouldn’t go there, but…that never stops me…so Rob and Nikki totally got it on for like a a couple of months and then things ended when Kristen started to give him the green light, right? Some people say nothing ever happened between them, but I have this sinking feeling that something did. Case in point the pic LRAD posted. They’re just a little too familiar in that pic, plus there’s the pics of them at restaurants together, going out to dinner with his sisters, going shopping for moving boxes together, his beat up BMW in front of her apartment. This all went down in mid to late 2008. I would LOVE to find out the real shizz that went down between Rob and Nikki and then Rob, Nikki and Kristen and then Rob, Kristen and Michael Angarano. Anyone have a guess or some insider info?
LRAD, that pic makes me puke a lil’ in my mouth every time I see it… Rob looks funky fresh, but his look clearly say’s he wished he had a spray can of “Bitch B Gone”, or at least an emergency can of “Don’t Touch My Peen”…I wanna chew her hand off…Bleh!
How the hell did you get my picture? I will have you that I am not a whore!
Just kidding. I’d be humping – I mean facing – him.
@scilla…my brain will entertain no such thing as Rob/Nikki….And it only allows KStew entry because she is my girlcrush. My conclusion..Nikki & Michael got the StankFace, KStew got the “O” face.
@Capri, I’m with you on that one. I just applied for my Egyptian residency. Robsten, I’m all for, Robski, not so much.
ROFLMFAO @ Capri with a can of “Dont touch my peen” …I would so love to hear Rob say that! Say it …out loud!
@gina…”cheeseburger” *snort* I’m such a dork.
@capri OMG! I have such an embarassing story.. I was in my Bio lab the other day and I busted out my lappy to start working on my lab report… so, I fired her up, and I have some of JAGs audio sizzle as windows sounds… so my computer says “nauuuuuuuuuughty” when it starts up… uh, yeah.. so about 4 other students and my prof. where in the lab when that shit sounded off at top fucking volume!! o.O God.. if him seing me paroozing Robpics while in class wasnt enough, then he had to hear the debauchery that is my CompuRob noises…. I flipped around in my seat and just blurted out “Oh my God, Im so embarassed!!” and proceeded to bury my head in my arm laying on the lab table… I was bright fucking red for a good ten minutes…. DED! I died I tell yaz…
LMFAO @Gina.
OMG!
I’m almost red with embarrassment for you just thinking about it!
@ everyone– can we go a few rousing rounds of “If he’s not fucking me, I don’t care who he’s fucking!” followed by the ever popular “la la la la la la la!” then a new one “They’re all ‘just good friends’, do be do be do, they’re all ‘just good friends’, do be do be do…”
C’mon, people, it was a film set, not an orgy! No Robsten, no Robski, no Rob/Kstew/Niki threeway, definitely no Rob/Kstew/MA threesome, let’s not talk about team ‘Pellan’ *ew*, and for the love of god, if anyone mentions Jackson and Ashley I’m starting to throw punches. *glares*
*shell whistling Moon River* No comment. . . *snicker*
But ladies, I’m a seeker of the TRUTH. “I want the truth.” “You can’t handle the truth!!!.” I just want to KNOW once and for all WTF happened between all of them. Orgy, smorgy, they’re all hormonal teens and twentysomethings. All kinds of shizz went “down” on that set. I just want to know WHAT…specifically. But that’s just me, I like details, details, baby.
LRAD omg, where do you get these pictures!!! That is some handful she’s got there!
Do we know who those other people are? The girl with the short dark hair on the right looks familiar.
it’s true, he totally looks like, “yeah, whatever, I’m gonna get laid tonight, I hope it’s quick and she doesn’t want to cuddle!”
NEVER saw that pic before! *cries* Totes Jealous! The River DeNial is such a happy place.
lalalalallalalalalalalalala
I’m in that river too! “Just keep swimming”, “Just keep swimming”, “Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming”
SRL…..oh so funny. I know where that came from….I loved that video too. LOL
OK so what’s the story on Nikki and why does everybody hate her? (Other than she might have been gettin’ it on with our Rob) I’m asking because *ducks with arms covering head* I sort of like her. So what have I missed about her?
