So our latest Rob sightings have him at Bel Ami costume fittings and doing a little research in the history section of the library. Personally, I’d like to take him to the Religion section and show him God up against the stacks *snicker*
I could get you Closer to God 
Anyway, when Rob’s away for too long I get bored (and I sometimes cheat with the likes of James McAvoy or Jim Sturgess) but today I am going to stay chaste and bring a little giggle…a little Google giggle. So wonder what the crazies have been googling to find RAoR and by crazies I mean us
Check it after the Bump n’ Grind…
What where they thinking!?!
robert pattinson ass – okay seriously, I should just name this Random Acts of Rob’s Ass Add lol
i get 12 year old virgins to lick it rob - I’m sure you meant 42 year old moms to lick it right heehee
hotties with handcuffs - just one hottie needed
Cuff 'em Dano...to my bed!
pretty boy sam bradley - mmm yes he is
strong jaw - luv that they didn’t even have to google his name with that to get here
poll lobster bibs – um huh?
Bib me bitch! lol
men happy trail photos – just one man needed again
japan rob boner – LMFAO which one of you was this??
robert pattinson powered by lust – #truefact
kid wet pants – WTF, me thinks not!
robert pattinson dirty photos – dirty like messy or pervy?
Any excuse to show this bad boy again LOL The MASKED BONER!
robert pattinson japan peen – Again lmao!
bobby long girlfriend – *raises an eyebrow looks around*
robert patterson - if you can’t spell the Pretty, you can’t drool over it, au revoir!
go back to your home to hoorisland – dude this IS hoor Island
robert pattinson shirt off – yes please!
YES, there's always room for AssCandy!
bella and edward porn manips – um huh?
most handsome moviestar – yep its Rob, hands around on over in under across down!
robert pattinson leg – um you mean his 3rd leg?!
robert pattinson’s bulge – perv you are home!
girl with robert pattinson at mtvawards – yea so I think that was KStew
robert pattinson library – there’s a library, where, are there stack and books and carrels *fantasizing in 3-2-1)
LEGS.FOR.DAYS!
steps of fucking virgin – um what there are steps?
twiporn masturbation – shhh I thought that was our little secret…
robert pattinson sucking dick - CLEARLY you mean sucking Robert Pattinsons dick right?
porn rabbit - OMG wtf is Rabbit Porn! GAH!
digs robert pattinsons jaw - get it line beyotch, we all dig it!
Grade A Jaw Porn!
the tuck robert pattinson little ashes – snicker
rob pattinson tight pants – hella yeah!
DIED!
robert pattinson alone – BLASPHEMY, that will never happen ’cause he’ll always have his PattinH00rs!
HB TIGHT PANTS on Rob. MMMM YEAH.
From our own HEIDI FOR REAL……
HELP ME!!!! I just got eye-fucked to.death. Thanks Debbo & that was eyefuck-a-licious heidi!
OMFG!!! This vid by Heidi is so f*ckhawt!!!! I love that it is all in black and white… and GAAAAAAAAAAAAH so many fuck me stares…. I’m DED DED DED….Jesus kill me now.
Talk about gettin a good eye fucking! Heidi did an awesome job on that video!
One of my favorite fuckings songs, with the worlds most gorgeous *throwsmeonthefloorandgetsmeclosertogod* man………I.AM.DIED….
DEBBO, that was fucking……no words….breathless…..
*THUD*
it’s the only thing that works for me………
Whew, that is some MF hot vid, I’m gonna have to watch if a few more times. Rob, you totally know what you’re doing, I’ve never seen anyone eye fuck like you do, you are the master, we worship at your feet.
I’ve got that song on my iPod for the gym, I’m always a bit terrified that I’ll accidentally sing the words aloud – might frighten the elderly gent on the next treadmill….LOL
Hey, you should be my own personal pimp, Debbo!
Glad to see you girls like it. I’m still new at this, so I’m trying stuff out as I go.
It’s an amazing video HeidiForReal and you deserve praise from your own. You are RAoR family. I love that video and that song…..oh the Rob eyes. FUCK.ME.
ANYWHERE YOU WANT ROB!!!!! ANYTIME. pant pant pant
Heidi this vid is awesome! What a GREAT way to wake up, although I almost spewed my cawfee all over the place.
Debb0 – you’re the best pimp ever!
That one scene in Remember Me where he’s leaning against the refrigerator staring at me errrr the girl, looking oh so hot, I may just pass out when I actually see that on the big screen.
Nothing like a good old fashioned eye fuck to start off the day right!!And there is sooo much RR, just the way I like it. If you will excuse me, I have to go change my lady wear after that religious experience. It is going to be another LONG day of lusting after HHH. I lust for him like it is my job
Thanx for the eye fuck Heidi.
OMG Heidi, Fuck!!!! Off to make a new pair of Shamwow panties, as the first have disintegrated! It is almost impossible to reconcile those smoldering sexlooks with the adorkable guy on Ellen who was so embarrassed that the screaming went on for 5 minutes straight. GAH. I fucking love him.
Is it possible to have been impregnated and DIED at the same time? THUD!!
OMFG Heidi!!!! You are killing me with that video!!! That song and all his EyE FuCks!!!! Holy my minds is warped now !!! I need a cold shower!
Well I’m at work drinking my coffer trying to wake up but coffee no longer wakes me up. It just….coffee. But it my fave non-alcoholic drink. But, 30 secs in while watching this video, I’m awake, my heart is beating faster and it barely 9am and I’m hoping for 9pm for when I can finally go home and do something about this fuck me eye stare coma that Rob has induced. Heidi, this video rocks. Great job honey.
Damn it, another f*ckhawt video that I end up nekkid after watching. What this man does to me!!!
Haha, I’m laughing my add off from your replies!
OK…am at work again and the Thought police will not let that video play…so I have to imagine how HAWT it is until I get home tonight…hummina hummina…prob good since this chair is not covered in SnugWow material…
FUll-on SAP mode SUCKs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oohh Heidi I got chills for reals! Excellent!
It was so good the first time around that I came back for seconds!!
Oh hell, Heidi, FuckMe-iac arrest! Cleeeearrrrrr! *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Haha, you crack me up, Christina! But don’t die on us, we need you here, okay? LOL
RobsessedMuch: I’ve had plenty servings already!
Panties *poof*
Mmmmmmm YUM!
In reference to the song (NIN – Closer), my brother was playing NIN for my 2 month old niece, and I told him I thought it was irresponsible parentship to play Closer for her! He just thought it was cool that I knew about the song (my brother is 9 years older than me). Didn’t feel like telling him, the only reason I know this song is because it has been featured in quite a few of the Twi-fanfics i’ve read
Panties *poof*
Mmmmmmm YUM!
In reference to the song (NIN – Closer), my brother was playing NIN for my 2 month old niece, and I told him I thought it was irresponsible parenting to play Closer for her! He just thought it was cool that I knew about the song (my brother is 9 years older than me). I didn’t feel like telling him, the only reason I know this song is because it has been featured in quite a few of the Twi-fanfics i’ve read
Whooops for some reason that double posted!
Debbo-
SHAMWOW! That was such a superbly wonderful jizztastic way to wake up this morning. I so needed that and who doesn’t love some NIN?
Eyef*ck from HHHFTMFW!!!
Excellent start to my day- Thanks! Heidi for such a HAWT creation!
I swear every time is like the first time. That eye f*ck is deadly.
japan rob boner was probably me!:p
I think that this may have been every single last one of us!!
Oh yeah bb!!! That “pops” up in my search mode when I type the letter “j”…
Robert Powered Of Lust…..Oh Yeah!! LoL
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Who wants to have sex with Rob in the history section of the London library? debbo raises hands, feet and tongue.
*raises legs*
I want to be in the Linguistics section
.
raises leg? LMAO
What ever section we can get to the quickest is fine with me! I swear, I’m sleeping with my library card under my pillow tonight! Maybe that will bring on THE dream!?
Erotic Book Section… (justsayin)
“raises leg” LMFAO!!!
Yes, yes my legs are in the air, any section will do although the newspaper area is always filled with smelly old men so I might give that a miss
PMSL! What a way to start my morning! I now have a mental image of Rob in a library, researching for Bel Ami, being absolutely ankle high in women on their backs. Imagine the look of horror on his face when one of the Pattinh00rs gives the signal …… “Leeeeeeggssss UP!!!”
bends over the book shelf and raises ass in the air…..
#ilikeitfrombehind…LOL
*RM assumes the same position as HSH* Cause I am a durty h00r too!!! I think we need to do some RESEARCH Rob….
LIBRARY SEX….against the bookshelves….books flying off…..hands over mouths……thrusting upward…..STOP IT.
I can’t help it…..library sex just sounds AMAZING…..and oh Rob….I could teach you some history honey….how about some music history also? Right after we fuck however…..
I’d be doing the “Ooops, did I drop that?” then the Bend-and-Snap (a la Legally Blonde) maneuver!
Oh Yeah debbo, music history is a great idea! Help him learn to “appreciate” the various uses of a piano, and how he can use his freakishly long fingers to make other kinds of music!LOL!
Which FF was it where they had sex in the back room of the library? Shit I read so much I can’t remember….it was F*CKHawt…I remember that!!!
TC1 that was The Submissive and The Dominant!
SRL: Thank you….wonder why they haven’t gone back in the Training???Hmmmm library time is good….
I am so there. Right now I am pursuing a second career and have returned to college full-time. Everytime I go in the library I can barely think of anything else but just having the durtiest, wildest public sex in the stacks up against the shelves, something so erotic and titillating about books and the library I just want to live out all kinds of durty school girl fantasies involving short plaid skirts with no panties on, knee socks and braided pig tails to pull back my head with..