Oh and I don’t think she’s got hold of the peen, as we all know it’s on the OTHER side….right?
@imamess, well Nikki seems very nice to me too. But the 411 is that even though Rob was crushing on Kristen from day one, he couldn’t really make a move because 1) she was still 17 and 2) she had a boyfriend. I don’t know if Rob went for Nikki to make Kristen jealous or he was just biding his time and, hey he’s a young guy, so why not, or what. But eventually, it just became too coincidental that anytime Rob was with Nikki the paparazzi appeared. Supposedly, Nikki was the one calling the paps herself so she could be photographed with Rob. There were other times when Nikki was out with Kristen and even with Kristen and her mom, and the paps misteriously appeared. Eventually Rob put two and two together and Nikki became persona non grata. I guess people think Nikki is fake and a famewhore. Also, once Rob started going out with Kristen, all of a sudden Nikki started saying all kinds of bad shizz about him, like that girls like him because he looks feminine. WTF? I don’t know the real truth. She seems nice enough. Anyone else have anything else to add? Don’t ask me how I know all this, ’cause now I’m actually starting to scare myself.
Whoo hoo! I just knew that pic would spark some Angel asses!
Notice the name of the pic…*she is gross*…that pic makes me sick! Poor Rob looks miserable! I’d look miserable too if that…*ahem*…chick, was grabbing and piching on my leg like that, because we DO all know that she’s totes grabbing the wrong spot!! 
At least we’d get it right the first time! <3
Yes, Scilla you ARE a font of information. It kind of scares me too! I only got ‘to the party’ last summer so I don’t know about anything that happened before that. I saw Nikki on Bonnie Hunt and on Kimmel (I think) and she didn’t turn my stomach so I figured she was OK. She seemed pretty genuine to me, but failed miserably at the game on Bonnie! I suppose a woman scorned made an appearance when Rob tripped over his (fill in blank) on his way to Kristen. Not that I believe there is a Kristen, la, la, la, just sayin’….the water on the river is fine.
@imamess, I only got to the party last summer too. June 12, 2009 at 1:15 am to be exact. It’s called obsessive research baby! I should really be a private investigator. I’m in the wrong field, clearly.
LMAO – that’s right, he hangs to the other side!
don’t you think Niki looks more than a little bit chunky in that pic? oops, need to diet a bit to avoid the airbrush there, darling.
@ scilla- I’m 23 and I manage to not shag everything that moves! well… sort of. at least I avoid my coworkers! well *ahem* sort of. and if I was working on that film I would have been a complete professional. ah, who am I kidding, I just want to get in a Rob/Jackson sandwich and hibernate there until spring. 2012.
LOL hidingfromsomeone, yeah, but you’re a girl. Plus, Nikki wrote and starred in that movie “Thirteen,” based on her real life as a wild child. I’m sure she had a few tricks up her sleeve and seduced our poor, unsuspecting Robbie. Just picture Rob fresh off the boat, well the plane, from England. He doesn’t have much experience, if any, with American girls and Nikki, who’s gotten around since she was quite young, is there willing, ready and able to give him a warm American style welcome. Why would he resist? She’s a beautiful girl and he was a 22 year old guy with no commitments.
Hellllooooo…! *Capri enters with her best Seinfeld impression* These 3-ways are always a hoot! Okay, I stared long and hard at the Madam Tussauds RoboHobo pic of Rob up there and that is the damn zipper of his jacket, not unzipped pants…that would have been that pics only redeeming quality…now it is forever lost to the WTF list. Domo Arigato Rob…fuck!