#howispentmyeducation
“bella and edward porn manips” um *Capri raises hand* I’d like to see those…ya know, visuals for FF pourposes…
And that would be “purposes”… poses, ya, porn poses on the brain..
Hmmm…girl, ya know I’ll be posting my manips up on my myspace page…you know, the one where *yelling loudly…YOU’RE MY ONLY FRIEND!!* LOL! And Susie…she’ll be there tomorrow too!
Did you see how many pics I put up tonight of Rob? 669…and no, I didn’t stage it to end on that number! 
<3
P.S…You're so pretty!
Oh, I WILL be checking! Thoroughly! Thanks for accepting me on there & I have to say your pretty, also! (I may be jealous of your coughboobscoughcough) lol, thanks for the compliment & can’t wait to see what you have in store! <3
Honey, I’m jealous of my boobs too, but only because they stay hidden under my shirt so much these days! LOL!!
*Becky raises hand too*
I went to post this when a Twilight commercial came on Showtime cuz it premires this weekend….Anyway ROBWARD FUCK ME…..*searches frantically for hobo* HOT DAMN
My space??? Umm…how do I do this, cause you know that I have got to see all the pretty you’ve been hiding wifey
DAMN LRAD..you made it friends only on myspace. ARGH. I guess you have a lot of sexy manips. I got rid of my myspace account. Oh well…..sigh.
Wifey…just click on my name babe…it’ll take you to pretty land! LOL! I also have 669 pics of Rob, and all my manips will be there too!!
debbo…the only reason I put it to private is because I only want to have Angels and people that appreciate Rob on there…gotta keep out the riff-raff! LOL! I’m going to be uploading everything to my Flickr account also, so if you don’t want a myspace, you can still get them there! expatz doesn’t want me to keep away the Rob pretties either, so I’ll still post some of the better ones here, if it’s OK with Jag. I just don’t want to take a too much space on here with my stuff, ya know?
OH THANKS for posting some to your Flicker account also. Just give us a link sometime and we’ll find you. THANKS LRAD! smooch.
Of course debbo!
*smooches back* <3 OH! I have something for you! I'll E-mail you in a bit…gotta put the babes to bed first! 
LRAD!!! How many pics do u have?!?!?! WOW!!! And what debbo said post a link when ever u get a chance so we can see the pretty too!!!
<3<3<3
Sure thing girlie! You should make a myspace too!
F*cking myspace is box blockin’ me. It says I already have an account and that my name is Sue and I live in PA….WTF????
Okay JAG I fucking LOVE when you do (heh heh) these posts! Seriously! I die everytime!!
“japan rob boner” <–Im pretty sure that was Celeste (sorry, I let the cat out of the bag… but who else has seen her "Peen Report" …which ties into the "LEGS.FOR.DAYS photo up there *points to 3rd to last photo* Where he is CLEARLY hanging to the right!
…Rob honey, you look a little smothered in those jeans, let me be undo those buttons & *DED*
"porn rabbit" <–I think they were looking for "University of Edward Masen" …but dont worry whoever you are, JAGs got you covered! Just skip your happy add over to the Twi-porn Library, and you''l find "Rabbit" and "Prickward" waiting for you to clickety click for a good time…
"steps of fucking virgin"
but Im pretty sure Rob, nor any of the durrrty h00rs here are virgins… JAG, what are you putting in your tags???
pretty much ALL of these + JAGs h00rtacular commentary = ginaransom *giggle/snort*ing all over myself…
ignore the jizztyping, I was typing through tear filled eyes…
OMFR I am not the only one that spotted the third leg in that” legs for days” pic!! Holy shit that is fucktastic!
“porn rabbit” LOL! OMGawd, UnivofEM so is owning me right now. I can’t wait for the next chapter..SR is a goddess…..
Ahh there’s that rabbit again! I know I was looking up rabbit after people mentioned it in comments one night because I for one had no idea what it was. I’ve learned so much about sex toys in the past month from everyone *groughug*
@Anniepattz-Yup, we are on the same wavelength, yet again. I saw Porn Rabbit, and thought SEX TOYS for sure!!
I was thinking it may have to do with those pics of Rob during Remember Me, at the park with the Bronze Rabbit sculpture..that was some serious RABBIT PORN…watching him climb that rabbit…woops…went to my dirty place….
sorry….oh wait….
I’m not sorry…I’m on RAoR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL Gina. I have definitely googled the holy peen. It could have easily been me.
lol anniepattz and SGG~I’m in the gutter too b/c I was thinking the same thing.
@annie & shell – LMAO!! Im ashamed to say that I didnt even think of the sex toy when I read that.. *hands over “Perv Pass”* …I am not worthy… But Im keeping the knee pads…
@twicougar… thats a great point.. I totes forgot about the bronze bunny porn…
Excuse me for a moment Rob baby….*whispers to JAG, did you just say Jim Sturgess? Across the Universe anyone? Mmmmm, yes please.*
ALWAYS room for the airport asscandy UNGH!
hoorisland is my kinda heaven
Oh My Rob, don’t fret, you get lonely just hop on the double decker bus to Smitten’s house in the woods
OK…maybe when they were googling “porn rabbit or rabbit porn” they meant “f*cking like bunnies”? LOL! That’s the only thing I can thing I can think of there! And if that’s not the case, that person needs to seek professional help! Hahaha!
*Hotties with handcuffs? Yes and please…
*Go back to your home to hoorisland…FYI~ We ARE home!
*Robert Pattinson leg…someone has been reading all of our humping comments!
* Robert Pattinson library…they were obviously looking for Christina’s mouth covering, shoulder biting fantasy!
*Steps of fucking a virgin…see alcohol…and lots of it!
*Digs Robert Pattinson jaw…see “Jawporn”
*Robert Pattinson alone…these people are obviously the one’s that DO NOT know how to properly stalk someone..you DO NOT google it honey! LMAO! *kidding*
Great post Jag!!
LRAD—’f*cking like bunnies’—that’s what bunnies do—now to today’s language lesson (Scilla, are you listening?)—being good PattinhOOrs you all think of s.th. when you see the word ‘ram’—in german the word is ‘rammen’ & a male bunny is a ‘Rammler’—gets right to the bottom of things—LOL—<3
OH LRAD- *gigglesnort* “Robert Pattinson alone…these people are obviously the one’s that DO NOT know how to properly stalk someone..you DO NOT google it honey!” Plus, are they even in the right place?? This is like a stalking 101 course-leave while you can!!
Duh, I meant They ARE in the right place. We even have the Obi-Wan of stalking here (you know who you are-and I lurve you my hero), and she will be teaching a 301 course soon.
Wow…I jizztyped like a motha’ up there!
LRAD – LMFAO! Great advise and references!!!
But I am pretty sure that “robert pattinson alone” was supposed to be “How to get robert pattinson alone” and well let’s face it, I would buy that book, stalker tendencies or not.
Thank you Lilly!
Ha ha ha JAG, fabulous pick-me-up right here!!
your post has brought me lots of happy cheer
after battling all day with noncompliant computers
good to be among my usual Pattinh00ring sisters
those google giggles are totally funny
my ribs are aching and my eyes are runny!
keep it up and keep it on
more giggles are good giggles, bring them on!!
<3 your clever ass!
Now how did I miss this one?…”robert pattinson sucking dick – CLEARLY you mean sucking Robert Pattinsons dick right?” Umm, whoever you are there is a home for you and that would be in the TwiSlash section on FF.(I only know this because I accidentally read a few)
JAG, I like these, they make me giggle!
LOL srl!!! I wonder what he had planned too!!!! God talk about suffering from some UST!!! Maybe the 3rd time will be the charm!!! God I hope!!! Please let me finish my dream next time naked and all sweaty from having hawt rough sex with Rob!!! Pretty please!!!!
God I hope LRAD!! I really want to know what he was going to do to me!!!!!
JAG, Just in case I haven’t told you lately…I LOVE THIS PLACE!
LOL
Hey! Did you have a Rob dream last night? As hard as I tried, it was an epic fail…
No.
WTF is it gonna take? Yeah, I’m going to sleep with my library card under my pillow tonight! Maybe THAT will do it? *crossesfingersandtoes*
OH! I have one too! And each of my kids have one! I’m sleeping with all 3 of them! LOL! Maybe I’ll put an actual book under there too! Can’t hurt…right?
LOL! If this doesn’t work, I’m getting my add locked in the library tomorrow night! Just me and my HOBO! Next best thing right?
Okay, sending library vibrations in your direction…….;)
Why don’t you try the Twilight pillowcases? You can fall asleep with your head on Edward’s face. That might help?
HA LOL you guys talkin about Rob dreams!!!!
I had one just now that was weird to say the least.
We were at a race track watching cars people have turned into race cars LOL
There was a purple double decker bus that was in the race that spinned out of control and almost hit the kids, including my older daughter, on the side of the track while they were dancing to the purple people eater song LOL!!!
I wasn’t freaked out for what ever reason. But the next thing I know Robert stands up grabs my hand and is like “babe did you she that son of bitch almost hit our daughter” I just said to him “yeah I know crazy drivers”
Next thing I know my dream switches to a bar or club scene and Rob is dragging me to a back room………
Then my fuck alarm goes off that wakes me up to get my daughter ready for school because my stupid ass forgot to shut it off b/c she is not going to school b/c she has a cold!!!!!
How fucked up is that!!! Second dream I have of the man and its the second time I get boxblocked!!!!!!
But I must say I liked it that he said our daughter!!! Ha if only!!!
Aww, I was curious to know what he had planned for the back room! Stupid boxblocking alarm! Oh well, asiki maybe your third Robdream will be better!
Woops I just realized after how long I posted this in the wrong place!!! *~*
It should of went here!!!
LOL srl!!! I wonder what he had planned too!!!! God talk about suffering from some UST!!! Maybe the 3rd time will be the charm!!! God I hope!!! Please let me finish my dream next time naked and all sweaty from having hawt rough sex with Rob!!! Pretty please!!!!
Hmmm…the Twilight pillowcase? That might just work! I DO like to sleep with a pillow between my legs sometimes!!
asiki…when you go back to sleep, only think of the vision of Rob dragging you to the back room! I’ve actually been able to pick right back up where a dream left off by doing that!!
I’m really out of it LOL!!! I posted again in the wrong spot!!
I give up:(
Holy Jesus H Christ in the Library! JAG this post is hilarious!
“The Masked Boner”!!! LMFAO !! LMFAO!!
His horse’s name should be Trojan or Magnum
This fits right in with what would have been my pick for a super hero. I was thinking Zorro,
The Masked Boner and his stud horse Trojan is much better!
They can come visit me anytime
oopsie, meant to say “Welcome to RAoR world” to the newer “cougars” coming here. here is something for me and them:
For all the Cougars who love Rob…
Watch this gorgeous creature stalk
Lightly and lithely she forms her walk
Softly and quietly watching her prize
With sharply-focused and golden eyes
She slows her breath and lies in wait
To deliver Mother Nature’s intended fate
For every young calf and kid and pup
Knows their number will well come up
When hypnotized by the hunter’s stare
Their souls and hearts will be laid bare
And wait they must for the final lunge
When into them she will quickly plunge…
Ah, but this young buck with the shapely face
Has caught the hunter with his intent gaze
His voice rekindles and stokes the embers
Youthful dreams she no longer remembers
But now fully combusting with her inner fire
She builds him up with her consuming desire
He is mesmerized by her unwavering resolve
To utterly conjoin, to consummate, to involve
And he is quite helpless and slow to resist
He does not really want her to stop or desist
He loves how she makes him touch and feel
The breadth and depth of her mad appeal
He loves her inestimable craving and lust
She wants him because she does and must
He loves how she loves him beyond all reason
He loves that he is Robert Pattinson!
And though he may have the choice of all the rest
Robert loves those cougars the very best!
http://robertpattinsonrhymes.blogspot.com/
hee hee hee, well, it makes me old heart happy!
ciao bella, all kitties and cougars are beautiful!
Oh Tess my sweet poetic PattinH00r!!! That poem for us “cougars” is just awesome!!! Thank you! I needed that! There seems to be a whole lot of experienced, hot, lusty cougars unlurking on RAoR lately and I love it! And here I thought I was one of a very few…NOT SO!
I love reading fanfics, and when I read an especially hot lemony scene in a good story, I think…”ahhhh I remember when I did that back in the day with…” – Yes we cougars may be older, but shit, we sure have done it all – the memories, oh the memories…. gahhh; guess I have to try and make some new ones too… hmmmmmm
hey thanks, MelbieToast, me merry mate
remember it is NEVER TOO late!
our girly bits are like any other part
fail to use them and they may lose their art
so use and use and use and use
make them come and make them juice
the only time when we should stop
is when there is six feet of dirt on top
and even then, my little lusty sweetie
there may be other ghosts to help make whoopie
and once you are all naked and in bed
who cares if you have hair on your head
do not question the ways of love and passion
amor is ageless and always in fashion
and as for your young friend living out east
save up for a fuckfest, you sexy beast!
<3 you, Melbietoast !!Raaawwwrrr!!
Okay PattinAngels our there, and cougars especially, what kind of lemony fanfic sex scenes have you actually experienced yourself in the past (or present!)… if TMI for you, then forget it..LOL!
All answers are YES/NO/MAYBE/NOT SAYIN
– remarks optional
(My answers are posted here, tee hee)
1. Shower Sex (YES!)
2. Outdoors at the Beach/Shore Sex (YES – in daylight)
3. Kitchen Counter Sex (YES)
4. Pool Table Sex (NO)
5. Bathtub / Hot Tub Sex (YES)
6. Dining Room Table Sex (YES)
7. Chair Sex (YES)
8. Up Against the Wall Sex (not in Shower)- (YES)
9. Backseat of Car Sex (YUP)
10. Front Seat of Car Sex (YES)
11. Hood of Car Sex (Was it a Volvo?) YES (it was a Mersedes)
12. Stairway Sex (YES)
13. At the Office Sex (NO!)
14. In a Haystack Loft in the Barn Sex (yes, I did–mooooo)
15. Elevator Sex (NO)
16. Camping Tent Sex (Oh YES)
17. Tied to the Bed Sex (NOT SAYIN’)
18. Cabin in the Woods Sex (YES)
19. Much Younger Man Sex (YES!!!!)
20. In the Hallway on the Rug Sex (YES)
and last but not least…
21. In Front of a Roaring Fire in the Fireplace Sex (YES)
Am I going to be too embarrassed to post this list??????? Shit… TMI… Oh f*ck it… I hope some Angels out there join in this Q and A session so I don’t feel like a completely pervy cougar h00r fool!
Oh thanks Tess! “amor is ageless and always in fashion”… YES!!! Now go ahead and answer the questions in the Q and A, yes?
Ooh I’ll play too Melbie! Ok here are my answers:
1. Shower Sex (YES!!!)
2. Outdoors at the Beach/Shore Sex (YES!!!)
3. Kitchen Counter Sex (YES)
4. Pool Table Sex (NO)
5. Bathtub / Hot Tub Sex (YES!)
6. Dining Room Table Sex (NO)
7. Chair Sex (YES)
8. Up Against the Wall Sex (not in Shower)(YES)
9. Backseat of Car Sex (OH YEAH!)
10. Front Seat of Car Sex (YES)
11. Hood of Car Sex (Was it a Volvo?)(NO)
12. Stairway Sex (YES)
13. At the Office Sex (NO)
14. In a Haystack Loft in the Barn Sex (NO)
15. Elevator Sex (NO)
16. Camping Tent Sex (Hell yeah!)
17. Tied to the Bed Sex (COUGHCOUGH)
18. Cabin in the Woods Sex (NO)
19. Much Younger Man Sex (YES!)
20. In the Hallway on the Rug Sex(YES)
and last but not least…
21. In Front of a Roaring Fire in the Fireplace Sex(YES!!)
YES YES ! SRL! You go girl! Which one is your favorite memory??? (COUGH COUGH)
Okay Melbie I’ll bite (that’s what she said)
1. shower? who hasn’t
2. only once sand everywhere not comfortable.
3. yes again only once hard and unforgiving.
4. Pool table nope
5. again is it just me? Of course!
6. not yet… I know that wasn’t one of the suggested answers…
7. mmmmm yes
8. YES!!
9. back of the car…yes
10. and yes to the front my hubbs still trying to get me to repeat that one
11. nope makes me cold just thinking about it of course it’s about 20 degrees here
12. yes and I don’t recomend it to bumpy
13. no to the office but after reading ff office… God I wish
14. my high school bf lived on a farm sooooo puleeze
15. no elevators they have cameras…shivers
16. tent sex yep
17. that’s next on the list
18. cabin sex yes
19. much younger man sex… only in my dreams over and over and over
20. rug and hall ways umm no
21. in front of fireplace yes to the yes!
def to much info but what the hell
Okay, we have to have a GRADING system here for the Q&A…
If you answered 15 to 21 with a “YES” –
you are a true blue 100% PattinH00r!!!
If you answered 10-15 with a “YES” -
you are a PattinSlut in Training to be a true H00r.
If you answered 5 to 10 with a “YES” -
You need to get on the Pattinh00r’s Train to Hell more often and start emulating us..
If you answered less than 5 with a “YES” -
what are you, 12 ????
@tessaANZ—thanks for devoting today’s RobVerse to the elderly amongst us & reminding all the sweet young things that there is a life after 30—<3
@Melbie—3, 4: no—6: no, but on a desk—11: no, despite volvo—14, 15: no—20: here & on rugs all over the house—21: no—22: add bent over the stove while checking roast sex—LOL—<3
please add 23) under an elderberry bush
expatzgeil, LOL, YOU so FUNNY! “bent over the stove while checking roast sex” !! LMFAO! That “literally” had to be HOT!!
twi-me, #11 Dining Room Table Sex… “not yet” – GOOD ANSWER! lol!
expatz…. under an elderberry bush??? LOL!!! Unique answer!!!
I’ll Play……
1. Shower Sex (NO, but want too)
2. Outdoors at the Beach/Shore Sex (NO, But really want too I live in CO)
3. Kitchen Counter Sex (NO)
4. Pool Table Sex (NO)
5. Bathtub / Hot Tub Sex (YES)
6. Dining Room Table Sex (YES)
7. Chair Sex (YES)
8. Up Against the Wall Sex (not in Shower)- (YES)
9. Backseat of Car Sex (YES and on a tailgate)
10. Front Seat of Car Sex (YES)
11. Hood of Car Sex (Yes, Camaro)
12. Stairway Sex (NO)
13. At the Office Sex (NO!)
14. In a Haystack Loft in the Barn Sex (NO)
15. Elevator Sex (NO)
16. Camping Tent Sex (Oh YES)
17. Tied to the Bed Sex (OH YES and often)
18. Cabin in the Woods Sex (YES)
19. Much Younger Man Sex (NO, only been with one guy, my hubby he’s older)
20. In the Hallway on the Rug Sex (YES)
and last but not least…
21. In Front of a Roaring Fire in the Fireplace Sex (YES)
I’m kinda boring, GIVES ME GREAT IDEAS…..Hubby will be pleased…
Tess, darling, all I can say is I love you mucho!!!