Now the “O” face pic? If I had the mad photoshop skillz of some PattinSluts on here I would put a peen sticking out of those pants planted right between my tits, just for starters…that pic has ruined my Hobo,and after all these years the hubs asked me to give his poor peen just a little rest. Booo! Fingers don’t fail me now!!
LOL!!! Fingers gettin a work out uh!!!! I think most of us will suffer from carpal tunnel syndrome b/c of that ‘O’ face;)
Broken hobo and hubby damn Capri your my hero. *snicker*
<3 ya BB
Nothing escapes the wrath of the “O” face! I need my brace that I use for bowling… <3 ya Ladies!
Capri,
Its me or the voice!!!! LMAO
hmmm I like your idea for the O face.
This shit is just so wrong on so many levels I still can’t stop laughing. I never knew I could be disturbed, amused, nauseated and horny all at the same time.
Right with ya sista, amen <3
Hey, has anyone heard from @unleishd in the last week? If you have, can you let me know please?
On to the pics – second pic is totally Robo Rob.
Fierce Rob pic – oh baby, I know you’re sick of having your photo taken. But really? Did you have to take a bad pic to make your point? Or was the crap photographer getting on your nerves?
OFacePic – Mmmmmm. And the stunt bum had me LOL!
I talked to her one day on Twitter & through PMs. It was toward the middle of the week. *peeks around* Leisha, come out, come out from wherever Rob is!
Yeah last Tuesday morning, our time, Leisha told me she left you some reviews on the Monday night, and she was telling me about a funny story about you two not clicking on the meaning of MHINE, but I havent heard from her since then.
*waves at BlackRose* Hey bb! Haven’t seen Leish in a little while….
*clutching sides because I’m laughing so fucking hard*
You guys pulled out all the stops. And FUCKING JEEBUS CRISIS, that pic really does bring you to your knees. You look at it & automatically assume the position. *fans self*
And when when MP kept saying “so hard” all I could think about was when Jenn tweeted Rihanna’s song & JAG tweeted back “You got a lady boner. o.O” Bwahaha, that still cracks me up.
Btw, I’m still loving that song!
Have a great day, Angelz!
♥ Christina
OFF TOPIC>….but my dad’s a musician with a master’s degree in music and he chose to watch the GRAMMY AWARDS sunday night. His comment was sent to me via e-mail regarding the music at the grammies….and I quote:
“It’s like a fresh pile of shit that has been wrapped in a package by Macy’s gift wrap department…………….”. MY MUSICIAN DAD.
End quote.
See, I’ve learned….I don’t watch it. Politics as always…..good music is personal, listen to noone but your own heart’s choices. The rest is brainwashing. PERIOD.
That is so true Debbo…Definitely a lot of shit floating around in the Music Industry toilet.
LMAO debbo!!! Good one debbo’s dad!!!
Debbo…your dad sounds AWESOME!
Oh…and I want to f*ck your new avi! LOL! 
Niiiice!
I LOVE 4th Pic ….OMG Freakin RoaR!!! (=
Funny post!
I think there must be something wrong with me (well more than the usual anyway) as I really like all the outtakes apart from the weird robot one.
The ‘O face’ one is just a total gift to all his fans. Perfect. I also REALLY like the boxing one…..*sigh*
http://s1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/romanysue/Entertainment%20Weekly%202009/?action=view¤t=ewot12.jpg
The finger porn in that first pic just kills me. Look how long his fingers are and how big his thumb is…….running for hobo………
X
ooohh, sue that one just pushed me right over the edge!!! He looks so “James Dean Bad Ass” Hmmm, hubs is on the phone……….hobo is upstairs. What to do, what to do???
Damn, why does my son have to be home sick from school today!!!!!
Oh yeah….can you say “Shadowboxer”?????? Love that.
Too hot…..just imagine him working out, using a punch bag and getting all sweaty. Helping him shower afterwards……..dead.
Rob…..if you are reading this, I have a small gym room in my house, it has a punch bag and everything…..just thought I’d leave that with you my love, in case you feel like dropping by to work out or work me out, whatever.