Big hugs…..Sus
Okay, I’m always game for pervy Q & A…
1.Yes, but that shit takes practice!(and the right kind of shower)
2.Yes, but at night (props Melbie on the daylight sex)
3.Yes, and in the middle of making a pie.
4.No *sadface* That would be fun!
5.Yes, and don’t forget swimming pool sex!
6.No…damn,why haven’t I?
7.Chair, recliner, stool…Check!
8.Hell Yes!!
9.Yes
10.No, but I may have performed sexual acts in the front seat.
11.Not sex but sexual act. I would love to leave an ass-print on the hood of Rob’s car!
12.Yes
13.Guilty of finding a broom closet.
14. I have a barn w/hay in it. It’s where me & the hubs sneak in a quickie.
15.No, but my life is not over yet…
16.Yes & woot for tent-sexin’!
17.Yes, a little bondage never hurts…
18.Yes…memories….
19.No…
20.Yes…but ow…. the rugburn…
21.Yes, that’s the best!
<3 ya Ladies!
I was just about to go to bed and theeeeen, I saw this…so here goes:
1. Shower Sex (Yes, many many times. Elvis calls it “watersports.” I think that technically refers to being urinated on during sex, but let’s let him have his cute term for it.)
2. Outdoors at the Beach/Shore Sex (Yes, in Miami Beach, with a sexy Brazilian, very late at night. It’s so warm and humid in Miami, so it was perfect.)
3. Kitchen Counter Sex (Yes. Elvis and I have the kids go play in the backyard. We can keep an eye on them from the kitchen window. I know, we’re sick.)
4. Pool Table Sex (Yes. With my ex French boyfriend.)
5. Bathtub / Hot Tub Sex (But of course.)
6. Dining Room Table Sex (Yes, with my ex Italian boyfriend.)
7. Chair Sex (YES, well technically it was a recliner. Does that count? We have several at our house.)
8. Up Against the Wall Sex (not in Shower)- (MAYBE. I have a vague recollection, but not quite sure. A very strong maybe.)
9. Backseat of Car Sex (YES, jeez, more times than I’d like to remember, with like, every guy I’ve ever gone out with.)
10. Front Seat of Car Sex (YES, see number 9)
11. Hood of Car Sex (YES, and God help me it was a Miata. What was I thinking?)
12. Stairway Sex (YES. It was during a debutante ball, oh hell, MY debutante ball. I’m such a slut, but God my boyfriend when I was 18 was so hot.)
13. At the Office Sex (YES, again with the ex Italian. It was on the floor of the copier room after hours)
14. In a Haystack Loft in the Barn Sex (Wow, my first NO)
15. Elevator Sex (MAYBE. Again, a vague recollection. Might have happened, might have imagined it happened. I’ll have to give it more thought.)
16. Camping Tent Sex (YES, camping at the beach.)
17. Tied to the Bed Sex (YES but it didn’t count ’cause Elvis didn’t tie me hard enough. I Houdinied out of there in no time.)
18. Cabin in the Woods Sex (YES, on many road trips with Elvis.)
19. Much Younger Man Sex (NOT MUCH YOUNGER, just slightly younger. Elvis is 3 years younger than me. And before him, the youngest had been 6 years younger)
20. In the Hallway on the Rug Sex (YES, but the rug wasn’t in the hallway.)
and last but not least…
21. In Front of a Roaring Fire in the Fireplace Sex (YES, so romantic)
Well, not to my surprise or anyone else’s, I’m a bonafide h00r.
Ok, I think I qualify as a true blue 100% PattinH00r
1. Shower Sex (YES!)
2. Outdoors at the Beach/Shore Sex (YES – uncomfortable but romantic)
3. Kitchen Counter Sex (YES)
4. Pool Table Sex (NO – need to fin an opportunity)
5. Bathtub / Hot Tub Sex (YES)
6. Dining Room Table Sex (YES)
7. Chair Sex (YES)
8. Up Against the Wall Sex (not in Shower)- (YES)
9. Backseat of Car Sex (YES)
10. Front Seat of Car Sex (YES – this one gave me burns on my knees from the door fabric LOL)
11. Hood of Car Sex (Was it a Volvo?) (NO)
12. Stairway Sex (YES)
13. At the Office Sex (YES – no not at the library)
14. In a Haystack Loft in the Barn Sex (NO – not sure I’ve ever been in a barn)
15. Elevator Sex (YES)
16. Camping Tent Sex (YES)
17. Tied to the Bed Sex (hmmmmm YES)
18. Cabin in the Woods Sex (NO) – in the woods (YES)
19. Much Younger Man Sex (Unfortunately NO)
20. In the Hallway on the Rug Sex (YES)
and last but not least…
21. In Front of a Roaring Fire in the Fireplace Sex (YES)
22. bent over the stove while checking roast sex (ermm NO)
23. under an elderberry bush
what about at night on the kids slide at the playground? Just asking………
@Scilla…..Watersports….LMFAO
Capri! #3! “in the middle of making a pie”…. LOL! YES!
Scilla! You are definitely a “bonafide H00r” – you’ve done it all! No wonder you write such great lemons in OtI!!! #13 “At the Office Sex (YES, again with the ex Italian. It was on the floor of the copier room after hours)” – WOW that sounds HOT!
You reminded me Scilla that I’d have to change my answer to #13 to a maybe if I count hot sex play in the basement offices after hours – do I get 1/2 a point? Also, the chair sex I’ve had was on a regular chair (with no arms obviously.. wrap-around lap sex is the point here)… but I digress… I think “recliner sex” should really count as 1/2 point IF the recliner was fully reclined…don’t you think? LOL!!!
jpfree, LOL! Now that’s a new one, “kids slide at the playground” sex!!!
I truly think the “Bent Over the Stove While Checking Roast Sex” should be added to the list… even if it’s a NO for me…that is just too HAWT!
Melbie:
Okay, lets see if I can remember – it’s been a while!
1. Shower Sex (YES)
2. Outdoors at the Beach/Shore Sex (YES – under a pier, very cold and uncomfortable!)
3. Kitchen Counter Sex (YES)
4. Pool Table Sex (YES – ex-hubby had his own table and we used it more for sex than playing pool!)
5. Bathtub / Hot Tub Sex (YES)
6. Dining Room Table Sex (YES – our guests were a little shocked tho’ – just kidding!)
7. Chair Sex (YES – chairs offer a surprising amount of variety of positions!)
8. Up Against the Wall Sex (not in Shower)- (NO – sadly)
9. Backseat of Car Sex (YES)
10. Front Seat of Car Sex (YES)
11. Hood of Car Sex (NO)
12. Stairway Sex (YES)
13. At the Office Sex (NO)
14. In a Haystack Loft in the Barn Sex (NO)
15. Elevator Sex (NO)
16. Camping Tent Sex (YES)
17. Tied to the Bed Sex (YES)
18. Cabin in the Woods Sex (YES)
19. Much Younger Man Sex (NO)
20. In the Hallway on the Rug Sex (YES)
21. In Front of a Roaring Fire in the Fireplace Sex (YES)
22. While scrubbing the kitchen floor Sex (YES – ex-hubby just couldn’t resist seeing me on all fours!)
23. At the labour ward, in the private bathroom (Sorry TMI? Just trying to help nature along…)
24. In a boat (YES)
25. In a public swimming pool (YES – no one around tho’)
26. In a park (YES – many times!)
X
I’m a little late, but I wanna play!
1. Shower Sex-hell YES
2. Outdoors at the Beach/Shore Sex- YES (night)
3. Kitchen Counter Sex YES
4. Pool Table Sex no
5. Bathtub / Hot Tub Sex YES
6. Dining Room Table Sex no
7. Chair Sex YES
8. Up Against the Wall Sex (not in Shower)-YES YES YES
9. Backseat of Car Sex YES
10. Front Seat of Car Sex no
11. Hood of Car Sex (Was it a Volvo?) no
12. Stairway Sex no (no stairs)
13. At the Office Sex no (what office?)
14. In a Haystack Loft in the Barn Sex no
15. Elevator Sex no
16. Camping Tent Sex yes
17. Tied to the Bed Sex uhhhhhh yes
18. Cabin in the Woods Sex yes
19. Much Younger Man Sex YES (coughcouch19cough)
20. In the Hallway on the Rug Sex yes
and last but not least…
21. In Front of a Roaring Fire in the Fireplace Sex yes
What about a FORT overlooking the port of Nassau Bahamas? YES
Ooooo, my go, my go!! Loving this big “sharing/TMI” thing, it’s somewhat cathartic don’t you think? May it’s just me. Is it just me? Ah well, here goes:
1. Shower Sex – YES, and I have the scar to prove it!
2. Outdoors at the Beach/Shore Sex – NO, I find sand to be rather intrusive!
3. Kitchen Counter Sex – YES ….. over it, against it, on it. Nothing like a piece of cold, hard granite to put you in the mood!
4. Pool Table Sex – YES, Billiards ….. *ssshhh* don’t tell the parents!
5. Bathtub / Hot Tub Sex – YES
6. Dining Room Table Sex – erm … *scans memory* get back to you on that.
7. Chair Sex – YES!!! Yes!!! and YES!!! Never sat in a rocking chair since.
8. Up Against the Wall Sex (not in Shower) – YES *takes a moment to ponder that particular one*
And, I’m back!
9. Backseat of Car Sex – NO
10. Front Seat of Car Sex – YES, passenger and driver’s side!!
11. Hood of Car Sex (Was it a Volvo?) – NO
12. Stairway Sex – YES, well only half! Everything was fine until I smacked my elbow on the bannister!
13. At the Office Sex – YES, in the library section no less!
14. In a Haystack Loft in the Barn Sex – Not in the hayloft, does a stable count?
15. Elevator Sex – N)
16. Camping Tent Sex – NO, I’ve never been camping
17. Tied to the Bed Sex – YES, but he was the one tied up. In fact, he bloody whined about about it, which pissed me off. So, I left him tied up to the bed posts and took myself off to sit outside and have a smoke.
18. Cabin in the Woods Sex – YES
19. Much Younger Man Sex – YES How young is too young. Someone told me recently that they shouldn’t be younger than half your age plus 7. If that is the case, I am a bad, bad girl!
20. In the Hallway on the Rug Sex – YES …… AND WAS CAUGHT!!!
and last but not least…
21. In Front of a Roaring Fire in the Fireplace Sex – OH GOD YES, there is truly nothing better!
Apologies if I shared too much!
x
OK I’ll play. Brings back tingly memories.
1. Shower Sex (YES!!! but it IS tricky, very slippery -that’s what he said!)
2. Outdoors at the Beach/Shore Sex (YES!!!)Ah, spring break, Daytona beach-and that was just the first time! LOL)
3. Kitchen Counter Sex (Hell YES)
4. Pool Table Sex (Hmm, I do believe yes)
5. Bathtub / Hot Tub Sex (YES!)
6. Dining Room Table Sex (NO, it’s an anitique. LOL)
7. Chair Sex (YES)
8. Up Against the Wall Sex (not in Shower)(YES)
9. Backseat of Car Sex (More times that I can count, and that’s where my first time happened. LOL, blushing cause it’s so lame)
10. Front Seat of Car Sex (YES)
11. Hood of Car Sex (Was it a Volvo?)(Yes, but a Pontiac)
12. Stairway Sex (YES)
13. At the Office Sex (Hell NO)
14. In a Haystack Loft in the Barn Sex (YES!!! but in a stall)
15. Elevator Sex (Once, almost had a heart attack, but hell!!)
16. Camping Tent Sex (YES)
17. Tied to the Bed Sex (Um, yeah)
18. Cabin in the Woods Sex (YES, and IN the woods)
19. Much Younger Man Sex (Not much younger, but younger. Mr. HSH is also 3 years younger)
20. In the Hallway on the Rug Sex(YES)
21. In Front of a Roaring Fire in the Fireplace Sex(Hell YES!!)
So clearly the only lines I draw are antiques (hey, it was my grandmother’s! and the office. Ewww. Nobody there I’d even think about it with. Ever. Any office. LOL
I would like to add a possible 22 to the list please.
Ok, confession time. I used to be a good girl, until I reached my late teens. Church attendance was minimal, as I used to play hockey on sunday mornings. So, rather than being forced to go to Evensong, I used to run errands, after school, for the Vicar’s wife. The summer after my 18th bday, the church was undergoing various bits of restoration and so I was given the task of keeping the small vestry at the rear of the church as clear of masonary dust as possible. They didn’t, however, tell me to keep clear of the apprentice stone mason!!!!
So, please may I suggest that No. 22 for the list be “In The Local Church Sex” (and on the vicar’s desk!)
First of all I would like to say “I want to Cilla!!! … Brazillian..Italian.. French! your one Lucky Lass.
right my answers
Best Sex ever!! 12 years age Diff and he was gorgeous!
1. Shower Sex : Yes..Everyone as!!
2. Outdoors at the Beach/Shore Sex: hmm outdoors Yes but not on a beach
3. Kitchen Counter Sex :YES
4. Pool Table Sex :Yes
5. Bathtub / Hot Tub Sex :Yes
6. Dining Room Table Sex: Yes
7. Chair Sex :Yes
8. Up Against the Wall Sex : oh oh Yes Yes!!
9. Backseat of Car Sex: Yes
10. Front Seat of Car Sex :Yes
11. Hood of Car Sex (Was it a Volvo?) Yes.. cant rem make of Car
12. Stairway Sex : Yes
13. At the Office Sex No
14. In a Haystack Loft in the Barn Sex : Havnt had the chance
15. Elevator Sex :No
16. Camping Tent Sex: Yes
17. Tied to the Bed Sex Yes and it was Great !!
18. Cabin in the Woods Sex : You mad!! Woods!! Far to scary to camp
19. Much Younger Man Sex : Oh yes
20. In the Hallway on the Rug Sex :Yes
and last but not least…
21. In Front of a Roaring Fire in the Fireplace Sex :Yes
RYG:
I laughed SO hard at your ‘Church Sex’ !!!!! I’m not even faintly religious, but on the vicar’s desk !!! Too funny.
You are SO going to hell…….
XXX
P.S. See you there…….
And it’s on the vicar’s desk for the WIN!!
RYG you are fantastic – I’m loving you hard.
jp xxx
RYG,
Vicar’s desk? OH MY FUCKING ROB! You deserve a standing ovation and applause for that one. WOW. My hero!
applause……. (wolf whistle)…..you go girl.
Train leaving for hell……woooo woooooooo all aboard………
RYG – you’re my new hero! LMAO!
OMG I’m only a H00r in training, cuz I said Yes to less than 15! I guess the Hubs is gonna have to help me change that number!LMFAO!
No I am a h00r in training too I think I got 12
OK…I am full-on SAP mode today but still…here I am…
I HAD to get in on this COUGAR action..
Tess…as always the poem….amazing…
MELBIE: wifey poo: I fully qualify as a HooR, but I see I need to work on a couple of areas….tee hee…I will get to work on them ASAP!!!!
Wish I could see the face of the dude monitoring this:
1. Shower Sex : Yes…Slippery when Wet!!!
2. Outdoors at the Beach/Shore Sex: Yes…if a Lake counts!!! It was a BIG lake!
3. Kitchen Counter Sex :YES
4. Pool Table Sex :NO
5. Bathtub / Hot Tub Sex :Yes
6. Dining Room Table Sex: Yes
7. Chair Sex :Yes
8. Up Against the Wall Sex : Oh God Yes….
9. Backseat of Car Sex: Oh shit Yes
10. Front Seat of Car Sex :Yes
11. Hood of Car Sex: No! Bummer, better take care of that one…
12. Stairway Sex : Yes
13. At the Office Sex: YES!!!!!
14. In a Haystack Loft in the Barn Sex : NO!!!!!!!!!!
15. Elevator Sex : No!!!!!!!!!!
16. Camping Tent Sex: Yes, just like 3 months ago…tee hee post Robsession!
17. Tied to the Bed Sex: PLANNING IT RIGHT NOW!!!
18. Cabin in the Woods Sex : YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19. Much Younger Man Sex : Not yet!!!!!!!!!!
20. In the Hallway on the Rug Sex :Yes
and last but not least…
21. In Front of a Roaring Fire in the Fireplace Sex :Yes!
22. IN FRONT of a monitored computer at work: NO!!!!!!!!!!
OK, Melbie. I’m gonna answer these later. And some of them I am hopeful for, as I have not experienced yet. But I gotta get me head in the game and be the “good daughter” for a few hours. But thanks for the, allbeit, pleasant distraction! Mmmmmm . . . wall sex . . .
1. Shower Sex (YES!)
2. Outdoors at the Beach/Shore Sex (YES ummm golf course among others)
3. Kitchen Counter Sex (YES)
4. Pool Table Sex (NO)
5. Bathtub / Hot Tub Sex (YES)
6. Dining Room Table Sex (YES)
7. Chair Sex (YES)
8. Up Against the Wall Sex (not in Shower)- (YES)
9. Backseat of Car Sex (YUP)
10. Front Seat of Car Sex (YES)
11. Hood of Car Sex (Was it a Volvo?) (No, this one sounds good though)
12. Stairway Sex (YES)
13. At the Office Sex (NO!)
14. In a Haystack Loft in the Barn Sex (No)
15. Elevator Sex (NO)
16. Camping Tent Sex (YES)
17. Tied to the Bed Sex (YES)
18. Cabin in the Woods Sex (YES)
19. Much Younger Man Sex (NO…Next on my agenda!!!!!)
20. In the Hallway on the Rug Sex (YES)
and last but not least…
21. In Front of a Roaring Fire in the Fireplace Sex (YES)
Mooing in the barn Melbie if f*cking hilarious!
ps: TC1 Grade: you are a true blue 100% PattinH00r!!!
Observations:
TC1, I knew I could count on your to be a 100% pure true blue PattinH00r!!! You go cougar soulmate wifey!
No one has answered YES to #11 Hood of the Car Sex where the car was a “Volvo” – Notice, you get an extra point if it was, and another point if the Volvo was silver.
RYG – Vicar’s Desk???!!!! LMFAO~! That is one true classic!!
You are totes a 100% pure true blue PattinH00r, for sure!!! LOL! In fact, I give you an extra point for THAT one! HA!!
The most enthusiastic YES answers seem to be to “Up Against the Wall Sex”… hmmmmmmm…. I wonder why… I KNOW! Because UpAgainstTheWallSex is f*cking HAWT!!!
venus, don’t be afraid of Cabin in the Woods Sex… it’s really hawt when you can hear the wolves howling along with you…
Debbo, yes I think you should get a point for “FORT overlooking the port of Nassau Bahamas Sex” – Awesome!