X
I know, he’s so hot! I like to imagine watching him work out on a punchbag, getting all hot ‘n sweaty, then helping him to shower aftewards………….dead.
Rob my lovely…..if you happen to read this – I have a small gym room in my house which has a punch bag and everything. Just thought I’d leave that with you in case you feel like dropping by to work out, or work ME out, whatever. *wink*
X
Christ, it lost my first post then I re typed and it posted the first one anyway! aaagh!
X
#1 inspired by Molly Shannon Superstar
gah… bad boy Rob…. anyone have a good fic in mind while looking at this pic?
http://s1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/romanysue/Entertainment%20Weekly%202009/?action=view¤t=ewot9.jpg
-retrieved from romanysue’s photobucket, thanks bb!
Holy plethera of chest hair Batman!
http://s1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/romanysue/Entertainment%20Weekly%202009/?action=view¤t=Rob-Pattinson2_l.jpg
-from romanysue’s photobucket
oh yeahhhhhhh chest hair and Rob sticking his fingers near his mouth. HE KNOWS we love it when he plays the finger mouth ORAL game with us……you know he so gives good oral sex. GAHHHHH YOU JUST KNOW IT! THAT BOY COULD LICK THE SLICK OFF OF A WOOD DUCK I bet. LOL
The EW pix of him in the leather jacket are exactly how I imagine Edward in “With Teeth”. They also put me in mind of MafiaPrinceWard from EP.
Breaking Trinity maybe? I miss that fic!
Oh and feel free to raid the pretty anytime gina! Most of it is courtesy of our lovely melbie!
X
re. top picture… when I saw that, I got ‘Master Edward’ (insert thought bubble) “Oh dear. Someone’s been a naughty girl. I’m going to put you over my knee and spank you raw. Now get up off your knees.”
anyone else?
no?
crap. Corrupted by FF again!
I was thinking something like that myself. He looks like he’s pondering what punishment to deliver.
It hurts, it huuuurts! I wake up, sick like a dog, and decide to stop by RAoR. And YES!! There’s a three-way, and not just A three-way, but the best one so FAR!! Oh my GOD, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Where do you girls take it from? Rob is susch an inspiration..
“bzzzzzzzzzzzzz” ROTFLMFAO!!
Ladies you are wonderful…I have spent 2 days in hosp and am totes drugged up on meds…I come home to this fabbness…Thank you so much as you have completely cheered me up now. I love you all so so much (nearly as much as Mr P).
Mwah.x.
oh Chel! Feel better soon. You can join the growing pile of Angels with various illnesses and maladies
Take 2 Rob’s and call me in the morning!!!! I hope you feel betterr gurlllll!!!!!
hUGGGGG
Chel, I hope you are feeling better. Just look at that Oface all day, I think it may have healing powers
Oh nos Feel Better
Thank you all ladies…..music4debbo *take 2 Rob’s*……….ace but as I’m really poorly I might need more (twss) lol.x.
Feel better soon, chel! And I wish you medicated, smexy Robdreams tonight! They’re very healing.
OMG Chel, I hope you’re feeling back to normal really soon!
Hi Chel, sorry to hear you were in the hospital! Glad your home, now! Get better soon, k?
the black band is a thing him and kristen both wear if u haven’t noticed… people think it’s like some secret symbol of their relationship… I happen to agree, #robsten. i don’t get the Kristen YOUR BRAND thing though… someone explain!
and the zipper i believe is to his members only jacket.
and the Oface is the wallpaper on my phone and soon to be on my laptop… mmmm and i happen to like the black and white robo photo. heheheeh. i love him in black and white.
This Egyptian is backstroking down the river but I have noticed it on her too.
Don’t know what it means if anything but I have seen it. I also saw one on Nikki
and Christian ?? is that her name. I think it was at Comic Con so who knows. Seems to me I have pics of him from a long time ago with it not just since KStew.