HaystackHay – except for the NO for Dining Room Table Sex, you are a a true blue 100% PattinH00r!!!! (but I understand your reluctance to desecrate your gram’s antique furniture!)
romanysue, LOVE this answer – “While scrubbing the kitchen floor Sex (YES – ex-hubby just couldn’t resist seeing me on all fours!)” – you get an extra point for THAT one! You are truly a 100% PattinH00r!
Peeler, glad we could add a little “pleasant” distraction for you in these trying days… and you also get excited at the thought of wall sex? LOL… with Rob – unimaginably GOOD wall sex, I’m sure!!!! Rob slams you against the wall, looking down at you with half-hooded dark eyes through his long eyelashes, burning with desire – mashing his strong frame hard against your body, grinding his hips into your core… ….. …. OMFG, I digress into PattinH00r dreams… getting dizzy…. *THUD*
LMAO melbie, it really had nothing to do with not desecrating gram’s table so much as I didn’t think it could withstand the force, and I didn’t want it destroyed. hehehe. So am I a bigger H00r now? LMAO.
haystackhair, oh I see… yes you DO need a very stable dining room table (preferably HARDwood -tee hee) to withstand PattinH00r type Dining Room Table Sex… so I understand your NO answer more better now… LMAO!!! YES, you are a “bigger H00r” now, IMO…
My first long term boyfriend (ages 17 to 21) was an unadventurous little shit, so most of the following has been achieved in the past 2 years. Well, 18 months because I had a 6 month dry spell (depression) when we broke up. But I’m back in the game again now!!!
1. Shower Sex (YES)
2. Outdoors at the Beach/Shore Sex (YES- on the beach, under the pier. When you live at the seaside it’s a right of passage.)
3. Kitchen Counter Sex (NO- live at home with Mum still)
4. Pool Table Sex (NO)
5. Bathtub / Hot Tub Sex (YES)
6. Dining Room Table Sex (NO)
7. Chair Sex (YES)
8. Up Against the Wall Sex (not in Shower)- (YES)
9. Backseat of Car Sex (YES)
10. Front Seat of Car Sex (YES)
11. Hood of Car Sex (Was it a Volvo?) NO, and no
12. Stairway Sex (YES)
13. At the Office Sex (NO)
14. In a Haystack Loft in the Barn Sex (NO)
15. Elevator Sex (NO)
16. Camping Tent Sex (YES)
17. Tied to the Bed Sex (FREQUENTLY)
18. Cabin in the Woods Sex (NO)
19. Much Younger Man Sex (how much younger is younger? I’m 23, he was 17. Felt like a big deal at the time…)
20. In the Hallway on the Rug Sex (NO)
and last but not least…
21. In Front of a Roaring Fire in the Fireplace Sex (YES)
OK…I haven’t read any of the other answers yet (except that I saw that Peeler posted! *waves* Hey bb! Love you…call me!), so here goes…
1. Shower Sex (YES…I have a scar on the back of my head from one of those shower sessions! LOL!)
2. Outdoors at the Beach/Shore Sex~YES, as I live in a beach town!! – in daylight and in the dark…several times, and getting sand in your crack SUCKS! LOL!)
3. Kitchen Counter Sex (YES)
4. Pool Table Sex (It began with pool table dancing, it was our pool table, in our home, and it lead to that!)
5. Bathtub / Hot Tub Sex (YES)
6. Dining Room Table Sex (YES)
7. Chair Sex (YES…we broke it!)
8. Up Against the Wall Sex (not in Shower)- (YES)
9. Backseat of Car Sex (LOST THE BIG V THERE! LOL!)
10. Front Seat of Car Sex (YES)
11. Hood of Car Sex (Was it a Volvo?) (NO…it was on the back of the car and I don’t remember what kind of car it was!)
12. Stairway Sex (NO…OUCH!)
13. At the Office Sex (NO!)
14. In a Haystack Loft in the Barn Sex (NO)
15. Elevator Sex (NO)
16. Camping Tent Sex (Oh YES)
17. Tied to the Bed Sex (YES!)
18. Cabin in the Woods Sex (NO)
19. Much Younger Man Sex (YES! And I plan on doing that again!)
20. In the Hallway on the Rug Sex (Not in the hallway)
and last but not least…
21. In Front of a Roaring Fire in the Fireplace Sex…(YES)
I’m tempted to go for the double points for #11, my neighbours have a silver volvo. It’s taunting and teasing me from across the street. They actually park in backwards in their driveway so it’s pretty much asking for it!
DH says “bloody silver volvo” everytime he sees it…..LOL
Oooh! Fun!
1. Shower Sex (Yes but wasn’t successful!)
2. Outdoors at the Beach/Shore Sex (Yes outdoors but not on a beach)
3. Kitchen Counter Sex (No)
4. Pool Table Sex (No)
5. Bathtub / Hot Tub Sex (Yes)
6. Dining Room Table Sex (No)
7. Chair Sex (Yes)
8. Up Against the Wall Sex (not in Shower)- (Yes)
9. Backseat of Car Sex (Yes)
10. Front Seat of Car Sex (Yes)
11. Hood of Car Sex (Was it a Volvo?) No
12. Stairway Sex (No)
13. At the Office Sex (No – not that I didn’t try!)
14. In a Haystack Loft in the Barn Sex (No)
15. Elevator Sex (Does foreplay count?)
16. Camping Tent Sex (No)
17. Tied to the Bed Sex (Yes)
18. Cabin in the Woods Sex (No)
19. Much Younger Man Sex (Yes)
20. In the Hallway on the Rug Sex (No)
and last but not least…
21. In Front of a Roaring Fire in the Fireplace Sex (Yes)
More Observations:
hidingfromsomeone, your score was 13 so you are a PattinSlut in Training
Hey, you’re still so young… lots of experimenting yet to do!!! Glad you’re back in the Game now! Be adventurous! (Ahh I do think the age difference between 23 and 17 is significant… 17 is a baby compared to 23!)
LRAD! You scored 15! I gave you an extra point for the many times you’ve had “Outdoors at the Beach/Shore Sex” and also 1/2 point for the Back Trunk of the Car Sex
You are true 100% PattinHoor!!
jpfree – Oh My, that silver Volvo (with the hood facing out) sitting in your neighbor’s driveway must be VERA tempting…. whenever you pass it you must get all hot and bothered… keep us posted – the first H00r who has sex on the hood of a silver Volvo gets a special PRIZE!!
toronto twicat – I gave you 1/2 pt. for Shower Sex and 1/2 point for Elevator Sex Foreplay, because at least you tried and were getting there…!! Your total score of 11 makes you a PattinSlut in training
Long time listener ,first time caller LOL. This made me fall off my chair “Japan Rob boner” Yeah Gina that was Celeste! And I can tell you for a fact the “legs for days” pic is in the PI report!
Welcome Neesie!
Thank You! I love this blog, thought I’d come out of lurkdom since all my h00rs are on here
yay! neesie! you finally posted! welcome out of lurkdom!!! we love the PI
Any kind of bulge, peen, or insinuation of such for the motherfucking win! Welcome to Random Acts of Rob AssCandy!
I’m so laughing my fucking ass off right now! Has everyone been eternally ruined by libraries now? I know the hubs & I drove by ours yesterday and I couldn’t stop giggling. I just got the one quirked brow that simply means, ‘Do I even wanna know?’ and I just shook my head.
As for porn rabbit, errr, I have a rabbit that’s related to the hobo & it comes in errr, “handy” when I read twiPORN. That’s all I’m sayin’.
YEP, this is HOOR island, only dirty pirate hookers aren’t allowed!
Have a great day, ladies!
♥ Christina
JAG, I love when you get bored. *mwah*
Yes Christina…the library sinario ruined a couple of us for sure! Rtpgirl and myself have been reduced to sleeping with books and library cards…trying to get that dream!! LOL! <3
I’m ruined for sure, given that I work in a library it’s creating a few issues for me. I need to find a way to walk through the stacks without smirking, giggling or moaning to myself. Just need to have that kick ass library dream with Rob to get it out of my system.
Also, MelbieToast wrote yesterday eighty billion comments down that one of her lurker friends told her about the Black Dagger Brotherhood Series.
Here was my response after Smitten said that I was reading them, but I didn’t post it until waaaaay later, just moving it over.
“Yep, my mom got me them for Christmas and I’m enjoying them. I’m on the 4th book now. It was funny though, I told her the name & author & she called me from Barnes & Noble & was asked in a stern voice, “Chris, do you know these books are like… erotica? Like sex books?”
“Ugh, yes mother, would you please get them & not ask questions!” I just giggled.
So far, my favorite is Zsadist, but I like Wrath and so far Vishous, too. I have to say though, as much as they aren’t “fade to blacks” they aren’t as revealing or completely sexual as our ff.net is, but I do enjoy them.”
Your mom, Christina, so hilarious!!! “erotica, like sex books?” LMFAO!!!
I ordered the first 3 in the series and hope that they are good, but I agree, nothing could be as good as ff.net and twiligted.net.
Okay, and just cos we cougars have to stick together, yeah?
1. Shower Sex – yep
2. Outdoors at the Beach/Shore Sex – yep and once with the rescue helicopter circling above!
3. Kitchen Counter Sex – yep
4. Pool Table Sex – nope
5. Bathtub / Hot Tub Sex -yep
6. Dining Room Table Sex – yep
7. Chair Sex -nope unless a couch is a “chair” lol
8. Up Against the Wall Sex (not in Shower) – yep
9. Backseat of Car Sex – yep
10. Front Seat of Car Sex – nope
11. Hood of Car Sex – nope
12. Stairway Sex – yep
13. At the Office Sex – yep, in my consulting room, lol
14. In a Haystack Loft in the Barn Sex – nope, but would love to!
15. Elevator Sex -nope, only groping!!
16. Camping Tent Sex – nope, never been camping, on account of the cougars lurking about…lol
17. Tied to the Bed Sex – yep, but only lightly tied with stockings and that
18. Cabin in the Woods Sex – oh, yes!
19. Much Younger Man Sex – he was a couple of years younger only…honest!
20. In the Hallway on the Rug Sex – yep
and last but not least…
21. In Front of a Roaring Fire in the Fireplace Sex – oh, yes, yes, yes! some of the best!!
this was fun!
gotta run!
Thanks Tess for answering the Q&A! Yes, we cougars have certainly “been around the blocK” so to speak… LOL!!!
Tess, see grading / scoring system above
Melbie…your rating system is hysterical! WOOT….I’m 100% PattinHOOr! LMAO @ “what are you, 12????” Thanks for the fun! and some reminiscing, too!
Yes, Sus! I ranked 100% true blue PattinH00r, although I didn’t score as high as YOU!!! Oh yes, it’s so FUN to reminisce about good hot fantastic sex! WOOT! WOOT!
OK, WHAT Bel Ami costume fittings??? What sightings??? What did I miss???? If there are pics, someone link me, please!
(I’ve been holed up writing all night, dammit!)
I’m with you foof!! I wasn’t aware there’s been sighting of HHH. But my excuse is that I’ve been reading. And not FF. Actual reading books for school. Anyone has any pics or links I can see them??
I think Simon Pegg tweeted that he met Rob at a costume fitting (but for different movies – both 1800′s era). *sigh* I love Simon too. Not as much (sorry Simon!) As far as library, IDK. I can’t stand the papz pictures of him, so I’m always late to know these things too! I just wait for the info to trickle on down to me!
Ooops… I think the Japan Rob Boner may have me!
Ha
Saw a comment a few days ago about said picture and was immediately on a mad search!!
The best part is that after finding the pic I emailed it to my Twilight Partner in Crime because I didn’t think she knew about it or we would have definitely talked about it daily.
In the email I told her I wasn’t sure if it was a manip or not and her response was
“KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE… IT’S REAL”
Hey sweet Angels… I know you’ve probably seen this pic a million times, but I just love Rob in the Stoli Shirt at LAX — so here goes… please Rob if you are lurking around ROaR, wear the Stoli Tshirt for us just one more time!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4289419059/sizes/o/
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Oh yeah Melbie, I love him there! I just want to stick my fingers in those holes and stroke the Robfur..Mmmmm Yeah!
Melbie this pic is all kind of win. Stoli, beanie, a hint of manfur. It awesome.
Oh, that boy sure is pretty…*sigh*
OMFG! I can’t believe that some people still Google the weirdest shit to get here! I mean “Kid wet pants”? WTF is that supposed to mean? I get the wet pants part, that happens a lot, but kid? Sorry, no kids here only Cougars!LOL! Or “Robert Pattinson leg” Why didn’t they just Google “peen” or “muffin”? Or then there’s “Steps of fucking virgin”? What is Rob supposed to be a virgin?LMFAO! Anyway, that’s all I’m gonna comment on for now, I just got home from working 8 hrs, so I’m a little tired, I think I’m just going to read a bit of FanFic, and head to bed! Good night Angelz!<3
Dear PattinH00rs… today’s enhanced pics feather MexicoRob… October 2008… His Sex Hair was a SexxxyMess… His smiles glorious and many…his manfur vera apparent… hope you enjoy
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Oh fuck Melbie I’m trying to go to bed, but you keep posting such Fuckhawt pics! Ok that’s it, I’m not looking at any more! I’m going to bed right now! No seriously, I am!
Melbie Stunning as usual!! <3 you hard
OOOPS Jizztyped!! “… today’s enhanced pics feather MexicoRob” should read “FEATURE” Rob…. LOL… although feathers being used as tools of seduction is f*ckhawt… imagine Rob slowly swishing a soft feather over your girlie bits… Jesus H Christ on a Treadmill, I have a vera pervy mind tonight…..*THUD*
Not been up very long and now want to go straight back to bed…….
X
Dear Melbie,
I love you. Will you be my Rob-porn pimp? Oh wait, you already are. Then keep up the good work.
Love,
Me XOXO
Melbie, you are my life now. Except I’m DED. THUD.
yes, baby…
How gorgeous is that? GOD I LOVE HIM. I want to get lost in his hair for a while too….pulling him down…….oh god kiss me Rob. ……. GREAT PICTURE MELBIE!
Oh holy Mary mother of Rob…..Jizzzzzuzzzz HHH Christmas….the look of surprise on his face….I cannot take this man…oh yes I can…from the front from behind…WTF??? Melbie…
Its hard to believe that this man can be “enhanced”, but you manage to do it…
THUD…
Really, seriously, I would think this man in real life needs absolutely NO, ZIL, ZILCH enhancement of any kind! (For those Angels who have actually MET or SEEN Rob in RL (you lucky-ass H00rs), don’t you agree????!!!!???
JAG—like Christina think it’s great when you get bored—LMFAO, but—
‘i get 12 year old virgins to lick it rob’—
this entry esp. leaves me wondering if meditating so intensely on Rob’s 3rd leg (as i’m sure you do) hasn’t caused you to pull one of our 2 legs in this post—hard to believe that people really google this shit—but it is damned funny—<3
Dood I am so bored. I need to do another 3-way and soon lol Is it Friday yet?
Rob’s hands, fingers and autograph, from MexicoRob…
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Gah!!I just want to nibble on those knuckles!!!
Oohhh, what I could do with those fingers!
♥♥♥ He wrote Love Rob! ♥♥♥
OMGAWD, Melbie….your hand/finger porn pics are doing me in! Can you imagine having those beautiful things curled up inside you? *D*E*D*……
Close-up of Rob’s sexy hot LONG fingers… and look at the manfur!! (from MexicoRob collection)
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THUD!
Double THUD!!
When I see how he holds a microphone…then I think of how he would hold….THUD…
TC1, we think exactly alike…. how Rob holds a microphone… GAH!!!!
Yes. Yes. Yes. the way he holds a microphone.. Mmmmhh. DED!!!
(Thanks, Melbie….tee-hee)
Mega-Phone MexicoRob…
GAH! Look at the Sex Hair gone WILD!
and Rob’s ManFur …. I need a strong drink…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4290058226/sizes/o/
GAH! those furry arms. I want to stroke them….and him. THUD.
Couldn’t resist HSH. . . Here I am!! S;-)
Oh, and love the picture Melbie!
Oh God Melbie, I need a strong drink too, and it’s only 6:55 AM!
I am in NEED of something strong too. And it ISN’T a drink(ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkyoudo)
I am with RM on this one…I need a STIFF one…and it aint no drink
F*CK ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Melbie you HooR!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need a “stiff” drink AND a “stiff” one…
TC1, yes, 100% pure true blue PattinH00r, front and center, and PROUD!!!
GAAAHHHH!!! Spontaneous combustion…..poof…
Jesus Christ on a Sound Stage, I love this pic of MexicoRob… he looks so HAPPY!!
And GAH… look at that JawPorn!
His Sex Hair ain’t bad either!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4290057924/sizes/o/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4290058006/sizes/o/
Beautiful! His…..pupils are huge in that shot.
X
This is one of my fave MexiRob pics. That smile of his just gets me every time.
*sigh*
did i remember to say how much i ADORE him??
That smile could melt the coldest woman’s heart. HEAVENLY. Oh Rob…..
If anybody is sad, this is what you need. Pictures like this can heal the world.
His smile is so beautiful! I could stare at him for hours! *sigh!*
Oh MexicoRob, give me a break here; your lip-biting, wild sex hair and manfur and fingers are DIEING ME DEDDER THAN DED…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melbietoast2009/4289314409/sizes/o/
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He doesn’t play fair…..
X
it’s just unbelievable. I can’t process his beauty…..
Want to take him behind those velvet curtains and do some lip-biting!!
Oh yeah RM, I want him take me from behind, I mean I want to take him behind the curtains, OK fine I want to take him behind the curtains so he can take me from behind!
Here we go again SRL…..I think that we are kindred spirits!! From behind FTMFW!!
Behind the Red Curtain Sex… HELL to the YEAH!!!!
OK Seriously! He can’t possibly NOT know the effect he has on women when he does that!
1.Shower sex…hell, yes (and bath, too)
2. Beach sex…hey, I live in CA! Yep, many times
3. Kitchen counter….yep!
4. Pool table? Can’t remember, but don’t think so!
5. Bathtub/Hot Tub….oh, yeah!
6. Dining room table….sure!
7. Chair sex….does a recliner count?
8.Up against the wall ….hella yeah
9.Backseat of a car….yes, mam!
10.Front seat of a car….does oral count?
11. Hood of a car sex…..yes
12. Stairway sex….don’t think so (except at home)
13. At the office sex….Hey, I’ve worked for dentists all my life…dental chairs are awesome!
14. Haystack loft….nope, I live in CA.
15. Elevator sex…..once!
16. Camping tent sex….yes, and desert sleeping bag sex, too
17. Tied to the bed sex….not yet, but after reading all the dom/sub stuff, I’m ready!
18. Cabin in the woods sex….yes…beautiful!
19. Much younger man sex…oh, yes…but there’s a MUCH younger one w/the initials RP that I’d love to try!
20. In the hallway on the rug sex…..many times!
21. Roaring Fireplace sex…hella yes! The best place!
Wow, this makes me want to find a man (I’m single)… LOL!
WOW Sus! You are DEFINITELY a 100% pure true blue PattinH00r!! I love you! And YES, recliner sex does count as “chair sex”!!!
Why do you look kinda sad Rob? Pensive? Your sex hair is wild, but were you missing KStew when in Mexico?
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I really don’t think I’m gonna get anything done today!
Oh Jesus H Christ in the Library! A MexicoRob “Fuck Me” stare….*THUD*
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F*ck Me! I love this pic of MexicoRob! GAHHHHD look at those broad shoulders…the manfur, the jaw, the hand….his eyelashes… his sex hair…. I am so DED.
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Gawd, I love MexiRob…….!!!
X
I adore his eyelashes. I want to feel them brush against my lips when I kiss his eyes as he sleeps. Oh to watch him sleep….he can even snore, I don’t care. So beautiful….sigh….however I may have to touch the peen while he sleeps. Waking with wood…..ah yeah…..or me going down….sigh.
“however I may have to touch the peen while he sleeps. Waking with wood…..ah yeah…..or me going down….sigh.”
Uh yea you have to touch the peen! I think everyone here wouldn’t say otherwise.
well DUH….hehhehehe jenn, you are so right. Who could resist?
Oh yeah most definitely debbo and jenn, you couldn’t keep my hands away!
I have to pile on debbo (thatswhatshesaid) the eyelashes….jizzuzzz…the eyelash porn is so beautiful,…butterfly kisses with ROb……OMG…VTs…VTs…gotta get the SnugWow….
What H00r in her right frickin’ mind could NOT keep her hands off Rob’s woodie peen in the morning???!! GAH!!!
TC1, wifey, you read my mind… Rob’s eyelashes in this pic are so so so so so so so so so BEAUTIFUL!!!! *THUD*
Melbie…if we got married we would just sit around and it would be like this:
Melbie: “So, honey, I got you this pic today…”
TC1 “Oh baby…look at Robs eyelashes”….
Melbie: “Oh baby you know what I like…
tee hee…you complete me…..
*D*I*E*D*….nuff said……
Hi, girls!! I know I’m not that active anymore, but I lurk every day
And try to post now and then.
Anyhows.. “bella and edward porn manips” I might have googled that one time.. *blushes*
And as for the “rob pattinson tight pants” I’ll go with what Jag said. Hella yeah!! I love those pants. *gutter*
Oh Heidi! Your new vid is so f*cking Hawt!!!! I love it!!! WOW!!!!
Great to see ya back, Heidi! Wedding date yet???? Lurved the new vid!
Great post JAG, I’m a little frightened that these people move amongst us.
I love the directness of “men happy trail photos” & “robert pattinson dirty photos” – nothing like getting straight to the point!
But also a little disturbed by:
“i get 12 year old virgins to lick it rob” & “robert pattinson sucking dick” – now there’s a couple of sick minds, I hope they found a blog far far away from ROaR
One more Mega-Phone MexicoRob…with his sexy smirk, more manfur, and his hand in his hair…
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We’ve all seen this one of MexicoRob, hand in sex hair, manfur…sexy sexy…unbottoned shirt…
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Rob is breathtaking, but he looks really tired in this pic. I still love it!!!
Melbie, you’re killing me slowly…….er, don’t stop
X
GrizzlyRob. very schmexy. Melbie just wanted to say a huge Thank You for that 50 shades picture yesterday, God thats the stuff dreams are made of my friend!
OK, I’ve made a pair of shamwow panties for each PattinH00r- get in line and I will begin to pass them out, because melbie is making them quite necessary as usual.
Can’t help belting out James Taylor’s Mexico when I see these!! *on knees*
“Oh, Mexico
I never really been but I’d sure like to go
Oh, Mexico
I guess I’ll have to go now”
Ok HSH, I’m in line, but I think I’ll need more than one pair!LOL!
HSH…in line for one for each day of the week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IGD, repost – “Fifty Shades”…
I’m with you IGD, my hottest fantasy Rob is Fifty Shades-Master of the Universe Domward… I love this sexy bad boy to the max!!!! He could be my “Master” any day…
As I fantasize Fifty Shades MofU Domward…. FUCK-HAWT!!!!
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Fuck Melbie – your Fifty Shades is fuckawesome – thanks for adding to my dirty laundry – that’s the second pair of panties today based on your purtty, purtty pictures….
HSH sewing faster and ordering more shamwows for panty construction….
binky – panties, shrampies… we PattinH00rs have 100′s of pairs by now…. laundry loads full of nothing but panties… panties cumbusted everywhere… so must replace often. Always looking for sales on panties at JC Penny myself, they make some nice ones; in a pinch I’ll buy them at Target… Walmart…NEVA!!!!! Really smexy ones online… Amazon.com owns my add.
haystack – Shamwows needed for panty sewing constructiion…anyone got a pattern? Getting my old sewing machine out now…
More of my personal stash of Fifty Shades MotU Domward pics…fantasies…. gahhhhhhhhd so f*cking sexy…
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Last one… MexicoRob, lookin’ good…. hands on hips… YES!
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YES indeeeed!!
reminds me of Arthur Freeman saying to his peeps while playing basketball with them “I’m dominating!” hee hee, got to love that artless Art!
Oh sure wifey…its always one more….you crack dealer…”I try to get out and they keep PULLING me back in”…..
tee hee…
signed,
willing participant!
My goodness I missed a rockin’ party here this early morning! Melbie your pics just rock my world and I really want to play the game.
1. Shower Sex ~ of course
2.Beach Sex ~ Yep
3.Kitchen Counter ~ hell yeah
4. Pool Table ~ I’m racking my brain but not that I can remember.
5. Bathtub/Hot tub ~ Yeah and I’ll add a swimming pool to the water mix
6.Dining Room Table ~ Not that I remember
7. Chair Sex ~ several times
8. Up against the wall ~ ooh, slamming wall sex damn right
9. Backseat of car ~ hasn’t everyone
10. Front seat of car ~ yep 1st time in a Mustang
11. Hood of car ~ Yes
12. Stairway Sex ~ yes, I lived on the top floor in a dorm ~ I swear everyone in the entire dorm used the stairway and the elevator
13. At the Office ~ Yes
14.Hay loft ~ yes, I live in the midwest
15. Elevator ~ yes see Q 12.
16. Camping/Tent Sex ~ yes
17.Tied to the bed Sex ~ Not yet, it’s on my list
18. Cabin Sex ~ yes
19.Much Younger Man Sex ~ Well, does ten years younger count…maybe it counts since he was a virgin when I tapped him and then he wrote about it in a book (blushes)
20. In the hallway ~ yep, sometimes you just can’t make it to the bedroom
21. Roaring fireplace sex ~ yeah
22. a personal favorite memory of mine ~ slammed up against a locker in a girls locker room. Whew!
drizl, you are a woman after my own heart… and a true blue 100% PattinH00r (like me)!! And you are one of the few H00rs who has experienced BOTH Stairway Sex AND Elevator Sex! Bonus Point!
Drizl…”when I “tapped” him! LMFAO! I LOVE IT!
I sit here, looking at RomeRob (yes, I guess you all know by now how I love him!!) and one thought keeps coming to mind.. How the HELL can a man so shy and self deprecating, give such good fuck me eyes?? In pics he looks so full of confidence, he looks like he’s fully aware of what those stares does to us. And then you see him in some interview, all silly and shy, and you’re like WTF???
No wonder so many women love him. He’s got the sex AND the “innocence”.
Heidi,
I know what you mean. He can look so much older as well and we all know from people seeing him in person that he’s SO young looking when you see him in real life. The guy just has SUCH a GIFT for being photogenic and knowing how to look sexy and his angles ect. I still say a lot of it comes from his modeling days and I’m sure his mom has told him his best angles as well..her being in the biz.
I could watch that interview he did this year where they told him to JUST LOOK HOT/sexy and he starts being goofy/silly and making fun of himself doing really goofy sexy looks and then in the middle he LAUGHS that BEAUTIFUL LAUGH (no sound on video from him)…..and I could just kiss him all over that darling, cute, playful, goofy face of his. He’s just SO ENDEARING and CHARMING and PLAYFUL and SWEET and that added to the fuck me looks and his beautiful face/body/personality and he has something for EVERYBODY!
I agree….
Well they say the eyes are windows to the soul, so Rob must have a very dirty sexy old soul! He’s done everything on MelbieToast’s list in a past life, and maybe a few in this life – come on Rob, unlurk and play 20 questions with us.
Not sure how he manages to combine innocent dork with “fuck you like an animal” stares but he seems to have nailed it. Maybe it’s in the British school curriculum.
Heidi, I know exactly what you’re talking about and I was thinking the SAME thing this morning… Rob just drips sex appeal in those “Fuck Me” stares that melt our hearts and send us running for the hobo… he KNOWS what he’s doing in those sultry pics, and he must get a real kick out of it… but then you see him in an interview and he’s all cuddly and sweet and innocent and humble… WTF? What an irresistible totally hawt combination!!! “Fifty Shades” of Rob!!
True and yet he’s also blushing in so many of those sultry pics, too.
He’s blushing cuz he’s worried we’ll be able to read his duuurrty mind!